Today, I shipped out a commission from a disgruntled dad for a custom embroidery.
Let's see if anyone will want to steal his bathtowel now!
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At least if I went out with this dude, we could bond over our combined terrible sense of humor 🤭
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40 Funny Dad Memes As Fresh As A Pair Of New Balance Sneakers
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(via reCAPTCHAs Written by Your Dad - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)
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I swear toddlers only kick their dad's while they sleep.
CHILD STOP KICKING ME!!!
But since I'm the adult, I'm the one who has to leave my bed. Yeah cool. Thanks kid...
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When I was a kid, I would only eat my sandwiches cut into four pieces. My dad would ask me if I wanted them cut into squares or triangles and I was like "I don't care what shape, I just want four pieces," so sometimes he would diabolically cut my sandwich into ridiculous abstract Calder mobile-esque shapes where, like, one piece of the sandwich was huge and the other three were tiny little shreds just to be Maliciously Compliant to my demands.
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