#don’t get me wrong that man is also a geek
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Absolutely rolling thinking about how yukiko shinichi looks like hakuba. No hate to hakuba he is a nerd (affectionate)
Case closed count: episode 633
#sorry to hakuba but I think other people consider shinichi to be cooler#don’t get me wrong that man is also a geek#but he carries himself with such confidence that you can forget#at least for a little bit#until he starts to wax poetic about Sherlock Holmes#in-universe at least. shinichi is a total nerd. to me#🫶#detective conan case closed#detective conan#dcmk#dcmk art#shinichi kudo#hakuba saguru#curly hair conan
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Freestyle love (Steddie holiday drabble)
Written for @steddieholidaydrabbles, day 22 prompt, Sports AU.
Nobody ever wanted Eddie Munson on their swim squad, and uni competition was no different. Until Steve Harrington decided to play by the rules.
WC: 966. Rating: T.
CW: none really. Tags: Enemies to lovers, whump, university/college AU.
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"Munson's freestyle times smash half the teams.'" Steve pushed his wet hair from his eyes, double-checked the stopwatch. “He’s in."
"That science geek pond-scum?” asked Steve's swim co-captain, standing with him beside the pool. "No way. You read the numbers backwards again, Harrington?"
"Shut up. I’m calling this one."
When Steve broke the news, Munson pulled off his swim-cap and a mass of dark, damp hair tumbled out. “One of your teammates said my tats automatically disqualify me,” said Munson.
“That’s bullshit.” Steve actually found Munson’s freaky tattoos bizarrely compelling. Oh, and the body beneath—all lean rope-like muscle, not massive shoulders, but a decent swimmer’s physique. “We need you. You beat most of the sports scholarship guys.”
“I know.” Munson shrugged. “And you can take my place on your dumb squad and stuff it up their buttholes.”
“What the heck, man? Why did you trial, if you don’t want in?”
“To show you over-privileged frat-house dicks you ain’t special. I qualify every year—you’re just the first knucklehead to notice. Anyhooo.” He poked his tongue out stupidly. Steve planted his hands on his hips and couldn’t glare harder. “I’m off to Who Soc.”
“What Soc?”
Munson’s shoulder clipped Steve’s as he passed—possibly an accident, but he nearly toppled Steve into the pool.
“Screw you, man! Crawl back to your den of Satanist freaks, like I care.”
“Yeah?” Munson poked out his tongue again, wiggled his fingers. “Hexing you, Harrington. Oooooh, bet you’re pissing yourself.”
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Eddie had simply been getting one back for the little guys, against all those over-pumped numbskulls.
He still felt bad when he heard what happened at the inter-state semis—some moron dived into the pool on top of Harrington in the shallow end, breaking his leg.
It bugged Eddie. So much he wound up visiting Steve at the hospital.
When Eddie sidled into Steve’s room, Steve’s pale face—peeking from behind his plastered leg in traction—said it all: What the heck?
“Hey,” mumbled Eddie. “Guess I’m the last person you expected.”
“On my list of expected visitors, you were somewhere below Elvis.” Harrington seemed pissed. Also genuinely bewildered.
He was still sexy as hell.
Especially now Eddie couldn’t find it in his cold, metal-loving heart to hate the guy. Mmmm, and was it kinda wrong to wanna lick those well-muscled arms, and picture him shirtless… even when Harrington glowered at him from a hospital bed?
Eddie raised his palms in half-hearted surrender. “I owe you an explanation. I’ve been doing swim trials since Middle School. My time is always good—the place I grew up in was right by a lake—yet nobody ever gave me my place on the squad before. This face never fits.” He gurned a silly grin. “Then you went and flew in the face of all the laws in the universe and offered me ‘in.’ I guess it... blew me away.”
“I was only following the goddamn rules.” Steve grumpily puffed his flatter-than-usual hair from his eyes.
“Yeah, and I was a dick, and the Hex thing was dumb. I didn’t really… you know…”
“I don’t blame you for my stupid accident.” Steve rolled his eyes. “Contrary to popular opinion, I'm not a complete moron. I'm scraping a pass in English Lit, okay?” As the atmosphere softened, Eddie shuffled nearer Steve’s bed. “Good job. Who's gonna keep me here on a sports scholarship now?”
“Sorry, man.”
“Jesus, it’s not your fault!” Up close, Harrington looked exhausted, possibly even in pain, with dark smudgy shadows around his eyes. “You know, you can do something to make this less shit.”
Eddie’s heart squeezed oddly—gratefully? “What?”
“Take my place in the squad.” Steve mumbled toward hands clasped in his lap. “I recorded your times, made it official. The place is yours to claim. I'd tell the team myself… if any of them came to visit.”
“You’re kidding?”
“Nobody’s got time for a swim co-captain who’ll never swim competitively again.”
A lump clogged Eddie’s throat. Harrington’s face worked strangely, too… Shit, shit, shit! Eddie reached out, tentatively squeezed Steve’s shoulder. Steve looked up sharply, eyes large and liquid. Damn, the boy was tense.
“That stinks,” said Eddie.
“Yeeeah.” Steve’s laugh was shaky, while Eddie’s mind raced:
“Dude, I’m in a ton of non-sports societies. D & D, model-making, Who Soc… Uh, maybe not that one for you. I can bring a few of the guys and gals here, see if you get into anything.”
“I don’t need YOU to find me friends.” Harrington’s spikiness proved short-lived. He unleashed a resigned sigh: “Look, man, I’m not exactly in the mood for parties, but… If you wanna come back… that would be cool.”
Suddenly, neither of them could look at each other. Eddie’s face was burning. Could he actually be into me?
“Tho’ if you’re not fresh from swim practice when you arrive, I’m not interested, Munson.”
Eddie hooted: “You blackmailing me?”
“I can play dirty, ya know, buck expectations, too.” Steve went in for the kill. He smiled up at Eddie, a proper, hot-as-hell smile, which reached his too-pretty brown eyes.
Is he hitting on me?!? Eddie gawked like a goldfish.
“See you tomorrow?”
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On the day of the national finals, Steve watched from the stands. When Eddie slammed home for victory on the final leg of the freestyle relay, Steve was on his feet—okay, propped by his crutches—cheering his head off.
As soon as Eddie could get away, he clambered, wet and dripping, through to the rear of the stands and planted an even wetter kiss on Steve's lips. Steve threw his arms around his boyfriend. It was great to finally be with somebody to whom only the real things in life mattered.
"Love you, Champ," he whispered in Eddie’s ear.
"Love you, too." Eddie kissed him again.
Victory had never felt so hot.
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Thanks for reading :) Also part of my steve whump fic series (mainly steddie) on ao3
#steddieholidaydrabbles#steve x eddie#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington whump#steve harrington x eddie munson#steddie fanfic#stranger things fanfic
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Neil trying to be cool to get the attention of a client (disinterested in him) being totally cringe and geeky with his movie recommendations
im a filmbro just like neil so i really resonate with this
my inbox is open for requests!
warnings: one mention of sexual content, mild mentions of violence, neil being a geek with zero rizz
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It’s not often hot people walk into Gumshoe Video. There’s the regulars, the families, the loser film bros who are there at least four times a week, the teens who try to rent pornos, and old people looking for the classics.
When you walked in, Neil almost dropped his fast food cup filled with Dr. Pepper. You’re exactly his type, and he pushed the other employees out of the way so he could be the one to help you.
“Hi, I’m Neil. How can I be of service?” he greets you, perhaps a bit too enthusiastically. You look down at his name tag and note that it says owner underneath his name.
“I don’t need any help, thanks,” you smile politely and continue walking. You aren’t trying to be rude, but you had a long day at work and this puppy dog of an employee is only going to get on your nerves.
“Are you looking for anything specific?” he asks, following you down the aisle.
You sigh. “No, just something to watch.”
“We have a huge selection. What’s your favorite genre?”
You resign yourself to the fact that this man is going to be up your ass until you leave the store.
“I don’t know. Action? Comedy?”
“Well, right over here we have Fast and Furious.” You wrinkle your nose. “We also have The Dark Knight.”
“Uh, no thanks. The villains in those movies are always so cheesy.”
Neil hums and scans the shelves, looking at the collection of videos for rent. “If you want a comedy we have Daddy Daycare, Superbad, American Pie…”
“I think I’ll just look around myself-”
“Or if you want something classic, we have Citizen Kane, Casablaca, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now-”
“Look, Neil,” you sigh. “I appreciate the suggestions but I really don’t need any help.”
Feeling rejected but not letting it show, Neil nods and steps away. “If you need anything, I’ll be behind the counter.”
You nod and watch him walk away before turning to browse the movie selection by yourself. It takes you a while to find anything that you were interested in, but you settled on Friday the 13th. It’s not what you’d usually go for, but your life needs a little excitement here and there.
From across the store, you could hear the other employees ridiculing Neil for “striking out”, though you’d have to argue that he never even got up to bat.
When you walk up to the counter to rent the movie, no one is to be found. You look around and find a bell on the counter labeled ring for assistance. You hit the button and the bell rings, and immediately following the chime is a thud and a curse. You peak over the counter to see Neil crouched underneath it, rubbing the top of his head.
He stands up and looks at you, putting on a charming smile like he didn’t just embarrass himself.
“All set?” he asks.
“Yep,” you reply shortly, handing him the box.
“Friday the 13th,” he reads. “That’s a good one. You didn’t tell me you’re into horror.”
“I’m not really. Just wanted a change,” you reply, figuring if you engage in his small talk, he’ll let you off the hook sooner.
“Did you know this was filmed at a real summer camp in New Jersey?” You shake your head. “It’s still operational, actually. The only set piece they had to build was the bathroom; everything else was already there.”
“That’s really interesting,” you smile, lying.
Unfortunately that was the wrong thing to say, because it made him perk up. “If you think that’s interesting, wait until you hear this…” He ducks under the counter again and comes back up with another movie in hand. “Scream was based on a series of real murders in the 90s. Ghostface was based of the Gainesville Ripper who killed five students in Florida. He wore a black ski mask, which was the inspiration for the movie.”
Neil must have noticed your concerned face and stopped.
“Uh, sorry. I guess giving a stranger facts about a serial killer is kind of weird,” he chuckles.
He scans your movie, swipes your card and prints out your receipt. Before he handed it to you, he scribbled something at the bottom.
“Thank you for renting from Gumshoe Video. Have a nice day,” he smiles.
You give him a polite smile back and on the way out of the door, you look down at the paper in your hand. He wrote what looks to be a phone number, but his handwriting is too messy for you to make out the digits.
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boyfriend headcannons - kwak jiseok
☆彡 sorry for the delay on this one! I gotta wait for the delusions to hit juuust right before I write them LMAOOO hope you enjoy! 🫶🏻
word count: 812 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: all caps used, he’s a stem major (I don’t make the rules), teasing, not proofread, lmk if I missed anything!
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IT’S JISEOK TIIIIIMMMEEE
Jiseok doesn’t strike me with the same hardcore “boyfriend agenda” and Jungsu or Seungmin do, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be a great boyfriend!!
there would literally never be a dull moment between the two of you
he’s such a good listener
much like Gunil, Jiseok looks at you like you hung the stars when you talk, and he never forgets a single detail
all of your favorite hobbies? your niche interests? he knows everything about all of them
you are both giant nerds but it’s okay!
while you might geek out over tv shows and bands, Jiseok geeks out over science
he’s such a loser (/pos) (and I love him for it)
he will never escape my stem major headcannon NEVER
but this also means that he would be a great help with homework if you’re also a science oriented person!
chemistry? he’s got you
biology? piece of cake
you know what he can’t do?
PDA
again, I’ve talked about this, but I need to elaborate more
Jiseok blushes and practically folds in on himself like a chair at the slightest mention on girls
it’s one of the things I find the most endearing about him
so imagine how he feels walking around with you
he is absolutely baffled that you chose to date him so he gets so giddy and excited when you show PDA
he literally can’t handle it because he just loves you so much and he gets so excited
he’s like a little kid in a candy store- he just can’t get enough
SPEAKING OF LITTLE KIDS
Jiseok, much like Jungsu, would be great with your siblings or cousins!
he would talk video games with the older kids
good around with the younger kids
gang up on you with your family, always taking their side instead of yours
playful feasting is definitely a love language of his!
I think Jiseok would score some mega points with the adults in your family and also with your friends!
they would all see that he’s both incredibly musically talented and book smart, plus he makes you happy so he’s literally the ideal man
the jack of all trades of boyfriends
the… boyfriend of all trades? okay moving on
your friends are JEALOUS
“Where did you find him? I need a boyfriend like that!”
TOO BAD go get your own this one is mine hee hee 🤭
such a polite man
his manners 📈📈 through the roof
his middle name is chivalry
he would be the sweetest, most loving boyfie around 🥹
if something is not to your liking he’s fixing it for you right away!
your wish is his command
okay we need to get back to the feasting real quick
he is so goofy
downright odd
but we love him
I can fully imagine him hiding behind a corner or doorway just to pop out and scare you 💀
harmless pranks all the time
prank wars are very common between the two of you
you have a lot of very strange inside jokes that other people would literally need code to decipher because they wouldn’t make any sense to anyone else
Jiseok is always down for an adventure!
the most basic tasks feel fun with him because he knows exactly how to keep a good energy flowing!
but he can be serious too, don’t get me wrong
long, serious phone calls after a bad day at work or while he’s away are very common
he’s not afraid to get emotional with you!
Jiseok gubes me the vibe that if you cry, he’s gonna cry too (same tbh)
he just cares about you so deeply and he’s never felt that way about anyone else
he shows his love and appreciation for you in any way he can, no matter how odd
he buys you things that make him think of you
he probably has your work/school schedule memorized so he knows when he needs to make dinner or pitch in around the house because you might be busy
if you use a purse I can imagine him holding it for you and calling it his “murse” LMAOO
I feel like he would give you an assigned animal too? idk just a thought
“Well if I’m a duck then you have to be a goose because of duck duck goose.”
his logic? flawless
if you don’t know how to play already, be prepared for guitar lessons
if you don’t want the lessons, at least be ready for concerts
he will make up songs (sometimes they’re good, sometimes they’re not) or learn your favorite songs and perform them for you
and you will always be there in the front row :)
god I love Jiseok
at the end of the day, your relationship is lighthearted, fun, and Jiseok feels very lucky to have you in his life 🩷
taglist: @dazzlingligth , @mini-mews , @mxlly143 , @somethingaboutcheese , comment to be added!⁎⁺˳✧༚
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amh if possible could hoy make hdcns for the dorm leaders ( separately ) reacting to their mc fem explaining the marvel universe and then puts them to watch the movies hehe ( ..also mc's fav hero is dead-pool ;) bc it gives me laugh imagine their reactions about this xd) , thanks in advance and take care<33
This certainly ended up being a little bit of a crack fic but it ended up amusing. Hope you enjoy it.
At first, he scoffs as such a time-wasting thing as wanting to watch dozens of movies. Where is the educational value in this?
He is just too polite to refuse to listen, so he’ll end up letting you describe all your favorite scenes to him.
You are better off if he doesn’t take an interest because, if he does, he is going to turn into the worst sort of comic book geek. Be ready to have him quote lore from issues of source material at you during any discussion on this from now on.
What do you mean who would win? In Volume 3 #3, Thor clearly defeated Iron Man. Don’t get upset Prefect, I don’t write the lore, I just recite it.
Doesn’t appear to be interested but, if you pause long enough, he’ll prompt you to go on. It’s important to you, so he’ll try to care at least a little.
You’d never tell him this, but you love to banter with him because it reminds you of your favorite character. Sometimes you wonder if he’d be pleased or offended to know who you remind him of.
Movie marathons? Not only is he willing to do them with you, but he is also often the one who suggests them. Don’t be deceived though, it’s not for the movie but for the quality nap time on the couch with you.
Don’t turn that off, Herbivore, I’m watching it. What do you mean I don’t know what’s going on? This is the part where we learn her mom isn’t dead after all. So quiet down and keep the lights off.
Please, he is in Board Game Club with Idia. You think this is the first time he has hmmm’d himself through a conversation about fictional characters?
Wait, you say that this makes a ton of money? Tell him more about this merchandising and licensing. Especially that, what do you call it…ah, Happy Meal.
You can eventually talk him into watching the movies with you for ‘research purposes.’ When you do, you can’t help but notice how teary-eyed he gets at the sad scenes. He’s just so sensitive!
Deadpool is also his favorite character. He feels a sort of connection to certain parts of his story.
So, she chooses to stay with him even though he looks like that? No, I’m not blubbering. No, I don’t need you to cuddle with me. Ok, fine. Just for a little while.
He doesn’t get it, but he still loves it. Sure, you have to explain everything to him three times, but he gets excited over your excitement. Call him any time to talk about your theories on how things would have gone if Thanos had made a different wish on the infinity gauntlet. He doesn’t mind if it’s 3 AM (just don’t let Jamil find out).
Movie marathons turn into parties. Why just watch the movies when you can have themed snacks and dress up too? Hulk smash cakes and Black Widow berry cobbler? Yes, please.
His favorite part of any film is the soundtrack. If he hears a song he likes, he gets up to dance along. It’s pretty disruptive when you are watching the movie but when you see how much fun he is having, you find you don’t really mind after all.
Sorry Prefect, Jamil says we can’t have dance battles in Scarabia anymore. Ooh! But come by the Pop Music Club later. I’m going to play all my favorite songs for Cater and Lilia. Ahaha!
You were worried Vil would dismiss your favorite Marvel films as inferior art, but he is actually rather generous about it. He believes the film should suit the audience and, as so, there is nothing wrong with films like this that serve to entertain the masses.
Still, he can’t help but be critical of everything while you watch. He doesn’t criticize the things you’d talk about with your friends but topics you’d hardly even notice while you watched like the set design and lighting.
You notice Vil seems secretly fond of Loki. You think the idea of the Villain that survives the main movies to get his own spotlight series appeals to him.
No, Potato, I’m just saying the angle isn’t right for this sort of tone. A shot from below would be more effective. Plus…wait, are you having more popcorn? I don’t think so, it’s past the time you can snack before bed.
You had expected Idia to be all in on the Marvel Universe but, at first, he is oddly resistant to it. He’d rather recommend you one of his own favorite hero movies. If you disagree on which is better, he is more than willing to fight with you over why his is best!
After a heated argument, he puts on some of the movies to watch so he can come up with targeted points about why his own shows are better. This does not work out for him as he gets sucked in himself. Next time you meet up, he wants to go over tiny bits of lore and speculate on future plot lines from hints in the past movies.
You might think his favorite would be Iron Man because they both are innovative engineers, but he is a fan of Ant Man. Shrinking down to a size where you can hide from everyone; it’s an introvert’s dream!
Prefect, this is serious business! I’ve drawn up plans. So long as we sleep only 2 hours a day and avoid taking any breaks for food, studying, and showers, we can finish at least three seasons this weekend. True fans like us need to be ready to sacrifice for the shows we love!
There are many things Tusnotarou doesn’t understand, and this is one of them. For starters, he barely knows how to use his smartphone, let alone how to stream movies and shows. So, before you can even start explaining the plot, you must explain the whole concept of series and interconnecting shows to him.
He doesn’t get it, but he is happy to watch with you. Your reactions to the show are far more amusing to him than the actual show. Plus, he feels like he learns so much about the human world from your conversations. A subway, how intriguing an idea. Humans are so fascinating.
Even though he watches politely, he isn’t very impressed. They can fly? Well so can he. Magic, lightning, superstrength? All just part of being a dragon. Perhaps instead of being interested in these superheroes, you’d rather learn more about him?
Lilia, do you think I am a superhero? The Prefect has been explaining this concept to me in great detail lately. I can’t help but notice the many things I have in common with these so-called heroes. Why yes, Lilia, now that you mention it, I am wearing a cape. Another point in my favor. Fu fu fu.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#idia shroud#kalim al asim#azul ashengrotto#malleus draconia#vil schoenheit
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Gone Baby, Don’t Be Long
E42!Miles x reader
2.9k wrds
COLLEGE AU 💜You meet Miles during the summer break between freshman and sophomore year of college, and during the year you start developing feelings for him.
warnings: language, suggestive, drinking, oblivious reader
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He met you in a club, dancing like you were looking for somebody. Miles couldn’t help but give in once you made eye contact.
Dancing with you made him feel intoxicated, your smile made him borderline dizzy. Once the song ended he walked you to the bar.
“You’re beautiful,” was the first thing he said to you.
“Thanks. You too.”
You internally slapped yourself. He laughed, covering his smile. Shit. This guy was Micheal B Jordan level handsome. The purple bar lighting made his dark skin glow. It accentuated his muscles peaking from his jacket.
You sipped on your drink, feeling the substance warm your chest.
“Whatchu doin after this?”
You.
“Nothin ma, you tryna come over?”
A smile was your answer. You swayed next to him while waiting for the uber. You definitely drank more than you thought.
Miles took notice, holding your hand and bringing your back to his chest. He leaned down to whisper in your ear:
“Lean on me, mami”
You fell asleep on his shoulder on the drive to his place. He picked you up and carried you inside, laying you on his bed before sleeping on the couch.
You woke up in his bed to him making breakfast. He was playing a record: New Amerykah Part Two by Erykah Badu. It was a special edition with a purple record.
Immediately you geeked out, singing along in your smudged makeup and wrinkled dress, in the apartment of a man you’d known for less than 18 hours, chatting about the greatest neo-soul artist of all time.
“You like plantains, ma?”
“Obviamente.”
It was a fast friendship.
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“Friendship.”
It’s been months. Miles has either lost his game, or you are severely ignorant. How could he be friends with a beautiful girl that listened to the same music as him?
When he found out you both attended the same university, he invited you to a study date. Clearly he didn’t emphasize the ‘date’ part enough.
Here you were, on his couch in your pajama pants and one of Mile’s shirts, looking beautiful; talking about a cute guy you saw at the Taco Bell drive through.
You looked up from your laptop to see his deadpan expression.
“What’s the stank face for?”
“I dunno, (Y/N). What you talkin’ about other guys for?”
“Who else am I gonna tell?”
He kissed his teeth and looked back down at his work. You were used to it. Miles was a touch and go kind of guy, you could never really tell how he’d react.
Sometimes you would think you barely knew him. He was sweet around you, but most other people seemed to steer away. He was rarely without a bruise or two or a scratch. You wondered where he got them.
You still liked him. Every time you hung out with him you cursed yourself for not making a move the first night he brought you over. But since he never pulled anything like that, you figured your attraction was unrequited.
(You were wrong, by the way)
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You and Miles shared a Sociology class, and after a tough final exam you really wanted to surprise him with something nice.
You tried to think of foods he liked, but it was difficult. Anytime you hung out together he always insisted on getting whatever you wanted.
Close to giving up, you texted his old high school roommate you remembered meeting at a party Miles brought you to a while back.
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YOU: GANKE!! THIS IS URGENT!!
YOU: what is miles favorite food 🙏🏼
GANKE: who is tjis
YOU: 😒
YOU: y/n
GANKE: oh shit!
GANKE: miles gf
GANKE: idk probably tostones
YOU: awesome thanks
YOU: also we’re not dating
GANKE: …
GANKE: sure
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Tostones were easy enough. After getting ingredients and frying them, you put them in a lunchbox with some guacamole.
As an afterthought you grabbed some Coronas and some limes and left your dorm to catch the bus to Mile’s apartment.
On the way over you were deep in thought. You met Miles last summer, and you had been friends for close to a year.
You were always sleeping at his place, studying with him, eating with him, partying with him. You knew his family. He knew yours.
He wasn’t your best-friend. Because what you felt definitely wasn’t friendly. It was hungry. You ached for him. You wore his clothes for gods sake.
Shoving the baggage out of your mind, the bus came to a stop a block away from his building.
You knocked once.
Twice.
Three times?
Okay. So maybe he went somewhere else after taking the test. But he did say he was going home…
In your mind you weigh using the key he gave to to unlock his front door and let yourself in vs. being a normal person and giving up.
A soft thud from inside shifts your decision to the latter. You enter the apartment quietly, setting your bags and shoes on the floor before entering the living room.
It was an eery type of quiet. You heard wind flowing through an open window in another room down the hallway. A low groan, and another soft thump.
“Miles?”
The shuffling coming from the other room came to a dead stop. You made your way down to Mile’s room, turning and—
“¡Díos mío!”
You ran to a slumped Miles, covered in shallow cuts that were bleeding profusely. You touched a hand to his face, and he inhaled sharply, taking your hand in his and bringing it to his lips.
“Hola mami,”
“Are you fucking serious Morales? ¿Qué pasó?”
“Eso no es mi culpa,”
He let out a laugh that turned into a shallow cough. Your throat tightened, and you felt your eyes turn shiny.
Okay. Focus. First Aid.
“Miles. Where do you keep your first aid kit?”
“De…Debajo de la cama,” He strained.
You opened it to find most of the supplies depleted. With paper towels and clean water from the kitchen you dabbed at his face, frowning at his pained expression.
Being this close to his face should have had you rejoicing. You ran your hands along every curve of his head, your thumb swiping his bruised lip.
There was a larger cut near his scalp you were being especially careful of. Embarrassed, but determined, you stood on your knees with his legs tucked between yours, and his head leaned towards your chest as you cleaned and applied ointment to his scalp. A few butterfly bandaids finished the job.
“Done.”
He suddenly lifted his face to meet yours, and you fell back, your butt landing on his thighs as his hands reached up to catch your hips. He was impossibly close, maybe three centimeters was between your noses. You could see his speckled brown irises, a million shades of beautiful. You were breathing heavy. He moved closer, his eyelashes brushing yours as he looked down at your lips and
“I—um. I brought you tostones. and beer,”
The trance broke. His eyes met yours and he broke out in a grin that had you blushing all the way to your toes. You scrambled off of him and apologized for if you hurt him.
“Don’t flatter yourself, you couldn’t hurt me if you tried,”
Miles used the window to pull himself up, straining as he did so. you wrapped an arm around his waist and led him to the living room. After he was sat on the couch, you went to get the (now cold) tostones.
As you handed him a beer your hands brushed and he gave you the same look as earlier when you were on top of him.
Shit— was he going to kiss you then? Did you ruin it? You drank half your beer quickly, drowning the thought.
“Aye, you good ma?”
Misreading, Miles kicked himself for letting you find him like this. He thought you were drinking over his injuries.
Grabbing your empty hand, he held it, and looked at you all serious.
“Baby I want you to know that I trust you. And I know you aren’t some moral saint but I gotta let you know something about me that isn’t lawful,”
He was tipsy. You were tipsy. Miles felt his truth flowing from him to you, intoxicating him further. It was just like that first night. He had wanted to kiss you so bad, to do more than that. But you were drunk. Shit, he was drunk too.
He closed his eyes, breathing. Feeling your hand in his, small and un-calloused against his rough skin.
“Y/n. I’m the Prowler,”
Opening his eyes to see your reaction, he was caught off guard by your wide grin.
“…Yknow I could be emo and shit, Morales, and tell you that our relationship is over because you’re some type of vigilante,”
Your words slurred, your eyelids low. You said relationship instead of friendship on purpose. Feeling him hanging off of your words, you kept it slow.
“But…”
You bring both hands to his cut up, bandaged, and tipsy face.
“I know you’re a good person. People gotta do shit they don’t wanna do. I know you worry about your mama and how she’s living—“
You sigh.
“Miles I grew up in Brooklyn. I know how it is. My family survived by doing some illegal shit. I’m not gonna lie and say I love what you’re doing but please don’t d—“
You don’t know when you started crying. Miles wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you into a hug. With your face in his neck and hand twisted in his shirt you cry. Embarrassing and ugly, heaves wracking your chest.
“Please don’t die on me, Miles,”
You feel his body shaking, and pull back thinking he’s laughing at you. He’s not. Miles G Morales is crying.
“Oh jevo—“
You don’t think about how easily the name slips from your lips. You pull him into you. His cheek on your chest as he shakes and holds onto you like a life raft.
He falls asleep like that. You, with your back against the cushions, him slotted between your legs with his head on your chest.
Mile’s weight and even breathing puts your to sleep, your fingers caressing the curls at the nape of his neck.
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“Hey, Y/n, I love…” Too much.
“What’s up Y/n, are you free later?” Nah, that shit didn’t work last time…
“Do you want to go on a real date sometime Y/n?” Fuck.
Miles drags his hand down his face with a groan. You really have him whipped, cause he’s been standing in front of the mirror for half an hour talking to himself.
A week ago when he’d told you he was the prowler he thought that was progress towards a more… romantic type of relationship.
Almost like he was giving you the amount of trust he needed for this to really work out. Jesus, he needed to man up.
Why is killing people so much easier than asking out the girl you like?
It was almost concerning how easily you accepted him. You were too good for him. You were everything good.
The way you smelled, the way you walked, the way you got along with his mom, the way you always—
*knock knock*
Showed up at the right time.
Miles walked over to the window next to the fire escape and unlocked it. As soon as it was open, you launched yourself at him.
“Hey—hey ma chill!” He exclaimed as he stumbled backwards, arms wrapping around you.
You stared up at him, chin on his chest. After getting off work, you decided to head right over to Mile’s and spill all your feelings.
Your favorite coworker had recently asked out her now boyfriend, and it inspired you to be bold. But…
Now that you were here and wrapped around him, it felt less easy.
“What’s on your mind N/n?” Miles asked, guiding you to sit next to him on his bed.
“Um… I just got off work and wanted to… I dunno. See you, I guess. Sorry. I sound dumb and I definitely smell like frying oil.”
He grinned at you, tucking a stray curl behind your ear.
“How about you shower, mami? You got clothes here. I don’t gotta see Unc until 9.”
You nodded, getting up and turning to hide your dumb smile. Why was he so romantic and handsome? Someone needed to detain you before you jumped his ass.
You walked into the living room in a towel. Miles laid back on the couch watching soccer.
“Hey, Morales, can you tell me where the—“
He turned to look at you, his eyes widening before slapping his hands over his eyes
“Aye mami where yo clothes at!” He shouted turning away from you.
“You never seen a girl naked before Morales?” You quipped.
Usually he would have a response but he seemed almost shy. Weird.
“I put your clothes in the dryer. It’s your nike shorts and that Aaliyah shirt you stole from Ma”
“Cool. Thanks.”
When you arrive back in the living room properly dressed Miles lets out a sigh of relief.
Something in him felt guilty for relishing the glance he caught of you with water droplets still clinging to your skin, and towel stopping at the top of your thighs.
“Do you have a blow dryer?” Your words knock him out of his trance.
“Yeah. Follow me, it’s in the bathroom.”
Miles plugs it into the wall, and you feel a pang in your chest.
“Did your girlfriend leave this here Morales?”
Miles laughs.
“I dunno, did you?” He replies.
That shut you up real quick.
He grabs a boar hair brush and blow drys your wet curls straight section by section. He’s gentle, a soft smile resting on his face as he works.
As he moves to unplug the blow dryer you turn around, facing him with your back against the bathroom counter.
Once again, your find your faces close, his hovering above you now that you’re both standing.
“You got to stop playing with me Miles, or I’m gonna think you’re serious”
“About what, ma?”
“Don’t play dumb. You know I like you and you still—“
“I didn’t know that.” He says softly, breath catching in his throat.
“I didn’t know you liked me.” His hand found your cheek, stroking the soft skin.
“Well..” You say, your voice shaking. “Now you do. So—“
His lips catch yours suddenly, and you gasp into the kiss before leaning into him. Your arms stretch up to wrap around his neck, burying him in your lips.
His hands hold your face, tilting you to the side as his tongue pokes though your lips deepening the kiss. You moan at the action and his takes the opportunity to grab your thighs and set your butt on the counter behind you, putting your faces closer.
His hand finds your lower back and you arch into him as he kisses you dizzy. His lips are soft against yours, and he tastes delicious. His small whimpers send shivers down your spine.
He pulls away suddenly, his eyes lidded as he breathes heavily. His lips are shiny.
“Y/n, you wanna go on a real date sometime?”
“You have to say it first.”
“Say what?”
“I said it, so you have to say it. Say you like me, Morales” You cross your arms across your chest.
He chuckles, hands leaving your thighs to hang at his sides.
“I can’t do that,”
“Why not?” You frown.
“I don’t like you,” The fuck?
“I love you, Y/n. So much.” Miles moves closer to you, kissing you.
It’s softer this time. He pulls away and wraps his arms around you. You do the same, hitting him on the back. He leans back to look at you, tears welling in your eyes.
“Woah, woah, hey ma I’m sorry I shouldn’t have joked like that-“
“I love you Miles Morales.”
His eyes widen and he laughs. You hit him in the shoulder, tears dripping down your face as you cry.
“Why *hick* are you laughing dickhead?!”
“Cause my girl being ridiculous and crying cause she loves me so much.”
“Your girl, huh?” He wipes your tears with his thumbs, drying his hands on his shirt.
“Yeah. You’ve always been my girl. But now we can be kissing and shit”
“And shit?”
“What, you need an example, ma?” You squeal as he hoists you up, wrapping your legs around his waist as he carries you back to bed.
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Miles wakes up to his 8:30 alarm. The sky is dark. You shift next to him, still asleep. He kisses the top of your head and drags the blanket to your shoulders before getting out of bed to get his Prowler getup on.
He stands in the living room, twisting his mechanical glove onto his hand as he hears you shuffling into the room.
“Miles?” You rub sleep out of your eyes and look at the soft purple glow in the dark room. You’d never seen Miles in his Prowler suit in person. Only on the news.
“Hey ma. I gotta head out for a bit,”
You walk over to him quickly and wrap him in a hug, the cold metal of his claws rest on your back.
“Come back and be safe Morales. I’m not leaving until I see you come back through that window.”
“You got it ma.” He pecks your lips and closes the window, jumping from the fire escape. You sigh, walking back into Mile’s bedroom and tucking yourself alone under the covers.
Gone baby, don’t be long.
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first fic🤭 (on this tumblr) pls enjoy and ignore any errors because i am literally just a girl
i also have a 1610!Miles fic in the works. It’s getting long so part 1 may be coming soon. Love ya!
(Actually one last thing: “Debajo de la cama” is also a lyric in Lo Busqué by Ana Bárbara)
#across the spiderverse#earth 42 miles morales x you#miles gonzalo morales#miles morales prowler#black reader#latina reader#jellyfics#earth 42 miles x black reader#earth 42 miles fluff#Spotify
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Anonymous Asks: "Weird request if u even do request, maybe u write something about Ranger!Alan"
Oooh yes, I wanna write more Alan stuff!! And this gave me an excuse to geek out about birds again too >:3c
Content: mostly just goofy cuteness and bird nerds, slight yandere hints at the very end because it's still Alan lmao
The whole day’s been a bit of a bust, really. A couple of red-bellied woodpeckers, a mockingbird, and more grackles than you can count. The woods are nice, at least. It’s cold and breezy, a lovely day for a hike. You’ve gotten a decent amount of exercise in, walking around the nature reserve to try and find interesting birds.
You’re about to give in and head back home when a sound stops you in your tracks. It’s a sharp staccato of a call. It goes on for a few seconds and then abruptly stops. You wait for an agonising minute before it sounds once more. It could be… It would be a longshot, but… Maybe…?
It’s hard not to get your hopes up. You try to temper them with reminders of the day’s disappointments. But you can’t fully push them down as your eyes scan the trees for any sign of the bird who made the call. There’s a flash of yellow overhead, and then the call sounds once more from behind you.
You turn slowly, watching the bird zip by overhead again to land on a new branch, hidden from your sight. Its wingspan is only about seven inches. A spark of hope flickers in your chest, and you once again try to push it down. There’s no way…
It flies past again, still too quick to properly focus on its pattern. You can only really get a good idea of how big it is. About four and a half inches long. It’s yellow and black and white and… maybe it is? Maybe it really is?
It lands on a branch further into the woods. You slowly bring your binoculars up, desperate not to make a move sudden enough to scare it. All you need is one good look at it. Just one glance at its pattern and colouration before you can be certain in your identification. Just one look…
Snap.
The bird takes off with a startled call, flying far too quickly for you to follow. You watch it go, your one chance at a successful bird sighting that day. With a scowl, you round on the idiot whose careless footsteps scared it off.
“What’s wrong with you?”
You wish there was more venom in your voice, but mostly you just sound a bit like your scolding an unruly child. The man behind you has the good grace to look embarrassed. He rubs at the back of his neck, removing his ranger hat to hold it to his chest.
“Sorry about that.”
Your anger simmers down to a mild annoyance at the sight of his uniform. It’s hard to be mad at someone whose job it is to keep the woods safe. Still, did he need to be in this stretch of woods right now?
“The one interesting bird today, and you had to scare it off.” You sigh and run a hand through your hair, letting your binoculars fall to rest around your neck.
“There was a bear sighting.” He sounds half defensive and half amused. “In this exact spot, in fact.”
His amusement is lost on you for all of ten seconds before you follow his gaze to your arms. Oh. Your brown jacket and brown pants. It’s so stupid, you can’t help but give an incredulous laugh. A bear sighting.
“Now that I think about it, the woman who called it in was rather old. And was also checking the lost and found for her glasses.” The ranger grins at you, stifling a snicker.
“For fuck’s sake.” You give something between a laugh and a sigh, flipping your notebook closed. “Do I really look like a bear?”
He stares appraisingly at you for a moment, and you can’t tell if it’s in jest or not. “No, you look like a twitcher.”
You purse your lips. “Birder, actually. I don’t care how rare the bird is, I’m just trying to fill this thing.” You lift your notebook for a moment.
He holds a hand out. “Your life-list? May I?”
The momentary hesitation isn’t lost on him, and when you finally hold the notebook out, he handles it with great care. He flips through it, looking at the list of birds you’ve seen. You’re rather proud of it, normally. It’s got a good number of birds. But you’re sure that it looks nothing short of pathetic to a ranger.
“What were you hoping to add to it?” He finally speaks up once he finishes perusing the list.
“Oh…” You can feel the heat rising in your face. It’s almost embarrassing to say aloud now. It’s so unlikely that you were right anyway… “It doesn’t matter. I don’t think it’s what I thought it was.”
He hums thoughtfully. “And what did you think it was?”
“A… Golden-winged warbler.” You feel stupid, saying it aloud. Such a rare and elusive bird? How could you have seen one here? “It was just, I mean the call. And there was yellow on it. It was the right size and shape…”
“It’s possible.” He takes it so seriously, it catches you off guard. He nods and replaces his hat, glancing off into the trees. “The lake is just through there, it would make sense.”
“Have you seen them around here before?” You find yourself drifting closer to him, warming to the conversation.
“Oh, yes.” He nods solemnly. “Rescued a nest from a particularly boisterous off-leash dog last spring.”
You grimace. Off-leash dogs, a birder’s worst nightmare. They scare off all the wildlife, not to mention the harm they can do to the native bird populations. The idea of one getting to the nest of such an endangered bird sets you on edge.
“Good thing a ranger like you was here to save them then.” You tilt your head, scanning his uniform for some sort of nametag.
“Oh,” he seems to realise what you’re looking for. “Alan.”
You smile and introduce yourself. “So, Alan…” the name suits him. “You really think it could’ve been a golden-winged warbler?”
“Not sure enough to add it to your life-list, but… Could’ve been.” He seems to get an idea, eyes lighting up as he gestures for you to follow him. “But maybe I can make it up to you for scaring it off?”
It’s… not a good idea, following a strange man into the woods. But he’s a ranger. And he seems so excited to show you whatever he’s leading you towards… So you follow him.
It’s peaceful, walking in the woods with him. He treads more carefully than you’d expected from that first twig snap. He seems to enjoy the sounds of nature as much as you do, maybe even more. He leads you through the thinning trees towards the edge of the lake.
He stops suddenly behind the last big tree before the clearing, pulling you around to stand in front of him. He holds a finger to his lips and leans down until his head is right next to yours. He guides your eyeline with his finger, directing your gaze to a tall white bird standing at the water’s edge.
Your heart pounds. You’re not sure if it’s because of his warm body pressed close against your back and the tickling breath brushing across your neck, or from the sight of a new bird you’d never expected to see.
“Is that…?”
“A great egret.”
“But they’re coastal birds. There’s hardly any in the state at all.” You keep your voice to a barely audible whisper, but he seems to have no trouble picking it up. You idly wonder if he can also pick up the sound of your heart beating wildly in your chest.
“There’s a single nesting pair who come here around this time of year.” His voice is so low, you can feel the rumble of it in his chest. “I thought it might make a nice addition to your list. I didn’t see it on there.”
As he pulls away from you, a nervous grin blooms on his face. His hand drifts up to rub at the back of his neck again. It’s endearing, how sweet and gentle he is. How eager he is to make up for his mistake. And how excited he seems about the wildlife in the forest.
You pull out your notebook, adding the great egret to your list. Your phone buzzes in your pocket just as you tuck the notebook away, and you grimace. It’s your alarm, it’s time to go home. With a sigh, you stand on your toes and press your lips to Alan’s cheek in a friendly—if impulsive— kiss.
“Thank you, Alan.”
He watches you hurry back into the woods with a shaky exhale, fingers drifting up to his cheek. There’s so much more he wants to say. He wants to ask for your number. To ask if you’ll be back to look for birds again soon. To ask if you want to go to dinner. He wants to chase after you and offer to walk you back to your car.
But it’s all he can do to let his knees give out and lean against the tree, hearts in his eyes. He will see you again. He’ll make sure of it.
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*chin hands* tell me about Darla Aquista!!
ok so there’s Darla in comics and then there’s Darla as I draw her, bc I think there are a few distinctions. Also bc this is Darla and not Laura I only took pictures of her pre-death for examples
This page is the first time we ever see her, with Tim instantly crashing into her. She’s very nice about it, and having read through her appearances pre-death in robin I can confirm that “kind” is probably her main character trait.
Here we learn that Bernard is like majorly crushing on her me too bear dw but he’s too afraid to approach her bc she’s always surrounded by the “giant jocks”, who turn out to be pretty chill. Unfortunately for Bernard, and because Tim is the main character, Darla develops a crush on Tim.
Darla isn’t just her looks, though - she’s very smart, and she can piece together the limited information to come up with just the right picture. I’d also like to point out how she talks to her dad - she’s used to getting what she wants from him, and the fact that she knows he’s withholding information annoys her. Luckily for her dad, she manages to derail herself, and we can also see a bit of bitterness in her last speech bubble - “I think he made her up as an excuse not to date me.” Which, to Darla, is pretty much exactly how it is. As she said, no one’s ever seen Steph. And she says it on the other page, too - everyone likes her, but none of the boys ask her out. And, as a fifteen/sixteen year old girl, who clearly would like to be asked out, that’s a very frustrating situation
now. She goes about this in very much the wrong way. I’m not going to sugarcoat that. The main thing I’m noticing from her throughout her appearances is frustration. She’s frustrated that her dad is hiding things from her. She’s frustrated that she thinks Tim’s lying to her.
She takes the rejection well, though, and seems amicable with Tim afterwards. Though, Tim, really, if you’ve just established that you’re not interested in her, please don’t ask her to sneak off with you to go to a restaurant together. It’s not a good look
And here we have them as their little trio! The dynamics here go crazy, but frankly my biggest question is where did her jocks. She doesn’t seem to be quite over tim, but she’s not kissing him out nowhere, so that’s something. 2000s comics, man. Bernard appears with his little conspiracies, and Darla indulges him to a point. She’s clearly not all that invested, but she does let him ramble on for quite a while.
She’s circled back to one of her other frustrations - her dad hiding things. Manipulates is a strong word, but she definitely sweetens Tony and Milo up so she can hear the answers she wants. Unfortunately for her, this is the issue she (and her drivers, rip) dies in, so she doesn’t get clear answers before then.
She clearly cared an awful lot about her drivers - as she said previously, they’d been with her for years - tony had just had a baby, and while it’s not on this page, she was distraught for him. This is the last page I have saved, but it happens pretty soon before she gets shot and dies.
in summary, Darla was kind, patient, and sheltered - but she also harboured a lot of frustrations and jealousy. She died at sixteen without ever really getting the truth out of anyone, she never found out if Steph was real, her dad never sat her down and told her the real reason she had bodyguards.
Comparatively, my version of Darla isn’t really as passive - that’s not an insult to canon Darla, by the way. Also, my Darla is a lesbian, so that kind of cuts out the whole jealousy plot she had around Tim and steph
She’s still kind, still frustrated, but she’s less sheltered, and she definitely knows more than she’d ever actually let on to her dad. She goads Bernard into coming up with more outlandish theories, once they get past her fake I-don’t-care persona she’s just as much of a geek as they are. Tim mentions a girl? Uh, you mean her girl. Bernard is after his stepmom, Darla is after his girlfriend, he can’t win. This time her frustration over Tim and Steph is that she can’t find her so she can mess with Tim by flirting with her.
Sorry this took a while I wasn’t really sure how to say what I wanted to say 😭 hopefully this answers your questions abt her <3 if you want to know more abt my Darla feel free to ask 💛
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Writing for Eddie? 😳 what would that entail so I can agree!
OKAY OKAY OKAY STOP ME IF I RUN ON FOR TOO LONG
so he’s a very goofy bf <3
Maybe Y/n and Eddie have known each other since like preschool since they in the same grade (obviously y/n being 18 bc I’m not into that, him being 20 like it said in the show, he failed his senior year twice. So you’re both senior) but didn’t really talk because they run with two different groups
Maybe shes with the art kids, or popular (let me know about which one!!!!) and since he’s one of the “geeks and freaks” he wasn’t around her much
But then senior year hit and maybe y/n became friends with Nancy so since Mike is obviously friends with Eddie he was just around when y/n was around
And Eddie finally got the courage to talk to y/n when she had to drop Mike off to play d&d bc Nancy was busy
And he comes up to the car all 😁 like always and he starts out with some cringy shit like “what’s cooking, good looking?” And y/n was instantly intrigued bc of how goofy the man is but also his style is so cute and she wasn’t sure if he really was all metal head, scary, big and mean like he tried to put on
And soon enough she figured out that some of those are true, but he’s a total softy 🥺
Always wanting to hold your hand, learning your favorite songs on guitar so he can play them for you, anytime he’s upset he goes to you and rants and sometimes cries to you and you get to wipe his pretty tears, he’s always wanting to cuddle, when you have sleepovers he never leaves your side and always wants to be cuddled up, omg he would even be one of those people who sit in the bathroom while you shower and talk to you because he didn’t want to be alone and he wanted to be away from you while under the same roof
Speaking of sleepovers
I feel like it would take him a while to let y/n stay at his trailer because his bedroom his messy and the trailer is a little messy (the maid took the week of again iygyg) but once he was able to have a day off where he wasn’t focused on school he would clean up the trailer as much as he could- or as much as he knew how to and invite y/n over to stay the night
And like y/n would be so excited to be over there, thanking him over and over for finally inviting him over
And he would be so happy she was so happy
Trying to cook her a meal but he’s shit at cooking so he just fucks everything up
So they order from a diner or something and have breakfast for dinner
And once it was time to head to bed he would travel on back to his room, kiss his guitar of course, and y/n would be like” :0 I’ll help you clean your room if you want all you had to do was ask if you needed my help!!!” (The mess stressed me out the first time I saw his room) and he would get a little embarrassed like “oh, yeah, sorry”
But she didn’t mind bc that’s her man and if he needs a little help of course she’ll help! So she cleans for him and he’s like “you don’t have to do this plz, it will get messy again soon enough” and she’s all “hush! Once it gets messy again I’ll help you clean again” she thought it was cute bc it was so boyish of him to still kiss his guitar, have his laundry, dirty magazines, all that strewn across the floor and stuff
And she would so make him have self care days like she does every weekend
So she would tell him “come over freshly showered, stinky!”
And she would make him do the face masks, hair masks, cucumber over the eyes, all of that stuff
And he would just agree bc he wants to see her happy
And he would so like “introduce” her to weed
And he would show her how to smoke and stuff bc she’s like “how do you inhale? I don’t want to do it wrong?” And she’s embarrassed bc she doesn’t want to look stupid in front of her boyfriend but he’s okay with it bc he has no reason to make fun of her. He just wants her happy and safe the first time she smokes
And omg they would have sooo much fun and eat everything in the trailer together 🥲
And their pet names for each other
I feel like Eddie would be such a “baby girl, sweets, beautiful, pretty girl, etc. kind of guy” and she would call him “stinky, Ed, baby, babe.” And every time she called him “stinky” (which was often) he would get all ☹️😣 but it was cute to see his reaction because he started acting like a baby
Plz the boys would so tease him for it
Eddie would be so into d&d that night, his show voice on, getting so excited but every time y/n made a noise (maybe she’s just sitting in and watching bc Eddie missed her company) he would turn back and break his crazy character like “you okay, sweets?”
And i just know he’s so funny and so goofy and he’s always making her laugh and flirting with her ☹️🥺
And omg once he finally graduates they would graduate together 🥺
(Shut up I know what happens the last episode but that’s a big fat lie and I’m ignoring it and I haven’t even watched it bc I’m trying to cope without seeing it)
She would be so proud of him
Help and I feel like his uncle would love her because she actually helped Eddie study and she pushed him to his absolute best in school
And her parents would eventually love him
Ugh
And she would go to every single one of his gigs no matter what :(
And she would force all her friends to come even tho they weren’t into all that metal music kind of stuff but she knew Eddie deserves the crowd because let’s be honest he’s knows how to shred that fucking guitar
Help but he would be so horny 🥸
After their first time of course
Maybe they lost their virginity’s to each other :(( lmk what you think abt that!!!
And after their first time he would be so attached
Just so touchy
More touchy than he was before
A hand on her thigh
Taking a quick grab at her tits
Stop and she would wear all his Iron Maiden, Metallica, old horror shit like rob zombie and stuff, all those kinds of shirts (my dads a huge metal head so I grew up with this🙏)
And he would be a soft dom, right?
Like all cute during sex, smushy, kisses, holding hands, but then again some times he would get a little too freaky
Knives, blood, they would both so have a crying kink, degrading, hot wax, piss (?) 👁👁, spit, all of that
And sometimes he would give it his absolute all, the knives out, licking over her little cuts, his grip leaving bruises
But then other times he would be all soft, gentle strokes in and out while he tells her how pretty she is while pressing kisses all over her cheeks
Help… the stains on his sheets… 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
And let’s act like all that stuff with Chrissy never happened and like they aren’t all severally traumatized bc they live in actual hell HELODHDB
That’s all I’ve got
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#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson smut#eddie munson stranger things#Eddie Munson#stranger things season 4#stranger things#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson fanfiction#eddie munson imagine#joseph quinn
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My 25 Most Anticipated Films of 2023!!
No intro this year. Just, y’know, here they are...
PHOTO ONE:
1. Infinity Pool (Brandon Cronenberg) – 1.27.23
Haaaave you seen Possessor?!? Plus, that trailer!!
2. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (Peyton Reed) – 2.17.23
Bring on Kang...
3. John Wick: Chapter 4 (Chad Stahelski) – 3.24.23
I’ll never not be excited to see Keanu kill the shit out of people.
4. Renfield (Chris McKay) – 4.14.23
Nic Cage as Dracula... I repeat, Nic Cage as Dracula!!
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (James Gunn) – 5.5.23
The trailer alone has me more emotionally invested than anything I saw in 2022, period.
PHOTO TWO:
6. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Dos Santos, Powers & Thompson) – 6.2.23
Haaaaaave you seen the first one?!?
7. Asteroid City (Wes Anderson) – 6.23.23
Wes is one of my very favorite directors. Enough Said.
8. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (James Mangold) – 6.30.23
If you’re actually questioning why this is here, you clearly did not know how obsessed I was with Temple of Doom and Last Crusade as a little kid.
9. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning – Part One (Christopher McQuarrie) – 7.14.23
Cruise can do no wrong... until he does... but even then the footage of his death will be a fucking blockbuster, and all his fans will give him the exact sendoff he’s apparently begging for. Can’t wait to see how he almost dies, this time.
10. Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan) – 7.21.23
So very excited to see Nolan take on something more dramatic... plus, look at that cast!!!
PHOTO THREE:
11. Barbie (Greta Gerwig) – 7.21.23
Margot and Greta... enough said. Oh, but I’ll say more... we live in a world that will soon be home to a Barbie movie co-written by Noah Baumbach!! That’s beautiful.
12. Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve) – 11.3.23
The first felt too unfinished to not be excited to see where Villeneuve brings it next.
13. Wonka (Paul King) – 12.15.23
Really couldn’t care less about Chalamet, and this project is totally unnecessary. But... I’m a die-hard Roald Dahl fan, and this is directed by the man who gave us Paddington 2, so... yeah.
14. Killers of the Flower Moon (Martin Scorsese) – TBD
C’mon... It’s Scorsese!
15. The Killer (David Fincher) – TBD
C’mon... It’s Fincher!
PHOTO FOUR:
16. Napoleon (Ridley Scott) – TBD
I love Ridley Scott... and Joaquin Phoenix looks like he’s going to murder this role.
17. Maestro (Bradley Cooper) – TBD
The theatre geek living deep down within me is enough reason. But then I also want to see if A Star Is Born was a fluke.
18. Ferrari (Michael Mann) – TBD
Michael Mann directing a movie about Enzo Ferrari starring Adam Driver... why aren’t you excited about it?!?
19. Beau Is Afraid (Ari Aster) – TBD
No clue what we’re in for... but I’m certain it’s going to fuck me up for a week or two.
20. Peter Pan & Wendy (David Lowery) – TBD
David Lowery... enough said. I mean, seriously, have you seen A Ghost Story or Pete’s Dragon?!?
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21. Lee (Ellen Kuras) – TBD
If Kate Winslet wasn’t enough... well, it is... it really is.
22. Blitz (Steve McQueen) – TBD
It’s McQueen doing a WWII drama starring Saoirse Ronan...
23. Megalopolis (Francis Ford Coppola) – TBD
I’m hoping it’s as wild as those set photos have been...
24. The Way of the Wind (Terrence Malick) – TBD
Malick does Jesus...
25. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar (Wes Anderson) – TBD
I doubt this is actually going to release in 2023, but it is already in post, so in case does, I really need you all to know just how excited I will always be for new Wes Anderson.
There they are!
As for My Best of 2022, once again all of the major lists will not be getting posted until mid/late January, but I’m going to try to get some of the early lists – such as Posters, TV & Non-2022 Films – sorted and posted over the next week or two. Please Feel Free to Follow Along So You Don’t Miss Anything!
Stay Tuned!
-Timothy Patrick Boyer.
#movies#most anticipated#cinema#barbie#oppenheimer#2023#Christopher Nolan#killers of the flower moon#Martin Scorsese#asteroid city#wes anderson#beau is afraid#film
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[SR] Taichi | My Ideal Way to Soak
Yes! I finally got the limited edition of Akapoyo-kun’s collaboration sweets! I’m gonna savor it preciously!
Lead Skill: Akapoyo-kun Collaboration Sweets Limited Edition!
Adlib Skill: Posing of a Cool Man
Translation under the cut
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The Legendary Collaboration Sweets - Part 1
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*Director's default name as Izumi
―Lounge (Day)―
Taichi: Uwaaah~!!
Izumi: Taichi-kun...? W-what’s wrong?
Taichi: Can’t believe I forgot about it until Kazu-kun sent me a LIME...!
Izumi: ?
Taichi: It’s the collab between Akapoyo-kun and convenience stores! Look, these super cute exclusive sweets are out now~!
I planned to go the store first thing in the morning since it’s the first day, but it completely slipped my mind-!
Izumi: It starts today, right? There should be still some of them left.
There are many affiliated stores nearby, so let’s go there together by car.
Taichi: I’m super happy to hear that but... is that really okay?
Izumi: Eh? I’m fine with it though...? I don’t have any big plans anyway.
Taichi: Is that so... I’m sure you’ll understand in a few hours later...
Izumi: Okay...? For now, I’ll go take out the car.
(He sure looks serious... I wonder why?)
―Convenience Store―
Taichi: It’s not here...
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Not here...!
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Nothing...!
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Uwaahh~! In any store we go, not a single sight of Akapoyo-kun is found at all-!!
Izumi: I didn’t expect it to be that hard to get...
Taichi: Akapoyo-kun’s collab products always go viral every time!
There were lots of things in the past, but all the foods and goods immediately disappear from the store as soon as they were released.
You can’t even be sure whether you’d get the pre-order goods or not, even if you wait patiently and place an order immediately when they’re available.
Izumi: H-he’s THAT popular, huh...
Taichi: Convenience store collab products are especially fast and super easy to sell out~.
Well, I’m happy that Akapoyo-kun is loved by so many people, so I’ve got no choice but to give up this time...
Izumi: Hmm, I see...
If only there’s a person who’s quite familiar about this kind of stuff...
Taichi: Nah, there’s no way that kind of person exist-.
...Wait, there is! Come on, you know who it is, Director-sensei!
―Room 103 (Night)―
Itaru: ...And so, that’s why you came here.
Taichi: I thought you’d know a lot about it since you always go around stores to find meal toys and such!
Itaru: ...It’s pretty tough in the first place since there are small numbers of chain stores of this convenience store.
As a result, the number of customers is also little. There were times people went panic-buying since there’s no limit...
Izumi: A-as expected from Itaru-san...! You sure are well-informed.
Itaru: Well, yeah. I’ve suffered a lot from it after all.
Izumi: (That’s kinda pitiful...)
*Itaru getting ready*
Izumi: .....?
Taichi: Itaru-san?
Itaru: Come on, we’re gonna go buy those Akapoyo-kun sweets, right? I’ll be driving this time.
Taichi: Y-you’re okay with it!? Thank you...!
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The Legendary Collaboration Sweets - Part 2
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Itaru: This store should be good since the customers are mainly families and there are relatively few geeks...
Izumi: Ah, there’s a sign that says “Sold Out” ...
Taichi: Akapoyo-kun is popular not only with those types of people, but with children too, that’s why...
Itaru: I see, stores in residential areas are no good, huh.
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Taichi: It’s not here either...
Itaru: I thought there’s a chance it could be here in business district, but there’s actually a lot of people who think the same, huh.
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Itaru: Can’t go wrong with this store here...
Izumi: What’s this place?
Itaru: It’s my secret spot. I often go to this store that deals with collaboration products, and surprisingly there are always unsold goods.
Taichi: Ahh! It’s written here that it’s sold out too...!
Itaru: You serious? Can’t believe he’s this popular...
Izumi: Ahaha, I thought the same thing a while ago.
Taichi: If it’s not even in Itaru-san’s special secret spot, then it can’t be found anywhere else...
Itaru: .....Ah.
That person should know something... I should try asking him.
―Inside car―
Hello.
Tsumugi: “Itaru-kun, what happened? At this hour too...”
Itaru: We’re going around convenience stores looking for Akapoyo-kun’s collaboration sweets right now, but they’re all sold out.
Tsumugi: “Really? Ahh, so that’s why you called me.”
Itaru: Yup. Glad you’re quick on the uptake~.
Tsumugi: “Now I understand. In that case, maybe...”
Itaru: Hm... Hm... Ohh~...I’ll try going there. Thanks, you’re the man.
Taichi: S-sounds like we got some info!
Izumi: (To think there are many experts in the dorm...)
*End call*
Taichi: Did you find a good store?
Itaru: Yeah. I don’t know if it’s there yet, but worth a try.
Taichi: Got it!
―Convenience Store―
Is it this store? Looks like a residential area though...
Izumi: Didn’t you just say that this type of area is no good because the sweets tend to sell out due to its popularity with children?
Itaru: Now now, let’s just check it out first.
Taichi: Okay, the sweets area should be... Ah, it’s not here of course...
Hngh... We’ve come this far but we still haven’t found it. I’ve got no choice but to completely give up now...
Itaru: Don’t be sad just yet. Wait a lil’ bit more.
It should be arrived around now.
Taichi: A truck?
*ding dong*
Supplier: Hello, delivery’s here.
Clerk: Ah, welcome. Please leave it over there~.
Taichi: .....! Ah, the Akapoyo-kun sweets...!
E-excuse me! I would like to buy one of the products you’re stacking up right now, please...!
Clerk: This? Sure, here you go~.
Taichi: YAYYY! Thanks!!
Izumi: Good for you, Taichi-kun!
🌸CHOICE 1: I feel relieved
Izumi: I’m so relieved to see that you finally got Akapoyo-kun’s collaboration sweets.
Taichi: Eh?
Izumi: I said something like “There will be one!” so nonchalantly during the noon, so...
Taichi: I was happy that you were willing to give me a ride, so you don’t need to worry about that!
I had a lot of fun going on a convenience store tour date with you!
Izumi: Haha! Thank you, hearing you say that makes me feel better.
Taichi: Thanks to you too, Director-sensei!
🌸CHOICE 2: Show it to me
Izumi: I wanna see the real thing too!
Taichi: Sure! Look here...!
See, this pose and his expression that looks like he’s about to drown at any moment, and his usual bloodshot eyes! They’re all so cute!
Izumi: Uhh, um, yeah... It’s so chilling and yummy looking... I guess?
Taichi: I knew you’d get it, Director-sensei!
Ah, but I also feel like it’s a waste to eat it... Hnghh, what should I do!
Izumi: (Fufu, he’s in high spirits like a child.)
―Inside car―
Taichi: I’ll say this once again... Thank you so much for this time, Itaru-san!!
Itaru: Nah, you should give thanks to Tsumugi instead.
Izumi: But how did you know that the sweets haven’t been delivered to the store yet, Itaru-san?
Itaru: There was a day when Tsumugi and Juza went there to buy some sweets, and the shelves were empty.
They were so surprised that they went to ask the clerk. Apparently, the store has delivery delays compared to other stores due to the problems with delivery route.
Taichi: So that’s why~.
Itaru: And thus, it’s thanks to Tsumugi who remembered about the store that you get the Akapoyo-kun sweets.
Taichi: Even so, you were the one who asked Tsumugi-san because you remembered about it, and you also gave us a ride too!
Izumi: That’s right, you were a big help to us!
Itaru: You don’t need to insist that much.
Taichi: But, it really is all thanks to you...! Oh, I know! I can just buy something as thanks for you!
Itaru: Nah, no need to. I’m fine.
Izumi: But...
Itaru: You really don’t need to. Besides, I’ve also got my harvest.
Taichi: Harvest?
Itaru: Ta-dah♪
Izumi: Bag full of goods...? What are those?
Itaru: Lottery prizes of JewelPri. I saw the poster and it seemed like there was a little bit more until the last prize, so I bought it all.
Taichi: Since when!?
Izumi: ‘A little bit more’ you say, but how many was it until the last one...?
Itaru: Just 8 draws. Ahh, but still-.
I never would’ve thought that I could get the last prize of Amethyst-tan figurine in a different color version at a place like this...!
Izumi: Somehow... it feels like the one who’s the happiest here is...
Taichi: It might be Itaru-san...
Story Clear!
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I just want to talk about some ikevamp qualms I have real quick because I have THOUGHTS I have FEELINGS and I have OPINIONS, dang it.
First up is that I just really question why they chose to include the people to did. Like no shade, but I wouldn’t exactly count Arthur Conan Doyle as a “great man of history” or whatever. Also, Napoleon as a choice makes no sense given that irl Napoleon brought back the monarchy and freaking slavery but the ikevamp version is all like ‘ohhh I just want a world where everyone is equal’ and it sure seems like they never bother to explain any of that or make it make sense. Instead of retconning the everliving shit out of Napoleon Bonaparte, I feel like they should’ve just gone with a different person. For example, I would fucking LOVE to be able to have Emiliano Zapata my beloved as a character in here and he’d be a perfect replacement for Napoleon since he’s basically everything they’re trying to retcon Napo into.
Also, this is definitely personal and comes from my experience as an English major studying the stuff I did, but I wish to fucking GOD they’d just gone with Chaucer instead of Arthur and I deeply, sincerely wish they’d just characterized Shakespeare correctly instead of the bullshit they did to him. Imagine real quick a version where the good, correct version of Shakespeare gets to chill with Geoffrey Chaucer, his own inspiration, and they could just go off in Middle English with a bit of a mess due to Shakespeare living and just writing and speaking English during the Great Vowel Shift, like we were fucking robbed.
That’s another major thing that bugs me is all the missed opportunities to have more with the relationships between the residents based on mutual nerdiness. People have already talked about how the real Arthur was a major history nerd, so we could’ve had him and Sebastian/Akihiko being besties and geeking out over the history shit together. I also just saw something about how apparently Da Vinci might’ve actually come up with the idea for gravity before Newton, so why tf don’t we have science bros doing science shit together, huh? Why couldn’t we have another musician who isn’t Mozart, like maybe fucking Bach or someone with a wildly different style, so we can get that dynamic of them kinda fucking hating each other and thinking the other person makes shit music or whatever but then they’ll turn around and have long chats because they’re the only ones who can really talk music theory with each other?
Another qualm I have is with how they go about the actual vampirism. Don’t get me wrong, I actually like the lore and structure of it and how they differentiate between types of vampires, but that’s not what I have a problem with. What I have a problem with is how all the ‘normal’ vampires, as in not the purebloods, tend to come across like they’re just humans who live longer because Cybird just chose to not include most vampiric traits. Anyone who isn’t a pureblood has a long but limited lifetime, can apparently get sick and be injured just like a human, can go out in the sunlight, and the only vampiric limitation is the need for blood, which in the story is taken care of and perfectly ethical with no problems so it’s literally just like if you had to drink a liquid supplement every day and that’s fucking it. Where’s the pizzazz, jfc. I want shit like the Vampire Diaries utilizing the thing about needing permission to enter a house, or any of the various creative takes we’ve seen on the sunlight aspect. I want Da Vinci to openly admit he made up the garlic thing just to fuck with the humans and the counting thing was Comte’s idea, or actually use shit like those bits from vampire lore. Like what if there was a version where we could get Da Vinci just spending a lifetime cursing how much it fucking sucked living in Italy for so long as someone who can’t eat garlic or whatever? It would just be so much more interesting and have so much more flavor if they weren’t all just a bunch of glorified humans with really long lifespans.
Okay and then the last thing, I promise, is MC/Mitsuki. I think my biggest qualm that I can actually identify and explain properly is how in like every single fucking route (except Vlad’s) she goes home and stays human and it’s so boring to just have that one same decision from her basically every single time. What I think would be better is if the two endings would give different choices so there’d be more variety. I’m not saying that like the dramatic route should always be set up so she gets the bite or some shit like that, because that would be even more boring, but I’m saying within each route, she’d make different decisions depending on the ending. For example, maybe in one route the two different choices are just that either she goes back home to her time and brings her bf with her or she stays at the mansion, but either way she stays human, whereas another route might have it so no matter what she will stay in 1800s Paris but it’s a question of if she gets turned or not. Now, maybe they’re starting to move more towards something like that, but most of what I’ve read is all the same, so I personally haven’t seen anything yet like that.
Anyway, no hate, but the way I engage with stuff I like is by picking it apart like this and also this is the sort of thing that I can really only stick on here lol
#ikevamp#ikemen#ikemen vampire#cybird ikemen#cybird otome#cybird#ikevamp criticism#ikevamp critical#but no hate
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Wanted to discuss this because I’ve never been good at letting a conflict go unresolved. I’m confrontational like that. I want to preface with this:
Was I upset on this topic yesterday? Absolutely. Gave myself a migraine over it. Am I upset now? A little frustrated, but generally: No.
Moving on:
The Mindflayer is a cool villain. No one is saying it isn’t! No one is saying that it isn’t going to play a major role in s5. Of course it is! And would it be cool as the big bad? Yes, but only if:
The larger narrative was just an eldritch horror story.
But it isn’t, it’s ultimately a story about people. If the Duffers made the Mindflayer the big bad over Henry, what message are they trying to send? That the Mindflayer is conformity and conformity…made Henry violate one kid and kill several others? That Henry is committing atrocities but really “just doing as he’s told”? Henry can’t be held accountable for what he did because he was under the control of the hive mind? That we need to appeal to his humanity? That…doesn’t sound great. That puts the responsibility on the victims to change the attacker. That doesn’t sound like a Duffer story, and it’s not a very compelling story.
Meanwhile, if Henry is the big bad we get a clear narrative about humanity’s potential for deliberate cruelty and monstrosity being defeated by humanity’s resilience and capacity for love. It’s a story that tells us that we can defeat the human monsters in our lives with love and a good support network. That sounds like a Duffer narrative, esp considering they’re all about freaks and geeks, people generally lacking in widespread love therefore being resilient and deliberately loving, being the heroes.
And also: what about the fact that El has already defeated the Mindflayer twice? What, s5 is her…doing it again? What was the point of showing that she can defeat the Mindflayer with barely developed powers and the help of her tweenage friends, but she couldn’t defeat Henry even with a bunch of traumatic training and the help of her friends? It makes no sense. How is the Mindflayer big bad material after that?
All of the other monster imagery has been purely symbolic, none of the human presence has been. Why would the Mindflayer be any different? Does this not indicate that this was never really about the eldritch horrors?
And on top of that, there’s little textual evidence to support the idea the the Mindflayer actually has any motivations that aren’t intrinsically linked to Henry. Henry’s motivations predate his contact with the Mindflayer. He shaped the Mindflayer, and it took up his motivations.
Overall:
There’s a big difference between “well I like it” and “it tells a clear, compelling story and is supported by textual evidence”. We can’t treat them as being the same thing. Both are valid, but not in comparison to each other.
We can all admit the Mindflayer is a cool villain! I love eldritch horror! but we have to be able to look past what we might want to see to see the truth behind it (pull back the eldritch horror curtain and see the man behind it) because otherwise it just doesn’t make any sense.
Of course all of this is my opinion and my analysis. That said, I’m also entitled to thinking that I’m right and arguing for my stance just as much as anyone else. If people want to argue to prove me wrong, they can do it by bringing arguments that can’t be refuted by textual evidence, narrative structure, and logic. I’d appreciate if they left attitude at the door, too. I don’t get bitchy unless other people do.
That’s the last original post I’m creating on this topic for now, I think I’ve made all my points.
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Ass-Class Tickle HC’sBoys Pt.2 plis
Assclass Tickle Headcanons Pt2
No problem anon! This is all MY OPINON btw
Pt 1, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5
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🦑Itona🦑
🦑The baby of the classroom
🦑Lee-leaning Switch: Lee 81% ,Ler 19% CAN’T CHANGE MY
🦑He’s learning that he can tickle back and has be doing that recently
🦑How he discovered his ticklishness you may wonder we’ll long story short him and terasaka were horseplaying when terasaka had him in a headlock since he was tired, he was heavily breathing on his neck and ears caused him to burst out laughing which ended with into a getting wrecked😶
🦑Very ticklish: neck, ears, BACK, KNEES,and his face
🦑SURPRISE TICKLES YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SQUEAK BY HIM and of course him (almost) falling out of his chair
🦑When you tease him “itonaaaaa~ are you blushing?”
🦑”n-noho i don’t bluhush”
🦑WHEN HE LIES HE GIGGLES BUT HE TRIED TO SUPPRESSING THEM SO YOU DON’T KNOW
🦑He’s a soft/gentle Ler at the moment but as soon as her gets the hang of tickling his friends OOOOH IT’S OVER😭😭
🦑When he is “teasing you” sounds more like he’s asking you questions and study your every move. But he will throw in a couple of tease’s here and there
🦑”y/n does it tickle?”, “Wow you are really ticklish here”, “your laughter is adorable”, “Did you snort?!… do it again”,
🦑SURE ITONA LIKE I CAN JUST MAKE MYSELF SNORT ON COMMAND
🦑When he does try to tickle you more merciless, he’ll check on you but, some of what he says sounds like he’s teasing
🦑”Are you okay?”, “is this too much”, “Wait does this tickle badly?”, “Should I tickle you here instead?”
💪🏽Terasaka💪🏽
💪🏽THIS RIGHT HERE IS A SWITCH- Lee 42%, Ler 56%
💪🏽He’s one of the easiest to reduce into giggles
💪🏽Tickling his armpits, HIPS,THIGHS, feet, collar bone
💪🏽PEOPLE EXPECT HIS LAUGH TO BE HELLA DEEP and… IT IS AND ITS ADORABLE
💪🏽He’s like karma he doesn’t shut up when being tickled and also has slick shit to say😭😭
💪🏽”y/nehehe yohohou gottahaha do better than thahahat wahAHAHAHAIT NAHAHAHA YOHOHOUR STIHIHILL SHIHITTEHEHE”
💪🏽Man’s starts giggling when you wiggle your fingers or tentacles at him. “Terasakaaa I’m gonna get youuuuuu”
💪🏽”y/n fuhuck off I’m nahahat playing with yohou”
💪🏽When he training you or anyone seeing that you’re getting distracted he’ll tickle your WORST SPOT just for fun🙄
💪🏽 THIS MF CACKLES, AND HIS SNORTS ARE LIKE IN AND OUT SO LIKE *SN RT* I SUCK AT EXPLAINING IT BUT YEAH😭😭
💪🏽THAT IS A CERTIFIED ASSHOLE WHEN HE’S A LER LIKE OMFGG
💪🏽FIRST OFF TEASING ON POINT EXPLOITING EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING TICKLISH ON YOUR BODY YEAH YOUR DONE
💪🏽”what’s wrong y/n does it tickle to much aww that suck”, “if my senses are correct you’re really REALLY REALLY ticklish right here, I was righttt”, Aww you want me to stop that’s too bad because I don’t think I can”
💪🏽HE ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHERE TO TICKLE EVERYONE AND HOW TO TICKLE EVERYONE LIKE life is just not fair😔😔
💪🏽Bro He’s second pick after chiba because like…good at tickling when he’s ticklish his damn self👁👄👁
🏍Yoshida🏍
🏍AHHHHH this motorcycle geek is a switch leaning-lee: Lee 72%, Ler 28%
🏍Very Ticklish: Armpits, Calves, Ears, Nape of his neck
🏍Need to whisper soemthing in his ear? Snickers, Trying to gift him a lift? Snickers, using a massage gun for his clave? WHEEZING
🏍He’s like terasaka and karma but more of “accidentally” him setting him self up
🏍NO ONE KNOWS IF THATS INTENTIONAL OR NOT.
🏍He’ll be you know getting wrecked and when your too close to a tickle spot he’ll freak tf out
🏍”y/nEHEHE plehehASEHE NAHAHAt theeEhEhEHEHEre” “OOOh am I near a tickle spot” “YEHEHES yohohoUREHEHE tohOHO close tohOHO my calveEEEE” y/n asf: Lmfao that was easy 👁👄👁.
🏍LIKE SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING ☠️☠️
🏍YOUR TELLING ME EVERYTHING 😭😭
🏍”He’s like Chiba a gentle Ler unless your a jackass like karma or terasaka
🏍In a class tickle fight he waits for his opponent to come to home before tickling them/getting tickled
🏍He’s a very chill person but what will get you tickles is jokingly insulting motorcycle but after a while… he starts to catch on.
🏍”Awww y/n if you wanted tickles you could just asked” “*Gasp*You take that back about motorcycles” “So your not gonna— okay that’s it”
🏍a tickle spot of is his bellybutton no one knows but Terasaka maybe karma🫢 Raspberries kill him IMMEDIATELY
🏍y/n what’re you doEEEEYAHHH AHAHAHA STAHAHAHAP YOHOHOU GYAHAHAHAHAHA”
🏍man’s is too adorable for his own good
📽Miamura📽
📽Ler-leaning switch: Lee 34%, Ler 66%
📽He’s goofy asf when your tickling him his laugh is contagious
📽It’s not like an ugly type of laugh it’s just… goofy like him laughing will make you laugh
📽and yes he’ll use it to his advantage sometimes
📽Ticklish spots: Abs, WAIST, FEET, INNER THIGH, collar bone, SHOULDER BLADES
📽His laughter it’s all over the place
📽”GYaAHAhaahaAha y/NEhEahA plEahEesEHE”
📽when he is teasing you he messes it up but it’s still funny sometimes he’ll just do it because why not
📽”How many ribs do you have 24?” “Yehehes I dohoho “wait damn I said it wrong didn’t I” yeheheEHEHES YOHOU DIHIHID” “why are you still laughing?” “OHOHNE YOHOHOU’RE STIHILL TICKLIHIHING ME TWOHOHO ITS FUNNEHEHEHE”
📽He’s a straight up comedian
📽he also pleads for mercy immediately especially when he knows he messed up big time or he’ll try his best but still ends up folding
📽n-Noho nonono NAHAHAHAHAHA IM SAHAHAHRREEHEHE MERCHEHEHEHE”
📽”Aha that was nohothIHIHING I DIHIHIDNT MEHEHEAN IT Y/NEHEHEHEEE”
💨Kimura💨
💨Lee he does gets some Ler action th- Lee 82%, Ler 18%
💨HE’S ADORABLE AFBJDDTSF
💨Part mouse?? Because he always squeaking
💨scared him by accident/on purpose? 🐭poked his side?🐭 Put something cold against him?🐭
💨Ticklish spots: Sides, LOWER ABDOMEN, Feet, THIGHS, BICEPS, UPPER BACK
💨if you were to squeeze his arm trying to grab him and pull him somewhere HIS KNEES BUCKLE
💨And that’s why his class mates have to grab his hand, forearm, or shoulder unless you WANT him to buckle.
💨When he laughs it’ll be all over the place and teasing verbal or physical getting him laughing yeah screw giggling.
💨”y/nehehehe stahahap yohou— justdoitalreadehee GYAAHHAAHahahahahAhAHaahA”
💨him as a Ler yeah you would want him on your side in a class tickle fight
💨he is fast and sneaky he’s the only one who was able to tickle Chiba and Takebayashi successfully
💨HE FRIGGEN WILL TEASE/THREATENED YOU AND TALK TO YOU AS IF YOU ARE A BABY
💨”Awww you’re so ticklish yes you are! Oho yes you are!”, “Here comes the tickle monsterr~”, “y/n don’t make me call the tickle plane”
💨HE’S EVEN TEASED TERASAKA AND KARMA
💨HIS TEASING just makes you more ticklish so if your not ticklish at all oh he can and will make to ticklish
🍜Muramatsu🍜
🍜Ler-leaning Lee
🍜Chef of the class so you already know he’s asked for snack and stuff😭😭
🍜Most of the time it’s terasaka, karma, korosensei, and the girls
🍜Nagisa little note taker he always like to know how to cook stuff
🍜BUT MURAMATSU LIKE TO BE A BRAT AND SAY NO JUST TO BE AND ASS
🍜speaking of being a brat karma and terasaka are rubbing off onto him
🍜Anyways his ticklish spots: Elbows, ANKLES, knee caps, EARS, FINGERS, ARMPITS
🍜HE STAYS IN TICKLE FIGHTS WHETER HE STARTED IT OR NOT
🍜just because I can and want to his father is 🇩🇴 so he is partially 🇩🇴 dc dc hate me if you must he gives off that vibe 🤭✨
🍜Anyways he’s always pinching someone’s side literally he will pinch you if he walks past you don’t matter how good of protection you’ve got
🍜sticking a finger under his pits will reward you with a cute high pitch “AAÆ”
🍜” AÆ Y/NEHEHEHE KNOHOHOCK IHIHIT OFF”
🍜He’s a sneaky and slippery one he “never” gets caught
🍜let me stop he gets caught majority of the time because he’s laughing before he even strikes and he gets caught
🍜”Mura what are you doing?” “Shit I DO THIS EVERYTIMEEEEE AUGH”
👓Takebayashi👓
👓He’s a ler- 37% Lee, 63% Ler
👓He’s like a sassier version of chiba
👓He’s ticklish but no one knows that but karma, Nagisa, and Miamura
👓Ticklish spots: Ribs, Hands, backs of knees, Toes
👓He always has to poke you and everyone else atleast 3 times throughout the day
👓HE THREATS PEOPLE WITH TICKLES BY CLAWING HIS HAND AT YOU
👓Everyone thinks he’s hard to sneak up on like he senses you every time
👓”Why hello Nagisa do you need anything”, “I see you y/n gotta be more sneakier than that” Y/N and Nagisa asf:👁👄👁
👓But that -1% when you do get him AHHH ITS FUNNY HE WILL SNORT WHEN YOU SURPRISE HIM ✨
👓”*SNORT* GYAHAHAHAahaha Y/NEHHEHEE NAHAHAHAAaaHa
👓Uses “according to my calculations” as a tease and some if not all of his classmate will consider that as a good tease.
👓”according to my calculations y/n it seems like you’re really ticklish right around here” “yohoU NYAAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
👓You guys remember when terasaka shoved him into the pool oho yeah he got I’m back GOOD for that
👓karma and terasaka’s safe word is fire eyes idc idc only they can use that.
👓Funny thing is he actually stops☠️☠️☠️
📙Taiga📙
📙Nothing to say but Lee just 101% Lee ☠️☠️
📙He gets no chance or opportunity to tickle anyone like and it sucks… for him not me CAN’T relate
📙Always getting wrecked by his classmates and teachers
📙But majority of the time he is getting punishment tickles
📙oh a tickle fight randomly went down in class HE IS THE MF WHO INITIATES THEM WHETHER THEY WORK OR NOT MAN IS A INSTIGATOR IN A DIFFERENT LEVEL
📙”psst maehara Isogai said that you suck a tickling him and that he was just fake laughing the entire time” 🦊 “oho really? It’s like that?” *Earlier* “Isogai not to be rude or anything but Maehara said that you give off lee vibes and not in a nice way🫢” 🎗”He’s a jerk🥲”
📙But he mostly gets tickled by everyone
📙Except for Nagisa LMFAO THATS IT ☠️☠️
📙HIS SQUEALS THO MANS BE HITTING MIRIAH CAREY FRRR
📙If you were to have a clip of him squealing next to a clip of miriah Carey singing there’s no DIFFERENCE 😭😭
📙IT FUNNY AND ADORABLE LIKE ✨AUGH✨
📙V ticklish EVERYWHERE TBH
📙But what really gets him is drilling your thumbs into the bones of his shoulder blades or his back dimples.
📙You my friends will earn a MIRIAH Carey note from him
📙Y/nehehehe dohoho nAHAHAHAHA *Miriah Carey notes* STAHAHAHAHAP IT TIHIHICKLES”
📙Begs for mercy immediately ☠️☠️
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES (2023)
Starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Regé-Jean Page, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, Hugh Grant, Chloe Coleman, Daisy Head, Jason Wong, Rylan Jackson, Kyle Hixon, Spencer Wilding, Will Irvine, Nicholas Blane, Bryan Larkin, Sarah Amankwah, Colin Carnegie, Georgia Landers, Sophia Nell Huntley, Clayton Grover, San Shella, Barry O'Connor and Bradley Cooper.
Screenplay by Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley.
Directed by Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley and Michael Gilio.
Distributed by Paramount Pictures. 134 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Although the game has changed a whole lot over the years, since 1974 Dungeons & Dragons has been exciting the fantasies of nerdy guys, who spent eight hours a day in their mom’s basements with graph paper and oddly shaped dice, summoning magic and cunning and trying to save the world from monsters. (Nowadays there is no graph paper, and the basements tend to belong to the actual players, but otherwise it’s pretty much the same vibe.)
Filmmakers have been trying to translate the game into film periodically for over 40 years, if you count the unsanctioned 1982 TV movie Mazes and Monsters, which was unofficially based on the D&D phenomenon and is now only slightly remembered otherwise because it was Tom Hanks’ first lead role in a film.
Then there was director Courtney Solomon’s wretched 2000 critical and box office bomb Dungeons & Dragons. Despite being despised by game fans and movie fans alike, the movie did spawn two made-for-video sequels, Wrath of the Dragon God (2005) and The Book of Vile Darkness (2011). Those three films are also, mercifully, pretty long forgotten.
Well, thank the Lords, with the new complete reboot of the series, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Hollywood has finally figured out how to tame this beast. Don’t get me wrong, Honor Among Thieves is far from a perfect movie. However, it is a whole hell of a lot of fun and feels like the perfect spawning ground for a legitimate D&D film franchise.
Good for them.
It’s not really a serious fantasy film. Dungeon & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves feels more like something like The Princess Bride or Shrek; a film which is serious about being funny that just happens to be in a fantastical world. You don’t even necessarily have to have played the game (I haven’t in decades) to enjoy the movie. It is almost like a comedy that just uses the fantasy world as a frame for its tale. It has monsters and fighting and yet at the same time it is rarely gruesome or overly violent. It is more of a comic character study than an action-adventure tale.
Honor Among Thieves is co-written and directed by filmmaking team Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley (the Freaks and Geeks kid all grown up!) The two Johns are smart pop culture chroniclers; however their filmmaking has been pretty up and down. For every really good film they have been involved in (Spider-Man: Homecoming, Horrible Bosses, Game Night) they have also had one that is pretty bad (Vacation, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, Horrible Bosses 2).
Dungeons & Dragons is one of the good ones.
Chris Pine stars as Edgin the Bard, a thief who is doing hard time after a botched robbery attempt. His wife has died – also peripherally due to his thievery – so now all he is living for is to get out and see his daughter Kira (Chloe Coleman), who is living with one of his accomplices, a con man named Forge (Hugh Grant). When Edgin and his partner Holga (Michelle Rodriguez) escape from the dungeon lair, they go off in search of Kira, only to find that Forge has scammed his way into leadership of the land with help of a red sorceress named Sophina (Daisy Head).
So, yeah, there is a story, not that it really matters.
More importantly, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves has some stunning effects and creatures, and it’s a heck of a lot more pure fun than overwrought fantasies like Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, so we don’t either. It’s all the more likable because of that lightness.
Pine reminds us that despite his leading man good looks, he is actually quite skilled at goofy comedy and the rest of the cast is also terrific, particularly Grant as the sniveling and duplicitous Forge.
I hope that if there is a sequel – and I think we can all pretty safely bet that there will be one – that the filmmakers remember to keep the light touch and smart action of Honor Among Thieves.
Jay S. Jacobs
Copyright ©2023 PopEntertainment.com. All rights reserved. Posted: March 31, 2023.
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Revenge of CHAOTICA! - Episode 9
"I recall Nivasi likes using crocodile-men as hencthings.”
"I heard he has a whole menagerie of evil creatures at his beck and call. Krakens, stone golems, doppelgangers, the works. A real monster society of evil.”
GM OOC: He does no such thing. This is an original character (do not steal).
Thunderchild: “So yes, too quiet. Something is bound to leap out and try to kill us. Watch your step. Did I miss anything?”
Fiver: "You forgot 'I have a bad feeling about this’.”
"Awkward pause so he can start monologuing at us over the public address?”
"That is a lot of WorkForged.”
Fiver: ”Sooo.....awkward question time but fuck it someone has to ask this. Is this like the Warforged equivalent of an orgy?”
Amber: "No, no it is not.”
Fiver: "Okay good, I was worried I'd have to ask Robbins to stay in the car. He's not ready for such debauchery.”
Robbins: “We-had-a-car?"
“Ah! You’ve arrived! Just in time to feel the wrath of my GEY, system! What does it stand for, cretins? That is it Great at Extermination? YES!!!”
"Also, you named your super computer Gay?”
"It's stupifying how often people think that, just because they created intelligence, that intelligence will want to do what they say.”
“Grraaagh! Why do artificial intelligences disobey me as much as the non-artificial ones! You are Bad! Bad GEY!”
"Well I'm suitably intimidated. How a bout everyone else.”
“Look why don't we all sit down and talk through these family issues you two clearly are having.”
"KILL IT WITH FIRE.”
"I don't get that option until next level! Laser's'll have to do.”
"That doesn't work much against metal.”
"THAT'S QUITTER TALK.”
Four-Paw Stomping Foot Technique!
GM OOC: What are you targeting?
OOC: Donkey-Borg.
“Geek-the-mage.”
"Wait, if monkey hate technology, and robot hate the monkey, shouldn't this thing hate itself?”
Fiver: "See? What did I say? Kill it with fire. Glad someone here knows how to take direction. Thunderchild? You're getting employee of the month for this. I'm sorry Robbins, but leaving little carrot cakes on my bed isn't enough anymore. You need to step up your game man.”
Thunderchild: “Oh great, so where's my paycheck then?”
Fiver: "...You had it and you lost it. Robbins you're back on top.”
"HEY GEY! YOUR MOTHER RUNS WINDOWS 8.”
"The rabbit devil has dug out a special warren just for you Gey, so don't keep him waiting.”
[insert gif of Loona answering phone]
"No I don't know why Rabbit Satan is so hot. Stop asking.”
GM OOC: Three hits. So… how do you want to do this?
OOC: Bite off his head?
"So who wants to piss on the body?”
"Good plan: makes running harder.”
“If I make a full confession can you not do that?”
"Robbins, no exploiting what are practically newborns!”
OOC: Can't we just upload "communistManifesto.exe" onto the main server?
Fiver: “So, it's fine we're leaving an army of burgeoning artificial intelligences with their own self replicating factory alone in space, right?”
Thunderchild: “It's probably fine…”
“I will gladly tell you everything as long as my legs are unbroken and I get right of first refusal on the tell all book.”
Thunderchild whispers: “Can I shoot him in a kneecap? Please?”
Fiver: "Only if he runs."
"Hey, the best way to learn how to do it right is to do it wrong first.”
"Full disclosure I may have left a copy of the Brible back there.”
"FIVER! Now they are going to make their own robot Devil and God.”
OOC: So blowing up everything might be counter productive, until after we find evidence.
GM OOC: Or killing everyone.
Jonni: “Right. Arms and legs are fine, long as they don’t bleed to death. Jedi philosophy.”
GM OOC: I hope you like aluminum diapers.
OOC: And Robbins is comfortable enough with a larger steamer trunk as his quarters.
OOC2: Moonpaw, as a cat, will sleep in a shoebox.
OOC3: All Fiver wants is a tiny alcove he can make a shrine to El Ariaiah in.
OOC2: With a secret smuggling compartment behind?
OOC3: Naturally.
#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#quotes without context#Revenge of CHAOTICA!#shazam#captain marvel#dr sivana#star trek lower decks#badgey
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