#dottie-dodge

[starry-blue-echoes]

Oooo! I love to see what you’d think of Fugo and Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea by Fall Out Boy

Oooooo this is a fun one. This song practically screams Fugo, especially with the “all my childhood heroes have fallen off and died” because. I mean look at canon.

AU where Fugo gets sent back in time Via Stand to just before the events of Golden Wind

I’d imagine that it would’ve happened a good amount of time post-Golden Wind. Fugo’s figuring out his new role in Passione with Giorno as Don, trying not to be wracked with guilt over the fates of Bucciarati, Abbaccio and Narancia, and generally living his life safely albeit now so much lonelier than he had before.

Then he gets hit with a Stand and BAM he wakes up back in his and the gang’s old shared home. A place he hasn’t been since before Trish had been assigned to them

And he nearly breaks down right then and there when Narancia comes tearing into his room.

#also to clarify #i do not blame fugo for what happened or for not joining #I’m just saying that someone in his situation would probably feel this upon learning what happened because survivor’s guilt is a bitch #initial thoughts #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #golden wind #golden wind spoilers #vento aureo #jjba fugo #pannacotta fugo #bucci gang #jjba part 5 #sb answers #poison of the past #dottie-dodge #vento aureo spoilers

[narancias-headband]

I dunno if your still doing the whole pick up line thing, but my fav cheesy pick up line will always be “are you a copper-tellurium alloy? Because you sure are CuTe”

I feel like this line has Melone vibes.

He's like. The science kid™ of JoJo's in my mind lmao. He's the only character who knows the periodic table. And he's definitely making pickup lines out of anything and everything.

#lmao i love puns with the elements... i too make them periodically hehehe #dottie-dodge

[midnigtartist]

How do Dotty and Gale feel about their height difference, since Dotty's so tiny?

So I’m a short Gale truther, that man is 5’7 in my heart. Still a good height difference since Dottys 5’ exactly in her kitten heels lol

Dottys a classic romantic so she love that he’s got 7inchs on her. Its less fun when he uses this to dodge out of the way of her kisses

And not that Gale needs an ego boost but I bet its nice to play into the romance novel troope of the tall and dashing gentleman. Plus shes prefect chin rest size ;3c

#i love that gale is a little tease i think he absolutely teases her all the time #tav shit #SpellBomb #dotty mcclain

[patchworkgargoyle]

oc fic: freaks to the front

For @strangerthingsocweek!! This isn't the first idea I had, and I wrote it in a rush, but hopefully it's fun.

You all might get sick of me and Dominik by the end of this week tbh, but too bad.

Pairing: transmasc OMC x Unnamed Freak || Rating: T for language || Words: 1,192 || Tags/Side Characters: Canon setting, post-season 4, Kali Prasad and her crew, Dustin Henderson, Jeff, and Gareth. Title from Freaks to the Front - Amyl and the Sniffers, mostly for the Freak reference and also for the vibes.

When Kali had told him they had to go help her sister, Dominik hadn’t imagined this.

Spending a couple days on the road to drive through Indiana to get to a shitty little town? Easy. Dodging past a military blockade? Fucking concerning, but not that different from evading police. Seeing ash fall from unsettlingly dark clouds that flashed with red lightning? Well past concerning and right into what the fuck is happening?

Kali sat in the front passenger seat of the van, staring intensely out the windshield as she told Funshine where to go, apparently getting directions from her telepathic sister named Eleven, of all things. Dom had seen a lot in his short time with Kali, he knew all about her strange powers, but he hadn’t heard the whole, basic rundown of her story until now.

Figures that the government would be running shitty experiments on little kids. That the experiments worked was still wigging him the fuck out.

“Turn left,” Kali said, and the van veered around a corner, jolting and rocking over some rubble, knocking Dom off-kilter and into the wall with a metallic thud. Axel whooped, loud in the crowded space, Dottie cackling from the floor, and Dom just glared at them. He looked to Mick, who was watching the tiny town speed by with a serious frown.

“What’s going on out there?” he asked, and Mick shook her head.

“Hard to tell. Kali, where are we going?”

“El said some of her friends are in trouble, asked us to pick them up on our way,” she said calmly, before giving another direction. Funshine sped up.

“I hope they aren’t more brats like she was,” Axel grumbled, and Mick shot him a look.

Dom craned around to look out the tiny window by his head and saw a crumbling building whiz by. “This place looks like a fucking warzone,” he said under his breath, hearing Mick hum in agreement.

 Kali glanced into the back. “We’re close. Dottie, get ready to open the door, El says to watch out, and that guns won’t hurt it, only push it back.”

“It? What do you mean, ‘it?’” Dom asked, sounding more shrill than he’d admit, but the van barreled over more debris and interrupted anyone who might’ve poked fun. His heart raced in his throat when Kali told Funshine to speed up, and for the first time since he’d been kicked out of his home, Dom regretted throwing himself in with these maniacs.

“Get ready,” Kali commanded, and Dom’s hand clenched around the handle of his machete. Dottie clung to the door handle next to him, ready to whip it open, and Axel and Mick braced, guns at the ready anyway.

Tires screeched, Dom tensed, and the door whipped open. He launched himself out of the van, brandishing his machete, shouting at the five people he spotted immediately. “Get in!”

All five looked at him. Or, four of them did. It was only when he had a chance to pause that he saw the fifth was way too tall and didn’t have a fucking face. It was a maw of teeth and flesh surrounded by… petals, or something, and his skin crawled just looking at this—this monster. In real fucking life.

Then it roared, or screamed, sounding like a chainsaw on crack, and absolute disbelief was the only thing that kept him from fleeing from the thing in terror as the sound of it pierced his eardrums and made his hair stand on end.

“The fuck is that!?” Axel screeched.

“Demogorgon!” one of the actual humans said, and Dom was shaken from his fear when he realized he was a child.

“Like fucking Dungeons and Dragons!?” Dom yelled, and the kid gave him a surprised look before shouting at the other guys as he raced to the van.

The monster roared again and tried to follow, but Mick and Axel started shooting, bullets not even piercing its sickly grey, leathery skin. But the impacts distracted it, knocked it back, and Dom motioned for the kid to haul ass and praying to a god he didn’t believe in that that thing wouldn’t recover too quickly.

The kid barreled past with a slight limp, shouting at the other guys as they scrambled into action. When he reached the van, Dottie hauled the kid inside, getting out of the way for the others. Two clambered in, but not before the monster got its bearings, straightening up as he heard the telltale click of a pistol out of ammo. Shit.

The shortest, a floppy-haired guy, spat fuck fuck fuck fuck as he ran. Shaking its awful, disgusting head, the thing walked, and then picked up speed. Dom backed up to the van and said, “Kali, do something!”

“I’m trying,” she hissed.

Of course, right then, the guy tripped. Dom darted forward on instinct and snagged his hand, yanking at him as he flailed for balance.

But the monster was on them.

Shouting, “Go, go, fucking go,” Dom hauled them both backwards into the van. His legs hit the floor, he toppled back, and strong hands grabbed his arms and pulled him and the floppy-haired guy clung to each other in a blind panic.

The monster lashed out, one massive clawed hand raking down the guy’s leg before grabbing his ankle. He screamed, and Dom acted without thinking. He kicked, teeth bared in a furious grimace, steel-toed boot colliding wetly with the meaty, tooth-filled hole that passed for a mouth. Someone yanked the machete out of his hand and started chopping at the thing’s arm as he kept brutally kicking out.

Tires squealed and spun until they caught on the pavement and the van lurched into motion just as the monster let go with a wounded, wailing gurgle. The person behind him pulled Dom and the guy further in and Dottie slammed the door closed, leaving that horror in the dust.

The van was quiet except for the road of the engine and everyone’s panicked breathing. Dom blinked, realizing that Axel and Mick were still by the door. Who the hell had gotten them in the van?

Dom looked back and came face to face with the biggest of the four guys. His pretty blue eyes were still wide with fear, but he was looking back at Dom, darting over his face, inevitably glancing at all his piercings before pausing at the ones in his lips just a touch too long. When Dom’s jaw dropped in surprise, the guy blushed and looked away.

His usual recklessness reared up, fueled by the adrenaline pumping through his veins. “Thanks for the save, darling,” he purred, smirking, and the guy’s face flushed an even deeper red.

“Dominik, can you not be a slut for one minute?” Axel sneered, and Dom just flipped him off, still watching the cute guy’s face as he tried to look at anyone but Dom. Oh, he was cute, and Dom thought he might have fun in this shithole called Hawkins after all. Aside from the fucking monsters.

The floppy-haired guy put an end the awkward pause. "Could someone please do something about my leg?"

#if anyone's curious they were going out looking for eddie :D #strangerthingsocweek #goth babygirl dom #freak #freakdom #(haven't used that tag in a bit!) #kali #dustin henderson #stranger things #ficlet #sav scrawls stuff #ocs aweigh

[ghostofskywalker]

I also at 10:03 pm (for me) am thinking ab dottie underwood and maybe a lil angsty dialogue of “let me help you.” 😌

ILY HAPPY 3K AGAIN U DESERVE EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD

thank you so much my beloved!! i have been sooo busy lately (moving my entire life back home after college is wild - idk how i have so much stuff!), but i promise i did not forget your requests :) i don't think is quite what you were expecting but i hope you enjoy it anyway!

this fic also includes a prompt from @nekoannie-chan's 1k writing challenge ("don't you think you're being a little paranoid?"), which i am so late on posting it's not even funny

words: 1,086

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A Single Action

With every passing second, you felt your chances of escaping arrest slip away. Every step you took was as fast as you possibly could, and you knew the police were closing the gap between you almost obsessively. It was your fault for trying to break into a store they were staking out, and now you had to once again disappear. 

You didn’t know where to go that wouldn’t lead the authorities back to you, and so when you by the time you finally felt that no one was on your tail anymore, you were practically stranded in the middle of the city, with several hours to kill before you could even think about returning to your home. 

There was a gunshot wound in your shoulder, a souvenir from the officers when they first crashed the scene, and the adrenaline coursing through your body was starting to wear off, which meant the pain was starting to amplify. It wasn’t a particularly perilous wound, although there was a small amount of blood seeping from your arm, currently staining your shirt that might have suggested otherwise. You were just grateful that this was the only injury you received, and that once you were able to patch yourself up a little, things would be okay. 

A nearby dive bar was the only place you could think of going that wouldn’t ask any questions this late at night, so you tried not to think about the growing pain and slowly made your way into the darkened room, dodging a few people dancing on your way to the bathroom. Even though this place was pretty dark, it was probably a good idea to get as much blood off your skin and clothes as physically possible before the people around you started to ask too many questions about what you were doing and where you had been. 

The bathroom was brightly lit, and there was a woman applying lipstick in the mirror when you stepped in. You didn’t recognize her at first, but then fear started to bubble in your stomach as you recognized her jet-black hair and intense stare. 

You didn’t often cross paths with Dottie Underwood, but you had competed for jobs a few times, one of those times being pretty recent. She had just shown up one day and started to try and make her way among the bounty hunters in the streets of Los Angeles, and you knew almost nothing about her. All the gossip in the different circles of the underworld only mentioned that she had apparently been born in Russia and was currently evading capture from one of the intelligence agencies based on the west coast. Although you weren’t technically on opposite sides, you wouldn’t consider her a friend, that’s for sure. 

But unfortunately, you were bleeding too much to be any more picky about where you were going to clean yourself off, so you tried your best to not draw any attention and instead rolled your sleeve up as high as it would go, exposing the raw and bloody wound. 

Right as you turned the faucet on and put your hand under the stream of water, a pristine white handkerchief appeared in your field of vision. Shocked, you looked up to see Dottie standing right next to you. “Let me help you,” she said, and for a few moments you genuinely believed that you had lost your mind. 

Frozen, you continued to stare at her, and when you finally did speak, your voice came out in an embarrassing croak. “Why?” 

“Because I know who you are.” Immediately, your body tensed, so much so that she let out a quiet laugh upon observing it. “Calm down, I’m not going to say anything, don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid?” Her words may have seemed accusatory, but there was an ease to them you couldn’t quite explain, as if this was her attempt at a joke.

“No,” you said defensively. “I just don’t understand why you’re here.” 

“Even untraceable ghosts of the night need a crappy drink every now and then,” she said, a cryptic smile crossing her lips. There was something about her that drew you in like no one else you had ever met, and you finally understood what some people said about her charm and the connections that had with her success rate. If she asked you to rob a bank for her right this very moment, you would simply nod and ask where she wanted you to drop off the money. You didn’t often let your feelings dictate your life, but this was almost involuntary. 

“No, I mean why you’re helping me, especially if you know who I am.” 

“I don’t hold a grudge against you for taking that job a few weeks back, if that’s what you’re worried about,” she said. “I understand that we all just have to do whatever we can to make it, even when we don’t want to.”

The tone she spoke in hinted at her past in a way you had never heard before, and if what you had heard about her origin was true, she probably was aware of the reality of this life even before you had decided to go out on your own and spill blood to pay the bills. 

It was completely silent in the room as she helped you clean your arm, and once most of the blood was wiped away, the wound itself didn’t look too bad. You were thankful for the cards you had been dealt, as the bullet seemed to have only grazed you. With a gauze wrap and a few days of rest, you would be right as rain. 

You dried off your skin as best you could with your shirt, and then you finally broke the silence.  “Thank you,” you said, voice as sincere as you had ever heard it. “I won’t forget this.” 

“I won’t either,” Dottie responded, and she reached down to take your hand for a fleeting moment, squeezing it slightly before she let go. Maybe you were reading too much into the implications, but you really hoped that it meant she was as taken with you as you were with her, even though this was but a tiny interaction in the course of one lifetime, a blip in memory. 

She was gone almost immediately after, the door swinging closed as she walked out, and you couldn’t help but wonder when you would see her again. 

Because you really wanted to see her again.

- the end -

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[thecluelessdoctor]

yall did younger me dodge a bullet-

So apparently alot of people grew up with the weirdest YouTube content known to man. I mean like The fucking content farm channels we have now but weirder.

I never experienced that?! My YouTube experience was watching this one kid play with Sonic plushies making weird yet oddly entertaining stories (low-key wish I remember the name of the channel of videos because nostalgia)

I was obsessed with these, and these videos were how I discovered my love for sonic as a whole, a love I still have now (I'm just not the most open about it)

Then I got yt taken away and would rewatch The adventures of Sonic the hedgehog over and over until the next time I had a device with YT access.

During this second time of having yt access, I would discover a few sonic channels that changed the very way I act (as well as discovering Sonic. Exe and the Tails Doll which still low-key haunt me. Especially those super well drawn renders... Eugh..)

These channels were Sonic and Tails pals, a very kid friendly reaction channel that pretended to be sonic characters. But the next few channels weren't as family friendly, the first of these being a Channel named shadow the hedgehog. I recently revisited the channel for nostalgia and boy. Has it changed. For the worse- now what do I mean by not as family friendly? WELL *ahem* it wasn't as bad as it could have been but it did involve swearing *which later either was censored or completely removed as time went on* as well as a lovely book of sex jokes. And a high implication that Shadow attempted to get Rouge drunk (as well as being drunk himself) to have sex with her, only to have been implied to have done it with Kermit the frog who basically was always high. It's hard to explain you just gotta watch it to know .-. but is was this shit that stuck in my brain and formed the way I thought. It also made me discover being gay is ok-

NOW THOS WASNT THE ONLY CHANNEL FROM MY CHILDHOOD, OH NO NO NO!!

*ahem* we have, TheblueBlur, aka not family friendly Sonic's channel, knuckles the echidna, infinite the jackle, Metal sonic, and many other channels like this, which all apparently worked together.

These channels were goofy reaction and VR chat channels that I was obsessed with.

I know these channels shaped how I think and what I found amusing because it made me go from perfect little daughter to not straight and more of a anarchist than ever.

But I also wonder what I would be like today if I had watched shit like Funvideotv or something of that nature rather than the shit I watched (which I'ma be honest didn't shock me as a kid because I had been watching Futurama since I was like 4)

Anyway I'm done rambling about my weird childhood, I'm Dotty, and I need therapy

#rambles. #childhood #memories #memory #nostalgic #childhood memories #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fandom #sonic youth #Sonic yt #TheblueBlur

[ginjirotchithekindchef]

Meet the Party: The Realm of the Fey Gang

Sonic the Hedgehog: Cool Thief

Sonic doesn't know how he got to be in Miitopia. He just woke up there one day. Nevertheless, he uses his super speed to confound enemies and dodge attacks, using his dagger (which he can charge with electricity) to make quick work of them.

Uta: Cool Pop Star (SPOILERS FOR FILM RED UNDER THE CUT, SO BY READING THE REST OF THIS YOU AGREE TO GET FILM RED SPOILED FOR YOU)

After her (supposed) death in Film Red, Uta found herself in Miitopia. Like Chopper, Ace and Luffy, she had an encounter with the Guardian Spirit, although hers was very brief. She uses the Uta Uta no Mi's powers in her fighting style, like mind-controlling enemies to dance with Ear Worm (though some enemies can resist it) or producing notes that cause psychic damage (mostly to enemies, but allies are affected a little) with Out of Tune and Way Out of Tune.

Dotty: Energetic Princess

Dotty only knows that the Guardian Spirit spirited her away to Miitopia. The rest is a great big blank. Regardless of that, she took a quick liking to the rest of the party, especially Uta. Watch out for her Royal Wave technique! Like Uta, she can cause enemies to dance with Regal Dance, altough she unfortunately can't mind-control the enemies.

#ginjirotchi's miitopia adventure #sonic the hedgehog #one piece #op uta #ac dotty #miitopia

[peakyblindas]

🖊

Thank you for the ask <3

I'll do Matthew.

Matthew is a sweetheart, hes very kind and caring to those he loves but can come across as ignorent and cold to those who he dislikes, but he always tries to hide his contempt for someone behind a smile (Unless your Tommy Shelby)

He loves his art and could spend all day painting if he didn't have to stop and eat.

He loves his chidren Teddy, Enola and Julius and considers Melody and Dottie to be his own blood.

He willingly disowned himself from his family because he hated their gossiping and narrow world veiw.

During world war one he was hospitilsed with a lung problem, that stopped him from joining up, Even though he wanted too, rumours started to spread that he was a coward who was dodging signing up and that is one of the few times he's ever been in a physical fight is when someone called him a coward (He lost but it was a effort)

During his time in hospital he read Das Kapital and considers himself a sort of comuinist lite.

#OC: Matthew Dormer #thanks so much for the ask <3

[campmurderparty]

sonny & dottie.

“Hm, weird.” sonny didn’t respond further on the subject of surge. Sometimes people chatted about the things in boot hill that they hadn’t seen for a long time, or something they remembered from childhood that they were surprised to see again. He never noticed any of it. To sonny, nothing ever changed. There was a safety in that familiarity. And when things did change, sonny didn’t really see it. When time flowed forwards or backwards, or he saw something hazy down silver mine road, he would just shrug his shoulders and go on with his day.

“L.a., huh? As in los angeles?” sonny asked with a raise of his brows. Normally, the name of such a city would earn a sneer from him. He hated when people came into the bar and talked about big cities like los angeles or new york city and how they had everything you ever could have wanted. Things were always happening in cities like those. It made sonny feel ashamed of being from such a small town that he had never been outside of. He never felt the need to leave like some of boot hill’s other children. While he briefly dreamt of maybe playing baseball for some college team down in tucson, he shortly dropped out of school and any hope, or want, of leaving town left him completely. Maybe they didn’t have a fancy mall, but sonny wore a uniform of jeans and a t-shirt, maybe a flannel if he was feeling fancy. Maybe they didn’t have a bustling nightlife, but the bars were open late in boot hill and there wasn’t much else to do besides party, so what was the real difference anyway? They had twenty-four hour convenience stores where a working man could meet a pretty girl.

“Maybe i just want to know the name of my alibi.” he easily volleyed, feeling encouraged by her smile. It had been awhile since he had been on a date. Kim liu, his only real ex-girlfriend, dumped him many years ago, and katie briar never went on dates with him. She’d just show up when she felt like it, and like any loyal dog, he always accepted her back. The current interaction seemed to be heading in a good direction. He accepted her offered hand, skin cold and slightly rough against her soft one, then let go. 

His smile dropped nearly instantly at her question. That was the problem with newcomers. There was very little time for them to exist in boot hill before they quickly became acquainted with the local rumor mill. All it took was a meal at the turquoise star or drink at the bucking horse–sonny’s own place of employment–for someone new to get the lowdowns on all of boot hill’s families. The maccleans were unfortunately especially infamous. “Yeah.” he answered, glancing away down the aisle, “i’m number eight out of ten.” that was the problem with being a local. People mostly only knew him as his family name and his position in the family, nothing about who he was as a person. He tried not to seem like a total asshole, though, so he gave dottie a small shrug. “No point in dodging the family curse.” tragedy blanketed every member of the macclean dynasty, might as well just accept it. Besides, sheriff kelleher knew sonny was pretty low on the list of criminals in his family. “What has you in here after midnight, then? You ain’t a cop, are ya?”

[forsworned]

You put out requests at an insane speed, and I am very impressed by it. (Also, remember to takes breaks and stuff)

thank u so much (つ﹏<)･ﾟ｡: dude i am just trying to get thru them and reach 1k before the end of january that is my current goal so if i have to spew out a bunch of reqs to get that attention then ill do it! obvi keeping the same quality, but i also have a lot of time rn w me being on break til i start school again!! i have taken breaks tho thank u for checking up on me c:

#dottie-dodge #asks #tysm #:')

[starry-blue-echoes]

God, I absolutely love the Speed Run AU, but the post about them leaving him to die of old age made me think of something. It’s not an AU, it’s the hell world that GER put Diavolo in so that he never knows the truth. Somehow, GER also put all the Bucci Gang in there with him

GJDBGJJDBGJD

If Diavlo dies, it becomes canon, ergo because this is a Diavlo Death Loop, that makes it Very canon

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #golden wind #golden wind spoilers #jjba part 5 #jjba diavolo #diavolo #gold experience requiem #golden speedrun #sb answers #dottie dodge #vento aureo #vento aureo spoilers

[plush-rabbit]

It’s complement Plush time, tonight and I’m here for it! I would actually like you to know that I actually deactivated my first account on tumblr (for a couple of reasons) but I made sure that when I made my new account, you were the first I refollowed because I love your works. (Honestly, I like your works so much that I read for fandoms I’m not even in)

!!! Dottie, this means so much to me. I'm so happy to hear that you refollowed me, that means a lot!! I'm glad that Im able to entertain you enough to have you read my other works!!

#dottie-dodge #i thought this said thottie #and then i saw it again and read it as dottie the dodge #i just cant read #anyways #im answering this now #im a bit sad but like whateves #we're putting out a simmy thing tonight babey #i miss him

[yanderart]

I’ve always been a Todoroki simp, but you have me simping even harder with the demon!Todoroki picture! I like how his left horn is white and the other is red. It was a really nice touch!!! Shows how much you think about your art pieces

Aww, dottie thank you sm! and I definitely tried to keep the heterochromatic part of his design in mind while I created the horns and tail... so I'm glad you appreciated it 🥺🖤

Plus it's always good to know my art helps with making people simp even harder for my fave

the eternal mood truly💫

#this is so sweet truly !! #made my night 🖤 #asks #dottie-dodge #screaming.txt

[exocynraku]

various cats

#dodge #doespring #domino #dotty

[sanemiangel]

This is me realizing I follow 2 separate accounts that are both you. I don’t know how I didn’t realize that @/divinxty is also you, but here we are

shshshshs it’s okay !! that’s cute 🥺 but yes they are both me i am stubborn and wanted my kny account to be separated

#dottie dodge—🌸 #moots.🌸🪞 #love letters—🌸

[lesbiten]

i feel like i know too much about wc but at the same time i could not tell you like. most of the events that take place

#this is of course the purpose of my reread but like #its so weird how much i know about this series but also how much i just Dont Remember #i can name and describe very obscure minor characters that maybe appear once. i can not tell you what the plot of skyclans destiny is #jingo(?) (was she in sd?) #there was a human kid who got hurt in the forest so the cats led her parents to her ? #maybe? was that in fq? or sd??? #dodge ??????? #i dont know who dodge is #i just know his name #i also cant name a single cat from the guardian cat group except dotty and cobweb #i feel like as a wwiki editor i should like......know these things....... #me being on there doesnt exclude me from being a dumbass #simon says