#but i also wanna punch him

[anime-grimmy-art]

Wdym this isnt how ep 11 ended?

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Part 2 here

Part 3 here

#trigun #trigun stampede #meryl stryfe #million knives #vash the stampede #meryl #nai #knives #vash #fanart #comic #shitpost #spoilers? #i love knives #but i also wanna punch him #so he's a great character #im just huffing copium tho

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[xcherryerim]

save me annoying 28 year old obsessed with crypto who is also a loser and an annoying fuck, save me

#derek brain rot #I’m actually foaming at the mouth rn #like i’m pulling my hair and everything that’s how bad i wanna punch him #but also kiss him and what not #derek danforth #derek danforth smut #derek danforth x you #derek danforth x reader

[mrsoharaa]

Friends With Benefits Miguel, who hates the idea of being so intimately close and mangle with such complicated, bothersome feelings of endearment and commitment. So he does everything in his power to make sure you both agree and condemn to the terms of his little agreement of just being fuck buddies.

Until he realizes that you finally had enough of having your heart and soul utterly shattered after every heated, emotionless fuck session.

Completely seethes at the sight of you ignoring his calls, turning your back on him when he needed you — watches that brimming, refreshed smile on your face glimmer with such ease and contentment. As though nothing ever happened between the two of you.

Gives you a week to see if anything changes.

But nothing has. Not in the slightest.

He had hoped you would come back to him. Back into his big, strong arms and weighted, stocky body. To spill out your entirety to him in the most vulnerable state. To share your embracing, tender presence with him. To weigh in his own personal, salacious leisure.

His eyes would soften and shallow out with the sight of you finally being honestly happy. Watching you gradually move on without the beck and call of his desperation for a need of "stress relief" and last resort entanglement.

Breaks his heart to finally see you being completely happy and indubitably enthralled with someone that wasn't him. That could actually give you the love and adoration that you solely craved the most.

#slowly trying to get back into the groove of things! #still in this nasty ol' writers block! UGH! #fwb miggy is plaguing my minddd #angst is running through my veinssss #....now I wanna give him all the kisses and tight hugs! 😭 #but i also want to punch and kick him in his perfect handsome face! #god i adore this man #miguel o'hara x reader #atsv

[moonshynecybin]

Hi! I have been thinking about Marc and the ways he expresses his anger... giving the cold shoulder... the silent treatment if you will (he will speak ABOUT vale but not TO vale let alone WITH vale)... need your input please....

hmm good question.... this got. STUPID long sorry

uhhh marc is, in general, good at keeping his (negative) emotions in check. like i think marc loooooves to think of himself on track as a mature, controlled, and rational dude. above distraction. a killer. a cyborg. idk his dad has talked about how he doesnt really complain much about injury and there's also allll these stories about what a mature kid he was... so i think that when he was young - ESPECIALLY in a racing sense because he was so much younger than most of the people he was competing against - he internalized that in order to do all the stuff he wants to do racing-wise, he reallyyyy has to keep a level head and not well. act his age! and i think that extends to a lot of how he manages his emotions today (at least in a public setting). even in places where im pretty sure hes PISSED (sepang. phillip island 2013.) he just kind of. visibly contains himself. not a confrontational dude in the outright sense he'll clench his jaw and try to work through it.

which is part of what makes his valentino-oriented crazy so interesting. bc people were noticing that marc in 2015 was kind of. being weird. as his and valentino's relationship deteriorated. like they were both outwardly very much like we can keep it on track :) until the big fallout towards the end of the year but uhhhh. well marc has said that vale started pulling back in september of 2014 like he was noticing SOMETHING, and they clashed on track A LOT in 2015, and i think marc sensed vale cooling on him and freaked a lil. hashtag neurotic 22 year old moments. he is my favorite crazy ex girlfriend. like usually he IS good at separating that stuff out and managing his emotions in the racing sense but in assen that year when vale overtook him off track after they made contact he raised a BIG stink with race direction and actually had some uh. not especially chill quotes about it. (it should be noted marc was also flopping for the first time in his motogp career. like in his brain he stopped winning AND vale stopped talking to him he was goin through it) adn all the reporters noticed too they were like. why werent you sucking and fucking in parc ferme. like vale's left turn wrt to spaniard sabotage comes outta nowhere but people WERE noticing that things were changing. i bet marc noticed too. BUT they are not the type of people to talk about these things so they keep it to vague flirting in presscons and escalating on-track tension slash proxy wars waged in race-direction contexts... liek truly you are 22 you are not going to keep your championship title and your hot sports idol bestie is no longer flirting with you on twitter and you COULD just talk to him about that but you'd rather DIE so youre going to ask honda to back you up to race direction about your last race where you DEFINITELY lost bc winning is the ONLY thing thatll make you feel better. even though thatll help convince your hot sports idol that you are engaging in a benedict arnold level betrayal scheme against him. an insane time to be marc marquez. 2015 really kind of is a study on how both of them handle losing: NOT WELL.

and then the thing about sepang is that then the lid is blown clean off and marc spends the ENTIRE race being annoying on purposeeeee. hes so fucking pissed and hurt at valentino that he decides to get under his skin for REALSIES instead of focusing on his race. like idk he probably would have fought hard for the win without the drama that how he works but uh. i think he was being annoying specifically to bite at vale's edges. and part of that is bc marc is naturally and effortlessly annoying. but i think part of it was SPITE. like his team advised him not to speak on anything from that presscon and he didnt, but he can still fuck him over on track. get under his skin. like he cant tell vale to his FACE that he's angry and confused and hurt. but he CAN let him know on that fucking racing line. where he cant be ignored. idk like i cant see marc letting anyone else get under his skin like that.

AND another big ass exception to the marc marquez anger management philosophy is from misano 2019 where vale messes with his qualifying lap. a lovely anon sent me some videos of marc talking to the press and jesus christ i dont think ive ever seen him angrier oh my god. AND the anon also linked the race from that weekend where he won and he celebrated harder than ive seen him celebrate some TITLE wins like he went. notably nuts. the commentators were all like uhhhh. he mustve REALLY wanted to get one over on vale adjfhlkdh... idk if any of this answered your question but his relationship to his emotions fascinates me hes so weirddddd. and its interesting to me that he can shrug off jorge ruining his last race at honda and be friendly but also be like. kind of aloofly pissed at bezz. because of valentino! he can repress the rest of it, but valentino shines through the cracks.

#its interesting bc theres also this tension with him where he keeps all of this tightly controlled and then he also REALLY wants you to know #about it. like in his docuseries hes like okay i know we have to talk about valentino :/ which is CRAZY bc he is producing that series #and its about his comback from injury. he could have EASILY left it out but he wanted to set the record straight #and also pull the punch/make it seem like hes no longer invested by saying he doesnt wanna talk about it #idk i think he was smart to keep his mouth shut in sepang 2015 but it CLEARLY cost him #like i think his own reservedness confines him sometimes and he chafes. and it bubbles out. like marc dont you just wanna go apeshit. #anyways this isnt even my entire marc and anger thesis like i need to go back to grad school lmao #callie speaks #motogp #asks #marc marquez #rosquez #tbh. i should just write some fic. hmm. #long post

[prostocupoftea]

I have done what kinitopet fandom (probably) does not have but totally does (not) need... a CRIME AU! i am so sorry

Tw on poorly drawn guns, masks, scars, robbery police etc baisicly crime stuff

I have so much work why am i doing this... it is like 3 am...... aNYWAY---

More yapping and magnifyed parts under the cut

I was just literally sitting in the bus from uni and like "jeez can't imagine how those with full au-s abt tsp or kp, that must be so hard, i have one design and im already dying

And than i thought what au can i do for kinitopet

And here i am, 5 hours later with full ref-sheet and a little story idea in my head

Okay now to the au

It might be bad it might be okay-ish, well an okay-ish option is that they are like "Bad Guys"-ajesent group, you know, rob banks, skedadle with money, no killing, etc, all to make them redeamable, but, i mean.... they are horror charscters.... we all want our qute kinito but, u know...... he literally does not take "no" for an answer, just saying

So my idea is that maybe kinito does crime to get attentoin of that one detective, you know, "You" and does those "hello, you!" like he is talking to everyone while specifically naming You (((:

Aaand he is really in crime for that cat-n-mouse game, money are a bonus to do more crime with, he is just resl smart and wants to find soneone who is as intelligent as him and can catch him (or at least follow his clues)

Also they wear matching fake tatoos bc statistically most people are gonna notice a tatoo and they are gonna search you by it

And they have their secret normal lifes ofc bc why not

Sooooooo, i'll probably would never draw those guys again unless i guess y'all really like them, but in any case be free to take them and do whatev ya want, just tag/credit me (:

#kinitopet #kinitopet au #sam the sea anemone #kinito the axolotl #jade the jellyfish #i sexualized both men in kinitopet and what you have done in your life #i am not sorry #sam literally wears men version of bikini armor plate that protects n o t h i n g #kp brainrot so much my gray matter is dripping from my ears #i wanna punch myself in the face #btw i am still rigging that model #so do not worry. i'll get there #kinito fanart #btw i have no idea why new york #just wanna to make him say “hello new york” #also cool screens on buildings #perfect for announcing crime >:) #kinitopet crime au #prosto cup of art

[sciderman]

Do you think Peter learned how to breakdance when he got his powers just to add flare to his movement?

i think peter parker had been trying and failing to breakdance long before the spider-bite, and is just happy to discover he finally has the upper body strength to actually pull it off now

#sci speaks #i don't think peter ever learns the genuine technique for anything. he freestyles. #he's an academic nerd. he is bad at sport and always will be. even if he's physically athletic he just doesn't learn the technique. #he'll always be bad at it. he doesn't get the rules #same as breakdancing he just freestyles. he will never know how to dance. and he'll never be able to floss either. he just can't. #wade can. #i also think peter could never master martial arts or anything because of that. he just relies on instinct. #i know he learns martial arts in the comics shuuut up i know i know he does but it's only because he loses his spider-sense. #i don't think he'd devote the time to learning a sport or dance or martial art. #i think he just doesn't see the benefit. he wings it. all the time. #“like yeah okay i could devote all the time to learning that. but i could also just. punch it.” #he's so funny he's so funny. #i love my apathetic loser guy who has SUPER STRENGTH but is also too lazy for sport. #he could become an olympic athlete. but he just doesn't wanna. #he could become a world-famous breakdancer. but he doesn't wanna. #he does all of those things but with no discipline whatsoever. #no discipline. that is why wade kind of hates him. #he picks up new skills so effortlessly but he has nOOO DISCIPLINE. he doesn't care about technique or rules. #but he pulls it off anyway. wade is fuming.

[tiramegtoons]

You know how they say “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…”?

The last sketches I made earlier I was actually yawning at the first drawing

And if that means what I think it is

Then I must be down real bad for this frilly purple punchbag

Splendid

#that social empathy is strong let me tell ya #it’s true I lub him #I also wanna punch him/af #💜

[grandlinedreams]

Every ounce of self respect I have disappears when Law smirks like a cocky asshole

#I WANNA PUNCH HIM BUT ALSO PSPSPSPS SIR LETS MAKEOUT OK #.txt

[lionheartedmusings]

yes fred is cute and fluffy and seems nice but it's narratively unsatisfying for all federation employees to be objectively kind and gentle and sad, especially such a high ranking one who has knowledge of a lot of the inner workings at least of the federations day to day.

my point being, narratively this is hook line and sinker for a really twisted betrayal arc. the more fred lures y'all in the more i know in my bones this is gonna backfire.

not on me tho i don't trust fred, but i feel bad for the mutuals.

#qsmp #qsmp live blogging #it's 02 guys yes queen of angst but she's twisted enough to play villain #she'll just do it in an infinitely more heartbreaking way than needed #idk i am a Fred Hater until the end for no reason #he's cute and all but i also wanna punch him in the face #qsmp fred

[prince-of-red-lions]

loving this new linked universe update. four is so expressive four my beloved little gremlin

there is not a thought behind this man’s eyes

#linked universe #linked universe four #four my beloved #hes my baby so precious #aagh I can’t wait to see what jojo does with him #also I wanna punch that blacksmith four was talking to #rambles from the ocean

[gaywario420]

ugh this new punch-out hyperfix is hitting me like a truck and i couldnt be happier!!!!!! :DDDD kay so i was lookin at these funny pictures of bears lookin into nature trail cameras, then it hit me: i have a feeling that bear hugger is probably not the best at using tech? that feels fitting, him being a rural guy afterall. so he tries to take one of these new-fangled 'selfie' things hes heard abt with his fuckin flip-phone or whatever and it just ends up like:

#of fucking COURSE hes one of my favourite characters in the franchise #hes SOOOOOO my type tbf #glass joe is prob my very favourite character though hes just so silly. i wanna toss him around like a sack of potatoes #but i also wanna go to an art museum with him??? i think hed be wonderful company! we'd get along well :]] #oh every punch out character is transmasc btw. maybe a couple are even transFEM... i'll think about it :DDD #punch out #punch out bear hugger #fandomthoughts🎭 #animalthoughts🐱 #blorbothoughts🥩 #howdythoughts🌻

[oohbuggypie]

before @s3v3r3dh3ad made their Don slander post she was telling me abt the idea for it, so i took it upon myself 2 illustrate the sequence of insults before the making of the vid . they mustn't get lost in my notebook so here u go

#punch out!! wii #punch out #don flamenco #LET ME CLARIFY THAT I DO NAWT AGREE WITH DON SLANDER i love that man 2 DEATH and as an apology i wanna do smthn involving him 4 Valentines' #also my fav part of the insult sequence is how untrue him stinking is .. perfume IN A BOXING MATCHH ?? he's extra 😭 #at least we know he canonically smells nice 🩷🩷 #super duper not srs post #dewdlebug

[waitineedaname]

something I find interesting about Scar is that he's not like. needlessly cruel. Sure, he's on this revenge quest and killing state alchemists, but he's very focused on that quest and doesn't go out of his way to kill unrelated people. He kills people who get directly in his way, but most civilians are left alone. I always think about him agreeing to spare Al when Ed begs him to, or how even when Winry is pointing a gun at him he says he understands her motivations and won't consider her an enemy until she shoots him. His complexity is what's so interesting to me, and this element of him executing violent revenge while also demonstrating these moments of compassion is so good

#fma #EVERY DAY I THINK ABOUT SCAR #punches the wall #idk if i got my point across properly in this post #i have so much trouble articulating my thoughts about scar bc there is just so much going on with him and i wanna dig my teeth into it #but yeah. i just like that he isn't violent for no reason #he kills state alchemists and people who directly get in the way of doing so #but he's not heartless #i also like when his moments of sparing someone are calculated #like not killing marcoh (even though marcoh BEGGED him to) because he knew marcoh was useful to him #im not sure why he didnt kill yoki. i guess he was useful somehow too? #and then the kindness towards mei makes me soooo crazy but that's another post

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

Saxton is the type of guy to say “his pronouns are they/them” about Pyro 100% genuinely.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 saxton hale #tf2 pyro #shitpost #text post #idk but I feel like you’d tell Saxton that you’re nb and he’d just be like #‘​…I ever tell you about the time I fought a YETI-?’ #like ‘alright! wanna help me punch this gorilla?!’ #he wouldn’t care but not in a mean way in a ‘that doesn’t inform my opinion of your character’ way #also that dude moves a mile a minute he wouldn’t have time to stop and think about it #you tell him and it’s on to the next thing #he just accepts it at face value and asks questions later #he and Scout are fighting the ADHD War I stg #he doesn’t get it but he tries

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

AU where instead of Bruce looking at Steph and saying “oh poor kid with a criminal dad” and projecting Jason onto her he says “oh flippy angry child who would kick me in the kneecaps and screams that I’m not her dad” and projects Dick onto her.

#listen you say jason steph parallels? i say dick steph parallels #the steph jason parallel makes no sense to me #yea they both have fucked up families and come from abuse #thats about where the similarities end #ig theyre angry but yk what?? #jason wasnt the angry robin. yea he was angry but he was also hopeful and nerdy and kid. yk who was angry and cynical and cursed put bruce? #dick and steph. and they both did gymnastics while doing so. #would him projecting dick be better or worse?? idk #he would definitely try and adopt her tho given thats been a source of tension w him and dick #bruce wayne #dick grayson #stephanie brown #jason todd #projection #when your weird batdad figure projects his sons onto u but u just wanna punch out the teeth of villains who use riddles #batman #robins dc