#ets haha get it

[noescape]

blah blah doodles of some nerds

#planets #plan #ets #ets haha get it #haha sorry its just #the music of the spheres #jupiter #saturn #pluto #yes pluto #cant spell shades without hades babey #mercury #mars #venus #neptune #uranus #space #thoughtland #fourth dimension is time #WHATS IN THE BOX #sirius business #dimensions #sphere #art #artos #traditional sketch

[jesncin]

Martian Bartender is a wonderful name, but it's not uncommon for ships to get multiple names, so, let's see...

Choco shake

Scene where E.T. gets drunk

Marsgarita

Shakeshifter

Al-ien

I love these ship names!!! :'D "scene where ET gets drunk" is the specialist name of all time

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #al crane #martian bartender #jl remix #i got a laugh out of each of these but ET gets drunk *really* got me #so glad yall are enjoying this lil ship haha

[hagnoart]

Day 2 80s movies

They would do this, I am positive

#bylerweek2023 #byler #stranger things #byler fanart #will byers #mike wheeler #bylerweek #stranger things fanart #will byers fanart #mike wheeler fanart #hagnoart #day 2 80s films #et #not really happy with mike’s face but okay #i hope some of you get the reference without the last photo #but just in case haha

[sysig]

What if Peepers got left behind with the main duo tho (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Wander #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Dynamics ✨ #Technically I have more to this idea but it ended up a bit meandering so y'know how it is lol #One of these days I'll learn how to draw the actual main characters but it's not today lol #That said I am very pleased with how Sylvia turned out in the first panel lol her Snoopy poses always get me bad <3 #She may not Like the cutes but she Is the cutes so there ♪ #This is basically just a character swap The Little Guy but also that episode already happened? Idk I'll figure it out as I go lol #The important parts to me were Peepers in a position with no authority and already-established dynamics with these two #Westley growing to trust them is fun and all but Peepers already knows them interpersonally - from fairly early on! The Prisoner et al #He's not in danger - at least with Wander there lol he turns his back and Sylvia rears back and he turns again and Peepers is cowering #Poor lad haha ♪ They'll go off to fight by themselves at some point #Both of them having a proper sparring partner they're not afraid to hurt tho?? This is why their dynamic works honestly lol #But just the thought of him being equal parts defensive and trying to use them for safe haven until Hater comes back to get him lol #Unlike Westley they really can't function without him so they'd make a return trip once they noticed but how long would that take ♪ #So until then he has to get cozy! (Impossible) #But really the thought of no Hater acting as his alarm clock no force to manage no paperwork no schedule - I think it would stress him out #He's a creature of habit! He's lost without his familiar-and-knowns! Waking up to birdsong and bright sunshine is alien and wrong! #Hell even sleeping to crickets and the soft and warm breathing of other bodies - it's all strange and uncomfortable ♫ #Probably gets up in the middle of the night - carefully - to lay a trap that Chekov Gun-style foils him or Hater by the end lol #Anything to settle him! It would take way longer than the Skullship returning to sway his deep-rooted habits hehe

[puphoods]

least favourite genre of misogynist r ones that make misogynistic "jokes" by just saying something extremely misogynistic in a tongue in cheek way but then never says or does literally anything to give an idea that they dont really think that other than saying it in a sarcastic voice

#et cetera #and they do it literally all the time #ive been watching some NL lately hes like 10x worse about it tahn i remember #its why i stopped watching sin/victas isaac videos way back bc he did it all the time too #honestly the whole lot of them #like if it was every now and then or whatever itd be fine but its all the time #and also like. honestly just in general 'haha bigoted thing' and then makes that vein of jokes #about the thing all the time and then goes ohh i dont want to get cancelled #like shut up man...

[cetaceans-pls]

Jaybru for the ask game! Also extra question if you’re okay with it: post marriage head canons considering the Knead It fic?

hi anon! i truly was expecting people to ask some outta-left-field relationships but instead i get to talk about jaybru twice (heh heh heh)

Ship It

What made you ship it?

you can blame @setsailslash for it, they requested a charity commission for gen bruce and jason, which got me into batfam and got me looking at jason, and then their luscious body of work (kuro49 on ao3) and me digging through the dc kinkmeme (i love kinkmemes SO much) pushed me towards writing any which way and that was game over..... i fell into the (bat)hole and i can't get out :')

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

one of the things i really like about them is just how aggressively, flagrantly different they are!! rich vs. poor, old vs. young, bruce who keeps having people die on him vs. jason as the one who actually dies, to kill or not to kill.... it's a struggle to imagine anything that they would agree on, which makes it even better if one of the few things they do (agree on) is that they want to deeply deeply care for each other 🥲🥲🥲

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

i don't know enough about what's popular for the ship to say 🧐 uhmmm i'm only interested in post-pit jaybru, because i like them to have a more equal power dynamic bc this means they can whale on each other with the full force of their violence (and care) in a more equitable manner??? does that count???

re: post marriage head canons for an insistent knead

the fic itself is a secret sequel to a quarterly review, in case you haven't read that one!

as for after they get married.... i imagine they're still mostly the same! they don't move in together, bc they're both large predators that need some measure of space, but bruce absolutely stops manwhoring about and starts wearing a ring. when he gets asked about it he'll say he got married [true] and then talk at length about his mystery man [rampant and increasingly bizarre lies]

they want it to be honest but they want it to be secret, so they probably got their marriage registered in like ecuador or something, bruce with a fake b-name jason with his own, so when an interviewer asks bruce just winks and goes i'm legally married [somewhere? somewhere warm??] and then he'll just lie about every other aspect, talks about how his husband's much older than he is, they're never seen together bc his (elderly) man has mobility issues [segue into improving accessibility in gotham], they're very happy together, so happy together in fact that on their wedding night [it must've been spring! unless it was summer!] in a fit of exuberance his partner snapped his hip like a wishbone in bed.... he's rich [richer than bruce is, unless stocks have ??? deflated??? who's to say maybe he's richer again now haha] and handsome and bruce is just lying lying lying with gleeful abandon until a reporter asks uhm but are u happy though? do u love him though?

and bruce goes all melty and embarrassing and goes yes, then he leans over so he gets closer to the mic and looks straight into the camera and says i hope he knows i love him almost more than anything 🥺 and the interviewer goes almost? and bruce grins and says i have kids no one can be my favourite so everyone is second best 🥰

jump cut to jason w a coffee mug that says world's [added on in sharpee] 2nd best husband going baby i'll show u the type of loving that'll snap the hip of an older lover :)))) wow i got carried away but yes basically after they get married they're still mostly the same except in all the ways they get worse (affectionate)

#brujay #whale replies #it's amazing how i think i don't have many thoughts on something (i.e. why i like brujay) #and then start writing and realise that in fact i have Many Thoughts on it lmao #the reply was getting awful long but i also imagine that bruce drops descriptions of his 'husband' #ah he's got a scar through his eyebrow #ah his nose was broken when he was much younger [many many years ago] so it's got a little bump #ah his right foot's bigger than his left etc et al #and there's a fluorishing tumblr/twitter community that just records all this info and uses it like police sketch artists #and b keeps an eye on it and will let them stray close to jason's appearance #then he'll drop a bomb like 'he's 5'7 the short king love of my life' #or 'he's opted to go completely bald recently haha' and then watch this ripple thru the fan sketch artist community

[longagoitwastuesday]

you seem to have a wide taste in books !! what are some books that you would recommend ??

Hmmm I wonder. I have the feeling I just read the same couple of books over and over, and at times only different iterations of the same story, like in that line by Borges ("the various intonations of a few metaphors").

I find recommending books without knowing anything at all about the person asking rather difficult. What I'd suggest to one may differ greatly from what I'd recommend to someone else. I'll give a list of some of my favourite books that I think are enjoyable in general:

— Thoughts by Pascal

— Cain: a mystery by Lord Byron

— The Iliad by Homer

— Crime and Punishment by Dostoievsky

— Othello by Shakespeare

— Pedro Páramo by Juan Rulfo

— Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand

— The fragments of the Presocratics

— La Regenta by Leopoldo Alas, Clarín

— Tractatus Logico-philosophicus by Wittgenstein

— East of Eden by John Steinbeck

— Vita nova by Dante

— Contributions to the Founding of the Theory of Transfinite Numbers by Georg Cantor

— Caligula by Albert Camus

— North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell

— Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie

— Some essays by Russell. I personally love Mysticism and Logic

— Metamorphoses by Ovid

Poetry is perhaps harder to recommend because at times it translates horribly, but in general I love Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Lorca, Juan Ramón Jiménez, Rilke, Byron, Quevedo, Góngora, Lope de Vega, Horace, Catullus, Ovid, Tennyson, Maiakovsky, Garcilaso de la Vega, Oliverio Girondo, Vicente Huidobro, Emily Brontë, T. S. Eliot, Luis Cernuda and Edgar Allan Poe, to name a few.

#I talk too much #I wanted to say The tragic sense of life by Unamuno and Philosophy and Poetry by María Zambrano #but I thought maybe they'd be hard to find in translation. They're both approachable texts of philosophy beautifully written though #Unamuno's essay Vida de Don Quijote y Sancho (translated as Our Lord Don Quixote in English according to Wikipedia?) is also beautiful #I adore Schopenhauer and Nietzsche but I'm not sure I'd recommend them to anyone. Probably you can't go wrong with Kierkegaard though #I know what some of these books look like (like Wittgenstein's Tractatus or Cantor's Foundations) #but I swear they're approachable without specific academic background. The last line of Wittgenstein's Tractatus is one of my favourite #lines ever in the history of anything‚ philosophy or literature‚ but to be as hitting as it is you need to reach it at the end of the book #I think despite what it looks like both Cantor and especially Wittgenstein have an aesthetic intent in their writing #Wittgenstein in particular reminds me of Kierkegaard and Rilke and also of Unamuno and Zambrano. And of course Schopenhauer et al. #The Tractatus is very similar in my opinion to Huidobro's Altazor which is just amazing but I don't know how it would translate #These books I like in form and not just in content (although form is content like I think happens in Wittgenstein's Tractatus) #so when possible I'd read them in their original languages.I myself can't read German and know but very little of Russian and Ancient Greek #and a bit of Latin so I must be missing a lot of those. Nonetheless they're great in what I can get through translation #Perhaps you'd have the chance of enjoying them in full #If you can't read Russian I am actually quite specific with the translation of Crime and Punishment haha There's a concept #Razumikhin develops through the book at several points and often translators aren't consister with the word which makes the readers lose #the view of this development. And I happen to think the development works alongside the narrative of Svidrigailov #and also with what happens towards the end with Porfiry and Raskolnikov so I think it's important #In English there are several translations that maintain the coherence such as the one by Pevear and Volokhonsky #(the only one I can remember right now but I could check the rest). Garnett's translation is everywhere but that one doesn't do it #Hmmm Pedro Páramo in English takes some liberties and La Regenta isn't as funny which is what happens with Wuthering Heights #and The three musketeers in translation even when the translations are more accurate #I haven't recommended Wuthering Heights because I take you've read it but that's my favourite book #And I haven't recommended Pandora Hearts because that's a manga and you asked for books but it does some very interesting things #that I think are in line with many of the books listed here (as I said‚ I basically like the same few things retold over and over haha) #There are many books I am itching to recommend but that I can't do freely without some knowledge of the person asking #Like Steinbeck's arthurian novel or idk Gone with the wind #I hope this list is enjoyable enough. I'm not sure if I've been able to avoid being too partial #I suppose one has to bear the conditions of their existence and can't ever entirely get rid of themselves haha

[styxnstars]

Johan screenshots from The Magic Fountain that make me smile... A LOT ❤️❤️❤️ (Part 16)

#johan and peewit #johan et pirlouit #the smurfs #johan #my hubby 💕 #bande dessinée #peyo #belgian comics #80s cartoons #screenshots #johan gushing #eclipse rambles #in the first 8 hes like “Haha! I fooled you yet again! How will you get out of this situation this time? >:)”

[bloodystray]

feeling normal

#it hurts #the guilt of being stable and all my friends being on the verge of death or homelessness is. quite immense #i just sit here. money in my bank account. food in my stomach. with my girlfriend. in my bed. and just. watch #i watch my friends' posts go from ''need help while i find a job'' to ''need help making rent'' to ''rent is urgent'' #to ''rent is late haha please help'' to ''nowhere will hire me'' or ''i cant work'' #to ''im 2000 behind on rent'' to ''im being evicted'' to ''im going to be homeless'' to ''im homeless now'' #i watch my friends rot. #and i look over at my bank account and i am just barely above water. i can afford food or nice meals or little necessities #things that make my life easier or bring me a little joy. little luxuries. i cant afford to help people with rent #but i sure can watch them die while i eat a fucking burrito. like some kind of fucking scumbag. #all i can do is watch. because if i do get enough money to help i have to spend it on paying off my maxed credit card #or on the bedframe we dont have because leaving this mattress on the floor will cause mold #et cetera. #i should just #give up on having friends #what can i even offer except a single dm every 3 months? #i'm fucking worthless

[eorzeashan]

This isn't the best picture, but it kinda looks like Lana designed this armor for him and unintentionally (or intentionally) made them match, lol.

#swtor #kotfe/et #dude his armor is SO dark i couldn't see him on my screen for the majority of kotfe i thought his model disappeared #INVISIBLE... #i've also been thinking more about his role in this alliance that treats him in an incredibly utilitarian way #and since he's come to accept his role as a tool who just kills lana's enemies and nobody seems to debate that except to disapprove #he starts wandering off more and more #alternating between sleeping inside his quarters and camping outside to purposely make it difficult for people to find him lol #so they can't bother him with trivial tasks or lectures #andronikos laughs at lana and theron being irritated by it like haha. guess he doesn't like you lot after all to which they feel miffed by #but eight *is* a proud creature who can't be reigned in when his heart does not resonate with his keepers #and they decide it might be fair to let him do what he wants as long as he picks up when they call him #he ends up traveling through the rural regions of zakuul and enmeshing himself with the locals as a friendly sellsword #he just solves little problems he comes across sometimes for payment sometimes for free #and they think he's just a mercenary attracted by zakuul and they're like he's so nice...be careful sir the outlander might be out here #don't stay out too late but we'll know you'll protect us :) #they keep giving him shit like their vegetables and even a pack animal cuz he doesn't take money so whenever he comes back #the alliance is like where the fuck did you get these. #also you can't convince me the entire population of a planet is in (1) shitty city or none of them have already left for the wilds #the exiles do not count #esp since there's still remnants of life there im sure not everyone would give up their culture or way of living

[trueblu3-a]

on a scale of 1-50 how mad would you be if i archvied

#no it's not just cuz i have a headache........... #haha yeah it is #when ig et sad iJFSPOAIDFP i get .... archival

[i-crush-on-fictional-men]

Okay, so I know I missed the Ides of March by like half a month...

But I drew this, and due to the requests of a dear friend (@grimbleshank) I will post it to Tumblr, instead of saving it for next year.

"Haha he's dying!"- Grimbleshank

Also, when they saw this, they screeched, and squealed "JULIUS CAESAR!"

This may or may not have been the best drawing of my life.

#ides of march #julius ceaser #haha he's dying #stabbing #et tu brute #because yes #art #drawing #if you read the tags #you get a cookie #pure vanilla cookie #🍪

[sysig]

Haha, this Winterkov stuff is fun- where did all these other feelings come from (Patreon)

#Doodles #And to think it's still all Winter's fault lol #I would not be feeling even a fraction of what I'm feeling if not for still being Very about him even with Petrigrof so at the forefront #He inspired a lot! How rude lol #He can't be blamed for All of it of course - the Petrigrof dynamic is extremely cute discounting him entirely lol #Throwing it into relief against Winterkov makes for some very interesting thoughts tho lol #The dynamics are different! As expected when substituting one character for another lol #But even the Winterkov dynamic can be looked at through a Petrigrof lense - of how much Simon was shaped by Betty #Of how much of him is human - how much is effected by Magic/Madness/Sadness - how they slot together and grow into themselves! #It's all interesting! They're very interesting! And in love! And cute! #Big love always gets me real bad haha ♪ I just love love - especially so when it's got some meat to it hehe #Betty and Simon are/were very good for each other and it's extremely sad that they never got to grow together into marriage et al #And/but they were also very flawed people! That would've come up at some point in their relationship even if they were overall happy #And what Simon has brought with him through the gift that Betty gave him I just jdklsafhdsf #I do really love them they have such good chemistry and fun motivations and what they end up doing in relation to each other! #Fun to dissect #Adventure Time #Simon Petrikov #Betty Grof #Petrigrof

[fionnaskyborn]

ten thousand mannequin attack upon the next [REDACTED] fan who visits my blog

#logs #lmfao (lamenting my fucking anguish online) #listen i know i partially signed up for this when i played the games and listened to the audiodrama and read the novelizations and whatnot. #however‚ as a person who (despite not being very hateful most of the time) wants to drop hydrogen bombs on all but a select few #[REDACTED] fans‚ GET OUT #obligatory this post was written by a person who detests bombs and nuclear weapons et cetera et cetera. it's complicated. #also saw the nthousandth ''haha [REDACTED] is a raging misogynist'' ''''joke'''' today. please shut the fuck up. #the relationship i have with the greater fanbase of these games is very negative to begin with but if the topic is [REDACTED] in particular #i open the door to my house the way a conservative american geezer would - with a grimace on my face and a shotgun in my hands #the worst part is that i really don't have anything against random fans visiting my blog - i like passersby and i like talking to people #about mutual interests‚ i think that much is obvious! i believe myself to be a rather easygoing guy as far as those things go. #but the amount of laptopshutworthy slop that comes from the big names of this pseudo-community makes me feel outraged #again i have to emphasize that i have nothing against regular ass people who are into these videogames‚ i'm not gonna shoo away a random #stranger just because they like this one thing‚ far from it #but there is a specific flavor‚ so to speak‚ of fans who dish out nothing but takes and analyses that make you wish you didn't have eyes #which i want nothing to do with #and this post is referring EXCLUSIVELY to those people. no one else.

[drawnecromancy]

Ohhh I am thinking about Hélianthe and Atropa again. I really do want them to be able to be soft with each other and just hang out and be in love or something.

I'm. I still have to put them through so much shit

#hélianthe et atropa #trying to get myself into a bit of a writing mood #i would like to finish this book one day haha

[puphoods]

does anyone want some goddamn dragons

my sales tab is here all of them are 25g or less except the noc and the coatl at the bottom since both are G1s. willing to haggle on price or take treasure for any of them :~)

#flight rising #dragon sales #fr sales #do links still not work in tags actually... i hope they do haha #et cetera #mewtuals if u want any of them u will get a discount btw... or honestly for free if u want. except the g1s