i rewatch the red room and zahra finding out scenes like they are my religion
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i forgot how loud the music in the harry potter movies is goddamn. volume fucking 17 for dialogue volume 6 for music. and if they’re at the same time fuckin forget about it
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Knock Knock, Delivery for Max
“Cheri, will you open the door please? Maman said she’d stop by, maybe that’s her.”
But it wasn’t Pascale that greeted Max at the door. Instead, he’s face to face with a… Delivery guy? The mailman? It? What he sees is that it is thrusting a clipboard at Max’s face for him to sign. Max Emilian Verstappen-Leclerc, it says underneath a line. He doesn’t even remember placing an order for, for this!
“Max? Is it maman?” Charles’ voice grows louder as he is moving towards where Max is. “That’s not maman.” Max doesn’t even have to look at Charles’ face to know that his husband is confused.
“Baby?”
“Yes, schat?” Max then turned to face Charles who is looking back and forth at him and the one at their door.
“I meant, why is there a big ass bird—”
“I’m a stork”
Both of them were freaked out by that.
“You can talk?” It was now Max’s turn to squawk.
The stork raised its eyebrow? Do storks have eyebrows? It doesn’t seem so but it is clearly raising his, in judgment of the couple before him.
“Again, what is happening? Why is there a stork in our doorway with a baby hanging off its beak?”
Max is transported to a memory of a morning some weeks ago. Waking up with a hangover, Charles’ humming heard from the bathroom, and Max’s phone screen showing the wikipedia page about Storks.
This is drunk Max’s fault, but godverdomme. He didn’t even think it was possible. Storks were a story to tell kids for when they ask where they came from to avoid telling them about the naughty bits. This shouldn’t be real. But here they are, Max and Charles, faced with a stork and a baby.
But, look at that baby! So perfect and cute, with her green eyes and blonde hair. Chubby fat cheeks that is home to a dimple. And the baby even have a lip freckle like Max! She’s a perfect mix of them two!
“Congratulations, Mr. and Mr. Verstappen-Leclerc,” the stork said, as uninterested as it was. “It’s a girl.”
Well shit.
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