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how-to-make-soup · 2 years
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Astrology✨✨✨
Aries: you’re there. You’re??? Certainly there. Probably licks your friends unprompted.
Taurus: Def cut worms in half thinking they would become two worms as a child.
Gemini: it’s with great sadness I must let you know that you are absolutely fucked up just a fucked up lil person. you probably keep a knife in your sock for Normal Purposes
Cancer: normal???? Maybe. If you squint. Clear your search history. I know what’s in there. You disgust me.
Leo: Probably a monster fucker.
Virgo: it’s giving 14-year-old’s angst energy. Probably analyzed an anime/kdrama/cartoon/emo song unironically in an essay at some point
Libra: put down tumblr. Go outside. Touch grass.
Scorpio: hot. But in an unhinged-will-mail-you-someone’s-toes-at-3-am-way
Sagittarius: You don’t have a drivers licence.
Capricorn: you’re an asshole but it’s ok cause you’re definitely correct. Probably would cut an arm off in a zombie apocalypse just to have a fun lil silly goofy time.
Aquarius: You edge dangerously close to kinning cartoon characters. If you actually kin characters it’s probably an evangelion character
Pisces: you should be thankful I even put you on this list.
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7ndipity · 3 months
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Their Ideal Types
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Summary: What I believe the members ideal types would be.
Warnings: Swearing, not proofread
A/N: Thanks to the lovely anon who requested this! Please bear in mind tho that these are just my personal opinions, based on what I’ve observed from their personalities and with some references to their astrology charts(if you’re not into that, just ignore those points on each list)
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Jin:
His Capricorn venus means that he’s a little old fashioned in his style of romance, which I think reflects in his statements in the past about being a classic hopeless romantic. He wants someone who he can sweep off their feet and eventually settle down with.
I don’t think he has a huge preference on age, I feel like he’d kinda want either a little older/younger rather than the same age tho.
He’s said once that he wanted someone a little on the chubby side(granted, this was years ago, so I don’t know if that’s still true), he also strikes me as someone who would be drawn more to the classic ‘girly’ vibe(pastel colors, flowy layers, fluffy sweaters, etc) but I think the main vibe he’d look for in a partner is comfort. I don’t quite know how else to describe it other than ‘Ghibli vibes’ if that makes sense?
He would want someone with a classy/graceful air, who’s confident in themselves and not afraid to take the lead sometimes and stand up for themselves.
Someone mature, but not too serious, with a good sense of humor and who’s not afraid to be silly sometimes. Someone affectionate, but not overly clingy.
Someone patient and understanding, who makes it easy for him to open up and be vulnerable.
Yoongi:
Pisces are already very deep feeling signs, but coupled with his Venus in Aries, Yoongi can sometimes come off rather intense in regards to relationships. He’s very matter of fact about his feelings sometimes, and I think he wants someone who can match his frankness. He doesn’t have patience for mind games, if you’re into him, fucking say it.
He’s said before that he doesn’t really have a type, at least when it comes to physical appearances or styles. Imo tho, I feel like he would be into someone with a casual, more tomboyish style(oversized hoodies/sweaters, layered shirts, sneakers, shorter hair)
Doesn’t really have a preference on age either.
He’s said before that he wanted someone similar to himself, with a deep passion for music and creating. Obviously, that doesn’t mean you have to be a professional artist/musician(I actually think he would prefer someone outside the industry, or at least outside the Idol/Kpop sphere), but he definitely needs someone who’s a fellow creative type who can understand that side of him.
Someone patient and warm, with an infectious energy that can help bring his mood up(kinda like Hobi), with a sharp sense of humor like his own.
I think he would like someone who’s somewhat independent, who knows what they want and isn’t willing to take shit from anyone.
Hobi:
His Pisces Venus means he’s very go with the flow when it comes to relationships, so he would want something very relaxed, without any chase or mind games, or anything too rushed either. He wants someone he can just ‘be’ with.
I think he’d prefer someone slightly younger, not significantly tho, just a couple years or so.
I think he’d be into someone ‘cute’, though maybe not necessarily in fashion sense, moreso just their general energy. Style-wise, I think he’d like someone who similar taste as him, more streetwear type clothes.
Someone bright and easygoing, who’s equally happy with going out or staying at home and doing nothing. Someone energetic, who not afraid to be silly at times.
Someone very sweet, kind and gracious(lowkey think he would be into the “mom friend” personality)
He’s said before he wanted to feel cherished in a relationship, so I think he would want someone he can take care of, big fan of skinship(bordering on a little clingy). Someone who makes him feel needed/wanted, who dotes on him over little things.
Namjoon:
Namjoon is like a textbook Virgo, very grounded and practical. However, his Venus in Scorpio means he’s quite intense emotionally and sexually, so he would want a partner that can balance or match his intensity.
I think he would prefer someone his age or slightly younger.
I remember Jk saying once that Joon was into the ‘cute but sexy’ vibe, and I think that’s still true to an extent, he finds people with range very attractive. I don’t know that he really has a preferred style, maybe something more simplistic like his?
He would definitely like someone confident and independent, who can hold their own in a conversation or argument, but still polite and open minded. Someone that can challenge him and his own perceptions.
Someone intelligent, career/goal driven, and creatively minded, someone who he can go to museums/art exhibits with.
I think he would also really like someone who’s into fitness and working out like he is(lowkey loves the idea of gym dates), but it’s not a necessity for him.
Jimin:
He’s a classic Libra to his core(which I love abt him but it also drives me crazy). As much as he loves to tease, he doesn’t have the patience for too much chase or playing hard to get. He wants someone who’ll be honest about their feelings.
I think he would want someone close to his age, a little older/younger doesn’t make much difference to him.
He said before that he tends to prefer cuter appearance/vibes, but with his Venus in Scorpio, I think he would be drawn to someone with a bit of a darker, sensual contrast in their personality or looks, kinda like him.
He’s a hopeless romantic,(his favorite movies are the Notebook and Like Crazy, he’s a major softie) wants someone he can fall with and yeah, be a bit melodramatic with.
Someone warm, but slightly introverted, maybe even a little shy. Someone kind, open minded, and patient, but willing to stand up and speak their mind when they need to.
Someone who makes him feel needed(another Libra trait) Someone who can keep up with, or even match, his flirty nature.
Taehyung:
As an Aquarius Venus, he tends to be drawn towards people with unique, unconventional beauty/style. He wants someone who’s not afraid to go against the norm to be themselves(tho he would love it if you have similar love for vintage aesthetic like him)
Idk why, but he gives me “When Harry met Sally” vibes. Like, despite his fascination with romanticism as an aesthetic, I think he really prefers to go the friends to lovers route. He wants someone he feels comfortable with first and foremost. He falls slowly and then all at once.
I don’t think he has much preference on age, but he’d probably like someone his age or maybe slightly older.
I think he’d kinda be into the “mom friend” personality. I’ve said it before, he really likes being taken care of, even if it’s just in little ways like fixing his hair or buttoning his coat before he leaves in the morning.
Someone slightly more extroverted, who makes friends easily, likes kids and animals.
Someone sensitive and mature, but who he can still be goofy and random with, who’ll play along with his skits and tangents(like jimin does)
Jungkook:
Although he seems more drawn towards classic feminine style, I think he’d actually find someone with a similar style to his really attractive, even if it’s just in color palette. I don’t think he really has a type stylistically tho.
Despite Libra Venus’ tendency to look for partners that they have an immediate connection with, they actually prefer the ‘friends to lovers’ route, and I think that’s very accurate for him.
He’s kinda into the chase(literally the entire Seven video like👀), so he likes a partner that plays a little hard to get and teases/challenges him sometimes, but only sometimes.
I think he’d prefer someone his age, or maybe even a little older(He has a noona/hyung kink, I will die on this hill)
Like Joon, I think he’d really appreciate who’s into fitness/working out/boxing(lowkey, if you can hold your own wrestling with him, he’s got heart eyes)
Someone confident, independant, and artistic with a good sense of humor. Someone well mannered and patient(rudeness is an instant turnoff for him). Someone who can challenge him, but in a gentle, non-critical manner.
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punksocks · 7 months
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Astrology Observations: No.25
*just based on my personal observations, only take what resonates
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Omg my first degree theory observation was wrong Danial Kwan has moon at 18 degree, a Virgo degree ! (My bad y’all I’m learning). I’ll say that he had to get a hold of his mental health while in Covid and his adult adhd diagnosis and that influenced the writing of everything all at once (Imma learn this lol, more studying must be done)
Ok better degree theory lol, the degree of your Venus and/or mars can show placements you attract. My Venus is at a cancer degree and I’ve dated a l o t of people with Cancer placements (an experience lol)
A guy’s Lilith can show that his sort of femme fatale attraction (type of girl that overstimulates him, makes him feel enamored but is also his weakness.) His Lilith placement can describe this femme in more detail. For Aries, a go getter that takes no shit (I believe @zeldasnotes said Lilith in Aries in a man’s chart is a strong indicator that he’s a feminist and I totally agree.); For Sagittarius she’d be untethered and have a great sense of humor and may be outside of his culture. For Aquarius she’d be idealized as a manic pixie dream girl, like quirky in a way he could never figure out. let me know if you all would like a whole post on this !
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Only outer planets (Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) in your 1st can give you an extra ordinary appearance and make you stand out quite a bit.
Your mars conjunct to someone’s sun can make them feel competitive with you. Venus on the other hand can make you put the sun person on a sort of pedestal and can make the relationship feel like you’re a fan of the sun person. Moon to someone’s sun can feel more at home and at ease.
Men with water Venuses seem to be super monogamous or like incapable of monogamy (which is fine lol, but be ethical about it and establish boundaries and don’t cheat yo)
12th house synastry is sticky asl, as soon as you moved on someone just appears on your mind out of nowhere, lotta hidden energy all tied up together; 8th house synastry is really intense but it’s often hard to build something stable out of the intensity. 4th house feels like home, but as someone with Uranus over their 4th, I associate this synastry with being unpredictable and chaotic in familiar way. 5th and 11th house synastry tends to be good long term. 5th house means you feel fun and creative and always excited together. And 11th house will mean that there’s a feeling of friendship underneath the passion that usually sustains the connection imo.
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For all of the seriousness associated with Capricorn placements (especially suns) often focus on a lot on whimsy in their creative works, like it’s the outlet for a lot of their hidden optimism (Hayao Miyazaki, Nobuhiko Obayashi the director of Hausu).
Ok ok I know Scorpio risings are known for intense, bedroom eyes and their overwhelming s*x appeal and making suitors flee because they’re so intimidated etc etc… but quietly I think our biggest weapon that people don’t see coming is our sense of humor. (Honest to god I was thinking of how funny Hugh Grant is even though he doesn’t need to be bc he’s been so handsome this whole time lol. He always puts in the effort into that comedic timing) (Also people still think if you’re hot and intense you can’t be funny so it defuses some of the tension pretty well imo)
I feel like Virgo placements always seem to think they feel boring even though they’re like very knowledgeable and compelling in their own right (I’m getting all reflective and remember when like Virgo moons/mars would always ask if they’re being boring or complain about being boring but they tend to be good conversationalists when they allow themselves to analyze things so deeply)
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I think cancers are actually the most defensive sign, naturally. I want to say they have this in common with their sister sign bc Capricorns are defensive and don’t like to show “weakness”. But the way that underdeveloped cancers (can) play the victim when scrutinized is different. (Like Capricorns do that earth sign thing where they use their perception to make you feel like you’re wrong, and they want to be seen as the authority not the victim). Where cancer is in your chart could show where you’re especially guarded and trying to protect your sensitivity.
To me Jupiter conjunct south node means you’ll reap benefits of good karma from a past life (or the effects of bad karma will be a lot in this lifetime but I saw this in obama’s chart and it’s a benefic planet so the first thing is what I thought of lol, he’s not a good guy but becoming the first black president of the us seems like a past life power play imo)
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etherealdiva · 2 years
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Astro-vations part 3:
The house that your sun is in really is an honorary sign of yours. Someone guessed my sun sign and said Scorpio. I’m a Pisces but my sun is in the 8th which is a Scorpio house. Many people have assumed I’m a Scorpio though.
I’ve noticed with myself and others that you do attract the sign that is opposite your Venus or your Venus sign.
If you feel you haven’t reached/fulfilled or come close to your NN purpose in Aquarius then it’s most likely you haven’t found your soul tribe yet. Aquarius is about the collective. Their opposite sign is Leo and Leo is about themselves. Now if it’s the other way around then you haven’t relied on yourself yet.
Venus in 10th does represent who is def seen especially for their beauty. My best friend has this and she is absolutely gorgeous. What she posts on social media is 😮‍💨🔥🤌🏽 she also doesn’t post often but when she does- everyone notices. Also since 10th is public image and status- she meets people in high places and they instantly notice her. She doesn’t even have to be gussied up either. They still find her gorgeous.
Mercury in Pisces natives are so misunderstood and underrated. It’s debilitated but in my POV and people I know who have this placement, they are SO emotionally intelligent. They actually are very very smart but they just don’t learn the same as others. Also, they do speak in circles so it takes someone with patience to understand them. Just let them talk- they will get to the point and if they don’t then you’ll be entertained and learn something new anyways cause they’ll most likely bring up a new topic 😂
In my POV fire placemehts are so impatient and want the results right away after just starting whatever they want to do lol. It’s like eating one healthy meal and expecting to lose 5 pounds the next day 😂 we know what we need to do but we just want it done already hahah.
I’ve noticed whatever rising sign you have in your SR- you will meet someone important who has that placement or embodies those traits that will affect you OR a lot of people with that sign.
Since 2nd house rules your self worth and if you’re not feeling good about yourself then look at the planet in that house (if it’s empty then look where it’s ruler is at) to get insight on how to feel good about yourself. Example: I have Virgo in the 2nd but no planets. The ruler Mercury is in the 8th house in Pisces so whenever I talk about astrology, create Astro content, study occult topics or psychology, or do some spiritual work then I instantly feel better about myself. It works for me so try it!
Okay this is a weird one and this something personally I’ve experienced but I wanna know if anyone else does too. So I feel the signs in your top 3: you don’t want to date them. Or you really do. I think it depends. Like I’ve read the sign you have in your 8th you don’t usually like them (I could be wrong or not saying it correctly) basically I’m a Pisces sun, Leo moon & rising. Honestly I do not want to date a Pisces man lmao. And I love Leo’s but I cannot see myself dating one. It’s weird. The thought of it is like…no 🥴 anyone feel this? My sis loves her sag sun placement but will refuse to date anyone who’s a Virgo or Aries (Virgo rising and Aries moon) mainly virgos she’s 🥴
Also I know virgos get a bad rep but they’ve really gone through a lot of shit. Especially Virgo moons. Pray for them. Dealing with a mother/figure who constantly criticizes them and makes them feel not good enough. It’s reflected onto themselves and others. Think of being raised that way and then being sooooo picky on who you date because deep down you’re judging yourself for your own taste.
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harrywavycurly · 1 year
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Hi Sarah! How's everything? So I just read that Joseph Quinn said he doesn't do meditation (but he probably should, his words) and then I started thinking about Eddie with a reader who's all good vibes, like... she meditates, she does yoga, she likes incense and crystals, she loves astrology... (I'm self projecting a bit, yes, I need all that so my nerves don't go boom) 😂 So could you do some conversations between Eddie and reader about it? Maybe she tries to teach him yoga or does his astral map or something... 🙈 Thanks! Have a nice weekend honey! ❤
Hiii lovey!! Everything is going good at the moment! How about you?? How are you doing? I’m not gonna lie the idea of Eddie with a flower child makes my swoon it’s the classic like sunshine and darkness duo that I just LOOOVVEEE also I imagine you’d call him honey and your grumpy baby when he’s in a mood lol I hope you enjoy this and have a great Sunday babes!!💖
*Eddie may not fully understand how to meditate or what crystal does what but he loves you so he will let you shove crystals in his pockets and tell him how to center himself*
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“I don’t think I’m doing this right baby.” “You have to stop talking honey…” “but how will I know if I’m doing it right if i don’t ask?” “You’ll just know…” “How will I know? Will my hands go numb or something?” “No honey you’ll just…feel relaxed and your mind will kinda go empty…” “oh that sounds nice.” “It’s very nice now you just have to stop talking and just try to clear your mind.” “Okay…I can do that…” “Just listen to the music and take a few deep breathes and relax.” “Oh I think…I think I’m doing it…this meditation thing is nice…I like it...” “Oh honey…”
“Baby my body doesn’t bend like that.” “Honey you can bend down and touch your toes…trust me.” “What’s this move called?” “It’s just a stretch to get you warmed up.” “What? Are you telling me we haven’t even started yet?” “You’re doing great honey.” “Don’t lie to me sweetheart it’s okay you can say it…I’m horrible at this.” “Everyone was a beginner once so it’s okay…now sit down and we are gonna do a butterfly stretch…just do what I’m doing okay? I don’t want you to hurt yourself.” “You want me to…do that? Baby…that looks painful…” “it’s to loosen your hips and your lower back…it’s not painful honey I promise.” “And this is still just stretching? I’m terrified of the actual yoga poses…” “I’ll go gentle on you don’t worry.” “You’re gonna get me all twisted like a pretzel aren’t you?” “No…I’ll save that for your third or fourth session.” “Gee thanks baby.”
“Take this…oh and take this one too…do you have your necklace on?” “Yes I have my necklace on…what’s this purple one for? Why do I need this black one? I thought that was for like…serious shit?” “The purple is amethyst and it’s just going to protect you from negative energy and you’re going to like battle so yeah I’d say it’s safe to bring the black obsidian.” “Baby it’s just a hellfire meeting…” “but you said this campaign was going to be especially brutal so it wouldn’t hurt to just be a little…more protected.” “And these will all go well with my clear thing on my necklace?” “You have clear quartz on your necklace and yes the amethyst and black obsidian all play nicely with your necklace honey don’t worry.” “What’s the quartz do again? Dustin was wondering if he needs one?” “It’s for helping you feel balanced and protected. Ohh send Dusty over after the meeting I’ll see what he needs.” “You’re gonna do one of those like aura reading thingys on him aren’t you?” “Maybe…” “He will love that.” “Okay..i think you’re all good to go to your little battle campaign now…how do you feel?” “Uh..good? Like..I can conquer the world.” “Perfect! Good luck honey go kill some elves and stuff.” “Thanks sweetheart…”
“What’s wrong with my little grumpy baby?” “Just a long day…” “come here let me see you.” “Baby…” “just come sit with me please…look at me honey.” “I just had a long day sweetheart it’s nothing serious.” “Hmmm yeah…you’re all out of whack.” “Thanks…” “I’m sorry honey i don’t mean it like that…it’s just you’re out of alignment.” “I’m out of what?” “Just close your eyes for me okay? I just wanna do some breathing work with you to see if it helps you feel a little better okay?” “Okay…I can feel you doing that plucking thing to my…aura?” “Sorry it’s…just a habit but okay now just take a few deep breathes and let them out through your nose….good job honey now cross your arms over your chest and stick your hands under your armpits…don’t look at me like that I swear it’ll help.” “Like this?” “Perfect now once again take a few deep breaths and let them out through your nose…excellent honey now take a deep breath and hold it for ten seconds before releasing it….good job…now repeat after me…I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.” “Uhh I’m…exactly where I’m supposed to be…” “my timing is perfect.” “My timing is perfect.” “Now take one more super deep breath and let it out slowly….perfect! Good job honey.” “How…how the fuck do you do that?” “Do what?” “Make me feel…lighter?” “I’m just helping you get back in alignment with your inner self that’s all….oh you can open your eyes now honey.”
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diovstheworld · 1 year
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Random La Squadra HCs (#1?)
just some things that come to mind about the guys that don’t fit into any other post 😭 sorry prosciutto and formaggio have so much more than the others omg. i would keep typing these but this has literally been in my drafts for months and i’m sick of looking at it 💀 i keep adding and if i don’t post now i never will (minor mentions of drugs and alcohol and slight swearing)
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Risotto:
loves rain, specifically the sound of rain on the roof. he loves to just sit in silence (which is a rare occurrence) and listen to the sweet sounds of the rain pattering against the slate above
after a long day of hard work, risotto loves nothing more than relaxing with a cup of hot chocolate, headphones on, maybe even reading a book or the days newspaper
this guy has a shit ton of piercings and definitely has a few tattoos too
his guilty pleasure is watching soap operas. normally watches them with prosciutto while doing a face mask (prosciutto forced him into it but risotto loves it)
Ghiaccio:
loves nutella on his toast. literally the only thing he will have on his toast. he absolutely loves the stuff
honestly i think he actually would just have a really big sweet tooth
big fan of iced coffee. don’t know where this headcanon came from but it’s stuck in my brain now
massive gamer. also into comic books and figurines and stuff like I mentioned in a previous post
probably had braces when he was younger
if he does want a hot drink, he enjoys a nice cup of warm milk
Illuso:
huge astrology bitch. literally won’t shut up about it. i can definitely see him saying things like ‘that’s such a scorpio thing to do’, ‘you’re acting like such a virgo’, ‘let me guess, you’re a pisces?’. he will analyse the crap out of you once he learns your star sign etc.
loves crystals too. has a massive collection of them (i’ve kind of mentioned this headcanon before but i love it too much). often keeps a crystal in his pocket and it also often changes. normally brings a crystal that is good for luck and is 100% convinced this crystal is what makes him so good at what he does. he probably messed up once on a job when he didn’t have the crystal on him (which was totally just a coincidence) and now he doesn’t leave without one in his pocket.
also i think he deep down has a lot of insecurities and anxieties which he masks with the cocky attitude
loves cosy things like soft blankets and fluffy pyjamas <3
really good at drawing and painting
also really good at singing and playing guitar tbh
Prosciutto:
i think he would smoke (i’m a big fan of this headcanon honestly) but not just cigarettes. i could definitely see him smoking weed and having been a bit of a stoner kid back in his younger days.
mum friend of the group. honestly i think i didn’t have to say this one because i feel like a lot of people think this. constantly giving advice and pep talks even though no one asked for it lmao
favourite alcoholic drinks are red wine, espresso martinis and whiskey
favourite non-alcoholic drink is coffee for sure. the man is convinced he can’t function without a cigarette and a coffee in the morning
favourite fashion brands are gucci and prada! though he just is a big fan of fashion in general
i gave ghiaccio a breakfast preference and i have one for prosciutto too lmao. i think he would eat the thickest porridge. no one in the team can understand why he enjoys it this way and he never elaborates
i said this in a previous post but he’s definitely a big vinyl lover. loves the little crackling noise in between each track. it brings him a sense of comfort
a clean freak and a perfectionist. this applies to all parts of his life including his room and his looks
i think i’ve also said this but he definitely runs a fashion blog in his free time lmao
Formaggio:
another one who i definitely does drugs (definitely would do more than just weed in my opinion lmao)
i feel like he would be a pretty sporty guy and would like playing stuff like football and basketball (i’ve said this before whoops)
the joker of the group for sure. probably the kind of guy who can’t read the room and doesn’t know when a joke is appropriate or not
also the kind of guy who wishes he wasn’t always just seen as the silly goofy friend. my guy wants a break every now and then from the joker personality!
another guy who enjoys video games. and is actually very good at them
i know he shoved his cat in a bottle and all but i think he actually loves his cat a lot. probably prefers his cat over people half the time lmao
also, he would totally have freckles
this guy would do anything if you dare him to lmao
also loves telling dirty jokes
Melone:
the king of dirty jokes tbh. i feel like ghiaccio would get so annoyed lmao. but illuso and formaggio would crack up at them, they find them hilarious
a massive gamer! loves video games and loves playing them with ghiaccio
also a big movie enjoyer. invite him along to see any movie and he’ll be down!
and also a big fan of musicals. he loves to sing along to all the songs
speaking of which, he would also be a good singer just like illuso. and he would be the kind of person who knows the words to a song after listening to it once lmao
got the whole gang into ru paul’s drag race and they always watch it together. melone and illuso are normally critiquing all the contestants lmao
Pesci:
i think he would have quite a few food allergies (not dairy though, my boy loves his milk). but i think the other guys would be very considerate of this (probably because prosciutto warned them within an inch of their life to do so) and they always make food he can eat. on the odd occasion they don’t, they make sure there’s no cross contamination!
scared of thunderstorms. if there’s ever a thunderstorm, you better be protecting this boy. he hates the loud noises of the thunder so he’s normally seen wearing headphones or something to block out the noise
massive animal lover! big fan of formaggio’s cat, can normally be seen giving the cat some sneaky treats here and there
another warm milk enjoyer
slime videos are his guilty pleasure
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artem-wing-wife · 1 year
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CONFESSION FROM HER NEMESIS || PART 3 [FINAL PART]
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[ this is from my Wattpad/AO3 by the name Ann Luciana [Wattpad] and Ann_Luciana_Writes [AO3]
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“Thank you for today’s dinner! We had fun!” Lumine thanking Scaramouche as Ajax closed her door.
“Yeah, yeah whatever you said Lumine. Now go home safe you two, me and Mona have another plan to attend” Scaramouche pulled her by her waist, which made her squeal.
“Wait, we do?”
“Yes, we do” Scaramouche smiled widely, and Mona felt a cold breeze on her shoulder. “Are you cold? I can lend my hoodie if you want” Scaramouche proceeds to unzipping his hoodie and cover the girl as they are passing their goodbyes to the other couple.
“Thanks, Kuni” she gives him a little peck on his cheeks that’s made him a complete mess inside. “Come on, let's go now...” she walks towards his car and got herself in.
The man is still frozen, and his heart almost jumped out. Mona just kissed him, not exactly kissed him, but a peck is still something, right? He slapped himself into reality and then quickly get to the car, not wanting the girl to wait.
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“Thanks for tonight, Kuni. It’s fun and I almost forgot about my finals” she awkwardly laugh.
“No problem, Mona. I don’t mind treating you once in a while. You also messed your diet like crazy... You need to take care of yourself too” Scaramouche then put his hand over to her thighs.
Mona squeals and stares at the man’s face in disbelief. "What are you doing, Kuni?! Do you have no shame?”
“But you didn’t push my hand away... I assume you like me, no?” Scaramouche smirks at the girl’s reaction.
“I don’t hate it...”
“So, you like it? Just be honest for this once, Mona” he caresses her thighs even more. “You know, sometimes, I just hate how I treated you”
“Is that so?” Mona hummed. “You finally realized that you had been treating your friends like shit?”
‘It’s not about them, it’s about how I treated you, Mona Megistus. I wish I treated you better than what I did this whole time...’ Scaramouche just sighed.” Yeah, maybe I did but you don’t you rephase them like that”
“Hehe... Funny to think that we actually are enemies and look at us now” Mona held the man’s hand who is resting on her thighs. “I actually don’t really care if you hate me, but for now, can we just stay like this? I just want someone to be near me, to listen to my bullshit, even though you have a very different opinion with astrology, but it would be better if we stay like this together” she then stares at their hands that are sticking together.   
“Scaramouche, do you like me?” the question asked by the girl and he just grunts.
“I think you are okay, but you are still annoying with your stars and competitions”
“Silly me to ask that” she laugh and just stare into the driving man.
“You are quite a charmer, huh? No wonder the girls are all over you...”
“But I only look at you...” he muffles under his breath.
“Did you say anything?” Mona asks the driver once more.
“Nothing important, that’s for sure...” the man finally stopped his car and look at his date. “Come on, the stars tonight will mesmerize your eyes” he planted the sweetest smile on his face.
“How did you...” “No, shut up, I just know, okay? Come on, let’s take a seat outside”
Mona nodded and Scaramouche walked outside. He was still smiling to the girl which made Mona almost melt when he pulled her by his side. “No, shut up, again... Just don’t say anything...” Scaramouche pulled his cap to cover his blushes, hoping the girl didn’t notice.
_
“So, this spot is good for stargazing... Here, I brought a little something for you” and he handing over a can of Matcha tea to Mona. “You always carrying Matcha tea around the campus, so I thought you loved them a lot. If you really love them, I can bring some to you. Mother loves Matcha too”
“I don’t know that you noticed those little things about me, Kuni... Quite observant, aren’t you?” she teases Scaramouche again, hiding his face.
“You witch... I just think you are pretty, okay?”
“Eh?” Mona looked stunned.
A silent pause entered the room. Scaramouche just sighed.
“Yes, I think you are really pretty, stunning, beautiful, gorgeous... Yes, I think you are annoying, stupid, blunt and an absolute mess... who will try to get any close with someone like you?” he paused “A maniac, yep. And that manic is me, Raiden Kunikuzushi, the who stupid enough to fall to their enemy?”
Mona left speechless, she tried to say something, but the words stuck in her lungs. “I... Wow, Kuni, I really can’t say anything... “she awkwardly chuckled and Scaramouche only sighed.
“If you don’t like me, just say so... I can’t blame you since I treated you like shit before...” Scaramouche then stood up and lent his hand. “Come on, let me send you home. This is the least I can do”
“But Kuni... I... I wanted to tell you something first” she is fidgeting her fingers and give a puppy eyes “Please?”
“Make it quick, I don’t...” he sighed as he thought he was rejected “I just can’t hold my tears now” a stream of tears fell from his eyes. “The fuck is this...” he wipes his tears off and Mona reach out to his face.
“Stop with what you’re doing! Don’t pity me”
Mona then cupped his face, she gave him a genuine smile to him, and he was stunned.
“I never say that I didn’t like you, silly...” she chuckled. “But, your tears, it showed me how much you value me as a love interest? I don’t know myself, but for what I saw just now, it’s enough...”
“The fuck are you talking about, witch...”
“I liked you too, dumbass” she pulls him into a hug.
“I am offended that I only get a hug” Scaramouche slightly pushed Mona aside. “I don’t recall confessions only with a hug... You know that too, right?”
“Shut it, idiot! At least I confessed my feelings to you!” she crossed her hands, looking at Scaramouche, bashfully.
Scaramouche slowly pulled her hand on his. Mona stares into the deep violet eyes.
“Mona Megistus, from the first time I met you, you took my breath away”
“Ok, that’s a little overreacting” she chuckled “Shut up woman. Let me finish”
“I know I used to tease you with saying that the sky is hoax...”
“And they don’t”
“Mona, please let me continue... I will strangle you if you cut my words again”
“Ok, ok! Sorry ‘sir’!”
“Mona Megistus, from the first time I met you, you took my breath away. I felt like I struck gold for the first time. I didn’t bother to get to know you like a normal person. Well, I pretty much don’t have feelings, despite being a human. I just don’t know how to talk to people, okay?” Mona left a chuckle. “Yes, I said the stars and sky are hoax. I admit, I did say that. But do you know why I said that?’
“Just to make me mad?”
“No, because...” he cupped Mona’s cheeks. “My star is you, you are my sky, Mona Megistus. You are the one who shines than those things you called ‘stars’...” Scaramouche sounded pissed. “I love you, Mona... I really do...” he finally pulls Mona into a quick kiss, which Mona secretly waited.
“Raiden Kunikuzushi, I love you too...”
~end
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thetallkiwi · 2 years
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Me ranting about placements in my birth chart because why not? (Pt.2)
OKAYYY i have time today lol. I’m procrastinating so it’s all good. I have already made a part 1 which your beautiful self can find down below
Moving on let’s goooooo! (Warning: mentions abuse and cuss words)
1). I last left off with moon trine saturn. Now, you may think that this is a good aspect since it’s a trine, but not really. I will say, the lessons for what saturn is trying to teach you via the aspects, will be slightly easier. As you know, the moon reps the mom and emotions, and saturn reps karma, discipline, RESTRICTION especially. Wherever saturn lays in your birthchart, is where you will have restriction and will have to work hard to achieve. The aspects saturn makes/that are made to saturn are your guides in helping you heal your saturn placement. So this aspect is basically saying that…I am…apathetic to a certain extent. It makes sense. I don’t cry easily and if I do cry, I don’t do it for long. I’m emotionally guarded even against myself. I try to have compassion and step in other people’s shoes. On another note, this makes me emotionally intelligent and less likely to act off of feelings (but as a 8th house moon it creates a struggle of wanting to be petty af towards someone if they did me wrong vs leaving them alone and maturing.) so there’s a lesson in learning how to allow myself to feel emotions and not see them as the enemy, but a release. A friend that helps destress.
2). Sun square Midheaven:
UGGHHHHHH bruh my sun literally squares EVERYTHING except my mars. I fucking hate it. This is actually a pretty good placement to have because it means that I have ambition and will be willing to work for my goals. This is a very draining placement. I have all this ambition and it can easily go to waste. I try my best to make the best of it and results do come from the hard work i put in too. This placement can also make you confused about what you wanna do, but once you know what it does, you have all the willpower and natural energy reserves to bring forth results. I am still new to the manifesting community and honestly I would say that people with this aspect would do well in manifesting since you will also put in your side of the bargain with the universe/God/higer power. Now even if you don’t have this aspect don’t think you aren’t good at manifesting. You are. It’s all in your head, literally.
3). Moon septile mars:
Septiles are a “minor” aspect and you’ll rarely see any other astrologers use septile in a sentence, if you’re lucky. But having this placement can make someone EXTRA. Like you try to be calm then 5 mins later you’re on crack again being loud and dramatic and shit.
4). Pluto-Lilith Aspects:
People who have these aspects tend to hanve an intimidating aura and gaze. I have pluto trine lilith and there has been some people tell me that i had a death stare back at where I used to work. Seriously, we hold a LOT of power when it comes to this aspect. Lilith is like a weird shocking mixture of uranus and pluto so with that being said…we shock people and intimidate them so easily. I promise we’re like the nicest people on earth just look past our big bad exterior 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
5). Scorpio, 9th house:
Bruh Scorpio in the ninth house is teachers not liking you. At. All. I’m so done with school. I remember I was in fifth grade and I ended up with sand in my pants (because some stupid ass kid wanted to play a prank on me and poured a shoe full of sand down my pants) and I told my teacher when we got to class(this was after recess) and I asked her if I can go to the bathroom. She pulled me outside, gave me a verbal warning and then let me go. The teacher didn’t do shit. I genuinely don’t like teachers. Another experience happened where me and a teacher cussed each other out because i called her out on her BS (the class was tired of her and she was one of the most hated teachers throughout the school). I am in college now and it is better but those memories will hold on to you forever. Scorpio in your ninth house is legit no joke. If you have this placement y’all stay safe lol.
Additionally, having Scorpio on your ninth hoise means that you learn from those people with scorpio placements specifically. You have to learn how to face the intensity of your darkness which will be mirrored through these people. You have no choice if you want to heal yourself and upgrade you. It’s uncomfortable but it’s worthy.
6). Taurus, 3rd house, 18 degrees:
Now, you may think that having Taurus in the third house is all willy nilly but noooooo. Let me remind you Taurus is the sister sign of Scorpio and when we speak our words carry a presence (with the blessing of a sweet sounding voice). So don’t be surprised if you know someone with this placement and they can cause people to double back on their words. The 18 degrees also adds on to it. It’s not so much of a “killer degree.” But it tests people. I have been told that I have a way with words where people have to literally sit down and think about what I said. This placement is capable of stirring the pot in others when trying to set boundaries or being serious. Do not mistake a Taurus third house for something nice. Not only that, Taurus is a fixed sign, so i will stand steadfast on my word. This placement is a bit of a transformation placement where the words literally “test” other people. What they believe in, what they stand on, etc. It’s a blessing to have this placement. It practically translates to “come correct or don’t come at all.”
7). Sun semi-square venus:
This is a bit of a funny placement. People will not have a reason to like you, and they’re surprised at the fact that they even like you in the first place. Like they will find themselves actually contemplating on why they’re here with you, how did they even know you in the first place, etc.
8). People who have mars-pluto aspects literally *recognize* each other. I already mentioned my mars-pluto aspect. My soulmate, she also has the same aspect, and lord when we’re crossed we wreak havoc on people. But God forbid that we go against each other. I’m not gonna even ignore the fact that we can literally hold grudges against people and then act like we don’t 🤦🏾‍♀️. But my boyfriend also has mars sextile pluto in his chart ahaha. We recognize each other so much.
9). Mercury in Libra:
Okayyy so this is very…it’s different for everyone who has the placement but for the love of God so help me father—why is it so easy being indecisive??? You ask me the most simple question that involves choices and i am already contemplating the meaning of life trying to come up with an answer. Here’s how my thought process goes (oh yeah, it’s also at 12°, so this is a literal indecisive placement):
Boyfriend: do we wanna eat at Taco Bell or McDonald’s?
Me: Ummm…whichever one you’re down for i am down for.
Boyfriend: I know but i can’t decide so I am asking you.
Me: *stares at him for a literal five fucking minutes trying to balance the pros and cons of each restaurant and thinking about their menus.*
Boyfriend: 😐😑😐🤨…why are you just staring at me?
Me: *zones back in* my apologies. We can go to Taco Bell.
Boyfriend: took you long enough 😐😩 let’s go!🥳
See? It is a great struggle when encountering questions like this. The only upside to this placement is that I can mediate situations pretty easily and I can speak in a way that incorporates professionalism.
10). Moon conjunct venus:
We have a soft spot for those we love. Like you cannot do no wrong in my eyes. I genuinely love you appreciate you and your existence. Can also mean mom probably had a strong influence over our money and aesthetic at one point. This is can also come off as a people pleasing placement. Overall it’s lovely to an extent. As long as you don’t drain yourselves trying to love the other person.
I hope you guys enjoyed this and please don’t let this flop like my other posts 😩
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I want to preface this message by saying that I accidentally sent this WHOLE THING to ANOTHER READER I DON’T EVEN FOLLOW and now I’m mortified 💀 For some reason I thought of taking a screenshot of what I wrote and I’m extremely grateful to past me bc I would’ve thrown myself out of the window if I had to type it again 🌚
Ok Kleo, it's finally time for the compatibility game feedback I'm so sorry for taking so long 😭 you posted it right before uni started and then I got sucked down the school and work waterslide and kinda procrastinated it🥺
As I told you the other day, when you posted about not getting a lot of feedback and reblogs, I feel kinda "morally ambiguous" about mature-themed celebrity content, just because I think I'd feel weird if I found random sexual content about me online, posted publicly (especially if it was very different from who I really am), but I don't want to be a hypocrite because I did ask you for this reading myself 😬
So... All in all, I think you're quite respectful with the way you conduct and write your readings. I get a more "for research purposes" vibe from them, as opposed to what I've seen in other blogs I've come across, that are outright objectifying and disrespectful in my opinion. So I guess I do feel comfortable with your content? This is just me trying to take a moral stance, so l'm not trying to "give my approval" or anything. I'm just a person who thinks things through a lot Imao
Now about the reading itself...
Right off the bat you had me laughing because what do you mean you "didn't intend for the reading to be very 18+ but it turned out that way"?? 💀😭
Like was it me? Is that bad?? I'm sorry??? 🙃
The second thing that caught my eye were the cards themselves... I think I've told you before, you have so many interesting, beautiful decks and I love how they (in my opinion, at least), give the readings such a diverse, particular vibe. Is it hard to work with many different decks? Energy-wise I mean...
I think, for the most part, your reading actually resonated? (Is it weird to say it resonates if it's a hypothetical reading about my interactions with a person I don't know personally? 😂)
I remember reading a while ago that Yeonjun could be an Aries rising, so if I compare what you said with the Astro synastry between us, it does totally check out! And our charts would be super similar too, since l'm also a Virgo sun with Aries rising
Power couple? My Jupiter would be on his MC, and his Jupiter on my 2H. We both have libra mercuries and our Vertex are conjunct, so... I smell ✨success✨
Deep soul exploration? Based on my only, but tee long relationship, I know I crave that deep emotional intimacy, getting to know each other's darkest bits and learning to love them, and all that dramatic shit Imao. He has a Scorpio moon that would be in my 8H, his Chiron conjunct my Pluto in his 8H and our suns are conjunct too, so yeah I could see the vision.
Do I see him being devoted and submissive? Yes, but personally I think it would be more of an "equivalent exchange" in this personal dynamic, where we'd both be equally devoted and submissive to each other. I see him listening to me a lot, because I'm on the mature, rational side and he gives me "mommy issues” vibes, but I'd honestly wear myself to the bone to make my loved ones happy, so there's that lol
Astrologically speaking, I have my moon, Venus and mars in Leo 5H, and he has Leo Venus 5H too so that would "confirm" the love language and relationship dynamics, but also hints to a lot of attraction, which relates to the sexual chemistry bit of your reading.
I can say you nailed the neck and voice thing for sure, at least on my side... My neck is definitely one of my weak spots, and I like guys being "vocal" so much you can't imagine 😩 12/10 for sure
Also foreplay is key for me, so much that I can't even think of it as "fore"play, it's an essential part of the whole thing, not just the appetizer..
Now, as of now I can't really see myself being dominant enough to enjoy restraining a guy per se, but l'lI like it if I know he likes it, and even more if i know he'll "get back" to me later lol like that would be the end goal maybe?
To summarize, it was very interesting to read, like I'm amazed at how you can get information like that from the cards! And it was damn accurate too.
Again, sorry for taking so long but you've probably realized by now that I tend to write A LOT so sometimes I feel overwhelmed when thinking of writing feedback because I know it will take me a while to write the whole thing
(Also if you think it's just TOO long please tell me so I can try to make it shorter next time 😂)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS READING FOR ME (and all the other reading as well)… You’re really talented, and definitely have a gift for tarot 🥹
Bye!🥰
Hello!
Don't worry at all. As I said, I don't care about time, I'm always happy to receive feedback. 💖💖💖
Honestly, I don't understand the fuss with NSFW tarot readings. Do people have the same issues with smut fics? Because it's basically the same. Only in tarot readings you base your fantasy on what you interpret from the cards but it's still a work of fiction. Tarot isn't a science. What's written in tarot readings aren't objective facts, they are notions, impressions and interpretations.
Also, I do these readings about celebrities because they have public status. When you become a celebrity you deliberately give a large portion of your privacy up. Not all of it, but much more than a regular non-celeb person. This is not violating their privacy. Fanfics also don't violate their privacy. These are merely fantasies shared. If you are dellusional and want to take these works of fiction as a fact, you will do so no matter whether it's NSFW or not and it's harmful and the only solution is to educate the delusional person not to censor free speech and creative content.
I know it's difficule to take moral stand here but this is how I see it and people are free to disagree with me and even unfollow me if they wish so.
But to like and read a NSFW content but be ashamed for liking it is a road to hell. And it's weak and pretentious. I know it might sound unfair but a mentally healthy and mature person does not feel ashamed for what they like as long as it doesn't break the law. That's my personal opinion here and it might be a bit too strong for more sensitive individuals but once they grow up they will learn. 😊
As for your actual feedback, I'm not big on astrology so... I assume you studied it well and I take your word for it 😂
I like to use very diverse decks of cards because human nature is very diverse, too. Most people aren't just one dimensional characters. It's not difficult for me to read the different energy of the cards as I have picked them myself, I had a reason to do so, I followed my intuition. I have a connection with my decks and I acknowledge and cherish the fact that each one of them has a different 'personality'.
I have mentioned it before that even when it does sound like it resonates, the tarot readings are basically works of fiction as they are not based in research or hard facts but they are based in personal interpretations of symbolics. I think it's the basic mistake many people make, that they take tarot readings as facts. It's not like that. But people tend to follow patterns and if I hit the right pattern in the reading it will sound to you like it resonates with you. Tarot is NOT magic. My intuition picks information about you from your feedbacks and other interactions with me and the cards only help me to give sense to all those random pieces of information in my brain. It's not witchcraft, it's psychoanalysis. I understand why many people get confused here, though 😂
Once again, no need to apologize, I understand that life gets in the way and everyone needs time to think things through, especially to respond in such a detail 😀
I love your long feedbacks. You don't have to cut them short for me. 😂
Thank you so much for taking time to give your opinion on the reading! It means a lot to me 💖💖💖💖
Kleo 🦄
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bananaapplewaffle · 1 year
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Scalding Sands Al’ab Nariya | A Firelit Sky over the Sands Books: 3, 4 & 5 + Vignettes
Book 3: Bazaar Exploration
A Traditional Holiday & Getting Into the Spirit
Ah here’s the Aladdin lore 
…I’m gonna be real
I barely remember actual movie
The KH story…
Or even the 2019 movie ( I really only remember the songs from that).
But uh— I feel like they cut a lot out and took uh some creative liberties. 
Was there a firework show…
I feel like that was only in Aladdin and Genie’s meeting…unless that happen in the actual story
Man ion
:/
All Over the Place & A Hungry Monster
If y’all don’t feed my brother 
He will become Abu and start committing steal
Give 👏 me 👏 more👏 meat👏 
Grim, take your time! Savor it!
Grim I swear to god…
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
THAT’S SOME REAL SIBLINGS SHIT RIGHT
“I know we don’t really look alike—” Y’all literally look alike but okay
Why are y’all surprised
CATER
YOU BITCH
Silk City’s Produce & Just How We Are
Jamil
You just gonna say that
In front of us
Like that
Wow
Virgo Shit tbh
IS THAT A FUCKEN PAOPU
Highkey what is Malleus talkin about
Oh that looks good
Did he not spilt an apple and some bread with Abu
Also I can’t believe this
Abu erasure 
NOW JAMIL IS TALKING ABOUT THE LEGEND OF THE PAOPU
GIRL THEY STEALING 
It’s cuz it the fruit, Cater.
Maybe next time
Tower Baguettes & Playful Streak
Wow this whole Book is just eating, huh
Ah there’s where the bread comes in
I feel like he shared it with Abu only but I deadass don’t remember 
Shit I love me some bread
I mean I didn’t ask for help, but sure
Ah there’s the commit steal and on the run part
But without the steal
Someone get they brother
Did the urn actually not have a bottom in Aladdin
Or is another steal from Kingdom Hearts cuz there’s a heartless that does that
Grim…what are you doing?
If its that hot then you don’t need to be on the ground
Your poor paw pads…
WE’RE STILL CONSUMING???
Allow Me & By My Reckoning & Doing Just Fine
Wrong part, Grim…
MALLEUS RAW STRENGTH DRACONIA IN THE BUILDING
Oh lawd not a bug
He probably almost sent all the stalls on fire
I FUCKEN KNEW IT
Girl not the trauma 
Grim please…
WITH WHAT MONEY
God I feel like I know this toy
Its on the edge of my memories 
Oh fuck
We lost the prince
Book 4: A Change in Location
Actual Gold & Down the Middle!
Oh wow he really knew where to look
WELP
HAI KALIM
A;LKXDLA;KD;LSALDALSDLA
HELLO
THE BELLS ON WHOSE CLOTHES HAVE WHAT ON WHAT
Take this shit off me
GIRL
THEY GOT US ON LOCK
ABU IS THAT YOU
Alright y’all what would gramps want?
Y’ALL WHAT
GIRL
Refrain from Comment & Fortune-Telling
I fucken hate it
Which means Lilia will probs love it
Wait wait wait
This tacky ass shirt’s tagline is:
“Liberated attire for those freed from their shackles”
A fucken choice that was
Moving all the way on
Oh wait, come back
I forgot Genie wore a tacky ass shirt
Okay sure whatever
GIRL THE FUCKEN MUSIC
THE LOOK ON MALLES’ FACE
AS TREY SUGGESTED GETTING SPICES 
SALDSDASDLAD;’DLALSD
MALLEUS REALLY SAID
“If he makes something with the ingredients you bought, I’m coming for both y’all asses.” 
Not Cater being into Astrology
Cuz he is gonna be the best mage, Trey.
Poor Grim. 
It’s okay, I believe in you!
A Family Heirloom & Stretching Super Long
That man do be getting worked up
AWWW YOU’RE GETTING’EM FOR MY BOYS
Good grades and focus, huh….
Seems about right
OH NO
MALLEUS
MALLEUS PLEASE STAY CALM
Chile lemme gon head and get a scarf too
Can’t Set Them Off & Just an Employee
WHO STOLE THE DETONATOR
GIRL THE USB STICK
I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS THE FUCKEN MONKEY
ABU GET YO ASS BACK HERE
MALLEUS NO YOU’RE TOO POWERFUL
Not rue the day…
Trey shoulda took off his glasses
GET HIS AS GRIM
You have my permission 
And then Jamil beat his ass and saved the day
YIPEE
Book 5: Firework Celebration
Worth Cheering For & Especially Nice
Mint lemonade…
How things collide
I refuse to elaborate
Damn I kinda really wanna try it tho
I did actually buy the lamp from the shop lol
GIRL
ITS THE FLASH OF THE INSANE SMILE FOR MEEEEEEE
Okay so…this is the shortest twistune,
One of the shortest events,
And like 
Really could have spent less time eating 
And some time learning that dance at the end
Cuz that’s not the type of dance you can get just by looking 
That’s a practice a week before the function kind of dance
MY HEART
JAMIL 
AUGH
MY HEART
What a nice end card
Vignettes 
An Expert Opinion (Part One) | Cater - Silk Adorned 
My boys look so upset
And just like that
After the promise of getting something
They (Ace) are fine
Riddle—Ace and Deuce are the only pumped ones here
And they’re not even going???
Jamil watching with a Virgo eye
That’s literally the perk of being a Virgo.
We just be seeing shit
Cater really said
“Ion, you pick”
An Expert Opinion (Part Two) | Cater - Silk Adorned 
Really reading the fuck outta you
Yellow: For the bolder Cater
Black and White: For the don’t stand out too much Cater
Salmon Pink: For the gentle Cater
And yet,
There is still more to Cater
AND THEY REFUSE TO EXPLORE IT
I WANT HIM TO OVERBLOT
It’s Not Magic | Trey- Silk Adorned 
I thought we got there way closer to the time…
My brother—he’s so happy
Don’t you dare
SALDKLA;SDKK;DKLA;DKAL;DKD
[image of me and jamil being the same]
I SWEAR I DIDN’T KNOW HE’D SAY THIS
Oh girl we’re in science class
I hope everyone has on their lab coat and goggles
Oh my
I forgot this man was in the Science Club
Bro I hated the snake ones when I was little
It looked like poop
Rather Enjoyable | (Part One) | Malleus - Silk Adorned 
Oop 
And this is where he got separated
And here’s Kalim!
Sweetheart, you are lost.  
Oh no
They’re in a tourist trap!
They got out
But where will they go next
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON—
Rather Enjoyable | (Part Two) | Malleus- Silk Adorned 
Oh an antique shop
Then man said “Lemme pop a squat and get ta reading”
WHAT
ITS WRITTEN IN AN EXTINCT LANGUAGE
What’s happening next week?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON—
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222voyce · 2 years
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💄astro observations 3.
hehe☺️
Okay pisces Mars are passive aggressive. Everyone thinks that all Pisces placements are dreamy and sweet. They are a nicer Virgo. Literally. But don’t understand estimate them. They are some sasssssyyy mf (me.) my mom said something and I made a snarky comment like “congratulations. you think you’re funny.” She was butthurt lol
Aries mars men don’t last in sex. Sorry. Not sorry. They text so much stuff and then when it comes down too it they don’t even last. But they’re open to try anything. (Based off my own experience.)
Scorpio women hurt my feelings lol. Like I’m kinda scared of them tbh. Only because they know how to cut people off and will be honest with you about shit. (Lol lil ole me is hurt by the truth yes.) they will make you come correct or you can forget about them forever.
There is this stigma on Pisces men. Yea they’re toxic and la di da di da but they are actually pretty talented. And somewhat attractive. Jack Harlow for example. i love him.
Cancer placements like Disney movies.
I don’t understand orbs in astrology? Like there isn’t much about them and I kind of think they’re dumb 🤭
Leo risings are actually pretty insecure. Like they have this front but they actually question themselves a lot.
Leo suns aren’t always so dramatic. They’re helpful and caring toward people.
Sagittarius placements hate to be talked over. They need to say it or they’ll go crazy.
Something is very lgbtq about libra, Taurus, cancer and aqua placements. Honorable mention: Scorpio placements. I cant pin my finger on it.
Virgo risings have this beauty about them. It’s almost retro like? ESP if they have other earth placements. Finn wolfhard is a Virgo rising, and earth dominant and he’s like retro like things. And he like. Hot.
ALSO more about Finn, he has a Scorpio Venus and mars in the second house. His band, The Aubrey’s make pretty gritty music and takes on pretty dark roles too. He also has Jupiter and Moon in his 11th house of social media, the masses etc. in a Leo degree so that makes sense as to why he is famous
But but but having no fame degrees or no placements won’t indicate that you won’t be famous. You’ll just have to work hard and make connections. ⭐️
Aspects are great to look more into your life. Some aspects though, won’t happen automatically. There aren’t really good or bad aspects in astrology some are just more challenging than others.
Have a great day💕
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astrobydalia · 3 years
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🌸OBSERVATIONS!! (finally lmao)🌱
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It's been a long time coming! So happy for spring being finally here! Here's the long ass observation post you guys asked for. Since it's quite a big amount of observations, I've decided it'd be a good idea to number them so that it's easier to reference them. As always, enjoy them!
🌸 1. Lilith in the 2nd house can indicate something fishy going on with the relationship between the native’s parents.
🌱 2. Malefic placements such as pluto, chiron, Saturn or Lilith in the 12th indicates a lot of skeletons in the closet when it comes to family and family history
🌸 3. Chiron in Aries/1st house or Leo/5th house is kind of bitch placement. The person basically feels like they can’t be themselves and there’s a lot of self-denial and/or not accepting themselves, how they really are, what they really want, etc. Lots of self-esteem issues
🌱 4. People with sexual placements in the 2nd house (Mars, Venus, Lilith, Eros, ruler of the 8th house) base their self-worth on how sexually attractive they are. If they don't feel sexually desirable to everyone, they feel like they're shit
🌸 5. Lilith is what people think Pluto/Scorpio is!!!! All that stuff about magnetic, sexual and intoxicating but dangerous? Lilith.
🌱 6. Scorpio/Pluto in 4th could mean that the person had to work hard to survive something growing up. It could be poverty, their parents’ expectations, an early trauma, etc. Whatever the situation is, the native felt like they grew up in a high-stress environment where they had to endure and survive
🌸 7. When it comes to degrees, the higher the degree, the bigger or stronger the effect. For example Leo degrees (5º, 17º, 29º) are fame degrees. 5th degree would give small fame, 17th degree would be normal and significant fame or recognition inside the person’s field and 29th degree is moreso widespread or permanent fame
🌱 8. Saturn in the 5th house is a huge indicator of turning your hobby into your job. Also these people can be very awkward in their personality
🌸 9. I’ve noticed people with Neptune in the 6th (maybe 2nd) house may have been hospitalized and if Uranus or Pluto are placed here also indicates getting surgery or operations for health reasons
🌱 10. People with Uranus or Pluto in the 1st, 2nd or conjunct the ASC could get surgery due to aesthetic reason
🌸 11. Mercury dominant people (or strong Gemini energy in the chart) like to have or get things quick and easy. For example they prefer a straight forward summary over an in-depth and elaborated explanation with too many details
🌱 12. Your moon sign shows how you see your past. Your 4th house represent how you see your childhood. But your moon represents under which light you always view your past and everything that has happened in your life in general. It also shows the type of stuff from your past you tend to focus on. Since Cancer and Pisces represent past and remenaicence, that's why Cancer and Pisces moons have trouble getting over the past.
🌸 13. Your 10th house on the other hand is how you see your future. Whenever someone asks you “where you see yourself in 5 years?” your 10th house is the one that’ll be answering that question
🌱 14. Gemini moon/mars are the LEAST likely to hold grudges (unless chart says otherwise)
🌸 15. The house where you have your Neptune indicates the themes you tend to lie about, don’t give much info, say stuff about it that are misleading etc. and in consequence people might not have a clear/correct idea of this part of your life
🌱 16. Virgo risings rarely or basically never pose for pictures. They just look straight forward to the camera, sometimes smile and maybe make a small gesture like putting one hand in their pocket or tilt their head but that’s it. (Virgo = minimalism)
🌸 17. Scorpios really don’t give a single fuck they just DON’T 😭💀 Remember this sign is all or nothing, they either care too or don't care AT ALL
🌱 18. I said it once and I’ll say to a hundred times more: Geminis are not two-faced, it’s LIBRA!! Seriously Libras are the FAKEST people I’ve ever met. Why? Because it's ruled by the planet of love (Venus), which means Libra has a knack for being liked by everyone and making everyone feel liked. HOWEVER Libra is an AIR sign and air represents mind, NOT feelings. In conclusion, Libra can make you feel "loved" (venus) and still not give a damn about you bc its air nature makes them prone to emotional detachment. That's why they are able to roast you and make it look like they're complimenting you, specially when they have Scorpio mercury.
🌸 19. Just like you look at where’s the ruler of your rising sign to get more info on your rising, check the ruler of your Sun sign for more info on your personal identity (check sign and house). For ex. I have Virgo Sun in the 9th. Ruler of Virgo=Mercury. I have mercury in Libra in the 10th house which makes me more serious (10th house) and diplomatic/people pleaser (Libra)
🌱 20. If you found that you “couldn’t” do what’s previously described because you’re a Leo sun, check the degree and decan of your Sun
🌸 21. I’ve noticed mercury retrograde people are the type of individuals who always know exactly the right things to say. You’ll always see them take a couple of seconds before answering but they tend to give very good responses
🌱 22. I’ve noticed many women with Virgo Venus/Sun/MC/Lilith have been slut-shamed at some point of their life or they’ve been seen as promiscuous/sexual/etc.
🌸 23. Capricorn moons are not emotionless machines. The thing with these natives is that their mothers treated them like an adult the second they came out of the womb, so basically they skipped the “love and affection” stage and went straight to the “grow up” stage, but they can love really hard and real deep (Capricorn is deep down a very sentimental sign). They are very ride or die people tbh, they are very patient, accepting and understanding
🌱 24. I've noticed that people at first deny their rising sign in Vedic astrology, but eventually they end up accepting it and they actually end up relating to it a lot. I feel like this is because our rising sign in Vedic astrology is usually the sign of our 12th house in Western astrology, which leads me to believe that our 12th house sign is not our shadow side but more like our deep subcontious personality and that's why we have a hard time accepting it when we see it as our rising sign in Vedic astrology. It's like your rising sign (in western) is the director of the play but your 12th house is the energy that previously wrote the script
🌸 25. So many celebrities have moon in the 11th house. Also this placement indicates that you had a mother that put you out there constantly like posting everything about you on social media, bringing you to big events or your mom was “famous” in some capacity
🌱26. Gemini risings tend to believe everything they are told. More specifically, once they find someone that knows a little bit more than them they’ll believe everything they teach them and will most likely rely on them intellectually, for advice, guidance, etc. This is bc they have DSC in Sagittarius which makes them see the people they associate with as masters and mentors while, as a Gemini rising, they identify as an apprentice.
🌸27. Both 8th house and 12th house have been associated with secrets. The different is that the 8th house represents what you CONTIOUSLY and deliberately hide from others and most likely deny to yourself (or not, depends on the person). 12th house on the other hand represents subconscious, things that are hidden even from you and you didn’t even know were hidden. 4th house is not necessarily secrets, it represents privacy, like when people have a sanctuary to just relax, unwind and feel secure, that’s the 4th house.
🌱28. Sun or Moon in the 4th house will make you a sociable but private person.
🌸29. Sun or moon in the 8th house will make you an intriguing and mysterious person.
🌱30. Sun or moon the 12th house makes you a very elusive or wishy-washy person
🌸31. I’ve seen many Scorpio sun/moon/mars/rising individuals obsessed with the idea of being prepared for a catastrophe. They could be the type to, for example, have some saved cash just in case something bad happens with their bank money, have a backup account just in case their main one gets deleted, could have a “leave before you get left” philosophy, etc.
🌱32. Is it just me or the astro community talks a lot about Aries moons???
🌸33. I’ve noticed people with 4th house in Virgo could have been raised in a very judgemental household where there was lots of taboos and prejudice as to what’s right and what’s not and the family was too preoccupied with a perfect and immaculate reputation. For example could have been raised with values such as “only criminals wear tattoos” or “you should stay celibate till marriage or else you’re a whore”, etc. and if the native broke those rules they could have been very criticized and almost loathed by the family. They native could have been highly criticized in general by their family
🌱34. I’ve noticed women that have their moon harshly aspecting Pluto, Uranus and Mars or overall have a very afflicted moon tend to have very painful period cramps
🌸35. Something I have noticed with Venus or Moon conjunct Saturn people is that the concept of unconditional love sounds like alien language to them. That of course doesn’t mean they can’t love but they have this deep belief that they have to achieve something in order to deserve love and stuff like that
🌱36. Also, I just noticed that people with Saturn conjunct sun/moon/Venus/ASC, Capricorn big 3 or Capricorn degrees in personal placements have gone through IT man, specially on an internal level. I've noticed going through depression is a common theme for people with this Capricorn/Saturn influence
🌸37. Virgo Suns could often struggle to find balance between having healthy ego and being humble.
🌱38. Also people with Virgo+Leo energy are the MOOOOST judgmental people out there. Imagine ego mixed with a sense of knowing what’s correct. They tend to believe they’re morally superior and easily liable people as inferior
🌸39. The underdeveloped energy of a sign asimilates negative traits of its sister sign. For example underdeveloped Virgo is overly perfectionist and judgmental to the point where they have unrealistic expectations (Pisces)
🌱40. On the other hand the developed version of a sign is balanced out by understanding its sister sign. For example Leo knows they are unique and special and deserves recognition but understands everyone is also unique in their own way (Aquarius)
🌸41. I’ve noticed a person can very easily manifest the stereotypical characteristics of the sign that naturally rules the house where their chart ruler is. For example if someone’s chart ruler (ruler of the ASC) is in the 7th house the person can easily manifest stereotypical characteristics of Libra like being a people pleaser
🌱42. Sagittarius ASC/Mars people are all fun, amicable and outgoing.... until they don’t get their way. They will get away from people and situations that won’t give them what they want and they can genuinely dislike people solely because those people don’t let them have their way. They tend to go around life like they have a free pass to get away with everything they want.
🌸43. People with ASC-Neptune aspects don’t have a very reliable vision of reality or themselves to be honest. I don’t know how people with this aspect haven’t lost their mind already. They are prone to subconsciously manipulating or easily getting manipulated. With hard aspects this is a lot more obvious but I’ve noticed with easy aspects this energy tends to go almost unnoticed and they easily get away with stuff
🌱44. Have seen many famous people with North node in the 2nd, 5th, 11th and 12th houses specially
🌸45. Air risings or air dominance with Sagittarius placements/degrees are people who love cartoons/animations/videogames regardless of their age.
🌱46. When I got into astrology I didn’t understand why Sun is in detriment in Libra, but oh man... All Libras I’ve met had HUGE issues with trusting themselves. They doubt themselves 24/7 and that’s not even an exaggeration and I’ve noticed they actually may have grown up doubting themselves for some reason or they had a family (their dad) that caused this feeling in them. Also I’ve seen that those Libras with Scorpio placements feel like they have to hide something about themselves otherwise they’ll be rejected. Yes they are endlessly charming, but that's because they have essentially created their personality around the desire of being liked/accepted. They always need to feel they have SOMEONE. Their sense of self, INDIVIDUALITY, independence and assertiveness is lost in the process. Unless they have fire and specially Aries placements to balance this out they can feel like they have no personality and that’s why they are often perceived as fake or shallow.
🌸47. Literally ALL Virgo placements one way or another will always suggest a way to solve your problems when giving emotional support
🌱48. I have a theory that, since 4th house is how you were raised, your home and your parents, your 10th house is how you’d be as a parent yourself and the type of home you’ll create yourself
🌸49. Contrary to my expectations, I’ve seen priests having a much more prominent 4th house (many times combined with 8th house/Scorpio energy) than 12th house. People with 12th house placements or stellium seem to prefer artistic fields rather than classic spirituality
🌱50. The house where you have your Pluto is a house you just can NOT take lightly EVER. This area of your life feels like a heavy topic to you in some way (you are either obsessed with it, find It traumatic, get extremely defensive over it, find it spiteful, you feel everything goes wrong, etc, etc.) Can also apply to the house where you have the sign of scorpio
🌸51. In synastry, Venus falling in the 12th house creates a healing dynamic in the relationship, the connection can feel cathartic specially for the house person. The house person might tend to always be comforted by the venus person’s support, always feel better (or even energetically “cleansed”) after being with them. The venus person never judges the house person and accepts them and is always willing to be there.
🌱52. I’ve noticed this pattern in people with mutable moons where they have absent mothers in some shape or form. Their mother is very inconsistent, she always comes and goes. Very often the native may have felt like their mother always “left them be” (virgo moon moms put restrictions but eventually are rather flexible)
🌸53. People with cardinal moons have bossy mothers. In many cases they can have the type of mother that is constantly making decisions for them, like their mother decides what/where they’re going to study for example (the house tells what type of things the mother tends to make decisions on).
🌱54. People with fixed moons have possesive and protective moms. While mutable moons have absent mothers, natives with fixed moons have mothers that are ALWAYS there in some shape or form. At the very least the influence of the mother is always there and they always have this sense of “loyalty” towards their mom.
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That's it for now, next observation post is just as long but much better, stay tuned and safe loves 💕
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proserpina-magnus · 3 years
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hey heeyy! your pinned post says that requests are open (ignore if they’re not!), but i have been dying for some hurt/angst fic or blurb about sirius watching the love of his life fall in love with someone else (could be another marauder like james or remus, maybe even regulus?)
much love, mwwah!
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Hi! I’ve seen your other request for a Sirius black angst but it was with regulus instead (I’m also going to do that one, that’s why I picked James instead for this). I hope you like it! Mwah (also sorry that you had to wait for this!).
Pretending ( Sirius Black )
Prompt: Sirius loves the reader but he has to watch them fall in love with James.
Reader: gn (they/them) - sorta fem at just one point.
Warning: angst, depression (symptoms), one sided love, lies, kissing, marriage, feminine reader, sorta a plot twist near the end but I can't tell you what it is.
Word count: 2.1k
Sirius, who was known as the cool, relatively dick-ish, passionate, and just a generally funny and loud guy; had one weakness, which would make him let his entire guard down, and it was you.
He felt hot in the chest whenever you laughed or heaven forbid if you doubled over in laughter and used his arm as a stabilizer. He felt completely powerless and he’d let his composure go whenever he was near you, now this was torture for him, since you’re his bestfriend- well despite James.
Sirius was close to a lot of his friends, but James and you had been his primal people. He needed you guys to feel good, he felt completely empty whenever he was alone without one of you to accompany him.
He had realized his love for you in the mix of fifth year, when you came back with a bloody nose and some busted knuckles. He had basically sprung to his feet and ran over to collect you in his arms, touching your face and hands to get a good look at the damage.
“What’s happened to you?!” He asked, James getting up as well to take a look. You were swarmed with their hands, pushing them back with a grin. “Snape said some shit, I had to do something about it,” That was enough to make Sirius heart throb and he knew then that you were the one. Little did he know, he wasn’t the only one who felt the same.
Now, in sixth year you both had shared your first kiss. Yet it wasn’t with each other, much to Sirius disapproval. You had skipped into the Gryffindor common room, spilling your guts that you had just shared a kiss with a guy from hufflepuff.
“Hufflepuff! Those wimps? Come on _____, don’t kid around with me,” Sirius frowned, upset that you were getting it on with some other guy that wasn’t him. He was easy to spot his own jealousy, trying to subside it but he just couldn’t.
“I’m not kidding Sirius! I think I actually really like him!” You whispered before falling against the couch beside him. Sirius looked at you before laughing, you peered over at him with a frown. “What?”
“What? You’re seriously asking me what? ______, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this ‘hufflepuff guy’, and believe me he most definitely doesn’t like you,” Sirius said, yet he realized the last bit was rude and he tried to correct it but you had already got up and pointed a finger at him.
“What’s so wrong with me that he couldn’t like me?” You argue, Sirius stood up to defend himself with a hand to his chest. “I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant that obviously if he hasn’t asked you on a date and just started kissing ya’ he doesn’t actually care and just wants to use you!”
You scoff, rolling your eyes as you fold your arms over your chest. “I’d think I could tell if some guy was just gonna use me,” you say, afraid Sirius thought you were some clueless youngling who couldn’t care for herself. A few more words spilled and you left angrily, pushing into James who had just walked into the common room.
“What did you say?” He asked, and Sirius fell back into the couch and waved him off. James followed after you; Sirius knew he should have gone instead.
Meanwhile, you and James were talking in the astrology tower. You spilled all your feelings and frustration out to him, James had calmed you down and explained how he had thought Sirius was right.
“Hey.. I mean, do you even know this guy? Does he know you?” James asked, you thought about it after you’ve calmed down enough. “No…” you reply and James leans against the edge of the railing.
“You shouldn’t just let guys play with your feelings like that… especially ones who don’t care about you,” James says gently, whispering almost. You look over confused, “what do you mean?”
He takes a step, then another and his lips meet yours. You gasp, your hand placing over the one that rests on your cheek. He tilts your head up, a few more generous kisses are shared. He pulls back, his forehead resting over yours.
“You should be with someone who knows you,” James says, nodding in awe as you kiss him again.
“I should,” you whisper, he smiles with red cheeks.
Sirius looked on the map, seeing the faint little hearts that surrounded your name and James. His heart stops for a mere second, or more than a second, he can’t even think to count the devastating seconds that lull into minutes, then turn into hours. He sits on his bed, watching your names and pretending it’s his instead of James's.
James skips happily to his dorm, crawling into Sirius bed; which had been closed to block the lamps and cave Sirius in darkness. “Pads, Pad wake up!” James whispers in his ear, he casts a silencing charm. Sirius doesn’t have to be woken up, yet he pretends to and sits up while rubbing his hair. “What James?”
“Me and _____, oh you won’t believe it!” James says in an almost girly squeal. Sirius nods as he tries to listen, but anger and jealousy fills in his body. James tells him all about it, and as much as Sirius wants to not listen he can’t help but not. After James leaves, he lays back down and pretends.
He pretends it was him instead, all of what James had told him he pretends it was him. And the details James left out, Sirius fills in the blanks. He imagines until the morning, when he hears Remus shouting at James to know why he’s so excited.
“Life is amazing when you’re dating the most gorgeous person in the whole world!” James calls, Sirius slumps back into bed, deciding he doesn’t want to get up. Dating? How could that have happened so fast?
The days draw on with Sirius half present, he would watch you and James. He was the first to witness the romance, seeing the hand holding and the kisses, the giggles and the I love yous. And every night, Sirius would lay in his bed and pretend it was him.
For months it went on like that, an endless pit of sadness and pretending. He felt sick, why should James and you not find happiness because he himself didn’t get the lover he wanted? He knew he should be happy for you, but he couldn’t with the unhappiness that filled him to the void.
Sirius sometimes forgot he was pretending, so wrapped up in his daydreams that he forgot you weren’t actually dating him. The realization that you weren’t his and he wasn’t yours was devastating everytime he thought about it.
He soon felt like he didn’t have a best friend anymore, it’s not like James knew of his feelings for you, but he still felt mad at James. But don’t get Sirius wrong, a part, a very small part of him was happy for you both but it was mostly covered under all the darkness.
He tried to move on, he tried to fall in love, he tried to get new friends, he even stopped smoking for a while- but none of those things made him feel good. He hadn’t realized how long it’s been til he was in his 20’s, hanging out in his apartment with James, Peter and Remus.
James had this look and mood to him, that they all catched on and Remus and Peter asked several questions to get him to spill why he looked so happy. James brushed them off, saying it was nothing but a good day. Soon after they left and it was just James and Sirius, he had finally told why the day was so good.
“Pads, look,” he said, digging through his jacket pockets and pulling out a ring box. Sirius breathed in hard, caught by surprise. He watched as James opened the black box, a diamond ring that was fit to your finger was presented. James gushed as he told Sirius all about how he wanted to marry you, asking for Sirius's blessing.
“My blessing? Why do you need that?”
“Well you’re her best friend and my best friend, it’s only right,”
Sirius nodded, over the past years he has gotten good at displaying his emotions when it comes to James and you. He smiled big, clapping James on the back. “Of course! Go ask them to marry you!” James started crying as he hugged Sirius.
“Think they’ll say yes?” He said through tears and Sirius laughed, embracing James tightly but more for his own comfort. “Of course they will, you’re the one who knows them best,”
With that, James went home and asked you. By morning Sirius had been bombarded with a happy engaged couple. He helped with the wedding, being offered best man; he of course couldn’t say no. He arranged many things with them, talking over venues and foods, flowers, dress code, he even went wedding dress shopping with you.
The dress shopping was what got Sirius the most, he was honestly confused when he was asked since it was a more girly tradition but he agreed. You tried on a few, Sirius' heart pounded in his ears but it was the fourth dress that had taken him star struck.
He watched you come out, red cheeks as you gushed you thought this was the one. He felt the room go silent, except he knew the other girls had been talking. His eyes went all over, your shoulders, chest, waist, and the flowing bottom half.
He felt a pain to his side, Marlene motioning for him to answer you. His eyes went back to your face, you eagerly waiting for his approval.
“It’s uh- yeah this is the one,” he whispers, you couldn’t quite hear but Marlene spoke up for him. You smiled big, happy he liked it and then asked him a heart shattering question; “do you think James would like it?”
Right, this was not your wedding with him. You were not going to be his partner, nor did he get to feel the excitement as you walked down the isles and wed him. Sirius welled up with tears for the first time since he came to terms with the relationship, you grew concerned and stepped down from the little walkway and engulfed him in a hug.
“What’s wrong?” You pleaded in confusion, taking his face in your hands as you wiped his tears. He shook his head, trying his best to keep his envy down. “You’re just so pretty, James will love it,”
All the girls were in awe of his words, thinking it was a reaction from a happy groomsman. You didn’t catch the real meaning behind his tears, you welled up with your own and embraced him again. “Thank you Sirius, you mean the world to me,”
He nodded into your neck, he felt the same numbness he had when he saw your name nexts to James on the map the years back in hogwarts. He grew unconcerned with time, days passing, weeks going by, until months appeared and it was time for the wedding.
It was a beautiful ceremony, of course with James money and your coordination- it was obvious it was going to be beautiful. Sirius stood behind James, the music chiming as people stood to see you walk down the isles.
James had a proud grin on his face, it almost shouted ‘look at them! That’s my soon to be partner! That’s the person I’m marrying!’ And yours held the same kind of pride, a bouquet of flowers in your hands- the one Sirius had arranged- and he watched you stop in front of James. Sirius had to remind himself once again, that you weren’t his.
The vows were made, Sirius almost tempted to stop the wedding when “does anyone object?” was asked, but he stood back and kept his mouth shut, he’d come so far with the lie and he knew it wasn’t far to ruin it- not when you looked so happy.
The cake was cut, the dancing began, and Sirius tried not to sulk in the corner. You begged him to dance and he agreed, twirling you around and he began to pretend again. He pretended he was your newly wedded husband and he actually began to enjoy himself, before James came into view and you rushed off to go dance with him. Sirius sulked back to the outskirts, hanging near the wall.
Sirius felt like there was nothing left for him, that there was no good in the world- that your happiness wasn’t enough to keep him happy, so when he was offered a place at the death eaters table, Sirius had taken it.
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lilxberry · 3 years
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You’re Still You - Carl Grimes
Requested by: @badrepwonder​
I was thinking, maybe you can do something that takes place in late season 7 where the reader and Carl are together and are cuddling while looking at the stars and constellations (where maybe he’s pointing them out because she can’t see it unless it’s pointed out). And maybe they get caught it up in talking about negan where he points out what negan told him about his eye, so maybe the reader tries to tell him thst it comedy bother her and he’s not ugly and whatnot, and it ends how it began with them cuddling under the stars
Honestly, I have no memory of what actually happens in the show like at all so I had to watch the scene where Carl shows Negan his eye to remember wtaf he said to him lmao (this is also kinda a gender neutral fic since I hadn’t specified the gender but I works for everyone then, I guess)
Also, I’M SO SORRY! I feel like I appeared so rude and blunt and shit whenever I replied to you within our conversation. I had been exhausted when we had been discussing your request and I just feel bad if I came across as rude or some shit
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Warnings: Carls missing eye? Negan. A little bit of language. Major fluff. Insecure!Carl.
Words: 723 (Short and sweet bruh)
Pairings: Carl Grimes x reader
(A/N: I used to have a major crush on Carl back when I was like 10 but then I realised that my taste in men is more matured than a 40 year old wine lmao.)
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“And that’s Aquila.”
You huff as you lay on your back beside the long-haired boy, the Sheriffs hat sat atop the grass beside him. “I still don’t see anything.”
Carl rolls his eyes before pointing up towards the dark, starry night sky, pointing out the constellation with ease. “It looks like a sad T, I guess.”
This caused you to snort but nonetheless now spotting what he had been looking at.  “Okay, I see the sad T. What next, boy scout?”
“Now…” he hummed thoughtfully before pointing towards a differently collection of stars. “That’s Canis Major.”
“Huh. Looks like a headless stickman.” The both of you chuckled before settling back down and enjoying the beautiful view of the stars.
The moment the sun had began to set, you and Carl had crossed over to the large, grass covered area in Alexandria and laid down beside each other facing up towards the sky that had slowly transitioned from hues of orange and red to deep blues and an abyss of black, pinkies locked.
Carl had spent the time telling you of constellations, pointing them out as you were at a complete loss as to what to actually look for. “You’d never make an astrologer,” Carl had joked. He told you of how he came to know so much, how he had learnt of all this, all while you had listened intently.
You turned your head to look towards the boy beside you, smiling as his gaze was still up towards the stars that were so far away but yet looked so close. Continuing to admire him, you sighed contently, enjoying this peaceful moment between you. More than what Carl was though, it seemed.
He felt your gaze burn into the side of his face and he had begun to feel self-conscious once more, the words Negan had spoken to him coming to the forefront of his mind. “Stop staring at me,” he whispered.
You furrowed your eyebrows and concern washed through you, filling your being with worry. “I’m not- what’s wrong?”
He sighed and pulled his hand away from yours, unlinking your pinkies before sitting up, knees bent and arms resting atop of them as he lowers his head between his shoulders. “Nothing.”
“Bullshit!” you exclaimed as you sat up quickly and moved to sit in front of him, legs crossed. “What’s wrong, Carl?”
“Remember when I went to the Sanctuary to kill Negan?” You nodded, not wanting to interrupt. “He-He made me show him my eye…” Your eyes softened and softly grasped his hand.
“He said it was disgusting, gross, that it’s no wonder why I keep it covered.” He snivelled. “Sad hing is, he isn’t wrong. It is disgusting and gross. I’m disgusting. I’m surprised anyone even still looks at me anymore.”
“Stop it!” you scold him. “You aren’t any of those things. It isn’t disgusting.” Placing the palms of your hands against either of his cheeks, sandwiching his face between your hands, you raise it upwards so he would look at you as you speak.
“Never believe a single thing that comes out of that assholes’ mouth. He hasn’t got a clue what he’s talking about. You losing your eye hasn’t changed a single thing about you.” You scooted yourself closer before continuing. “You still brave, smart, kind, caring, strong and no less handsome.”
Inching you hands up higher, you slow to a pause, waiting to see if he pulls back, which he doesn’t, before gently pushing the bandage up off of his missing eye revealing an empty socket and tossing it to the floor beside you. “You’re still you,” you whispered before leaning forward further and capturing his lips into a soft kiss.
With little hesitation, Carl reciprocates before gradually pulling away, breathing in through his nose and out shakily pass out his mouth. His left eye opens, revealing an oceanic iris. He sends you a small smile as he looks directly at you. “Thank you.”
You chuckle before moving to lie down once more, pulling him with you, returning to your previous positions. You scoot closer over to him, your fingers interlocked with his, your hand giving his a gentle, reassuring squeeze.
“C’mon, boy scout. Tell me more about that major canine.”
Laughter bubbled out of him as his left hand held his stomach. “Canis Major.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever.”
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the-cult-of-russo · 3 years
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In the Stars (part 2)
Pairing: Billy Russo x Reader 
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Request: So, first of all, I love your writing so much. I've just finished reading "In the stars" and I've loved it! Idk if you're taking requests but I was wondering if maybe you could do a part 2?
A/N: You guys… I had so many fucking requests for part two of this, I love you. I'm honestly overwhelmed by how much you guys engage with my work on here. 
Side note; I don't actually know much about astrology so take anything I say with a pinch of salt since it's done with surface level research for this. I'm more of a tarot girl myself and originally I was gonna switch the astrology to tarot since I know all about that. But I didn't wanna deviate from the request too much so I stuck with astrology. 
Warnings: cursing, bit of fluff, idk flirting? Talk of sex but no actual sex? 
If you guys want a part three to this which would mostly be smut then hit me up lmaoooo 
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You were lounging on a beat up sofa that was in the greenhouse at the back of the flower shop. The plants were watered and it was a nice day. You were taking a moment to relax and let the sun come through the glass above you like a cat basking in the warm glow. You knew a customer had come in a little bit a go. You'd heard a gruff voice ask Gemma for advice on flowers for his girl. But since you were never needed in the front, you just chilled out for a bit after popping some headphones in and vibing in the sun as you leisurely scrolled on an astrology site you were on. 
Maybe, just maybe, you'd been thinking about Mr Fancy Coffee man in the past three days since you ran right into him. You'd been sure you'd see him again at the time but it hadn't happened so far. Either way, you kept thinking back to his smile and his obsidian eyes and you smirked as you read what you'd already known when you'd called back after him to give him your own sign. 
'Aries and Scorpio Sex:
Aries and Scorpio like to turn the heat up with everything they do! So, you can imagine the bedroom as being one feisty! Aries is a fire sign, and Scorpio is a water sign. Mix fire and water and what do you get? Yes, it is steam! With this duo between the sheets, we pray the wallpaper can withstand the steam-effect! Aries and Scorpio are the same when it comes to an intense libido. They are energetic with enough energy to keep each other up all night long.'
You ripped your headphones out, tossing your phone on the worn out faded pink cushions as you bounded to the door to the main shop.
"Hey, Gem! Did you know that Aries and Scorpio are like hella compatible for sex? I mean we'd just be riding each other all ni-" your words died on your lips as you slipped through the beaded curtain to find the man from earlier who hadn't actually left yet. He was a little rough looking but he wore a look of shock and thorough amusement at your words as you smacked a hand over your mouth with a laugh. It wasn't really appropriate talk in front of a customer but even Gemma bit her lip to stifle her incredulous laughter. 
"I uh… I'm sorry," you murmured, a sly smirk on your face that said you weren't really sorry but said it anyway to be polite. He barked out a laugh and shook his head.
"Don't worry about it. Sounds like a hell of a time," he replied with a chuckle. It put you at ease that he wasn't going to start something about your behaviour, threaten to take his business elsewhere. It wouldn't be the first time you'd done that. 
"Don't mind her. She's the crazy plant lady," Gemma grinned as she continued adding flowers to the bouquet on the counter. Some pretty forget-me-nots. 
"Hey! I'm not crazy just because I talk and sing to them. It's science! If I didn't do that then all these beauties would be withering away in misery," you pouted playfully, earning another laugh from your best friend and chuckle from the man. 
You looked at him then and he was already looking at you. His gaze wandered your face and hair like you held the secrets to the universe and you quirked a brow curiously. Knowing he was caught out, he glanced away and cleared his throat but his eyes flit back to you. It wasn't like you weren't used to looks since you were anything but ordinary, but he looked almost like he knew you or something.
"Sorry… just… thought I recognised you," he muttered apologetically. 
"Oh trust me, you'd know if you'd met her before. She leaves quite the impression," Gemma snorted. 
"I bet she does," the man said with a small smile as he looked at you again like he knew something you didn't. Or maybe you were imagining it.
You grinned as you walked towards the counter, leaning your arms on it as you admired her work. The bouquet was filled with purples and blues and it was breathtaking. 
"Serious relationship?" You asked casually. The man looked slightly taken aback by your bold question and Gemma swatted your arm as you gave her a look.
"What?" You asked with a huff. The man smiled and shook his head.
"Nah, it's fine. It is. Been together for a little over a year now," he had a lovesick look on his face and you found yourself smiling back at him. 
"You love her?" You asked softly. He rubbed the scruff on his chin with a bashful look that looked at odds with the rest of him as he nodded.
"That I do," he murmured fondly. 
You pushed up and leaned your hands on the counter as you glanced from the flowers back to him.
"You should get her a succulent," you declared. Gemma snorted again as she trimmed the ends off some roses and the man quirked his brow.
"You mean like… a cactus or some shit?" He asked, sounding confused and amused. 
You rolled your eyes, whizzing into the back and grabbing a small terracotta pot with a baby succulent in it. It looked almost like a flower with how it's leaves were arranged. You bought it back out to the front and back to him as you set it down on the counter.
"Meet Emily. She's cute and sweet and she says forever," you shot him a cheeky grin and he snorted, eyes darting from the plant to you.
"I'm sorry… Emily?" He asked with a smirk 
"Hey, she's a living thing like you and me, why shouldn't she have a name? And don't tell the others but… she's my favourite," you whispered the last part, eyes darting to the beaded curtain like you didn't want the others to hear and when you looked back at him he was smiling and shaking his head at you. 
"Look… flowers are great and all, a nice gesture and pretty to look at, but they wither and die. They go from pretty to morbid which is why they're great for special occasions but they don't last. But these cuties… they don't take much maintenance, it's hard to kill them and they're more… permanent. Flowers are a great way to say 'I love you' in a shorter sense, but nothing says 'I'll love you forever' more than one of these," you mused with a fond look at the plant. 
The man stared at the plant for a moment appearing deep in thought and when you glanced to Gemma, she was grinning from ear to ear as she wrapped up the arrangement in pretty pale purple paper. A similar shade to your current hair color.
"Fuck it. I'll take… Emily, too," he declared after a moment. You beamed and slid the pot over to Gemma so she could pack her up with the rest of the goods and ring him up. 
"You're good at this," the man said after a moment. You flushed a little at his words and snorted. 
"I just care about the plants," you shrugged with a smile. 
Gemma finished the wrapping and started ringing up the purchases as the man's eyes darted between you both.
"So… you two ladies got any plans later?" He asked casually. He didn't seem the type to make unnecessary small talk but Gemma opened her mouth to indulge him anyway. 
"A few of us are going out later to the bar down the street. The Lizard? It's not been open that long but it's pretty chill. It's nothing fancy though," Gemma smiled softly as she accepted the money from him, opening the register.
"Fancy places wouldn't let us in," you snorted with a smirk, toying with one of the many rings on your fingers.
"They wouldn't let you in. Besides, they have good music there and they don't mind when we let loose and get a little weird," Gemma laughed. The man chuckled with a nod before glancing back at you. He still had that look of recognition in his eyes and you tried to think if you'd ever seen him before. 
"Sounds like my kinda place. I might have to go with Karen and some friends sometime," he mused with a nod.
"You should, if you run into us let me know if she loves Emily. You've basically both adopted a cute earthy child so…" you grinned mischievously. He snorted, seemingly unaffected by you being yourself and you liked it. It wasn't often you got to talk to customers like this which is why you often stayed hidden in the back.
"I will. Have fun ladies and thanks for these," with that he was off and you and Gemma grinned at each other. It was nice to have a customer like that man, even if he did look completely out of place in a flower shop. You had a feeling he'd come back for more things for this Karen woman he was smitten with. 
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Billy sipped his beer, dark gaze flitting around the bar before he settled on his best friend. Karen was leaning on his shoulder and the pair had been nauseatingly close since they got here. Curtis and David were also at the table relaxing and talking to one another. 
"Is there a reason we're here?" Billy drawled as he sat back in his chair a little more. This wasn't their usual haunt and they didn't normally deviate from it. It wasn't so much that he didn't like the place. It was relaxed and quite similar to where they usually ended up. But it was a break in routine and he wasn't sure why. 
Frank shot him a sly smirk as he sipped his beer and it made Billy narrow his eyes a little.
"Well… I have it on good authority that little Ms Aries is gonna be here," he said smugly. Billy hated himself the moment he sat up straighter like an eager schoolgirl, especially when his friends all cheered and laughed at the news. He'd only told Frank about her, but Frank being Frank… well he'd told Karen and Karen told Curtis and David and in three short days it had become a running joke that he was hung up on a girl he hadn't even been able to get the name of.
Billy tilted his head, long fingers tapping on the beer bottle as he levelled his gaze at Frank.
"And how would you know that when we don't even know who she is?" He asked with a raised brow. Frank had a shit eating grin on his face as he leaned forward on the table a bit.
"Because I found her at her work earlier," he grinned. Billy blinked at him for a moment, mouth floundering as he tried to absorb that tidbit.
"Okay… so as my best friend and therefore wingman, is there a reason you didn't mention it until now?" He asked dryly. 
"Nah, I thought it would be a nice surprise and I didn't want you to talk yourself outta comin' here. Never seen you hung up on a girl before and I gotta say, she's a fuckin' riot," Frank snorted. Billy felt an unnecessary pang of envy at him then. Envy that his best friend managed to find her, spend some time with her maybe more than he had in the street. He knew it was stupid. His best friend was head over heels for Karen after all, but it was there all the same. 
"She works at the flower shop," Karen supplied with a soft smile as she looped her arms around Frank's larger one. Great, so Frank told her before he told him. Did everyone but him know? Why he was feeling like a petulant child, he didn't know, but before he could open his mouth to no doubt say something ridiculous, Frank's sly grin widened as he inclined his head to the door. 
Billy would lie until the day he took his last breath about how fast his head whipped to the door. He almost broke his damn neck. But there she was in all her purple haired glory and Jesus fuck was she the most beautiful girl he'd ever laid his eyes on. How did she get even more attractive in three days? Shit was ridiculous. But not as ridiculous at the nerves that bloomed in his belly at the sight of her. He was Billy Russo. Ex Spec Ops sniper. Former marine. CEO of Anvil. Serial womaniser. But now he was just Billy. Dumbfounded, actually kind of nervous and moon-eyed Billy. 
He watched as she and another girl she came in with walked over to the table with a few people and hugged them. Her smile was radiant and his eye twitched when she hugged the guys at her table. He kept waiting like she'd lean in and kiss one of them. To feel that crushing blow. But it never happened. In fact, the girl she'd come in with snuggled up to the one of the guys and the other had his arm wrapped around another girl at the table. 
"Well… you gonna go and get her name or what, Bill?" Frank asked with a snort. Billy cleared his throat, rolling his shoulder and glancing back to his beer before he shrugged.
"After my drink," he tried to sound casual but Frank's gaze softened a little and he hated that his best friend knew him better than anyone. He was just thankful Frank didn't call him out for it.
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You and Gemma had gotten to the bar a little later than usual because Gemma's cat snuck out the apartment and you'd had to hunt him down. He was cute but a menace but once he was back safe at home you'd both made a beeline for the bar. You had a few shots in quick succession to make up for the lost time and you weren't drunk but you felt the pleasant warmth spreading through you as you laughed and joked with your friends.
"Oh, I love this song, dance with me," you beamed, not giving Gemma a chance to protest as you grabbed her hand and moved a little from the table. It wasn't a club and there wasn't a dance floor but there was adequate space between the tables to dance. No one else was dancing but it was hardly the first time you and Gemma did this. It was always fun and amusing. 
You wrapped your arms around her shoulders and hers went around your waist as the pair of you giggled and swayed your hips. There were a few cat calls but it was all in jest. It was obvious you two were joking around by your over exaggerated movements and Gemma singing loudly and very off key, with your friends joining in the chorus. You loved your group of little weirdos. 
You turned around in her arms, hands still around her neck from behind as you swung your hips, eyes closed and a smile on your face. But when you opened them, they landed right on Mr Handsome himself who was at a table with some others and he was staring at you with wide eyes and a small smile. A grin spread across your face as you continued to dance. You knew you'd see him again. You paid little attention to anyone else as your eyes locked with his and he sat up a little straighter as he noticed he had your attention. 
You smirked, flashing him a cheeky wink as a call back to when you last met before you spun back around to face Gemma.
"So… the super hot guy over there in a maroon sweater? Looks like he's stepped right off of vogue? He's Coffee guy," you murmured giddily. Gemma didn't even hide the look she shot him before she laughed and looked back at you.
"First of all… wow. And second, he's like legit staring at you so hard right now," Gemma smirked.
You bit your lip with a smile as the song ended. Gemma gave you a hug before returning to her seat and then you made your way over to the bar and waited for the bartender so you could grab a beer.
"Can I get you a drink, astrology girl?" His smooth voice sent a shiver down your spine and you glanced over to where he was now standing next to you. 
"Of course. Beer please, Coffee boy," you grinned cheekily at him. He chuckled, ducking his head as he waved over the bartender and asked for two beers. 
"I told you we'd meet again," you murmured with a smirk, sipping the beer once it was placed in front of you. 
"You did. Although I think my friend Frank had somethin' to do with that," he replied with a smile as he glanced over his shoulder. You followed his gaze to his table and saw the man from the flower shop. Your eyes widened as an incredulous laugh left your lips and you gave him a thumbs up. You heard his laugh from across the bar. The woman with him was smiling wide and also watching you both, as were the other two men at his table. You had a feeling if you glanced over at your own friends they'd be doing the same thing. 
"So… do I get your name yet?" He asked, leaning his forearms on the bar. His shoulder brushed yours and it felt like a jolt of electricity shot through you. You glanced at him, a coy smile on your lips as you took another sip of beer. Your tongue darted out and swiped over your lower lip to catch a drop and you didn't miss how his dark eyes were drawn to the motion. It made your stomach clench. 
"Y/N," you smiled softly. You couldn't help it, you'd have given him anything he asked right then with the way he was looking at you. His face brightened when you relinquished your name, his eyes crinkling a little as he grinned. His teeth are perfect. I want him to bite every inch of me with those things.
"Billy," he offered, raising his beer bottle. You grinned as you clinked yours with his and you both took a drink. 
"I read some pretty interesting things about the sexual compatibility of an Aries and Scorpio," you murmured with a wry grin, nibbling your lower lip as you looked at him through your lashes. He was so close to you and you could feel his warmth through the layers of both of your clothes. And he smelt good. It almost made you dizzy.
"Is that so?" He asked, dark eyes intent on you and only you. His voice was lower than before and you fought the urge to jump him right there. You flashed him a toothy grin, a mix of flirtatious and just plain impish that made him smile.
"Apparently we're a match made in sexual heaven," you teased softly. 
You watched as he swallowed thickly, his Adam's apple bobbing as he did. His almost black eyes felt like they were setting you on fire from the inside out with how heated his gaze was.
"Well now I gotta problem. Because I wanted to ask you on a date first but you're makin' it really hard for me to have any restraint," he purred. Shiiiiit. That tone alone would have you needing to change your panties when you got home. 
You smirked, all sinful as you leaned into his ear, your hand going to his firm forearm. You heard his breathing hitch before you even said anything as your hot breath landed on his ear.
"I'd really like that date," you whispered with a saccharine smile. Honestly, you weren't known for your patience and you wanted nothing more than to drag him back to your place and fuck him until neither of you could walk again. But the idea of a date, of dragging it out a bit, it intrigued you. The man had lived rent free in your brain since you both collided three days ago and as much as it would kill you, you knew the wait would be worth it and only make it better. 
You moved back a bit, your face still ridiculously close to his and he flashed you a devilish smile all of his own before he leaned down and kissed you. It was an intense kiss. Full of hunger and passion you'd never felt before and you didn't hesitate to kiss him back eagerly. There were some cat calls and you had a feeling a few came from your friends but you were hardly fazed by your brazen kiss with the most handsome man in the world. 
When you broke away, you were both panting and you felt your cheeks flush a little at how he looked at you. There was definitely arousal there but he also looked slightly awestruck. You flashed him another grin before slurping some of your beer and he chuckled as he did the same. 
You spent the next few hours sitting beside Billy at the bar as you got to know one another, all the little mundane details that really made up a person. You felt like you'd never get tired of looking at him, of hearing that smooth as silk voice or watching how expressive his face and eyes could be. And no matter what you said, whether it was embarrassing stories about your friends or about the plants at work, he acted like you'd just told him the best story ever. He was attentive and soaked up all of your words greedily. You couldn't remember the last time someone made you feel like this. 
You left the bar that night after agreeing for him to pick you up at 8 the next night and exchanging numbers. You'd kissed him that time and it was full of as many promises as his kiss had been. And you didn't miss the way Frank clapped his back once he returned to his seat either. The wait would definitely be worth it. 
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dumbasstrology · 2 years
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part two to my whatever-this-is
Part two let’s go I guess So now I’ll cover the moon signs. Having the chance to look at the charts of several people I’ve known and connecting their moon signs to different ways they acted and reacted, I’ve learned a good bit about moon signs. Obviously I’m not an expert, I don’t take Astrology as a profession this is a hobby unlike that meme, hold on let me get it, 
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yeah that one, so this is coming from someone who doesn’t really own many books on Astrology and just studies it for fun.  Moon signs are how a person responds emotionally to a situation. I’m not referring to an immediate reaction, I’m talking about how they feel inside. Something they may not always communicate or talk about. But if you know what to look for from a person with a specific chart, you’ll recognize some things about the way they act and talk after something happens. It’s more complicated than I make it out to be but, that’s the short and simple idea of it. Let’s proceed.  Aries moons try to act tough and strong about everything, you’re never going to see them lacking but, inside they’re a mess of feelings and they’re unsure how to work through them so, instead of communicating them they choose to hide them and put up a front of “it doesn’t bother me, I don’t care, I’m fine” but inside? A total wreck.  Taurus moons are very straight forward about their feelings and they only feel a certain way for you once, and if you fuck that up it’s gone forever. They’ll love you very fiercely and intensely and it’s hard to actually piss them off for real but if you do something that actually damages them it’s over, and they’re not going to forget, they may eventually forgive you but it’ll never be the same with them.  Gemini moons are quite airy with their feelings, as their element would suggest. You’ll never truly understand or know what they’re feeling unless they trust you enough to tell you, or they’re shit face drunk and they believe in that moment that you’ll hold their secrets close but in the morning they pretend it didn’t happen and deny everything they said, blowing it off as “I was drunk, I said some stupid shit and it didn’t mean anything”.  Cancer moons are the dominant of the moon sign, exalted in Capricorn. They really do carry the burden of feeling everything intensely, from love to hate to hunger. Both in food and for people. Unlike Cancer Suns however they’re much less likely to discuss their feelings and they’d rather keep said feelings neatly wrapped up and hidden in their head, and they may cry but they’ll never tell you the full reason why.  Leo moons are more Leo than Leo Suns, this is where they’re feisty, they’re aggressive and competitive and if they love you, you are theirs and if you’re looking at someone else they’re pissed and jealous. Just don’t fuck them over and they’ll spoil you rotten with love.  Virgo moons are very concerned with appearing neat and well preserved and as such, aren’t very willing to spill their feelings out to anyone. Don’t allow this to make you think they don’t have feelings, they certainly do - they just know how to conceal these feelings.  Libra moons are so open to love and want to spread it to everyone. They have so much love and they need to give it out to everyone. One of the moon signs most likely to forgive someone because they just can’t contain their love and they need an outlet. While they’re very open with love, other feelings are more personal and they don’t share much, preferring to keep it to themselves. They have a damn good facade of being a pure bean full of love but there’s so much more underneath.  Scorpio moons have a reputation of never forgiving and seeking revenge and it’s true. Hurt them bad enough or betray them somehow and they’re after your ass. They will never admit they’ve been hurt but they’ll make your body disappear by feeding your corpse to a pen of pigs.  Sagittarius moons are quite similar to their Sun counterpart. They seek an adventure, they want new experiences and new people. However while they have many friends, these friends aren’t close to them. They’re more private than you’d assume and they hide themselves well. You’d never guess their emotional turmoil because they’re so good at saving face.  Capricorn moon are very articulated and methodical. They have already decided what you’re going to know about them, to the percentage. They do a good job of learning a person quickly and as such, can quickly decide how much of themselves that person deserves to or needs to know, either to gain a friend or to chase some form of success. Aquarius moon are a lot more emotional than they let off. They’re aware of their feelings and they can handle and vent said feelings, but almost never in front of others. However because they’re so committed to containing and hiding their feelings, naturally it becomes too much over time and their feelings build up until they topple over like Jenga blocks and they have a total breakdown in front of whoever is unlucky enough to be hit with their anger, sadness, hurt or fear.  Pisces moon is similar to Aquarius moon in the sense that they both are aware of their feelings and can handle their feelings, however they diverge in the sense that Pisces isn’t as scared of someone seeing their feelings. They’re more scared of being left alone with their feelings, introducing the rumor that they tend to veer towards drugs. While this is possible, I think their more likely move is to find someone, anyone who will let them share their feelings so they don’t feel as alone with their overwhelming thoughts and feelings.  Okay that’s it for the moon signs, thank you for reading and have a nice [insert time zone relevant time of day]
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