#everyone say thank u ves

[reivontulet-arch]

today i have established two things:

- you can teach rory to shoot for a hundred billion years and it would still not take. loud noises make her flinch and she doesn’t have the integrity to handle kickback.

- i think i just figured out the big arching plot of rory’s canon.

#everyone say thank u ves #‧ ⁘ ✦ ☾ ︴ musings — the lion hearted girl. #guns tw

[leatherbookmark]

dear google duckduckgo how to love and feel loved because i'm at my wits' end at this point

#shrimp thoughts #i can only assume y'all're lying about feeling so loved and safe and cherished when surrounded by your friends/family because it Doesn't #Sound Real. this is fanfiction city i'm afraid. and shounen manga #if anything when someone does something for me that i didn't ask for i feel Great Discomfort because i don't deserve it #like this is genuinely wonderfu of u and thank you for this gesture but a/ again i am not worthy and b/ i will never be able to repay this #kindness because i am both an asshole AND an idiot who can't read people for shit AND i have no cool skills such as cooking #or being a good listener. my listener experience is saying 'wow that's fucked up' and 'want me to kill them for you' and thatse it #recently 've been told 'why do you think everyone's your enemy' incorrect! i don't! i don't think i'm interesting or important enough for #people to even think of me! i just don't want to bother anyone! which in return prompted a comment that This Is Severe Depression #no it's not. i dont think everyone's my enemy i just dont know how to make Allies. or what they Are in the first place mkay

[rosyblooom]

love (to hate) u | ln4 smau

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[cozymaples]

i’ll beg u to write more for ryan

oh, anon..i am feeling these vibes rn.

any place, any time. | (ryan x reader)

contains: afab!reader, boyfriend!ryan, public intimacy, brief mention of seasonal depression, oral!f recieving

ryan is fully obsessed with you being his girlfriend. he takes the role of being your boyfriend very seriously,

winter has brought on your seasonal depression, a problem which he immediately tries to find a solution to. dates, movie nights, or just taking little scenic walks around the plymouth christmas fair. but, as he explains his logic, orgasms release a ton of dopamine, and he has just the fix for that!

he tucks you into a small alleyway, pulling you away from the bustling crowd and christmas shops. everyone who's at the christmas fair is too distracted to even glance away from their festivities, let alone pay attention to what you and ryan are doing in the dark.

that, and ryan is too cocky for his own good. so when he insists on making you feel good, no matter the time or place, who are you to deny him; or yourself? your head is lulled back against the brick wall behind you, and you silently ask for forgiveness from whoever owns the small business. ryan's hands are busy under your shirt, sliding his warm palms up your chest, kneading the flesh of your tits.

"if you can be quiet, no one's gonna notice, honey. yeah?" he asks, and you nod, agreeing. he lowers himself to his knees, tugging your tights down to your knees from under your sweater. the cold air hits your bare pussy, and you whine at the displeasure; only to be met with ryan's soothing mouth. it's warm and soft, and it makes your knees buckle, and he catches you with his arms. he guides your legs to rest on his shoulders, your back pressed against the wall as you nearly sit on his face.

"'ve got you," he slurs against your pussy, massaging your clit with his tongue. you gasp and whine in place of moans, trying your hardest to not make any noise. your hands rake through his hair, coming to a halt and tightening as he begins to lap at your pussy. the warmth of his mouth contrasting with the freezing air outside makes you see stars, your cheeks rosied with warmth granted by your approaching orgasm. "ryan," you warn, and he can sense that tone from a mile away.

"know you're gonna come," he coos softly, never letting up on his eased composure. you're thankful that he doesn't say anything else, desperate to come for him. the fact that he doesn't seem to mind the hundreds of people passing by the alleyway, just you, makes you nearly come on it's own. you gasp sharply, feeling your orgasm knock the wind out of you, throat rasped and scratchy from inhaling the frigid air so harshly. his tongue works faster, sucking and lapping at your pussy to help you ride your high.

"ryan," you breathe, trying to catch your breath. you feel like you can't think straight, and he takes the opportunity to slide your tights back up, pressing a final kiss to your clit before rising to his feet. you roll your eyes playfully at his smug grin, finally succumbing to his antics.

"okay, yes, fine. it helped." you confess, suddenly feeling giddy post-orgasm. he nods, laughing softly with raised eyebrows. "oh, really? it did? hmm, can't imagine why-" he teases, and you shove him playfully. he wraps his arm around your frame, tugging you into his side as you depart from the alleyway, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. "like i always say, baby-any place, any time."

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[love-belle]

maahi ve !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're so in love and they make it everyone's problem.

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for when you find your forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // mick schumacher x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - this is so short but i HAD to post idc i hope u all liked it <3 more parts of desi!reader soon but before that how u get that girl so yeah !! i love u so much <3

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[fairyhaos]

FAIRYHAOS TURNS ONE YEAR OLD ?!??? 🤍

good morning guess what!!!! today marks the 1-year anniversary of user fairyhaos 🥰🥰

crazy to think that one whole year ago, i was making this account and posted a svt hc for the first time and, now, 365 days later, ive grown and become a blog that's frankly astonishing in size. i just wanted to say thank you to all of u for being here with me! i did not expect this blog to grow at the startling and amazing rate in which it did, and im so grateful because it's because of all of you that this has happened. <3

from little platonic headcanons to follower events to having a tracked tag to even making gifs now (!!! how did that even happen pls) ive learned so much during this year alone, and it's been utterly incredible to go on this journey with all of you 🫶 you all mean so much to me, truly.

i was thinking of maybe doing something for this day, but im gonna be honest, i couldn't think of anything 😭 but just know that i love u all a great deal and if there's anything that u wanna do to celebrate, im all ears!! you're all so, so precious to me, and i really do want to do something to celebrate this blog's birthday!

and ofc, is this really an celebration post by fairyhaos if i don't talk about my moots?? you've all made the experience here even more wonderful and im rather ia these days (cries) but i miss u and im thinking of all of u always ^_^

@etherealyoungk @weird-bookworm @rubywonu @blue-jisungs @haecien @slytherinshua @icyminghao @wheeboo @eternalgyu @y-ves @trblsvt @idubiluv @odxrilove @arafilez @soonhoonsol @dalkyeom @gyuswhore @hannieheartuu @h-ao @hannyoontify @jeonsupershy @jeonwon-wonwoo @kyeomyun @leech4ns @chwedout @vcrnons @boosari @meowonhao-main @mesanthropi @mirxzii @17isrighthere @wonwoonlight : u are all the people who mean theee most to me, and im so grateful to have known all of you!! 💗

and how can i forget everyone else? thank you to everyone: all of my readers, all of my anons - named or not - and anyone who's ever interacted w me, my fics, my gifs, anything at all.

one year with this blog... insane. you've all brought me unspeakable amounts of joy in this year alone, and i hope to be able to give that back to u all tenfold in the future 🫶

💌 - yena xx

#fairyhaos.txt #js it too early in the morning to get all sentimental? yes. but im doing it anyway. #friends <3 #userzaynab #cheytermelon #literally cannot express how crazy everything thay happened in this year is #like???????? the amount of people ive connected with?????? #i love u guys so much. im so serious.

[micamicster]

Hi! Do you have any romcom (movie) recs? I feel like i hypothetically like the genre, but have a lot of trouble finding ones i enjoy. So many romcoms feel so formulaic (in a dead way) and misogynistic and stale to me. I think they’re a lot easier to do well in the context of a series because there’s actually time to build. Recently i thought rye lane and fire island were fun. I like kdramas when i have the time for all the episodes because i appreciate the build. I need chemistry— people who both convincingly like each other and seem like actual human beings. I thought you might have some good ideas! Thanks <3

HELLO LARGE VOICED ANON <3

I hope you weren't waiting on my recs all day haha i have been. hm. hungover af <3 (i'm going to leave kdramas off this list for now but if you would like specific recs for kdrama romcoms send me another ask and i can try to do them justice!)

I think this is a genre with underrated range! So one thing that I find very interesting about the genre of romcoms is that I think there tends to be a split between romcoms whose goal is, like, to be a fun lighthearted movie with a central romance, vs romcoms whose goal is to Say Something About Love in the vehicle of a funny movie. Both of these categories are represented on this list but for giggles i will not be saying which i think are which <3

anyway recs under the cut <3 i will link my tags for these movies if you want to take a look but be warned for spoilers ofc

I think for your purposes my primary rec would be Lovesick (aka Scrotal Recall). It's a (short) tv show so it would likely give you the chance to get to know the characters and see a slower build. In contrast to the frustration you've had with some more "formulaic" romcoms the writing in this show is very deliberately in conversation with romcoms of the past. Also it's just one of my favorite romcoms ever made so I rec it to everyone. The premise is that a young man, Dylan, is diagnosed with chlamydia and instructed to tell his past partners. Being a hopeless romantic (emphasis on hopeless), he decides to try to turn this into an opportunity to revisit relationships that didn't work out, and try to figure out where he's been going wrong. Two simultaneous storylines play out in each episode, the flashbacks to the exes (and breakups) and the present, where Dylan's best friend is getting married.

Older romcoms: When Harry Met Sally (ive heard this is divisive? but idc its SO funny and so well made), Moonstruck (a romantic-comedy in the operatic sense. also cher <3), The Philadelphia Story (katharine hepburn the woman u r. tw for a classic 1940s gag about punching ur wife in the face), Bringing Up Baby (screwball comedy my beloved), Roman Holiday (audrey hepburn is lethally charming in this movie), Dirty Dancing (someday ill write something this good and then You Will Realize), Much Ado About Nothing (i tend to enjoy either the danielle brooks shakespeare in the park version or the classic tennant/tate combo)

Teen romcoms: 10 things I hate about you (young heath ledger and young julia stiles ur welcome), to all the boys i;ve loved before (lana condor is ADORABLE), The Half of It (my other favorite sort-of romcom of the decade)

More recent-ish: Speed (like its keanu and sandra what more do you want), Strictly Ballroom (i used to watch this literally weekly as a child and I WAS RIGHT TO), Miss Congeniality (sandra bullock what u did for us all <3), Fire Island (thank u 4 my LYFE), The sandra bullock/channing tatum movie that came out last year (i forget what its called but he's so funny in it), Mamma Mia AND Mamma Mia Here We Go Again (beautiful greek islands, abba, cher, what more can you ask for?)

Indian/bollywood: Jab We Met (after dramatically quitting his job, Local Man somehow ends up escorting a woman he meets on the train while she attempts to elope with her boyfriend. aka classic screwball comedy heroine and Guy She Dragged Along For The Ride), khabie khushi khabi gham (multiple generations of romance and family drama featuring Kajol, the Most Beautiful Woman In the World), Band Baaja Baaraat (two wedding planners fall in love--great choice if you want to watch idiots ambushed by their feelings)

Other tv recs: Selfie (john cho and karen gillian in a show canceled far too soon)

#hi anon thanks for the ask! there is a wide range on this list but im sure other people have their own recs too < #I absolutely second fire island as being excellent its one of my fave romcoms of the last decade for sure! #Haven't watched rye lane yet but it looks fun too #also the fast and the furious. who said that? #also this is a depressingly white list sorry about that. maybe i should have put kdramas on here but i didn't do a lot of tv? #oh well its too late now #feel free to ask me about kdramas if you want! happy to talk about them too!

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

pinkmoonmutual i think i have come to u about my adoring fixations on older men before. I woke up from a dream where I was hanging out with this guy I really like and it was so wonderful and perfect and exactly what I want from him....a very nice dream to have, and it fits into what ive been working on recently which is human relationships and figuring out what I want and how to have it... its difficult for me because I love people SO MUCH often after a very short amount of time, this is especially true of older people because I crave sibling affection I didn't get growing up but it happens with people my own age too. and ah idk I'm never sure how to express it to people because love and intensity are things most people only want and expect from romantic attraction. and I'm not opposed to that but especially with older men this becomes difficult because the people I love are not interested in dating people 10 years younger than them and really it would be inappropriate (this guy was my professor! not gonna happen!) and i just end up feeling really creepy and weird and not knowing what to do with this huge adoration and affection inside me. so tricky I really wish you could just be /in love/ with someone and tell them and have them see it as a nice thing and not me trying to get sex or romantic commitment from them. i wish i was a little dog so i could just curl up at his feet and have it be simple. guuuuhhhhhhhh honestly i just wanted to tell you about my crush. I only knew this guy for like a month and a half so its a bit silly but hes so pretty and smart and cool and really inspired me to live and pushed me in the direction im currently going. its just tricky tricky im probably over complicating it but do you think there's more to love than the relationships that people in our world expect? I love people like theyre a god TT .. even talking about it here feels vapid compared to how it is for me. anyway nice dream thanks universe and i hope the pinkmoonworld is nice today <3

i understand u <3 it is a vary nice day in pinkmoonworld thanku for the wish~~~i know this dilemma tho sigh , my thoughts below..

i always felt like my admiration of people was extreme & consuming , i still do to a certain extent its a big part of the reason WHY i became a bit withdrawn like i struggle w how attached i get to others. i dont want to ask for anything in return but i feel shame when people find me creepy lol. And even then, that shame isnt rly the reason i've become untrusting with my heart, cold ppl r the least of my worries, i understand them.. moreso it's dangerous for me when i encounter someone who recognizes i am This Way & instead of being plainly disinterested or aloof they consciously decide to Use my affections in a sinister manner for their own advantage. that's what's mainly caused me to bcome distant even tho i want to love those ppl too.

so despite distance i still need some outlet for these loveful feelings so i guess i've spent the past 5-ish years working on ways to be overly compassionate in a safer manner.. And a big part of that is that i rly find the purest form of love to be platonic love, when theres not really any expectations or prize for being close to someone yet u still are, that kind of love speaks the deepest to me. and it's funny because really shortly after i surrendered my quest for romantic love, like completely surrendered , is when i met SLIMBO, and thru my efforts to be a really good friend to them we ended up falling sooooooo deeply sincerely in love like nothing i;ve ever known. if we had rushed into a relationship idk if it wld be the same , like having it slowly blossom over the course of a few years w no pressure, it's the foundation upon which we could be SO deeply sure we would always be together.

So the way u speak of loving ur crush, i'd say, just continue to act kindly towards him and everyone else u encounter, with no expectations of them.. people really need this like i think everyone needs to know what it feels like to experience a True Friend a selfless friend. it's rare! i rarely meet anyone who i feel doesn't want *something* from me that i cant give them. and i dont even want to hold that against them! im just saying, what U feel is rare so u should embrace it. allow yourself to exude love as much as u can and that frequency will return to u, just like how it did for me and slimbo...And other friends ive made along the way ^_^ Follow you heart.. maybe he's older but who knows what could happen. i've dated ppl 10 years older than me cus i have always acted like grandpa. sometimes ppl will just see u for ur soul.

and maybe ur dream is pointing u in a right direction, idk, i confessed my love to slimbo a few days after having a dream that we held hands. Ofc we had been friends for 2 years by this point so the time felt right, not every dreams mean u should confess, but i feel like having a sweet dream such as that can be a sort of telepathic experience sometimes.. show a connection between you and him on the astral plane. Take time to enjoy life n enjoy having a crush too cus it can be really fun to feel that crazy over someone :] thats my thoughts.....good luck with your heart, PMD9 out !

[the-blackholeus]

Poly bebop x mutant reader x rocksteady headcanons & little nsfw if u can

Bebop X Mutant Reader X Rocksteady coming right up!

You were a small but successful criminal living on the streets of New York. You met Shredder after beating up a few of his men for threatening you, and since he saw much potential in you, he took you in.

Since that happened after he and Krang had the arrangement, he immediately took you to Dr. Stockman and turned you into a mutant, officially adding you to the team. Luckily for you, you turned into your favorite animal.

After the scientist has made sure that you were stable, Shredder took you to his hideout and finally introduced you to his boys. Needless to say, they were very surprised to see another one of their kind.

They immediately took you in, happily turning their duo into a trio. They showed you the hideout, told you how the things were around here, and of course bragged with who they were serving. After all, not everyone works under the big bad Shredder himself.

You were quite wary of them at first, which wasn’t a surprise given that you spent the majority of your life on your own and trusting no one, but with their wholesome and childish nature, they soon captured your heart, and you couldn’t help but love them. And you swear Shredder does too!

However, real feelings only evolved a little later. The boys realized that they fell in love with you as they watched you train with foot soldiers. Your movements were so graceful and yet brought so much power with them, and they couldn’t help but stare in awe as you defeated every single one of the masked men that have surrounded you with ease.

They weren’t sure how to go at it at first, and literally spent all night drinking and musing over how they could proof their love to you. In the end, they decided for something that literally made your heart melt.

They got (stole) some chocolate from a nearby store, picked up some lovely roses and gave them to you the next day, their ears dropped and staring at you with puppy dog eyes, asking if you would be their girlfriend/boyfriend in front of numerous people, including Shredder.

You were so stunned that you couldn’t bring yourself to answer at first. But just as the two boys were about to give up, retreat and die of embarrassment you nodded and said yes, earning a bone crushing hug from your new boyfriends. Thank goodness for your tank-like body.

After they let you go and let you breathe the oxygen you so dearly needed, you could have sworn you saw Shredder smirking in the corner of your eye.

Now in an established relationship, you had the feeling that you needed to take care of your boyfriends. They were sweet and wonderful, but they were also bumbling idiots that easily got themselves into trouble.

They are real cuddlers, especially Bebop. While Rocksteady holds himself back during duty, the humanoid Warthog constantly snuggles up to you and seeks physical affection. It can get quite annoying once in a while, but it’s still adorable, so you can’t stay mad at him.

Kisses. Lots of wet, sloppy, loving kisses. So many that it takes a while to get used to it. They love you so much.

When it’s your birthday, they will try their best to make it the best day of your life. They will bake you a cake, get (steal) you expensive presents and even sing a song for you. Surprisingly, they aren’t even that bad at singing.

When it comes to sleeping in bed with them, they will absolutely sandwich you in between them so both of them are able to cuddle with you. Their body heat is insane, which is great in winter…but pure torture in summer. Especially since in your new body, you can’t sweat like a human would.

When you have special needs when it comes to food, these boys will try their best to fulfill it. You need to eat meat? They will bring you whatever you like. You are vegetarian or vegan? Best food you can get in that category! After all, their lover gets everything they want.

NSFW!!

You can be sure that you’ll have sex at least once a day. At least. Those two boys are very horny.

They will argue who gets to have the first turn. Please, spare yourself the hours of pointless discussions and the massive headache afterwards and decide for them.

Their dicks are huge. Huge and heavy, hanging between their legs with balls that are a sight to behold. Penetration certainly hurts, but it’s going to be so worth it once those girthy members hit those wonderful spots inside of you.

Their stamina is also completely inhumane. Not that you mind, since you are a mutant yourself, but please remember that you are one, and they are two.

Both of them don’t mind you topping. Not one bit. Bebop even prefers it.

When they cum, it’s a horrible mess. Your stomach will bulge, especially when the three of you try double penetration. If you have the ability to become pregnant, be very careful.

Rocksteady prefers to cum outside of you, squirting his fluids all over your body as if he would claim you as through his scent. This might seem very dominant, but he only tries to show you how wonderful you make him feel.

Bebop loves to be buried deeply inside your heat when he reaches his peak, shooting his cum inside of you. He murmurs sweet nothings into your ear as he does so, telling you how much he loves you and how good you are to him. He’s so adorable.

Thank your body is strong enough to endure their physical love, or else you’d be constantly limping.

#bebop and rocksteady #bebop x reader x rocksteady #tmnt 2016 #requested

[kit-the-dreamer]

Well... tomorrow´s the day

The whiteboard I´ve created will finally expire during the day, so the time has come u-u

Thank you all for being part of it :)

I know it may not mean much for some people, but as a lonely LBP fan who likes drawing too much was a very exciting experience. Seeing people hop on and let their creativity draw something was amaziing, almost magical if you let me say, haha. Really, being online with people who enjoy the same stuff as me and watching how lines began to appear on a blank space to finally come together and create a unique doodle-masterpiece was just perfect, specially when some people I really admire showed up too. I´ll let you imagine my excitement screams of those moments xd

 I only wish some day someone with a bigger audience than mine would create a whiteboard and get to more fans of the community. Could you imagine how chaotic would it be? I´d love it xd

Anyways, getting to the end of this =w=

Thanks again to everyone, and I hoped you liked the experience as well! ^^

Be sure to screenshot your works or smth, bc they´re amazing and I don´t think you´ll like to lose them ;w;

Welp, gonna keep these memories <3333

If you´re still willing to draw something, go for it. The board won´t be gone until tomorrow, soo...

:3

#whiteboard #lbp #lbp fanart #doodles #online #community #LittleBigPlanet #<3333

[candyscorns]

I just hate being alive and hate being me and hate being gay and bate being fat and hate being here and hate. I just hate. I hate everything because everything is stupid to me. And i just wanna die because i have being alive because there’s no point. Because i compare myself to everyone around me even still. I am 19 and i compare myself to wveryone around me. Because why do i look the way that i do. It dorsnt make any fucking sense. Shy can i not starve myself shen it was so easy for me a year ago. Why can i not cut myself when i could do it so effortlessly a year ago. Whh do i have to drink. Whhy can i noy just go. Everytime i drink i justs tell the sky let this night br my last. I just hate beinv here. I hate everything so mucb especially mysef. I just wanna cut my body into shreda and get every ounce of everything physival i hate and throw it in acid or something i just wanna die. Nobody cares about me and thats okay because thats the way that i want it. I dont want anyone to care abt me because the. I can lill myself and no one would give it a second thought. Like i genuinely dont care that no one cares abt me it makes me hPpy in a sense to think about the fact that they dont. I canre for so many people so deeply and webn i kill myself I’ll take that care with me people always say to the grabe I’ll tale ig to the grave and the warm pits of hell woth me. Im so thankful to everyone ive met on my journey in this shitty life. Weveryone that wamde it just a little bit better and a little bit brighter. Everyone that i didsapinged sith my stipid fucking actions. Everyone ghat i let down. Im so grayefull to have crossed paths with them and i h will always have the utmost love and respeect for them abd wish them nothing but the absolute best in theis crueld shitty world. I just hate me and i hate being here and i hate comparing myselfy still after all these years because thats the main toof of everything is this stupid fucking comparison that i have foing on. If i looked like her or her then I wouldn’t fucking complain. I don’t complain. Not outwardly. I couldn’t do that. Not in the way that i am right nowz . I just wanna be skinny and idc if thats at the expense of my health or happiness i just wanna be skinny and weightless and skin and bone. And because of how i rat i know that can’t happen and so i just choose to settle for deathz. Suicide. It seems so stupid with me being 19 but its just how i feek. I just hate being alive because i have so much stupid shit to deal with that i would just rather not and nobody cares so it makes it so easy for me to gove yp. And for some stupid none xistsent reason i make a concioys decision everyday to live. And i dread every mombet of it so I chose to ignore the fact that i chose to live and do what i can to pretend that I didn’t make that decision. Ive been saying that I’ve been living through me for them lately but if im being homest. I’m sabotaging myself by staying here. Why an i still here. Why have i not killed myself yet. They don’t care about me. And thats okay. I’m not mad at them about that. I cant ve mad at then. They cared for a long time they cared. They showed me loge and gave me strength when i was ay some of my lowest points. They encouraged me and gave me hope. They were the sun in my storm. They did what they didn’t even have to and i will be forever grateful to thwm for that. But i choose to beliebe that it got to a point where the shit that i was choosing to dos to myself that was hatmful and or detrimental took an effect on them and thats okayz. That thye felt like they had to prioritize them and do wahts whas good for them by forgetting me. I asked them to anyways. All of then i asked them to just stop worrying and caring about me. And i think they finally saw me the way thT i see me. I just wnana. Die u wasont wanna be bere anymore i really dont. I just hate here. And i hat emd its all just do sstuoid. And i just eanna go. And i just wnana bee okasy but no. Instead i stay here miserables aafstuck for no reason.

[taegularities]

riddd!!!! i read cmi7 as soon as I could :)) OMG JPGIAIE ITS SOO GOOD 😩😩 i wrote a long review from the starting of the fic but my dumbass accidently deleted or lost it.... i don't fucking know what happened 😭😭😭 I'll still reblog to get u ✨famous✨ and get more cmi readers of it helps <33

ok about the chapter Omfg 🥺 the starting itself was damn angsty...... i didn't expect I'd get THIS. i feel so bad for both of them :((( i was so damn angry when jk 'ignored' and behaved cold with oc during the hospital scene AND

omg yoongi- ☠️☠️ i love how jimin aggressively loves him 🥰🤣 hope he gets better soon lmaoo

back to oc and jk.... rid babe djosieue those little flashbacks you kepttt adding in between.... i swear my heart went </3 the shower scene too

no but the way she loves him SO much... 😭😭😭🥺 i don't even know how to express my rollercoaster of feelings in this chapter 😔😔 the movie scene!!! when jk came out after oc and said he STILL cares for her.. and when they KISSED RKUSEHW oh my god i had my hopes up for real 😭😭😭 but the ending broke me... no u broke me!!! 💔💔 also, jk is jealous of hobi huh 🙃😏😏 loved this chapter 😭😭😭 anddd that graduation gift omg...... it was so sweet of him to do something her parents couldn't ❤️❤️❤️ and why do i think oc will gradually TRY to let go of him after hearing him say he's thankful for the media not after him and his family anymore?

thank you for this chapter ilysmmmm 💋💋

goddamn, tumblr, let us live just once 😭 would've loved to see the long review, but... even this message is so sweet, lili 🥺 and thank you so much for the reblog hehe make me famous pls !!!

but yeahhh yes, the chapter was truly angsty from beginning to end, huh? idk what i was thinking, bc reading everyone's messages now, i'm just hurting, too :') the flashbacks 🦋💔 idk why but my heart skips a beat whenever someone mentions how/that they l*ve each other, cos... no shut up, i don't want to think about it :')

oc will definitely be doing.. something now that she's fully broken hearted, once and for all. i'm honestly so excited for both 7.5 and 8 ughh.

yes yoongi and jimin are such opposites, so it's fun writing them as the chaotic couple that they are 🤣

thank you so much lili, you're the sweetest ever.. means so so much 🥺🤍

#love you <3 #notes for rid 🌹 #lili <3 #fic: colour me in

[wildfoxio]

Intoxicating Chapter 3

(Uta x FEM! Reader)

Since the day she lost her best friend (Name) has been on a killing spree. Killing ghouls and humans for no real reason however she kills because killing is the only thing keeping her sane. She's in mourning, not to mention enraged with her friends tragic end, (Bestie Name) deserved a happy ending not this. Her soul was pure and kind, no one could hate her forever, so why does it have to the kind ones that always pay for our mistakes.

Today however she lost control attacking the wrong group at the wrong group at the wrong time. If it wasn't for her savior, (Name) would'nt of made it out alive, but thanks to the mysterious figure she managed to escape with just a few open wounds. Her vision starts to go blury and her body starts to feel heavy. One minute she was standing next she was down on the floor. Footsteps can ve heard begind her but her eyes feel to heavy to stay open. Slowly her vision starts to blacken. The mysterious figure gently picks her up and that was the last thing she felt before blacking out.

×▪︎×▪︎×

Shooting up in her seat she winches out in pain. Eyes scanning the unfamiliar room, a hand rubbing her rubs. Her head moves to the door as it slowly opens, the mysterious figure from before appearing before her.

"U- Uta?" Confusion written all over her face. Why would he be here? Did he save her? "Athena?" A teasing tone can be heard in his voice.

"Where am I? What am I doing here? Why are you here?"

"That's no way to thank the man who saved your life."

"I-" she scans her injuries, suprised to see them all cleaned and bandaged up. "-Oh... thank you... Uta" (Name) blushes as she looked away hoping Uta wouldn't realise but his already seen it. He smirks inwardly to himself.

"I made some coffee if your interested.-" He gestures towards the table. "- Get dressed then come downstairs and join me please." With a nod she dismiss him, watching him leave. Getting up slowly she notices her clothing is different from yesterdays, Did he dress me?!

A (Colour) shirt and (Colour) pants was placed neatly on the bedroom drawers. Satisfied with her appearance, she starts her descend downstairs. Uta being nowhere to be found, she took the oppertunity to explore his studio. As she admires an unfinished mask resting next to something cover she could'nt help but notice the slight movement coming from the covered object. Slowly she reaches out only to quickly retract her arm.

"Boo~" she smiles sweetly at Uta. "Uta~" he takes her hand in his, spinning her around once before resting his forehead against hers. "Everyone needs a good scare every now and then, darling"

She blushes a deep red as she follows him in to the kitchen. Making small talk and sharing stories on what they've missed in each others lifes. It felt like the good old days, laughing and joking together as if no time has been lost in between. It was safe to say that her killing spree has come to an end and as she says her goodbye she gives Uta her heartfelt thankfulness.

Only he knew what to say to make her laugh, what to do to make her smile and just how to hold her to calm her down. Yes he loved her even before he even knew what love was. She's been there since the beginning and he wants her there at his end.

(Name), my darling one day I shall make you mine~

His aware that he sounds like a creep saying it like that but how else is he suppose to show his feelings. Wording his emotions is the most difficult thing he struggles with daily. Say what you feel is challenging and he fears that one day it might be to late to tell her what she means to him.

My darling~

#tokyoghoulfanfic #uta #uta tokyo ghoul #fanfic #tokyoghoul #utaxreader #ken kaneki

[mg-dango]

Do you want to take a moment to be infodumped about my TF2 OC? (pls say yes)👉👈

YOOOOO Hi I’m not dead (yet)

College’s been eating me alive with homework, which hasn't allowed me to finish a single drawing or play video-games, not even sleep more than 4 hours haha (send help/j)

HOWEVER- However, I recently got an hyperfixation on TF2 and oh lord I love it, I could talk about it all day. I´ve been reading fanfiction, watching gameplays and SFM videos on youtube. I don't how could I've missed this fandom before iT’S CRAZY-

And like everytime I get so engaged on a fandom, I try to self-insert me with art, and then like everytime I try to self-insert me everytime, it fails miserably because the mf fictional interpretations of me start growing their own characteristics, differences and personalities and when I less expect it- BOOM, they´re a totally new OC with little to no hints of me in them. 

Sooo this is exactly how this OC I wanna present you today was born, usually I just wait until I have 2 or 3 drawings of them and then I present them with little to no explanation on social media, but since my current free time is not letting me do anything and I’ve been dying to infodump about them, I said “f-ck it we ball” and just straight up tell you guys what I have made of this new blorbo until now:

NOTE: Some of the things about this oc are a bit stereotypical about Japanese culture, I apologize and if something makes you feel uncomfortable/bothered about it, please let me know!

Like her name suggests, she is a chef, originary from Japan. The story I currently have for her now is that Miss Pauling temporally wanted to hire a cook to boost the morale on the base, and Chef enthusiastically took the job after being kicked out of cooking school, there was one problem tho

Chef only knows to cook one single thing and It’s sushi, like, if she tries making something else, that thing ends up transforming into some kind of sushi-like thing (Like sushi-getti, sushi-taco, even sushi-sandvich and sushi-cereal).

The team at one point gets sick of always eating sushi, but for some reason (I´m still thinking of the reason) they can't fire her from her new job so they just end up making her a new member of the team

Which is actually bananas because Chef comes from a family of ninjas (I´m still thinking on the lore of that too)

Also here's the thing, everyone on the team thinks that Chef is a man, she was about to correct them but instead she discovered she liked being referred also with masculine pronouns and being perceived as a man so instead she's just internally having an identity crisis figuring out her gender while keeping it a secret.

She's been trying to avoid medic for that same reason, she hasn't gotten her übercharge-thing surgery yet because then Medic would have to see her chest and her secret would spill out

(I actually doubt medic or any other member would mind having a woman on the team but still ohhh the drama)

She can throw smoke bombs that are made of wasabi, uses an Oroshi Hocho (A knife used to cut tuna) as a sword and can make a temporary clone of herself (I’m sorry if this sounds a bit like a Mary Sue I got too excited)

Chef is Aroace (‘Cause I'm aro and I wanted an aro oc to make me feel represented), she values A LOT friendships and platonic relationships.

She likes hanging out with scout bc she thinks he is simply goofy and hilarious and a funny idiot (ur honor they’re homies)

Annnd that's all I have of Chef for now, probably gonna be changing a lot of things the longer I draw her but uh, If you have come to this part and took the bother to read all this infodumping, I wanna hug u virtually and say “thank u” I really appreciate you <3

#original character #oc wip #oc lore #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 oc #tf2 #tf2 oc #oc infodump #my art

[itsjaywalkers]

hello laurie!! <3 insane commute nonnie here (again) omg i read oby yesterday omw to class (ended up staying at my friend's again bc his roommate was still out. sadly he's back) and i should not have done that bc OMG?? BABE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABT THEM THE WHOLE TIME UT GOT SO BAD I SAW MY PROFESSOR (he doesn't even look like james. he's just fit in a 'Hear me out guys...' way)N BLUSHED I WAS ACTUALLY GIGGLING AT RANDOM TIMES THINKING ABT THEM also like. sirius n regulus in this😭😭 regulus cursing sirius out for being a good brother is so real to me as someone with 12 year older brother bc he spent my entire childhood terrorizing me n now he's the sweetest person Ever. not even in an evil way he's just genuinely nice to me so if i ever complain abt him everyone goes ??? YOUR brother??? its so annoying (i love him). just reg veing grumpy<3 he's my fav little purse man and ok oh god never thought i'd say this. i have NEVER gotten the whole daddy thing but now im just🧍‍♂️bc i need to call james potter daddy while he fucks me what who said that also like. extreme apologies for how extremely inappropriate this might've gotten i was up all night studying for a quiz we have today (cannot catch a break w these ppl istg) n i swear my brain refuses to function and i have no idea!!! (please pray for me) also i hope you're doing great<3 sadly i do know work and adult things but im glad to know that nothing bad's going on!! you deserve the best<33 also i Absolutely get being funnier in your mother tongue sometimes i have these sudden thoughts n they're soo funny but i have to translate them which is like. okay but the vibes change istg!! i usually end texting my siblings abt it bc someone deserves to know how absolutely funny i am!! (all i do is make dad jokes) and (im actually so sorry bc ik you prob dont mind the book-long asks but its still!! so embarrassing!! like girl why are you yapping sm!!) i haven't read the 2nd part yet (i read the first part n just stared ahead blankly for like an hour after i read the 1st part. it did things to me) but im gonna read it after my quiz as a little treat<3 thank you for writing them sm!!!<3

HI BABE <333 sorry it took me so long to get back to u, life has been soooo hectic istg

AND OMG IM STILL SO SHY ABOUT U READING OBY but i'm so glad u enjoyed it and that it had the desired effect, it's definitely not the type of story u should read in class or just like . in front of ppl . i don't blame u for getting all flustered around ur professor even if he doesn't look anything like james. it's just the vibe yk??? you're literally so real for that

sirius and reg in oby are !! so important to me !! i feel like they have the best relationship in all of my fics, bc they're on good terms on nothing happens too but they argue . a lot . and they're gonna have some issues down the line. and they're also very close in the boxer au but there's still gonna be a lot of angst regarding their relationship. in oby, tho, they're just brothers <3 they love each other so much <3 and i'm so glad i'm portraying their dynamic accurately bc a lot of their convos are based on stuff me and my sisters have talked/fought about lmao

LISTENNNN I ALSO WASN'T INTO THE WHOLE DADDY THING like i didn't mind it and i read it occassionally but i didn't seek it out. but now that i'm actively writing it . well . i guess i kinda get the appeal (girl who doesn't even have a daddy kink) SO I GET U I REALLY DO

u don't have to apologiseeee i'm always happy to open horny hours especially if it's for james potter <3 and also i know it's been a few days but i hope the quiz went well and that u never do that again bc u need to rest!! i mean it!!

i'm doing quite well actually!! work's been a nightmare but apart from that i'm great!! i recently moved into a new flat with two friends and the place is soooo nice i'm in love with it i can't believe it's ours <333 AND SAMEEEE i always complain about it to my sisters or my spanish friends bc it annoys me to no end like . i'm literally soooo funny and it pains me that you'll never realise bc it's only when i speak in my first language ugh

I REALLY DON'T MIND THEM BABE IN FACT I LOVE THEM NEVER STOP and don't apologise again i'll kick ur ass!!! and god you're so very sweet to me, i hope u enjoyed/enjoy it and i'm sending u the biggest hug + forehead kissie in the world MWAH <3

#asks #insane commute nonnie

[changedlives]

🙏Let the message of Christ dwell among you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit, singing to God with gratitude in your hearts.Colossians 3:16

👆🙌Thank U Father,

🎊That I was led to, belong to, look forward to serving at a loving church that speaks life, lives the Word, & considers everyone as & feels like fam! That draws more & more 2 U daily!! That is scripture-based, spirit-led, operates in truth & integrity!! That’s always got us, that we can daily reflect, celebrate, praise, witness, worship, fellowship, stand in agreement, give thanks, release & receive with & be fed by!! That daily prays 4 & with us, declares over & with us, reaches out to us regularly with a personal touch of caring, provides us with an abundance of excellent app tools & resources, has a strong unlimited spiritual connection with U & all who are led to Harvest & presence as a beacon of light & hope all over the world, is easily accessible online, there for us anywhere, anytime we need it, that communicates with relevance & relatability, changes lives & is a safe place for our souls!! That meets us where we are in our walk, as we are, no judgie!! That helps me to learn more about U & myself in U, understand & apply Ur Word & principles, grow, heal, focus, perceive, process, act on, resolve, know how 2 spiritually take & treat others & situations!! That educates, provides such powerful prophecy & revelation, inspires, encourages, motivates me to deepen my connection with U (💜 Harvest helps me seek U, see U, hear U, feel U, trust U, know U MORE, be MORE like U, help others MORE,  live U in such an AMAZING way), be my highest self, increase my faith, strength and Godfidence, keep going, 🦋evolve, be free!! 🔥 So blessed that Harvest’s Man of God, 🙏bless BKF, loves & honors U with all of his heart & serves U, submits 2 Ur will & cares 4 others so optimistically & diligently with the many great things that U gifted him 2b, & is so anointed, open & obedient to always hear U & passionately, faithfully, consistently pours what U give him to put into us like no other, I love how He knows U & the Bible so intimately, communicates U in such a way that we can easily understand, gets us all the way together!! Much respect & appreciation, Bishop, for the most sincere & powerful prayers, I love how you know!! (what we r going thru, what G💜D says about it, how 2 pray about it,  what 2 do about it)!!And feel!! with us-because u generally go through it too or learned from helping someone thru it.Thank U for bringing Ur word 2 life, giving it meaning through Bishop Foreman!!That there is divine purpose in everything he does!!Thank U for H💚rvest Church!! Their praise and worship, service 2 others is transformational!!Prayers for all those connected 2 me, BKF, HC, all beings!!  Standing in agreement with         G💜D, BKF, HC & all those who believe IJN, Amennnnn!!

👑Thanks again!!You Reign!!Highest L💜VE, Loudest Shout, Biggest Hug Up!!

#Harvest #Praise #Jesus #Testify #Testimony #Awesome #submission