#but i'm also not

[chelsiegeorgia]

my incredibly in depth headcannon for Sonic's backstory/origin

#when the world needed a hero the most #reality spawned a baby hedgehog #bro just popped into existence and decided to become everyone else's problem #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #art #fanart #im mostly jk #but i'm also not #sonic is some sort of super chill eldritch being you cannot change my mind #he will fight gods and win

[tomdragamer]

CONTENT WARNING: Sexual References

On the 25th of December 2022, Instagram decided to grace me with a video of Wayne Brady (King Dice’s VA) during an interview. However, the audio was certainly cursed, and the imagery my brain conjured even more so.

With my shitty editing skills you too get to see it for yourself!

You can find the original clip here, as I have cut down the audio

#devildice #cuphead #the cuphead show #king dice #cuphead devil #this is so cursed I am sorry #but I'm also not #devildice shippers come get yall juice #devil dice

[revenantghost]

The Trimax experience

#Trigun #TrigunBookclub #Trimax #Trigun Maximum #I MAY BE JOKING #BUT I'M ALSO NOT

[qcon-tinuum]

the next generation really is just about slutty waists

#star trek #the next generation #tng #i'm sorry #but i'm also not #shoutout to data #em-txt

[lalalaugenbrot]

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#if nothing relevant happens soon i'll have to unfollow vladi and daniel on insta again #why are they both so cringe weird in their very own ways 🥲🥲🥲 #as glad as i am that daniel is back #but like #on the old account i unfollowed daniel when he posted that story where he smoked his cigarette from his gfs foot... #brudi not everything belongs on social media :)))) #all the while vladi trying to influence me into buying electric tanks... #🤡🥴 #it's 3am and i'm joking obviously #but i'm also not

[pyr0peyt]

Has anyone made this joke yet?

#SRMTHFG #Undertale #meme #I'm sorry #but I'm also not

[ssolessurvivor]

“ we’re a good team, you know. “ (will)

memes - always accepting! - @godstrayed

Logan couldn't help the smile which came to his lips. While he didn't know if he'd call what they did a team sort of thing...it was still a sentiment he could feel either way. What with how Logan made sure Will was doing ok otherwise when he was done playing criminal for Crawford.

He just felt like he could be doing so much more, if only...

"Yeah, I guess we are." Logan says after a moment, trying to dispel the way his heart flutters and how he feels a sort of warmth spread all through him at the mere thought of Will, let alone his presence. Crossing his arms over his chest once he'd run a hand through his hair to dispel some nerves (and blatantly hide behind a soft curtain of blond tresses), Logan clears his throat. "Sometimes I feel like I could do more to help you, but..." A shrug now.

Now he was just embarrassing himself. Taking a deep breath, what Logan liked to call the corpse geeks wandered in, asking for Will to come in and inspect the newest batch of bodies. Logan would sit it out: he'd been instructed it wasn't good for his instability to see dead bodies.

"Go on, I'll be here." He offers with a soft smile and for good measure, he sits in a chair to wait it out. To sort through his feelings and get the damn things under control. He can't afford a slip like that...not now.

#godstrayed #v; a single loose thread and it all comes undone [godstrayed] #ok so like what if this is before they do the whole kiss confession thing? #for some angst ugh I'm so sorry #but I'm ALSO NOT #and I couldn't queue this cause nope

[sobredunia]

Me when @helloidkwhatimdoing-0 and @h3xt0r

#Nathan's notes #im so sorry guys #but I'm also not

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[aangarchy]

Alright now this pissed me off

What do you MEAN you're going to remove one of the most important aspects of Sokka's character arc in the first season? What do you MEAN you're going to remove Sokka unlearning misogyny, accepting change and embracing his role as a fighter and protector of the Avatar in order to end the war? What do you MEAN???

#they're also going to apparently show the rise of the fire nation as well as the airnomad genocide #which; again; i'm conflicted on #atla #netflix atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #sokka #atla live action #atla netflix #netflix

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets. #but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

[cronenfag]

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#obvi just using gore to compensate for shitty writing doesn't make something good #BUT. complaining about gore in horror movies is sooo weird like that's half the reason i'm here #also good and fun gore does actually compensate for shitty writing. maybe not to you but to me #it has to be good tho #m

[seagiri]

when did this happen???

#my art #my animations #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #marcille donato #laios touden #i wanted to color it but i realized how awful my work process is and it wasn't worth it. enjoy anyways #also first frame senshi is slightly traced i'm sorry he's hard to draw from that angle

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

#he's helping #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #bread and soup kinda lad #I'm not sure if it was the case in all monasteries but usually monks baked their own bread I believe #also huge fan of the big strong baker with nerves of steel archetype #and another one of those “I've never drawn this pose before” moments

[vivi266]

#love how this is actually about something but it's so broadly applicable i dont want to actually make that specificity clearer #original text: oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences #anyways the sticker is also extremely relevant and i'm tired of this post being popular

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS. #BE UGLY #HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF #it's who you are #people are often unflattering and it's genuine #anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself #I like to see how I look when I'm not posing #the dragoon diaries