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distinguishedwitchparadise · 2 days

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New york have a habit to collect shiny object one of them is california

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttsh #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh caliyork #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcannons #wttt headcanons #rosegold

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stawpny · 2 days

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Gov, after New York said something completely out of pocket: I sometimes wonder what goes on in your head. It keeps me up at night.

New York: I don’t like that you think about that.

(pause)

New York, again: I don’t like that you think about me.

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(1950’s)

Massachusetts: No, York, you can’t do that, fucking dumbass

New York, really quickly: onlyredbloodedcommunistssaywhat

Massachusetts, puzzled: what?

New York: HE’S A COMMUNIST!! HIM!

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Random Person: I can show you a magic trick!

Massachusetts: Really? Show me.

Random Person: Is this your card?

Massachusetts, horrified and frantically pointing at the person: WITCH!! WITCH!

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Young New Jersey: Well, York’s got a bad case of “stupid disease” that unfortunately gets worse as the days go on.

Pennsylvania, almost losing it: What?

Young New York: Stop telling everyone I’m stupid! I am not stupid-

Young New York: OHMYGODAKITTY!!

Young New Jersey, overdramatic : What did I say? It’s so hard to see such a young child suffer.

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Gov: Tell me truthfully, how old do I look?

California, a people pleaser: You look not a day older than 24!

Texas, an honest soul: Around 32-ish?

Florida, the one who’s whole purpose is to flex his age: You look like you’re 10 to me.

Louisiana, who is too drunk to say anything relatively normal: Uh.. 53! Yeah!

New York, too tired to care: You look fine. Can we get back to the meeting now?

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New York, boasting about his height: You wouldn’t believe what it’s like to live with these short fuckers.

New York: I mean just look at them!

New York: It’s like im Snow White with the.. *counting* 9, sometimes 10, little dwarves. And they’re all the grumpy one!

New York, arguing: You about the same size of one of “Santa’s Little Helper” yet you don’t even help the fatass!

New York, still: You fucking elves. Go make toys or something.

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credits: me!!

I’ve been thinking abt these for a while

sorry they’re very NY-centric 😿

oh yeah I’m alive btw

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt incorrect quotes #wttsh incorrect quotes #wttt massachusetts #wttt new jersey #wttt gov #wttt main 5 #wttt pennsylvania #meow

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dailymothanon · 2 months

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Hey! You! 🫵

I like your art and I wanted to eventually see you do a NY/Alaska art at some point

Alaska makes good company for him I’m sure ☺️ can be quiet, listens to him complain about everyone bugging him, has cute dog pups, doesn’t bother him, very good for cooling off after all the chaos in his life indeed! New York even has statues of both Balto and Togo!! Togo is never recognized so that is very cool that they have that!!

#Also seems to be more mature than 🤔 a lot of states imo #I’ve read fics about these two…. They’re very scrumptious and good #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt alaska #wttsh alaska #wttt new york #wttsh new york

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goldengay49 · 5 months

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California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality

New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre

California: ON GOD!

#and then they kissed #wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wtttsh california #wttt shipping #wttsh california #wttsh New York #look at em theatre kids

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northduhcodeuh · 1 month

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couldya draw some new york/california/new jersey, please?

Here yah go :3

Sorry for the long wait 😔 I struggle with poses and my own laziness 😒

Skedaddles 🏃‍♂️

#but it’s a cute ship.#California helping them not fight #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt new york #wttsh new york

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stateofbrock · 2 months

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NY he’s just pretty like that

He just look at him!

#wttt #ben brainard #wttsh #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #welcome to the table #fanart #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york

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s-e-v-e-n-24 · 2 months

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They are my beloveds

#they both have chronic simp behaviour #york is just plotting currently #wttsh new york #wttt new york #wttsh massachusetts #wttt massachusetts #massyork #Guys wait I just founc out their initials spell MA-NY #many #ha #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #the statehouse #the table #my art #sev's art

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chaoticarson16 · 9 months

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This is California and New York no doubt about it this is just them

#wttt #wttsh #wttt california #wttt new york #wttsh california #wttsh new york #wttt caliyork #how tf do you tag

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alaskasbignaturals · 5 months

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may we pls have a NY drawing :3

Love your artstyle btw <3

riding the subway <3

#can you tell who i based this off of #as if its not very obvious lol #sry this is a messy doodle akljsdf #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt fanart #ben brainard #yetiarttag #my art #asks #sleepdeprivedsimp234

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lizardtheacorn · 3 months

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YORK’S JERSEY IS BACK AND CALI ISNT BALD ANYMORE YAYYYY

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt california #wttsh california

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distinguishedwitchparadise · 2 months

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FEM! Cali & FEM! NY

Slumber Party was playing in my head all day anyway gay🏳️‍🌈

Also happy National women's Day🩷

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stickyzonkhumanalmond · 3 months

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Second time of post wttt art😅

Yorcail❤️

(Shirt say “Stop asking why I’m a bitch I don’t ask why you’re so stupid”)

I FOUND THE SHIRTH LOL

#yorkcali wttt #wttt california #wttt new york #wttsh #wttt #wttt fanart #welcome to the table #wttt caliyork #wttsh california #wttsh new york

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dailymothanon · 4 months

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Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him