#farters

[seniyzy]

hi tumblr im bored

#inside job #:3 hi #:33333 #farter #farters #gay love #lgbtqiia+ #love yourself even if u dont because nobody ever will im joking #morty smith kinda ugly i didnt say that

[groovium]

There’s so much going on here I don’t even know who to look at

#kelly nickels #la guns #l.a. guns #80s rock #phil lewis #tracii guns #steve riley #mick cripps #80s #80s metal #they all look like they’re either smelling a fart or are the farter

[malesocksnfarts]

Willthefarter’s rank farts and socks

#guys in socks #socks #male socked feet #frat bro socks #gym bro socks #male farts socks #willthefarter #will the farter #guys farting #male farts #farts

[downforthegas]

Imagine just laying down in bed doing whatever and then your partner comes over and just. Sits on your face and lets some nasty farts rip all over your face. That’s like, one of my biggest dreams when it comes to this kink

Ah I would love that! And it's so casual too. They just walk in, without saying a word, and sit on your face and fart. It doesn't matter if you protest, they'll silently use your face as a fart cushion anyway

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #loud farts and silent farter yipee

[jadusabllle]

i vwant to draw kelbris but like what the hell do i do

i wake up from my slumber hello tum bler

call me dr suess jadusable is on zthat juice 🍸

#jadusabllle #kelbris #the farter

[1800duckhotline]

I keep drawing weirdos (is a weirdo)

#fart vs farter amirite?

[jmdbjk]

That little shit ...

“I wanted to tell you something important today <big sigh> And that’s why I came over here today...I was pondering whether I should be talking about this <taking measured pauses><nervous, exasperated sounds> What I want to tell you guys is <searches the ceiling for the right words><very long awkward pause> Actually...I didn’t wash my hair today aarrghhh kekeke...”

Jimin... honey... pookie-pie... that was wrong. On many levels. But sometimes I think we deserve it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA That little shit had us going for a moment, didn’t he?

Hobi in comments: “how dirty”   Sassy Jimin: “these days are you confident?” 

Army: "Show us your moon tattoo”  Sassy Jimin: “I’m sorry, I don’t want to, I told you to wait didnt I?”

Opens his phone to show us his Instagram video he posted... “hey guys you saw this right?” (duh it has over 38 million views) as he proceeds to crack himself up over his cleverness.

All the while giggling, being polite BUT STILL! 

Army be askin’ them straaaaynge questions like “Do you like blood?” ... eh?

Is it just me or did anyone else want to pluck out that plastic grass and throw it across the room for giving Jimin such a difficult time?

BTS out of context...

[he sneezed]

Army’s being obtuse...Jimin being sassy.

Several times he implied water had something to do with the album...the concept of the album or something... maybe we’ll get a wet Jimin? ... my god yes please one can only hope...

On visiting Jin: the way Jimin explained it... it sounded like he had a couple days off and it so happened Hobi had some time off too but the others were busy with their schedules so that’s why he and Hobi were the only ones to go visit Jin. I KNOW if Jungkook had a chance to go see Jin he WOULD have. You can’t convince me otherwise. 

Jin looks different to me. Jimin said he was adjusting well.

Army: “I like Jimin’s bald head”   Jimin: “I don’t have a bald head??”

Overall, he was happy, teasing, excited for all the things he was going to show us. I love seeing an upbeat and happy Jimin. It makes my heart sing.

This was the best thing though:

#Jimin in his “pranking Army” era #my pawpaw would call that full of piss and vinegar #translator never thought they'd be translating the life cycle of marimo #as far as I remember jimin wasnt in the comments of jungkooks last live #but he was still watching it...okay #jungkookie can fart #does that mean jungkookie has permmision to fart? #or agreeing yes jungkookie is a farter #so many questions #i think we'll see jimin on suchwita #what is this weird fixation Army has with farts? #sometimes Army is dense #Jimin explaining fake tears #please

[kalebblake1]

The story of how I almost shit my pants and shocked the woman walking behind me

#farts #farter #male farts #eproctophilia #gassy guy #gassy farts #fart sounds

[ghoulslayer]

gget yo dog bitch

#juggalo #furry #clown #dog #farter

[dormont]

forgot how much it sucks buying my dad christmas presents

#so many gift options are like jokes poking fun at the recipient and it's not supposed to be serious at all #but when i was an infant my mom made a very innocuous comment about my dad losing hair and he literally refused to see me for like 6 months #idk if he even paid child support during that time. might have to ask my mom about it #but it's so stupid like i get if you were insecure about it but maybe communicate that in a healthy manner to my mom and not take it out #on your fucking 6 yr old child #it's like funny in comparison to my step dad because i got him one of those ''world's best farter i mean father'' shirts and he literally #wears that thing to his work

[ruinhood]

care to explain where that video originated from and why you posted it?!😭

#herman farter

[oxthorin]

i'd like to introduce you to my friends i made in group therapy 🌈💞

#eggman #eggman fanart #grimace #grimace shake #happy birthday grimace #grimace fanart #furry art #fursona #furry oc #silly art #artwork #digital art #oxthorin art #character design #aesthetic art #artist #farter nation strikes today

[planetamarte]

man

#talking #im the gurgling farter today. if my period makes me wait instead of just coming n getting this shit over with im gonna be pissed

[kipercrow]

Writing Prompt

A boy group that's coming back from a show and enters the tour bus. After they get some fast food and drive on to the next city, the guys have a farting contest.

#farts #eproctophilia #male farts #fart kink #fart #eprocto #gay fart #gay farts #fart story #Fart contest #Had this idea after NSYNC talked about how they farted #NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys both farted on songs #Everyone in NSYNC except for Lance seemed like a big farter #Fart Imagine

[firethekitty]

fart sfx

#I HATE FARTERS!!!!!!!!!! #ask #arbushq

[1800duckhotline]

i was working and my cat let out the nastiest silent fart ever bruh.

#i love him but hes the evil farter smeller