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New york have a habit to collect shiny object one of them is california
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stawpny · 2 days
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Gov, after New York said something completely out of pocket: I sometimes wonder what goes on in your head. It keeps me up at night.
New York: I don’t like that you think about that.
(pause)
New York, again: I don’t like that you think about me.
(1950’s)
Massachusetts: No, York, you can’t do that, fucking dumbass
New York, really quickly: onlyredbloodedcommunistssaywhat
Massachusetts, puzzled: what?
New York: HE’S A COMMUNIST!! HIM!
Random Person: I can show you a magic trick!
Massachusetts: Really? Show me.
Random Person: Is this your card?
Massachusetts, horrified and frantically pointing at the person: WITCH!! WITCH!
Young New Jersey: Well, York’s got a bad case of “stupid disease” that unfortunately gets worse as the days go on.
Pennsylvania, almost losing it: What?
Young New York: Stop telling everyone I’m stupid! I am not stupid-
Young New York: OHMYGODAKITTY!!
Young New Jersey, overdramatic : What did I say? It’s so hard to see such a young child suffer.
Gov: Tell me truthfully, how old do I look?
California, a people pleaser: You look not a day older than 24!
Texas, an honest soul: Around 32-ish?
Florida, the one who’s whole purpose is to flex his age: You look like you’re 10 to me.
Louisiana, who is too drunk to say anything relatively normal: Uh.. 53! Yeah!
New York, too tired to care: You look fine. Can we get back to the meeting now?
New York, boasting about his height: You wouldn’t believe what it’s like to live with these short fuckers.
New York: I mean just look at them!
New York: It’s like im Snow White with the.. *counting* 9, sometimes 10, little dwarves. And they’re all the grumpy one!
New York, arguing: You about the same size of one of “Santa’s Little Helper” yet you don’t even help the fatass!
New York, still: You fucking elves. Go make toys or something.
credits: me!!
I’ve been thinking abt these for a while
sorry they’re very NY-centric 😿
oh yeah I’m alive btw
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Well I've been working on the actor AU a tad, i actually drew what the actors look like, i based them off my designs of the states but i didn't use a reference for it and they're out of scale for sure
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There's everyone, if you need me to tell you what any of the text says just tell me I'll happily help
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goldengay49 · 5 months
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California: we aren’t supposed to eat meat and if *y’all jus realize that you wud be so much healthier*
Texas: WAIT-
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dailymothanon · 2 months
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Hey! You! 🫵
I like your art and I wanted to eventually see you do a NY/Alaska art at some point
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Alaska makes good company for him I’m sure ☺️ can be quiet, listens to him complain about everyone bugging him, has cute dog pups, doesn’t bother him, very good for cooling off after all the chaos in his life indeed! New York even has statues of both Balto and Togo!! Togo is never recognized so that is very cool that they have that!!
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theywhoshantbenamed · 2 months
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HAD to do this one XD it’s was so perfectly imagined
And here’s the whole page
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New York: I like Cats
Cali: OMG SAME!!!! THERE'S A CAT CAFÉ IN SAN FRANCISCO AND THEY DO THE BEST AVOCADO TOAST AND THEY LET YOU PET ALL THE FLUFFY BABIES!!! MY FAVOURITE HAS TO BE THOSE ORANGE CATS- I USED TO HAVE ONE BUT I ENDED UP BEING ALLERGIC BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME- I GAVE HIM A BEANIE LIKE MINE!!! I ACTUALLY USED TO DO THAT A LOT I WENT INTO ALLEYWAYS TO GIVE STRAYS HATS LIKE OURS AND I PRETENDED THEY WERE US AND THEY WERE JUST SOOOOO CUTE!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CATS?????
NY: ...the musical?
Cali: (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)
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northduhcodeuh · 1 month
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couldya draw some new york/california/new jersey, please?
Here yah go :3
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Sorry for the long wait 😔 I struggle with poses and my own laziness 😒
Skedaddles 🏃‍♂️
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stateofbrock · 2 months
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NY he’s just pretty like that
He just look at him!
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mur-art · 8 days
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may I request a happy NY? like- not in the sense that he watched a frail child trip in a Walmart parking lot, but in the sense that he’s like- genuinely happy and okay? Love your art style! And don’t feel forced or rushed to answer this 👁️👁️
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Just a guy and his 4 million emotional support pigeons!!
NY genuinely loves animals, way more than he likes people (can you blame him?). Especially the ones that others cast aside or ignore; he’s a sucker for them.
This is the first drawing I’ve done of NY where I actually feel like I captured how he looks in my head. 🗽 Chronically tired and overworked, but still shows up in hopes of witnessing some juicy drama.
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simonhateslore · 1 month
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I had the random idea that Mass would see a giant ass rat and and think it was a cat. I don't know. I think it's funny. Thought of York first but I think we would actually know how to identify a rat. Extra doodles below.
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FEM! Cali & FEM! NY
Slumber Party was playing in my head all day anyway gay🏳️‍🌈
Also happy National women's Day🩷
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s-e-v-e-n-24 · 2 months
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They are my beloveds
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Yayy it's done! Here's the main six engaging in parallel play, i actually really like drawing characters doing that i feel it's very realistic and relaxing
Here's what everyone's doing
Texas is crocheting a blanket.
California is playing a video game.
Gov is just dissociated, he's fine just a bit out of it.
Florida is trying to solve a rubix cube, emphasis on trying.
Louisiana is sleeping.
And New York is jamming out to the lovely sounds of rush E
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goldengay49 · 5 months
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California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality
New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre
California: ON GOD!
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dailymothanon · 4 months
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Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him
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Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔
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