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ughgoaway · 6 months

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the sick dad matty blurb omfg ACE i’m literally unwell at the thought of mopey messy hair matty falling asleep in ur lap and being so flustered at u seeing him like that- brb fucking crying

also speaking of which genuinely insane timing how you always post smth after i’ve had a very long shift i swear theyre really the one thing i look forward to the most after work 😭😭 uninterrupted horizontal time with ur blurbs it’s true it literally is my fav thing-

also perhaps an extension of sick dad! matty but i just can’t shake the idea of teacher reader being worried about him still and asking annie about it at school the next day and annie just randomly drops a bombshell in the way kids do and says smth like ‘oh daddys so much better today! he’s all smiley and said that you chased the bad coughing monster away for him- can you come do that every time? daddy’s never had anyone do that before’ and it just b r e a ks teacher reader completely pls anyways crying throwing up

(- bff anon also has the can’t shut up disease i fear 😭）

OMG, IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT BFF!!! I just need to look after this man.

like imagine he eventually wakes up and its like 9pm at that point so you're like "okay let's get you to bed" and he's all sad and pouty and says "only if you stay over with me" but he's still half asleep and doesn't quite process what he said for a good few seconds...

wide-eyed, he tries to backtrack, "wait- I'm so sorry I didn't mean it like that! obviously, we haven't slept together yet, but- NO, NOT LIKE 'SLEPT TOGETHER' SLEPT TOGETHER!!! I MEANT LIKE JUST SLEEPING!!! ohmygod-"

you're like "no that sounds nice, let's go upstairs," and matty is silently freaking out bc you're gonna be in his bed. with him. sleeping. he's thought about this scenario 1000 times, and none of them included him being dealthy ill and not having nice sheets on the bed first.

(more rambles below the cut as always)

you get matty to brush his teeth and get ready for bed, even rubbing some moisturiser on him (he just sits there with a dopey grin as you apply)

he always thought you'd be on his chest or he'd be spooning you, but he ends up with his face buried between your boobs and he's out within 10 mins.

oh and the morning after... so much potential...

I must have spidey senses for when you're at work bff!!! the fact that my blurbs make you so happy you look forward to them??? brb vomiting???? that is so kind. horizontal time on tumblr is my fav too, its unmatched.

OH, LITTLE ANNIE TALKING ABOUT HIM PLEASEEEEEE-

I can see her spending the night at hanns bc matty doesn't want her to get ill and doesn't trust George or Ross to keep her overnight.

"Do you even know what 5 year olds eat??"

"bro, why dont you trust us???"

"Yeah... like mushed carrots and shit right. "

you put the kids to work colouring something but secretly call Annie over yo your desk, "hi Annie! I just wanted to ask how your daddy is today, I know he's been a bit poorly"

"...please take her Adam"

she immediately lights up and starts chattering away, "Oh, daddy said he's feeling much better today. he even made me my toast this morning, and he was all smiley the whole time!!! he said you made him all better and played nurse!! can you do that every time he's poorly? he's much happier when you are his nurse than when he goes to the doctors"

obviously, internally you're like "ohmygod he really likes me, and I made him feel better. oh, he couldn't stop smiling, and annie noticed because he was so happy and -"

but externally, you play it cool like, "Oh, that's great, sweetheart! I'm sure next time he's poorly, you can help him feel better too"

Annie is like, "Oh!! I hope he's poorly again soon, I wanna play doctors with you!!!"

you try not to laugh at her wishing her dad ill and just send her back to her desk, but the grin doesn't leave your face all day. thinking about the fact you made matty giddy makes you just as giddy as him.

the next day a bouquet of flowers show up at your door with a note,

"dear nurse y/n,

thank you for coming to look after me even after I cancelled our date. whilst I am slightly mortified you saw me looking like that, I'm more grateful for your help. you made being sick worth it. Spending any time with you is always worth it.

love, matty x

ps, I hope the next time you stay in my bed, I'm substantially less sick, and we're both wearing substantially less clothes ;)"

#the cant shut tf up disease... its spreading...#BUT I LOVE IT!!! NEVER SHUT UP BFF!!!#sorry i hijacked your ask and chatted so much shit...#but sick matty is FULL of potential #anon!#bff anon <33333 #teacher au!

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nutria--oscura · 7 months

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Y'ALL HAVE ME SO SCARED FOR THIS (@cookies-over-yonder @officialgleamstar y'all's posts have slain me) HERE WE GO

like, i'm crting and i haven't even stareted the ep yet wtf-

~spoilers for S2 ep35 under the cut~

preface: I AM SCARED I AM CLUTCHING NICK JR (mouse/rat soft toy) ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

THE PASTA PUNS IN THE INTRO

the sound effects low-key make me wanna throw up-

update: the sound effects make me high-key wanna throw up-

the intro is the high before the storm right? oh dear~

yesss, link is a spouse to his best friends <3

gosh I missed their voices so much <333 <- literally have 100+ episodes it can listen to whenever they want

freddie correcting beth's fact is literally my best friend and i on a daily basis (whos who? we take turns)

i could listen to an entire podcast of just freddie saying facts. like genuinly

HERMIE FACT??? SCAM CONJURED HIM INTO EXISTENCE AS A HIGHSCHOOLER??? MY POOR BOI-

TJ SHOT NICK'S ARM OFF WHAAAAAAA-

TERRY :) WHAT:)?

"your time studying the blade has served you well" what is hapening?

whAT IS HAPPENING????

Terry Jr's back <333

"i did not think that's how this fight was gonna go" same will- same

hey imps? what the fu-

NORMAL'S BACK BOIIIIIIII

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL NAT 1 HAH

SCARY AND TERRY JR <3

MEMORY TIME OH DEARRR

"in going from enemies to lovers so to speak"

all the fanfics were right- (nicky's reasoning, him attempting to reason with the others)

ron and nicky are such a vibe together honestly

OH NO- NICKY WAS SO REASONABLE TOO AND YET-

LARK AND SPARROW WITH CROSSBOWS TERRY WITH A SHOTGUN WHERE'S GRANT???

"and a badass fight ensues, but also sad"

oh there's grant

OH WE GOT THE WHOLE ASS SCENE OH SHIT-

TERRY SHOT NICKY, NICKY STABBED TERRY-

TERRY JR AND RON <33

terry's memory being ron forgiving him- (henry voice) oh gosh. oh geez-

"did you see what i did to like, my best friend" BEST F R I E N D

"you showed up, y'know?" what if i just combust?

Scary hugging Terry<333

THEY'RE ALL HUGGING

oh my heart

hey glenn, respectfully, fuck offffff

nicky having more emotional intelligence than glenn is so true-

OH HERE COMES THE GLENN AND NICKY AND TAYLOR SHIT-

"i have a memory that you weren't around for. which was the birth of your grandson" AHHHHHHH

"i always thought taylor came out real quiet. like a real stoic ninja." "nope. came out crying like a baby dude"

glenn... glENN. GLENN! NO. NOT INFRONT OF YOUR 3 DAY OLD GRANDSON

THE FANFICTIONS WERE SO RIGHT- (GLENN IN NICKY'S LIFE BEFORE THE FAITHFULL SOCCER TRIP)

brb cause im like actually crying cause of that scene-

ok... lets go... (screaming crying sobbing sliding down a wall)

JODIE VISITEDDDD

FUCKING TELL HIM NICKYYYY FUCKING TELL HIMMMM

"i remember when... was that you? yea, i remember when you were born." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS THAT YOU???? THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING SON

YES GLENN. REFLECT BITCH-

"i didn't see a lot of taylor's growing up, and that was- that was- we're cool now, right taylor?" "fuck yea dawgggg. well-" HERE IT COMES

I AM HEEDING THE WARNINGS

"if i'm gonna be honest dad, i've kinda been hoping and keeping an eye out for time travel magic so that we could go back in time and you could be there for me" imma go ahead an roll a d20 of psychic damage- ah, a nat20 damage, yea that seems about righ- HIS VOICE HOW IT WENT ALL SOFT AND QUIET AND SHY AND THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HOW HE IS USUALLY OH SHIT OH FUCK

NICKY ROLL PSYCHIC DAMAGE BOI-

"as a result i have developed a number of very bad habits, that i am told are very hard to break"

"it's too late"

"but you know if there is time travel magic, then y'know maybe- or if you find it, you can maybe, pick me up on the way back to the past" HIS VOICE, THE MAYBES-

"we're just 3 cool guys" "well-"

"i didn't even know where you were"

I'M SORRY- THREE (3) YEARS????

NICKY NO- DON'T-

more memories??? MORE MEMORIES??? OH NO-

OUCH OUCH OUCH O U C H-

HE'S DONE WITH KARATE- NO- NO NO NO N O

FUCKING HELL FUCK ME-

sorry, i have strong feeling w/ regards to parents not showing up to (sprots) stuff

~a pattern~

YES LINK, STARE DAGGERS INTO HIM, DEFEND YOUR QPR BESTIE

the- the fanfics were right (glenn keeping his distance not wanting to fuck nicky up but consequentially fucking nicky up)

"as you're saying this, without even wanting it to, tears are rolling down your cheeks. And in that moment, you and Taylor and Nick, all realise that there is no fixing this, that this is as good as it's going to get. That you are stuck with each other in the forms that you are now. You see daddymagic, that same daddymagic that exited Ron and Terry's body, emanate for their bodies like a fine mist coalesce into the air, and then zip into the jar and fill it up a little bit more, cause that's what your relationship is..." what if i- what if i lost it? right here right now?

gosh i DID NOT heed the warnings oh noooooooo

i'm sorry- the US MILITARY? oh fbi too

hahahahahahahah ha hah h a what? JODIE AND MORGAN ARE IN CUFFS-

GLENN LISTEN TO JODIE FFS

"i'd like to see you try" "hey is glenn immune to bullets?"

LINK KING OF HELLL HEYYYYYYYYYY-

NORMAL NO. BESTIE I LOVE YOU HECK I AM YOU BUT FUCK NO-

"dude- both of us look at each other - fear, fear in taylor's eyes. like, what the fuck are we getting into? why did i open my mouth?" FEAR IN TAYLOR'S EYES??? FEAR????

I'M SORRY? THE CAGE????

FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? NOOOOOOOOOOO

In conclusion:

I am now obsessed with Taylor Swift (Freddie's version)

#OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCKITY FUCK-#i- oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #whispers of the raine

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 7 months

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macccc hi. hi hi <3 ik u don’t watch qsmp but i wanna cry in ur inbox for a second. we got. fucked up sibling dynamics. it happened. cellbit had a twin sister named bagi and he went missing and was thrown into a war and she searched for him endlessly. his first memory is standing over a dead body and having to eat it to survive. bagi is slowly recovering her own memories and is desperate for him to remember her. he keeps pushing her away bc he can’t fathom that he had a LIFE and a FAMILY and people who CARED about him. he thought he came from war but he came from love and didn’t even know it. bagi became a cop just so she could try to break him out of prison but she never got the chance bc he broke out first and she lost him again. she spent fifteen years looking for him and he spent fifteen years trying to survive. they’re both devastated over this in different ways. this always happens with media i get into it always comes back around to messed up siblings i’m going to start eating the floorboards. the strider bros the plant twins ccrimeboys. this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him. you can get a new son or a father but who can grow me a new brother. yk. just gonna lay here and cry for a minute brb

anyway how r u doing!!! how’s it going!!!! how r ur blorbos!! i never got into adventure time as a kid what’s it like what’s the recent series like how’s it going :3 how r ur little guys i wanna know!!!! i’m still watchin hannibal btw makin my way thru s2e2 AS WE SPEAK!!!

OH GOD OH FUCK I LOVE HORRIBLE TRAGIC SIBLINGS !!!!!!!!!!!! i keep saying this but im so glad im not directly into qsmp because i KNOW i would be imprinting on cellbit like a baby duckling. it was A JOKE AT FIRST because i saw he had a white streak but every new thing i learn about him im like. of fuck thats my type of character like. to a t. unbelievable.

I AM DOING GOOD its sooooo cold today and i cannot wait 2 be done with work so i can get all cozy (<< guy who is dumb and chose a career path that is Almost Always Outdoor Manual Labor) . adventure time is soooooooooooooo so so so good. i actually have not seen ANY of the post-canon series which is why im currently rewatching the main one!! i want 2 watch them so bad. ive heard such good things about fionna and cake. ouuguguhg. its a very good show its the perfect balance of really silly and lighthearted and also.... emotions. <3 formative piece of media. u are speaking to the worlds biggest flame princess kinnie. also i have been thinking abt my ocs a lot lately bc i havent drawn them since artfight. this is a DISGRACE.

IM SOOOO GLAD UR STILL ENJOYING HANNIBAL. oh season 2 goes nuts. season 1 is probably my favorite as a whole but my favorite Individual Episode is the season 2 finale. ohhh the season 2 finale makes me so insane. ouguha. also lmk when u meet a character named mason verger i have a funny story about him <3

#ALSO HI I AM WORKING ON UR DSTUCK PANEL AFTER WORK TODAY I PROMISE.#had to do a bunch of. very exhausting irl stuff this weekend so i didnt get around to it when i wanted to. soon.#hiiiiiiiiiii whiskey <3 #ive also been playing minecraft again lately omg. ive missed it so dearly. did u see the armadillo won the mob vote !?!??!#i am EXTREMELY disappointed that we dont get crabs bc i wanted them but also i am excited for wolf armor <3 #asks #friends!!!#anachronistic-falsehood

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burr-did-nothing-wrong · 2 years

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literally throwing up sobbing screaming and violently vibrating at the speed of light bcuz of ur new fic like HELLO,,, burr. baby, ur daddy issues r sooooo front n center i love it. the constant references to little, feminine burr are SOOOO DELICIOUS. the way u introduced the ginger rat just to obliterate him ilysm. AND GOD EVERYTIME MONTY WAS THERE I FELT SO WARM,,, his elder queer vibes,,,, im crying. just need him to pat burr on the head and tell him he is doing a good job bcuz burr DESERVES it ugh brb going to read it a gazillion more times frs

Printing this out and putting it under my pillow

#ask #GINGER. RAT.

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mizugucci · 2 years

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omg hi……. 🎵

omg hiiii this was so hard... i hope you like this tho! ^^

position: ALL AROUNDER easily!!!! you're good at literally everything but i think your passion would be dancing, choreography, and perhaps even writing lyrics. you'd be directly involved in a lot of the creative design bc you have such a good eye for it. you'd also be one of the older members, but like fake maknae kind of. until you get serious and then people r like wow....

group name: ok bare with me for the explanation but your group name would be astroglia !! all lowercase and if possible in bold letters. astroglia are a collective bunch of star shaped (!) cells in the nervous system (brain and spinal cord specifically) and astroglia help form the physical structure of the brain but also do a LOT of functions for the entire body -- kind of like, saying your whole group is the foundation for the new era of kpop bc every member can do SO MUCH. all rounders indeed!! but ALSO. science is always growing & scientists r always learning, so theres the aspect where you guys never give up on yourselves. you're always learning. there are 5 members bc of the 'star' shape and obviously i chose this partly cuz you’re so smart my god

concept: lets go science concept!!!!!! each comeback is a new type of science, personally my favorite would be the chemistry one where all you do is cause explosions. your fans favorite concept though is the AI creation concept, where you fight against clones of yourselves (see: onf) ALSOOO for a halloween concept ver. you do a modern version of Frankenstein its great! theres just soooo much you can do with the generic 'science' being the overhead concept. a dark/horror concept could be a forensic science concept where u have to solve a grisly murder using your FS skills.... fascinating

debut song: i wasnt sure what 'sounds' go with a science concept so like im a bit lost but its probably very electronic sounding, and idk why but 24k's only you comes to mind for this, especially the chorus and that 'bloop' part lol idk but just know it matches your concept!

fun fact: each of your albums are named after a different scientific discipline! and while your group, astroglia, are in the nervous system (aka the BRAIN), your fans are called atria (a main part of the HEART) bc your fans are your heart!!!!! brb crying. also one of your members decides to go back to uni to study some sort of science bc they were so inspired lol and youre their #1 fan and supporter its so nice. you quiz them on stuff. you do the same thing for your fans, they always tell you about upcoming major exams and u ask them a bunch of questions on vlive to help them study.... truly the best idol

send me a 🎵 and ill create a kpop group with you in it, based on you and/or your blog!!

#mkg #im not going to lie my thought process to get to astroglia was WACK #i literally googled aleks cuz i was so lost on what concept to give you #and it sent me to a math psychology learning page #the 'ALEKS' learning program or whtever #which talks about neurology and #thats where i got to the nervous system and #astroglia sounded the coolest LOL #i know nothing about science or any of this besides the 20 mins i spent skimming 10 diff wikipedia pages for this #hope you like it lmfao #replies #answered #i cant believe how much i rambled hijfgk SORRY

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tearsasmascara · 2 years

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AHH THEMIS dw about it !! i’ve been busy as well so

zee did not watch :(( some stuff happened last weekend so like i couldnt do anything atp BUT I DO HAVE this weekend !! and i have a long week so i’ll def be binge watching and like maybe be crying LMFAO

J POP !! i love it sm (I KNOW THE FEELING OF OBSESSION you should see me when im hyperfixated on a song,,,,, no wait you should’ve seen my spotify wrapped THAT was horrendous) OMG LITERALLY i have like everything in my playlist it’s WILDDD but like you get to have variety ya know?? i dont have certain songs i can call favorite but like i can think of like taking whats not yours by tv girl or like any of jack stauber’s songs <3 wait wait wait WHAT r your fav songs??

AHH ITS ALRIGHT but this weekend i have like an essay but like watch me procrastinate on it 😪 how are you???? are you making sure to care of yourself ??? 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

have a good day/night themis <3 hope u doing vv good today, and if not i hope it does better 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

ahhhh SORRY REPLYING TO YOUR ASK LATE AGAIN </3 i’ve been going through it ngl

NO BUT I SAW YOURE WATCHING IT RN?! HOW DO YOU FEEL WHATS HAPPENING (and yeah you’ll probably cry LOL)

DUDE i get so obsessed w one song i repeat it all the time and then i get sick of it and never listen to it again ahwldhow. (omg is zees spotify wrapped one of those bulletin boards that say “to the person who listened to ‘im sorry’ for four hours yesterday, are you okay?”) but yeah i’m kind of excited for the new wrapped, bc last years was embarrassing JSLWDH.

NO YEAH I GET VARIETY bc i have like some cute lo fi song and then i have like rap dhskhfd but like i do have a top like five like some songs that just twist my heart the right way shdkdh

ok rn rn, they’ve got to be uhh do me right- brb. , can’t explain it- chika, that one given song.

there’s more shkdhd but those are my quick ones LOL and the one given song is actually the intro so

whkdhd noo essays suck ajwodje ewww ok look i like writing for fun not for school okay? but LIKE DONT PROCRASTINATE TOO MUCH !! like a healthy amount maybe. and i’m okay dude not feelin it lately shdkdh but i’ll be okay !!

you too!! and drink some water while you’re at it my dude <33

#[bulletin board]#MISSED YOU DEAR #[zee <3]

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thetypingpup · 2 years

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what r ur writing insecurities? how do u cope/manage thru?

things ur proud abt ur writing?

Oh wow that's a heavy question, bc truly there's quite a few. I mainly fret over the fact that I feel like I'm writing the same thing over and over again. After a while it's like "yes we get it this is what you like you won't shut tf up about it 🙄" so I do worry I'm lowkey flandarizing myself. There's also the fact that I don't get nearly as many notes or engagement as other writers that creeps in from time to time. There's so much I just will not write about and while I'd never write what makes me uncomfortable, sometimes I look at like my rules list or think about what I really don't like to write or read that gets really popular and I'm like "see now if I did that maybe I'd have more engagement 🥲". This one doesn't happen often but it does come up from time to time. Like im scrolling through the fyp on here and for some reason I keep seeing stuff I either don't like, doesn't interest me at all, or outright triggers me, and that’s the popular shit. Meanwhile I'm over here like "anyone wanna read heartfelt confessions and feral love making? Fantastical ass aus? Some sub!idol thrown in every now and then? 👉🏾👈🏾 No? Ok...🚶🏾‍♀️"

Honestly in terms of coping, I just take on a idgaf attitude and just write what I like and post what I'm proud of. As long as I like what I did, and I had fun writing it, that’s all that really matters. That's why the non smut sea god!yuta piece is so important to me. That was the first time in a long time I wrote something that I was genuinely really proud of, and didn't feel the need to edit it beyond recognition bc I kept nitpicking it. It didn't matter if it got a lot of notes or if it flopped (frankly I knew it would flop bc there wasn't any smut) bc I was really proud of it. I was stuck on it for a while, so by the time I was done I had cried multiple times bc I couldn't believe that I managed to take this image in my head that was so complicated and specific and actually put it into poetic prose. I'm still genuinely so proud of it and it's making me emotional thinking about the mindstate I was in when I finally got through the block and was able to just paint with words like I used to. And when I was done I was genuinely proud to post it and I hadn't felt that way in quite some time. Brb crying again 😢

Things I'm proud of: How poetic my prose is and how it reads I do live for that. I pay attention to not only the word choice but how the words read when put together, and that really comes through. My imagery and descriptions are unmatched and I'm not even sorry it's just the truth. Like I really just construct and paint the most vivid imagery with my words like wow I'm so powerful. My worldbuilding goes crazy like the way I can make whole entire aus in a day is really crazy like my power honestly. I've gotten really good at writing heartfelt emotion and sentiment of different kinds. As much as people don't pay attention to it, fuck it EYE for one really like it and think I'm good at it. This is something of a given, but I'm also really good at writing smut if I do say so myself. Like the descriptions of the sensations, the pacing, the dynamics and fleshing that out, coming up with interesting scenarios, all of it I've gotten really good at writing 😁

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alienaiver · 2 years

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im getting emotional at the thought of being friends with kenma while suffering from chronic pains. you'd really like to play that new game that just came out, but your hands hurt too much to hold the controller for too long at a time and press the buttons so fast during battles so he sits you down between his legs and plays it for you but with you, letting you pick every choice the game wants you to make, do everything you ask and explore every corner of the game you're curious about

#brb im CRYING bcos i rly wanna play the new pokemon but my hands are hurting too much #im still struggling thru nier replicant due to having to take so many breaks 😭😭 @ kenma my love where r u #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kenma kozume #haikyuu x disabled reader #disabled reader #nohr.headcanons #comfort tag #also yes this is some of the content i wish to see so i make it myself heh #i hope other disabled gamers who sees this feels some comfort <3 #nohr.hq

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drella · 5 years

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lol this weekend has been hashtag not the best

#🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 !!!!!! i fucking hate my brothers!! hatw men!!!#going to kms!!!!!!!! xoxox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like.. they dont help out or do things the way that theyre supposed to ... so you get angry at them...: they they hegehhehe woamn Angroey..#..must be on her Period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like holy fucking shit what do u even do. what are u supposed to say. yknow sometimes i rlly fucking hate being a fucking girl. it fucking #sucks. my mom told me that my fucking dad was making comments abt me not shavibg me legs. like fuck u!!!!!! choke!!#em.txt #brb im going go fucking listen to the regrettes or sowmrhing. God #OMG no so my grandparents r over cuz its easter right lol #nd im like lol mom my brothers dont know how to do anythibgv #and my fucking grandma goes iTs BeacUse TheYre mEn ThEY wEreNt TaUghT tO!! and my mom is like um.. 👀 no.. but like!!!! ya grabdma ur right!!#but also her tone was like.. endorsing them to not b taught to like clean up or whatever....#idk i just know tjat i want to CRY and also CHOKE haha xoxo #like srry mom ik u think that u raised them not to suck. but. they suck #they never fukcing help with fucking ANYTHIBG and when they do it is the most halfassed fucked up bullshit fucking ever and they do it so #bad that you basically just have to redo it or just dont fucking ask them at all cuz u kno its shit nd do it urself #and u cant fucking complain!!!!! you cant fucking say Anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#otherwise everyoje goes >:(( shhut up ur so Moody... moody EMotional.. Girl..!!!!!#if u dont have any fucking brothers i am so fucking jealous of u

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shxyo-sho · 3 years

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did y’all miss me or what 🙄

#I’m pretty sure I’m backkkkk #might disappear again tho #BUT DW #U CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY #if any of my moots have deactivated I’m gonna fight #or cry idk #BUT HII HOW R U #I NEED TO ANSWER MY ASK IM SORRY #the new theme is sexy tho #it was supposed to be bulbasaur themed but I got sidetracked 🧍🏼#oki I’m watching black clover brb #💭 tweets on tumblr

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chal-latte · 2 years

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we are in Spain without the S with school right?? I hope you are having a wonderful day. I want it to leave a lil inspo for timmy au, we love Taylor Swift so it might be like a full lyric thing but also y/n being surprised by tim for her birthday and now him dedicating Taylor’s lyrics to her. Can you notice my love for them??? 💀🥺😮‍💨 thank u so much <33 ily

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enews attended the premiere night of y/n l/n’s (@y/i/n) new movie as her plus one, timothee chalamet (@tchalamet) made a romantic gesture to confess his love to his girlfriend in front of the crowd. it is said that he even gave her a pre-birthday gift. we wonder what that is? (📸: instagram)

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fanpage11 hes such a romantic

fanpage27 i want a timothee in my life please

fanpage19 I WAS THERE AND I THINK HE GAVE HER A JEWELRY

↪️ enews a ring perhaps?

↪️ fanpage19 im not really sure

fanpage28 imagine if he really gave her a ring😭😭😭 on her ring finger😭😭😭

fanpage39 a true gentleman❤️

fanpage78 i heard he made a touching speech and like said his gratitudes for having her in his life

fanpage18 it was truly beautiful! sadly we weren’t allowed to record/take pictures so that was a lucky steal

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tchalamet swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover, happy birthday angel face

tagged: @y/i/n

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roses_are_rosie happy birthday @y/i/n 🖤

y/i/n making me cry on my birthday is not cool at all chalamet

↪️ tchalamet i’ll kiss ur tears away

vogueparis joyeux anniversaire à notre grande étoile y/n

fanpage40 THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH: THAT COMMENT

petedavidson big B! 💥🎂❤️

fanpage30 HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEEEEEEEEN

evanmock birthday killaaaa

fanpage39 shes so perfect😭😭 have a blissful day you two!

pauline.chalamet happiest birthday y/n❤️❤️

↪️ y/i/n i love you sister!!! ❤️🌹

fanpage60 y/n calling pauline her sister🥺😭😭💘😭💘

pharrell lots of love for you both

fanpage50 I LOVE BIRTHDAYS AND HER’S IS MY FAVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY MUSE @y/i/n

niallhoran i miss you silly girl! happy birthday xx

fanpage58 theyre extremely in love 😭😭 when will it be my turn😭😭😭

dunemovie happy birthday to our usul’s sihaya in real life 🖤

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y/i/n

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y/i/n his initial on a chain round my neck

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frankiesbikinis happy birthday to our brand ambassador! ❤️ we love you y/n

tchalamet 🔐

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fanpage30 THATS THE PRE BDAY GIFT I PRESUME??? CUS RN THEYRE SOMEWHERE IN AN ISLAND AND THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE MAIN GIFT NO???

↪️ y/i/n bingo🤣

↪️ fanpage30 IOBMGGOD OHMYGOD SHE ANSWERED ME OH FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH I CAN MEET U I WANNA HUG U AND GIVE MY LOVE TO U

fanpage67 im wearing his initial on my neck too😂

oliviarodrigo NOT BCS HE OWNS ME

↪️ y/i/n BUT CUS HE RLY KNOWS ME

↪️ oliviarodrigo girl u whipped asf

florajensen my soulmate <3🎂

fanpage17 I THINK THAT LOCKET IS LOCKED?? SO IT HAS TO BE OPENED BY A KEY???

↪️ fanpage49 WAIT I NOTICED TIMOTHEE WAS WEARING A NEW PENDANT ON HIS CHAIN- AND IT LOOKED LIKE A KEY👀👀

jessicachastain happy birthday girl❤️

↪️ y/i/n thank you momma🥺

deuxmoi queen🥳

michaelbjordan LIL SIS BDAY🎉

↪️ michaelbjordan also is that the locket he custom made for you?

↪️ y/i/n 😁😁😁

fanpage49 im in bali rn and i have a gift for you y/n🥺 i hope i can bump into u and give ur gift

tommy.dorfman you beautiful soul, such a beautiful couple✨🦋🧚‍♀️🔮💘 10 more hours then we’re gonna celebrate ur BIRTH day 💖

anguscloud birthday fam

loriharvey hey im ur number one fan and i’ll give you the biggest present ever

↪️ y/i/n BABY😭 COME HERE

fanpage78 SHE HAS THE LOCK AND HE HAS THE KEY BRB CRYING

dojacat SEE U SOON 😈

fanpage78 WHERE R THEY GOING R THEY GOING TO VISIT Y/N AND TIM????

↪️ fanpage55 it seems like it

fanpage16 I CANT😭U GUYS R MEANT TO BE

#vogueparis -> happy birthday to our big star y/n #I HOPE THISLL DO THANK U FOR THIS INSPO LOVE #made these captions w the help of my friend obvi #timothee chalamet #timothee chalamet imagine #paul atreides #paul atreides imagine #instagram au #timothee chalamet imagines #timothee chalamet au #imagine #timothee

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blueprint-han · 3 years

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imagine seungmin in the early mornings, during the crack of dawn(maybe pun intended). Bb is sensitive to sounds and wakes up the moment he hears birds and his eyes land on your sleeping body right next to his. He smiles in thought, and falls down with a *poof* next to your body and wraps you around in his body, tangling his fingers in your hair, smiling against your skin and whispering sweet nothings like lullabies as he falls back to sleep. wait brb hes my ult im crying-

’彡☆ early mornings with seungmin | fluff, marriage au | 1166 words | no warnings

The chirping coming from outside is a little too loud when Seungmin shifts in his place, soft mumbles and groans leaving his lips as he tries to make sense of the sudden intrusion in his sleep. The wind murmurs inconspicuous words into his ears, filled with the slight rustling of leaves and chirping of sparrows that decide to add in their sweet melody into the sound.

Seungmin wipes his eyes before getting up from the bedside, noticing the warm sunlight filtering through the translucent curtains in front of an open window, filling the room with a comfortable glow.

Ah, so this was where the noise came from. Quickly moving to shut the window — it encases the room in warmth — Seungmin feels ever-the-lethargic when he turns around, eyes meeting your peaceful, calm figure. And before he knows it, a smile has taken over his lips.

You’re wrapped completely in the heavy, cozy duvet, tucked at the sides and a soft smile adoring your face. Seungmin thinks his wife always looks the prettiest no matter what, but right now, you look so tiny, all he wants is to wrap his arms around you, swallow you into his embrace and warmly whisper tender words of affection.

And so he does, because Seungmin is a sucker for his wife.

Comfortable silence fills the room as he strolls back to the bed, gently plopping down next to you, the sheets feeling soft and slightly cold underneath his skin. But he isn’t bothered by it — because Seungmin’s eyes stay fixated on your face, like he’s so unduly mesmerized by the look of you — almost like every time is his first.

You don’t tend to question it either. When you look into Seungmin’s eyes, all you can see is how they’re trying to capture and memorize and observe every single feature. Surprisingly, even after two years of marriage, that honeymoon glow never truly faded out of your relationship — it only added to the sparkle in Seungmin’s eyes when he looked at you, and it was a dangerous look. Because it always made you want to kiss him.

Seungmin sighs, slides under the duvet with you and then revels in the feeling of the warmth seeping into his skin, all whilst he silently throws a leg around your waist and an arm under your torso, silently pulling you closer to himself.

You shift at the sudden feeling of his soft lips pressed against your collarbone fluttering ever so lightly, over and over again until the feeling spreads to your jaw, and that’s when you open your eyes. You take in the light of the morning sun before letting them focus on your lover, who’s currently way too busy trying to smother you in love — Seungmin can’t help it. Looking at you always makes a warm feeling erupt in his chest, and he needs to let it out in some way — and what better way may there be than to appreciate his wife, the love of his life?

“Mmhh, Seung—stop, it’s too early...” Your voice is raspy when it forms the first words of the day, but you still smile sleepily in your daze, never being able to handle your husband’s sudden outbursts of affection, especially after your marriage. You’d think that you’d grow used to it, but getting married only made you feel more shy, more flustered — and Seungmin loves it when you got flustered, so it works.

You hear him chuckle as he moves his arm to rest under your head, his fingers immediately tangling with your soft hair, coming through it to remove any knots that may have formed. Both the actions combined only lull you into a spiral where you can’t make out anything except for your husband and yourself, and frankly, you don’t mind it one bit. Seungmin was at his best when he was affectionate.

“Good morning, you...” He lifts his head up finally, finally before pressing a kiss to your lips, to which you dizzily respond with a — “What’s up with you today?”

“What is up with me, love?” You feel Seungmin’s other hand slide from your waist to rest on your cheek, rubbing the thumb against the high-edge of your cheekbone before waiting for an answer, giving you those puppy eyes that make you melt on the inside.

“You’re being oddly affectionate first thing in the morning—” You comment and then yawn, feeling fuzzy when Seungmin laughs at how adorable you look. In his eyes, you look like a small marshmallow in his arms, and the comparison makes him want to sob. You finally open your eyes, big and bright as you wait for a reply.

“Do I need to have a reason to admire how pretty my wife is?” His voice sounds so calming, like the sound of crashing sea waves — and you feel your cheeks heat up with the sudden compliment. As much as you want to laugh and joke it off to relieve some of the romantic tension, a small part — alright, a large part of you is enjoying what’s happening right now.

“I— I guess not,” You say, tangling your legs with his as you bring a hand to brush away any stray hairs that threatened to fall into his eyes, leaning in to kiss his lips sweetly once, only for Seungmin to go back twice more, smiling into the kiss all the time.

“Then don’t question it. Let me appreciate you...” You giggle when he kisses the tip of your nose, cheekily nuzzling with his own soon after. He then kisses warm over your eyelids, murmuring inaudible praises as he continues to shower you in attention. The rustling of the leaves is more prominent now as you shyly hide your face into his chest under the duvet. When you do so, you can feel the vibrations from Seungmin’s laughter, his hand once again carding through your hair as you both settled in your own vortex of bliss, with each other.

“Hey!” You squeak out, pressing your lips to his chest as he continues to reduce you into a flustered mess, mumbling silently — “You can do that later, Min. It’s only seven, I’m sleepy…” You pout, and Seungmin only smiles at your claim. He gently rubs a thumb over the skin of your shoulder and then kisses the area gently, making your heart feel like it’s gonna flutter out of your chest.

When his lips pull into a smile, you involuntarily smile too, feeling like you’re drowning in just the sheer amount of love the man has for you. You love him, and you’re always happy to know that he’s yours.

“Alright darling, go to sleep.” Before he finishes the statement, your eyes flutter close at the feeling of pure warmth encasing you in the form of Seungmin’s hug, and soon, the both of you fall asleep, completely immersed in your own world, where only the both of you exist. Together.

‘彡☆ find the other blurbs here!

#skz fluff #stray kids fluff #skz imagines #stray kids imagines #skz scenarios #stray kids scenarios #seungmin fluff #skz seungmin fluff #kim seungmin fluff #skz blurbs #stray kids blurbs

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choerrypuffs · 2 years

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i just read the starlet now im crying please — i,,,, i wanna cry brb u r amazing let me just — the way u wrote them —

ahhh thank you so so so much, my love!!! 💕💕💕 i always feel bad bc i’m sorry you cried but i’m also really happy that my writing touched you 😭 it’s a constant struggle to battle the light and darkness within me 😔✋ either way thank you for taking the time to read it and leaving me this lovely ask <3333

p.s. that hyuck meme is so adorable i- 😩

#ask #answered #soni-yaaaa

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 3 years

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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