#blobs with jobs

[toogayfor2145]

Blog's not dead, promise.

#hataraku saibou #cells at work #hataraku saibō #blobs with jobs

[absurdist-void]

I don’t know how people don’t go insane after knowing the extent of corporate crimes across the planet. Nearly everything we interact with in the west was produced through slavery and poor working conditions. Everything is tainted.

#for nearly a decade as a communist I’ve gotten more and more insane after learning something new about corporations and western governments #i don’t even know how you lessen your consumption of slavery based products to a point where it makes a difference #it becomes a full time job to choose semi-ethical products #your vegan and organic products aren’t even safe from human suffering #every time i become lucid over no ethical consumption under late stage capitalism i want to turn into a monkey and rip people’s faces off #every ‘cute’ chocolate commercial becomes gore fest where people are flayed alive #nothing sweeter than child labor #every romantic diamond ad looks like screaming and crying and sweat and blood #every kiss begins with a gun against your back and a threat of death if labor stops #life is a horror film #and we’re just apathetic gluttonous blobs endlessly staring at billboards

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

Lumps how are you so good at making an already great scene even better?

because anything I ever write or draw is purely for self fulfillment and baby knows exactly what she would have wanted in that scene

#ask #unnamed-blob #they need to hire nasty little freaks like me during film productions whose sole job is to input more slasher x final girl dynamics

[hattiestgal]

Does Critter happen to make food-related bets with people?

Well, of course! A favorite of theirs is "if you can't fit this [absurd amount of food], I'll make it so you can!" (often through means of instant weight gain, though they certainly love feeding others till they can't eat anymore)

#hat answers #my ocs #Critter #they really like blobbing folks #its kinda their job

[dhmis-tournament]

ROUND TWO

#dhmis #dhmis show #dhmis tournament #don't hug me 2 #poll #polls #tournament poll #tournament polls #don't hug me #tumblr polls #dont hug me i'm scared season 2 #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis tv series #dhmis tv show #tournament #dhmis blob #dhmis death #dhmis unemployed brendon #dhmis jobs #dhmis dead end job

[kelocitta]

Some more about Siggy and her mimic species. Extra confusing

#oc: siggy #they were born a weird little blob and one day she will be so so good at it that they will be faking things on a molecular level #except she got sidetrack and now does a bad job at everything #for anyone curious #shes only made it to the 'knows how to make herself look externally like a thing doesnt know what the hell should go on inside #scribbles

[groovyempire]

Locoroco theory

The BuiBui performing the Moja Song cannot imbue it with the same destructive energy the Moja can but they still sing it for variety of reasons.

It's a show of allegiance, it's a habit, it's an intimidation technique against all native inhabitants of the planet, it’s something they learned from Majoliné.

Also, they maintained their musical nature back from being MuiMuis and the Moja just slid them the biggest banger in the galaxy, why wouldn't they sing it.

#I’m overthinking blob game like it’s a job #locoroco #locoroco 2 #locoroco theory

[ihearnocomplaints]

Im not entirely satisfied with this but

Passive aggressive Sun my beloved

Drew it at work while the kiddos were sleepin :]

#complaintsconcepts #dca fandom #dca #sun #sundrop #Y’all can interpret what he’s saying however you’d like hehehe #I like to think he’s like #‘oh? You *really* think an animatronic programmed for this SPECIFIC. JOB. Wouldn’t be able to handle it? Hm?’ #hehehehe #Anyway i couldnt figure out how to not make his body look weird as fuck so i just kinda blobbed it out and said fuck it #Soz if it’s difficult to see fjjfjdd #I just realised i forgor the little moon crevices at the bottom part of the crescent sobs

[oh-pretty-blob]

Sneak peak of something I'm working on right now. (She deserves happiness and I'll be damned if I don't make au where she can have both)

#inside job season 2 #inside job spoilers #kinda? #i mean this fake name dropped on the last episode? so it's a spoiler? #she deserves happiness too #can this be counted as au if its just one drawing for now? #ArtByOh-pretty-Blob

[tenrose]

It's cool because I'm no longer really depressed. Not exactly, I think.

However, I still have this problem I've never been able to get rid of. I have the idea of doing a thing but then my brain goes blank and I don't do the thing. If it's a mandatory thing I will at some point do it but like with guilt, anxiety, stress and quickly and badly. But the worse part is for hobbies. I do have ideas, desire but still I don't do the things. It absolutely make zero fucking sense. It's like my brain is lacking a connection between the thought and the execution of it. It's draining all of my energy. I don't know what to do with it.

Honestly as much as I don't like working, it's kind of a good thing that I have a job, obviously for money, but also to have a somewhat healthy pattern. It's not that healthy because I go to bed later than I should be and so I'm always tired. What I mean is that I have to cook, shower etc. And I do this because of work. I know this because every weekend everything fall apart from Friday to Sunday 18:00 when the guilt finally kick in. Like, I do enjoy cooking but somehow it's easier for me to cook for work than the weekend when I barely eat anything and at weird hours. So yes I perfectly know that if I didn't have a job I would be a total mess. And that's why unlike some of my colleagues I can't quit and give myself two months of rest before actively applying for a new job, I know it won't happen (also obviously money and even though I saved some I suffer from what I call "ex poor syndrome" so even though I know I could technically survive a few months without a salary my anxiety will never ever allow me to quit without having something to bring me money at the end of the month). So yes the plan is to apply to stuff till I have a the certainty to have a new job, then quit and take all my vacation days and maybe a few extra days. Problem is the energy needed to search for a new job. Similarly I kinda think about trying once again to do something about my driving licence, because I know I will have more chances to find a job, I could go live more in a suburb less expensive area and also the reality of adulthood since my grandpa hit me that I will need to be able to drive to take care of my parents someday. But then again my brain don't want to hear anything about it. So obviously I'm like, well then let's chill and let's do something we like. Writing about the books I finally read, collages, gif making, writing, I don't know literally drawing ugly doodles in a notebook? But even for this my brain shut down. It's exhausting I really don't know what to do with it anymore.

My brain literally lack the "click" thing that activates the whole process.

#genuinely have been thinking for months about doing a adhd diagnosis but yeah... this too i can't do it #first of all i don't even know how these diagnosis are made and by who #second of all I'm pretty sure it's just me being lazy and not wanting to take responsibility for it #but i have a friend who is now under a medicine #and like she has pills that make her do things????? #like not antidepressants #antidepressants never made me do things either they just stopped me from killing myself which is you know great #they were doing their job I wasn't crying no more #but like i still was a blob in my bed when i was not at work.... #i want to do things now.... #like i want to deep clean my apartment because im tired of it #but it requires way too much energy #i want to start looking for a new job but again energy #i want to maybe find a healthy activity like book club or hell even sports to do outside of work so i ca' see people and all #but the thought of it... it's draining my brain #i want to do collages but again no energy #and then my friend is like 'yeah the other day i came back home there were dishes to wash and i washed them' and I'm like #WHAT ????? #there is a pill for this???? #how can i have this? sounds like magic #i just can't imagine doing a thing the second i think about it #all my family relatives like to say this is about self discipline #and to an extent i agree #i mean everybody at some point push back something even normal people #problem is i do this with EVERYTHING #it's not a one day laziness #it's an eternal laziness #and anyway I really wants to know where in my brain this comes from #and how to get rid of it #you'd notice that for someone with now energy I ramble A LOT and that's because in this aspect i have no filters and that too is exhausting

[breed-station]

CONFESSION OF LOVE

click for better quality! explanation under the cut :]

oh lord jesus this took the whole afternoon fineidnde

Xera/Xero!!

these two are actually one an the same person! Only: Xera is trans! Xero is their dead name but it will reappear in the story. Xera actually goes by she/her but to make it less confusing i will use them for the moment.

So its my first time making a trans character! the point of this piece is: how Xero transformed into Xera by giving themselves love (hence the bid dress)! so a confession of love means, that they confessed their love for themselves and so allowed themself to change! So a fond look to each other :]

I wanted to picture it because i think its very important to imbrace yourself and love the new perpective you take, changes and courage to face all of it!

So im proud of Xera and everyone else that makes this decision ^^

#my art #oh god my hand #Xera #Xero dead name #blobs ocs #professor Xera #actor Xero #i tag it with their jobs for the future

[windowsillwren]

[ID 1: Virgil Sanders sitting crosslegged, holding a hamster up to his face. Virgil is wearing a plaid purple skirt and a hoodie with plaid purple patches and splashes of purple at the end of the sleeves.

He is also wearing two pins on his right chest, one of the mlm flag and one with a pink and black design. On the left arm of the hoodie is a patch with a grey storm cloud against a purple background.

Virgil is also wearing one long striped sock and one long sock with a black splash design. Behind him is a black square with a white plaid design.

He has purple eyeshadow and the front and lower ends of his hair are dyed purple.

ID 2: the same drawing, but with only the black lineart

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What if virgil and hamster

closeup:

extra sketch i didnt line/color:

[ID: On the left, the same drawing as described above. On the right, a sketch in orange of Virgil lying on his back. The hamster is on Virgil's chest.

end ID]

#virgil sanders #sanders sides #virgil sanders art #sanders sides art #hamster #hampsta... my beloved #i wanted to draw hamsters bc yea but they do suit him i think #lookit the hammys lil face i did such a good job #the one in the sketch is just a blob ive just realised oops

[nikatyler]

break over, i am a terrible no good person and i need my unhealthy dose of validation

#it's clear that i'm the problem at this point #no friends no job no partner nothing. just a sad blob who never leaves its bedroom #where's the nearest cliff so i can jump off it #that's a joke i'm not gonna jump #but god of course...of fucking course

[wajjs]

Just wanna share, I finally have my first ask and I got so excited and scared because someone wants to talk to me about something.

Turns out, its a nude picture and I don't know whether to cry about it or pretend it never exist.

Awwwww I feel you! Getting an ask is always such a rush, but porn bot asks are really annoying jfkdkddkjddjdj

Just keep posting and doing you, friend, and you'll find that people will send you stuff <3 or just be like Kis and go completely deranged, that also works gjdksbdkddkbddjdj

#blob talks #anonblob #dragging kis ain't much of a job but it's an honest living

[theyeontheskullship]

What's your favorite kind of fish?

Clown fish!

#answering cool questions (while i'm totally doing my job) #anonymous ask #i just think they're neat looking (< ) #[[my favorite fish on the other hand is the blob fish it just looks so ugly and I fucking love it]] #[[I just think it looks silly]] #[[I also like jellyfish too]]

[sparring-spirals]

OH SHIT ITS THURSDAY

#one of those [undefined amorphous time blob]'s amirite haha 👉👉 #ill be liveblogging at least part of it but might need to bail out early or ittermittently #WOOOO CALAMITY #spar speaks #exu calamity part 3 #this is nit a joke i both didnt realize it waa thursday or that it was almost 7 PST #yes i have a job. yes i have a job that requires i do things on certain days. yes i still didnt process it. huzzah. happy thursday!