#but he is just skinny and white

[storm-of-feathers]

are my bg3s online?

no?

great

astarion is not even hot. he is just skinny and white. for months I feel like I've been huffing fucking paint as everyone simps over someone so obviously designed to be a sexy vampire archetype. I'm losing my mind

#hes funny dgmw he has some hysterical lines #but he is just skinny and white #q'd

[cadaverkeys]

HONEY IM HOME

#welcome home #wally darling #i dont really go here i just saw people drawing this guy as a skinny twink boy and it made me into a different man #i havent even consumed the source material but i know in my heart that he is not a white boy he is a literal boy toy #clownillustrations #eye strain #i tried to make him look more like ...rounded like a plush toy #or an actual felt puppet

[yennao]

In case y’all were starting think I was doing something with my life, nope! I’ve made these Tens for nobody but me! Have a nice day!

#doctor who #tenth doctor #david tennant #10th doctor #ten #she’s everything #He’s just Ten #I’m kidding I love him so much #dw #feral white boy #time lord victorious #is sexy as hell #I’m gay #U can trust me #it’s the Long and Skinny and Dressed in that sharp ass suit #makes him look like the worlds most well coordinated physics teacher #who has since turned his murder basement into a dark room for developing film #don’t you boo me #I’m fucking right #Okay? #thanks :) #:)

[joyflameball]

Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly. #sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM” #COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized) #(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole) #(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

[dailykugisaki]

Day 189 | id in alt

She does not want to see your grilled chicken audaciously seasoned with JUST grated ginger.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #its part of her daily routine. she gets up. looks pretty and then Fushiguro has to show her the most disgusting thing he made himself #it ALWAYS includes ginger and its disgusting to her #she hates his skinny ass she hates him so bad stop showing her your white boy food shes tired #anyway i know for a fact Kugisaki stole that shirt from maki who got it for absolutely no reason but just to have it #i feel like impulse just shits itself sometimes with any sorcerer #Kugisaki makes wonderful amazing food. only for herself. absolutely nobody else #i lied. its not Maki's shirt she got it randomly bc she thought it was funny to her blood dehydrated brain

[amymarch-defender]

noah schnapp is so interesting to me because hes the most unserious guy ever. he literally looks like the straightest jockiest white guy who wears baseball caps backwards and likes to make his lil jokes and unironic tiktok dances. then he arrives at the set of stranger things puts on the will byers wig and delivers the most masterfully poignant performance of a young traumatized gay boy in the 80s. like what

#byler #once the bowlcut is on its over #he doesn’t just act #he is possessed with the spirit of will byers #then he leaves and posts a tiktok dance and gets into beef with doja cat #what #noah schnapp #will byers #stranger things #posting this after seeing his recent tiktok where hes dancing around in white skinny jeans and a pink button down top with the first few #buttons open #JAKSKDKD #i cant deny hes so fine #we r the same age so im allowed to say that

[hunterontheedge]

Hey I think everyone should draw their faves fat. Or at least draw a fat person once in their life bc variety is lovely to see but also do you know how fun it is. Do you have any idea. With enough practice it will be like second nature it will be fun. I do not care how much sense it makes btw :)

#Part of the reason I draw Hatty so fat is bc it’s fun. And also it’s my headcanon… #It’s not bc he’s soft either he can be a mean bitch if it comes down to it. #make mean and bitter and vile people fat. Not just the soft fluffy ones BECAUSE I SAID SO… #nobody actually has to do this. Nobody is obligated to. That is not what I mean here by no means at I forcing you but #I am SO SICK of traditional skinny villains and sexymen. Stop. Stop that put the stick down. #Practice drawing fat people. Trust me it will do wonders it will be fun. Look at references too don’t just slap a big gut on that bitch. #thanks for coming to my ted talk #white talks to the wall #white mutters via tags

[agp]

forreal tme and tma is kinda dumb. thats like the terfs saying amab and afab as misogyny exempt and misogyny affected. exactly like them! why do we do identity politics so lazily?

#theres a middle conversation here thats so important #it just sucks that they insist this is all some kind of privilege?? fuck you cis white girls!!! #its a loss of life to be excluded from the experience of misogyny while experiencing it full blast like this #when i got my nose broken that was transmisogyny alison #when you defended me once on the street #from a stranger who very politely told me hey do you mind and i said whats up #and he said the world isnt ready for your outfit and i was like yeah but wig lol #and ALI ABSOLUTELY STARTED SCREAMING AT THE GUY ADDJSKKEJSKS #i was just in skinny short shorts and a skimpy pink striped top #mightve had a bra on who knows #short short hair i had done a buzzcut that spring #AND HE WAS RIGHT AND I APPRECIATED THE INPUT FFS LIESEL COME ON BITCH #CUT YOUR HAIR ALREADY I KNOW THE WORLD ISNT READY FOR IT BUT MAYBE YOU ARE YOURE A REALLY CUTE BUTCH #SORRY I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN AAAAAAAAA

[teawiththespleen]

the way i would leave the tent and walk back home to my friends if my boyfriend (gay) shushed me

#just because he's tall skinny white and looks like pitiful kitten #the audacity #young royals

[ghostfoolish]

I will say that I’m soooo glad that Nicki’s actor isn’t some doe eyed twink. First of all that’s jacob anderson’s job. Second of all I know that if Nicki looked like a timothee chamalet or a troye sivan the fandom would be insufferable about him. His actor has more jeremy allen white vibes to him and I adore that. He looks like if he dropped ice he’d just kick it under the fridge. That’s my type of guy. Can’t wait to see him in action ♥️♥️♥️

#could not and would not be able to sit through a skinny white twink talking about how depressed he is #happy that we’ll get to see Lestat talk about Nicki being infinitely beauty and the camera will pan over #to the most wet pathetic tired quirked down white boy you’ve ever seen #interview with the vampire #nicholas de lenfent #btw I do think Nicki’s actors is pretty ♥️ he just isn’t ‘fandom pretty’ and idk that’s sexy in and of itself

[jrueships]

never have i ever seen a player look as miserable and withdrawn and downtrodden as Jabari does during bad performances. ime probably has to drench from the depths of the same evil that caused his infidelity in order to reprimand Jabari after bad games, cause lord knows i would not be able

#it doesnt help that bcs of how skinny he is they always just squeeze him in the middle of two people already sitting down #so he just shrinks and shudders between them like a hairless chihuahua in a rich white girl's pink purse #that she claims is for her anxiety but really the dog has it #whenever jabari misses u can see the fear in his eyes running back on defense #getting sent to the bench is like getting sent to superhell to him or smthing #he trails back so miserably each time his name is called #ime pls put jabari back in so alpey can comfort him omg #it's terrible 😭😭😭 #ime: ok smith. catch a breather . #jabari: YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELDK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????

[casmustdiee]

okokok HEAR ME OUT‼️ ninjago headcanon jumpscare‼️‼️

maybe it’s because little nine year old me insisted and making the ninja hispanic (istg there was no rep and I HAD TO DO WHAT I COULD TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY 🥲) and while now i definitely have diff hcs for their races/ethnic backgrounds, i can’t not think of cole as dominican. tell me this man isn’t dominican. like that’s where he gets his dark BEAUTIFUL skin from. (this man is gorgeous to me i swear) i like to think that lily was a proud dominicana and lou was italian- not sure why italian but he’s always given me italian vibes 💀 but just imagine cole gets really frustrated and just yells out some spanish phrases in a dominican accent because while he was too young to learn the full language, he did grasp a lot of it and the accent from lily 😭

*ninja, peacefully going about their day*

cole, out of nowhere, muffed-ly heard throughout the entire monestary: PUÑETA HIJO DE PUTA

edit: it just hit me i used puñeta instead of coño but tbh he’d used both 💀

#please just give me this 🙏🏽 #ALSO when i was nine i had a HEAVY attatchment to jay and so i fully believed he was like me #used to think bro would be a mexican-guatemala HELL NO THAT MAN IS W H I T E I WAS REACHING HARDDDDD #ok maybe not white #but he gives me skinny white boy sometimes #DOMINICAN COLE MY BELOVED #for some angst #lily would call him mi tierra instead of mi cielo or mi vida #bc earth element and allat #*sob* #cole ninjago #ninjago #CRYING

[queer-reader-07]

i love my dad he's great, but he is also the most straight white man a person can get. so imagine my utter shock when in the course of one conversation i find out that he reads a webcomic featuring a main plot line about a lesbian couple and his first ever concert was an Erasure concert in the 80s where the crowd consisted of at least 50% gay people in leathers

#like sir. you cannot drop this information your queer child like it's nothing #he said the erasure concert was 'an eye opening experience as a white boy from the suburbs' #he had no idea andy bell was gay he just liked the music #this man was a skinny tall white boy with giant glasses in the 80s #he probably looked so out of place at that concert #but also my dads been listening to punk most of his life so i feel like he's been around plenty of queers at concerts #hell the first concert i ever went to was social distortion with my dad when i was 12 #didn't know i was queer at the time #but i did grow into a queer as fuck leftist so the punk music worked on me #also. LESBIAN WEBCOMIC HELLO? YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN NAMED JOHN WHAT IS HAPPENING #erasure band #andy bell #social distortion #rambling

[sethdomain]

everytime i open my twt for rottmnt content i get jumpscared by a tweet gawking at this human turtle every few month

#ignorelist #spare this old men heart #one day im going to die of heart attack if i see a tweet of this pic #im still stressed about raph design #why is he an old middle aged man #idfk #you can also tell the artist gave up on trying to make their human form capture their turtle essence #and just goes fuck it and put them in a ugly suit #maybe dont make them white when they are in no way white #they are half asian because literally half their dna is splints dna #and half whatever ambigious #i mean they are half turtle but we're talking about if they were a human here #and why is donnie as tall as raph #why are they also so skinny #this make me want to make a human rottmnt design #but not now i will literally kms if i have to design a human character rn

[lovestryke]

dadtimus prime

#just a human prime btw #hes a trucker #been doing this job for years #truckers...roll out! #ppp #transformers g1 #transformers gen 1 #transformers generation one #humanization #was tired of the white skinny 20 year old humanizations of him

[hidingoutbackstage]

tme ppl be like “he’s playing 5d gender chess” about a guy who’s literally just crossdressing. if you saw the genders me and my mutuals have you’d hurl

#sid rants #tired af of the loud f1nn5ter fans #crossdressing is not new or unique or groundbreaking #he’s just skinny and white and rich and good at passing #and if he came out as a trans women the mask would come off for all of his rabid fans