#but it would be soooo funny

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

so i've made it to ep 114 and has anyone said "poor little clop clop" yet

#meri monologues #i actually listened to most of the episode a few days ago but i was in public and the ending + ''i HATE that you're calling him a clop'' #took me out and i had to pause the podcast so that i wouldn't burst into loud laughter and then i finally finished listening to that bit #today #legendlark #dames and dragons #i HOPE someone says that when they meet him. like i don't think so my post question is like has anyone on tumblr come up with that yet #but it would be soooo funny

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere

#laurent of vere #captive prince #kings rising #prince's gambit #MY PASTY GUY #i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean #if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos #“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore” #ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX?? #I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man. #this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card #i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol #caprisun

[stpansy]

pete wentz should guest judge drag race

#it would be SOOOO FUNNY #‘that looked like really sick. you know?’

[numbuh424]

the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time

#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING #death note #light yagami #near #nate river #death note fanart #anime #manga #digital art #moonriver #tagging that too idc #elle draws #they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together #they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny #I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING #guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment #they're soooo fucking funny #you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS #imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor #I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it #even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work” #“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today” #I'll be here all day folks

[unrealisticlea]

The 118 reacts to bi Buck this, the Buckley parents react to Tommy that. How about Josh reacts to Buck and Tommy. One of the hottest men he has ever seen gets out of the helicopter that delivered the disappeared groom. But before he can even think “man I hope he’s gay”, Maddie’s little brother runs up to the guy and they have the most cinematic kiss he has ever witnessed, with the helicopter in the background and cheering all around them (it’s for Chimney but it’s there). Josh has been going on failing dates with horrible people for at least a decade and reformed manwhore (his ex coworker Abby’s ex toy boy!) Buck Buckley bags fucking Clark Gable 0.2 seconds after coming out. He’s gonna be seething.

#Bucktommy #it’s not gonna happen but it would be soooo funny #Jealous Eddie? How about jealous Josh #911 abc #911 abc spoilers

[vinillain]

So basically

#wakfu #wakfu yugo #eliatrope #wakfu season 2 #wakfu qilby #just his hand but close enough #me when my big brother gives me infinite trauma forever #wakfu s4 #I hope Qilby does come in s4 cuz it would be soooo funny

[thehandymen]

teenage miri needs to be the heroine of a shoujo in which all the usual shoujo things happen like high school shenanigans awkward first love etc etc but the whole time in the background you keep seeing her two dads who are in a very ambiguous relationship and you’re like funky ok. wonder what the story is there. they seem to really love her tho. but then that only gets more confusing the more they talk because they casually mention stuff about years-old bullet wounds or when miri’s complaining about some guy teasing her too much rei unironically starts an anatomy lesson on all the best places to stab someone and one time she jokes about their silly little diner actually being a front for the mafia and kazuki looks like he’s gonna have a heart attack. so while the majority of each episode is miri learning about the power of female friendship and knowing your self worth there is always these snatches of rei and kazuki HEAVILY implying they have both killed numerous people before. and the show just never offers any explanation

#the buddy daddies finale was everything you could ever want #still extremely funny to me they were trying soooo hard #to make it clear that kazuki still likes women!!! #i'm not a big shipper for this show #but that one line just felt so forced it was hilarious #although i would like a season 2 i'm happy with it ending here #buddy daddies #unasaka miri #kurusu kazuki #suwa rei #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #kazuki papa #rei papa

[clown-eating-pig]

Always remember that, if Jonathan Sims went from having short, serious hair to long, flowing locks over the course of tma, then at some point during those five seasons he had to have had….The Bob.

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #F.A.B. jonny #that’s what they call him #he most likely would have been in the coma tho with his funky little bob #so sad #imagine your uptight boss goes from having super short hair to being in a coma #and it’s growing out #one of the few signs of life #he’s lying there battered and bruised #you may never hear his voice ever again #but a few months in and he has a BOB #and you’re NOT supposed to laugh??? #just a little??? #I can say all of this bc I used to have a pixie cut #and had to go through the months long Awkward Length phase #and the idea of serious Jon with Awkward Length bob is SOOOO FUNNY

[erlkink-heatcliff]

learn a thing or two from the master.

#was gonna shade this but its like almost 4 am bros. its joeover for me #limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #meursault limbus company #heathcliff limbus company #meurcliff #lcb meursault #lcb heathcliff #i mean i guess its meurcliff thats like vaguely implied #but also i wanted to show off broken blsault damage because it's soooo funny he's my fav unit to run forever #also shicliff and blsault is smart of me #personally . i think the shipname would be swordplay but that's my homosexuality talking. #bingoblart fart art #hrng rghg I FORGOT MEURSAULT S FUCKING SCARS you know what we ball. its fine

[qoppybirdie]

did the meme !!

#i havent touched angry birds in soooo long. havent even thought about it #but i know i loved it as a kid #also thought it would be funny #liquid and peach arent saying anything they r locking in #liquid you wouldve loved smash #mgs #metal gear solid #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #liquid snake #pinkie pie #angry birds #princess peach #qopphy art #metal gear fanart

[sqlatoon]

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO SHIVER SPLATOON GENDER DISCOURSE!!!

#shiver splatoon #shiver hohojiro #splatoon #deep cut #EDIT: pls dont start shiver gender discourse on this post i will kill us all #EDIT: for the record i hc shiver as transfem genderfluid any pronouns soooo smiles #only shiver would make someone comment abt what pronouns shiver uses. on an image that doesn't have shiver in it at all #i think explosions on pride flags is funny always sorry for making the same joke 3 times (im not) #my art

[rosie-kairi]

I think Scala should have an in-universe equivalent to the Ides of March.

#Rosie rambles #it would be soooo funny #kingdom hearts missing link #khml #kingdom hearts dark road #khdr

[twinstxrs]

there’s something so personal about the scene in fantasy high s1e7 where gorgug calls himself stupid & fabian, who up to that point had basically entirely been acting like the bad kids (especially gorgug) were beneath him & had also been the one calling ragh stupid two lines ago, instantly says “okay, do not put yourself down like that. don’t you dare do that to yourself.” like it was obvious he liked the bad kids at that point but the instinct to protect his friends manifesting as an immediate strong refusal of gorgug’s self-deprecating talk kills me. that boy loves his friends so bad oh my god i feel sick.

#fabian seacaster #fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #these two specifically are so dear to me #top 5 most underrated fh dynamic the girls that get it get it #acts of service (gorgug) meets words of affirmation (fabian) #spring break i believe in you. i hand you an orange. you never hug me / shut up. #THE TENDERNESSSS #it’s about gorgug fixing the hangman & fabian having no idea how to repay him other than saying ‘i’m gonna buy you an orange.’ #when fabian a year ago had an insecurity about buying other people things bc he thought they’d just use him for that. #it’s about gorgug’s tin flower that’s tattooed on his arm being both symbolic of his roots & deeply tied to his relationship with fabian #it’s about ​fabian being the reason gorgug was in that fateful detention in the first place. #& gorgug being the first person to see fabian again in the nightmare forest. #all the bad kids are tied by destiny but god. fabian & gorgug you are so tied by destiny. #anyways i will not lie this far into my tags i expect nothing but in another universe they would be the slow burn of all time. to me. #it is so subtle & casual but there is so much love there it makes me kinda crazy. #but either way my beloveds who i think have helped bring out the best parts of one another but who r also both soooo lame (affectionate). #also i think it’d be funny if a) gorgug was the final bad kid to join the giant family tree via dating fabian #and b) telemaine was eventually gorgug’s grandather in law. can u imagine. #thistlecaster #fabigug #whichever one it is idk idc #they r just so gentle :( #UPDATE sorry i stopped right when this happened to write this whole post & literally like 5 minutes later gorgug has that idea to look at- #zayne’s pearl & his hunch isn’t right but fabian IMMEDIATELY jumps back in with ‘it’s moments like these that prove you’re smart’ GODSDD #when the fabian & gorgug dynamic hits it truly hits. besties/bfs ever i can’t decide they r simply so great

[taitavva]

the golden combination

#what if we were two girls & we fell in love on stage ??? #guess who recently discovered the takarazuka revue ... #theoretically. goro would b the otokoyaku bcause of the detective prince thing #but i hc him as looking like his mother/androgynous #soooo .. get in the dress akechi. #& it would b funny if she's angry about not becoming the top star #bcause she's a musumeyaku #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #procreate #2023 #goro akechi #persona 5 protagonist #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #shuake #akeshu #8 hours #took me so long to try & make the dress look like his prince outfit #but i give up ....

[astral-shiro]

I don't care about ships in dungeon meshi bc the manga doesn't focus on it and being aroace that makes me happy! I'm totally content to live without

That being said, the funniest possible concept to me is Marcille being wildly bisexually attracted to both Touden siblings and being so pissed off about it

#textpost #Dungeon Meshi #Dunmeshi #Marcille Donato #astral talks #like that would be soooo funny lol #shes so mad bc theyre both charming little weirdos in slightly different ways