#diamant reader insert

[mementomoriifics]

Blowing off steam

A Diamant/Reader drabble i wrote for my best friend. Reader’s gender isnt specified but they do have a dick. Enjoy 🖤

Tags: Bottom reader, mild degradation, dom/sub

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Diamant

Hes still panting by the time he reaches your room. A sheen of sweat makes him look like hes glowing almost and he has a look of unwavering determination in his eye youve only ever seen when hes on the battlefield.

With a few quick strides, he closes the distance, pressing a kiss against your mouth that steals the breath from your lungs. With rough movements, you’re pushed back on the bed, flipped on your tummy. And the effortlessness with which he does so makes your heart skip a beat and sent arousal straight between your legs.

“Dont move.” He half growls, one hand on the back of your neck making sure his command is obeyed. Fuck, you’re getting so hard it aches already.

A set of slick fingers enter you, working you open. You manage to glance over your shoulder and a pair of bright red eyes meet yours. His glance is unwavering, angry almost, as he fingers you, making sure you’re ready for what he’s about to give.

Eyes still on you, he readjusts and spits where his fingers enter you, an involuntary moan leaving you at the depravity of it all.

A whine follows as he pulls his fingers out but youre not left empty for long. The gentle push of his cock once again robs you of breath. Hes big, almost too big for you to take, but the slickness of the lube and spit make it easier on you.

His hands settle on your hips once hes in you, pulling out and pushing back in at a snails pace to test the waters before he picks up speed and force. His breathing grows heavier as he bends over your back, one hand tangling in your hair and forcing your head back so his mouth is at your ear.

“You will be a good whore for me and take my cock like you were made to, wont you? You’ll let me use you as much as I see fit.”

You whine out in agreement, trying to push back against his thrusts as best as you could to prove to him you’d give him exactly what he needed.

“Good. Now be loud. I want to hear you.” He lets go and with his hands on your hips fucks you hard and fast. Its maddening, your brain clouding with the pleasure of it all. He’s unrelenting and selfish in his pleasure, far from the stern, generous and princely figure you’re used to seeing.

Then he angles himself just right and you let out a string of sounds that would be at home in a whore house. You feel yourself twitch, the pull of pleasure between your legs cresting as you cum on the red silk blankets underneath you.

Diamant doesn’t stop, though. In fact, your pleasure seemed to spur him on further, a warm hand wrapping around your cock to milk you for all you were worth, sensitivity be damned. And as your second climax started to build up, you found yourself thanking whatever deity would listen that the prince would use you for stress relief more often

#diamant x reader #fire emblem x reader #fire emblem enage #fire emblem enage x reader #reader insert #drabble #not sfw

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Sloth's Marvelous Monster Mayhem Writing Challenge

Many years ago, a baby sloth had their first thot™, one that involved hotties, monsters, and you my lovely writers. A thot™ that would define their existence as a fangirl and a monsterfucker for all eternity, a goal to combine two of the greatest things of all time into one glorious universe.

And today, that thot™ is ready to be birthed into the interwebs. Welcome one and all to…

Challenge Masterlist

- Read all the fics for this challenge here!

Rules

- This challenge is for people 18 and over. I will be checking anyone who requests a prompt for ages in bios.

- All MARVEL, Chris Evans, and Sebastian Stan characters are acceptable (if you want to write for someone else, hit up my DMs and we can chat about it)

- Only one writer per prompt. I will cross out and tag you next to your prompt.

- Send me an ask with your prompt and character (if you need help choosing a monster or character, let the wheels of fortune decide for you - Monster // Character)

- You don’t have to directly use your prompt, but hopefully it will inspire you.

- The closing date for this challenge is October 31st.

- If you need to back out for whatever reason, just let me know! I understand that life is crazy and things come up.

- No word limit, but please for the love of god use a READMORE cut/tag on your fic.

- Please only submit fics that can be read by themselves.

- ALL kinds of pairings are accepted - Reader Inserts, OCs, and Character x Character.

- You can write your monsterfucking however you want, but please do not include parenthood, pregnancy, or having children (breeding kink is totally fine).

- Tag me in your fic and use the hashtag #SlothsMMMWritingChallenge

- Please include all necessary warnings in your fics

But Sloth, what is Monsterfucking?

Monsterfucking (lovingly) refers to the desire to fuck/love a consenting adult nonhuman being while the other partner is human (although not always). This is not furry-ism or beastiality. Some very common monsters from pop culture are Vampires, Werewolves, Orcs, Elves, Pixies/Fae, Mermaids, and the list goes on. There are a lot and they have all sorts of origins! This is a great way to explore a plethora of myths or social issues or kinks or literally anything, so have fun and be as dark, smutty, or soft as you want. You can read FanLore’s explanation of it here. Feel free to send me a message if you have any questions.

Prompts*

Cursed like a river / Make a boy shivers like - Slither by Bohnes @lokislastlove

My name is on your tongue / And boy, I bet it tastes like venom - Bite Your Kiss by DIAMANTE @justanawolf

Lucid reverence, floating in your sacred sin / Need your fire against my skin - Bloodstream by Transviolet @sunriserose1023

You were December / Eyes cold, freeze my blood - Lion by Saint Mesa @avintagekiss24

I could just make out one neon light, south off through the trees / My feet took off a walkin', before my mind caught up with me - Southern Babylon by Ashley McBryde @vineridden

Oh starlight, oh starlight / I'm walking through the starlight - Lay This Body Down by Sam Lee @lousianaspell

The wolves will chase you by the pale moonlight / (Drunk and driven by a devil's hunger) - Bottom of the River by Delta Rae @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Lie in circles on the sunlight / Shine like diamonds / On a dark night - Snake Song by Isobel Campbel, Mark Lanegan @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

You're in our talons now and we're never letting go / You're in our headlights frozen and, no, we're not stopping - In Our Talons by Bowerbirds @animnerd

No masters or kings when the ritual begins / There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin - Take Me To Church by Hozier @gotnofucks

Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips / We should just kiss like real people do - Like Real People Do by Hozier @the-iceni-bitch

I've known the warmth of your doorways / Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you - It Will Come Back by Hozier @clints-lucky-arrow

All the tales the same / Told before and told again - Sunlight by Hozier @sableseb

She feels no control of her body / She feels no safety in my arms - Foreigner’s God by Hozier @littlelioncub43

All my friends think you're vicious / And they say you're suspicious - I Feel Like I’m Drowning by Two Feet @angrythingstarlight

Won't accept your silence / Beg me for forgiveness - Blood // Water by grandson @thefaconthatcriedwolf

I love to watch the castles burn / These golden ashes turn to dirt - Play with Fire by Sam Tinnesz, Yacht Money @sparkledfirecracker

You say "I love you," but you hate me, and it's no wonder I was right - Don’t Fall for Monsters by DeathbyRomy @onlyjamesbarnes

Count my cards, watch them fall / Blood on a marble wall - You should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish @sciapod

Walking all alone, you know it's okay / 'Cause my tongue is sharper than a switchblade - Killer by Valerie Broussard @pseud-pseud-pseudio

You have trust issues, not to mention / They say they can smell your intentions - Heathens by Twenty One Pilots @cryptidcasanova

I dine with the blood on my hands / Thrive when I'm beatin' the man - Wreak Havoc by Skylar Grey @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay

Whenever you tell me I'm pretty / That's when the hunger really hits me - Cannibal by Kesha @give-me-a-moose

And he see the universe when I'm the company / It's all in me - God is a woman by Ariana Grande @cockslut-padalecki

Then I'ma start rocking gold teeth and fangs / Cause that's what a motherfucking monster do - Monster by Kanye West, Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver

I wanna savor, save it for later / The taste of flavor, 'cause I'm a taker - Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande @patheticallysentimental

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah) / Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah) - WAP by Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion @anju-writes

Sorry, but I really had to wake you / See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you - Dead Girl Walking by Barrett Wilbert Weed, Ryan McCartan @nbraraeaves

Cocaine and drinkin' with your friends / You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend / I'm not fazed, only here to sin - Montero (Call Me By Your Name) by Lil Nas X @geminixevans

You're on top, I put you on top / I claimed you so proud and openly, babe - Call Out My Name by The Weeknd @romancherry

Coming from the lips of an angel / Hearing those words, it makes me weak - Lips Of An Angel by Hinder @dreamlessinparis

You know I can't stand it / You're running around / You know better daddy - I Put A Spell On You by Annie Lennox @stuckysdumbbitch

Knew you were special from the moment I saw you, I saw you, yeah - Angel by The Weeknd @noforkingclue

I can still feel your breath all over me, feeling me / I could fuck with you for eternity, infinity - Infinity by Niykee Heaton @darkficsyouneveraskedfor

Come on now lover, won't you follow my lead / And we'll move on into the night - All on My Mind by Anderson East @tom-whore-dleston

Take a look in the mirror / And what do you see / Do you see it clearer / Or are you deceived - Human by Rag n Bone Man @tonarinotogepi

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me / And I just love your flashy ways - Hypnotize by Anna Kova @bonkywobble

Baby you're my ocean, I can't stop swimming / The salt of your waves, and I can't stop sipping - Black Magic by Jaymes Young @5littleassbutts

Send chills up and down your spine / Juices flowing down your thigh - Pony by Leon Bridges @kim-monsterlings

Oh, concubine, what are you made of? / No resource on this earth is that soft - Freak Like Me by NoMBe @sweeterthanthis

Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head / Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end? - Monster by Skillet @sagechanoafterdark

I'm only a man with a candle to guide me / I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me - Monster by Imagine Dragon @navybrat817

But what the fuck's it gonna take for me to make her see? Strip her naked and take her keys - Black Magic by Eminem, Skylar Grey @awesomerextyphoon

Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies / Break the silence, damn the dark, damn the light - The Chain by Fleetwood Mac @boxofbonesfic

All these rumors bein' spreaded / Might as well go 'head and whip it - Fetish by Selena Gomez, Gucci Mane @littlenymphie

Well I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you / I want to make you move because you're standing still - Paralyzer by Finger Eleven @danneelsmain

I'm so addicted to all the things you do / When you're going down on me / In between the sheets - Addicted by Saving Abel @thatdarkfanficstuff

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop / I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much) - Poison by Alice Cooper @foxgloveprincess

I'm on the way to the promised land / I'm on the highway to hell - Highway to Hell by AC/DC @captainapple

I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track - Animals by Nickelback @thedarkplume

So kiss me on the mouth and set me free / But please don't bite - BITE by Troye Sivan @divine-mistake

Oh can you save me from the sickness of love? / I spin a silver string and hang up all the stars that you'll find - Speak in Tongues by Machineheart @boop-le-snoot

Freak like me You want a good girl that does bad things (to you) You never been with no one as nasty (as me) Spice up your life, come get a freak - Freak by Doja Cat @afriendlyblackhottie

You like the way the water tastes/You knew but it was never safe - Beware by Deftones @fineanddandy

What would it take? What else should I do? How far must I go to prove that I love you? I'll get you yet. - Mx. Sinister by IDKHow @missjaystone

You let me violate you / You let me desecrate you. - Closer by Nine Inch Nails @plaid-shirtsandvibranium-arms

*If none of these appeal to you, hit me up and I can pull a lyric/song from my reserves for you.

You can listen to all these songs and more here at this Spotify Playlist

#SlothsMMMWritingChallenge #writing challenge #marvel writing challenge #monster fucking #monsterfucking #exophilia #tetrophilia #mcu #marvel #avengers #sebastian stan characters #chris evans characters

[little-diable]

Cola - Negan x reader smut

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola My eyes are wide like cherry pies I got a taste for men who are older It's always been, so it's no surprise

Strutting along the long hallways of the Sanctuary with my head held high, a powerful feeling flooding through my veins. I could feel the anticipation rising as I came to a halt in front of his door. “Come on in doll”, my knees got weak at his voice. That fucker, he knew the effect he had on me.

I pressed a deep kiss onto his full lips and took a hold of his red scarf. That scarf, Jesus. I let myself fall backwards onto the bed, taking him with me. After kissing for a sweet minute, I ran my fingers along the outlines of his leather jacket.

My trembling fingers opened his jacket and he took it off, his typical white shirt underneath. His fingers found the way underneath my black top, cupping my boobs, running his fingers along the black lace, his favorite. A deep groan left his throat as I kissed along his neck leaving marks. He flipped us over and I took my shirt off in the process. My nips were hard as steel and I could feel myself dripping.

Ah he's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby

“Pretty baby, the things you do to me”, he groaned while his tongue circled my nipples. My back arched towards Negan as my breathing rapidly quickened. My hands finding their way underneath his shirt feeling his chest hair, knowing exactly where to find his skull tattoo. He took his sweet time, his fingers popping open the button of my black jeans, he laid me down on the bed and took off my jeans and panties. “I will never get tired of this sight, your throbbing cunt, longing for my touch and my tongue, isn’t that so babydoll?”, his voice raspy as he made his way to my center. I could barely form any rational words in my head “yes daddy.”

Come on baby, let's ride We can escape to the great sunshine I know your wife and she wouldn't mind We made it out to the other side We made it out to the other side We made it out to the other side

The things this man could do with his tongue and fingers. After showing my clit some love he inserted two fingers into my cunt “you are leaking babygirl, all for me?”. “Yes daddy, please, please don’t stop – oh god- I beg you”, he quickened the pace of his fingers while he sucked on my sensitive nub. I could feel myself getting closer to my relief, he curled his fingers and put some pressure on my g-point. With a “oh fuck” I was pushed over the edge. “You are doing so well babygirl, I don’t think I can wait any longer.”, He got rid of the rest of his clothing, his length standing proud and tall, leaking some precum. I took a hold of his cock, sucking on the head, tasting his salty flavor, running my fingers along his veins. He took my ponytail in his fist, his cock leaving my mouth with a pop, leaving a bit of saliva running down my mouth. “I need to be inside of you. Now.”, he pushed me back onto his bed.

I fall asleep in an American flag I wear my diamonds on Skid Row I pledge allegiance to my dad For teaching me everything he knows

Ah he's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy (I come alive, alive) All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah

His dick pressed into my entrance as a mere “daddy” left my mouth repeating itself like a mantra stuck into my head. He roughly pushed into me, a deep moan leaving his mouth “fuck I love that you are still so tight for me pretty baby”. We quickly found a perfect rhythm, he sucked on my neck while he gripped the headboard of his bed with one hand, the other one was fisting the pillow my head was placed on. My back arched, my toes curled, my finger leaving deep scratch marks along his back.

Drugs, suck it up like vanilla icys Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys Decorate my neck, diamantes ices Woah, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Oh, oh, oh Oh, yeah

My pussy spasmed around his cock, I could feel my second orgasm nearing at a fast pace. His thrust got deeper and rougher, I was sure that he’d leave some marks on my hips. Negan sucked on my lips, bruising them, showing me that I belong to him, only him. The hand next to my head found its way to my clit, rubbing it, pushing me closer and closer.

Come on baby, let's ride We can escape to the great sunshine I know your wife and she wouldn't mind We made it out to the other side Come on baby, let's ride We can escape to the great sunshine We made it out to the other side We made it out to the other side

He lifted my hips a bit, squeezing my throat, I could feel the air leaving my lungs, while ramming into me set on a deadly pace. “Cum for me babygirl”, a silent scream left my throat as he pushed me over the edge. I could feel myself blackening out for a moment, he let go of my neck, shooting deep ropes of cum into my core.

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola Oooh, aaah My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola Oooh, aaah My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola Oooh, yeah

#negan #Negan x reader #Negan imagine #imagine #lana del rey #cola #smut #negan smut #jeffrey dean morgan #walking dead #lyrics #fanfic #one shot #negan one shot #fanfiction #twd #negan x oc #negan x you #negans thirst squad

[xxsovereignsarayaxx]

Fifty Shades of Mikaelson

Shade 1: Chapter 3

Authors Note: We are now delving into R-rated terms so its time to hang out the banners to say that this is now 18+ fic so kiddos turn away now please.  Word Count: 2390 Warnings: (18+) The odd swear word. Mentions of sexual content. Pairing: Klaus Mikaelson x Reader (Reader Insert)

Fifty Shades Tag List: @xxwritemeastoryxx​ @tomarisela​ @akshi8278​​ 

You can catch up on the previous chapters here. Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Arriving back at my apartment I slung my handbag on the sofa and made a beeline for my bedroom. In a mad online shopping binge I had purchased a simple yet elegant and very sexy pale apricot little number. Just covering my knees it showed the right amount of leg, cleavage  and defined all of my curves thanks to the bodycon style of the dress. I would just need to pick out the perfect set of shoes to accompany the dress from my ever-growing shoe collection at the bottom of my closet. 

Opening said closet I moved the large rack of clothes to one side and carefully pulled out my dress for tonight's proceedings. With the dress still on its hanger I slotted it on the door for it to hang as I bent down and opened up the first box of heels. 

Looking up and down at the shoes then the dress I shook my head and closed the lid setting it to the side and picked out another set. Doing this motion a few more times and I ended up settling for a pair of strappy black heels which would give me the extra height boost that I was known for and loved. Finishing my outfit designing session I walked over to where I kept my jewelry, opening the small velvet box I inherited from my grandmother I picked out some crystal earrings, a white watch and diamante choker style necklace. 

Checking my hair and makeup by using the large mirror that was situated in the living room about an hour and forty five minutes later, my makeup looked like it was done by the gods and I was dressed to the nines fluffing my hair just giving that extra bit of volume I heard the doorbell to my apartment go off. Grabbing my jacket and handbag I headed to the door opening it slowly.

“Always enjoy making me wait don’t you love?” Klaus teases.

“And yet you love the chase.” I teased back.

“I must say you look ravishing.” He says in that tone of voice I just love whilst offering me his arm.. 

“You don’t scrub up badly yourself either.” I reply and take his arm and with that we left.

We arrived at the restaurant and were led to our table. Klaus pulls out a chair for me to sit down. 

“I have another proposal for you, love.” Klaus smirks at me, as he takes his seat..  

Resting my head in my hand I flirtishly flutter my long eyelashes at him. “Oh do tell.” I whisper seductively.

“I know you enjoy playing this game of risk we have going on and I wanted to ask if you wanted to take it to the next step?” 

“And what did you have in mind?” I purred. 

“Dominant and Submissive.” Klaus says as he pulls a folded document from the pocket inside his suit jacket and slides it on the table.

Unfolding the document I gave it a glance. “Is this what I think it is?” I teased playfully.

“If you mean a Dominant/Submissive contract then yes.” He replies with a smirk.

“Give it a read when you get home.” He adds. 

A waiter comes and puts down a champagne bucket filled with ice and places champagne flutes in front of each of us, lifts the bottle from the ice pops the cork and fills each glass up around three-quarters full. 

“A toast, here’s to my new business negotiator.” Klaus says raising his glass in the air. 

“Cheers.” We say in unison and clink glasses together.

Shortly after our toast another waiter appeared and took our orders, Klaus ordered a medium rare steak while I ordered a mushroom risotto. Whilst we were waiting for our food we discussed a little business. 

“I will get in touch with the Salvatore office tomorrow to see if we can get a meeting to renegotiate the business deal we had with them previously before your little mishap. And what have we learned about taking representatives out for dinner?” I told him, sipping my drink.

“Not to do such a thing, especially if the boss fancies them.” Klaus replied with a chuckle.

“Exactly. It’s a disaster waiting to happen.”

The rest of the evening was lovely. Our meals were simply divine and Klaus ended the evening with a walk through the local park nearby from my apartment complex. The fresh air and the cooling temperature was the perfect pairing to this night. As we walked through the park, Klaus draped his overcoat over my shoulders. 

“Seems you can be a gentleman when the time arises.” I teased. 

“Y/N love, you bring out the best in me.” 

“Don’t get sappy on my now Klaus.” I replied and planted a kiss to his cheek, the stubble on his face tickled my lips. 

As the night came to a close Klaus walked me back to my apartment, said our goodbyes, planted the contract firmly in my hands and parted ways. Draping my jacket over the back of the couch I slipped off my shoes and padded to my bedroom. 

Laying on the bed I glanced at the contracts first page.

Contract Made this day _____ of 2020 (‘The Commencement Date’) Between Mr Niklaus Mikaelson of 259 Wellington Road, Richmond Virginia (‘The Dominant’) And  Miss Y/N L/N of 173 of Lambeth Avenue, Richmond Virginia (‘The Submissive’)  BOTH THE PARTIES AGREE AS FOLLOWS 1. The following are the terms of a binding contract between the Dominant and the Submissive.  FUNDAMENTAL TERMS 2.  The fundamental purpose of this contract is to allow both the Dominant and the Submissive to explore his/hers sensuality and her limits safely, with due respect for his/her needs, limits and well-being. 3. Both the Dominant and the Submissive agree and acknowledge that all that occurs under the terms of this agreement will be confidential and subject to the agreed terms and safety measures set out in the contract. (Any additional requirements may be agreed in writing with prior notice.)

I took a breather from reading. It seems that Klaus was serious about this but from looking at it, it seemed to be a general contract agreeing terms and limits. Nothing too difficult. I glanced at the clock seeing the time was close to midnight and settled back continuing to read what I was going to get myself into.   

I went into the office as normal the next morning and arrived before Klaus which was no shocker there, as I made my way to my desk I switched on my computer and headed off to the break room to make myself my usual cup of coffee. Returning with coffee in hand I sat in my chair and loaded up Klaus’ schedule for the day, seeing that he had a reasonable free afternoon I slotted in a meeting appointment at half three. Writing the added change to his day on a postit note I walked into his office and stuck it to his computer monitor and left. After reading through the contract last night it got me thinking about some of the much needed changes and a ‘business meeting’ would be the perfect place to do so.

About thirty minutes later Klaus walked into the office and stood at my desk whilst I was on the phone to Stefan’s assistant Katherine, but she currently put me on hold and I was getting bored and starting to twiddle the phone cord around my finger. 

“Who are you on the phone to?” He asked in a low tone.

“No, hello Y/N you look nice this morning or thank you for last night I had a lovely time?” I said sarcastically, giving him an eye roll.

“Hello Y/N, you look lovely this morning and thank you for last night.” Klaus deadpanned. 

I gave him a smirk. “I’m trying to get a meeting with Stefan and or Damon, but their secretary is currently giving me the run around. She is getting on my last nerve.”

“Oh hello. Yes this is Y/N, still calling from Mikaelson Enterprises.” I replied into the phone trying to hold back the sarcasm. 

“I’m afraid that Stefan can’t make any further meetings for the foreseeable future.” 

And with that the line went dead.

“Son of a bitch!” I yelled, slamming the phone back into the receiver. Huffing and then leaning back in my chair crossing my arms. 

“What did she say?” Klaus asked as he motioned for me to come into his office.

Getting up from my chair I followed him. “Said that Stefan can’t make any future meetings. Katherine Pierce is one fickle bitch, I have no idea how her and Elena are actually related.” 

“Pardon?” Klaus says with an uneasy look on his face.

“Don’t tell me you’ve slept with her too?” I laughed.

“Go on about how her and Elena Gilbert are related.” 

“Ok so Katherine and Elena are twins but their biological mother gave them up as babies. They were both adopted by two different families. But somehow managed to both work for Damon and Stefan. Katherine is Stefan’s assistant whilst Elena is Damon’s.” I explained. 

“You know the ins and outs don’t you?” 

“We secretaries have our own world and we all get along...usually. Anyway you have your scheduled meeting with Elijah in an hour and then I presume you and Kol will be off to the distillery before your appointment at half-past three. So don’t drink too much, you’ll need to be sober to think.” 

“I don’t have any meetings this afterno…” Klaus started but I motioned for him to look at his monitor with my finger.      

“I have a meeting this afternoon.” He stated.

“Oh he reads, you make me so proud.” I said sarcastically. 

The morning had gone without a hitch and Klaus and Kol had indeed left for the distillery and I carried on doing my jobs for the day. And both brothers came back to the office around five minutes before our meeting. 

Klaus swung by my work space. “Can you show the client to the meeting room and I will be along shortly. Just need to go to the little boy's-room love.” 

I nodded. “It’s already set up, enjoy your meeting.” I replied with a sly smile as he already turned his back and headed to the toilets. 

Seeing my opportunity I got up and picked up a folder and headed to the meeting room and took a seat at the head of the table, setting out my contract with the notes I had made along with a pen. 

Klaus walked into the office two minutes later and well the look on his face was a picture worth keeping. “Not the kind of meeting I had in mind love.” 

“What a better way to test drive my new position in the company.” I stated, straightening my posture. 

Clearing his throat Klaus took a seat at the other end of the table, spotting a clean copy of the contract in front of him along with a pen. “So Y/N love, this is your meeting. Proceed when you're ready.”  

“Alright, so page 1. There is a typo mistake in my last name. Please change it.” I said glancing from my notes to Klaus.

Hearing the pen make a note on the page. “An oversight love, I promise.” 

“Next is page 3. The Submissive shall submit to any sexual activity demanded by the Dominant and shall do so without hesitation or argument. Demanded?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Yes demanded.” He deadpans. 

“Ok, so page 5. Appendix 3. Soft limits.” 

“Following you love.” He says. 

“See anal fisting?” I asked plainly. 

“Yes?” Klaus replied, looking up smirking.

“Strike it out.” I said coldly. 

He let out a huff. “As you wish.” 

“You can cross out vaginal fisting whilst you’re at it.” I told him, eyeing him up and down.

“You positive love?” He asked, playfully.

“Crystal.” 

“And whilst we are on that page. Is the use of sex toys acceptable to the Submissive? Vibrators? Ok. Dildo’s? Fine, but I do prefer the real thing. If you know what I mean. Genital Clamps? Absolutely not, whilst I am all for spicing up my sex life clamps of any sort are not wanted nor appreciated.” 

“Consider it done Y/N love.” Klaus said in a seductive gravely tone. 

Klaus takes a moment and gets up from his seat, he heads to the cupboard in the room and pulls out a bottle of bourbon and two glasses. He pours two glasses and places one in front of me and then returns to his seat. 

“Getting me intoxicated won’t help your case Mr Mikaelson.” I said playfully. 

He takes a sip from the glass. “No harm in one drink Miss L/N.” I said back. 

“I’m impressed how dedicated you are to this meeting.” 

“I handle your business meetings for a living now Klaus you don’t expect me to half arse it do you?” 

“And that is why I have something else for you, you’re free to request it in the new version of the contract or it can be a verbal agreement between us. But how about I’ll pay you double for the three Saturdays you work?” He asked.

“I would say not to mix business and pleasure but it’s a little late for that don’t you? I’ll accept the double pay but let's not put that in writing, don’t want to give your brother or his lawyers the wrong idea.” I replied with a smirk. 

“I assure you neither my brother nor his firm will lay a hand on this contract love.”

“Back to business then. Bondage? I’m ok with rope, leather cuffs and handcuffs are a fan favourite. Lose the tape and definitely the cable ties.” I stated. 

“Not in a d.i.y mood then Y/N?” He teased. 

I rolled my eyes at his comment. 

“Does the Submissive content to accept the following forms of punishment/discipline? Biting? No, what are you an animal?”

He smirked.

“Genital clamps? We discussed this already. Hotwax? No. Ice? Sounds interesting wouldn’t see it as a punishment though. Whipping? Debatable.” I stated, following my finger as it glided down the page and stopped. 

“Spanking? Well as long as I can call you Daddy.” 

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Top 5 favorite books?

this is such a hard one, you know? like there’s so many? this is gonna be a combo of some all time faves, and ones i just recently read and liked

human acts by han kang (first time i read something in second person, if i hadnt read this i probably wouldn’t be able to write decent reader-inserts)

monkey by wu ch'eng-en

the old man and the sea by ernest hemingway

educated by tara westover

the red tent by anita diamant

#ask camila #alpuroamor

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❄ A V X Reader set in an Alternate Universe. ❄

❄ The Christmas sequel for the Halloween Special, ✒ P.S. I Love You ✒ ❄

❄ The desire to go out and have fun with friends. The longing to have a peaceful sleep.

And wanting to move on,...

V will grant you these three wishes you requested last Halloween.

He will give you everything you deserved, and more.

He will make you,... the happiest woman on earth. ❄

❄ The Cast, so far,... ❄

❄ V, The Mysterious One ( Owen Hamze ) ❄

❄ Nico, The Artisan Of Arms ( Emily Bador ) ❄

❄ Shadow, The Feline Familiar ❄

❄ Griffon, The Demonic Avian ❄

❄ Avery E. Francisco ( OC, Marlies, name by @la-vita ) ❄

❄ Roman Mikael Francisco ( OC, Oscar Kindelan, name by @micaelagua ) ❄

❄ Dante, The Legendary Devil Hunter ( Adam Cowie ) ❄

❄ Nero, The Young Devil Hunter ( Karlo Baker ) ❄

❄ Lady, The Walking Arsenal ( Andrea Tivadar ) ❄

❄ Trish, The Bewitching Devil ( Ariana Diamant ) ❄

❄ Nightmare, Ultimate Weapon Of Hell ❄

❄ Christopher Lancaster ( OC, Henry Cavill ) ❄

❄ Grandma Adelaide ( OC ) ❄

And

❄ You, (Y/N) (L/N) ( Insert your photo here😁😁😁 ) ❄

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P.S. Please, let me know if you want to be tagged for future updates of this story.😁😁😁

Enjoy!😁😁😁

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Book Review

The Red Tent by Anita Diamant. New York: Picador USA, 1997.

Rating: 3/5 stars

Genre: historical fiction

Part of a Series? No.

Summary: Her name is Dinah. In the Bible, her life is only hinted at in a brief and violent detour within the more familiar chapters of the Book of Genesis that are about her father, Jacob, and his dozen sons. Told in Dinah's voice, this novel reveals the traditions and turmoils of ancient womanhood--the world of the red tent. It begins with the story of her mothers--Leah, Rachel, Zilpah, and Bilhah--the four wives of Jacob. They love Dinah and give her gifts that sustain her through a hard-working youth, a calling to midwifery, and a new home in a foreign land.

***Full review under the cut.***

Trigger Warnings: domestic violence, childbirth, miscarriage, abortion, references to bestiality, mild sexual content, rape

Overview: I remember this book making a big splash when it came out. At the time, I wasn’t allowed to read it, so it kind of slipped my mind until this year, when I bought a copy while I was used book shopping. I’m quite a sucker for women’s history and retellings of historical stories from women’s point of view, so I was excited to read this. While I can’t speak to the historical accuracy or Judaism of this book, I think I can speak to the craft of the novel. This book is important in the same way that Mists of Avalon is important - it makes room for women’s voices and stories, de-centering the male perspective on monumental narratives. However, I don’t think Diamant did enough to make Dinah’s story a true story of sisterhood, and the novel as a whole left me wanting more.

Writing: Diamant’s prose is pretty easy to read. There are some nice metaphors here and there, and vivid imagery, but overall, it’s not extremely lyrical or dense. As a result, the book is a little bit more accessible to readers who are either unfamiliar with the Biblical story or don’t know much about ancient history. I do think, however, that Diamant writes in a way that keeps Dinah at a distance from what’s happening to her. The novel is in first person, but I still ended up feeling like I was reading Dinah’s relation of events after the fact, when she had some distance on things. As a result, I didn’t quite feel any emotional suspense.

Plot: The Red Tent for the most part retells the story of Isaac’s son, Jacob, from the Bible, beginning with his arrival in Heran and betrothal to Laban’s daughters. The last third breaks from Biblical events and follows Dinah after the death of her first husband and she tries to rebuild her life in Egypt. For a good portion of the book (maybe 1/3-1/2), Dinah is either absent or merely relating events as a bystander; I didn’t get the sense that the story was her own until much later in the novel. Though Dinah tells readers in the prologue that part of her purpose is to relate her mothers’ stories and pass down information about the women in her family, I do wish more was done to center Dinah’s voice and experiences. Since family is so central to the book, this could have been achieved through more meaningful interactions between Dinah and her mothers. Dinah’s voice does come through during the events of her “rape” and subsequent life in Egypt. These parts of the book, for me, were a little more engaging, as they retold a story which originally is centered on male violence. I will say, though, that I think Dinah fell in love with her husbands too quickly. She seems to be in love with them after meeting them only once or twice, so the air of “insta-love” abounded. But overall, I thought that the pacing of the book was a little uneven. There are large stretches of time where it seems like we are just being walked through daily life of Jacob and his family, or through Dinah’s loneliness in Egypt, and while these moments are valuable for getting a sense of what life was like in the ancient world, I think these descriptions could have been combined with more character work - have some interactions, for example, between Dinah and the people around her that generate stronger emotional attachments. There are some small interactions scattered throughout the book, but I didn’t quite feel they were given the weight they needed.

Characters: Dinah, our POV character, admittedly doesn’t seem to have much personality; even though the book is told in first person, Dinah seems to just be relating events. I didn’t get much of a sense of her as a person, even when she started talking about her own life. I mostly got the sense that she was a bystander until her first husband was killed, and then, she was mostly unhappy. Even when she found happiness in her second husband, she seemed to be anxious a lot. I found myself wishing that Dinah could have a little more joy in her life. The women were distinct in ways I found compelling. Leah was hard-working and skilled at a lot of things, and was in charge of running everything in the domestic sphere; Rachel devoted herself to midwifery when she realized she was infertile, which made her more mature in an interesting way; Bilhah had a way of seeing things that made her connect with people emotionally; and Zilpah was only interested in her deities and refused to bear children after her first time, which honestly was great. I also really liked Meryt, Dinah’s fellow midwife in Egypt, since she refused to let Dinah disappear in her depression. The male characters overall felt underdeveloped, which honestly would have been fine if they hadn’t been constantly interrupting the women’s stories so much. Since women are often underdeveloped in stories about men, flipping the script would have been great, but Jacob is pretty central to the plot, as are a few of Dinah’s brothers and her grandfather. Speaking of whom, Laban was awful. He had no redeeming qualities, which made him feel less like a character and more like a villainous archetype.

Other Feminism: While I don’t think this book explicitly claims to be a feminist retelling of a Biblical story, there is something inherently feminist about centering women’s stories and voices. That aspect of the book was valuable, though I do wish more was done to enhance the sense that this was a story about women who are marginalized in the original text, and I wish that more was done to strengthen the bonds between women rather than drive them apart. For example, Leah and Rachel are in conflict a lot over Jacob, which got kind of annoying. I understand that patriarchy structured a lot of ancient life, but so much of the story was about the women’s feelings for Jacob and bearing sons and making him happy, rather than taking refuge in each other. There was some, but I wanted more. There was also conflict between Dinah and Re-nefer over “custody” of Dinah’s son, and Re-nefer essentially takes over as mother just because she can. I wish the two had bonded more, rather than have their relationship look more like a master and servant. However, I did like that this book wasn’t afraid to talk about things like menstruation, childbirth, miscarriage, and infertility. When this novel first came out in the 90s, I think a lot of those things generated some controversy. They’re still controversial, to an extent, so I liked that they were discussed so openly. However, despite all that, I didn’t get the sense that there was much of a strong bond between Dinah and the women she helped deliver. They largely go unnamed or are small stories to fill space. I wanted a lot more emotional connection to Dinah’s work as a midwife. I also really didn’t like how the story treated Ruti, Laban’s concubine. Laban abuses her physically, emotionally, and sexually, while her children mistreat her and the other women keep their distance. There were moments when the other women were kind to her, but overall, I wish more was done to show how women could be supports to one another when a husband treated them badly. Religion: Despite this book being a retelling of an Old Testament story, the “God of Abraham and Isaac” is not the only god in the story. The wives worship various other gods, which to some may feel like a haphazard insertion of “mother goddess” paganism, but to me, it felt like an acknowledgement of the religious plurality of the time. I recently learned of the many different competing religions of the ancient world, and how Yahweh and El were perceived as different entities for a time. It seems refreshing, then, that this book do something by way of showing how religion wasn’t centralized or unified across populations.

Recommendations: I would recommend this novel if you’re interested in the Old Testament, the story of Jacob, women’s history, retellings of patriarchal stories, and midwifery.

#book reviews

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"Hey that's gross"

yes its true this blog has gotten pretty nsfw (as the kids say) so im gonna turn it back down a notch with my favorite boys id like to :) hug :) -Gus (only the X one (ok maybe X2 (no wait all of them)) -Those DDR robots -Some of the Rages -good ol’ Johnny -Tetsuo -Voltenizer Maxima -That -That IIDX guy -Who is he? -Who knows -Oh and a few other IIDX guys -Mr B. Bones -Diamante -ROCKET86 -Dance ManiaX -One of those what are they called graficas question mark question mark question mark question mark spelled out yeah that one i think his name is roar are are are are are wait siri no thats not what i -Mambo A Go Go -The jubeat saucer machine with an insert pass reader

Thank you

#bemani

[libraryreads]

Readers’ Advisory Interview: LynnDee Wathen

We here at LibraryReads release a monthly list of the top ten most-nominated titles that librarians across the county love - we do this so that librarians can add tools to their Readers’ Advisory toolbox to better help library patrons. But for some of us, RA is a tricky thing. How do we bring it up to patrons? What does Readers’ Advisory look like? Which resources are the most useful? In the first in a recurring series, we ask librarians to share their own experiences, tools, and advice. 

Let’s get started. Who are you and where do you work?

Hello! My name is LynnDee Wathen and I am the Assistant Branch Manager at the Oak Grove branch of the Mid-Continent Public Library in Missouri.

How did you become a librarian? What was the process or history that got you here?

I grew up going to the library all the time, but never really thought about being a librarian. It wasn’t until I was working at the library on campus while in undergrad that it was presented to me that librarianship could be a thing. My supervisor suggested I major in library science, but being a 20something punk I was like “don’t tell me what to do”. So I majored in sociology instead.

After graduation, I got a job at Springfield-Greene County Library as a circulation assistant, and after I had been there for about 6 months it finally hit me that the library was my jam. It mixes my two favorite things: people & books.

So I worked at SGCL for about 2.5 years, worked at Maricopa County Library District in Arizona for about 10 months before making my way back to Missouri and with MCPL. I was working full time at the Parkville branch for a little more than a year and a half before being promoted to assistant branch manager.

Have you always been a fan of Readers’ Advisory? If not, how did you become a fan?

I’ve always been a fan of recommending books to people, but I didn’t know about Readers’ Advisory until I started going to workshops and then taking a class in grad school specifically about RA. Once I realized that Readers’ Advisory was a thing, I was all on board.

What is the genre/section of the library you’re most comfortable with?

I feel pretty good with YA, historical fiction, and nonfiction.

What is the genre/section of the library you most fear?

Oof, uh I would say YA contemporary, romance, religious fiction, scifi/fantasy, and paranormal. I wouldn’t say I fear them, but I don’t read those genres as frequently (or at all) so it’s harder for me to come up with titles for those.

When someone asks for a reading recommendation, how do you go about answering their question?

If they’re wanting read-alikes, then I go to Novelist or Goodreads. If they’re just wanting something to read, I ask them what kind of genres they like and what authors and then I kind of go from there. I might look up to see if an author they like came out with a new book or find a similar author. Kind of just depends!

What is your favorite book (or books!) to recommend to people?

Oooh don't get me started with my faves! Currently I would say: REJECTED PRINCESSES by Jason Porath, HAMILTON: THE REVOLUTION by Lin-Manuel Miranda, THE BOSTON GIRL by Anita Diamant, NOTORIOUS RBG by Irin Carmon, The Unwind dystology by Neal Shusterman, THE WRIGHT BROTHERS by David McCullough, UPROOTED by Naomi Novik, LOCK IN by John Scalzi, and THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL (comic series) by Ryan North. I try to have a title for each genre if I can.

You're a booktuber - how does social media help you find titles and/or sharpen your RA skills?

Well I got into #booktube through #bookstagram, which is just pictures of books on Instagram. I would say that social media is great for connecting to other readers and librarians, who in turn introduce you to titles you might not have heard of or considered. What's helpful is the wrap-ups & reviews on booktube & bookstagram; these are usually coming from readers who have no ties to the book industry, so they're unbiased. Twitter is another great place to connect; it's how I found out about #diversathon & #ownvoices, which are movements for readers to read more diversely, and for publishers to (hopefully) publish more diversely.

How does LibraryReads help you with Readers' Advisory? (Or does it?)

Ok, so this is where I fail at librarianship, because I actually don't currently use LibraryReads (insert epic facepalm). But I promise I'll start! It's just one of those sites that's not prevalent on our work computers. (like I access NoveList through our main website.)  But I promise I will rectify this travesty immediately!

What RA advice would you give a younger version of yourself?

Don't be afraid to recommend/suggest titles you haven't read. I used to think like, how can I tell someone to read this book that I myself haven't read? But now if someone is wanting a title in a genre I don't read, then I have no problem going on to Goodreads or social media (or LibraryReads!) to find something for the reader to read. Oh, and don't take it personally if you recommend a title and the reader doesn't like it. What's great about reading is that each reader brings their own experience to the story, so the story touches each reader in unique ways. Also, differences in opinion can open the door to dialogue and make for great discussion.

Thanks, LynnDee! You can see what she’s currently reading on Twitter, Instagram, GoodReads (under LynnDee), and (of course!) YouTube.

#readadv #libraryreads #readersadvisory