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glove23 · 7 years

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REASONS I HATE SEVERUS SNAPE AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE- A Rant

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Disclaimer 1: this is very long so only read it if you've got some time

Disclaimer 2: if you think the friendzone is a thing stop reading now because you won't like what's in this and I don't want your comments because they'll just piss me off.

-Severus "Friendzone" Snape

We begin at the youngest we know Severus Snape, he's around nine.

He meets Lily Evans and immediately insults Petunia, her sister, while trying to befriend Lily.

Snape then goes on to tell Lily all about the wizarding world and when she asks if her being muggleborn will effect how people see and treat her, he lies to her face by saying "no". (I hate the entire chapter The Prince's Tale it's awful what is it chapter 33? Avoid at all costs)

He drops a large tree branch on Petunia's head when she insults his shirt (petunia is another post) and then again lies to Lilly's face about it.

When Lily is clearly distressed about Petunia saying she hates her Snapes first reaction is "so what she's only a-" and cuts himself off before Lily hears what he thinks of her sister.

Snape doesn't take Lily's concerns about the people he hangs out with seriously even though they both know the people he hangs out with despise muggleborns like Lily. "I thought we were friends, best friends?" You manipulative piece of shit.

He tries to change the subject from the dark magic they did on Mary Macdonald to James Potter and the Marauders bc he just doesn't like them (they did bully him at this point but he gave as good as he got and didn't go to anyone about it but that didn't have a place in this conversation)

Says he "won't let her" think of James Potter in a positive light for SAVING HIS LIFE and only backtracks when Lily gets angry.

Stops listening to Lily once she says James is an arrogant toerag and doesn't hear her say that his friends are EVIL.

Do I need to describe this one? "I don't need help from a filthy little mudblood!"

Tries to apologize and all he can think of to say is "sorry" and "it just slipped out" and "I didn't mean it" Lily tears him a new one and I love her.

-Now we're on adult Snape woo if none of that convinced you bc he's still a child get a load of this.

Joins The Death Eaters knowing that they attack and Kill muggleborns like he Supposed Love of His Life Lily

Continues to pine for Lily even though she's MARRIED with a CHILD (OH NO SHE FRIENDZONED ME SHE MADE ME THINK I HAD A CHANCE no asshat the friendzone doesn't exist just bc a woman is nice to you doesn't mean she has to date you newsflash some people are just genuinely KIND and that's how they treat everybody it doesn't mean the girl owes you sex or a relationship a girl owes you NOTHING for being nice to you that is her choice that she's nice to you and she is allowed to change her opinion at anytime and she does not OWE YOU ANYTHING FOR HER KINDNESS if anything you owe her to be kind back and not demand sex and a Relationship from her just bc she is kind to you)

Overhears a prophecy that could be about Lily and her family (bc he only hears the born as the seventh month dies he will have power the dark lord knows not) he has to know Lily is pregnant and he can count and figure out when she's going to have the baby and tells Voldemort anyways.

Begs Dumbledore to spare Lily's life to protect her and says nothing about her husband and son.

ONLY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT JAMES AND HARRY after Dumbledore calls him out for it and even then its grudgingly bc he knows Dumbledore won't listen unless he includes them as well.

Once James and Lily are dead (my loves I miss them) he goes to their house, steps of James' body, ignores their bleeding and crying son, and hugs and cries over Lily'a lifeless body even though she said she never wanted to see him again and didn't care about her own life as long as her son is safe and he's sitting there ignoring her son to care about her life because he doesn't give two shits about what she actually thinks only that he lost the potential to steal her away from her family.

Doesn't do anything for the infant who is bleeding and sobbing

DOESNT DO ANYTHING FOR THE INFANT WHO IS BLEEDING AND SOBBING

Goes to Dumbledore upset bc he "let Lily die" (I'll get back to that) and only after persuasion agrees to "protect" Harry

Snape gets a job as Potions Master and is a GIANT DICK to a bunch of CHILDREN who are there bc they have to be and they want to learn.

Harry comes to Hogwarts (side note: if Snape really wanted to protect Harry bc it's what Lily would have wanted wouldn't he have at least sneakily checked up on Harry while he lived with the Dursleys? No one knew where that was it's not like other death eaters would see him.....) and Snape calls him out with questions that you don't actually learn about until sixth year at Hogwarts and verbally abuses him.

I'm not going to write ever instance of Snape being a dick to students bc JK Rowling already published that and I don't feel like writing out the complete Harry Potter series.

Snape is Neville Longbottom's WORST FEAR in the ENTIRE WORLD and Neville was dropped out of a WINDOW as a child what does that say abt Snape it says he's a dick

"Potters been crossing lines ever since he got to this school he should be expelled" I mean just bc you were completely incompetent and couldn't get rid of Quirrell doesn't mean you can shout at a 12 yr old that he should be expelled for finding a way to get to school when he couldn't get to the train. (Wait the crossing lines bit is in goblet of fire isn't it he says something along those lines during COS tho whatever)

Calls Hermione, a 14 year old girl, an insufferable know-it-all bc she knows the answer to his question when NO ONE ELSE DID Like how much more of a jackass can you be

AFTER DRACO CURSED HERMIONES TEETH SNAPE LOOKS AT HER WITH HER FRONT TEETH DOWN TO HER COLLAR AND SAYS "I see no difference" I swear to god I would've decked him right then and there consequences be damned.

Just. Gives Umbridge Veriteserum to use on CHILDREN WHICH IS ILLEGAL (not doing anything abt umbridge using the blood quills is mostly dumbledores fault but it can also be put on the whole rest of the staff who should've noticed)

Not saying anything to Harry when he says Voldy has Sirius in the DOM and checking himself and then still not telling Harry so they go to the DOM and Sirius dies Snape is Responsible for Sirius' death (also Dumbledore but later)

Just like. The entire sixth book.

Book Seven he's headmaster of hogwarts and just fucking. Lets children be tortured. What a Good Guy am I right. I don't give a SHIT abt his cover as a "spy" he could've done something abt the kids under his care being tortured without giving himself away.

Asks Harry to look at him when he dies so he can look into Harry's green eyes and pretend they're Lily's bc he is obsessed with her.

Honestly I'm disgusted by this man. He was obsessed with who he thought Lily was and didn't care what she actually thought or felt. That isn't love. You can't tell me that Severus Snape was in love with Lily Potter because it simply isn't true.

He was obsessed with the image of her that he had painted in his mind. He didn't love Lily Potter, he loved the IDEA of a girl sort of like Lily who he could control and who wouldn't care that he hates everything she stands for. Snape had this glorified image of Lily in his mind that no matter what he did, who he killed, hurt, or tortured, still loved him despite him being a dirty piece of shitty bigoted garbage.

I hate Severus Snape because he's the actual worst.

-Albus Pathetic Wanker Bullshitty Dumbledore

I would like to preface this part by saying Albus Dumbledore is a glorified piece of shit.

ANYWAYS

I'm going to just start at Harry's life because I'm too lazy to do Dumbledick's entire 150 years of life.

If you want me to do it the rest of it message me and I'll do it later but rn you get the affects of his actions on an innocent child! Wooo!!

So. Dumbledore had to have known Peter Pettigrew was the spy bc he also had his Spy (who will from now on be referred to as Friendzone) in the death eaters INNER CIRCLE so he would've known a majority of the people who are death eaters so he would've known who the spy is in the order and subsequently would tell Dumbledore. So. The only way he wouldn't have is if Dumbledore didn't even ask.

Once the Potters are dead he???

Okay wait. So that whole day before Dumbledore showed up at Privet Drive, McGonagall was watching the Dursleys. Was that November First? Did Dumbledore not drop Harry off until the end of the day November first? It had to have been bc Vernon Dursley saw the wizards talking abt voldies downfall. So??? Where was Harry that entire day???? Why couldn't Dumbledore have brought him??? Why did hagrid have to use Sirius' motorbike that he had gotten??? The night before??? Why couldn't Dumbledore have floo'd somewhere close? Or portkeyed? Why? The next day? This is a hole in information I would like filled.

OKAY ANYWAY So the Potters are dead and Dumbledore decides "hey! You know what's a great idea!! I'm going to bring the one year old child to live with people who I know very well hate magic and who numerous people have told me are unfit to take care of this child but hey! Sounds like a blast! Let's do it!" Like what? What kind of person are you? I thought you learned that the Greater Good nonsense was exactly that. Nonsense.

Keeps this child in aforementioned Abusive Home for TEN YEARS without checking up on him, without so much as a visit to see if he's still alive. Nope. Just ten years later "oh look a letter for me"

Forcing Harry to return to the dursleys year after year STILL NOT CHECKING UP ON HIM HARRY RUNS AWAY IN THIRD YEAR AND DOES DUMBLEDORE CARE? NOPE.

For a child he supposedly cares so much about he certainly does little to ensure he's okay.

HARRYS FIRST YEAR- Dumbledore thought it was a great idea to bring the one thing at the time that can bring Voldemort back to life into hogwarts the year Harry gets there. Yeah. Suspicious? Wait. There's more.

Dumbledore gives Harry the invisibility cloak for Christmas which allowed him to break the rules all the time. (It's literally Harry's property like James would probably have given it to Harry before he left for hogwarts. Why did Dumbledore keep it for so long? Why not put it in the Potter vault where Harry can get it when he comes of ages and has access to it? Why give it to him then?)

Dumbledore puts the mirror of erised in a random classroom that the only other thing in it is some desks so it's not like that room is being used for storage. Where Harry conveniently finds it! While using his invisibility cloak to sneak out after curfew! For trying to protect someone he sure does give him a lot of opportunity to get into dangerous situations.

The trials before the stone! Yeah! These will totally stop a wizard who is possessed by the dark lord! They're so hard three first year students can get through! What do you mean that doesn't mean they're difficult?

I believe with all of my heart when he was asking people to put protections in front of the stone they all gave him REALLY DIFFICULT THINGS like that no one could get through without previous knowledge of how or being the one who created it (meaning they would all have to go down and disable their own trap before retrieving the stone which is the SMART COURSE OF ACTION) and Dumbledore was just like. Naaah. I think yours should be a plant that every first year class learns about. Yours should be some keys that fly around like a bunch of snitches with some brooms (fool proof amiright) yours should be a giant chess set bc NO ONE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD PLAYS CHESS ANYMORE. You can do whatever u want oh a troll? Cool cool. You should do some potions with a riddle telling you what's what that's a good idea yes yes and I'll do a mirror this is FOOL PROOF.

I hate this man.

He lets himself be manipulated into leaving the school so the trio can go try to DIE AGAINST VOLDEMORT yeah great idea

Second year (I'm not doing every year this is getting long ) he KNEW it was Voldemort opening the chamber of secrets the easiest way for him to be doing that is through possession why didn't he search students belongings for the object that could be possessing them or the students for signs nope let's just let myself get kicked out of the school.

Fourth year bc of him NOT WANTING TO CHEAT IN A GAME EVERYONE CHEATS AT Harry almost dies numerous times.

Harry comes out of the maze clutching Cedric's body and Dumbledore tells Harry to stay near him when??? Harry very obviously was just TORTURED? He's beaten and bloody and can barely stand on his own and you expect him to be able to stay where you tell him to when there are a million people around who can take him away? Which happens? Barty Crouch takes him?

And Dumbledore doesn't arrive on the scene UNTIL CROUCH IS DONE MONOLOGUING AND IS ABT TO KILL HARRY LIKE WTF

"I suspected something like this would happen" IF YOU SUSPECTED IT WHY DIDNT YOU DO ANYTHING ABIUT IT UUUGGHHHHH

Makes Harry's only source of familial comfort leave to go find some people when Dumbledore very well could have owled them himself? Sirius didn't have to leave lbr he could've been there a little while longer while Harry recovered.

FIFTH YEAR. WHAT A SHIT SHOW.

Dumbledore doesn't find a dada prof in time so the ministry sends umbitch and she tortures children and Dumbledore??? Never notices??? Umm? That sounds fake but okay. How does he not notice??

DUMBLEDORE TELLS HARRY REPEATEDLY HES NOT READY TO HEAR THE PROPHECY BUT YEAH RIGHT AFTER YOUR ONLY PARENTAL FIGURE DIES THAT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL HIM THAT HES THE REASON VOLDEMORT WENT AFTER AND KILLED HIS PARENTS GOOD JOB DUMBLEDOUCHE

The entirety of the sixth book again.

Dumbledore is grooming Harry to sacrifice himself and making Harry think of him as a grandfather-type figure, when he knows he going to die by the end of the year. You're a great person. I love ripping people's parental figures away from them REPEATEDLY ITS JUST GREAT FUN.

The seventh book is just. All of the shit Dumbledore beat into Harry's head making him not trust anyone "Dumbledore gave me this job and I can't tell anybody about it sorry I can't ask for help Dumbledore said I can't and you know Dumbledore rules over my life even after he's dead bc that's a Good Thing I know I'm doing what Dumbledore wanted I'm gonna go fuckin DIE bc Dumbledore said that it is the ONLY WAY ITS THE ONLY WAY GOTTA DIE"

The thing is. Dumbledore conditioned Harry so that he took his word as gospel and didn't even question it. And he conditioned him to think that he is not as important as everyone else, that his life doesn't matter as much as the lives of everyone else. Like??? Can you fucking not??? Every life is just as important as the next??? There are no NECESSARY SACRIFICES no one needs to be sacrificed. A lot of people died in the battle of hogwarts that didn't need to die who's deaths could've been avoided. People who died throughout the series who didn't need to die. A lot of the deaths in this series can be attributed to Dumbledore's careless attitude towards the lives of others.

He threw children into a war when he should've let them be children. There were plenty of adults who could've done the job Harry Ron and Hermione did. Dumbledore himself could've spent the time he was conditioning Harry to be a sacrificial lamb LOOKING FOR HORCRUXES he knew existed at the latest by the time the end of the second book rolls around. Get With It Dumbledore.

I hate Albus Dumbledore because he's actual garbage.

The End

#albus dumbledouche #severus friendzone snape #harry potter #anit-snape #anti-dumbledore #the life and times of glove23

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pyro-vixen · 6 years

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Unpopular Opinion

Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape deserve redemption. Everyone always talks about how awful they were to Harry and his group, but no one ever seems to mention how Potter was just as much of a dick right back to them, instead of trying to be understanding and inclusive he treated them like everyone else treated anyone who was in Slytherin. "Wasn't a wizard who went bad wasn't in Slytherin" bullshit. Wormtail for starters. Dumbledouche might have been fighting Riddle, but he was also exploiting children and people who trusted him. What fucking house was Umbridge from anyway? She seems like a dodgy Hufflepuff. And how about the Slytherins who didn't go dark side hm? Slughorn was a good guy, retired and wanted nothing more than to hide from Voldemort. Regulus started off on the wrong side and tried to change even at the expense of his own life. But Severus is a horrible person for starting off fighting his bullies and ending up on the wrong side? Tell me Andromeda was in any house but Slytherin...

#harry potter #severus snape #snape #draco malfoy #malfoy #hogwarts #slytherin #dumbledore #redemption

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kc-maybe · 6 years

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Coming from someone who was a complete jerk all throughout middle school and high school and no one told me? It took me the right timing and a good friend to lay it out for me for me to change who I was into someone caring and empathetic. I was mean and just straight up nasty. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes on accident... coming from someone who came from a nice family but I was still mean? I think we give Draco too much flack for not changing his ways until he was absolutely forced to.

He was just trying to find acceptance outside of his family for so long and he was doing what he knew how. Acting superior and as his father did because he saw the respect his father got. But then he gets to school and people don’t like that.

So, when a group of people tell him that he is worth something... when a group of people show him he CAN do something right? He latches onto them and does what they do. He says the words that he knows will cut someone deep because that’s what the people he thinks is cool does.

He doesn’t think he’s worthy to be a part of the “good guys”, like the “golden trio” and dumbledouche. So, he goes against them because, “fine. If you don’t want me, I don’t want you! Before you can reject me, I’ll decide who you are and what you mean to me before you can decide I’m not good enough.”

Sure, some people come from such horrific backgrounds and they change who they are and go against their family (*cough, cough* Sirius Black). But some? Some have no choice. Some stay for the parent that truly loves them and also has no choice. Some stay for their mother and do what they can to protect their mother in terrible situations because the man of the family won’t protect them.

I think that there’s more to Draco than the little snot that he portrayed and that is evident in how fast he changed from Goblet of Fire to Half-Blood Prince??? The snot turned desperate and depressed to do what he can with what he has. With the options presented for him. I never saw anyone lay out Draco’s future for him!

I never saw a teacher tell Draco that he has more options than what he has been raised for. No one took the time to lay it out: you’re more than a Slytherin. You’re a wizard. A powerful and smart and precise wizard. And you can do so much more than be a dark wizard or be put in this box!

I think Draco just needed someone. Anyone. To tell him that he is more than a Slytherin. More than a Malfoy. He’s more than his name. But no one ever did. The school was full of people who disliked Slytherins. But there must be a reason they kept the House, right? Why would they keep the Slytherin house if it wasn’t important? They’re just kids and they needed more stability than what they got at Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts....

These kids are important and there’s a reason Slytherin’s were still a part of the school! And I think there should’ve been more done for them than what was. They needed guidance counselors and options outside of what they were given. They needed to be more advanced than they were. Sure, electronics were finicky when mixed with magic. But I just know there has to be a way for them to mix and to coincide. There has to be a wizard smart enough to connect them. That’s off topic... whoops.

Basically, there’s so much more to Draco’s development and issues than just he was raised bad but he didn’t have to stay bad. He was raised by a coward. He was raised by a mother who would do anything to keep her son safe even if she needed to kill to make it happen. Or let others get killed instead of her family.

#defending Draco Malfoy #personal experience #love conquers all #sharing love #hogwarts #draco malfoy #harry potter #mine #opinions

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dreamydrarry · 7 years

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the hilltop scene in Snape’s Pensieve memories in DH really pisses me off. now, i couldn’t care less if you’re pro-Snape or pro-Dumbledore in this situation, because it still sucks either way. let me explain:

so Snape is telling Dumbledore that he told Voldemort about everything he heard of Trelawney’s prophecy/prediction and how Voldemort comes to the conclusion that it must be Lily’s son, which means he will hunt all of the Potters down. now, i get it, it’s Snape’s fault for telling him, blah blah blah... but regardless, in this moment of weakness, Snape goes to Dumbledore and begs for help.

to which Dumbledore is basically like “well, damn, Sev, if she means so much to you, ask him to spare her and just kill her son.”

and Snape says, “i tried!”

and then Dumbledore is all shocked like, “wowwwwwwww!!! you disgust me. i cant believe you actually did what i suggested...”

then Snape replies, “hide them all, then! keep all of them safe! please!”

but fuckin Dumbledouche can’t just do a nice and super important favor. even if Album Dumbledork didn’t like Several Snake, he’d still be doing the world a favor by saving the Potters and their newborn baby, who Dumbledore knows from the prophecy is a big fuckin deal

no. instead, he says, “and what will you give me in return, Severus?”

bitch... excuse you? we aren’t trading our favorite chocolate frog cards here, we’re talking about saving a family that includes the boy who will one day save the wizarding world from the monster of a man that YOU are having ME risk MY life by secretly being a spy on the other side so that you twats can have the inside scoop on what they’re up to.

that fact that Severus loved Lily is the whole reason this whole thing is brought up in the first place, and i totally get that, but once Dumbledore hears that Harry of all people is in danger, the whole Severus/Lily thing should have been completely irrelevant. at that point, it shouldn’t have been viewed as a favor for Snape. it should have been a task that Dumbledore instinctively decided to help with on his own.

there should have never been a factor of, “and what do i get out of this?”

#i dont want any comments like YEAH WELL SNAPE WAS A GROWN MAN WHO BULLIED KIDS because that is NOT relevant here ok #feel free to completely take this post out of context and argue stupid arguments because im sure there will always be one of THOSE #harry potter #albus dumbledore #severus snape #mine

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la-knight · 6 years

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do you hate all characters in hp? no judgment, genuinely curious from the few posts i’ve read on your blog. x

I hate all the grownups who are in the books for more than 10 seconds. So like, not Andromeda. She’s dope from what we see of her, but it’s like 1 scene. Grrr. Fleur and Charlie and Bill and Viktor are kids, to me, not adults. So when I say grownups, I don’t mean them. But pretty much every adult character in HP is either a villain in some way (Voldy, Quirrell, Lockhart, Umbridge, Fudge, etc) or abusive (Dumbledouche, Snape, Molly, Dursleys, Sirius, Grangers, Moody) or complicit in abuse (McGonagall, Fudge, Dumbledick, Professor Sprout, Lupin) or only there for like 5 minutes (Olivander, Andromeda, Kingsley, Nick).

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probably-lucifer · 6 years

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So anyways literally screw Dumbledouche and his "bLoOd wARds aRe sAfEr!!1!1!!" Bullshit. First off 110% of death eaters are elitist fucking idiots who refuse to even consider accepting, let alone searching through the muggle world (obviously, since Harry was never taken from school or anywhere else at all ever, literally the only thing that ever came for him were dementors and they don't count seeing as they're not human.) So tell me again why that child has to be verbally, mentally, and DEFINITELY (though it's never explicitly stated anywhere in canon other than JK's interviews which I'm choosing to accept as canon due to psychology) physically abuse for his "safety", because let me be the first to tell you that abusive childhoods not only never leave you, but ALWAYS effect you, it leaves permanent scars on you, sometimes it'll even leave physical scars so no. He did not "have" to stay, and don't even try to come at me with that "hE dIdn'T hAVe aNyOne He CouLd tRuSt" bullshit, he knew plenty of people that would've taken care of Harry, and even would've treated him like a normal person. That's not even the tip of the iceberg on why I don't like that man.

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sleeepwalker-mfr · 6 years

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Dumbledouche

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marjorlyanarchicuterus-blog · 7 years

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My friend and I coming up with HP theories.

Him: Okay, so we learned later in the series that Dumbledore, His brother, and Grindlewald all knew each other and they got into a fight and because of that fight, Dumbledore's sister Arianna got killed by a curse. Now, granted that they never knew which one of them threw the curse, Dumbledore always blamed himself for her death. As we all know horcruxes are made by someone murdering someone, and half of their soul goes into an object. Now, considering that a young, immensely magically talented Dumbledore would no doubt be in most possibly his darkest state ever at this time, it seems perfectly logical that he would want to get rid of this pain and regret that he's feeling inside, right? What better way to do this other than legitimately taking a half of his soul out. This would also explain why he has so much knowledge about horcruxes despite being against the dark arts. Now, let's stray off a little bit right here. In the chamber of secrets, we see Faux, Dumbledore's pheniox make his first appearance. We have no clue how long Dumbledore has had Faux at this point, but let's go ahead and assume that young Dumbledore got Faux as a pet whenever he was searching the Deathly Hollows in his younger years, which we all know that he did. Wouldn't it make sense for him to have a pet pheniox that has magical healing properties and can teleport even in areas where you're not suppose to be able to apperate? It makes sense, Faux would be extremely useful to him, and no doubt that Dumbledore and Faux would grow close over the years, and Dumbledore would become even more attached once he lost his sister. Now, typically to make a horcrux you have to have an item that's of some sort of significance to you. Now, Dumbledore tells Harry in book two that basically as long as someone stays loyal to Dumbledore he would always be alive, and guess what happens whenever Harry goes down to the Chamber of Secrets? Whenever Harry remains loyal to Dumbledore, Faux shows up and fights with Harry to kill the basilisk so he could get the basilisk fang and destroy Voldemorts diary. Okay, so now, let's fast forward to where Dumbledore uses Faux to teleport away from the Ministry of Magic. Dumbledore calls on Faux at WILL. Now, good old moldy-voldey seems to have impeccable control over Naginni, even for a poslemouth, even Dumbledore admitted it, and as we all know Naginni is one of Voldemorts horcruxes. Naginni has a piece of Voldemorts soul inside of her, which provides better control over her. Now, Dumbledore clearly says "Putting a piece of your soul inside of a creature that can think and move for itself is high INADVISABLE. Not just splitting your soul is inadvisable, but specifically putting your soul inside of something that has freewill. Now, why would he say that? Now, let's just go ahead and say that Faux is Dumbledore's horcrux. We learn that Dumbledore gave Olivander two of Faux's feathers to turn into wands, one of which Voldemort has, and the other one Harry has. This would mean that essentially that each of those wands would have a small fraction of Dumbledore's soul in them which is mind blowing whenever you think about it. Dumbledore's soul is split into technically four pieces at this point. Now, this doesn't mean that Dumbledore can come back to life, because Faux dies whenever Dumbledore summons him in the Ministry of Magic, and we learned whenever Voldemort kills Harry that the killing curse can indeed destroy a horcrux, so this means that half of Dumbledore's soul is destroyed in book 5, and after book 5 Dumbledore becomes considerably weaker. Now, Harry's wand was destroyed in God Rick's Hollow by Naginni which in return destroyed the other half of Dumbledore's soul. Now, considering all of the that we're not sure what happened to Voldemorts wand, but it is safe to say that Voldemort destroyed it at Malfoy Manner whenever he took Lucius's wand from him, but before that whenever Voldemorts tried to kill Harry and his soul bounced into Harry's body, Dumbledore's could have as well. That's would explain why whenever Harry accepted his fate and died at the Battle of Hogwarts, it also killed the last part of Dumbledore's soul as well which is why we see both Dumbledore and Voldemorts soul in Kings Cross Station. Now, Dumbledore's soul is fully grown because that's the part of the soul that Harry paid more attention to, and Voldemorts soul is the way it is because Harry never paid any attention to it, so it never developed. Me: Olivander specifically said the wand chooses the wizard. So if a wand belongs to someone, they should be the only one to use it. Him: But with the whole wand thing, a wizard can use any wand. Especially since Harry and Voldemorts wands are both made of the same pheniox feathers. They have the same core, they legit say that the wands are twins. Harry can use Voldemorts and Voldemort can use Harry's. Me: Well that makes sense yes that they can use each others. But how Olivander explained it that the wands basically have a will of their own. To choose which wizard or witch to be their holder. Him: I guess it's like some sort of twin telepathy thing or something. But then again did Harry's wand even accept him? Or did it recognize Voldemorts soul? Because that would be a more logical explanation. Me: Faux could have been Dumbledores horcrux. So in a way, both wands had Dumbledores soul in it.. So you could say that Dumbledore chose Harry and Voldemort. Given that the feather came from Faux Me: Well doesnt it make sense?! Dumbledore uses harry like a pawn. So maybe if the feathers came from faux, Dumbledore could've chose him and Voldemort. Considering he met Tom when he was a boy, so he had "sensed" his soul before. Same with Harry. Maybe he knew that Tom was evil, and in turn chose Harry to defeat him. But he only met Harry because Voldemort wanted to destroy the Order of the Phoenix Me: So realistically...the whole thing...is Dumbledores fault. Him: Basically. Dumbledore's an asshole. Me: Yup. 10 points to Dumbledick. Him: Dumbledouche Me: Assmunch Dumbledouche

#harry potter #dumbledore #theory

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