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neverendingparable · 4 months

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𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞.

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?

#music #woe.begone #dylan griggs #i have been to the future #dont mind me im tagging characters now #the masochist #backwards!stanley #the real stanley #employee 432 #i would tag ulmar if he had a body to claim ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Bandcamp #i just saw that this song is exactly 4:27 long #it would definitely fit within the stanley parable

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babygirlbondage · 9 months

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answers to "its too much"

i know (apologetically)

i know (condescendingly)

its supposed to

you can take more

this is how you learn

good sluts take it

stop complaining

i don't care

i didn't ask

your pleasure is irrelevant

you shouldn't have done *insert mistake*

focus on pleasing me instead

you're not supposed to like it

don't talk back

you look so cute like this

you're mine and i decide what you do

its your punishment for *insert mistake*

shut up

good

you're supposed to be focused on my pleasure

get used to it

you can take it cant you?

you asked for it

beg for it to stop then

you look prettier overstimulated

you'll stop when i tell you to

*gagging them so they're quiet*

your only purpose is to be a fuck toy for me so don't complain

you know you like it

aww but you look so cute like this

stop lying

it cant be that bad if you're still talking

did i ask?

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hal1uzinogene · 4 months

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 5 months

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Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

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nogoodmutt · 7 months

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#bl00d kink #knifeplay #bl00d play #knife kink #masked men #mask kink #bd/sm masochist #bd/sm sadist

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demonophilia · 7 months

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ahaha nooo dont cum inside lol... oh nooo haha dont get your friend to fuck me right after to push it in deeper... thatd be terrible.. oh n

#mine #ftm nsft #trans nsft #queer nsft #ftm t4t #t4t nsft #t4t kink #t4t sub #ftm sub #ftm switch #trans sub #trans switch #bd/sm blog #bd/sm community #bd/sm masochist #t4t switch #subposting

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justforfunsiespost · 5 months

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please fuck the thoughts out of me

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hal1uzinogene · 4 months

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bimboinlimbo · 3 months

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Girlfriend with a rape kink 🤝 Boyfriend that's into somnophilia

#cnc free use #free use kink #1cky princess #dumb slvt #cnc sub #humiliation kink #cnc somno #cnc k!nk #r@pe k1nk #r@petoy #rough kink #masochist sub #somno breeding #somno fantasy #rap3toy #needy wh0re

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pervylittlebrother · 2 months

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#:3 #:33333 #cnc k!nk #corruption kink #dumb puppy #ftm puppy #pervy br0ther #petpl4y #petpl@y #puppy sub #puppyboy #rough cnc #bd/sm masochist #masochist sub #big bro/little bro #bd/sm kink #degrading k1nk #degredation kink #humiliation kink

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justforfunsiespost · 2 months

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oh to be thrown around like a fuck doll and pinned down by my throat <3

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hiimnothere1 · 1 month

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I'll be sure to record the first time I use you

Record all the cute little moans and whimpers you make as I take you from behind. Get a nice view of you taking it like a good little slut with each thrust making you cry out in pleasure.

Flip you over and record your little embarassed face. If you try to cover it up, I'll just pin your wrists above you and get and even closer view of your face.

I'll be sure to plant my stuff nice and deep inside you and slowly pull out while making you watch. Get you on your knees to clean the mess you made on me and record you apologizing fot making a mess while cleaning me up.

I'll pull your hair, spit on you, call you names all the while you get even more aggressive with your cleaning.

Stuff your mouth full and make show the camera your mouth full and you swallowing it like an obedient little slut.

The next time I use you, ill be sure to give you headphones and tie you up and force you to watch the first time I decided to put your slutty body to good use.

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neverendingparable · 3 months

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Maso is the only person who can say he got his top surgery in Heaven.

#ooc #the masochist #headcanons #done by the sweetest primordial angel youve ever met

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bruisedbunnyyyy · 1 month

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nothing like a tiny skirt to flash people

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hal1uzinogene · 4 months

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