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kalebblake1 · 22 days

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The story of how I almost shit my pants and shocked the woman walking behind me

#farts #farter #male farts #eproctophilia #gassy guy #gassy farts #fart sounds

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ghoulslayer · 4 months

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gget yo dog bitch

#juggalo #furry #clown #dog #farter

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seniyzy · 8 months

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hi tumblr im bored

#inside job #:3 hi #:33333 #farter #farters #gay love #lgbtqiia+#love yourself even if u dont because nobody ever will im joking #morty smith kinda ugly i didnt say that

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lunairelumium · 10 months

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I am young I am fartbeast

#farter

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catrandall · 1 year

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OUT OF THIS WORLD is apparently related in some way to the Rock's movie FARTER. FARTER is the true story of a beefy guy who farts a lot and probably needs to take a shit. Not much else is known about it.

#farter #farter film #out of this world

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teshail · 3 months

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(via "I Don't Fart, I Just Whisper In My Pants Funny Design Art" Mounted Print for Sale by tes112)

#findyourthing #redbubble #fart #farting #fart tee #farter #wishper

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sylwiaoutofwork · 11 months

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(via World's Greatest Farter I mean Father Premium T-Shirt by Outofwork)Funny graphics for father's day

#findyourthing #redbubble #fatherhood #fathers day #daddy #dad #papa #farter #parents #parenting #dad humor

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groovium · 2 months

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There’s so much going on here I don’t even know who to look at

#kelly nickels #la guns #l.a. guns #80s rock #phil lewis #tracii guns #steve riley #mick cripps #80s #80s metal #they all look like they’re either smelling a fart or are the farter

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facefartstories · 2 months

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Private Farter

"Shut up fucker! You'll get us caught. Private Thomas whispered into Private Kyle's ear. "Dude... are we screwed?!" Kyle was terrified as the enemies gathered closer. "I'll shut you up..." Thomas grinned as he sat on Kyle's lap as they hid behind a tree. "Bro... I..." Kyle was gay... Thomas knew this. He also knew something else. "Shut up... or I'll leave you speechless... they're coming." Thomas threatened Kyle as he folded forward. An intense heat hit Kyle's lap followed by a rancid smell."Just inhale... faggot..." Thomas whispered to Kyle to make him shut up. He felt Kyle's boner poking upwards against his camo pants. Thomas started to rub his ass against it. Kyle was on cloud nine, sniffing the air as quietly as he could. When he felt another wave of heat hit his crotch, Kyle started to rub himself against the heavy weight of his fellow soldier. "Fuck. it stinks out here... something fucking farted..." the men looking for their enemies backed away, running away from Thomas's stink. "Dude…. you think they left?!" Kyle was still nervous, but even more he was pent up with sexual energy. He needed release BAD. "I think they did... which is good... tucking hard to keep these bombs silent." Thomas ripped a fart that was spectacular. BBBBRRRRPPPHHHHBBRRRR...Kyle's eyes rolled to the back of his head as Thomas was deadweight in his lap. As the fart grew more powerful, Kyle jazzed in his pants. "That'll learn ya, faggot! Next time you wanna whine about a situation like that and get us caught, I'll push your faggot ass right in front of them so I can escape." Thomas stood up and walked away while tanning his ass of the rancid SBD he was leaving in his path. Kyle was sitting there exhausted from the stink of Thomas's gas, and the feeling from shooting his load. As he got up, he ran closer to Thomas. "Thomas... you didn't mean that right? We'll be okay?" Kyle looked worried. "Yeah buddy... I won't hurt you... you're too fun to fart on..." Thomas grinned as they made their way back to a nearby bunker. It was going to be one smelly night.

#Private Farter #eproctophilia #male farts #fart story #fart kink #eprocto #military men farts #military farts #gay military farts #gay military #fart stories #gay fart stories

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malesocksnfarts · 26 days

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Willthefarter’s rank farts and socks

#guys in socks #socks #male socked feet #frat bro socks #gym bro socks #male farts socks #willthefarter #will the farter #guys farting #male farts #farts

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downforthegas · 5 months

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Imagine just laying down in bed doing whatever and then your partner comes over and just. Sits on your face and lets some nasty farts rip all over your face. That’s like, one of my biggest dreams when it comes to this kink

Ah I would love that! And it's so casual too. They just walk in, without saying a word, and sit on your face and fart. It doesn't matter if you protest, they'll silently use your face as a fart cushion anyway

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #loud farts and silent farter yipee

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jadusabllle · 2 months

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i vwant to draw kelbris but like what the hell do i do

i wake up from my slumber hello tum bler

call me dr suess jadusable is on zthat juice 🍸

#jadusabllle #kelbris #the farter

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1800duckhotline · 5 months

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I keep drawing weirdos (is a weirdo)

#fart vs farter amirite?

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jmdbjk · 1 year

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That little shit ...

“I wanted to tell you something important today <big sigh> And that’s why I came over here today...I was pondering whether I should be talking about this <taking measured pauses><nervous, exasperated sounds> What I want to tell you guys is <searches the ceiling for the right words><very long awkward pause> Actually...I didn’t wash my hair today aarrghhh kekeke...”

Jimin... honey... pookie-pie... that was wrong. On many levels. But sometimes I think we deserve it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA That little shit had us going for a moment, didn’t he?

Hobi in comments: “how dirty” Sassy Jimin: “these days are you confident?”

Army: "Show us your moon tattoo” Sassy Jimin: “I’m sorry, I don’t want to, I told you to wait didnt I?”

Opens his phone to show us his Instagram video he posted... “hey guys you saw this right?” (duh it has over 38 million views) as he proceeds to crack himself up over his cleverness.

All the while giggling, being polite BUT STILL!

Army be askin’ them straaaaynge questions like “Do you like blood?” ... eh?

Is it just me or did anyone else want to pluck out that plastic grass and throw it across the room for giving Jimin such a difficult time?

BTS out of context...

[he sneezed]

Army’s being obtuse...Jimin being sassy.

Several times he implied water had something to do with the album...the concept of the album or something... maybe we’ll get a wet Jimin? ... my god yes please one can only hope...

On visiting Jin: the way Jimin explained it... it sounded like he had a couple days off and it so happened Hobi had some time off too but the others were busy with their schedules so that’s why he and Hobi were the only ones to go visit Jin. I KNOW if Jungkook had a chance to go see Jin he WOULD have. You can’t convince me otherwise.