#elias that fucking bitch bouchard

[aziuuu]

SEASON 1!!!!

Omw to destroy them woooooo

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma jon #tma martin #tma sasha #tma tim #tma elias #jonathan sims #the archivist #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #elias bouchard #elias that fucking bitch bouchard #chat is tim sexy enough?????? #rip sasha I designed you to throw you away :(

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

Thinking about Elias Bouchard a lot these days. I love you queen; you totally deserved everything that happened to you but my god were you witty while you were at it.

#he has a hannibal lecter-esque irony while he ruins his own life #RIP mr bouchard you would have pissed the fuck out of that lecter bitch #tma #elias bouchard #hannibal

[owls-and-bees]

Have we as a fandom really considered what kind of pipe Elias used?

Just checking

#i’m being so fr rn #my actual pipe is named Jurgen Leitner for this exact reason #I just think we need to consider all possibilities really #it is entirely possible that Elias was in his office getting absolutely blazed when he got his little ceaceless watcher alert #and had no time to plan the murder so he just looked at the pipe in his hand and said fuck it this is good enough #Elias Bouchard is a stoner and a bitch and I want him carnally #the magnus archives #tma #i’m so normal about tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #from the library of jurgen leitner

[trees-to-meet-you]

Yea I’m gonna skin Elias alive.

#bitch. #the magnus archives #tma #mag 118 #elias bouchard #fucking asshole. how dare he talk to martin like that #shoutout to melanie for also immediately going to kill him though like girl me too

[tipytap]

i have been listening to TMA for like,, a week now and i am HYPERFIXATING SO HARD

like BRO this is SICK (in more than one sense of the word)

i think im kinda gettinf more into the worldbuilding plot now too im on ep 98 :)

#tma #the magnus archives #i dont enjoy horror most of the time but scifi horror? ABSOLUTELY #the bugs were not fun tho :( #i did not like the bugs #lightless flame is kinda cool #johnathan sims is a bitch but in the best way #im not going to be able to focus on anything now huh #johnathan sims #elias bouchard #THERES A TAG CALLED ELIAS BITCHARD?? #LMAOOOOOO #THAT FITS #i like martin #tim is just so done #BUT WHY DOES ELIAS KEEP FUCKING BRINGING PEOPLE TO THE EYE #people be getting indoctrinated into the institute as blackmail jfc #the unknowing is creepy #fucking micheal #tma micheal distortion #micheal is so funky #a crunchy dude innit #i love how this series makes things come together #i have like one friend who has listened to tma before and i rant to them sometimes but i worry im being annoying ;-; #i cannot express the dopamine this is giving my brain #i also just got noise cancelling headphones so i have been just gone

[nameification]

merzhako concept art wip

#viv.txt #the anatomy is fucked yes the perspective is fucked yes #but hath thou considered #I care not #concept art lang ito naman di pa final product #unlike with Eimin's hero costume (that one is final for me na) and Leanne's hero costume (I need to establish that her hair changes colors) #I think in his final design I'm gonna try to add elements from merzha's main inspos #which are... espresso cookie. chaos from hades. and. elias bouchard #I'm thinking color scheme will be from espresso #the pop of reds from chaos (and other stuff but. yknow) #and well. the sheer bitchness from elias bouchard #rn I'm doing merzha when leanne first meets him and he's in meditation and basically stuck in a box and I might actually #shift his personality so its something of old jon sims #and then when Eimin finally meets him he's back in full swing as Behest and is a full-on bouchard kinnie #I might shorten his hair a bit. or at least do something fancy with it #eyueyyeu all for now #oc #merzhaker kaser #ocshss #<-stands for oc superhuman something story

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Dragana Vukovic (The White Vault):

God I don't know what to say other than she's an icon. Badass mountain climber adventurer who knows how to fly a helicopter. True ride or die friend.

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

look look i know he's the resident asshole everyone hates but listen this motherfucker has the sexiest voice i have ever heard in my entire life (goddAMN BEN MEREDITH'S VOICE) you cannot say that his voice isn't smooth as fuckin butter. the smug asshole. every fanart of him ever portrays him as the cookie cutter tumblr sexyman okay he is THE MAGNUS SEXYMAN. also possessed by a dead guy and served as an avatar of an eldritch horror beyond our comprehension?? sign me the FUCK UP. did i mention he's voiced by BEN FUCKING MEREDITH? IT'S THE VOICE, MAN, JUST LISTEN TO SASSY BRITISH SON OF A BITCH ELIAS BOUCHARD SPEAK. that's IT

#Round 1 #Dragana Vukovic #Elias Bouchard #The White Vault #The Magnus Archives #I feel like I probably messed up the seeding slightly and they're supposed to be flipped (not that it matters from a statistical standpoint #but it was late when I finished seeding this bracket and it's late now and I was working off a pixelated image so let's just stay consisten #with the bracket I already posted. This goes for Sadie Doyle vs Hera later too.

[thatweirddolldude]

im catching up on tmagp and. . . Alice is just the woman of my dreams. I'm over here- screaming

Finally! A girl character that not only gets a lot of screen time but also isn't! Like! a man's woman(if you know what I mean) and also isn't a character I turn into a girl

She's like! A bitch! But she's not an awful person! And no one really makes her out to be an awful person. She's a believable female character!

AND GWENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

perfect. 100% best thing to ever exist. I've always wanted an adult girl from a very toxic home life who wasn't treated like an inherent villain. Gwen? I love you.

I knew when Jonny wrote the Elias episode in tma that any Bouchard child would have my sympathy because fuck! You guys clearly are very traumatized by the Bouchard lifestyle. Like! Gwen! Girl! Breath. . . for just a moment. It's okay! You can even cry.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #Elias Bouchard

[mcskullmun]

What's red valley about

*takes you gently by the shoulder and looks deep into your eyes somewhere vaguely near your face*

Buddy I am so glad you asked.

In the hopes of this essay answer convincing you to listen to Red valley it will be relatively spoiler free and ambiguous. Full disclosure I am incredibly bias towards this show because it currently has a death-grip on my brain, mind and soul.

Broadly, Red Valley is a fiction podcast, similar to tma, spanning two and a third seasons plus three fun little mini series. I say "a third" because season three is split into three parts, and we currently only have the first. The second is due to be released later this year I believe.

The premise behind Red Valley, in a sentence is, "In all the sci-fi shows you see, where people can go into pods and wake up 10,000 years later just fine, how did we get there?" It's about the messy stage of theoretical science being applied in unethical ways, in the hopes of changing the world. Its about the early development (and testing) of cryonic preservation tech.

It follows two main protagonists, Warren Godby and Gordon Porlock (who are widely shipped throughout the fandom, though nothing is canon yet) as they investigate, and eventually endure the Red Valley seed vault. Although, as it becomes rapidly apparent, "There aren't a lot of seeds in the Red Valley Seed Vault". The show deals with themes of isolation, memory loss, distrust and mental deterioration. But also friendship, endurance, and uh... weird cruises.

It's characters include:

Karen Godby. Ngl I hate this bitch. She is Warren's controlling, abusive wife and she deserves everything that's coming to her. She uses concern as a way to guilt Warren, and seems generally dismissive of his concerns and feelings.

Aubrey Wood. Initially presented solely through tapes, she fits the "mad scientist" archetype. After something goes horribly wrong with her work, we get to see more sides of her. By the end of season three part one, she is an incredibly well fleshed out character with uh... quite the name for herself. She's also in a canon lesbian relationship, which admittedly does not get enough love here on tumblr.

Bryony Halbech. Cunt/aff. She is the mad scientist. She is the driving force behind the Red Valley project and truly the antagonist of the podcast. In so far as this podcast has one, at least. One brilliant thing about her, is that while she presents as your typical, "heartless, mind over emotions, complete control villain" this is a front that she wears, to hide how excited she is about what she does. How much she cares about her work. She is a "truly evil" villain who still maintains layers and depth.

Clive Schill. Now, if your asking me about Red Valley it's more than likely because you've seen the truly embarrassing affect Mr. Schill has had on me. If you want an in depth character analysis feel free to scroll back on my blog or look for asks I have sent to other fans, there's a LOT. In short, he is an irritating embodiment of capitalism with a flair for creative insults. He's like if Elias Bouchard was a fortnight adult/pos. But his character has so much more to it than that! He loves his family, he is deathly afraid of being forgotten, ect. ect. I'll spare you the essay. He's a morally fucked, incredibly likeable man. He's also responsible for the piece of official Redval merch named "Piss Mug" and Red Valley's sugar daddy.

And for the main events,

Warren Godby: He's just a Guy. Real wet cat of a man. Bitter about his place in the world with no idea how he got there. Of course that's not uh entirely true but just... just listen to the podcast.

Gordon Porlock: Fucking insane/pos. I mean not insane insane, but he is a conspiracy theory, nerdy redditor who canonically has no friends. He's also gay for Warren. He is a very interesting character in that he is Obsessed with cryonic preservation, and seems entirely unfazed by the more gory aspects. He is on the "good team", but isn't vastly different to the Redval scientists.

The podcast itself mostly takes place within Red Valley, a remote and seemingly abandoned research facility in The Middle Of Nowhere, Scotland. This is where some of season 1 and almost all of season 2 takes place, and where isolation is a heavy theme. I personally love it, its got great Vibes and possesses the perfect spooky atmosphere.

Season three is all over the place and follows (Soft, slightly irritated sigh) Clive Schill. It's a wonderful dive into his character, and the attitudes of the common man and the rich towards cryonic preservation. 10/10, no notes. The frogs are great.

Overall the voice acting and writing is amazing. At no point did I feel it dragged, and while I was initially confused when Warren and Gordon were talking (similar accents) they got easier to distinguish real fast. It's funny and sad, perfect combo. There's also some... gnarly sound affects.

Pay Attention To The Content Warnings. For The Love Of Schill Pay Attention To The Content Warnings. Please. There are some pretty heavy moments that took me completely off guard, big mistake.

Final notes, you will see me shipping Clive Schill and Warren Godby a lot. THIS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE WHEN (if) YOU LISTEN TO RED VALLEY. They are, at first glance, the two least shippable characters. I don't mean like Lonelyeyes crackship where it kinda makes sense, I mean AWFUL. TRULY DISGUSTING. My fic, "And I think we're all glad it wasn't me" explains everything, but contains just so many major spoilers for season 1. Just trust me, I'm not mad. The fic explains everything. I promise.

Anyway uh feel free to ask more or talk about it if you decide to listen. I uh. am normal about this podcast. As you can probably tell.

~ Peter

#red valley #long post #cult imma be honest you do not want to know how excited i was when i saw this ask #answered asks

[rookfeatherrambles]

So many ideas. Dumping them here for a pinned comment to keep track. When these have AO3 links, I'll list them here The Angel that Cries Ink (Jmart, Jonelias) Jon has been locked under the Magnus Institute for 200 years, waiting for one person. Martin Blackwood. IN PROGRESS)

Bound by Spider's Thread (Jmart, time travel, somewhat fix it, No sex, Annabelle asks Martin to kill a bitch for her in exchange for saving Jon's life somewhere else) WIP)

The Beast in your Heart (La bete dans coeur) Jonelias, Eventual jmart, Hunt!Jon, Kai!jon. Jon finds out about the watcher's crown ritual and chooses the nuclear option. To throw himself at another fear. He is subsequently transformed, and elias is not nice to jon when he finds out what he's done. Dead dove, very dark, very smutty WIP)

Chiaroscuro (Jmart, timsasha, Artist/Muse au. Jon is a infamous artist who paints the most captivating art but has remained out of the spotlight. A medical diagnosis makes him decide to retire, but he's going to do one final piece. Enter Martin, and Jon's inevitable falling in love with his final muse, no sex, ace jon (WIP

Under skies and sea (Vast Jon. No sjhip. Jon is becoming a sea bird. this is problematic for many reasons) WIP)

Sable Island AU (Jmart, Foggyskies, Jon is a low profile environmental researcher that takes a job on a remote island studying seabirds. He starts to become one, and chronicals his journey. Then Martin, the sun of Peter Lukas, one of two men that are wagering over Jon's life, crashes the supply boat onto the island. They reflect on life, and death (WIP

The Storm Singer : (Jmart, Jonpeter, Foggyskies) Jon is the last siren in the bay and he's sworn to destroy the man who ruined his life. Peter is the fisherman turned monster hunter that massacred Jon's people. He wants Jon dead because he killed his wife. Martin and Simon are also there and they are in love! (not with eachother) Sirens and Sailors! Smutty (WIP

The Lonely Bride: Jonpeter forced marriage. Martin refused to run away with jon in s4 and Peter offered him an alternative way out. Dark, exactly what it says on the tin. smutty (WIP

The Hunter's Stag (Jonpeter, fantasy au. Faerie au.) Jon is a magic white stag that was cursed by a faerie king, to run until he's caught and killed. Peter is the hunter that doesn't want to do that. They become friends. And then more. (WIP

Wintergreen AU: (noship. Jon is 8, has a boat, and is going to america. he gets caught in bad weather and picked up by the Tundra. Now there's a child on board his ship and Peter Lukas doesn't know what to do with him. Silly, lighthearted fun i guess. WIP)

I'm not your Protagonist (I'm not even my own): Jmart, Jonelias) Jon wakes up somewhere else and realizes he's not happy. He does his best to figure out why. (EVERYONE HAS TRAUMA AND GETS THERAPY FIC) WIP)

YEOMYTIM (Your eyes on mine, your Teeth in me _Jondaisy, WIP)

The Hearthwitch's Cat (Jmart, Fantasy) Jon is a powerful arch mage that learns a terrible secret and for his safety, becomes a cat. Martin is the hearthwitch he chooses to adopt as his owner. Fluffy, romance, silly fantasy shenanigans (WIP

The red strings of fate (Can go fuck themselves) Jonelias, eugenics au) Jon is someone who never ever wanted to have a partner, but the system matches him to some bastard name Elias Bouchard. Jon's only way out of having children (legally) is to be a holy terror of a wife. Shenanigans ensue. Smutty, fluffy, light hearted i guess. Elias is not evil and Jon is ace spec WIP)

Non TMA stuff:

Dawn of Shadows (Wip, fantasy)

Everyone loves Fucked Up Houses :) (wip, horror)

That weird creepypasta thing, (wip, horror romance)

A real War (wip, Everymanhybrid)

Mabel vs the Grim Reaper (wip, Gravity Falls)

Grimoire Falls (horror fantasy, gravity falls au)

If I think of more of these, I will add them!

ALSO IF YOU ARE CURIOUS, SEND ME AN ASK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT! Seriously yell at me about my ideas please im desperate :))

EDITED 3/29/24

#slenderverse #creepypasta #gravity falls #the magnus archives #writing projects #maybe having them written down somewhere will remind me to do them? #writeblr #writblr #Jonathan sims #Martin blackwood #Peter Lukas #Elias Bouchard #Mabel Pines #Everymanhybrid

[mothfromusher]

murder hobos killed my fucking witness. i was wanting to get permission to go fuck off to vermont (skinwalker shit, long story). BUT SOME BITCH ASS HUNT AVATARS FUCKING WALTZED IN AND KILLED THEM! @the-elias-bouchard idk why but i blame you.

#tma rp #tma #the usher foundation #moth from usher

[atinyladybug-daydreams]

I can't believe I got into TMA because @eepy-turtl pipebombed me with fucking cunty bitch boy bastard twink ass motherfucker Elias Fucking Bouchard.

The fact that all it takes is one twink to get me into a piece of media is not something I am proud of and is being exploited repeatedly by my friends 😭😭😭

#alt rambles #i'M STILL THINKING ABOUT HIM #elias bouchard #tma #this isn't me being mad or anything/gen #im actually really happy with coming into tma because itried drawing and i straight up developed a whole ass new style (again) #im having so much fun tbh #thank you teeth and ciaran for like #fucking #offering me an scp tma au and then i got ambushed #im in the deep end now #i need to know more about elias

[itchyeye]

You are hands down one of my favorite blogs especially as someone else who REALLY doesn’t like JM and has no one to vent to about it so I hope you don’t mind me venting a bit of like

Why are JM shippers so violent 😭 I haven’t had ANY problems with any JoneElias fans, they’re so chill and stick to their own lane but JM shippers seem to go out of their way to insult JE fans so gruesomely at times even when you stick to your own tag ; (not like the main TMA tag is SWARMED with JM- even Jon’s tag is nothing but JM).

The fandom is so hostile if you’re not on the same page and it’s really hard to make friends if you’re not also a JM fan smh…

(It’s also funny HOW JM fans attack JE fans- like excuse you guys for enjoying… horror and fucked up aspects in a fictional pairing? From the horror and fucked up podcast? Uh…. Huh?)

Sorry if this is annoying feel free to ignore LOL I just have so much to say about this ship that I loathe and you’re so spot on with your posts 👌🏻

pleeeeease do not apologize this is so sweet of you 🥺

and tbh i don't know. i don't understand the vast majority of the fandom that surrounds this horror podcast because they are just very very very clearly people who hate horror and don't want to engage with it and to whom it brings no joy

one thing i will say about my little corner of tumblr at least is that while i very often see this sort of behavior, i have never had someone approach me directly to harass me. that is much more than i can say for the huge number of JE enjoyers/writers/artists who get regularly harassed over playing make believe about two imaginary men kissing. but at least speaking to my own experience, i have never been harassed for hating JM and loving JE. i attribute a lot of this to my ten-mile long blocklist!

but yeah i find basically any tag to do with the podcast completely unusable... even the elias bouchard tag is overrun with children posting about how much they hate "elias BITCHard"

shrug i guess!!! i don't tag any of my perfectly valid anti-JM diatribes i don't see why people feel the need to tag their sentence-fragment text posts about how much they hate elias with #the magnus archives #magpod #tma #tmaelias #elias tma #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #jonah magnus #the magnus institute

anyway if there's one thing i love more than tma, more than jon, more than elias, more than jonelias... IT'S COMPLAINING!!!!!

so if you ever have something to bitch about my ask box is wide open to you and i will be happy to accept your righteous anger at my doorstep xo

#[💌] asks and replies #anonymous

[disappointingcabbage]

I’ve come to make a statement: Elias Bouchard is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking comfort character. That’s right, he took his institute fuckin old man dick out and pissed on my comfort character and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Elias Bouchard, you’ve got a small dick. It’s the size of this eyeball only WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby! All points, no trauma, no eldritch horror, just two balls and a bong. He fucked my comfort character’s safety so I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Bouchard? I JUST PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking institute. Now get outta my sight before I piss on you too.

#shitpost #snapcube #rusty quill tma #tma spoilers #mag 160 #i hate this man #i wanna hug Martin so bad rn #also jon #the second I heard Elias say #hello jon apologies for the deception #i yelled MOTHERFUCKER #and then immediately paused the episode to yell SORRY at the wall #bc my friend lives next door and Ik she’s studying rn #whoops #anyways fuck Elias Bouchard #i hope he dies

[neonoxymoron]

my boss at the Magnus Institute Elias Bouchard doing my "performance review" after I called him a "little piss bitch": and that is why your parents' divorce actually WAS your fau-- was that a fucking moan

#tma #do not archive

[thegaynessarchives]

Watched an animatic of MAG 118 and wrote a song titled "I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard"

I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard

I want to punch Elias Bouchard

I would like to hit him very hard

In the face, the gut, especially in the nards

Cuz you don’t deserve to reproduce, you get no bitches anyway

Elias fucking lying ass bitch

Stupid motherfucking rat snitch

Dumb ass fucker goddamn shithead

Holy fuck I wish you were dead

Bouchard more like Doucheshard

You make absolutely no one’s dick hard

Apologies for the deception

But I want to smash your fucking face in

(In…INNNNNN!)

I want to kick Elias’s ass

Teach an Elias ass-kicking class

And I won’t cease my rampage until he’s facedown in the grass

Just the fact that he’s alive, makes me ashamed of being gay

#tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma memes #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #fuck elias bouchard #I hate elias so much istg I will actually invert his skull #no one hurts my sweet sunshine baby boy martin #that man is twice my age but I feel such a strong parental instinct toward him istg #you hurt him I hurt you #tma funny #tma meme #tma shitpost #martin blackwood #tma song #tma fandom #tma posting