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mhblerrrggg-stabsyou · 6 months
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Gale of Waterdeep
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mvffinhamster · 8 months
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dono: did you know that caged birds are often driven mad from boredom and loneliness and often become aggressive and self destructive?
phil: that’s why you don’t keep birds in captivity, especially the ones that can fucking fly
I’M COMING FOR YOUR HEAD PHILZA MINECRAFT ENOUGH WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME
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amaijm · 10 months
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yeah
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blurakun · 1 month
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🌲The Neverglade Trails🧊
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More Below 🎉 Poppy meets John Dory??? Fic update as the adventure continues ✨️ EVERYONE forgets about Poppy's master manipulator skills? She knows just how to press Branchs every button and you KNOW that stuff would correlate directly onto the brothers, especially John >:3
I included a snipit from the fic of this scene >:3 enjoy!!
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Not wanting to leave the pink troll to fend for herself in the approaching storm, John Dory hesitated on inviting her onboard. Poppy tore through the contents of her bag, taking out Branch's vest she had stashed in the knapsack.
She sharply inhaled as she held back tears, her ears folding back completely against her skull. She threw the garment aside, grabbing the thick leather book she had been carrying as well. She opened Branch's journal to the page she had turned to last: John Dory. Her eyes widened as she remembered the red ink that had scribbled out the page, scrawling “Do Not Contact” in Branch’s pristine handwriting.
“He was right.” Poppy croaked out, but it was loud enough for John Dory to catch on the wind. “You abandoned him. I don't know why I expected anything else…” Her ears stayed folded, her heart swelling with emotion. She couldn't let Branch down. She couldn't fail him. She let tears spill from her face as she started to sob, clutching the book and leafy vest in her hands as she folded over herself.
“I didn't abandon him.” John Dory sounded, alerting Poppy. She jolted, not having heard him approach. The wind had picked up quite a lot more, Poppy’s hair now beginning to blow into her face. “I went back to the Troll Tree. Everyone was gone.” John Dory pulled at his shirt collar, reliving his traumatic experience with this Troll he had met only minutes prior.
Poppy stared up at the older Troll, tears colliding with raindrops as they started to spill from the sky. John Dory’s hair and tail blew against the wind, giving him a more menacing presence than Poppy was ready for.
Lighting turned the sky white behind John Dory, reflecting off of Poppy's eyes as she didn't look away from the man above her. Her face stayed trained on a stare, unwavering from eye contact with the oldest of Branch’s brothers.
“That's what he said to Floyd.” Poppy’s voice strangely held no emotion. “That you abandoned him first.”
She could see that struck a nerve with John Dory, watching his brow furrow at the Pink Troll. Poppy pressed on the nerve. “And he’ll die still believing it.”
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You can find her on AO 3 under "Finnylemon" OR "Alone Together (Floyd & Branch Trapped AU)"
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bluishtones · 1 month
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work has been kicking my ass, ewias bouchward doodle
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jqhnlxck · 1 month
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john watson is basically a high school boy who goes “bro that’s gay” when his friends are affectionate towards him, but is secretly a bisexual trying to beat the allegations.
this man had a bomb strapped onto him and was almost going to die, but was worried about people talking about sherlock removing his jacket in a swimming pool at night.
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willgrahamscock · 1 year
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hypnoneghoul · 8 months
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@guttersnarls you have ruined my life with this picture in so many ways.....
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queewp · 2 months
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EXPLODES HIM GRGRGR I HATE HIM
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cherrycro · 5 months
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"You're messing with the CEO, pal."
Original SC under the cut
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ghouljams · 6 months
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I AN FERAL OVER THAT COWBOY GRAVES ASK. Gnawing on the bars of my enclosure, I am a rabid animal at this point. Imagining his darling is known as being very standoffish and cold. Doesn’t participate in any local celebrations, doesn’t even try to make any friends, and doesn’t even bother to make small talk or joke around with anyone she has to interact with, just grunts and moves on as quickly as possible. Doesn’t help that she has a resting bitch face. Oh, but she’s so sweet to the animals. Lingers on the edges of other people’s farms (maybe she can’t afford her own or something, idk), petting them and feeding them sugar cubes or other goodies. The softest look in her eyes when they nuzzle into her hands. ♥️♥️♥️
I actually see his darling as someone who is well known for being friendly, you just have to look past the resting bitch face. Maybe reader looks standoffish but people are drawn to them. It's a real problem! People just come up and share their worries with them, talk to them like they're old friends. Is always kind and courteous to folks, so they're well known in the rodeo circuit. I think they're a bronc rider like Goose, not well known for winning but well known for their kindness. I get very... silver and bronze buckle energy, which they're happy with.
But it's exactly because you're so used to people coming up and talking to you, to men hitting on you, that you're almost immune to Graves' charm. He finds you, desperate to try and flirt, try and win you over, and you're just... not interested. It drives him crazy. He's attractive, how are you not attracted to him? Ok so not interested in looks. He sidles up next to you at one of the food booths and pays for your food with crisp bills, even leaves a generous tip. You thank him, but not profusely. You don't seem even a little wooed, don't even spare him a genuine smile.
Yet you go to sit with your friends and you beam like sunshine on earth. You smile and laugh for them, take off your hat to fan your face with it in the summer heat. You're gorgeous and untouchable and he has to have you just- just to prove that he hasn't lost his touch. No other reason.
He corners you at the bar, cages you against the lacquered wood with a firm hand on either side of you. He leans heavily against his palms, flexing a little, showing off for you. Your eyes flick over him, you raise a brow, "Can I help you?" You ask like you're unimpressed. Graves leans a little closer, tips his head so he can drag his eyes over you.
"You wanna help me?" He asks, voice slick and flirty. You blink at him, some sweet mischief in your eyes that makes him want to purr for you. "I told you sweetheart, I'm gonna make you mine. Would go a lot faster with you helpin' out." He likes the way you nod, slow and purposeful before you hook a finger into one of his belt loops. You drag him close, turn your head to speak into his ear.
"Where's the fun in that," You tell him. You hate flirts like him, men that chase you just because you're a pretty feather in their cap. It's fun playing with them though. Worth it for the steely look in Graves' eye when you pull away and pat his chest, ducking under his arm to rejoin your friends.
You don't see the way his hands clench against the bar, the way he drops his head to laugh to himself, replacing his annoyance with mirth. Oh you are cute. Worth it, he thinks, worth every trouble he knows you're going to put him through. Worth a quick background check, and a dossier. No sense marrying someone he doesn't know, and that's where this is going. Soon as you figure out he's worth the trouble.
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azoosepted · 6 months
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i hate this man. please explode him
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celestinovietti · 20 days
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marco bezzecchi during practise at us gp
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ahkylous · 3 months
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this man, I hate this man!!
there are so many things I wanna draw, and things like anatomy and perspective and hands and anatomy and faces just don't work at times. I'm not looking for pity, I am very proud of where my art is at right now, looking back on stuff from like a year ago I have made a lot of progress. But it's still frustrating knowing I am just not quite close enough to being able to draw certain things that other people can. Ford being one of those things (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm
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jaspberrypie · 5 months
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Funny hat man
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