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Zwiegespräch Schafgarbe * Dialogue yarrow
Beim Pflücken der Schafgarbe bleiben oft die Wurzeln hängen und dazwischen die Erde … wenn ich dort hineinrieche, hänge ich mittendrin im duftend-heilenden Biotop von Pflanzen, Boden und Bakterien.
Dazu gibt es dieses großartige Feature: The Cure – Heilung aus dem Grab
Schafgarbenblätter (alchemilla millefolium) auf Mull.
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When I pick yarrow, I often get the roots stuck and the soil in between ... when I smell into it, I'm hanging right in the middle of the fragrant-healing biotope of plants, soil and bacteria.
There's this great documentary feature about it: : The Cure – Heilung aus dem Grab
Yarrow leaves (alchemilla millefolium) on gauze.
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Charlie: To meet new people?
Mike: eh
Charlie: ...to meet girls?
Mike: eh
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Tax dialogues, crucial for strengthening tax administration — Muhammad Nami
Tax dialogues, crucial for strengthening tax administration — Muhammad Nami
Tax dialogues, which provide a platform for exchange of diverse ideas on taxation, have been described as a tool for engendering tax compliance through collective ownership of the tax system, as well as a means to strengthening tax systems.
Speaking at the 2022 Kaduna State Tax Dialogue, held in Kaduna State today, Mr. Muhammad Nami, Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS)…
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This dalogue for one of my wips popped into my head on the drive home and I hurt my own feelings.
"That's not true. You're not my brother."
"That's right. I'm not."
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Did I spend the past 40 minutes looking at various ranger poses demorphed to write Arizar dalogue lol
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A minor nitpick, but kind of shows the difference between the EN and JP dialogues for Sonic Frontiers:
EN: " Amy, is that you?"
JP: "Amy, is this where you have been?"
In the cutscene, it's very clear that the character trapped is Amy. It doesn't make sense for Sonic to wonder if it's her or not. In the JP version, he clearly recognizes her at first sight.
No wonder why the Japanese have to re-work the dalogues in order to avoid these situations, along with the rstionale of the media their audience consunes in that country, where rarely do they ever underestimate the audience.
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Would their tragedies be reduced to a single headline, just for outsiders to swipe through on their phones?
Inspired by the newest amazarashi song
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Headlines under cut:
-Are the mercenaries assisting the cops a "necessity "?
-Mutilated corpse found in XX Mountain; Suspected case of lynching
-P University Professor commits suicide, saying that he "wanted to apologize to his son"
-Middle School quarry turns lethal; student dies from falling off a corridor
-"OO are low-tier animals", as heard from a leaked dalogue from Legislative Department
-Hitmen association lurking in the dark side of the society
-A senior staff stabbing the eye out of an employee, saying "He should not have read that"
-There is still no sight of a decrease of misogyny in schools
-2 men missing; Possibility of being kidnapped by the crime organizations?
-Internal conflict in village brings children who lost their parents
-Explosion incidents continues; Police Department stated "It's clearly terrorism"
-Special Force vs "Mordern Robin Hood"; death toll rises to 15
-Religion C church OO city burnt down
-High school girl found dead with a stab wound in her chest
-"He's a prodigy, but..." Private tutor stabs student's father
-"Colleague's death is a murder", retired cop confesses
#chi: about the movement of the earth#mordern au#amazarashi#swipe#ghereticart#scopophobia tw#suicide mention tw#ask to tag
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OPEN. / canon dalogue.
“You, always telling me what I can’t do, while I’m doing it --”
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“You’ve never been tickled gently before, have you?”
“We both know this soft shit is not my style, Specs. I like it hard and fast, you know that!”
“Hm. Your body is much more familiar with jarring, abrasive sensations, which could have served to make you less susceptible to any sort of physical touch. However... I don’t think that is true.”
“... Seriously? That’s your play? One little feather?”
“...”
“Uh, you’re barely even touching me, genius.”
“I am aware.”
“... How long is this gonna take? I’ve got-- work to do.”
“Earlier you were insistent that you would be happy to partake in this experiment no matter how long it took. Have you changed your mind?”
“Kinda, yeah. This is really b-- boring.”
“Is our conversation not interesting enough for you? I could change the topic, if that would keep you from feeling restless.”
“Sure, yeah, whatever.”
“Do you know what exactly I am testing today, Remus?”
“If you can make me laugh with a stupid feather?”
“Not quite. I’m merely attempting to locate the exact areas on the human body where knismesis is the most effective. I specifically asked you to help me because you insisted you were not sentive to such light tickles. I believe we both may have been wrong about that assumption.”
“It’s not-- not that bad.”
“Good to know. It will get worse, however. Already you’re slipping-- we can both see it. Aside from the data I’m getting from monitoring your vitals, your external reactions are all too telling. Your face is getting red, most likely from repressing your laughter. You have consistently moved away from the feather no matter where it touches you. And for this entire experiment, a grin has been growing on your face that I don’t believe you could suppress if you tried.”
“I--”
“The stomach is an ideal spot for knismesis, because the human body has evolved to protect the vital organs underneath for outward threats, such as insects. That is what the mind translates the feeling of the feather into, but without the panic of any real threat. It’s a rather effective technique to heighten the body’s natural sensitivity.”
“... Mhmm.”
“Shh, it’s alright. Please don’t strain yourself. I don’t want you to get hurt attempting to subdue your body’s natural reactions. Just relax, and breathe, and focus on the tickles.”
“Hnng.”
“I see. Mentioning the word ‘tickle’ has weakened you, hasn’t it? Interesting-- I’ve never noticed you being particularly susceptible to this type of teasing before.”
“I’m not--”
“Perhaps I will use the information to assist in the experiment. Allow me.”
“No!”
“Tickle, tickle, tickle, Remus. Feel the feather tickling up and down your tummy, so slowly and so gently. Does it tickle very badly? I think it does, based on how much you’re wiggling and squirming back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...”
“Nahahahaha!”
“There we go. What a good ticklish test subject. Just let it all out, Remus. Feel how tenderly the tips of the feathers tickle your tummy. I belive I’ve found a tickle trail right around the middle of your stomach... do you have a ticklish belly button? I think you do, Remus. Tickle, tickle, tickle...”
“Somewhere else! Somewhere else!”
“Interesting. The fact that you’re begging for relief from the lightest stimulation against your belly indicates that this is rather ticklish for you. Normally it takes much more to make you desperate enough to beg. How enlightening.”
“Logahahahan!”
“I suppose I will leave this spot, for now. Besides, we still have much more data to be collected. For example, let us say that you have two feathers traveling up your sides...”
“Ahahahahaha! Nohohoho!”
“Oh, is that a particularly ticklish spot for you? To be tickled right here on your sides-- fascinating. Your body’s movements back and forth seem completely involuntary, considering that you keep moving despite knowing that any movement would result in more tickles on the opposite side. I’d ask you to stay still, but I think we both know you’re far too ticklish for that.”
“Stop teasing! No more teheheheasing!”
“Yes, I suppose you’re right. We have been taking this rather slowly. Tell me, Remus... what do you think it will feel like when these feathers reach your bare armpits?”
“I dohohohon’t-- nahaha! I don’t knohohow!”
“Oh, let’s imagine it together, shall we? Your arms are tied so high over your head, and you can’t move your torso more than an inch to either side. Imagine what it will feel like when these soft, fluffy feathers travel up, up, up... until they finally come to rest in your armpits. And when they reach your armpits, do you think they will tickle?”
“Yehehe-- yehehehes!”
“So do I. The reason your armpits are ticklish, interestingly enough, is because that is where the axillary veins are located. Your body will wiggle and squirm and do everything in its power to cover up such a sensitive spot. Imagine how terribly ticklish it will feel when you have no choice in the matter.”
“Nohohoho!”
“Shh, it’s quite alright, Remus. No one else will ever know how ticklish you are to such light, feathery touches. It can stay our little secret. But I do need you to do just one thing for me.”
“Lo-gan!”
“I need you to laugh.”
“Na-ahahahaha! Logan, Logahahahan, nohoho!”
“Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... does it tickle terribly, Remus? Hm? Does it? On a scale from one to ten, how ticklish do the feathers feel in your armpits?”
“T-- tehehe-- ten!”
“A solid ten? How interesting. It seems your underarm sensitivity may actually rival that of your brother’s, provided your armpits are being tickled by incredibly tickly feathers. Perhaps one day we can introduce makeup brushes to the experiment and record the differences in your reactions...”
“Nohoho, p--plehehease, please!”
“And now, with the data we’ve already acquired from the experiment, we can build upon to introduce new variables. For example, what will happen when the feathers dance all over your ticklish armpit and your ticklish tummy at the exact same time?”
“Puh-- plehehe-- Logahahahahaha!”
“Remus, I must honestly say that I’m impressed. You may be the most feather ticklish person I have ever seen.”
#my posts#my writing#tickling#tickle fic#tickle community#sanders sides tickling#lee!remus#ler!logan#this was gonna have words other than dalogue but i just wasn't vibing w it ajdhdhsj#*dialogue#see i can't even type that#1032 words for my reference
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i’m listening to the tw audiobooks but i cannot take it seriously if naoko mori tries to do the accents?? help?
#she was like. [bad american accent] GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS FIRST TOSH#khvJVDSJCV#we can all imagine the other voices thats#not necessary#and ur normal accent is lovely!!#i will keep going but as a listen to jack's dalogue w/o laughing challenge#*dialogue#torchwood#hidden
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JUST….SKETCHIN MY CATS cos I am still obsessed with them and their dynamic.
[Image description: Three sketches of two khajiit interacting. Zahni looks like a small house cat wearing a little cape and jewelry. Jo’vashaar looks like an anthro leopard, wearing long robes.
Sketch 1: Zahni in the foreground laying contentedly on pillows, surrounded by plates of fruit and candles. Jo’vashaar is looking at her, unimpressed.
Zahni dialogue: Welcome, Jo’vashaar! Tired of sleeping in crypts? Surely there is a guest room for you somewhere in this one’s big beautiful mansion.
Jo’vashaar dialogue: You know you can’t take any of this with you to the grave, Zahni.
Zahni dialogue: Not true, if Zahni is buried beneath the floorboards!
Sketch 2: Zahni is in the foreground with a tankard, yelling at Jo’vashaar in the background, who’s angrily shaking a dismayed-looking elf by the shirt collar.
Zahni dialogue: Apologies for this one’s friend! He’s forgotten how the living work, I’m afraid. Jo’vashaar, let Zahni finish her drink before you get in fights…please.
Sketch 3: Zahni and Jo’vashaar are both looking at a piece of paper. Zahni looks surprised, Jo’vashaar is impassive.
Zahni dialogue: How did you rack up such a bounty? You are tempting Zahni to turn you in.
Jo’vashaar dalogue: People are so touchy about necromancy. It’s not as if this one killed anybody. /end ID]
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The Italian dub for Vampire Knight sure makes me feel like they turned the heat on in my room. It turnes out our good dubbing studio knows what’s going on!
I’m not gonna lie, I still hate any dubbed version of any anime since it makes me feel like my skin is crawing at every word they say, but I was skipping through it for the first time while preparing for Yumeweek since I needed my clips to be without subtitles covering the screen and whatnot. There’s this one line that is probably the best dialogue change I have ever heard. It made me do a double take, sure, but it was awesome.
I’m talking about episode 2 of VK Guilty when Kaname is leaning on Yuuki at the vampire’s ball and she’s embracing him thinking about how she loves him before he offers to drink her blood and make her a vampire. Just right after he licks her neck, our good Italian dobbing studio decided to translate Yuki’s question “Kaname...sempai..?” into “Kaname, non fermarti!” uttered in a husky whisper. It literally means “Kaname, don’t stop!”. Sure, she was still agreeing to anythiing at that point in the original version too, but the voices, the sounds, everythng in the dubbed episode made it seems like a whole lot more than just a lick on the neck was going on if you know what I mean.
#Vampire Knight#vampire knight anime#it's still a dalogue change from the original so it's meh...#but what a change#sexy vampire knight is best vampire knight#they clearly know what it's really going on#they do this but then censure the stupidest things...
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Top 5 Twisted, Yet Fun Games of All Time
I have been a video gamer since growing up as a kid (back in the 1980's), with my first game system being the classic NES, and I have played many different games since then. These games includes: Battletoads, Super Mario Bros, Sonic, Mega man, first person shooter games, roleplaying games, online games (such as Adventure Quest), and plenty of other hit games out there. Of course, I have also played plenty of twisted games too and some of them are surprisingly fun, humorous, and sometimes even popular, and in this article, I will talk about at least 5 of them.Game #1 - Become a "thug" in the Grand Theft Auto SeriesEver wondered what it might be like living the life as a thug and getting involved in organized crime (such as gangs) without actually becoming a criminal? In the Grand Theft Auto series (with the latest installment being The Ballad of Gay Tony), you do just that. The GTA universe is a popular roleplaying game, usually based in New York City (also known as Liberty City, though some games feature other cities such as Miami in Vice City and Los Angeles in San Andreas) where you usually control a thug (such as Nikko in GTA 4) and do missions for various crimbe bosses throughout the city. Some quests involves petty crimes such as stealing a prized car that a certain crime boss wants, while other missions may have you assassinate people that have crossed the criminal organization you are a part of, such as delinquents. In GTA San Andreas, for example, Carl Johnson joins the Grove Street gang and gets involved in a gang war with rival gangs, such as the Ballas (though he also works for crime bosses such as El Salvador, Doctor Rosenburg, as well as a corrupt government agent named,Lumber Jack Forest Wood aChop Mike Torreno to name a few). Many of the newer games also have plenty of side missions you can do, such as spraying graffiti on select buildings in San Andreas, take on multiple girlfriends (CJ for example, can have up to 6 girlfriends), as well as doing smuggling missions (such as hauling freight from the badlands to Las Venturas while dodging police officers in San Andreas). Of course, on the side if you rather just play for fun, you could always go on rampages in the game, where you can steal cars, get a little trigger happy, obtain wanted stars and drive the local police crazy, drive like a maniac around the city, as well as trying to get your guy killed. By the way, you never really have to worry about getting busted or wasted in the game as your guy will simply respawn at the nearest hospital or police station, only to go on another rampage once more (by the way, never try this in real life a this aspect is very unrealistic of course). Similar games: Saints Row, Gun and BullyHere are some interesting stuff you can do in the GTA univers that you can't get away with in real life:Your primary form of transportation are cars you jack from unsuspecting people, and you can usually get away with it unless if there is a cop near by (who will try to bust you if he sees you jacking a car).
Cops will simply bust you, take your weapons and some of your money as a brige, and simply release you for even the most henious offenses (such as going on rampages). And when you get released, you can do more crimes as well, with the same results. Imagine doing that stuff in real life. You would probably go to jail for a very long time (or worse depending on the offense) for similar crimes committed in real life.
If your guy dies, he will simply respawn at a nearby hospital.
In GTA San Andreas, you can have up to 6 girlfriends at a time without having to worry about them getting jealous. In real life, trying to take on multiple girlfriends is quite risky as they do get jealous (at least from a guy's perspective of course), and even the slightest form of disloyalty (such as cheating) can lead to disastrous results on a relationship, as was the case for Scott towards the end of the third season of the reality TV series, "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" when Kourtney learns that Scott was cheating on her (though luckily for him,
the two seemed to have gotten back together by season 4).
And plenty of other odd stuff that you can't really expect to get away with in real life.
Game 2- Fight to the death in the Mortal Kombat SeriesIf any game were to take after the infamous gladiators events during the days of ancient Rome (where people fight each other to the death), it would probably be the Mortal Kombat series. On the surface, Mortal Kombat takes after similar fighting games, such as Street Fighter 2, where two opponents fight each other in matches consisting of three rounds, with the opponent winning at least 2 out of three rounds being the victor of the match. Usually, the loser simply gets knocked out in his/her losing round, with the winner moving onto the next level. However, in the Mortal Kombat series, there is a whole new twist to fighting: the winner of each match has the option of terminating his or her opponent using special finisher moves called, fatalities. If you have played any of the Mortal Kombat games, you would know that when you knock out your opponent during the final round of a match, the announcer (presumably Shao Kahn in most games) will say "Finish Him!" (or her if your opponent is a female character). When this happens, if you have five seconds or so (some games have cheat codes that allow you to disable the fatality timer if you want extra time to pull it off) to finish off your opponent by entering a certain button combination in the right sequence and in the right distance within the time frame (the exact move does vary by fighter by the way. Pulling a fatality (or similar move, such as animalities, friendships, etc) can be tricky at first, but if it is done correctly, a special tune usually plays, the screen goes dark, and your character will do a special move that basically finishes off his/her opponent. Each character has their own fatalities, by the way (Scorpion, for example takes off his "mask" and hurles fireballs at his defeated foe, while Sonya will blow a kiss of death at her foe that incinerates him/her instantly). The list of fatality moves goes on and on (some people have posted fatality demonstrations on YouTube by the way if you are curious about all of the moves), but you get the picture. By the way, if you prefer not to do fatalities, you could always do a friendship move (where your character "befriends" his/her foe), a babality (where your opponent gets turned into an infant), or even simply knock out your opponent with an uppercut. Despite the obvious dark nature to the Mortal Kombat saga, the games have been quite popular as there have been many sequels in the series (my favorite is probably Mortal Kombat Trillogy), several movies produced (with the latest one being Mortal Kombat Armageddon), a short lived cartoon series, as well as sound tracks released. Of course, this game is probably not recommended to the younger audience or people that are easily offended as these games definiately has death matches in them (similar to MTV's Celebrity Death Match). Similar games: Killer InstinctGame #3 - Play "God" Sims 2 (and most other games in the series)I don't want to sound blasphemous (I am a Christian by the way), but do you ever wonder what it might be like to play God for a day? It might sound wiered, but in SIms 2 (and similar games), you will pretty much be doing that. Sims 2 is an open ended game for the PC (though there are also versions on the consoles, such as Play Station 2) where you build a virtual home in a virtual community, along with creating a simulated family (consisting of a mother, father, kids, etc) that you will help manage as you play through the game. Sim families function much like a typical family you would see at least here in America: they work, have emotions, go to school (if they are sim kids), do chores, socialize with other sims, get into relationships, sleep, relax, watch TV, build skills for a job or career they have, and sometimes even raise a dog or cat (at least in Sims 2 Pets). You could simply watch them live out life and make their own choices, or you can
intervine and give them stuff to do. For example, if they need to go to bed at a certain time in order to get to work or school on time and they are say watching TV, you could put it in their minds to go to bed, and usually they will. Maybe there is a person that you want your sim to meet or interact with, you can have your character strike up a conversation with another (complete with dalogue options of course, allowing you to choose how they interact with each other). Or maybe you need to help the sim keep their motives up (such as having them eat when their hunger stats are low, using the bathroom when their bladder stats get low, interating with other sims when depressed, etc). Of course, as "God" in their world, you can also take after Satan and abuse your powers and ruin the lives of your sims. Here is a breakdown of some funny and twisted stuff you can do to your sims:Cause a sim to become a jerk around other sims. Whenever you have your sim strike up a conversation with another sim, dialogue options will open up, and while you can make your guy or girl friendly, you can also cause him/her to say and do things to be mean (such as insulting others, slapping others, tell lies, gossiping about other sims, or even picking a fight). By the way, be careful about creating fights between family sims as some sims will move out if they take too much abuse from other sims.
Sit back and do nothing. Usually the sim(s) will make bad choices and suffer the consequences for it (for example, if he/she misses work too often, he/she will get fired).
Allow kids to get bad grades in school (usually happens by allowing them to skip the school bus when it comes). The only downside to this is that they can be sent to military school if their grades get too low.
Kill off a sim. One way you can do this is simply by letting him/her to starve to death. Of course, there are plenty of other ways for a sim to die (such as electrocution, drowning in pools, getting scared to death by ghosts, etc). Once a sim dies, beware of the fact that they can come back as ghosts and haunt your sim family (by the way, in Sims 2, one can get scared to death if their mood is too low when the ghost is active in the house). By the way, one funny thing you can do in the PS2 version of Sims 2 is that you can actually control the ghosts, which can be quite hilarious as you can scare other sims, possess them, and even cause them to behave erratically (such as throwing up).
Cause your sim(s) to get abducted by aliens. Usually happens if they look into a telescope at night too often. By the way, in SIms 2 for the PC, there is actually a cheat I found a while back that allows your sim to get abducted at will instead of by random and even caused my entire sim family to get abducted by aliens as well).
If you are a control freak, you can also turn off free will (it is usually on by default) and bend them to your will. Can be useful when dealing with a stubborn sim that won't listen to you when you give them a tas k to do (no matter how foolish it is).
The list goes on, but as you can see, Sims 2 can be quite twisted when you think of it and yet it has been quite popular especially among the younger audience, and has spawned many sequels (including Sims 3), YouTube videos, as well as console versions of the game which tend to be a bit different from the PC versions (in the PSP version of Sims 2, for example, the game is more of a roleplaying game where you control this dude who finds himself in Strangetown, a desert city that has lots of paranormal happenings in it, and go on a quest to stop an evil genius from taking over the city and escape the ghosts and aliens infested town).Game 4 - Play as Alien Invaders in "Destroy All Humans!"Games involving aliens have been quite popular probably since the days of Atari (such as Space Invaders) and have evolved quite a bit since then. There have been plenty of different games and even films in this genre, with titles you are probably familiar with including: Space Invaders, the Simpsons Game (Kang and Kronos launch an alien
invasion near the midpoint of the game), Independence Day, the Star Wars and Star Trek sagas (not all of the alien race are hostile in Star Wars or Star Trek, of course), Aliens vs Predator, the Contra series, as well as even the Halo series (where you get a hostile alien race bent on wiping out the entire human race). Usually you fight against the aliens, however in "Destroy All Humans", you actually get to play as the aliens themselves, controlling an alien named, Crypto who is a part of the Furon empire, an alien race that wants to acquire human brains for some odd reason. The game is pretty big and spans many missions, starting with Crypto crash landing in farmlands and terrorizing both cows and farmers alike, and later with Crypto launching a full scale invasions against towns and cities. And yes, you do play as the bad guys in this game as your job is to conquer Earth (particularly North America as the game is centered in the United States). Besides terrorizing civilians, you can also take on human form and blend in with the crowd (can be useful for infiltration missions, for example), go up against government agents (such as the "men in black"), do mind control on people, making them do as you wish, razing villages with your flying saucer, as well as taking on huge bosses that try to stop you in your invasion (which is natural of course when you are controlling a hostile alien race bent on the destruction of the world). Despite the twisted nature of this game, it can be quite humorous when Crypto goes on rampages, along with creating hysteria among citizens, harassed cows, destroys buildings using his saucer, as well as battling government agents trying to stop Crypto. Similar games: Alien Homid and OverlordGame 5 - Conker's Bad Fur Day (also known as Conker's Live and Reloaded if you have played the Xbox version)Platform games have been popular probably since the debut of Mario Bros in the 1980's, and have spawned many popluar titles in the genre, with hit titles including: Super Mario Bros, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kirby, Castlevania, Crash Bandacoot, the Mega Man series, as well as the SImpsons Game. Many of these games have similar themes: you play through different levels in various kinds of terrain, go up against an evil villain and his/her cronies (such as Dr Robotnik in the Sonic the Hedgehog series), fight plenty of huge bosses (usually cronies and close associates of the evil genius, unless if you are on the final showdown), and save the day (such as recuing Princes Peach from Bowser in Super Mario Bros). Most of these games are obviously geared more towards the younger audience (barring some games, such as the newer Castlevania games given the "M" ratings on some of the newer titles, such as "Curse of Darkness"), especially in the case of games like Mario Bros and Sonic, where kids will usually play these games more than adults do. Anyways, with that said, there another platform game that I have played through that is quite twisted when you think of it: "Conker's Bad Fur Day" (I played the Xbox version by the way). Conker's Bad Fur Day appears to be a typical 3D platform game (Super Mario 64 style), complete with a storyline, boss fights, an evil genius to defeat (namely the Panther King), and many colorful stages to play through. However, if you have checked the rating for the game, you would probably see the "M" rating. That is because Conker's Bad Fur day is pretty much a platformer that is geared more towards an older audience. Here are some features in this game you will usually not find in most other games in this genre:Most of the characters swear (though in some versions, the swearing is censored by a beeping voice when they swear).
There are some crude levels in the game. In one area in the game, for example, there is a poop themed level where you are surrounded by poop and one of the bosses you fight in this area is literally one giant piece of poop (his voice actually reminds you of that of Christopher Lee, with the heavy British accent, though he is actually voiced by another guy named Chris
Marlow).
There are some sensual scenes in the game. In one level, for example, you have to help a bee "pollenate" a feminine sunflower plant. Also, Conker does have a girlfriend, named Berrie, who gets kidnapped by the Panther King.
There is a grim reaper in the game that wants to kill cats for some odd reasons (his voice is somewhat funny as well).
Alcoholism does play a role in this game. At the beginning of the game, Conker has a nasty hangover after a night of drinking beer before the story officially begins. Also, alcohol is a powerup that Conker can use in the game that causes him to get drunk and urinate on foes (funny and crude if you ask me).
There are plenty of other adult themes in this game (though I won't list them all), but you get the picture. This wacky game is sure to both offend some people (for example, if you are a kid, this is certainly not a game you would want to play with your parents near by) and make other laugh.Well, there you go, those are some of the most twisted and yet surprisingly fun and sometimes popular games I have seen throughout my gaming career. Obviously there are more titles I haven't mentioned (such as Overlord, Bully, etc) but, you are welcome to add to this list if you want to and feel free to comment on this article as you are free to agree or disagree with me.
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SFW Friday- DALOGUE/SENTENCE
Tony Stark always ended up rambling on and on about one thing or another and usually, someone would interrupt him and change the subject. The only person who doesn’t do that was, surprisingly to him, Bucky. The super soldier always listened to his ramblings, never speaking up to interrupt him. It was a nice change if Tony does say so himself.
His current ramblings were on the newest arc tech he came up with, pointing out all the details he had for it. I went on and on until he paused, which was something Bucky was waiting for.
“Tony?”
“Yeah, Brooklyn?”
“Go out with me to the cafe down town?”
Tony turned his head to stare at the other, trying to figure out what kind of outing that was. “Like...friends outing? Or date outing? Just wanna make sure cause I don’t wanna assume-”
“Tony.” Bucky actually interrupted him this time, those his tone was slightly lower, almost making the shorter man shift.
“....Yes?”
“Just shut up and kiss me, you idiot.”
Then, he was being pulled in and lips captured his own. His eyes slowly slid closed and he leaned into Bucky, arms going around the other’s neck.
This type of interruption he could get use to.
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Infinity War killed me. I was murdered. (A nonsensical review)
This movie somehow met my expectations, blew me out of the water and surprised me at times. I loved how our emotional centers in this movie were Thor and The Guardians with a smattering of Tony. While I love Steve with all my heart seeing other characters take lead roles in Avengers movies was quite refreshing
The score was beautiful. I felt the bombastic and universe breaking event Infinity War was set up to be through the score. And it integrated the Avengers Theme very well into the movie
I feel the merging of different characters in this film was done excellently. I was very nervous to see how they would manage all these character while still having a cohesive tone and not letting a few characters take the spotlight. Very well done
Everything that had to do with Thanos in this film was excellent. I feel he was a well written villain. I know where he’s coming from I despise him for all the shit he’s done. He works on a character level which few MCU villains ever really did. I always felt that a lot of MCU villains were villains and nothing more while Thanos was written as a fully realised character. Which was fucking fantastic
This movie isn't perfect. My one big draw back in this movie is Vision and Scarlet Witch’s relationship. They wanted it to be big and sweeping and for the audience to be /so/ emotionally invested in it but I just wasn’t. While I found them adorable I don’t think the writers established them enough in the previous films to have it feel as significant as they wanted it to.
This movie is a lot of actions scenes. Like a lot of them. By the third act I just wanted them to be done so I could spend time with my favorite characters but no almost all of the time spent on earth is long drawn out action scenes which is fine for some random action movie but for a superhero movie who’s heart is its characters they matter way more to me than a giant cg battle
Spoilery Moments That Made Me Feel Things
When Loki said “We have a Hulk”
Loki’s quiver in his voice when he said “Son of Odin”
Loki’s death. Why would you kill him after all the character growth
The murder of ALL of the Asgardians (except for Sif because who knows where the fuck she is) Like all our Ragnarok faves are now dead
Nebula. Everything about this fantastic android. Cyborg? She deserves the world.
Thor being full on ‘down to die™’ after he loses EVERYTHING to Thanos. Honestly he’s ready to take the heat of a dying star. I could not.
The way Thor was trying to stay positive when he was on the ship with Groot and Rocket but couldn’t because he just lost EVERYTHING
When Peter was all like “I don’t want to go Mr. Stark”. Like they had already broken my heart why did they have to pulverise it into soup
When Peter Dinklage was all like “You were supposed to protect us, Asgard was supposed to protect us”
The way Strange chose to save Tony’s life even though he was all like “if I had to choose between the Time Stone and you I’d chose the Time Stone”
Literally All the Thanos Stuff. But especially that scene where he was crying before killing Gamora. It made Thanos the best MCU villain (okay, behind loki)
That Thanos fight scene between Iron Man, Spidey, Strange and the rest of the Guardians was very clever. I liked that they used their skills to defeat a bigger enemy creatively
Thor and Gamora bonding over their shitty families and Peter trying to remain the Alpha male
The way Steve clutched that handful Bucky’s remains
That resigned face Bucky had as he turned into ash
I screamed when Bucky vanished. No joke
Steve and Bucky looking at each other with such soft eyes when they met on Wakanda
Gamora and Peter’s relationship was so well done in this one. The scene where Peter had to kill Gamora was powerful and much better dome than the Vision Wanda stuff
When Groot chopped off his arm for Thor’s axe
When Thanos stabbed Tony and there was bloody spilling from his mouth and I genuinely thought he was about to die
When the Avengers theme played after Tony made Peter an Avenger
The way Gamora sang along to Peter’s 70′s music on the Milano
When Red Skull showed up out of nowhere. I am quite impressed that they managed to tie that in
These people had the balls not to have a mid credits scene after murdering HALF of the people in the movie. Everyone in the theater gasped when there wasn’t a mid credits scene
As amember of the Carol Corps appreciated that end credits scene
The fact that Clint got one line, ONE LINE of dalogue explaining away his disapeance
In the end I loved Avengers: Infinity War so much I feel it is a great pay off to everything Marvel Studios has been building for the last 10 years and I cannot wait for the next one
#Infinity War Spoiler#Infinity War Spoilers#MCU#Avengers: Infinity War#spoilers#please see this film
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I am of two minds about KYY Season 3. While a part of me is glad about seeing both of them together on-screen after a long time, we also know what happened with Season 2.
KYY Season 1 was a beautiful journey about the struggles of growing up - friendship, love, heartbreaks, family, relationships. The leads having this amazing chemistry which they managed to bring on-screen was an added perk. It’s been almost four years but I can still tell you about my favourite scenes, dalogues and every gesture and glance. That is how beautiful this was.
I could write a separate post on how amazing Manik Malhotra’s character transition was (one of the best on Indian TV imo).
I think KYY was a breath of fresh air when it came. The timing was perfect. But some things should be left untouched. This season is merely fanservice and while I’ll still see it when it airs (obviously) I’ll have no expectations.
These two are magical. I hope my cherished memories of MaNan do not get spoiled.
On a totally unrelated note, I still love these two characters. ♥
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