#but lemme have my laugh

[ineed-to-sleep]

Blacked out in front of my tablet and woke up with sketches of my Touchstarved mc + Kuras my beloved. woops

#I found out dr. kuras is 6'6 I said hold on lemme get a stool so I can climb this man #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved kuras #kuras #sleepyscribble #oc.emma #my mc is meant to be a self insert but also like. I wanted to come up w a design and character arc and everything jkvkvk #so I ended up basing her on my personality/looks but taking her into a direction that would fit the game #she's like. me but 'characterized' and a bit exaggerated for the sake of being a character yk #the way she turned out is that she's basically a friendly happy go lucky mage who laughs at her own misery but hides #a deep layer of self loathing underneath all that bc of her curse #having been cursed all her life she believes she's a monster and the sunny personality is a way for her to 'make up for it' #but at the same time she feels like a farse. like she's only luring ppl in to an inevitable demise #and she thinks she's selfish bc despite knowing the danger she poses she still goes out there and puts herself among ppl #bc she craves human connection. even tho she feels guilty for 'indulging' in it #anyway I love the cursed mc concept in this game <3 it's been really interesting to think abt how that would affect someone #also I kept her physical features looking pretty much like mine #bc I wanted to draw myself in a cute way. teehee #but the clothing I was basically thinking like. early game simple clothing that she didn't rlly pick for herself #and maybe later I can have an updated design w something she would actually pick for herself

[didsomeonesayventus]

It was the raging storm of a foreign war... and a face I’d seen before.

#spoilers #engage spoilers #fe17 spoilers #fell xenologue #alear #alcryst #alearcryst #windy art #WHEN I HEARD THIS LEMME TELL YOU #get a boyfriend who takes identity theft seriously smh #I'd laugh at my predictions being simultaneously too harsh and too soft if it werent for like #altcryst fucking BEHEAD HIM????? JESUS #also like. alear vc how would you behead me (genuine question because alcryst thats a bow math aint mathing) #just. ough. OUGH. imagine having to face your boyfriend but he's gone cold and harsh and feral because of the circumstances #and even tho you know your boyfriend is waiting for you back home (or even elsewhere in the fight) there's such. an uncanny disappointment #you didn't want things to be like that. they didn't have to be like that. but this world has a way of disappointing you #alear's well trip really is just. miserable. stay safe out there baby

[matrixbearer2024]

AYO VOX FANS C'MON WE GOT THIS!!!

#imagine if he wins #omg I will laugh #lemme just #IF VOX WINS I'M MAKING A DRABBLE OVER ON MY ACTOR AU ABOUT IT #WITH ART AND EVERYTHING #YALL LET'S GET VOX TO WIN #LET THE TV MAN HAVE SOMETHING PLEASE HAHAHAHAHA #Ily Luci but TV man #vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #vox hazbin #the vees

[vellhighbandi]

Sharmaji (Not Namkeen)

Naam to suna hi hoga (a million apologies for any of the self entitled Sharma's you might have encountered...) Technically speaking intro dena humko aata nahi kyunki hum hai distracted ultra pro max insaan. Bakte bakte kab kahan kis tangent pe nikal jate humko khudko pata nhi hota. The thing is don't be surprised if you randomly find words that don't make sense (they do, just not to you) cause I'm a multilingual insaan with a few words of lotsa languages thrown into my vocabulary making a right khichdi of words and feelings up there. But then again sometimes I don't even understand what's going on up there myself so we can drink to that. (I don't drink. We'll be getting high on jaljeera and air)

As for this blog, it's a metaphysical (is that the right word?) representation of me (I guess?) Not really sure. Definitely this insanity is a part of me. But is not all of me. I mean agar khudko utna accha se jaan hi liya hota to phir zindagi me confusion thori hota. Chale gye hote hum bhi kahin pahado me zindagi ke sach ki khoj me. As for the people I have met here. They are downright amazing. Maane kya hi bataye. Simp karna ho, ya laash thikane lagane ke upaay dhundna ho, they will have my back. (Oh and don't even think of hurting them, you won't just regret it but regret your entire existence. And that's a fucking promise)

Wanna read me turn Lilac's brain children into psychologists horror?

Compromised . Chapters : One, Two, Three.

To coming to the reason why me actually went ahead made this intro post... My tags:-

#sharma shitposting? #->This be the random bakwas i do you'll find everything under this #to sharma ka jawab suno #->This be me answering asks and stuff ya know #queue ki abhi time nhi #-> my lame ass queue tag #sharma ke karname suno #->Me talking about shit i have done. its got nostalgia sharartein and everything in between #sharma shayar ho gyi #->My poems and stories that i have posted along with some banter in shayaris #sharma ka laugh content #->just shit i found hilarious #lemme simp for my man in peace bro #next few are self explanatory #areh bhai sharma sharma jayegi (◕ᴥ◕) #ignore me simping over my man #sharma ki shayari ka raaz #sharma pagal ho gyi hai #sharma ki homealone harkatein #NOW IMPORTANT KOTHA YOU CHOTU CHOTU PIDDU PIDDU BACCHA LOG GO BLOCK THESE NEXT TWO TAGS CAUSE ME WILL BE TAGGING ASSHOLES WITH IT #anon ke chasme ke piche baithkr gidhar bhabki karne wale saamne bhi aao #ps also block these cause be sometimes reblogs absolutely mind traumatizing shit #minors shooooo

[muwitch]

#bg3 memes #bg3 spoilers #enver gortash #durgetash #well to the first shitpost whilst i gather creative juices and am finally back to play the game and do some screens #cut me the slack #mu speaks #lemme have my laughs in the pile of religious angst #gortash has the same light at his introduction as in the be prepared cmon #i have screenshot proof

[decembermoonskz]

update on flirty idiot that I may have a mini crush on bc I can

#izzy.txt★ #he invited me to hang with him for my bday (like on a discord vc) and we chatted a ton about random shit #he said happy bday to me and I just felt so relaxed laughing and joking with him #it was really fun and I also got to talk with one of his frens who I also really like bc she’s so fucking sweet #it was just such a nice chill end to my bday and even tho I said my bday was technically over bc it was past midnight #he was still like ‘well still happy bday’ and idk it’s so mundane but I was like >/////< #and I was like it’s my bday week and he agreed it was hhhh #and he was still his normal playful fun and flirty self and I wanted to kick my feet #he also said ily to me but it wasn’t like a deep one so it’s not a confession it was just like that playful love youuu~ toy of thing #and I said it back and then I hesitated bc I was like WAIT THATS TOO SOON WE JUST MET AND WE ARENT A THING AND I WAS OVERTHINKING #but like he didn’t mention it so I think he thought I was just playing too so I’m glad bc I wasn’t trying to mean anything by it rn HAHAHAHA #I was so nervous lemme tell you like WAIT WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO SAY IT BACK??? #anyways I sent him a ty for spending time with me and he sent a little hug gif and just ugh idk im a happy girl #he’s so fucking lame too like he’s just some dude but ugh I’m crushing I can tell #I won’t get ahead of myself tho bc it’s way too soon but like hhhhh it’s nice having a flirty experience like this

[nyxi-pixie]

'now its mike who doesnt get it' is such strong proof for my NEITHER of them understood what was going on in this scene agenda. it wasnt just mike who missed smthn. will missed smthn mike said at an earlier point. (hoping for it to be will not understanding mikes 'tell me to break up w el rn istg pls tell me to break up w her s3 u would have told me to.')

anyway the confusion comes in bc wills slipping up so obviously here💀 'she was pushing you away' but she just didnt tho king

#the 'wills a good liar but not with mike' thing is so funny #cos with everyone else hes totally prepped to lie thru his teeth WELL. #but w mike hes like 'ik im saying my own shit thru someone else rn but lemme just say smthn that doesnt apply to her AT ALL' #hes so funny #laughing abt the tiny details abt this bc i dont have the energy to look at my kinnie moments with him rn #byler

[putuponpercy]

What if like, every vehicle/piece of machinery in the ttteverse is in fact sentient but they can choose whether or not their face is visible to others. Like they can just make the face appear and disappear at will. They can still talk while the face isn't showing, but human ears aren't able to pick it up, only other machines can. It would also give an easy way for the smokebox to be cleaned without having to get a giant toothbrush out (as comical as that is)

#ttte #pup's headcanons #its half 1 I've been awake since half 5 yesterday morning I should be asleep but this thought will not leave me alone #I am also laughing at the scenario of the engines having an argument and reaching a point where one of them just makes their face disappear #cos they're just done they don't wanns deal with this anymore buhbye my face is gone me no talk #this would also explain big mickey too omfg #hepl #brain stop working an lemme sleep

[ugisfeelings]

i love being a fake fan i still haven’t watched s&b but i have seen literally every single cast interview and i think everybody should clap for a little crows spinoff so frederick james carter can stay employed or else ill burn down the basement that they run n*tflix in 🤗

#qq #i know i am losing the war on parasociality! #but the cast is soooo charismatic pls I wanna be friends with all of them and i specifically want to make out w/ nina’s actress #i did watch all the scenes w/ kaz inej n nina #ish. or what was available on youtube #in my defense i dont have any of those damn streaming subscriptions! #i actually factually have a crush on daniella’s laugh some1 cast me as another asian love triangle threat to these messy whites! #or lemme replace tolya i can sell the poetry wannabe besties w/ kaz while terrorizing him by flirting w/ his crush better #the intellectuals in the writing room for this season were fighting for their lives but i respect the battles they picked #(making kaz a poetry reader and adding a kanej love triangle) #i hope jesper n wylan break up #soc

[daydadahlias]

Re: Concerning Extracurriculars

Some crack for the girlies based on my brain worm of “omg what if management met with Ashton and told him that he can’t participate in bondage anymore bc he has insured wrists and cant risk injuring them” that I then felt obligated to inflict onto others.

Summary: a conference meeting and other consequences of dating (and fucking) a drummer with insured wrists

Word Count: 3,567

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Mature

READ ON AO3

#dont worry u dont have to be a girly to read this #this is literally nothing #i wrote it last night #on my phone. #entirely on my phone #and it's just goofy and. kind of porn-y ig #i wrote it just to make a few of my friends laugh #but then i was like !! why not share it !! #do y'all know how much i miss. #uh #how does one say uhm #Being The Leader of The Bottom Ash Movement #i miss it a bit #and i kinda wanna... inch back into it a lil #also lol the way i was on the verge of tears bc im so stressed abt fic exchange #and then was like 'yeah but no for sure lemme put aside a day to write some crack' #<33 #jess duality thx #lapis #hope u enjoy asdfghjk

[cloudshapedpatch]

unfortunately i've now slept with 2 out of 5 of my friend's band members and the other three think it's hilarious and keep calling me their groupie

#the first was an accident #the second was a coincidence #but the third will be a pattern and i know exactly which one i'm gonna sleep with next #the bassist started calling me their groupie after the first one and it was funny #now that i've got two he's been really quiet #like okay number 4 you won't be laughing when it's your turn 💀 #im only half joking #highest score possible is 4/5 and then i guess i'll just rotate around again lol #(my bestie is dating the frontman) #might as well right? hoe era #one cheated on me and one accidentally broke my heart #the next one's a nonbinary cowboy!! lemme ride yeehaw!! #lovely mumblings #cori rambles #i think this is all made funnier that they don't really have any fans who didn't already know them #so all their shows are packed with friends and family #like damn they skipped the getting a fandom part and got the hoes almost immediately

[silverselfshippingchaos]

I GOT MY COPY OF F.F16

#MUAHAHAHAHAHA DELUXE EDITION HERE I COME #I'M GONNA KISS V.IVIAN N.INETALES SO MUCH #(i do not have the console yet) #AHDKAHDKWB IM SO EXCITED #i havent opened it yet but it's sitting in my lap rn and ajshajdhwjeh #ash rambles 💚 #SUPER EXCITING!!!! #ive been the biggest f.f16 hype person for months LMAO #okay that aside. i made a really funny joke the other day but the guy i told it too didnt laugh so ill say it here #okay so im walking around with a guy. this dude and i go way back. he was in highschool orchestra and i was in choir. #he listens to symphonies and we were talking about that. but in the distance someone is blasting some cupcakke songs. so i have this huge #smirk on my face and talkinf about how shes a real good lyricist and a rap artist ive been listening to a lot. the guy laughs and goes #'is she? idk man i dont really listen to that much hiphop. you know what im into' #okay it's been like two days od this sitting in my drafts. ive opened the game now. lemme continue my story. #okay so then i look at him and i laugh #and i go 'really? i thought it was your favorite!' #AND THEN #AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!! I deliver the punchline! #i say 'bars am i right?' #BAHAHAHAHAHA! #i crack myself up! #anyways. yeah. i got f.f16.. it's so beautiful... i hung the map up on my wall #when i get that ps5 im gonna kiss v.ivian so much-

[martyrbat]

[ID: Batman punching a criminal as he fires his gun in the air from shock. The sound effect above them has been edited to say 'cock' instead of 'sock'. END ID]

shoutout to that anon that told me bob kane is rolling in his grave bc of my posts. personally i like to think he had the gift of prophecy and made batman specifically for me to make dick jokes <33

#oh hey while youre here and thinking haha what wild tags will ransom have this time bc surely you all except the usual comedy genius (/s) #maybe consider looking at the transcript i did instead :) its the first (technically 2nd but sh) work in my accessibility project to make #comics available to a bigger audience. especially bc comics are a visual heavy medium that usually excludes an entire group of ppl #and if u have any requests for future works pls lemme know #anyways back to your regular batman pussy and balls posting #i think the anon that wrote that said it in response to my tags saying bruce airs out his pussy to attract selina #bc i woke up to it (and it made me laugh!) #however i have written much worse tags and will continue to do so forever and ever amen. #posts from the crypt #c: detective comics | i: 627 #c: detective comics | i: 27 #shit in the crypt #batman

[leviscolwill]

psg's best player being a 17 yo boy

#lemme have a laugh #love him tho xx #my captain 🫶 #ucl lb

[gourmetweeddogs]

*holds this in front of your face and stares at you*

#need an answer anon #i'm not kidding #may or may not have forced my grandmother to buy this #she said 'i remember the power rangers' #laughed my ass off lemme tell you #rc9gn

[deus-ex-mona]

is the weekend here yet…?

#things i’m looking forward to: the weekend bc i can sleeeeep #things i’m not looking forward to: friday; because almost every coworker will not be coming to work ಠ‿ಠ #that and next week bc i’m scheduled to work on every single day ;-; manifesting a lack of need to work next sunday p l s #i’d rather have yes sleep and no money than no sleep and yes money tbh…. i’m too tired for this y e e t b y e #in any case i somehow managed to keep my job… i dunno how to feel about this tbh… #i just feel like dissolving into a puddle of acid…. #wait no that’d just be nothing but itchy and my problems will remain unresolved… siiiiiiiigh #i just wanna run away from the science industry but i have no transferrable skills whatsoever… top 10 regrets man #though i feel like i can prolly take on roasting ftir spectrums as a side gig… lemme laugh at your water peaks guysssss #man. idk where i’m even going with this. i just wanna sleeeeeep forever #oh wells. time to bury this under nghy rbs yeet #inedible blubbering