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theatrekidenergy 5 months
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Some Florida art for all of those alligator enjoyers out there! 馃挭馃挭馃挭馃挭
I felt like it just made complete sense for Florida to be a red head, I adore the blonde Florida headcanon but I feel like he gives such feral red head vibes it鈥檚 insane. Also he needed the sun tattoo, sharp teethe, and freckles, after all he is the sunshine state!! =D
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kaz-playz 2 months
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Flocali headcanons?
The stealing of clothes 24/7
So so so so so so so so so so SO many plushies
They all have names and little crochet clothes
Build-a-bear employees know them by name atp
Cal took a while to get used to the humidifier
He woke up sweaty one night and almost scrapped it
BRACELETS GALORE! So many. Woven, bandloomed, store bought, beaded, kandi you name it
Spray bottle full of distilled water for Florida kept in the fridge
"FLORI NO!" *spray* "NO SWAMP KITTY" "ITLL EAT OUR REAL KITTY"
*angered hissing* "WHY SO FUCKING COLD?!"
Florida definitely attacks
Scary dog privilege California
Florida is girls
GIRLS WHEN CALIF- *mechanical wherring and laser beam on forehead" ..nevermind
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fishbones-braineater 2 years
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Florida: Being gay isnt a choice.
California: Florida thats actually really-
Florida: Its a game, and im winning.
Louisiana: mais sha you gon make me cry鉂o笍
California: of course...
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ebbpup 1 year
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The Muppet Table
From the au I sent as squid anon on @greatinternetllama
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I'll draw more of them later
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tinder
okay we all know texas has tinder
and california knows texas does (so california has one)
but like
imageine 49/50 states have tinder (not utah duh)
but like,,, tinder profiles for all the states,,
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emlovesstates 2 years
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New York: What happened to your nose?
Florida: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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polgara6 1 year
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Hc that sometimes Virginia pops into Alaska鈥檚 seat where no one can see him in meetings and watch Florida and Gov argue because it makes him nostalgic for when Mass and him were the same way
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pokefarms 2 years
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Hello wttsh fandom :D I'm starting a thing where I draw all 50 states, (+ a assortment of other characters) in dresses. And well, why not start with florida.
As always, even if you aren't in the fandom, reblogs are highly appreciated (as in you are a asshole if you like this post and don't reblog) image description will be below the cut. If you want to be on a taglist lmk and click on the image for higher quality!
[id] There are two pictures linked above, both are of the same image but one has lineart and the other doesn't. They are a digital drawing of Florida from Welcome To The Table, a series by Ben Brainard. He is wearing a blue bucket hat and a blue shirt over a pink two piece dress. He is looking right at the camera. [end id]
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koala2055 2 years
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theatrekidenergy 5 months
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Florida: Well I think-
Everyone: No.
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kaz-playz 4 months
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Houston sitting in on meetings
"Hey y'all!!!"
"Houston you know cities aren't-"
"Shut up Gov, no one cares"
"OMG, MY LITTLE BAYOU!! How are the gators?"
"FLOR!!! Theyre as they always are. I missed you!"
"Ugh me too. stupid Texas. >:("
"I know that guy sucks, i can't believe he banned you from the state :("
*bear hugs ensue*
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fishbones-braineater 2 years
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florida, crushing up and snorting sinus pills:
cali: what the HELL do you think youre doing????
florida:
BEING EFFICIENT
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ebbpup 1 year
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OneNote shitpost
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California/Florida
-馃懟
hmmmmmmmmmmMMM
florida makes hot jokes to california all the time
they fly over cali's head
florida makes wet jokes about himself
california hits him with a rolled up newspaper
they went ice skating for their first date
florida's super good at it! a natural
california's good at it too, but he always shakes
like a little baby deer little fawn
they go see movies a lot
florida picks either kids movies or the weirdest shit out
california has a jean jacket that florida paints on
florida gets california goldfish
he also buys decorations
the october date nights are superior
please they go to haunted houses and shit
they dress up for it!
on the night of halloween ones
florida is a sheet ghost with sunglasses
california is a scarecrow
florida makes so many stupid jokes and california is just "how the fuck did i fall in love with this idiot"
florida steals california's glasses and just
"holy shit why do you wear glasses your vision is fine"
little did he know that florida actually needed glasses
they're both obsessed with trail mix
they go on hikes!
but they're not a workout couple oh dear god no
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dailymothanon 2 months
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My first actual Florida concept perhaps 馃槍 I agree with the notion that he is very impulsive... I also think he's broken his sunglasses several times yet instead of getting new ones or actually properly fixing it he just tapes it back up 馃槖 I also have a specific kinda scar(s?) for him in mind but I didn't have the time to draw it 馃樉 but I think it'd be pretty neat!
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polgara6 2 years
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Ok so I鈥檓 super new to this fandom(welcome to the table/Welcome to the statehouse) but I just had an idea so the CIA is not allowed to collect info on American citizens right? Well new head canon because of that the personification of the CIA is not allowed to talk to the states. But one day they are sent to give some papers to Gov and they knock on the door of the statehouse and Florida opens it. How are they supposed to get to Gov now when they legally aren鈥檛 allowed to speak to 90% of the people in the house??!??! IDK just thought it was a funny idea
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