#wttt headcanons

[dailymothanon]

Hiii! Can we see more Delaware?

If you have time, ofc :)

Delly baby... it's been awhile since I drew him so yeah!! Something about Delly's state symbols feel whimsical, much like NH's 😌 good for them truly! I saw that his state fruit were strawberries so... why not give him a good ol' snack of many berries

Meanwhile Mass and Maine has... several state symbols relating to cranberries for mass and blueberries for maine... so greedy like they've not eaten all day... Jersey put in a lot of work to grow those things just for them to eat all of the berries he gifted them immediately like some monsters 😠

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt delaware #wttsh delaware #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #wttt maine #wttsh maine

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

New york have a habit to collect shiny object one of them is california

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttsh #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh caliyork #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcannons #wttt headcanons #rosegold

[stawpny]

Gov, after New York said something completely out of pocket: I sometimes wonder what goes on in your head. It keeps me up at night.

New York: I don’t like that you think about that.

(pause)

New York, again: I don’t like that you think about me.

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(1950’s)

Massachusetts: No, York, you can’t do that, fucking dumbass

New York, really quickly: onlyredbloodedcommunistssaywhat

Massachusetts, puzzled: what?

New York: HE’S A COMMUNIST!! HIM!

—

Random Person: I can show you a magic trick!

Massachusetts: Really? Show me.

Random Person: Is this your card?

Massachusetts, horrified and frantically pointing at the person: WITCH!! WITCH!

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Young New Jersey: Well, York’s got a bad case of “stupid disease” that unfortunately gets worse as the days go on.

Pennsylvania, almost losing it: What?

Young New York: Stop telling everyone I’m stupid! I am not stupid-

Young New York: OHMYGODAKITTY!!

Young New Jersey, overdramatic : What did I say? It’s so hard to see such a young child suffer.

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Gov: Tell me truthfully, how old do I look?

California, a people pleaser: You look not a day older than 24!

Texas, an honest soul: Around 32-ish?

Florida, the one who’s whole purpose is to flex his age: You look like you’re 10 to me.

Louisiana, who is too drunk to say anything relatively normal: Uh.. 53! Yeah!

New York, too tired to care: You look fine. Can we get back to the meeting now?

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New York, boasting about his height: You wouldn’t believe what it’s like to live with these short fuckers.

New York: I mean just look at them!

New York: It’s like im Snow White with the.. *counting* 9, sometimes 10, little dwarves. And they’re all the grumpy one!

New York, arguing: You about the same size of one of “Santa’s Little Helper” yet you don’t even help the fatass!

New York, still: You fucking elves. Go make toys or something.

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credits: me!!

I’ve been thinking abt these for a while

sorry they’re very NY-centric 😿

oh yeah I’m alive btw

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt incorrect quotes #wttsh incorrect quotes #wttt massachusetts #wttt new jersey #wttt gov #wttt main 5 #wttt pennsylvania #meow

[chaoticarson16]

HOW IS IT I FIND OUT MY BIRTHDAY AND MARYLANDS STATEHOOD DAY ARE ON THE SAME DAY BY SCROLLING THROUGH TUMBLR???

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt maryland #wttsh maryland #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #how tf do you tag

[goldengay49]

Utah: California gimme my cat back!

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wttt utah #wttsh california #wttsh utah

[nohappinessinthisworld]

Texas, Tennessee, and Mississippi listen to Johnny Cash loud at Random hours and it drives the other states crazy.

I maybe not be writing at the moment, but my brain is still putting out ideas lol.

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #ben brainard #wttsh #wttt texas #wttt tennessee #wttt mississippi #wttt headcanons

[mothanonthesequel]

Little Miss Palmer’s first design concepts!! I wasn’t planning to post them but @halcyonlauren really likes her whimsy and fun so I figured why not!!

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #ben brainard #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttsh alaska #wttt fanart #wttt alaska #wttt palmer #wttsh palmer

[theywhoshantbenamed]

We’re bringing back the rat tail

Consider this an official character design update lol

I actually did put some thought into this, believe it or not

New York naturally grows a rat tail. Way back when, his hair was long enough for a full ponytail, but sometime after the revolutionary war, he cut it off. In time, his tail grew back

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt california #wttt headcanons

[derek-draws-stuff]

A few head cannons because why not :)

Texas literally just can’t do most math so he keeps a calculator with him, he has it so much he’s just trademarked it

Pennsylvania likes to take some northeastern states out (or whoever’ll come with him) on the first day of his hunting season

If you call Indiana anything but his name or Hoosier, he just won’t respond

New York likes sad songs

Wisconsin has a dad sneeze and literally launches anything in his hand, sometimes he ends up soaking people with beer

At the table state have a respective light over their chair that goes out or changes color when something happens, like a power outage

Gov gets sick easily from his high stress levels

The northeast thinks 2010’s music is a bop (don’t ask why, it just is)

Surprisingly, Massachusetts and California are friends. They have an irresponsible nerd (MA) and responsible nerd (CA) friendship dynamic

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt gov #wttt wisconsin #wttt massachusetts #wttt new york #wttt headcanons #wttt california #wttt indiana #wttt texas #wttt pennsylvania

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Saw this on tiktok and my neurodivergent ass couldnt stop thinking of wttt

#wttt #wttt fandom #wttt headcanons #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse

[angiesayshush]

welp- i’ve finished the florida drawing! and it has color- it looks a little dull in color but it’s not the worst :)

also including a sketch because it honestly looks better than the colored version

i imagine he has more scratches and scars (probably from various encounters with several animals, including gators)

#bonus points if you know the significance of the tattoo ;p #wttt #wttsh #wttt fanart #art #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt florida #wttsh florida #wttt headcanons #wttsh fanart

[dailymothanon]

hi hi hi hi might I request some rhode x alaska? :))

Yeahh B) it’s a qualification for anyone to get absolutely tuckered out snooze fest near hibernation style when they get with Alaska it’s in the contract 🐻 big chill guy… little fighter dude… I see how it is

Have this bonus thing. I cannot elaborate on why I made it

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt alaska #wttt rhode island #wttsh rhode island #wttsh alaska #wttt new hampshire #wttsh new hampshire #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts

[theatrekidenergy]

I don’t think I’ve never made a post about it before but I’m a huge fan of Ben Brainard, he’s a great comedian and I especially enjoy his state series (wttt), especially Texas and Austin’s dynamic so here’s a couple things I personally head canon:

- Texas has an innate fear that he will one day wake up blue blue hair and piercings because the hat fell off in the middle of the night and Austin did Austin things

- California: *viscously trying to grab cowboy hat away from Austin* DON’T BRING HIM BACK- PLEASE- PLEASEEE-

- Texas has like an agreement except for himself- Like Austin gets Thursdays and Tuesdays and Texas gets the rest of the week yk

- Texas: “Look I hate to say it but sometimes, SOMETIMES, your food is.. okay.” - Austin: *beaming* “Really? 🥹”

- Alaska and Austin are polar opposites (quite literally) which frequently results in very interesting conversations, however Alaska definitely favors Austin over Texas purely because Austin isn’t as much of a jerk

#arrow howls ☕️🐾🐺🎧 #Austin wttt #Wttt #Wttt Austin #Wttt Texas #Texas wttt #California wttt #Wttt California #wttt headcanons #Austin Texas wttt

[chaoticarson16]

Completely forgot to post this but I made a birthday drawing lol

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt maryland #wttsh maryland #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #how tf do you tag

[goldengay49]

California: we aren’t supposed to eat meat and if *y’all jus realize that you wud be so much healthier*

Texas: WAIT-

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttt pennsylvania #wttt new hampshire #wttt maine #wttt vermont #wttt delaware #wttt rhode island #wttt connecticut #wttt northeast #kitties!!