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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Reasoning under cut
Krillin
He's the strongest earthling in the world, and he has a hot wife and a daughter!
Listen. He invented being a bald anime dude. He walked so Saitama could run. Respect your elders.
He is just. Such a good guy <3 he means the world to me <3 world full of strong guys and aliens and he’s just being himself and nice about it <3
He's such a good guy. Amazing husband and father such a down to Earth funny guy haha.
He is one of the OGs! OG Bald Guys!!!! He is also a Short King?!?!?!?! SHORT KING REP!??!?!?! Tbh like half of the cast of Dragon Ball is bald so take your pick at them if you want to but Krillin is the obvious choice among them, imo.
Larry the Cucumber
I think it would be funny and he canonically has no hair (source: the Hairbrush song)
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Hajime Suguroku
HES SO FUCKING HOT LIKE HE IS SO HOT THAT EVERYTIME I SEE HIM THERE IS A FIRE STARTING IN MY HEART AND MY HEAD GOES *microwave sounds* AND THEN I EXPLODE AND MY REMAINS TRANFORM INTO ASHES THAT THEN BECOME FIRE AND I RAISE LIKE A PHOENIX. he is also very bald.
sorry i just forgot to say the funniest part. look the anime up and look at images. all the other characters look like they come from jojo's bizarre adventure and he's just there like That
Charlie Brown
Its Charlie Brown??
I think he counts as ‘bald with a single strand of hair’
He’s a bald little man and after all the loss and sadness he faces in his bald little man life, he deserves this win
Charlie Brown is the best bald kid ever. Better than Caoloouu or however you spell it. He is also a mental health icon.
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Kirby
Poyo
Ikkaku Madarame
His head is so bald, people have mistaken it for a moon
Just here to fight and serve amazing eyeliner looks what a king
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Zim
VERY BALD HEAD. YES.
Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.
(no reasoning was provided)
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Kermit the Frog
Slap his bald green head
Dimple
Technically his muscle or god form since the other form is just a fart cloud but he's bald either way so!!!!! BALD and a ghost. Let's go.
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Wade Wilson/Deadpool
(no reasoning was provided)
Kratos
Consistently shown as bald, even as a child. Also is a god and kicks a ton of ass
My boy
Bald, i have an emotional attachment to him, the new God of War games at least.
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Shiraishi Yoshitake
he's the guy from this image
Exeggcute
It's 100% baldness over here. Just a whole pile of bald Pokemon for the pleasure of your viewership.
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Tien Shinhan
Bald AND has a third eye. Love his character development in dragonball even if he gets shafted in DBZ...king I remember you. Bonus Chaozu is always with him and that kid is also bald
He is bald :), and a cool martial artist, and he has three eyes, thank you
Colin Robinson
Honestly it would just be funny
bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
i just think hes neat
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Hubert
I would have nominated his wife Reba because she's canonically thirsted for Jin Arbuckle but she ain't bald so Hubert gets in instead
Gal Dukat
Cool evil alien with no hair.
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Elisha the Prophet
Funniest part of the bible fr so: Once some guys were mocking Elisha for being bald so he cursed them and then bears came out of the woods and mauled the guys to death (2 Kings 2:23-24)
because it’d be funny
Lady Cassandra
One big ol slab of face on skin. MOISTERISE ME
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Imperator Furiosa
She also is so hot
Henry Spencer
He's real funny, he's the protagonist's father and they have a weirdly awful relationship where they both kinda suck but shawn (the protagonist) always comes to him or help (it's a detective show). Also it's kind of a running gag that shawn and his friend randomly run into henry and completely random locations. Also there are always flashbacks at the beginning of each ep and usually it's some interaction between the two that would foreshadow they're weird relationship twenty years later lol. In those flashbacks they like. Put a wig on the actor to signify that he's younger ACDJVE. They even poke fun at it in one ep "I don't know dad. If one were to put a wig on you, you'd kinda look like you did when i was a child".
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Elliot Stabler
He wasn’t always bald but he’s certainly bald now. He’s got a booty too.
Calliope
caliborns sister. she's actually awesome!!!! shes also bald on account of also being a weird space alien. i dont know if that counts but she's still bald
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
If You Smell, What The Rock Is Cooking
Szeth Son Son Vallano
Bald. Assassin. Killed so many world rulers because of a rock. Such a good character. (im sorry Im bad at this)
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baldguy-fight · 11 months
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Reasoning under cut
George "Sticky" Washington
Goofy little nerd (affectionate)
Grog Strongjaw
FOR STRONGJAAAAAAAAW
he’s bald. being in this bracket to see who the best bald guy is would be extremely in character for him.
He’s such a sweet boy who stands up for the little folk and his friendships with Pike is everything to me
HE BALD
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Konekomaru Miwa
need more short bald children
George Costanza
(no reasoning was provided)
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Grim
(no reasoning was provided)
Okoye
She’s so cool!!!!!
BADASS WARRIOR
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