#cause god knows HE doesn’t

[seraphdreams]

I don’t need a “”man”” I need toxic ex bf gojo who threatens other potential partners and doesn’t let other men near you and drags you away from your friends bc they’re getting more attention than he is and “”just so happens”” to be at the clubs you’re at with your friends (btw where are you going dressed like that sweetheart?? Trying to entice other men?? Silly you, now you’re getting fucked in the backseat of his car and he’s not gonna let you cum until you tell him you love him)

the thing with satoru is that he’s cocky — he fucking knows what his dick does to you , and the way you try sooo hard to deny that fact . . drooling all over the seats as he miraculously has you face down ass up in the backseat, his large frame hovering over you while he circles at your clit (like he used to when you’d both cuddled together) . . . you have to miss him, why else would you go out of your way to try and impress someone else if not to get back at your annoying ex? the sensation of the pads of his fingers tapping lightly against your clit while he’s shallowly fucking you with just the tip, has you whining . . begging . .

a sweet cacophony of “‘toru, please.” , “it’s not enough.” , “lemme cum, daddy.” have him smug as fucking ever . . look at you, only wanting to cum instead of revealing your true feelings towards him — of course, you loved him. who wouldn’t? but you’re in a battle of pride and your heart is set on winning.

oh, how he’d lean down and press soft kisses on your sensitive neck (just as he did when he was trying to butter you up the first time you caught him cheating). maybe you should’ve let him go then, yet in the back of your mind your only thought was no one else could fuck you like satoru gojo could.

so perhaps you do love him. perhaps you let the word slip, but undoubtedly so, he’s slipping the tip completely in and giving you exactly what you want — to squirt all over his cock n go dumb from the pleasure.

#this was way longer and way more cinematic than i intended #oh well !! #ex boyfie gojo is just so yummy #especially when you constantly remind him that you’re done #you’re never done with him and you can keep saying it until you believe it #cause god knows HE doesn’t #or you can give into him just one more time and show you why he’s hooked #mmmmmmmm #seraph.replies! #seraph.ohimsummer! #.thirsts’ #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo x reader smut #satoru gojo smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut

[imthursdaysyme]

Final installment of the wrestlers 3/3: Steve runs his 5’8 mouth

#drawing #art #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steddie fanart #Steve was probably running his mouth as he is aught to do talking bout how Eddie’s a beanpole looking ass and probably falls over when he #throws a ball like he’s on loony toons and so obv Eddie is like oh boy you just ran your short ass into the ground and lunges #steve thinks he’s alright he’s got the angle he’s got the muscle he’s got a grip on him #but Eddie grabs a thigh and wraps his arm around his chest and suddenly Steve’s flying #he thought he saw god or the light he was sure he had died cause how did his big ass self end up airborne? #but no it was just Eddie and his long ass legs and he said up up and away short stack #Eddie needs steve to know he can pick him up and doesn’t ever let him forget it

[shower-phantom-ideas]

The Batman gets locked up in walkers prison! 😲

Walker left the zone to arrest him too why? Because clearly he is neglecting the child king! Smh. 😔 Walker greatly respects the rules but now that King Phantom is in place he respects something more. This child has brought order back to the zone (not really he kinda just wrote off some rules for Walker to enforce to get him out of his hair) and even after Walker imprisoned him too! So now hes back to his old ways of bending the rules to fit his whims. But this weird Bat Man person is deserving of a harsh punishment, that or a good thrashin’, for how hes done gone and treated their new King! Can’t the man tell the boy has a familial bond with ‘em? For cryin out loud the youngin already gave em core charm! No all the others can clearly see plain as day that hes apart of the boys family. (Danny made Batman an ice ward that helps protect from other ghosts… or so he thought oops it’s telling all the other ghosts that hes Danny fam)

Yet despite all this the man still is refusing to bring the kid into his fold. You don’t just go on and do that to a young one. Their King is only a baby and now this man has gone and ignored him like hes plans to go out to get some milk and never come back. Can’t he see how this is affecting his development? Walker wont have anyone doin that to his ghost King No Sir. Hes gonna education this man himself if he has to. Rehabilitation is something he can do. It’s within his jurisdiction after all.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #🤠 #discusting use of my og accent #I can get worse yall #me and walker are from the same part of the workd #hell #bruce has no idea danny basically imprinted on him and all of a sudden a ghost is here to tell him anout the child support he aint been pay #lmao he doesn’t get a choice to pay child support tho xD he will accept danny feelings #or walker is gonna lock him up xD how funny #im not worry for the emoji’s #I meant sorry but I guess I am sorry #walker just come in and: you can’t reject kids like that! #bruce is confused cause walker tells him danny is like hardly 2 years old #walker using his ghost age #now bruce is super worried about phantom because he doesn’t know about ghost age #oh god two you say??!? im horrible despicable #I asked a literal toddle to give me cover fire #oh god I let a baby get shot #OH GOD I ATTACKED AN ACTUAL BABY #danny just sneezes while sippin a smoothie unaware

[noxcheshire]

I was taking a moment after finishing reading DP: agit , you know, just processing the adventure and the potential that this story can give to DP fandom when I suddenly got whiplash by a visual of that old video of some guy in a military vehicle and his dad yelling at him.

But it twisted to be Dan having destroyed half the world before Danny comes in with his hands on his hips like a disappointed/angry mom and yelling at Dan to stop trying to destroy the world again and Dan screaming back “YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!”

And Danny, not missing a beat, slaps back, “I AM your mom, and you will get down here right now!”

But I’m going to make this dpxdc cause I like it and no one can stop me.

So here we have Dan creating havoc, and throwing things, very upset. Being truly evil and scary; striking fear into the JL and heroes, when in comes Danny Fenton.

Not even Phantom.

Just Danny Fenton in all his small — taking after his mother — glory. He is walking in with hands on his hips in that perfect disappointed mom pose and glaring up at Dan.

Dan who was currently sneering over the heroes of this world, and either too cocky to notice the heroes attention splitting between himself and something else, or truly unaware of the human behind him.

“DAN PHANTOM!” Danny yells, “You get down here right now!”

The villain — Dan Phantom — spins fast in the air, red eyes large and loosing a percentage of that evil charm before it returns with a snarl. “YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!”

“I AM your mom, and you will listen to me; get down here right now!”

Dan, in a rather uncharacteristic expectation from what the heroes knew of him this entire three days of destruction, throws his head back and yells.

The sound was filled with teenage rebellion. And then, miraculously, Dan floated down to Danny, with a very upset pout.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Danny is a mom to two physically grown children #Dan escaped from their universe and decided to wreck havoc in another #big sister Ellie does get an earful for having tried to distract Danny from the mess she started #she very much has encouraged Dan to cause havoc by challenging him against the JL #Danny is not amused #Danny offhandedly explains to the jl that Dan had ripped his way through his body fully grown #he doesn’t elaborate further #Dan hisses when looked at #Dan does try to explain himself but Danny cuts him off with: and your sister is getting an earful too #Dan knows they are both in trouble now #jl looking at Danny and then Dan: is this a god thing???

[tadfools]

I don’t want to say this where this comment was added because while it was rb’ed from me, the root post isn’t mine and I don’t want to drag op in a circus tent. Do we really need to put homophobic on the highest shelf up from the tik tok folks?

This is about Kethric and ????? Homophobic coded??? Statistically and logically speaking, there are going to be queer people that you do not get along with and that you don't like in real life. That's just the way people are. And it's not because we're queer, it's because we're human

Kethric doesn’t hate Aylin because she’s a lesbian. He despises her because she is the child of Selûna, because he believes that she corrupted Isobel - not with queer cooties but with the love of a goddess who he felt betrayed him

If Aylin was a man, the hatred would not be diluted at all

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 discourse #kethric thorm #if your hatred or annoyance with someone is caused by I don’t know? them always chewing with their mouth open? #you could not like them and that doesn’t make you homophobic if they're queer #If you hate a guy because he’s married to a man or because of the cadence in his voice thats being homophobic #being queer doesn’t give you a 'everyone loves me or they're homophobic' pass #please don't let this line of thinking bleed into real life #plenty of us are ass holes. its not cause we're queer its because we are humans with flaws just like everyone else #i didn't go check this person age but god i hope they're a kid and not 30

[corffee]

So you’re telling me that no one remembers who Sonic is-

But only Shadow does?

#it does make sense since shadow was not present during the shattering of the paradox prism #and everyone in the radius of the rift doesn’t know who sonic is #and they also only appear in the new universes #but since sonic caused all of this no one remembers him and he has never existed in the universes #very interesting #however does the gang + eggman still exist in their main universe or did they all transport elsewhere like sonic did? #and this means that shadow is actually sonic’s only hope of getting home(?) #god this is going to be one heck of a show with all of these possibilities #sonic prime #sonic the hegehog #sonic #sth #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #EDIT: I just realized that big is also seen in the new universes but was not seen at the prism’s shattering #this could be just footage not shown yet of big at the shattering but this does mean that shadow is really the ONLY ONE who remembers sonic

[gamegarden]

cant stop thinking about pac’s capture vs mike’s

when pac disappeared, mike went back and checked the deep machine everyday and each time there were clues that lead him to places to look and search and he would get messages and eventually he found where he had to go, he found pac, but now with mike gone there’s just. Nothing. no clues, no where to look, no messages. there wasn’t even a fight like before pac was taken, he was just there one moment and then he was gone

#just like richas was there one moment then gone the next >.< #the reasoning behind this is probably cause mike doesn’t know when he’ll be back on the server but in universe. God #no wonder q!pac is having such a hard time like. he has two missing ppl situations (seemingly completely unrelated) with NO LEADS AT ALL #if any of the info in the post is wrong umm. sorry its rlly late and im thinking about lore from a month ago LMAO #qsmp #pac qsmp #mike qsmp #tc qsmp

[clownjacket]

If Kipperlilly DOES end up betraying Porter/Jace as part of a secret other scheme she has (whether good or evil) and it has to do with saving Lucy, I just know she’s going to be a bitch about it and pull a ‘sorry, I only save High Five Heroes’ before leaving her other friends to die or some shit. And then she will take her final form: Magic Betty from Adventure Time, betraying her allies and saving her frost gf at the expense of the world. It would also parallel what Ankarna is going through (‘your girlfriend’s out of town, it sucks’, becoming a little imperialist rage machine under the influence of Porter/Sunstone but not being able to fully turn on Lucy despite going against her values and turning into a violent weirdo). This is my wish. My dream. I am manifesting it. Magic Betty Kipperlilly I believe in you.

#I am currently painting clown makeup on my face rn but this is what I’ve been rooting for from the beginning so let me dream #Come on though she HAS to have some other shit going on though right? #She was DEFINITLY in that temple when the Bad Kids said Ankarna’s name #Brennan literally rolled #and we know she was in Porter’s office #so WHY hadn’t she told him Ankarna’s real name yet? We know he genuinely believed Fig found it #Also the BKs couldn’t see who was in the window during the Wanda Childa scene #Which one of the RGs has invisibility? #HMMMM #Wanda saying ‘Kipperlilly? Why are you doing this? Is it because you’re jealous?’ before getting carried off by a fake Porter would let KP #know ‘okay they FULLY saw what happened after I killed Buddy and are onto us’ which would cause her to follow them to the temple #Also…if NONE of the Rat Grinders knew Ankarna’s name then what did Lucy write on her form to change her divinity??? #We KNOW it was Ankarna’s name and not the ‘symbol representing her’ because no one could see it BECAUSE the god was dead and no one alive #knew her name #Which means Lucy HAD TO HAVE KNOWN and was keeping it from the others right? #And when she died and didn’t come back they were fucked because they couldn’t even check the form anymore #But #Brennan also said that if Porter WASNT using Devil’s Honey and genuinely believed in Rage And Conquest goddess Ankarna instead of just her #domain then he and his ritual would (maybe) bring her back instead of killing her permenantly so he can take her domain #And idk #A powerful goddess of rage and conquest who despite everything can’t be turned against her sister and ex #who’s resurrection would mean the rune could be broken and Lucy can come back to life #One who has (or had) a personal vendetta against at least one of the bad kids #and a personal vendetta against the people who led to Lucy’s death #that sounds pretty appealing to someone as spiteful and obsessive as Kipperlilly doesn’t it #especially after her best (maybe only real) friend died and didn’t come back #especially if she stayed dead specifically to stop Porter #Again I’m putting my clown makeup on but I don’t want her to be secretly good or anything just unhinged and gay and a parallel to Ankarna #Please world let me have this I’m on my knees #dimension 20

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

Free ⛅️ Morning!

Trouble in paradise? 👀 With our first spot of jealousy comes an interesting development: poor Daniel keeps getting whims about Daithí, but Dai is having none of it after seeing him flirt with Maxwell! It seems like for all the time our Bachelor devoted to considering the reality of this Challenge, he didn’t realize how hard this was really going to be!

[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹

@buglaur

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 edit #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #daithi murray by buglaur #abhilash raavi by hallasimss #|| #oh my godd oh my god #when i tell you dan’s apology to dai caused another jealousy trait to pop up #i am living for this!! #but yes omg these two #they keep getting whims about each other but daithí gets #RED angry whenever daniel tries to speak to him #so i characterized it as daithí kind of avoiding him altogether #he’s still being polite #but he doesn’t know if he can do this #not when he’s found out that he actually likes dan a lot dhshshd #dan is gonna have to realize real quick #that even though this has been fun #its serious business and he’s gotta start actually communicatinggg #also gdi dai is just so pretty hrggg

[theshadowrealmitself]

*really late at night/early morning*

Brain: Hey, I know you’re exhausted, but for the first time in forever I’m gonna make you feel inspired to write a story, I’m also gonna give you a really good outline of how the story goes and how it ends, which you usually have trouble with

Me: But-

Brain: Oh I know, you’re not gonna be able to do it tonight, you’re also gonna lose that motivation to do it when you wake up, this is just to fuck with you rn while you try to sleep :3c

#im. im fucking obsessed with every part of this plot bunny #please please PLEASE let me keep motivation to work on it when I wake up #I already wrote down the outline so I don’t forget it #*please* #ugh only problem with writing stuff I intend to post on ao3 is that I’ve also put in my other side account on one of my stories #and I hardly use that side account because one of my exes started stalking it after we broke up #he wasn’t even following me while we were dating!! #he waited till after I broke up with him to follow me!! #and then after I blocked him he still kept interacting with my blog!!! #tumblr make a better fucking blocking system. #yeah so I’m worried about him potentially knowing my ao3 account #and I really hope he doesn’t follow this account #@ eric if you’re *still* looking at my stuff just know that you’re a mega creep and I hate you. #seriously dude. #haven’t deleted that side account or my ao3 cause I’m still attached to them #but yeah it sucks posting to either of them knowing that there’s a CREEP who WONT RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES looking at them #god I hate him #no fandom

[designernishiki]

you ever think about how by yakuza 8 haruto will be 8 years old and won’t remember kiryu at all, and if/when he shows back up kiryu will be a total stranger to him. haha

#:) suffer with me #rambling #y6 #realistically the closest person to him in what would’ve been kiryu’s role in haruto’s life would be nagumo #especially considering he’s got so god damn many parallels to kiryu despite his personality being so different #I also think he’d know uncle akiyama because akiyama’s the closest other protag to haruka and is a civilian so he doesn’t have like a Ton #of risk visiting her- at least not nearly as much as other characters who Aren’t civilians #he’s also got the Money to travel so there’s that prjscjdjsjc #no but for real? i feel like he’d visit but Also he’d fund the orphanage. for kiryu’s sake haruka’s sake even mirei’s sake in a way #ahh……anyway it’s killing me to think about 8 year old haruto finally actually meeting kiryu and knowing not to be scared of him or anything #cause of everything haruka’s said about him and all that- but having absolutely no emotional connection to him at all. so he’s still just… #a stranger to him. like that’s just the cruel truth #kiryu missed his most important developmental years and isn’t a part of haruto’s life and even if he were to show back up and be around for #good it’d take years until their bond feels like a true deep familial one #it’s very very very bittersweet to think about kiryu trying to bond with him. ohhh man yeah that hurts to think about. oh boy #haruto #kiryu

[simstoyourdismay]

this image looks like them am i insane

#i saw it on pinterest and i was like oh god oc brainrot don’t get me now #and guess what it got me!!! #so my brain went theo BOOM vinny BOOM august BOOM #that’s just them i don’t know why or how.. it just is.. #i also don’t know what’s happening during this pic of them #i’d like to imagine vinny was making fun of some decoration jenna had put up outside #and theo unintentionally started schooling him about the significance of the specific decor she put up or whatever #and vinny doesn’t care so he’s gasping dramatically and mocking theo #and august is tuning everyone out and smiling to himself cause he thinks vinny looks really stupid #yeahhh how’d i get all that from this pic? brainrot i tell you #oc: vincent #oc: theodore #oc: augustus #equi/cholia: extras

[nandermoenthusiast]

oh my god i got so emotional SHUT UUUUUP

#911 #911verse #evan buckley #so this is what crying about a character is actually like #like i do be crying at times dont get me wrong #but i just love buck so much. i kept stopping the episode and going. omg omg omg #omg its happening. omg idk if i can actually watch this. omg its happening !!!!!!!!!!! #jesus christ JESUS CHRIST #like i know we throw the word around a lot but this is MY SON #and everything that happened in the episode. it was like it was happening to me #i felt actual physical damage and actual butterflies as the kiss moment approached #like theY DID THAT #THEY MADE MY BI SON CANONICALLY BI #idk to have this shift in a characters perception this late in a procedural….. 911 you gods #i really hope they can somehow make more seasons cause they would deserve ti #it. and like. this doesn’t have to be the end of buddie?? #they could get them together at any time bc buck realizing hes into men is a lot other worm can than buck realizing hes in love with #his best friend. i just dont know how they would do it with eddie bc they would have to pull a lot of focus over there too with a big #chance of feeling repetitive with their narratives #maybe they just show them together after a timejump and say they worked some stuff out idk lmao #ANYWAY I AM STILL CRYING BECAUSE BUCK MY SON IS A CANONICAL BISEXUAL JEALOUS DISASTER JUST LIKE HIS MAMA ❤️ #THIS IS WHAT REPRESENTATION IS ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT (and i mean his horrifying handling of the feelings of being left out of course lmao) #THE LOOK EDDIE SHOT HIM TOO #i am too frazzled rn i just need to scream i think #hi. im sorry this is me coming out of the 911 closet now that wwdits is on hiatus #evan buckley!!!!! #SON OF MY SONS #LIGHT OF MY LIFE #APPLE OF MY EYE

[russilton]

Me most days: ignore people who say shitty things, don’t let it get to you, don’t give air to people who’s opinion doesn’t matter-

Tumblr: what if we put something on your dash so bad you’ll block 4 people and lie in bed feeling angry about it.

Me:

#if you see this no you didn’t #mark fucks up fails and gets mad too #some of y’all simultaneously treat lewis like everything he says is gospel unless it doesn’t line up with your feelings #then he’s too nice and soft to know better #patronising ass bullshit #and y’all sure fuckin love using valtteri like a sword- when he was Lewis teammate you would have torn him apart for parts #shall we bring up all the times the team fucked George? or didn’t go to his podiums because lewis was injured? #no cause it was fine when it happened then- but when it happened to lewis nobody has ever supported him in his life #I’m mad not just as a George fan- I’m mad as a lewis fan #cause y’all are half the reason he has to be so careful about what he says #and you STILL won’t listen to him #GOD I’m annoyed. and my buds are asleep or I don’t wanna bother them #I feel too… itchy to ask for comfort #so you get a rant I’ll delete in the mornind #wank/rants

[lyrker]

thinking abt parker. my babygirl )): i want to see him )):

Ben was made by @devilswalkingstick !! he’s a funky guy (:

#parker ily sm you don’t even know #ALSO thinking abt ben god they’re so goofy #Ben is a fan made character he’s a fragment of kayne #and he possesses parker like john possesses Arthur except Ben has the mouth #so you can imagine the bullshit he causes by riling people up #yeah <3 thinking abt them <3 #bens shadow doesn’t look as good as johns wawa.. #anywya #malevolent podcast #malevolent #lyrker unlurks: malevolent #lyrker draws #peter yang #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #Ben malevolent

[aperture-of-bullshit]

Genuinely funniest thing abt the show is that there are people out there experiencing pjo for the first time and they don’t know about Luke

#really difficult for my brain to process cause like. I forget. #people might watch the action adventure show without having been so deeply obsessed with these books #as a child #and that they don’t know about Luke #pjo #pjotv #kes fears the blonde #I Forget Not everyone sees that boy and goes oh. oh god. ohhhhhh. god. #not everyone hears good kid reprise like a warning siren everytime he shows up #literally. #I’ve been here since I was a kid I did everything they ever asked yeah I did and for what you know the world will never be ours as long as #our parents rule over the stars #so I’ll do anything I don’t care if I hurt anyone it doesn’t pay to be a good kid a good kid a good son #etc etc etc #crazy. crazy. I feel. crazy.