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kawarikisaki · 9 months

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Ya know I’m sure someone else has made this joke before, but as a DCMK fanfic writer on AO3 there’s just something so satisfying about receiving Kudos. Looking at my statistics page feels like staring at the whole Kudo family in a little glass jar.

#refreshing the page shakes the jar #they don't deserve it #but it amuses me #dcmk #writing on AO3

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 5 months

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i love it in fics when palpatine absolutely despises obi wan and obi wan is completely disinterested when it comes to palpatine. like palpatine, being like the rest of the sith in this time, obsessing over killing obi wan and obi wan is there like “oh? the chancellor tried to kill me again? lol” and just moved on with his day

#palpatine: lemme send kenobi on this dangerous mission that he won’t survive #obi wan: eh i’ve had worse #palpatine: kenobi will rue the day he ever tried to cross sheev palpatine #obi wan: who the fuck is sheev? also i will not let your creepy ass around my padawan #obi wan: sheev is a stupid name too #is this realistic?#no #but it amuses me #and that’s what’s important #obi wan kenobi #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #star was #sw stuff

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scintillyyy · 1 year

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post-crisis ended before we got the storyline where tim, who admires all of his big brother dick's Extremely Good Ideas That Are Never Ever Wrong, decides that he too needs to go undercover on the police force to root out corruption from inside but because post-crisis tim is 17/18 (and you have to be 21 to be a police officer) he has to join the police cadet program instead and probably becomes the person who they make light the bat-signal

tim, in his neon-police cadet vest because right after he's done lighting the bat-signal he has to go downtown to direct traffic away from the villain attack: 😐

dick, batman, who tim definitely did not inform about this: 😐

#listen i'm on record for not loving the whole dick becomes a police officer thing #except as an unhealthy life choice totally not bad idea by man who is very good at self-destruction #and i don't realistically think tim would ever do this so this is in fact a joke #but it amuses me

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heretherebedork · 4 months

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Hey! Valentine's Day is in just a few days!

#valentine's day #pizza #i have so many choices #for heart shaped pizza #i don't want one #but it amuses me

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gingerblivet · 2 years

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#shitpost #I had a thought #who knows if it’s a good one #but it amuses me #the good place #Lord of the rings #LotR #the one ring #Janet

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sufficientlylargen · 7 months

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There's something delightfully charming about weather apps being factually inconsistent. Like I kind of low-key love when it says "Today's high will be 48°, and also it's 49° right now" or "There's a 10% chance of rain today, and also it is literally raining right now". I don't know, I just find it cute.

#it's just data coming from two different sources #and not being combined quite sensibly enough #but it amuses me

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keeperthemultiversemom · 10 months

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Small thought, I find it fun how so many people offered sweets to Keeper so far

Keeper would actually enjoy things that aren't too sugary ! Like All Seeds Muffin (95% seeds and 5% muffin to hold it together, her own recipe, a little different from og)

She doesn't put much sugar in her tea, and most of the time will enjoy dark chocolate cocoa

But it's still very cute how people give her sweets, I suppose she reminds people of sweet things ? She greatly appreciate all the gifted food and will love to taste itw though

#chit chats #of things i noticed #it's so silly #but it amuses me #Keeper doesn't have a taste preference #but she does prefer when things aren't *too* sweet #little lore detail #welcome home #welcome home au #ask blog #whmultiverse #multiverse mom #ask peacekeeper poppy #poppy partridge #welcomehome #poppy welcome home #keeper poppy au

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 11 months

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I have a horrible idea. Way of the Househuband AU, but it's just fucking Hellsing making it Way of the Housevampire. It's hideous and I love it, if only because it would probably be Alutegra and absolutely ridiculous because the premise suggests he flat out fucking was Dracula, met Integra decided that alright, maybe he *should* tone it down a little, and decided to just- be a stay at home dad because why not.

It would be interesting to see how it would work with Alucard's and Integra's personalities being used in such a way....oh! What if it's Vladcard that's mostly used in this AU? Idk, I just love Vladcard. I feel like he should be used more often.

#enjoy my rambles #hellsing #way of the house husband #AU #cross over #Idk what this is #but it amuses me

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fearsomeandwretchedandwrong · 1 year

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Armand and Marius being all "The Boy is Mine" over Daniel.

#hardly anyone on here is old enough to get this reference lol #but it amuses me #armand x daniel #marius x daniel #armand #marius de romanus #daniel molloy #the vampire chronicles

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i-am-a-freg · 9 months

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I love how all the ancient lore about cicadas is that they’re a symbol of rebirth and it’s all deep but the reality is that cicadas spend years underground only to scream endlessly for like three months and then die

#idk if there are different types of cicadas I don’t know about #but it amuses me

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thecourtjester12 · 6 months

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I was working on this sketch for an assignment and this lil idea popped into my head so...i just HAD to draw it, Sun's very rough and absolutely not to scale (unless it's a 9ft tall skeli)

But it was too funny to pass up so...enjoy my random doodle which contrasts...very oddly compared to toony lil spooked Sun XD

Doodle under cut.

CW Anatomical skeleton (mostly anatomical...im not using refs...probably should but too lazy to..)

[ID: To the left there is a semi-accurate anatomical skeleton. It it looking to the right with its arms crossed. There is text above it that reads: Wut?. the Right of the skeleton Sun is looking at it while turning his body away. He is trying to get away from the skeleton in fear/surprise. His leg is raised like he startled away, he is grasping both hands to his chest. Sun's rays are retracted. His eyes are wide and pupils shrunken. His expression is one of fear/surprise. There is text beside him that reads: eek!]

#jesterposts #jesterdoodles #fnaf sun #not canon #cw skeleton #this is so dumb #but it amuses me #sketches #silly doodles

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deathcupcake · 1 year

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