#eater cheater

[bylertruther]

we secured byler in the top four and so many ppl are giving up now................... can't relate i would bite kill lie and cheat for byler i'm their top shooter in these e-streets and i will NAWT lose to a redditor ever in my entire life i Refuse 🫡

#personally i love competing and voting and being a sore winner #it's what cheater cheater pumpkin eater will byers would want and who am i to refuse him anything ever? #they're also 100% going to vote byler now so . we're gonna lose if ppl really do stop voting lmao

[lobotomize-d]

Spamton knocked the piece the fuck off the cheesboard and insisted that he won the game and then tried gaslighting Jevil into thinking it was them and this is how they got divorced

#will wood lyric referenced #thermodynamic lawyer where u at #these dummies need the court papers #“WHAT DO YOU MEAN! MEAN! I BUMPED THE TABLE? TABLE?! CHEATER CHEATER PUMKIN EATER!” #And then they fought #ramble

[sannyo-appreciation-posts]

Mamizou's accusation of Sannyo's Chō-Han rolls

To be clear, Mamizou is not actually claiming Sannyo is cheating, this is because they are playing simple Chō-Han (Odds vs Evens), and since Sannyo sets the cup on the table before betting even starts. The game is completely fair.

to everyone else playing, they are experiencing a completely fair game of Chō-Han.

But for Mamizou.....

she is getting mocked for cheating against the Yamawaro in her earlier games of Cee-lo

But is it even physically possible for Sannyo to control fair dice shaken in a cup?

And we do know for a fact they are fair dice because she's playing Chō-Han in the traditional fashion, with her sleeve off, making it physically impossible for her to switch out the dice each round.

Well according to a site on dice play, it actually is possible

"even straight dice can be controlled with practice. Cheats develop techniques where the dice are placed in the cup and are then slid out of the horizontally held cup rather than rolled"

Except there are two problems.

Sannyo cannot be using this technique for two reasons. The first is because Mamizou tells us she shakes the cup, and the second is because every round she sets her cup straight onto the table completely flat.

so how is this possible?

There is one possibility given what we are shown.

So here's how she probably does it.

The first step Sannyo will need to take is to flourish the dice, allowing her to select her results, if she's as good as we might assume, she could toss them from the tips of her fingers as easily as from the side, so even showing people the dice won't matter. We know for a fact Sannyo does flourish the dice every single round.

The next thing Sannyo does is throw her dice into the cup and shake them around, just like Mamizou said when she made her accusation.

as long as Sannyo can hit them flat on the bottom, the dice can theoretically hold the result, next we need to assume she can hold them there even while holding the cup horizontal. To do this Sannyo will need to switch to spinning them along the sides with inertia immediately after they hit flat on the bottom. Then she needs to keep them rolling horizontal along the sides without turning the side with her result.

Note the absence of "Rattling". The only sound effects we are shown are solid "thumps", "Clacks" or "Slams".

Now those were the tricks required to let her even attempt to do this rolling horizontal and under the conditions of Chō-Han. Now we actually get to the part she should not actually be able to cheat.

Sannyo is going to need to stay on the result she's kept flat to the base of the cup and then get it to land flat against the table without bouncing and turning.

But what if we saw the first part of that trick?

Every round she smacks the cup and immediately lays it onto the table.

If she does this absolutely perfectly she can hit her result flat against the base, and then ride the inertia of turning it to lay it flat against the side corners of the cup and finally land the dice on the table. Then keep the edge of the cup as a support to prevent it from turning over while it bounces.

And that is how it can theoretically be done.

The amount of skill required to actually pull this nonsense off would boarder on impossible. If we weren't talking about Sannyo this would be inconceivable.

Sannyo is not just good. She's very, very good.

#sannyo komakusa #touhou #lotus eaters #sannyo #東方project #unconnected marketeers #touhou project #cute #touhou 18 #gambling #Mamizou #mamizou futatsuiwa #mamizou touhou #Analysis #This really shouldn't be possible under these conditions but we are assuming she has a superhuman level of control #Yes. That is indeed the ponytailed Yamawaro on a winning streak earlier that night #Assuming she played every game off panel too the Yamawaro theoretically could have came to the same conclusion as Mamizou. But she went bus #It's hilarious Mamizou managed to uncover this with such confidence. If it wasn't for Mamizou's personality she might believe a coincidence #Sannyo is impossibly cool. #All this trouble just to humiliate a cheater #I hope this gets around. I feel like it adds a lot to the scene.

[bcbdrums]

Everyone needs to watch the Soul Cheater series immediately.

But episode 4 is missing! Don't worry I have it, just message.

#soul eater #soul cheater #maka albarn #soul evans #black star #tsubaki #death the kid #franken stein #spirit albarn #lord death #liz thompson #patty thompson #stein #sid barett #sid barrett #Youtube

[rainyecho]

I know what's on January 20th 😈

because you CHEATED

#whatever #it’s still a surprise 👎 #cheater cheater pumpkin eater #you don’t know the dialogue #SUCKER #>:)

[deesi-academia]

Sad high infidelity day to those who got cheated on (my friend told me she liked another friend's song suggestion more)

#cheater cheater dirty eater idc. #high infedelity #taylor swift #desiblr #desi #chaotic academia #humor #memes

[owencanpowermybattery]

It’s one thing to know hockey boys cheat and it’s another thing to KNOW hockey boys cheat. Even worse is knowing WHICH hockey boys cheat.

#Bonus points for having to see them do it #I cannot stand them #i just want to live in peace #Hockey boys #cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[bexhfab]

Eugene served cunt, Zach is in touch with his emotions, and Keith has really just accepted it or is doing a rather exceptional job a masking it.

#ned fulmer #try guys #i want to see eugenes face/actions when he first hesrd abt it #cheating #chester cheater pumpkin eater

[bo0zey]

y’all….…………….ain’t no way this is how i just found out i’m blocked by my ex

#this asshole smh #ain’t no way we hooked up 2 months ago n now he wanna act like the victim as if he didn’t cheat on 3 times #having the nerve to block ME ​as if he wasn’t whining in bed telling me ‘this 🐱’s gonna have me saying fall ‘i love you’ again’ #yes we broke up like 3yrs ago after he made 2 tinder accounts while i was 2hrs away at college freshman year #1 in late september & again in december 2 days before finals/a week before my 19th bday smh #and both times 2 diff girls from my hometown sent me screenshots of his profile ffffff 1 was my childhood neighbor n a girl from high school #then i found him messaging girls on twitter that summer n i was like 3rd times a charm Bye #yes ir took 3 cheats for me to break up w him ok LISTENNN he was my 1st everything ie high school bf love fuck etc n we dated 1.5yrs #my mom also died like 1.5 yrs b4 we met n i was crashing n burning then met him n bpd made him my everything lol #i already lost my whole world once!! i didn’t wanna lose it again!! it took 4 months for me to accept my feelings for him!! #my dumbass ​considered him my bf AND my bff!! just like my mom was my mom/world n bff. i was dumb ok!! i didn’t wanna lose 2 ppl in 1 again #anyways i just thought this was ironic n funny asf lol #cheater cheater pumpkin eater #mine #ramblings #toxic relationship

[artificerdusty]

PLAYER, THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS TOP SECRET AND NOT TO BE SHARED WITH ANY PLAYERS IC OR OOC FOR THE NEXT WEEK! YOUR CHARACTER, HOWEVER, MAY ALLUDE TO WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE. FOR THE NEXT WEEK, THEY MAY EXPERIENCE INCREASED PARANOIA, EXTREME MISTRUST, FLASHBACKS, NIGHTMARES, SORE THROAT, AND RESTLESSNESS. WELCOME HOME!

Having twins, a library job, and an illustrious inventing career leaves you with very little down time, but one way you can unwind at the end of the day is a good book. Lately, you’ve been on a kick with the classic Sherlock Holmes novels. You open the Hounds of Baskerville, sinking into your designated chair and amusedly reading the lines. You flip the page though, and it’s blank. Frowning in confusion, you flip back to the page you were on, only to find it blank once more. In a hurry, you set the book down on your footrest, trying to flip from front to back to find any words. An increased sense of panic is growing when you can find none and you slam the book closed. Your chest rises and falls rapidly as a couple of seconds pass when you try to open the book again. This time, you’re met with transcripts of your aol logs with Suzie, phone calls, each page you turn the more incriminating things become. A ringing swells in your ear as it all becomes too much and you throw the book at the wall. 

#night one: before the funeral #smh cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[uniasus]

Misconception Car Brainstorm

Thank you 2hr car trips where I just daydream fanfic, I suppose. Not sure if I'll actually write this story as it's now complete in my head, but figure people might enjoy the summary? Shout out to Misconceptions by Kukiwi, which jumpstarted my brain on this idea

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Atem works first one long night a week, then it becomes more consistent working for Kaiba. Atem gets less communicative and misses planned events, and eventually stops answering his texts. Yugi takes steps to cure loneliness - late nights at the store, hanging with friends. 

Over the 3-4 months as communication between them dissolves as Atem's work at KC gets busier, Atem and Yugi really only connect during their morning routines and Atem gives the conversations they have less and less attention as time goes on. Yugi becomes increasingly worried Atem is having an affair with Kaiba. During this time, Yugi gets an offer from Pegasus - to inherit Industrial Illusions - but before he makes his choice Pegasus offers him a six-month trial period to see if he actually wants the position. Yugi tries to bring this up with Atem, but Atem pays half attention. At one point there is a conversion where Atem asks about a new coffee maker in the kitchen. Unknown to Atem, it had supposed to be an anniversary gift but when that flew by Yugi just put it out for him to use. Yugi says he bought it for Atem with money saved from a lower grocery bill cuz he's cut down on food waste. But in reality, Yugi was able to save for it because Atem hasn't had dinner with Yugi in months and Yugi has stopped buying food for two people. Atem makes that connection later while at work, but while noting it doesn't implement any change in his routine. 

Yugi's birthday happens, and the few nights before it Atem never comes home and he also doesn't show up for the party at the restaurant. One his way home, Joey runs into Atem and Kaiba leaving the office, overhearing Kaiba asking if Atem is again spending the night. Joey explodes at Atem, asking him first why Atem didn't come (encouraging Kaiba to leave with something about Mokuba at the party) and then directly asking if Atem is having an affair. "Yuge will never ask, so I am." 

Atem is shocked, but Joey continues to bring up points about how Atem's habits could be considered as such. Part of this convo includes Joey chastising Atem for never responding to calls or text and Atem being confused because he's not gotten any for weeks. Pulls out his phone as proof and Joey is originally confused to not see himself in Atem's call record but then points out that's a KC phone, and not his personal one. To his horror, Atem realizes he turned off his personal cell phone during a meeting and never turned it back on, solely using his work phone (and thus talking to Kaiba) the past few weeks. Joey fumes, did Atem not think it strange to never get a text from Yugi? Or that he never started a chat with Yugi on his work phone, sharing the number? Joey ends by saying he's really hoping Yugi takes Pegasus's offer cuz Yugi obviously needs a break from Domino. "You might not be bending Kaiba over a table, Atem, but you're giving all your attention to that bastard. Yugi hasn't been a priority in your life in months." Joey says not to expect Yugi at home that night. They've been feeding him drinks since he's been sad. Joey insinuates Yugi may in fact go home with someone else (Tea? Rebecca?)

Atem is confused and guilty as he goes home, particularly shocked over the phone. He sits at the kitchen table, reading messages, and notes how Yugi's has changed from hey when are you coming home and playful conversation starters to status updates that have all gone unanswered. There are three texts about the birthday party. While Atem is looking through the phone, he gets two text. One from Tristin (Yugi's at his place). Then another, with drunk spelling from Yugi. He's Pegasus's offer. 

Yugi comes home the next morning, scrambling and hung over as taking Pegasus's offer means hopping on a plane to California the next day. Atem, guilty for a myriad of reasons and essentially panicking when he realizes Yugi is going to be gone for awhile, showers Yugi with attention all day in a love bomb. Atem spends the day trying to reassure Yugi their relationship is still on track and Yugi is #1 in his heart, but Yugi can't 100% believe it.

With Yugi gone, Atem's late hours continue, but it works with the time difference to Cali. Communication restarts between them, but it's touchy because they're now working for rival companies (there's privacy concerns) and they hadn't had a proper convo in months. However, Yugi alludes to a corporate strategy he presented to Pegasus that makes Atem realizes Yugi is good at business. His strategy skills carry over from duel monsters to conference rooms, and Atem is ashamed Pegasus noticed before him. He tells Yugi he should take Pegasus's offer once the job trial is done. Yugi, knowing the implications, panic calls Joey thinking Atem broke up with him. 

Joey checks in with Atem for Yugi's sake, again bluntly asking if Atem broke up with Yugi. Atem sputters no, they're on good terms now because they talk regularly and Joey notes the couple might be on better on better footing but Atem is still just fitting Yugi into his schedule vs making time for him. Atem mentions he's seeing Yugi in nyc the next week. Joey is relieved to hear that, then rambles about Yugi's fearful thoughts as to why he thought Atem had called it off - implications about Yugi taking the job Atem hadn't even thought of such as Yugi moving permanently to California and Atem making no move to cut himself off from Kaiba and Kaiba Corp and the tensions that have arisen from that. Atem decides to not tell Joey that his visit to NYC isn't a couples' vacation. It's a work trip; Yugi and Atem are representing their companies at the US Championships. Atem had made sure to clear his schedule a few hours one night for a single date.

The tourney is a chance for Atem to see Yugi in action as Pegasus's protege. He overhears a convo with Duke about the rights to dungeon dice monsters, which reminds him of Yugi's early talk of a distribution deal. Yugi's business plan is deals and partnerships, kaiba on beating the competition. Mokuba joins Yugi and Duke at some point, and they reminisce about something Atem has no knowledge of. Atem realizes Yugi is building a circle without Atem. It's painful, but also a healthier thing perhaps. Atem wants to go over to say hello, but Kaiba drags him away. Atem and Yugi lock eyes but that's it, and Yugi is upset by it. He hadn't realized Atem would be there for day one. Their date is day three.

Later, Mokuba joins Atem and Kaiba at an event and Kaiba presses his brother for information on why he was hanging with Yugi. Mokuba lets spill that Yugi is working for Pegasus, something Kaiba hadn't known. He's huffy that he hadn't, why hadn't Atem shared that knowledge?

Toward the end of the day, Kaiba corners Yugi for a match. Yugi wants to disagree - neither of them are in the tournament - but Pegasus says why not? A showcase match during the lunch break tomorrow perhaps. It can be a test for the duel stadiums, which were only scheduled to be used for semifinal matches and above. It's a good test for a few concept cards Yugi has developed.

Atem texts Yugi, asking for his hotel room, but Yugi ghosts him. He needs to prep, but he's also upset Atem had planned to be two whole days at the tournament before their date and never let Yugi know or tried to catch five minutes between events during the day. Hell, Yugi had an autograph hour on the event schedule. (the KOG title when to Yugi upon their split. Atem insisted because Yugi did ultimately been Atem at the end)

Breakfast the next morning, Atem gets dragged down with Kaiba, but as he finishes Yugi walks in. It's another miss.

Yugi wins the showcase match, and Kaiba doesn't appreciate Atem cheering for Yugi, and makes a comment about believing they had broken up (echoing the call with joey). This aggravates Atem, of course he's still dating Yugi. He tries to flag Yugi down for dinner, but Pegasus interrupts. Business dinner with the Devlins. Atem will have to wait for his originally planned dinner with Yugi the following night. Yugi continues to be upset/sad because he's continued to only see glimpses of Atem and they haven't had a full conversation yet. Rebecca and Duke are supportive.

The next day, as the dinner date approaches, Kaiba makes a fuss. Work is more important than seeing an old friend. Atem realizes it's not only Yugi and Joey who thinks Atem is/has/considered cheating. Kaiba thought Atem was showing interest in him too - in as much as Kaiba thought romantic interest could be for an aroace guy. Atem balks at it the idea that nearly everyone thought he and Yugi were done/dying and is extremely apologetic as he realizes he's been unintentionally stringing Kaiba along. Atem thinks back to what Joey said in their last call - he needs decisive action showing that Yugi is a priority in Atem's life. Especially after not providing it for at least six months at this point. So he quits. At dinner, he tells Yugi this and asks for a job, doubling down on how the whole reason he'd wanted to stay in this world was for Yugi and he'd been an asshole for not making Yugi realize that. Yugi accepts Atem's apology - helped by a full night of being worshiped ^_~

#yugioh #puzzleshipping #atem has a body #my fanfiction #wip #snippet #cheater cheater pumpkin eater #fic rec

[bcbdrums]

“I plead both guilty and bored!”

—Soul Cheater, ep. 4

That’s…that’s Stein. Right there. Half that episode could have been canon, this line specifically.

#soul eater #soul cheater #franken stein #stein #dr stein #dr. stein #professor stein

[goongiveusnothing]

How do you know/why do you think H also had an affair with Florence? I didn't hear about thar before

This nanny did a whole darkened video talking about these things for the Daily Mail. In the clip going around she says that Jason told her that Olivia told him at the start of the shoot, that Florence and Harry were having an affair together.

So it's either that Olivia lied about that to cover up her own affair with Harry (which Florence/Zach later found out about it as I'm sure Jason told them) or that they did have an affair and Olivia decided to steal him away from Florence to have her own affair.

#florence pugh #olivia wilde #do worry darling #the lifetime movie about all of this is going to be insane #salad tossing #cheater cheater salad eater

[soojinscherries]

To cheer my gf up, I told her a joke I made up earlier:

“What do you call a girl who cheated on her bf coz she found out she was gay and didn’t know how to tell him?”

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“A cheater cheater pussy eater”

then I hit her with the finger guns-

She has yet to see it but I hope she laughs

#lgbtq #wlw memes #i've really become a stereotypical bisexual- dad jokes #finger guns #and cuffed jeans #bi pride #What do you call a girl who cheated on her bf with another girl? probably would've been simpler #oh well #pun #its a play on cheater cheater pumpkin eater if you couldn't tell

[emmahada]

oh thats right

#already used a gold cheater cheater pumpkin eater ticket for it #spt/poka

[dress-up-tataru]

im going to scream of course when i forget the window is coming up and show up at 3 minutes left is when i finally get intuition

unfortunately

#im at the point where the fish i have left have such little uptime i absolutely have to jump at any opportunity or im out 5+ hours :/ #also yeah revealing im a cheater cheater pants on eater #...but tbh i dont consider it cheating because all it does is log bite times on fish only *you* catch #and compiles information i would otherwise have to find across various websites like locations times and baits etc #and tbh if i didnt have it i would not be doing this cause the alternative is rawdogging it with a macro timer #which i did with ocean fishing before i remembered the plugin existed (that wasnt fun)