#can i just high five them

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[astrobei]

every byler creator who has ever felt unappreciated or has never seen their work on a rec list or has stayed awake for hours working on something for it to get no interaction or has had their work passed up in favor of the big fandom favorites or has never been taken a chance on or has ever come last in a poll they didn’t ask to be on or has felt self conscious about posting or about calling themselves a creator if what they’re posting is not a magnum opus or has created something for themselves and still hoped deep down that people would love it: get behind me. i’ll protect u

#i’m five foot three and terrified of confrontation but i’ll go down swinging #andi would like me to add that she and i are standing on top of each other in a trench coat fighting for u all #thea is also wearing a trench coat but it’s just her and tutter in there #u all better fear thea’s fully developed frontal lobe and streamlined leadership experience (her words) #but seriously guys like #maybe i’m taking fandom too seriously or whatever but i know how scary it can be to put urself out there #especially in fandom spaces where the whole point is u want to enjoy urself and be accepted and not be judged #i’d be lying if i said that luck and timing wasn’t a huge part of why ppl enjoy my fics #and i’m flattered that my name shows up in rec lists a lot but. there are so so so many talented writers that go unnoticed when ppl fixate #on the same 5-6 names #and i know bc i’ve been them for other fandoms! #especially in this community there is such a big issue with putting big creators up on a pedestal #expecting them to be perfect and to keep churning out high quality stuff for free on demand #twt is something else too . like i’m not even talking abt that rn #and people always saying stuff like #‘atp i refuse to read fics unless they’re by _ or _ or _’ #just know that even if u are not one of these names u are so so valued and appreciated #get behind me fr #ok Bye <3333333 #🫂 #byler #/astro posts

[rohirric-hunter]

I've long lauded the entertainment value of running around LotRO on an overleveled hunter and oneshotting everything.

Little did I guess the entertainment value of running around LotRO on an overleveled brawler and oneshotting everything.

#lotro #i am having so much fun rn #context: i stopped running all the moria world instances on leonys prime #because i did the math and you get more bang for your buck from crafting instances #so instead ive been running crafting instances on all my high leveled chars #actually thats not even true i started with drof who is 62 #and even she can take them apart in less than 10 minutes each #someone who knows what theyre doing with a guardian could probably do better #anyhow i have like five or six characters her level or higher #and one of them is indarant #who got valared because #*checks notes* #i didnt want the valar taking up storage space #but ooh hoo hoo #unrelated but her current appearance was just meant to be a placeholder but im kind of liking it #i might keep it mostly as is tbh

[tricksterlatte]

Anyone else think short form social media based on algorithms designed to promote topics that create more engagement instead of more joy, the idea of fast fashion but conveyed through social media, and the fact you can monetize suffering and outrage better than ever has largely resulted in the death spiral of media literacy and the mass emergence of bad faith readings?

#I may be venting a lil but god it blows my mind #fyp is a blessing and a curse because i don't think ppl were ever meant to be subjected to this many ppl at once #god i took a bird site hiatus for weeks and now BARELY check it and it already feels like a hit #oughhhhh #even fandom spaces have hugely incorporated marketing and networking into them bc of cmms and sponsorship and building portfolio #which would be fine tbh if it weren't for the way socmed is designed #now it's like you can't support too many ppl or else you're shadow banned or you have to make yourself palatable and marketable #and websites with threads in which people will only read the first post before qrting because ratios are seen as five minutes of fame #features that permit beating an algorithm are locked behind a paywall that promises you money if you go viral #and what goes viral is usually incendiary content meant for those ratios or trends. whether for or against OP #even in hobbyist spaces the climate has changed so much due to the monetization and marketing and just. ugh #not to mention side accounts dedicated to gossip in this new priv account culture like...idk #if you have to make another account so you can make fun of a friend on main with selected priv friends it just doesn't sit well with me #and not every priv account does this but enough do and it makes me tired #unsolicited hate comments are still as bad as they used to be on ff dot net except now people openly are proud of it more #why do most socmed feel like passive aggressive sticky notes on high school lockers #there is so much more I could say about everything that has left me weary about the internet but I don't know the time or place #and I don't want anyone to think this is about them because it's a general statement. though if you are doing the more inflammatory things. #maybe rethink that. it's not good for anyone else and it's not good for you either #I keep coming back online to check on ppl and see art and I *know* it's draining for my health every time #but I feel a lot better now that i use socmed less overall. and that I try to focus on what makes me happy #it just sucks seeing so many people i care about endure absolutely wild struggles bc people online do not care. #I like rambling in my tags because this is the only place I ramble except my personal journal and to my wife

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

based on your asks responses & characterization of yuuta this is what i’ve gathered — yuuta is like that one high school senior who looked at the new coming freshman’s & just adopted them on the spot. there’s no out. now his friends sees the kid & adopted them too. it’s a family now. a very young, close in age family. (i was yuuta in this situation 😔 i was use to be megumi in this situation but i carried the tradition out. as i should. high school & middle school was wild.)

YUUJI THOUGH. we will probably never see him in your sea glass garden au but your asks is killing me. like his one sided beef with yuuta? he’s just like me fr. i too would fight over megumi if it comes down to it.

i just know yuuji thought that yuuta & megumi was a thing at first cause of the whole “his boy thing”. i know he screamed into a pillow about it. i know he went to gojo to ask for permission to court megumi & gojo was flabbergasted at such a medieval act so he had yuuji do the dumbest shit to get his blessing (ha).

i just know nanami is sighing at the idea of his son yuuji being a jealous little brat because of his other son yuuta. i just know yuuta was so confused until he witnessed yuuji & megumi awkward ass flirting. i know he acts like a little shit to get on yuuji (& sukuna) nerves.

you know what. this is my jujutsu kaisen. this is my sorcery fight. gege who? i only know you. PLS TAKE THE PEN FROM GEGE.

Yuuta is absolutely that senior who adopted that new student and made a little family. That is His Kohai now okay megumi is their collectively raised flour sack baby and they will kill for him.

Yuuji came back to life finally met the second years had just leveled up with his cursed energy and gained a new dad got his old friends back he was so so ready to go live his best life and then his new self appointed brother opened his mouth and started rhapsodizing about some impossibly beautiful and perfect man named okkotsu yuuta and yuuji is absolutely whacked in the face a la rubber squeaky hammer that there’s some gorgeous son of a bitch out there already living his best life.

His death sentence was overturned. He’s so powerful that he can save everyone if he wants. He is the legally adopted child of Nanami Kento. The curse attached to him 1) actually liked him and 2) moved the fuck on which some people (Sukuna) could take a few notes on.

Fushiguro Megumi is his boy.

This could not have devastated him more thoroughly. Even his newly acquired self appointed brother thinks okkotsu yuuta is the perfect man, which he manages to express at length in between warnings from the second years that Yuuta’s going to fly back from Africa purely for the sake of kicking his fucking ass for touching His Boy, which yuuji simply cannot handle.

Yuuji lowkey had a new lease on life and thought “hey! Fushiguro tried to kill someone with an elephant for me! Maybe I have a shot and he’ll let me hold his hand!” and then there’s god’s perfect man off in Africa who’s enticing megumi away from movie marathons with his fucking FaceTime calls right when yuujis almost hyped himself up enough to try the yawning arm stretch thing.

He spends at least three weeks trying to figure out if Megumi’s His Boy because they’re in a long distance relationship and it only ends because maki starts finding it more annoying than funny and establishes that it is not in fact a romantic arrangement. She thinks. (Okay it’s still kind of funny.)

Yuuji resorted to a terrible wikihow on how to get someone to date you and it insisted “get their parents approval” was his in and gojo could NOT have been more of an asshole about it. Nanami had to intervene to get it to stop. He is very tired and very confused. Why are you so upset about okkotsu he’s a lovely young man why is this making you more upset

Of course if yuuji ever found out that megumi became Yuuta’s boy after Yuuta personally restarted his heart he’d instantly understand why everyone acts like Yuuta’s the best thing since sliced bread. He is that amazing.

Yuuta and Megumi are completely oblivious to all of this.

Gege pls call me I just want to help gege pls

#sea glass gardens #just remember YOU can forcibly displace gege and turn the creative property over to me #I will be making several. SEVERAL. changes. #yuuji absolutely goes back into his room and screams into his pillow over Yuuta #he was going to try to hold Megumi’s hand and Megumi left to go talk to Yuuta just because he was ‘calling all the way from Africa’ and ‘the #movie ended five minutes ago why were you just sitting there looking like you were really stressed are you okay itadori’ #nobara is exhausted just watching this #she’s the most homophobic lesbian alive why do lgbtq things happen to people who don’t deserve it #god she just wants a girlfriend with a sword and these fucking assholes are the ones who get their high school romance they don’t even #APPRECIATE the gay things happening to them #ignoring all canon since we’re never getting there in sea glass gardens #when Yuuta’s coming back from Africa Megumi’s very simply stating that Yuuta’s an important person in his life and he’s glad yuuji wjll #meet him soon which might as well be a DECLARATION OF UNDYING LOVE yuuji has a total crisis #yuuta gets off the plane and fucking hugs megumi yuuji had to get boyfriend privileges to do that who is this son of a bitch #gojo watching this: do you think I can get yuuji to wash my car again if I tell him I’ll distract Yuuta so he can take Megumi on a date #Nanami: why on earth would okkotsu need to be distracted for that to happen #gojo: that’s the beauty of it it is in no way necessary but yuuji doesn’t seem to know that

[mcdannowave]

Incorrect Quotes - We all know that he knows, Danny. He just loves to bicker with you.

#mcdanno #scott caan #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #incorrect quotes #alert on fox #alert mpu #(are those tags correct? never used them before) #didn't have many scenes for a 'high school bff w/ closeted bi danny williams'. But this way is better #oh man. i had this idea ever since the tease trailer debuted.just didn't hav the juice to do it #(still. for the 'Tall dark and handsome'..and the 'Precious golden cupcake'.I squeeze a bit that i still have in me) #This is just 'one' of Dannys'' many guilty pleasures that he can afford to get when he needs to go to mainland w/o his hubby #(also. so many kids and the dog.It's a big family. yall know the drill.But the pression for going there for Christmas every yr is real xD #Also on topic. Danny's lecture on Steve abt how he got Mr 'Sugar is for the weak'. into a Malasada Void is his favorite #mine #(on other notes: He rly fixed his hair quite a bit over those hiato years. Only missing the top of his head.Still a golden god though)

[valeffelees]

only bad thing about being in a fandom where one of the characters canonically has wings is the painful lack of classic wingfic. where is my everything's the same but people have bird wings watford au where one day baz notices simon hasn't been grooming his wings bc of an injury to his ribs so he sits on his bed and makes a whole fuss about how "i'm not doing this to be nice, snow, your wings are just a travesty to look at" and then proceeds to carefully and lovingly tidy his feathers in drawn out silence while they both pretend grooming someone else's wings isn't one of the most intimate things you can do for another person. will this heartbreak never end

#i have an old wingfic that never left the zero draft stage and it was suuuper fucking plotty #simon was still the chosen one in it but not in a weird sex magic kinda way like he was just home grown like that so no humdrum #so lucy is alive and he grew up with her and the mage (and they have a dog!) (simon named her ''little simon'' lmfao) #meanwhile baz isn't a vampire but natasha still died when he was five bc ok i don't know how to explain the lore behind this #bc it has to do with a skeevy blackmarket trade involving human wings like it was kinda dark ngl #but the long and short of it is that baz and tasha are kidnapped and tasha is killed keeping baz safe but baz's wings are damaged #pretty severely and so one of them never grows to full size and it leaves him flightless #n e way simon and baz don't get on bc the mage is still the mage and the old families are still the old families #but they are roommates as usual #and half-term their eighth year pitch manor is raided by blackmarket poachers and mordelia is kidnapped and the whole grimm family is #in shambles so baz goes right to simon about it and there's this reverse of the simon-showing-up-at-baz's-door scene #where baz shows up at simon's door a complete WRECK to ask for help getting his sister back #and simon is like. why are you asking ME for help? #and baz is like. bc you're the only one i know who can #and then they fucking steal one of the mage's cars and hit the road [so good right now by fall out boy starts playing] #and then it's just kind of a normal mission fic about them finding mordelia and saving her life and baz falls out a very high window #and simon catches him etc. #i love wingfics so much #sighs wistfully #i think i need to be alone w my gdocu for while #valen and the void

[silverveil-storybook]

Arcane Ancient,,,, this thing,,,,

#flight rising #if you've been seeing me post these guys nonstop in the friend rising server: hello! sorry :D #anyway a group of these would be called a Meteor Shower but don't ask me what the actual breed is called because I Don't Know #what do they eat? everything! they're little space wyrms that are used to feeding off of space debris- #-they can handle more organic foodstuffs imo #they're usually flying but they can waddle around on the ground using their more frontal set of wings to help drag them around #five eyes technically- one per wing and one dead center in the face #technically the stuff on their wings is fur (like tundras) but it can be feathers if you want it to be :D #I like to think the Arcanist sent them up into space to help him gather data #and while they've been doing just fine sending him results from on high #the weird magical stuff happening around Sornieth has brought them down to the planet to see what's going on #(and make sure the Arcanist is okay! it'd be useless to gather data for a dead god y'know?)

[corvid-language-library]

I was talking to one of the JTs and she said she covered my classes a couple of weeks back and the kids said they like me ☺️ And then she was asking me for tips on how to make the kids like her!

#treepie teacher time #i was like idk it just depends on the class honestly #like that particular class took a while to crack bc they were SO chatty and gave me attitude when i asked them to do any work #so then i made a seating plan for them #which they hated #but now they've caught on that if they do the lesson quickly then we spend the remaining time playing games #and during the games i let them pick teams so they get to be with their friend #so now they work hard and i get to praise them instead of telling them off #and they still get to chat with their friends and have fun #younger kids i just bribe them with stickers and high fives #i'm kinda sad tho bc i'm switching classrooms next year #but my supervisor has basically promised me i can switch back if i hate it

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Sometimes I see sexuality or gender headcanons about characters and im just like dude im pretty sure they don't know what half those words mean

#random thoughts #'robbie valentino is panromantic demisexual' he looks like a self-described emo kid who would call me slurs in high school #yeah sure MAYBE he's those things but does he have the words for them? absolutely fucking not are you kidding me #and even if he did he would NOT use them. he's like those cishhet girls who make out with other cishet girls when they're drunk #he'd have like one homoerotic penpal througout high school and they're sending each other letters like it's the fucking victorian age #practicing calligraphy and shit (it's just cursive but even more completely illegible) #robbie DOES give off demisexual energy though. he'd just call it having taste #and he would bully people in his school who call themselves that #not like physically but emotionally. mean girl energy. #honestly the gravity falls teen friend group gives off that super emotionally abusive energy #like they talk shit about other people in their school and think they're above everyone else #except thompson he just gets like really quiet and awkward #let's be real robbie had an antagonistic relationship with a fucking twelve year old he's not thinking about gender or sexuality #he'll think about it for like five seconds before going 'that was weird let's go make flamethrowers out of old hairspray cans' #he would make fun of gender non-conforming students to distract people from the fact he's wearing eyeliner #he puts on eyeliner for the first time like 'huh. time to push this to the back of my brain for the next five years' #also robbie dyes his hair. that's canon. unrelated but i think it's funny #gravity falls #his middle name is fucking stacey???

[corrodedcoughin]

Okay listen I can't tell whether this is stupid or funny but I can't stop thinking about it and I think you might vibe with this one?

Steve and Eddie go on their first date, and have their first kiss, and when they get back they have a moment like that one scene from friends? Where Eddie goes to see the Corroded Coffin boys, and Steve gets Robin over so they can talk about their date.

And Eddie is blushing and giggling and twirling his hair and kicking his feet, hanging out in Gareth's room. And the CC boys are talking to him, asking him questions and stuff like full on sleepover mode. Did he treat you right? Where did he take you? Did he kiss you? What was he like? And Eddie talks about how Steve opened doors for him, and bought him flowers, and treated him to the full first date experience. Going into detail about how Steve cradled his jaw as they kissed, how he moved his hand to tangle in Eddie's curls. How it was gentle and tender and romantic and passionate and Eddie has been fully swept off of his feet

And then Hard Cut to Steve and Robin lounging like animals on Steve's couch, watching Fast Times, drinking beer and eating pizza and Robin is like

"Did you kiss him?"

"Yeah."

"With tongue?"

MOMO!!!!! I can see this SO CLEARLY it’s like a parallel of the grease scene during summer loving it eddie being sandy and Steve being Danny and that is quiet frankly HILARIOUS.

I have legit nothing to add to this other than, if I could draw I’d be all over this oh my GOD

#have I said that I love your brain? NEVER A BAD TAKE!!! EVER!!! #genuinely cheered me up after a heavy work week thank you so much #I just!!! love the dynamics here!!! #gareth getting properly into it kicking his feet as Eddie tells him #him and Jeff and grant dreamily sighing as Eddie talks about how they held eye contact #and the feeling of Steve’s hand on his face #of how Steve held him close and had soft lips and bumped their noses together before finally pressing their lips together #robin high fiving Steve then going back to throwing popcorn at him so he can try and catch it in his mouth #the throws get further and more elaborate with every successful catch until #Steve is out on the street and Robin is throwing from the second floor #I LOVE THEM #I might screen shot and add these tags in a reblog becuase I can’t be bothered to type them out again lol sorry bye #momo #momotonescreaming #ask #stranger things #THANK YOU SO WONDERUL

[lanternlightss]

have to give all my friends a hug rn it’s so very important. running up to all of you and giving the Biggest hug.

#(this is if you’re okay with hugs! can high five or smthn else if do not like them) #(or. gives you a pastry) #anyways i am feeling so very sentimental and sappy atm #also if #you have persona #gently sliding mine over. hug :] #lantern says stuff #<- lantern really is just Saying Stuff atp

[jinseibluetooth]

Morning Musume at Japan Jam 2023 - Sky Stage

Setlist

Resonant Blue

Ambitious! Yashinteki de Ii Jan

Shabondama

Seishun Night

Kono Chikyuu no Heiwa wo Honki de Negatterun da yo!

Happy birthday to Me!

Wagamama Kinomama Ai no Joke

One Two Three

Souda! We're Alive

Help Me!!

Renai Hunter

Renai Revolution 21

Namidacchi

#morning musume #hello! project #truly cannot wait for the recording of this #the thing is they have such a vast discog that every year they have a super high energy setlist without it feeling like the same every time #namidacchi as an ending this year??? unmatched legendary #perhaps it's gonna be as good a performance as spring 2010 #and we still got rij to go i hope they invite them #@ summersonic organizers momusu is right here #i know uf makes it hard sometimes but i love this iteration of momusu so much #they match platinum era momusu in terms of capabilities #and of course bc most of them have been there for over five years; they're seasoned performers #and 15ki/rairii are able to keep up #anyway i just remembered chants are back #the power of that audience singing namidacchi along with them? #doing name calls???? #oh god it's the return of MIZUKI DAKEEEEE #and the aisaretais #i think they should bring back chokotto love for fall so i can hear the l o v e lovely call once more #anyway

[thehardkandy]

tonight i am walking the strut of "that bitch who put all her sheets through the wash" which i understand isnt really an earthshattering achievement but if it keeps me on top i will take it

#i am in an neverending wrestling match with like five different mes #and each of them is just a separate household need or chore #so i get out here and assign myself a bubble bath like i am a militant toddler #my hair is in a nonstop horrible state (more than usual) simply because of this #cause like idk good god for someone who Has a Job every single one of my things from cooking a meal to taking a shower to doing my laundry #to vacuuming my room. to sending emails. to filling out paperwork. to everything #is like ok we are going to dedicate a signifcant amount of mental energy to ensuring this task is accomplished #and while this is fine for larger irregular tasks of high importance #anything persistent and of love incident-specific importance can just. get skipped #i forced myself to take extra long for lunch today cause i cant stop skipping it! not because i have food issues or something. it's just... #the last thing i want to be doing. and i dont care about myself enough to bother getting it done at times

[jrueships]

Jaren & Vince trying to tell GG he needs to sell being the 'supposed culprit' behind that foul, and GG understanding at the framerate of a Nintendo ds running fortnite in its system

#jaren: GG PLEASE. you NEED to do some DRAMATICS so the refs can know youre the SOLE culprit ! #gg: .... but i- ... i didnt.. do anything :(?? #jaren: gg YOU fouled him listen YOU- #gg: nuh uh >:[ !!! #jaren: I CANT FOUL OUT GG IM THE ONLY PARENTAL GUARDIAN WHO WAS SIGNED ONTO THIS FIELDTRiP- #you have the be the sacrifical lamb gg 😭!!!! #The Grizzlies Try To Teach GG How To Game The System (it's always sunny episode title font) #jaren raising ggs arm for him then high fiving him as positive affirmation 😭 #theyre a mess please help them #jaren #gg #aint no peace 😭!!! #though the quality may be ass #u can still see just how confuzzled and lost poor gg is 😭😭 #THE CLUELESS STARES #:( ????? #*headwhips to look at jaren* :( ?!?!?!?????? #'WHAG :( ???????!' #jaren: gg... thats Your foul- #gg: WHY

[todayisafridaynight]

riddle me this batman

if youre straight cis white alpha macho man

why are you into game series about buff men weirdly obsessed with finding a way to touch each other bodies and undress in front of like whole lotta other men???

the indescribable feeling of moving on from jjba to yakuza just to meet the Same Kind Of Manly Men Obsessed With Being Manly Men bitch whaaaat !!!

there's a note here about Male Projection or trying to live vicariously through these Cool And Muscular Men but even then bro you GOTTA acknowledge somethin a lil suspicious about being so obsessed with trying to impress other men.. somethin in the air about loving muscular shirtless dudes and brother it aint just the smog from the fires...

#snap chats #performative masculinity is probably the most suspect thing you can do i swear #like every time i think of shit like this i just think of all the mates who go to the gym in hopes of getting a girl to like them #but it's just other dudes like Yo Youre Fucking YOLKED My Man High Five #and even then the obsession of 'wanting a girlfriend' sometimes is tied to male peer approval #I Repeat nothing is gayer than performative masculinity