#call me cordelia

[darker-overlord]

yeouch

#diabolik lovers #ayato sakamaki #cordelia sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #doodle dump #they call me the shitpost factory the way i factory shitposts

[sieglinde-freud]

one of the best and most underrated parts of severa’s character is how she’s literally chrom’s biggest opp and she just doesnt give a fuck. she comes back in time and is one of the only kids to actually know who chrom is without him having to tell her (WHICH. BTW. NONE OF HIS SECOND KIDS CAN DO???) and she just starts hating like

like she hates his ass! and yes im aware of why but its just. its just so fucking funny, man…

#ann plays awakening #also if you cant tell by the garishly orange hair she is gaius’s daughter and i just. its only fitting. he’s so proud of her i bet #i love the gaius/cordelia family dynamic sorry everyone i know i know #BUT ITS FUNNNYYY… ITS FUNNYYYYYY!!!!! #they have been my comfort hets since my first awakening playthrougj leave me alone… #actually first fe playthrough ever. i paired their expies in fates first. man… #but yeah idk imagine being chrom and your sassiest friend’s daughter j comes at you calling you ugly #and then she goes and fucks your daughter like what #AND NOBODY ELSE GAF!!! FUCK YOU CHROM (i love chrom guys. i do. i swearsies i love chrom)

[eldrichfuck666]

you're faithless, for you pitched me against your holy father and it seems that I am winning

#ts4 #ts4 edit #sims 4 edit #not decent but still #at this point I'm forcing myself to post so please don't bash me for quality #I have 0 idea #it's half done but again I have no energy #and I want to go on hiatus so bad but I feel guilty about feeling like this #my edits #*cordelia #*lady that doesn't have a name yet because choosing a name for an oc is incredibly stressful for me I'm sorry #at this point it's not even a decent edit actually #I just downloaded a bunch of new effects and presets for gimp so here I am trying them and forcing myself to post at least SOMETHING #I hate myself #I need to delete my simblr because I don't have a right to call myself simblr #by the way I'm in love with my new ocs #I wanted to try shattered glass thing since I've started editing tbh #it doesn't look this bad I mean?? #I tried #they're both dead btw :') #*olya's edits

[brightwoods]

Does anyone else feel like almost all of the conflicts that had to do with the various character dynamics in Chain of Thorns didn’t actually get resolved, they just unexplainably ceased to exist after two books of building them up because CC didn’t feel like writing them anymore and she didn’t know how to resolve it naturally after how she’d built the issues up so much?

Like how none of the characters but Cordelia and Thomas had any clue about the Alastair and Charles situation and then suddenly in CoT it was like who doesn’t know? Of course Matthew knew and didn’t say anything before and then randomly brought it up to Cordelia in Paris while assuming she knew too

Or how Alastair and Thomas went from how things were at the end of CoI with Alastair thinking it could never work because Thomas’s friends hate him to oh look everyone suddenly is friends with Alastair with no grudge with no development of that in this book at all, just an abrupt shift

Especially the Alastair and Matthew dynamic where Matthew hated Alastair and wanted him to have nothing to do with any of their friends and he spent CoI ranting about him to Cordelia. And then suddenly in CoT it’s like of course Matthew is supportive of Thomas and Alastair and oh look Matthew and Alastair are suddenly not just tolerating each other for Thomas’s sake but friends despite barely interacting and no development actually showing and never getting any mention of the other in their own POVs, just having Cordelia be like Alastair stop being dumb, you’re literally friends with him now

Or like everyone other than Christopher and Grace where it was like oh we don’t like her for how she’s treated us and her friends straight to anyway she’s one of us. Like yes Grace was useful and yes Tatiana manipulated her whole life, but none of that was why anyone changed their minds or opinions? It was just suddenly the flip of a switch when it was convenient for CC

Or Anna and Ariadne where it didn’t so much develop as Anna just acted mean to Ariadne on and off throughout the series and at the end of CoI she wanted nothing to do with a relationship and then in CoT she was just suddenly like sure I guess I do. Also, slightly different note, but I did not like that Anna barely interacted with anyone else for the entire book and she was just off in the corner being an irrelevant romantic subplot for almost all of the book except when she showed up to barely even be shown in the background being sad about her brother being dead

(Although Anna still got more of a reaction than everyone else and his death was poorly executed all around in the sense of how did you write this so predictably and poorly that no one even knows when he died and it’s so background and 99% of the characters don’t care at all and we don’t see his parents finding out or much of Thomas’s reaction or anything and it’s just as if he wasn’t a character anymore 2 seconds later which is a different genre of issue with CoT but similar problem in the sense that both issues made the book feel a lot more emotionless to read)

And how the issues of Thomas and Alastair being together as two men and Anna and Ariadne being together as two women in this time and the issues of what would happen if the fact that Charles and Alastair were gay got out to the entire Clave just disappeared and never got addressed at all. We know how the ClVe reacted to Alec Lightwood YEARS later. We know society was homophobic at the time TLH is set and that it seems like shadowhunter society was a lot less open-minded than mundanes a century later

I understand that Charles being blackmailed and making shitty decisions was annoying but it was like suddenly everyone finding out wouldn’t have consequences and all the other queer men characters were like how could you possibly be worried about this :/ as if they haven’t spent the whole series knowing they have to be careful about who they tell. And then suddenly it was just of course it’s totally fine and safe to have everyone find out and why wouldn’t you be fine with that. And it was really written in a way that had other queer characters like oh Charles is such a coward for not being ready to publicly tell a bunch of homophobic people his sexuality and it just wasn’t it??? And super weird after Thomas was terrified of telling even Anna and Matthew for years. And also, I did not care for the fact that when Charles did go risk getting outed to finally do the right thing, we didn’t even get to see it through any character’s perspective or how that important meeting went, we just got one line of dialogue from somebody else saying that it happened with no details at all. And I can’t think of other examples right now but there were quite a few moments like that where we got one line saying that something had happened that was important to the plot and to characters’ development that seemed like it would have been more interesting than some of what we did get to see where it was just totally breezed over and way too easy and totally background to less important stuff

And then there was the whole no one reacting to Ariadne and Anna dancing together publicly thing was like yeah that’s nice I guess but not realistic and it doesn’t go with the way things have been presented up to that point, it also just feels like a situation where CC was like well this would be easier for me so there just won’t be consequences and then they can easily end up happily together

And then there was the whole Thomas and Alastair thinking they couldn’t realistically be together thing and knowing they couldn’t get married or be known to be together by anyone they’re not close to and then at the end it’s still not really addressed how they’re going to be together? Like there was the laziest write off of the family tree being wrong and then we still are just left to assume that eventually they move in together and suddenly it’s not a problem and everyone’s fine with it? And then I also feel like we don’t actually know if everyone found out about Alastair and Charles’ sexualities after the blackmail or if people are going to assume about Thomas and Alastair or if that’ll cause issues or if no one knows outside of who they’ve told and they have to be careful or what. Which like wouldn’t necessarily need to be addressed if it wasn’t for the logistics of being together as two men in that time being part of the obstacle that they were struggling with being in their way and then it felt like it was totally forgotten to even be one at the end by CC

Idk like I’d love to think they just lived in a world where homophobia didn’t exist but it felt like homophobia was a plot point when CC wanted it to be an inconvenience and then suddenly disappeared just to make her writing easier the moment she didn’t want it there anymore instead of actually addressing the plots she raised with it if that makes sense?

And sorry, I really did not mean to go on a rant this long. And maybe everyone else had a very different reading experience than I did and other people don’t agree with some or all of this. I personally am just very confused about how the book was almost 800 pages long and it felt like so much of the development in it was us abruptly being told that development had happened rather than actually getting to see it and how so many of the issues were abruptly solved in an I don’t want to write this issue anymore kind of way rather than anything actually needing to be worked at outside of the Belial situation

Edit: You know what, I mentioned it in my tags but I feel like it’s annoying enough to put in the body of the post and make it even longer. What the fuck was with everyone outing or potentially outing everyone else just so that characters could openly talk about the queer characters and tell them to do what they want them to? Why did Matthew out his brother multiple times? Like yes, the people he said it to coincidentally already knew, but he didn’t know that. And why was Thomas outing Alastair? The straights got to keep their secrets as long as they wanted and fix their problems more naturally. Why did I have to sit through queer characters constantly having their sexualities and romantic histories to everyone else when they clearly had not okayed it? Why were the queer characters doing so much of the outing? Why were people who cared about them and knew what it felt like to be afraid of the wrong person finding out just broadcasting their sexualities to make it easier for CC to breeze past development to have their things get resolved fast? Why did no character have an issue with it at all?

#As a queer person the whole using homophobia against her characters as plot just to pretend homophobia doesn’t exist and call her characters #cowards for worrying about it as soon as she’s decided writing it doesn’t serve her plot agenda anymore really icks me right out #Like yeah I’d love homophobia to not exist but girl what are you doing that’s so gross to go about it that way #ALSO everyone outing or potentially outing everyone else to other characters to make it easier to get the queer characters to do what she #wanted them to was a HORRIBLE vibe. Why is Matthew outing his brother? Why is Thomas outing Alastair? Why is everyone telling everyone else #people’s sexualities as if it’s nothing and everyone has a right to know when that character clearly did not feel that way #And it’s so out of nowhere every time too #Hot take: Charles protecting Alastair’s privacy instead of outing him was more valid than anything any of the other queer characters said #about Charles or Alastair’s sexualities even if I hate Charles and his going along with the blackmail was bullshit #Also now that I’ve written all of this down and 99% of what I wrote about in here has to do with the canon queer characters that’s not #a great look either that she did breeze over some of the stuff with the other characters for sure but she was way more likely to skip depth #and development with the queer characters in CoT #CC said no slow burn gradual changes in this book… there’s only room for abrupt 180s and Cordelia running 🏃‍♀️ #Sorry if this has weird typos and other mistakes in it. I typed on my phone and didn’t check for autocorrect nonsense and I’m too lazy to #reread this all rn at my current brainpower level #CoT #Chain of Thorns spoilers #Chain of Thorns #The Last Hours #The Shadowhunter Chronicles #Cassandra Clare #My Posts

[i-sold-my-soul-to-house-wrath]

Also, is no one going to talk about alastair's peaked nipples? No one? Just me? Okay-

#This is what u call unforgettable LMAOOOOOO #If the thomastair scenes were this spicy WAIT FOR KIT AND TY #HOLY GOD IM ALREADY SWEATING #OOOOOF #merry thieves #alastair carstairs #cordelia carstairs #jem carstairs #tessa carstairs #jesse blackthorn #secrets of blackthorn hall #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #sobh #chain of thorns #chain of gold #chain of iron #the last hours #TELL ME ALASTAIR CARSTAIRS LIGHTWOOD IS CANON #BECAUSE IT IS #FIGHT ME #kit herondale

[elemental-plane]

why are mina and madame glask THE "you have so much time / and i have nothing ahead of me" dynamic. i miss them so bad it's ridiculous GLASK WOULDVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD MOM TO HER :(

#critical role #cr spoilers #candela obscura #candela spoilers #the circle of tide and bone #candela obscura the circle of tide and bone #madam glask #cordelia glask #mina candela obscura #does she have a last name #can we start calling her mina glask wld that work #anyways #gina darling #THEY MAKE ME SO SAD #mina's lost literally all the family she's had :( #gina after breaking my heart for the second episode in a row #also this dynamic can apply to elsie and raj #and cosmo and oscar #...and elsie and everyone else #bc. #Y'know.

[mukamibabe]

What do u think karlheinz 3 wives or just cordelia would react to karl falling inlove with a guy?

Srry fot another request, im just rlly down bad for him

uhhh . ok. am i officially back? not uhh,, not really but all i know is: i can answer this one. whether i answer more, i have no idea- my amount of free time has run thin but i do know that i could do this pretty quickly. therefore! here you go!

no warnings other than.. the diamoms are.. the diamoms. they're not angels,, and uh cordelia is especially awful. that being said, tread carefully? i still never know how to warn about any works regarding this series bc.. it’s dark?? lol dl is it’s own warning.

cordelia is in complete denial. i mean, she can hardly believe karl loves anyone but her, and i highly doubt she took the news lightly. i also imagine her having a slight suspicion, because lets just say karl isn't exactly shy when it comes to spending time with his newfound love. sure, it might not be like.. extreme pda, but .. cordelia knows. she claims she does, at least. she thinks she knows this man to his very core, as he knows her. also, there's just.. something about the look in karl's eyes that makes her feel a sort of betrayal.

she keeps this info to herself for a while, but if anyone were to look closely, it won't be hard to realize that cordelia's being especially clingy as of late. it already hurts her pride enough, knowing that karlheinz has two other wives. but, for her beloved karl to be interested in a guy?? it's not something she could have even imagined, and it irks her more than anything. especially if karl's interested in a very .. 'plain' looking person. which is kind of hard anyways because cordelia has ridiculously high standards. will that stop her from trying to seduce them, though? definitely not.

cordelia will .. 99% at least attempt to sway the heart of both karlheinz (as per usual) and karl's love interest. and, if the seduction thing doesn't work on him? she'll make sure everyone in this messy situation is miserable. if she can't be happy with karl, no one else can be.

beatrix is shocked, but you will hear and see none of it. stone faced as always, no matter how she finds out of the news, she won't respond in anyways. deep down, i genuinely think she would be unbothered. in fact, she almost admires both karlheinz and his lover- it's a bold move. especially when there's so much... baggage involved. and by that, i mean : cordelia, christa + karl's millions of kids.

she's not supportive, nor is she against it. beatrix has always been one to stick to herself, and i highly doubt her and karl's new love interest will interact often, or at all, period, but truthfully, she wishes his new lover luck. she won't get in their way, but she knows there are others who will.

also i still.. i still feel that energy from her. who's to say she doesn't have a secret lady lover??? hm??

christa's heartbroken, but she would be no matter who karlheinz got with. she's .. going through a lot. like, a ton. it was hard for her to accept the fact that he had previous wives, but, with karl’s reassurance that she’s his true love, everything is okay. christa trusts karlheinz, at least, on some days, so .. there’s no way he could love anyone but her. i imagine christa being the last to find out, for some reason. i mean, i guess it makes sense because she’s kind of isolated and like.. locked away most of the time but.. idk. there’s also a part of her that literally will not process it. ..it makes her mental state in an entirely worse state than it was already, for multiple reasons. first, karl lied to her. did he? she is the one he loves the most, so why..?? ?why is she hearing all this stuff about him having a new lover?? with a guy, at that, too.. she’s in denial for the longest time but it’s also because she genuinely doesn’t believe it. hell, she doesn’t even know if she’s just hearing lies or not- even if she saw physical proof, i feel like she’d think she was hallucinating or something. 

once she’s past all of that, she shuts herself off. she’s completely heartbroken. empty. there was a part of her deep down that felt like karl never truly loved her, but at least she knew she was the favorite wife - again, as per karl’s reassurance.

honestly, if she were in a better mental state, i can see her genuinely worried for this guy. she loves karl, or at least harbors some sort of true feeling towards him, and her pity for his new lover isn’t out of hatred, it’s an actual concern. as much as she loves her husband, christa is very well aware that he’s never up to any good, and there is a part of her, deep down, that would feel bad for his new partner.

#queued post #this is awkward ok . i know. i disappeared. again. #and: again. it's hard for me to .. keep everyone updated socially. i know;; im sorry #this . i guess was written purely on a whim? #idk. i just felt like it wasn't going to be too challenging and i could whip it up really fast lol #idk ok i wrote this impulsively ig #umm in the meantime: im not too into dl . does that surprise you? bc it shouldn #-'t my interests are always changing. give me a month and i'll find another interest too lmao #right now i guess it's obey me?? but i just found this dating sim game??? idk what it is exactly but it's called blooming panic #if you know about it.. HJhjdfhs is my response. im;; ;im love toaster;;; ; 😳 DJFKSJHHDSF #karlheinz sakamaki #karlheinz #cordelia sakamaki #christa sakamaki #beatrix sakamaki #god writing this.. and having the self control to not mention my oc?? how epic of me #i can't help it jdkhgf i hear diamoms and i send my girl out like a hound DKJSFKDH #skjdfjksdfh im sorry im done #idk when i'll be back but as always i appreciate your guys's patience. idk why *talking* has to be my biggest challenge but .. the world kne #w i'd be too powerful JFDHFJSDH im jk #Diabolik Lovers #diabolik lovers headcanons #male!reader

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I don’t go buy multiple pronouns anymore. I get the same experience by telling people my name is Cordelia, but they can shorten it to Cordie, or Delia and then only being referred to as Cordie

#it was a cute nickname at first but it’s only a nickname #can’t someone call me Cordelia or even just Delia like 1/10th of the time???

[wolfstrong]

the relationships in buffy are so fucked up that usually in canon when everyone figures out that people are dating their reaction is to scream and throw up and kill themselves

#when xander and cordelia started dating everyone wanted to throw up #when buffy started dating angel again everyone wanted to throw up #when they found out willow and xander were making out on the low key say it with me now EVERYONE WANTED TO THROW UP #it happens without fail. like can we stop this please #can we act normal please #and they are all twisted relationships for different reasons #in fact xander and cordelia was the most tame of all and that still made willow ccry and run away and call xander gross #btvs

[queenlucythevaliant]

From “The Literary First-Aid Box” by Marina Boroditskaya

Cordelia, you fool! Would it have been

that hard to yield to the old man?

To say to him, ‘I too, O darling Daddy,

love you more than life.’ Piece of cake!

But you wanted him to work it out on his own —

who was the best of his daughters. Proud fool!

And now he’s dead, you too, everyone’s dead. 

And Gloucester! Oh the bloody horror —

his eye-sockets — the scene of the blinding —

fingers leafing quickly through the pages

as if through plates of red-hot iron...

Here, read it now. I’ll turn away. You weren’t there

in that Act, were you? Go on, read it,

look what you’ve done, you stupid little fool!

Alright, alright, don’t cry, but next time

make sure to be more stubborn, and resist the author:

Viola, Rosalind, Catherine,

they managed — why wouldn’t you? 

Like a puppy, pull him by the leg of his pants

with your teeth into a comedy! The laws 

of that genre will lead us out into light... Here

wipe your nose and give me back the hanky.

I still have to wash and iron and return it

to a certain careless blonde Venetian

in the next volume. I’m sorry I told you off. 

Best regards to your father. Remember: like a puppy!

#thinking about where 'insensitivity' falls on the spectrum of human failings and was reminded of this poem #I wrote a paper for the Shakespeare class i took arguing that insensitivity is the crux of the tragedy in Lear #and then like a year later i stumbled upon this poem in a Russian poetry anthology #Marina Boroditskaya was a translator and critic before she was a poet and I really think it shows #anyway insensitivity: #which i would here define as 'failing to love others the way they need to be loved' #not failing to love them at all #or even loving them wrong #but not understanding what they need from you well enough to love them effectively #i wouldn't call it a sin #but it is certainly a function of the human condition #Cordelia loved her dad so so much #but she didn't understand him enough to know that he was an old man who just needed to hear his daughters tell him that they loved him #so she hurt him #she could have been honest and still been kind #but Cordelia didn't understand that the situation called for kindness #and so tragedy ensues #on my birthday my roommate turned down sharing a leftover cupcake with me because it isn't healthy to eat sweets late at night #and I'm pretty sure it was a cultural thing. didn't mean it didn't kinda sting #she didn't understand #and i'm insensitive towards others plenty #because I just don't understand what they need from me #i hurt the people i love most by not realizing that what they need is a listener not a fixer #or by not anticipating that a certain piece of news will upset them #idk i'm probably overexplaining obvious stuff here #but i find insensitivity sad more than anything #nine times out of ten there's no malice in it #most times it's an abundance of love #that just doesn't understand #literature makes us more human

[crown-ov-horns]

Delia, baby, you're so pretty it's killing me

#ahs #american horror story #ahs apocalypse #cordelia goode #sarah paulson #ahs fandom #horror fandom #diary pages #look at me calling a woman double my age baby #but she IS so damn beautiful #honey i'm so sorry about what i put you through in that fanfiction #i'm working on it but it's going slower than i'd like #obviously... chapters don't just manifest when you think about them unfortunately #so i'm posting gifs as i take a breath and try to keep the bloodflow of the damn blog #ahs edit #ahsedit #ahs gifs #horror edit #horroredit #horror gifs #horrorgifs #sarah paulson edit #my edit #my gifs #her hair and profile is perfection #and those stunning doll eyes

[oveliagirlhaditright]

For Coffy Week: The one Boom AU where Buffy and Cordelia are a couple. And where Buffy might possibly might have been turned into a vampire at the end of this comic, but was able to hold onto her soul because of her love for Cordy.

#buffy the vampire slayer #coffy #coffy week #buffy summers #cordelia chase #boom #boom comics #buffy the vampire slayer boom comics #buffy the vampire slayer boom #buffy the vampire slayer boom au #long post #for those wondering--somewhat confused by this--there's some multiple timeline stuff going on here. like this connected to the first main #boom buffy comic au. like the hellmother has faced buffys in different timelines. other ones who faced her and lost and whose souls stayed #there or something like that? i think the main boom!buffy (their first story there) is the first one to finally win against her #because. surprise surprise. that buffy actually fights alongside her friends #even though she took angel with her and things looked dicey for a second because the hellmother possessed him (like she wanted to) #but they were able to pull through in the end #though i do get why this grieving buffy would not think rationally and make these decisions. poor thing #also i'm so intrigued that kendra is in this au too! and has been called before buffy goes into the hellmouth (unlike the first main boom #au where kendra is called after buffy goes there). part of me almost wishes this story would be expanded upon...

[crownedhopelesss]

i hope ALL OF YOU know i WILL be adding Indira to @sunnydalescoobiies and adding verses for most of my muses from this audiobook. the level of self control i have is nonexistent and i will not be stopped 😈

#fr fr this is sooooo good #i will be listening to it for the rest of my life and playing it at my funeral idc #the level of love and care and dedication that they put into this is so obvious #i have such a new admiration for them for doing this #it’s so creative and so immersive with the shout outs to buffy #the speech between giles and cordelia? superb #CLEM AND SPIKE BEING BEST FRIENDS?! #AMY IS BACK? I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING AND THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY #cordelia and anya having an amazing friendship where anya is a witch and helps cordy in her slayer duties? immeasurable #the new baby slayer indira being the biggest fangirl of the buffy crew and buffy herself #and the fact that indira literally got called while having breakfast and wasted NO TIME in jumping right into her slayerness? i adore her sm #indira being the biggest fangirl of the buffy crew is jus so me too lmfao #also giles and olivia being married? my heart 🖤 #i could go on and i will but i gotta go listen to the next episode #( ooc. )

[bisexualdimitri-archived]

fave critical quotes [3/4]

#mine #fe16 #fe15 #fe8 #fe13 #fe4 #fe9 #fe7 #claude von riegan #conrad #cordelia #cormag #corrin #delthea #dorcas #eirika #eldigan #elincia #queue may call me marth

[pagetorn]

STARTER for @multi-royalty

❝ How are you settling in? ❞

Cordelia stands in the doorway, hands clasped together in front of her, posture unassuming. While she may not be the Supreme, it's Cordelia's duty to teach, to nurture, to make every student feel at home at Robichaux's. ❝ I know this probably isn't what you're accustomed to, but I hope, eventually, you'll feel at ease here. I know I did. ❞

#multi royalty #.cordelia goode // interactions #sorry but sometimes pre-supreme cordelia calls to me #and we never see madison's arrival #sO ksdjfgsdj

[layla-carstairs]

Change your username to Lucie or Alastair then if your favoring is getting in the way of your perspective

...okay?? I honestly don't know to say dkdkkdodkd

#I won't be changing my user sorry anon #ive been using it on&off since 2019 and have grown attached to it #I hope you can understand 😔 #I do like Cordelia I promise! if I ranked all the tlh characters shed be higher than Lucie honestly #my user comes from one of the flash fictions cc did in the lead up to chog #it's apart of chog as one of the days pasts but that's where we saw it first #the one where Alastair was back from the academy & acting differently so Cordelia followed him #and it ends with him saying 'that's it Layla. stay with me' which was the first time we saw a character call her that #hence the username #ik it doesn't have the same meaning now but that's what it means to me!! #a reference to both Cordelia and Alastair <3 #that was also when Alastair became my favourite character so <3 #anon ask