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locusbewitched · 2 years

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date recorded for this log- 6/19/22

this aura log is a bit disturbing. i was on the phone with my lunch table friend for majority of the hours i spent sitting in the dark of my room, at my desk drawing. i didnt really notice how dark it was, as i had my phone light and had sat through the sunset and such. absorbed in conversation as i was sharing with her some of the facts i had gathered to advocate my knowledge in a few of the interests shed inquired about. when suddenly, the music i had had on stopped. just dead turned off. the app closed and i was confused tried to relaunch it, but stopped dead in my tracks, i got the sense i shouldnt, it wouldnt work. and i shouldnt address it. i looked around in the darkness but now everything was more intense and felt wrong in a way i cannot describe. i tried to play it off like nothing and continued talking to her on the phone when i felt the energy around me prickle. the hair on my head stood slightly like static, and i could hear an intensity in the atmosphere around me. like the whine of energy or electricity just barely registerable unless concentrated on, occupying some sort of presence i could feel somewhere in my room. i was too unnerved to turn around not out of fear but because i did not wish to address it, as giving these things attention gives them power. and whatever was there i felt above my head. i felt my hair stand and some of the strands move with the current of whatever above me was moving something like a hand or an arm, as the energy was now so prickily and so dark and wet, the aura immediately transfixed itself to that of wet baby carrots. the kind youd traditionally get in packs in school lunches. wet and crunchy and small and i knew immediately i was in an air of danger. i cant explain why. i spoke quickly to my friend on the phone, i repeated wet baby carrots over and over to her, told her to remember it and then turned quickly and sped to pull the cord of the lamp by my desk and illuminate the room. it helped some and i think after awhile whatever it was got bored. its no longer here.

#unknown presence aura #dont recommend this experience to anyone #this is not the first time something like this has happened so i am not really creeped out but its still strange #tiring night #aura of danger #static being #lunch table friend #mention #entity aura

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ducktracy · 1 month

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reminder that if you're not watching Crayon Shin-chan then you are living a hollow and empty life. this is not edited. this ripped straight from the movie (Movie 8: Jungle That Invites the Storm, highly recommend for fellow Masaaki Yuasa lovers)

if you need further convincing: these monkeys run an animation sweatshop

#i've made this disclaimer on another post but will again since i've seen a lot more of the movies now #the movies are VERY good and very enjoyable but unfortunately the first handful are bogged down by transphobic/homophobic/okama stereotypes #they kind of vary in their severity. Movie 5 i think is the biggest catalyst because it features the stereotyped characters the most #prominently. Movie 3 doesnt really have caricatures per se but saves a very backhanded reveal for the end #Movies 1 and 4 are a bit more tolerable if my memory is correct. Movie 2 i think is kind of comparable to Movie 5 with its caricatures #in that the characters have similar roles in both movies #i admittedly can't remember what caricatures there were in Movie 6 or 7. 7 i think barely had anything #RAMBLE RAMBLE BASICALLY: these jokes are within the first 7 movies or so 5 being the zenith then reducing down and down. by movie 8 it's sa #e #i give these disclaimers because these movies are all very enjoyable and i would not recommend them if i didnt think there wasnt any merit #o them. they are all very much worth watching. Movie 5 still has a lot of very enjoyable stuff in it (there's a showdown in a supermarket!!#but i just want to make sure that is clear and established since transparency is good to have and i dont want anyone's viewing experience t #be ruined because they weren't given the proper warning #if it's any consolation it's my understanding that even the directors hated doing the jokes #iirc Keiichi Hara really didn't like doing the jokes and i think had a talk with the mangaka Yoshito Usui and was like 'uh dude this is #gonna age horribly can we maybe not'#ironically Hara's first film is Movie 5. which is again the biggest offender #BUT! that is my spiel. my understanding is that it's contained to those 6 or 7 first movies and i think is strictly just a movie thing #so please do give these films a watch but just be mindful at the same time #if anyone needs recommendations my favorites have been movies 4 and 9 but i genuinely really enjoyed every one that i have seen #i've seen the first 11 and a half movies (need to finish 12) and movie 22. the worst i've felt about one is 'oh that was pretty good!'#each film has its own merit and is very very very much worth watching #22 was the first Shin-chan anything i watched and all my Shin-chan expert friends say 4 is a good introductory piece #in case that influences anything/makes it easier to break in #so. thus concludes my spiel #csc #vid

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nathandrakeisabottom · 9 months

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HELP: WRITER SEEKS WILL TO WRITE!

Real, and very important question, friends:

do i finally give us my huge oc megafic I've been working on the past two years because the fandom is so 'nate x elena'-drunk that the thought of even trying to write something different that challenges that makes me feel like a terrible fan?? That trying to write something that offers a different take sounds pointless and a recipe for hate comments from a community I want to impress and love and be apart of??

that other fans have hammered home so desperately 'these two can only be together!!' that it feels wrong and almost like... a disservice to this thing I love so dearly to imagine that nate could be attracted to a different, unconventional type of person?? like i'm loving my favorite game and my favorite character... wrong?

the incessant and sheer level of 'elena is the woman who you wife up, chloe is the woman for a short fling.' comments I've experienced while in this fandom have ruined my self-esteem the past few years and made me completely reconsider what my 'role' even is as a woman. because what if you're not EITHER of those types of woman? is there even a place? why the hell are people one thing and one thing alone? when the hell did humanity decide only one type of person should get to experience the full range of love? what the fuck?!

this thing i love dearly has made me feel sub-human, and this work i've been writing was an answer to that. a what-if. what if nobody and nothing was the way it seemed? what if the unexpected and unconventional was possible and even better than the things we've been told for forever to be? what if they all (and i mean ALL) deserved love anyway? what if a woman is neither The Wife (tm) OR The Sensual Fling (tm) (also fuck all the way off Chloe is a deeper, most human, more interesting character than half those folks), and is instead the best friend who draws cartoon dicks on your shoulder in sharpie and is a solid six? is she deserving of love, too? is she deserving of maybe being a wife someday, too? especially if it's to someone like nathan drake?

okay clearly i lied and there are in fact a lot of rhetorical questions in this long post i didnt mean to make so long but point still stands:

do i keep trying to write this story i love when every time i try to write it it makes me feel terrible about myself and the validity of my love for this game?

#uncharted #nathan drake #shea speaks #fanfiction #f/o #oc x canon #canon x self insert #uncharted fanfiction #uncharted 4: a thief's end #maybe i should just give up uncharted altogether #is the bear any good?#anyone wanna recommend a piece of media that leaves room for the weirdos?#because man the idea of a wanting person with a hard life's only happy ending is to be fixed by someone else made me REEEAL sad yall #justice 4 sam #justice 4 the folks who dont want marriage or kids and just want to be weird and experience life with their hot bestie #long post #please show up in the tags i need the maybe two or three people who might not throw rocks at me to see this #PLEEK

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thedevotionaltour · 1 month

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horrible: the guy you hate wrote a really fucking good story you really thoroughly enjoyed

#born again... i get it. i get why it's so highly regarded. really enjoyed reading this.#however with reading it. do not understand anyone who recommends this as a starting point.#this story can function on its own as a good story bc it's well done storytelling. but i dont think it would have been anywhere remotely #as impactful to me as it was had i not taken the time to get to know this character cast. like at all. i would have found it good #but knowing the cast? knowing matt and foggy and karen and glori and others? made it all the better. made it go from good to amazing.#because having the emotional investment to really care for these character ups all the dread n agony and anticipation and raises the stakes #because you've seen all of them have it all. so you actually know what it means for their lives to fall apart. and it hurts. it really does #maybe it's just bc i really do experience a lot of heavy emotional attachment and investment within characters really easy but it really di #feel like. actually heartbreaking for me. that shit hurt. i had physical feelings over it. and it was wonderful.#static.soundz

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asfarion · 9 months

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every time i think abt how unschooling affected me i just get so sad lmao. everyone i can possibly think of has had such a drastically different life experience and i cant relate to anyone because of it. no matter how much i try to explain it, nobody actually gets it. i barely even feel like a human.

#it is a very lonely experience and i cant not recommend it enough to anyone #i gained absolutely nothing from it and im now a totally fucked up 25 year old #all because my folks thought my blank-ass cv with no skills or experience or education past 'home-educated' would make employers salivate #newsflash: they dont!!!!!!!! they actually DO prefer the cv with schooling and qualifications and experience!!!!!#WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.#and i cant even work ANYWAY bc im so fucked up from it all #i can barely fucking function bc i spent practically my whole life locked in a bedroom by myself #but go off and tell me what an enriching experience that was and how much better off i am for not being Like Everyone Else #luka.txt #im just fucking ranting im so fucking sad and pissed off and nobody fucking gets it

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dioptasesystem · 7 months

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Posting on Tumblr is hard because sometimes to get to 30 tags you need to just make shit up

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hyliagirl42 · 1 year

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Companies: we need workers so bad!! Theres a worker shortage and we desperately need people please apply please work for us please please please

Me: ok sure what do i need to do to apply

Companies: ok so you need 3 years experience in this exact job so we dont have to train you!!

Me: uhhh no but i have 4 years retail experience and this job I want is literally just slightly higher paying retail

Companies: ok do you have a masters degree

Me: did i mention this is basically higher paying retail?? Why would i have a masters degree for this specific thing, all it involves is talking to customers and pointing them to places and maybe cleaning or working a register. All of which i have 4 years experience doing

Companies: well then sorry but youre not qualified, you need experience AND a masters degree

Me:

Companies: WHY WON'T ANYONE WORK FOR US WE NEED WORKERS SO BAD

Me: I'd be a great worker if you'd be willing to spend like a week training me but go off I guess

#i dont see why i would need a masters degree for like working the children and teens section of the library #correct me if theres something im missing here but like #mostly i need to be able to clean and shelve books and tell people where to find books #maybe give book recommendations #maybe help people navigate the website or get help with their own personal devices #thats mostly what librarians do right #this isnt only about my local library btw its about several other unrelated jobs mostly that involve customer service at a front desk #but literally tho ive been a library aid for like 4 years and have done retail also for 4 years #and back in high school i apparently checked out the most books of anyone in the school (3 daily)#i can give recommendations for books in the children and teens section easy #especially manga thats also in the teens section #literally i think i would be so good at this job why do i need a masters #i get it if theyre worried about me not being bilingual but come on #and the other jobs again just stick me at the desk and give me like 1 or 2 weeks training and I'll prolly be good to go #please just give me a job i just need somewhere i can work long term while working on art on the side #is that too much to ask #sorry if this is negative or sounds like a vent post i just think its annoying that everyone complains about a worker shortage #and then turns away applicants with bachelors degrees just cuz they dont have experience with their one specific job #idk i dont get it

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tillman · 2 years

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engaging with a piece of media and being unable to talk about it because 1 it isnt something u can suggest to ur friends and 2 people on tumblr would be physically incapable of talking about it without freaking the fuck out because media literacy is at an all time low is truly SAD. maybe i want to write a long post about the use of sex and intimacy as a weapon in this manga.

#txt #i think the more i think about it the more i really like it. mostly not as a story but as a question and introspection #which is i think what the author was going for if his interviews are truee #im trying to get thru the last 20 chapters so i can be done with it and move on but its an experience that has reached me on a lot of levels #the depiction of parents especially like. truly got to me #the themes of family and of dreams are two of my faves in this work also i really enjoy it #but its just not a traditional story and i respect it for that. .i just know how insane people are on this site #and like not to say its free of flaws i almost put it down in the earlier chapters i just think its somethign that #deserves a bit of a deeper level of nuance. u know.#but yeah i wouldnt recommend this to anyone i know. besides rey but they dont read manga so respect

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sanzuphobe · 2 years

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also also sometimes people just dont care about what you have to say and yall need to find a way to deal with that. its not immoral for someone to not care about what you have to say

#especially in that post yall are making it painfully clear that you dont care about what these supposed NTs have to say.#sure it may hurt your feelings if someone doesnt care about what you have to say #but its very human and natural to not care about everything everyone has to say. you literally cant care about everything lmao #sometimes you bore people. sometimes you say stuff they dont care about. shit happens.#ive been doing a lot of research about like hair care and stuff like that and when my friend was complaining about her hair #i was ready to info dump for a full 20 minutes and recommend 20 different things and tell her all this stuff about silicones and sulfates #and what the fuck else #but i saw the light in her eyes dying and i was like hey. do you want t know this? if i tell you how to fix it will you do it #or do you just wanna vent and continue on your merry way #and she was like no actually i wont listen.#and thats fine! because when i talk to my friends i want us BOTH to enjoy the experience!#and just to be clear my friends absolutely would and have let me infodump and monologue and speech for half an hour at a time #but they do that to humour me. it doesnt necessarily enrich anything for them.#and when i talk to my friends i want us both to enjoy the conversation #and i feel like thats something aa lot of the ppl in that post are missing #it honestly looks like a lot of yall only look to serve yourselves in your friendships #also when i say yall i mean rhetorical you not anyone that woould actually read thi lol #nf #personal

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cronagorgonzola · 2 years

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It's my birfday so I bought a OLED switch

#.txt #its so nice #theres tons of little quality of life improvements that just make it so much nicer than the old version #to anyone considering getting a switch i highly recommend the oled model #i know we were all hoping for a switch pro but there are so many little improvements i didnt even realize the switch needed #and tbh i dont think a pro console really fits nintendo as a brand #theyre all about doing as much as you can with underpowered tech to create an interesting experience

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suddenrundown · 1 month

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sometimes you gotta spend your afternoon traipsing around a place 15 minutes from your house that you do come to realize upon arriving is most definitely a tourist trap

#my roommate and i spent $35 on a tourist trap how're yall doing lol #35 each. by the way #i dont.... think i can describe it #there was a hobbit hole #and kyoto #yeah #12/10 i had a good (....?) time and wouldnt recommend the experience to literally anyone else lol #personal

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gloamses · 1 year

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you know, there are plenty of kids getting dental veneers. I’m trying to look up studies on the regret rate of dental veneers, for anybody, whether adults or minors, and if they exist it’s impossible to find them because the marketing around cosmetic dentistry is so aggressive. they may not exist at all, idk. but there are huge numbers of anecdotal accounts of people experiencing terrible regret over veneers. are there studies on this? veneers are permanent. I mean, not exactly, you pay thousands to get them and then they wear down in 10-15 years whereupon you have to pay thousands to replace them again. but you can’t un-get veneers. you can’t undo filing your teeth down to get them put in. things going wrong with your teeth is a quality of life disaster, vastly under-acknowledged in healthcare and especially US healthcare, so if you regret your veneers and you’re stuck with them, you could be really miserable. yet, again, the marketing is aggressive and I know people who have had dentists recommend they get veneers for things like minor staining. weirdly no widespread moral panic or attempts at legislation over this

#text #this is kind of about trans moral panic #but we already know that’s not really about trans people’s welfare #so it’s also just sincere curiosity over whether anyone’s looked into this #as with trans procedures I dont think peoples ability to get them should be legislated #but I think some idea of how many people regret this and how many people experience complications #should be documented and accessible info which is communicated to patients maybe #it seems like people are getting overprescribed these things tbh #I mean my braces weren’t permanent but I still feel some kind of way about the fact that I had them at all #I didnt even need them. I had very minor lower teeth crowding. that was it #and yet I had braces for 2 or 3 years? which actually caused me to have gaps for a time which I didnt have in the first place lol #it was very stupid and to this day Im mystified as to why I had to go through all that misery #and why my family spent all that money #to get me braces I simply did not need. on all my teeth #so it boggles my mind that people are getting recommended veneers for like! minor discoloration!

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ghostfacd · 6 months

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ALL BECAUSE I LIKED A BOY? | TOM BLYTH

pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader

summary. after you and tom called it quits, the internet can’t help but make you their punching bag, all because you liked a boy.

part 2 | installment of this au | recommend you read it for more context!

CELEBRITYNEWS Months after the pair announced they were dating on Instagram, couple Y/N Avocot and Tom Blyth have now since broken up due to personal reasons and “mutual agreement” according to a source. We will miss the sweet ex-couple, and we wish the best for Y/N and Tom!

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user1 guys im going to cry

user2 this wasn’t in my 2023 plans.

user3 actual tears

user4 ik rachel is heartbroken rn bc they’re both her close friends and she introduced them to one another 😭😭

➥ user5 you’re so right OMG

user6 they were so good together?? im upset

user7 he’s single now….. YES

ynuser me time 🌞 (new skincare video up soon yayy!!)

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user8 guys, it’s official. she unfollowed tom

➥ user9 it’s the way he still follows her and likes all her posts like this is too sad to watch ☹️

user10 girly after unfollowing tom and everything even tho he still follows and likes her post

user11 she doesn’t deserve him lol. not then, not now, not ever

sean.kauf ur time

conangray yess i love you yn

➥ ynuser @/conangray @/sean.kauf i love you two 💘

rachelzegler only girls party

➥ user12 oh?

hollywoodnews Oh? is this a new romance brewing? Actress and music artist, YN Avocot and her fellow actor and cast mate Sean Kaufman seen awfully comfortable in multiple restaurants not long after YN’s breakup with her ex-boyfriend, actor Tom Blyth

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user13 cant defend yn anymore

➥ user14 she never asked u to defend her stop being delulu..

user15 welp called it, she’s a hoe

user16 doesn’t sean have a gf? not her homewrecking…

user17 acting like all that after she’s single please someone humble her immediately

user18 guys stop sending hate to yn, it’s literally not gonna help anyone. she’s single, she has the freedom to do whatever she wants without you guys being down her back 24/7.

liked by @/tomblyth

➥ user19 hello tom blyth literally liked ur comment??

user20 not tom still being nice to her even after all this. Personally me? Id never take that level of disrespect

ynuser “all because i liked a boy” OUT NOW! This song was originally something else that I put off for a really long time until now, it’s all from my experiences so it makes it very personal for me. I hope you guys like it as much as I do! As always, be kind to yourself and one another ❤️

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sean.kauf love this, love YOU!

➥ ynuser ❤️❤️

conangray this is a masterpiece

user21 THE REFERENCES TO THE HATE COMMENTS OMG ☹️☹️ this song is so good she doesn’t deserve all the hate she gets

user22 and all of this for what? WHEN EVERYTHIN’ WENT DOWN WE’D ALREADY BROKEN UP

➥ user23 TELL ME WHO I AM GUESS I DONT HAVE A CHOICE

➥ user24 ALL BECAUSE I LIKED A BOYYYYY

user25 the way tom hasn’t said anything..

#coriolanus snow x you #Coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow angst #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow x reader #tom blyth x reader #tom blyth #tbosbas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games x reader

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insertdisc5 · 11 months

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i saw you use cohost. would you recommend is as a good/active twitter alternative? im getting tired of the hell hole that this bird website is

i really love cohost and the community there but it is absolutely NOT a twitter alternative. if anything it's a tumblr alternative.

here's my small speech about cohost and why i like it

it's a mix between tumblr and livejournal which is fun

the community is very fun and active! when i made my intro post i had a dozen people leaving a comment welcoming me to cohost which is a very nice feeling

it is very much NOT about likes and follower counts. in fact, there is no way for anyone to know how many likes a post has, or how many followers someone has. YOU dont even know how many followers you have

the only visible number is the number of comments on a post, which is where the community comes from: if you want people to know a post is great, you gotta leave a comment saying so!!!

you can have as many links as you want on your profile, AND you can have links be only visible to logged in users, only to people following you, or only visible to pages you follow... so it's a great way to have your discord only be visible to certain people for example

if you DO want a more twitter-like experience, there is a tag that's The Global Cohost Feed, so you have a bunch of posts from a lot of people

when you first join you will have a few days where you can't post anything, but you can still look at posts and share them. a lot of it must be so cohost can prepare code to bring you in or whatever, BUT it also means you get those couple of days to get to know the culture of the website a bit more! it's lovely

chronological feed my beloved

no algorithm my beloved

cohost does have some issues (adding images is a PAIN), but the staff is working really hard to fix them and is always listening to people's feedback! i like cohost a lot. join me

#ask tag #cohost

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bucket-o-slime · 1 year

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swooning i am so sorry to be homo on main again

#yo uh???#uh???#i am kinda speechless #this man genuinely wants to help me and i dont know how to accept it and it hurts #like i said prior that he recommended a psychiatrist to me that he knows is reputable and trusts because #his bro has experience there #well i called them and the guy was like ‘initial sessions are $300 and each subsequent visit is $150’#and like theres no way lol #well i told him id probably have to wait until after the holidays to go rhere because that is not within my budget #that was last week or so and today he offered to gift me $300 for christmas to help pay for the initial appointment #straight up i was speechless because like uh thats such a nice thing to do #i coulda kissed him right there #also as he was leaving he came to say goodbye to me and then he put on a shitty phony cockney accent and said ‘oi love yew chap’#and then was like ‘nah im just playin’#but like?????? idk it seems so out of character for him to joke like that with anyone else #i have said it before and i will say it again i want to kiss him so bad #it just i dont know why hes being so nice to me hes such a good guy #i am swooning so hard for this fuckin guy

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riot-ghost · 1 year

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Started a new train of thought following ghosts and things, and so here's my head cannon that the people of the Infinite Realms have a religious following and how one Daniel Fenton accidentally became the human priest.

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"What the fuck do you mean I'm a priest?" Danny stared blankly at the Clockwork.

"I mean that you've become the priest of the Infinite Realms." Clockwork says. "By teaching your friends your following, they've decided to convert and follow with you. They believed what you're following is good and right, so there's human followers to our rituals and beliefs."

"I thought they were just respectful and curious! I don't know how to be a priest? Is there a way to revoke it?"

"Not really." Clockwork shrugs. "It seems fitting. Her Infinite lost her king with you, of course she'd name you her priest. I recommend opening a sanctuary,con holy ground. Gotham would fit."

"Holy shit, no, Clockwork, I'm not going to be a priest! I dont-"

"Damnit." Danny stood in front of the new building he'd just purchased.

It's easy to get it set up for outside use, but following the ways of Infinite, making it sacred ground, that was much harder. He spends weeks purifying the pollution and smog, and even longer doing the required rituals and cleansings.

He doesn't hold masses. He holds classes, every day at seven, to teach about the ghosts and Ancients. He cooks dinner for everyone who comes, and everyone is welcome. He's even told everyone they're welcome to just come and take the food and leave.

Gothamites come to find that if the city has been gassed, the sanctuary has clean air. It remains unharmed by the villains, all the way until one murderous clown declares religious exemption while getting arrested.

It's a very public ordeal and Danny hosts a press conference, three police officers and Batman are present. Joker is in cuffs. "I tell anyone that everyone is welcome to our religion. And if the Joker wishes to be, he will be. Is this what you want?" Danny asks, staring down the murderous clown.

"Oh, yes!" The Clown grins back. Danny pulls a gun, pressing it to the side of his head. Everyone is on edge, and Batman's reaching for his belt.

"For the two thousand, eight-hundred and ninty-three lives you have taken, for the nine-hundred and seventy-four children you have brutally killed. The Infinite Realm does not take kindly to murderers, to terrorist." Danny speaks, unwavering. "For your crimes against the Infinite Realms, for your crimes against humanity, and for all those burdened fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, sisters, brothers, for everyone you have taken, for those you have left behind, you shall face judgement upon the high council of the Infinite Realms upon open court. While there, you shall follow every law, to the letter of the law, or you shall face immediate denial to a trial. You will not be given a lawyer. You will not be given a clean death." Danny lowers his gun, pulling out a knife. He kneels, and rips the air behind the Joker a illuminated green portal is torn.

"From personal experience, there's things much worse than death that you can face. From personal opinion, I hope you face every fucking one before you're torn apart." Danny pushes Joker through the portal, and it closes. He mutters a prayer, standing tall. He retakes his position at the podium.

"For anyone who has faced the Joker, who have had people taken from them, had their own lives taken from them, who have so much as passed him on the street, come to the Realms' Sanctuary on North Blvd. 7308. Join the trial to have him purged, have him face the righteous punishment for the horrendous crimes he has commit." Danny bows.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #batman #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #batfam #danny phantom crossover #bruce wayne #jokers going to die #priest danny au

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