#chatzynanigans

[neverendingparable]

And of course, Neil guesses everything once again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#chatzynanigans #ooc #IT KEEPS HAPPENING #this is from uhh a few days ago? i think three days ago #neeeil #i think he actually is peeking into the future x)

[clickonmedotexe]

Adam Smithson: The hell is- what is this crap

Adam Smithson: Is he … infected with something?

Adam Smithson: Why didn't she warn about this?

Ulmar Deluxe: *studies Rex*

Ulmar Deluxe: This is…odd

Ulmar Deluxe: Hmm

Ulmar Deluxe: Do you want a hand, my dear?

Ulmar Deluxe: I suppose she must not have known

The Voice Of Observant: Adam shouldn't be wanting another hand ;)

Adam Smithson: It's alright.

Ulmar Deluxe: *spawns in a butcher's knife and a meat fork*

Ulmar Deluxe: :)

Adam Smithson: I'll get it over with anyway---

Adam Smithson: What the

Ulmar Deluxe: If we cut off his prosthetic hand, it can't get in the way

Adam Smithson: You could spawn in stuff all this time!?

Ulmar Deluxe: Just small items, and very limited

The Voice Of Observant: …….

The Voice Of Observant: *dramatically* Rex I think I was wrong about the first observation

The Voice Of Observant: They are both in this whole deal

The Voice Of Observant: And it's not just about killing you!

The Voice Of Observant: They are going to eat you alive!!

Ulmar Deluxe: You never know when you need cooking utensils

Rex: *Not again*

The Voice Of Observant: Get your babygirl ass up and gettouta here!!

Rex: *HOW*

Rex: *I AM BLIND*

Rex: *MY LEG DOESNT QUITE WORK*

Rex: *MY THROAT IS CUT*

The Voice Of Observant: *SOMEHOW*

Rex: *AND I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION*

Ulmar Deluxe: *stabs the meat fork into Rex's shoulder*

The Voice Of Observant: *attempts to force Rex's eyes to see despite the effect*

The Voice Of Observant: *manages to make it half faded*

Ulmar Deluxe: Can you be a dear and try to keep him still?

The Voice Of Observant: *just when Ulmar does that*

Rex: *growls again*

Rex: *spots Ulmar*

Rex: *and lunges at him*

Ulmar Deluxe: *!!*

Ulmar Deluxe: *jumps back*

Adam Smithson simply shoots his other leg down

Ulmar Deluxe: Ah…perfect

Rex: *falls back*

Rex: *has a new sense of fury*

Rex: *stabs at Adam as best he can*

Rex: *both arms flailing*

Adam Smithson: <__<

Rex: *the fork is still sticking out of his shoulder*

Adam Smithson steals his knife again

Ulmar Deluxe: *hurries back over and pins Rex's prosthetic down with his foot*

The Voice Of Observant: !

Ulmar Deluxe: *raises the butcher's knife and chops down as hard as he can right where the material meets his flesh*

The Voice Of Observant: *sends a blast of glitchy energy via his arm again, this time at Ulmar's foot*

Rex: *!!!!*

Ulmar Deluxe: *!!*

Ulmar Deluxe glitches out

Adam Smithson: What!

Adam Smithson: You can't just do--- what just happened

Adam Smithson: Can you infect with whatever even despite shoes and clothes and stuff??

Adam Smithson: What is this nonsense

Adam Smithson pulls Ulmar away from Rex

Ulmar Deluxe: You̡ ̵a̸r͠e taki̷ng͜ ̵toò long, dear b̡oy!

Ulmar Deluxe: *glitches again*

Ulmar Deluxe: *there's a spray of blood on his neat suit*

Ulmar Deluxe: *is smiling though like he's having fun*

Adam Smithson: I am not ---whatever

Ulmar Deluxe: One more chop, his arm is almost detached

Ulmar Deluxe: Come on, don't stall

Adam Smithson grabs the butcher's knife

Adam Smithson and finishes the task

#chatzynanigans #sassycompanions #neverendingparable #alocalceaselesswatcher #tumblrr is making this a nightmare bcs its doing formatting like discord #if you write *word* it makes it italic #soo i had to un-italicize everything and then add ** to every action #ugh #but yes this was a dramatic fight lol

[theemployee420]

I had a thought

#out of weed #chatzynanigans

[eyes-of-mercy]

Anastasia tries to teach Frankiel knock-knock jokes

#chatzynanigans #The Spy Who Dressed Well #thewingednarrator #poor guy xD

[masosade]

Sympathy

Maso: *in real life, is not that smug*

Maso: *sits in a dark cell, confused and anxious*

Maso: .....

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼 appeared out of Nowhere

Maso: .........

Maso: *blinks into the pitch black*

Maso: *the cell feels less alone*

Maso: .......

Maso: ...h-hello?

Maso: If anyone's there-

Maso: .....

Maso: Please help me

Maso: I don't know where I am and I'm in pain and I just want to get out of here

Maso: Please

Maso: *sighs*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: .....

Maso: Whatever I did, I'm sorry

Maso: .....

Maso: *silence*

Maso: ............

Maso: *But I know someone is there*

Maso: *I can feel it*

Maso: *I—*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆?

Maso: *!*

Maso: *winces*

Maso: *the voice is a whisper in the dark, and at the same time something loud and invasive forcing itself into his mind*

Maso: *with no way to escape it*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻?

Maso: .....yes

Maso: ......

Maso: Can you help me?

Maso: I need to get out of here

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: ......

Maso: I'll do anything you want me to, I swear

Maso: If you get me out of here, I'll do what you want

Maso: Just hurry before she comes back, please!

Maso: *struggles against the bonds*

Maso: *Why are they taking their time*

Maso: *Cant they see this is a dire situation??*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

Maso: *!!!!*

Maso: *all and any drug or magical effects Alice put on him fades*

Neil: *.......................*

Neil: *Heisveryfucked*

Maso: *though the memories wont help him much now either*

Neil: *Good thing I am away from the screens yet*

Maso: *opens his mouth as if to scream but nothing comes out*

Maso: ...........

Maso: *stares into the darkness*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁. 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴.

Maso: *his soul cringes under the weight*

Maso: *.......*

Maso: .....................

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗱. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻.

Maso: *It would be enough to drive anyone insane*

Maso: *......*

Maso: *But I'm still able to think-*

Maso: *feels as the wave retreats as sudden as it rushed over him*

Maso: *tries to catch his breath*

Maso: *his ears ring loudly*

Maso: *somehow senses that the presence(?) stepped closer*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗦𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲, 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁

Maso: ......

Maso: *the air becomes thicker and it's hard to breathe*

Maso: *blinks again as sparks crawl into the edge of his vision*

Maso: *wonders if he's going to pass out*

Maso: *It's a feverdream*

Maso: *It's side effects from Alice's shitty magic*

Maso: *She probably poisoned me with her shitty nurse knowledge and-*

Maso: *eyes widen as he hears - feels a voice, heavy right next to his ear*

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼: 𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗠𝗲?

Maso: *it's terrible and quiet and as the understanding of what She wants floods through him, the grimdark Office breaks completely*

Maso: *his answer is lost as everything restarts*

#x dont leave me here alone #x Calypso #yes i forgot his tag for her #it was something dumb and silly #chatzynanigans #anyway look what i found in the drafts

[neverendingparable]

Ulmar Deluxe: You humans

Ulmar Deluxe: Always want to turn everything that can speak and smile at you into one of your own

Ulmar Deluxe: You will pact bond with anything

Adam Smithson: ……

Ulmar Deluxe: Too social for your own good

Adam Smithson: …

Adam Smithson: ……………

Adam Smithson 's mind clicks (finally)

Adam Smithson 's mind ascends to a very slightly less dumb level

Adam Smithson makes a sound that vaguely reminds of suppressed laughter

Adam Smithson: You are stupid!

Ulmar Deluxe: ……………….

Adam Smithson: You are stupid!

Ulmar Deluxe: Hey now

Adam Smithson: Social, you say??

Adam Smithson: Seriously

Ulmar Deluxe: What??

Adam Smithson 's frowny vibes got fixed with something ghostly yet familiar

Adam Smithson is amused

Adam Smithson knows Ulmar is a baby now

Ulmar Deluxe: ……………..

Ulmar Deluxe: *I am not!!!!!!*

Ulmar Deluxe probably is

Adam Smithson: You are contradicting yourself

Adam Smithson: And that's a very human thing to do

Ulmar Deluxe: No!

Ulmar Deluxe: I am not a human!

Adam Smithson gives Ulmar's shoulder a pat, mirroring the one Ulmar gave to him before

#chatzynanigans #sassycompanions #ulmar deluxe #ulmar: (dramatically) i am not a person adam. i am a mere tool. a being without free will. my entire existence is owned by the company #adam: (nodding) you are baby

[clickonmedotexe]

Ezra Jaxden joined the Story

Ezra Jaxden: *is minding his own business, tentatively exploring the Offices*

Rex joined the Story

Rex: *steps out in front of him*

Rex: *eyes him*

Rex: *and immediately finds himself disliking him*

Rex: Who the hell are you?

Ezra Jaxden: !

Ezra Jaxden: *eyes him back*

Ezra Jaxden: *is wary*

Ezra Jaxden: Um.

Ezra Jaxden: Hello to you too

Rex: .......

Rex: *narrows his eyes*

Rex: You're a newbie

Rex: Aren't you?

Ezra Jaxden: .......

Ezra Jaxden: *stays quiet*

Rex: Hah. I thought so

Ezra Jaxden: Excuse me

Ezra Jaxden: *tries to push past him*

Rex: *grabs him suddenly and shoves him into the nearest wall, keeping him pinned*

Ezra Jaxden: *!!*

Ezra Jaxden: *gasps*

Rex: *calmly* Let's say I wanted to mail whatever was left of you to the appropiate office

Rex: After I rip those pretty limbs from that pretty body

Rex: Who would get the honor of receiving that package? :)

Ezra Jaxden: Wh-what

Ezra Jaxden: I didn't-

Ezra Jaxden: I didn't even do anything to you

Ezra Jaxden: Please, let me go

Rex: Tsk

Rex: *pulls out his knife and rests it under Ezra's chin*

Rex: Who. Do you belong to.

Ezra Jaxden: ....................

Ezra Jaxden: *doesn't want to tell him Bradley's name but is terrified about dying*

Ezra Jaxden: .....St- Stanley. Spencer

Rex: ....

Rex: Hm.

Rex: *for a moment he just stays like this, as if he's contemplating still killing him, just for the fun of it*

Rex: *then he lets him go*

Ezra Jaxden: *stays where he is*

Rex: Spencer, huh

Rex: Tell him to stop meddling with my husband, if he doesn't want his friends getting hurt :)

Rex: *places the knife back into his holster*

Rex: *and then leaves without glancing back at Ezra*

Rex pressed ESCAPE

Ezra Jaxden: ......................

Ezra Jaxden: *is still frozen, terrified of what could've happened*

#＜/error＞ #neverendingparable #chatzynanigans

[neverendingparable]

Maso: Phos, should we torture them a little to be safe?

Maso: *is eager to do anything to amuse him*

Ulmar Deluxe: What!!

Ulmar Deluxe: Don't torture Adam

Ulmar Deluxe: I need him!

Adam Smithson is not impressed

Phos: :)

Phos: Should we~?

Phos: ;)

Adam Smithson is not impressed at all

Adam Smithson: Hmph

Adam Smithson: We answered your stupid questions!

Adam Smithson: There's no need to get even more annoying!

Phos: Annoying?

Phos: Ah my~

Phos: Seems like you still have no idea what I am capable of, are you~

Phos: Dear child, you should be taking as example of you little friend

Phos: And be scared~

Adam Smithson: Firstly, I am not a kid!!

Adam Smithson: Secondly! I am not scared of any weirdos!!

Adam Smithson: >:I

Ulmar Deluxe: *tugs at Adam's shirt*

Ulmar Deluxe: *in warning*

Maso: Do you not know who this is, Adam?

Maso: Phobos Umbris, the Shadowy Prince, the Terror of the Offices~?

Maso: Tsk tsk tsk

Maso: Uneducated

Phos: Don't you disrespect me, silly man~♪

Adam Smithson: *Oh damn no*

Maso: *eyes light up*

Phos: Don't you dare assuming you can handle~

Phos: Oh all the horrors I could make up and deliever right into this foolish head of yours~

Phos: *sinister jazz playing in the background*

Adam Smithson: *Oh no oh damn no not sudden singing*

Adam Smithson is greatly annoyed

Maso: *heart eyes*

Maso: *He is perfect*

Maso: *<3*

Phos: I can make you scream, I can make you cry~

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiide

Adam Smithson facepalms

Phos: < shadows: he got magiiick from the otheeer siiiiideee~ >

Adam Smithson: Dammitshutup-

Maso: *smirks*

Ulmar Deluxe: *sits very very still*

Ulmar Deluxe: *Maybe they'll let us go after this*

Phos: < more of shadows pop up dancing & twisting in spooky forms and diming the light for extra effect >

Phos: ~I can look deep into your minds and souls

Phos: I could make your wildest nightmares come true~~

Phos: *raises his shadowy top hat up and winks at Maso*

Adam Smithson: *Wait was he wearing it before-*

Phos: ;)

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiiide

Phos: < shadows getting spookier and singing along >

Phos: < surronding Adam and Ulmar for extra effect >

Phos: *his eyes glow brighter with green*

Maso: ✪ ω ✪

Ulmar Deluxe: *grabs Adam's hand*

Ulmar Deluxe: *whispers* You know what I am going to teleport us out of here right now

Phos: ~I can heaaaaaar you

Phos: You wanna run so try running oh running away but you can't hiide

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiide

Ulmar Deluxe: …………..

Phos: < shadows: he got magiiic from the ootherr siiiiiiideee >

Adam Smithson: Doing a sudden musical number on us all of a sudden won't let you achive whatever!

Adam Smithson: Except getting kinda overly annoying, hmph

Maso: *claps excitedly*

Maso: Bravo!

Ulmar Deluxe: ………..

Phos: *bows at Maso*

Phos: *is def pleased*

Maso: That was amazing, Phos!

Phos: Why, I know~

Phos: >:)

Phos: Yet seems to me there is a second part Adam tries to ask for, is there not

Adam Smithson: What

Adam Smithson: Hell no!

Adam Smithson: No more stupid singing!!

Adam Smithson: This is ri-

Phos: *is suddenly riiight in front of him, very close*

Ulmar Deluxe: !!

Phos: *presses his finger to Adam's forehead*

Adam Smithson freezes as some shadowy smoke(?) wraps itself around his head as Phos touches his forehead

Adam Smithson: ……..

Phos: *looks him in the eye*

Adam Smithson: *stares back*

Phos: :)

Adam Smithson sees flashing pictures of familiar streets, faces and violent Things

Ulmar Deluxe: …………………………

Ulmar Deluxe: GLITTER ATTACK

Ulmar Deluxe: *throws a handful of glitter into Phos' face*

Phos: *disappears out of his reach*

Phos: *yet his shadowy grasp is still here for a little while*

Ulmar Deluxe: *points a finger at Phos*

Ulmar Deluxe: YOU

Ulmar Deluxe: Do not get to touch my bodyguard!

Adam Smithson watches flashbacks of the same events

Ulmar Deluxe: *for a moment forgets his fear*

Adam Smithson: *Ulmarno*

Ulmar Deluxe: You overrated pompous piece of shit, who do you think you are?

Phos: Ah my, getting daring for a moment here, are we~?

Ulmar Deluxe: If you ever try to touch him again, I swear to the high heavens your sorry ass will regret it

Phos: Ahw

Phos: is sure very amused

Phos: Such a pity tell this to you, tiny thing

Phos: But you can't do anything~

Ulmar Deluxe: …….

Phos: At least, without glitching out and dying in the process, I suppose

Phos: I doubt your silly so called guard would want that~

Ulmar Deluxe: *opens his mouth and then closes it again*

Phos: It would upset him much more than musical numbers~~~

Ulmar Deluxe: *decides not to fight back with words right now*

Ulmar Deluxe: *grabs Adam and teleports out quickly*

#chatzynanigans #i need phos singing evil songs on this blog x) #sassycompanions #the masochist #ulmar deluxe #phosmo #theyre so silly

[neverendingparable]

Adam Smithson: Ulmar, you literally are a baby, you know

Adam Smithson: And it explains absolutely everything

Ulmar Deluxe: I am not a baby,

Adam Smithson: I am annoyed with you exactly because it's the fact

Adam Smithson: Babies always annoyed me

#chatzynanigans #sassycompanions #ulmar deluxe #lmaoo had to save this one

[neverendingparable]

Ulmar's first kiss with @alocalceaselesswatcher

#ooc #alocalceaselesswatcher #ulmar deluxe #chatzynanigans #sassycompanions

[neverendingparable]

#ulmar deluxe #chatzynanigans

[neverendingparable]

One has a sword and one will kill you

#ooc #chatzynanigans #officestuck #maelle von cannes #molly von cannes

[neverendingparable]

#chatzynanigans #dad!jon #trollnelius #curiouscompanions

[neverendingparable]

Damien: Let's call Neil and ask him to explain this scary phenomenon to us so we don't have to worry anymore

Neil: You're turning into a lizard x3

#curiouscompanions #trollnelius #he is ridiculous x) #chatzynanigans

[clickonmedotexe]

They didn't end up eating Rex, although I think Ulmar wanted to. They cut out his heart and brought it back to Alice. Meanwhile Eric crawled into Rex's chest and replaced his heart for a while, then proceeded to flirt with him while Rex recovered from the attack.

#the admin #chatzynanigans #he wouldve stayed dead until his heart reset but eric really wanted to mimic his heart so yeah #rex was alive for a while without having an actual heart in his chest

[neverendingparable]

I think Ice Prince Cornelius, Inspector Cornelius and Neil should form their own Not-Like-Other-Cornelius-Club

They're flirty

They make puns

They have a Theme (Prince, Inspector, Pirate)

They're smug

#ooc #chatzynanigans #bangs fists on the table NEIL COUNCIL NEIL COUNCIL NEIL COUNCIL