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forfunsiies · 5 months

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If i can't get death merch I'll make my own🙂

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diamondsheep · 3 months

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Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

#look i know that i talk about Zoro all the time but you guys don't know how much i love Sanji #he is actually one of the reasons why i started watching One Piece and i just LOVE drawing him #i have like 100 drawings of the curly cook <333 #anyway happy birthday to this idiot that has bringed me so much joy and has made me cry so fucking much (*looks at Sanji's Backstory*)#ily sanji thank you for being one of my favorite characters ever 💛💛💛#hmm i'm gonna tag this as sanji week bc i used some prompts as inspiration lol #also do guys like individual posts with individual drawings ? or batches like this one are ok ??? bc i can post these individually ?#one piece #sanji #sanji week #blackleg sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji one piece #my drawings #sanji op #one piece fanart #i guess that otoko is here too lol #otoko #toko #diamondsheep art #my art #aww i just sentimental about this fool and bc i drew him in basically all his life stages ? 😭💛✨

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klm-zoflorr · 2 months

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Unstoppable force vs immovable object my want to talk about my AUs VS. I DONT WANNA SPOIL

Anyways whatever heres the pitch. Eye!Melanie and Stranger!Elias. Melanie and Elias' vibes are absolutely IMMACULATE methinks. Anyways they're siblings. Or were. In the 1800's. Both have been body hopping since then. They get together every 20 or so years and terrorise the populace.

Role reversal hhhhng.... Melanie founded the Institute for the Eye. The current Archivist? Sasha James no shut up it works. Sasha has been at it for too long and has seen too much to get tricked into being marked. Melanie has to find someone else to take the marks. Enters Annabelle Cane. Naive, marked by the Web, just joined the institute. Woah. Melanie now has to dispose of Sasha to get her new, better shiny archivist in place. Sasha will not fucking die.

The AU is named Stranger Danger

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nguyenfinity · 1 year

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She’d stay with them while visiting I think

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#enstars #mamagi #rinne amagi #niki shiina #rinniki #i think despite him being raised to be served she'd have taught him how to at least do basic things #basic cleaning and cooking #even if he's technically serving as chief he's not living in the village as one so like. go pick up the broom son #number 1 niki defender is rinne #number 2 is rinne's mother #also she's the type of lady to call you 'hon' and 'dear' and 'sweetheart' and stuff like that #i don't know if i'm writing her right but i really would like to think she's a kind lady.#if she's like everyone else at the amagi village i'm gonna be so sad.#also i love how every time i'm like 'this is gonna be my last drawing for a while' i come right back because i am an impulsive fool #also i think rinne d o e s help out around the house it's just that niki's significantly faster and more efficient when no one's in his way-#-in the kitchen--

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fisheito · 3 months

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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

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estcaligo · 5 months

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can't fall asleep so just sketching

#i don't even know what i'm cooking #ofc never gonna finish it #once i'm asleep i'll pretend it doesn't exist #can't bother enough to shade properly #also it's funny how the final art of the year is always SebeKan #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #twst oc #twst rhys #twst sebek #caligo's art

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gamebunny-advance · 15 days

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Random Thought

So, a while back I posted a pic of all the Pokemon dudes that I like despite knowing basically nothing about Pokemon, and it's become a very shocking fact to me that despite their apparent popularity, the train dudes do basically nothing in their home game.

#how do i know they do nothing if i don't play pokemon?#because i looked through a playilst of an old chugg/a/conroy LP and they weren't in a single thumbnail for that series #that dude covers EVERYTHING in a series. if they were important they would have been there #i guess side characters are capable of getting large fan bases for basically no reason #but i find it very odd regardless #is it a fun mode?#is there a different piece of media that led to their popularity?#because i have minimal interest in pokemon as a series outside of character/creature design #i don't mind looking up spoilers for it #so i know that ingo in particular got a boost after arceus for *Reasons*#and the inherent tragedy of that story was sure to increase the fans of both #but why the heck were they popular before that?#because them being on my personal list is because #i was bombarded with fanart about them for like 2 months so i was basically suckered into caring about them #anyway. i don't think i'm gonna go through the trouble of updating that graphic #but these are the new pokedudes that would be added to it:#gordie. as per forgetting him the first time.#the principal of the school and his alter ego #the dark type leader of team star #the biology. art. and cooking teacher #larry.#and the professor from pokemon sleep #for the record there are pokegals that i like too but that list is much shorter than thus much less interesting #it's hard for me to get into anime girls because i always feel like they're trying to sell me something #and i'm usually not buying

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starpros-sunshine · 1 year

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There is exactly one good cook in fine and it's Wataru. Tori has never prepared a full meal on his own in his life he has servants to do that. Same goes for Eichi. And while Yuzuru can cook just fine it tastes bland and the main objective isn't to taste good, it's to fill the quotum of nutrition and calories. So unless Yuzuru actually tries to season his food he'll forever be place 2 on the fine fine cook ranking

#sorry that last pun had to be #I remember he made bentos for everyone during the keito lecture scout but I don't remember how they were said to taste I need to reread #Wataru being able to cook has been shown in the story where he and Eichi where helping anzu out as caterers #I think restaurant was it's name #and afaik Tori never really cooked for himself like. ever #and I'd assume Eichi also never really had to cook for himself until ES #and ES has a cafeteria or however it's called #where you can just get food #so it's not like he needs to know how to cook #ignoring the personal headcanon that he is not to be trsuted alone in a kitchen I genuinely don't think he'd be that good of a cook #he's a very competent person so hmmm #he could learn by watching niki cook but they don't spend enough time together #he could learn by watching Wataru cook......#oh no wait thats cute #hold on #ohhhh wataei on the brain again #I'm gonna be thinking about That now byee #eichi tenshouin #hibiki wataru #yuzuru fushimi #tori himemiya

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espy-heart · 5 months

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Day 10.

My mom liked eating ice cream more in winter, so i grew up associating it more with this time of year.

#espy art #beecember #she passed away a year ago on the day this posts #I dunno what we're gonna do for it. i really don't wanna do anything #this bee is sorta supposed to represent her #though if i made a cardigan like that irl i'da made it green #that was one of her favorite colors #she wold be so proud of me #i havent drawn this much or conistenatly in a very long time #i would absolutely show her everything i drew each day #and i think she's think all this was great #she swore up and down i was a talented artist #i never really thought so. but i miss her support #among so many other things #... anyone know how to cook a ham? i'm struggling to remember

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solemntitty · 2 months

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i'm having an 'it's a banana michael' moment

#jamie has made a statement #i kinda overspent last month so i'm like ok i'm just gonna make food at home instead of doordashing everything like an idiot #bc i got a lot of mental health bills. HDHP fucking me over #so i'm like ok. i'll list out everything i got that i can go through to reduce my grocery bill. and also i like cooking so it works out #and i was like 'ok but i do need some fresh veg'#which leads me to. i don't know how much a bunch of green onions costs #$3??????#sidenote i was like 'oh maybe i'll get coffee this morning' but NO everywhere wants me to pay ~$4 for a 12 oz americano which is bullshit #americanos should not cost more than 2.50. it's basically just fancy ass drip coffee #AND THE LATTES NEAR ME #ARE LIKE. $7 NOW?????#i genuinely just don't go out for coffee so i'm always shocked nowadays #andi 'm in a state with high sales tax......#i don't remember prices for anything. like. i grew up very fortunate. so when ppl were complaining about egg prices i was like ?????#eggs are only $2 for a dozen what the fuck i thought it was like $7......

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spring-lxcked · 5 months

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merry christmas to all who celebrate it! it's been a good one here but i'm also glad to finally get to relax lmao. i had thought i'd be here ( ooc ) yesterday but i got home at like 4-ish and immediately passed out so kfdshlfsdjd. i will not be here writing today because it's Relax And Play New Video Games Day to me, but i do wanna get back to writing soon-ish now that the busy stuff has died down

#—— ✧ ooc »#.tbd.#we do all our cooking / family stuff on christmas eve so christmas day itself is just like #open presents. chill. sleep for 12 hours. you know exactly how i prefer it lmao #so glad to finally rest i think i strained a muscle in my back ( technically christmas-related LMAO )#and then (literally) had no choice but to keep aggravating it for 3 days straight due to christmas stuff #anyway i'm prob gonna lurk today on and off but beyond that don't expect much lmao #oh! i do think i'll still be doing holiday threads / asks tho! prob until or a little past NYE #i usually don't do any after christmas but i didn't get to almost ANY this year and i Have A Need

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we-are-inevitable · 2 years

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how about we stop forcing the "racetrack higgins-esque" role onto Ben Tyler Cook and realize that

he's not JUST race anymore

he's not going to exclusively take on race-like roles

his portrayal of your favorite blorbo in ONE piece of media doesn't mean you can ignore the actions of his character in another

and he's a talented actor capable of so much more than his fans seem to want from him

#i am STILL !! seeing mouthpiece apologists on this app just bc hes played by precious blorbo btc #yall know ben can play different and complex roles right ?? 💀#hes not gonna be 'lovable idiot racetrack higgins' forever and tbh he shouldn't be !!#and you cant defend every character he plays just because he played your favorite newsie years ago. thats not how it works #ben is a capable actor but y'all act like you only want to see him typecasted as the impulsive funny blond #thats not how you grow as an actor! frankly its kinda weird that yall are hanging onto his portrayal of race with such an iron grip #and don't get me wrong i love race! but how about fixating on the character instead of the actor #sigh. my two cents for the day #jac txt.#dont reblog this with discourse i really dont care enough to argue #i'm just saying! he deserves better #all my opinion and feel free to disagree if you want <3 #newsies #west side story 2021 #wss #west side story #west side story mouthpiece #mouthpiece #ben tyler cook #newsies live #racetrack higgins #race higgins #the jets wss #the jets west side story

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unicornswilleatyourboobies · 6 months

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i always find it funny how some meat eaters are so grossed out by everything pertaining to the fact that they're eating an animal

#ik i'm veggie but this is NOT me like hating meat eaters and thinking they're all immoral or saying that no one should eat meat #what this IS me saying is. if you're gonna eat animals like. know what you're doing #like i've had quite a few convos over the past few days about just how grossed out by meat so many (yt) meat eaters are??#'like ew it has bones' 'ew it has eyes' it's a fucking animal what did you think it would be just homogoneous Flesh #i'm probs not as grossed out just cos i've been cooking for so long i'm used to it (even tho i don't eat meat anymore)#but still i just think it's kinda hypocritical to still eat meat if you find literally everything about it gross?

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fisheito · 26 days

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Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?

oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED

i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.

#stares at the camera and stage whispers #i can't be responsible for another living creature. i can't. or . er. i can. but I SHOULDN'T #i'll have to suppress every violent urge in my body to keep this thing alive for several months #i CANNOT fling him out the window. i WILL NOT grab his entire face and squeeze. I SHALL NOT chew on his tail.#now i'm reminded of that post where it's a pretty princess cage on the floor and comments go [that aint big enough for a dog]#and OP is all [it's not FOR a dog 😀]#yeah. that's me right now imagining a full grown yakumo in a cage by my bedside #SO FOR EASE OF MY IMAGINATION AND TO increase yaku's chance of surviving these next months #i'm going to try real hard to imagine him exclusively in pocket snake form (scrunches up my face in valiant effort)#his enclosure (crib?!?!) is flanked on all sides by eiden plushies #since yaku is an adult there is a smaller chance of him suffocating on eiden in his sleep. wait. actually #arranges the eiden walls to give some pockets of air. i don't trust him. he WILL suffocate on eiden given the opportunity #he gets one of those tiny dollhouse cooking sets for enrichment LOL #or i'll give him a bunch of those make-your-own gummy kits with elaborate setups and tiny egg gummies #crying yaku is the excuse i need to finally get a humidifier #i can survive not misting myself.. usually... but yaku will cry himself into dehydration. it's misting time #he gets an entire alcove closed off in the corner with his basic needs met. i cannot perceive #he can lurk in privacy as much as he wants. there are at least TWO hot rocks in there with garukaru's faces painted on em #there is a duplicate open-space alcove next to it for when he actually wants something from me LOL #is he a free range snake? can i take him to a bunch of restaurants and shove food into my sleeve for him? he wants to sample the delights..#tempted to put a bell on him just so if he gets loose in the basement i'll know to fish him out #but he's pretty cautious... he won't get into any fatal situations in the house right? ...does he know how to swim?!#at least one day is reserved for testing yaku's swimming capabilities.#he is going into the bathtub while it has a film of water. gonna test his traction. i hope i won't get panic-strangled #asks

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medicinemane · 4 months

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I don't know... I'd like to be able to give more, miss when I used to be able to donate to stuff

...feel like the fact that I haven't been able to afford to fix a cracked pipe for 6 months and that if I do get a plumber in here to fix that faucet I'm probably gonna need to give up the cheese money I finally got ahold of says that maybe... maybe it's not overly unreasonable of me to say I can't donate to anything but... it sucks

...able to buy a house in 2019, a $90k house mind, but a house none the less so... I don't know... I don't know...

Always been a kinda funny mutt where I've mostly been poor enough because of my mom that didn't eat half the time, but had solidly middle class grandparents in the background who could smooth things over... but weren't willing to enough that their grand kid actually got fed

So I don't know... both always felt kinda broke as shit, but also way to rich for that to be true... same thing here... feel broke from not being able to get a pipe fixed for over half a year, but rich in that I fucking have a house at all

But anyway... wish I could donate to shit, not that it would help even a little in the end, but still... wish I could, even a little

#think my mom will donate to stuff; in addition to paying a personal assistant for her writing that makes zilch and it's like...#don't know how to deal with you with all this #we are... living off your disability checks... and you go blowing them on shit like that #I don't know... I'm not pleased #not pleased about a lot of big things in the world I can't fucking effect #not like I'm a senator or some shit; not like even other random pricks on here are gonna listen to me let alone world leaders #but also not please cause if I could just get myself to do shit I could probably have a pretty great life in like 5 years #make the soap and sell it; clean the house; do some gardening; start cooking #like 4 hours of my day and I could build myself a paradise and I just... refuse #no matter how much I beg myself to I just fucking won't #I'm fucking trash

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hylianengineer · 10 months

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Why do my joints hurt what did i do? I haven't done anything weird lately! (Trick question there's never a logical reason.)

#vent post #OW #I'm in pain and mad about it #and I'm still totally not gonna dig up the courage to mention it at the dr. appointment i have next week #and have someone else tell me to exercise more. i don't know how to fit that into my life.#there are other more immediately important things i also cant fit in my life. like cooking. and semi-frequent showers. social life.#hylian rambles #ow ow ow

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