#bones bitches

[bonerot19]

it's so hard to internalize the nuance of real people

#I mean people can hardly understand the nuance of fictional characters #it's just #I love my dad so much but I'll always be afraid of him #he's grown so much but I'll never trust him fully #sometimes he still does and says awful things but he brings me ginger ale when I don't feel good #it hurts it hurts it hurts #bones bitches

[blessyouhawkeye]

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

#freddy as kaz really makes me mourn the fact that they didn't do a crows spinoff after s1 #he's THAT BITCH!!!! #i maintain that freddy and amita are the backbone of the show. it all hinges on them #shadow and bone #grishaverse #freddy carter

[inkiedraws]

I haven't gotten to Dressrosa yet but from what i've heard, he seems like a lovable skrimbly bimblo who could do no wrong.

:)

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#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #sir crocodile #daz bones #i'm just kidding i know he's a huge bitch #just not the details

[avernusreject]

#camp is love island with extra steps #that sack of bones is a bitch for drama #telling you to get laid for the plot #i like to believe he could bring any character back from the dead but just chooses not to because he didn't like their plot line #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #withers

[mistergreatbones]

I love how in fanon Dick is all uwu jaybird has done nothing wrong I will do anything to bring him home and Jason is all fuck off you don’t love me, whereas in the comics it’s Jason who keeps trying to get DIck to join him and Dick keeps being like no, fuck off? You’re a murderous criminal why would I do that?

#bones’ bitching hours #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #tw murder mention #does he love his brother? yes #does he think Jason needs to go to Arkham immediately? also yes #he still obviously feels some affection towards Jason but also. still considers him a rogue and isn’t gonna abandon his morals or grovel

[daftmooncretin]

fellas is it gay to lovingly caress your captains face as you remove his memories because you don’t want him to cry anymore. (he’s crying because he flirted with leonardo da vinci’s robot girlfriend too hard and she blew up fyi) just before this a mutual friend told you he pitied you because you had no capacity to love.

#although wiping jims mind was quite an unhinged breach of trust #the way he just sadly whispers ‘forget’ 🥹 #why did bones come for poor spock so hard this episode this episode though? #he didnt even do anything to deserve it lmao #he actually tried to protect kirk from finding out the truth because he knew it would upset him #and bones was still like this is on you bitch #episode is requiem for methuselah btw #tos #star trek tos #star trek #jim kirk

[trek-tracks]

him

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #jim kirk #spock #the tholian web #space seed #city on the edge of forever #the empath #wtfcl0ud #queenpotatothegreat #cocksuredness #spaghettiloverdose #bitching and moaning + being so brave about it was the most mccoy thing i've ever seen #textpost meme #tumblr things #things i found on tumblr #soda meme

[arabellas]

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 😭😭😭

#begging for someone to pick up the crows spin off #i can't live with the idea that we won't see the ice court heist #and the cast was SO PERFECT #why is netflix such a bitch #greta talks #shadow and bone #six of crows

[eventidesworld]

Kaz to the reader: Take that, you motherfucker, you thought reading my P.O.V would give away the plan? Well, sike! Cause my brain is 24/7 Inej, Inej, and Inej and nothing else. You're welcome.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #grishaverse #shadow and bone #third army #six of crows spin off #kanej #incorrect quotes #Kaz is such a little bitch #The only character who could break the fourth wall and sense the reader

[olskuvallanpoe]

the best shadow and bone (show) line by FAR is when Jesper and Wylan are kissing, and then Kaz side-eyes them and says “everyone’s lost their mind” like I laugh every single time. That man needs to CHILL

#six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #wesper #kaz is a bitch lol #save shadow and bone #soc #six of crows fandom #soc spinoff

[lotus-pear]

finished traumabringer last night have some doodles i did to cope

#if verlaine is most dangerous assassin then why so pretty :( #saw his ref sheet and gasped i have never been so infatuated w a drawing before #also the flags?? sb when bones i want to see albatross and lippmann #also i did not notice how skinny i drew everyone until i opened the file like gd these bitches anorexic💀😭 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #stormbringer #bsd stormbringer #paul verlaine #verlaine #bsd verlaine #bsd lippmann #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[patovpran]

Jesper is really bold for mentioning finishing university...how's YOUR diploma coming along buddy?

#jesper: go graduate #wylan: you first bitch #have I mentioned that I love them? #is it March 16th already pleaseeee #shadow and bone #six of crows

[basoogil]

bones cant do it :/

#click for better quality bitches #i love this so much lol theyre so silly #im liking the way i drew spock here :) #star trek #star trek tos #spock #tos spock #leonard bones mccoy #bones mccoy #myart #spones

[warpfactor9]

how am i supposed to be normal about star trek when [cunty spock voice] why THANK you, CAPTAIN mccoy.

#the immunity syndrome #is an exceedingly normal star trek episode #featuring hit classics such as: spock willingly does something insane that will likely kill him #bones and spock enter a bitchfest at the beginning of the episode that continues until the very end #kirk has Loves Bones And Spock Disease and its terminal #risking the entire enterprise for spock #uhura doing her job perfectly despite deranged circumstances and ailments Once Again #and scotty being the most exhausted bitch in outer space #star trek: tos #spock #james t. kirk #leonard mccoy #spones

[mistergreatbones]

Option 1: Cody is Force sensitive and the lightsaber calls out to him for help everytime it gets dropped

Option 2: Cody is Force sensitive and hears the lightsaber when it's dropped on the ground AND when it's falling and he yanks the lightsaber out of midair and pretends the trajectory didn't just complete change and defy gravity

Option 3: Cody ISN'T Force sensitive, and the lightsaber DOES just so happen to find it's way to Cody but only because the Force has just decided "yeah these two are going through so much right now i'll give 'em this one"

#the Force: these bitches are stressed enough i'll throw them a bone. *adjusts the laws of time and space* #leo says shit #commander cody #obiwan kenobi #codywan