#wttt massachusetts

[dailymothanon]

Hiii! Can we see more Delaware?

If you have time, ofc :)

Delly baby... it's been awhile since I drew him so yeah!! Something about Delly's state symbols feel whimsical, much like NH's 😌 good for them truly! I saw that his state fruit were strawberries so... why not give him a good ol' snack of many berries

Meanwhile Mass and Maine has... several state symbols relating to cranberries for mass and blueberries for maine... so greedy like they've not eaten all day... Jersey put in a lot of work to grow those things just for them to eat all of the berries he gifted them immediately like some monsters 😠

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt delaware #wttsh delaware #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #wttt maine #wttsh maine

[stawpny]

Gov, after New York said something completely out of pocket: I sometimes wonder what goes on in your head. It keeps me up at night.

New York: I don’t like that you think about that.

(pause)

New York, again: I don’t like that you think about me.

—

(1950’s)

Massachusetts: No, York, you can’t do that, fucking dumbass

New York, really quickly: onlyredbloodedcommunistssaywhat

Massachusetts, puzzled: what?

New York: HE’S A COMMUNIST!! HIM!

—

Random Person: I can show you a magic trick!

Massachusetts: Really? Show me.

Random Person: Is this your card?

Massachusetts, horrified and frantically pointing at the person: WITCH!! WITCH!

—

Young New Jersey: Well, York’s got a bad case of “stupid disease” that unfortunately gets worse as the days go on.

Pennsylvania, almost losing it: What?

Young New York: Stop telling everyone I’m stupid! I am not stupid-

Young New York: OHMYGODAKITTY!!

Young New Jersey, overdramatic : What did I say? It’s so hard to see such a young child suffer.

—

Gov: Tell me truthfully, how old do I look?

California, a people pleaser: You look not a day older than 24!

Texas, an honest soul: Around 32-ish?

Florida, the one who’s whole purpose is to flex his age: You look like you’re 10 to me.

Louisiana, who is too drunk to say anything relatively normal: Uh.. 53! Yeah!

New York, too tired to care: You look fine. Can we get back to the meeting now?

—

New York, boasting about his height: You wouldn’t believe what it’s like to live with these short fuckers.

New York: I mean just look at them!

New York: It’s like im Snow White with the.. *counting* 9, sometimes 10, little dwarves. And they’re all the grumpy one!

New York, arguing: You about the same size of one of “Santa’s Little Helper” yet you don’t even help the fatass!

New York, still: You fucking elves. Go make toys or something.

—

credits: me!!

I’ve been thinking abt these for a while

sorry they’re very NY-centric 😿

oh yeah I’m alive btw

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt incorrect quotes #wttsh incorrect quotes #wttt massachusetts #wttt new jersey #wttt gov #wttt main 5 #wttt pennsylvania #meow

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

#maine snapped #he is fed up #mass was too stunned to speak #loui is shooketh #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt louisiana #wttt maine #wttt massachusetts

[mur-art]

Hello Mur, I hope you’re having a good time

May I request some Mass/Ginny? And if not them, then maybe just some Virginia?

Thank you :)

You just remind me of the nights of smoke and dirty jokes

Darkened rooms with lonely ghosts

And they were beautiful some time ago

But time keeps rollin' us on

Some historical Mass/Ginny. The southern gentleman and the (ex)Puritan sailor (who by this point has a true talent for swearing like one). Name a more iconic duo.

I drew this while listening to like 4 hours of sea shanties so… take that as you will 😂

Let me know if you have HCs about these two! I’d like to know what, if anything, this scene inspires.

Close up of Mass’s face under the cut bc he’s a cutie

#wttt #welcome to the table #asks #mur art #wttt virginia #wttt massachusetts #the table #I love them okay. #I started drawing mass kinda posh like Ginny but then I realized like #his personality is def more working class #so I figured he’d be a hard working sailor or something similar #when he’s not starting wars anyway #he def knows his way around a ship and can sing a shanty like no one’s business

[alaskasbignaturals]

Mass wishes you all a very Happy St Paddy's Day! He celebrates by getting drunk and belting Celtic tunes ☘

#the hockey jersey is actually a youth hockey jersey #but it looks so nice #so i used it #i really don't care loll #also ive been listening to this song all day along with other celtic music #boston has been packed with drunk ppl all weekend #including the T #anyways hehe #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachuestts #ben brainard #yetiarttag #my art

[simonhateslore]

I had the random idea that Mass would see a giant ass rat and and think it was a cat. I don't know. I think it's funny. Thought of York first but I think we would actually know how to identify a rat. Extra doodles below.

#wttsh #wttt #art #ibis paint #wttt massachusetts #wttt new york #Maybe I was just sick when i thought of this #i can totally draw rats

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

They are my beloveds

#they both have chronic simp behaviour #york is just plotting currently #wttsh new york #wttt new york #wttsh massachusetts #wttt massachusetts #massyork #Guys wait I just founc out their initials spell MA-NY #many #ha #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #the statehouse #the table #my art #sev's art

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt massachusetts #wttt utah #wttsh massachusetts #wttsh utah #wttsh new york #wttsh florida #wttt louisiana #wttsh louisiana #wttsh california #wttt floui

[theywhoshantbenamed]

NY: why don’t you shut the fuck up before i slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

MA: are you threatening me??

NY: no I’m hitting on you flash me a titty bitch

#excessive swearing #swearing cw #violence tw #wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #class of 09

[blujaykai]

CA: Huh. This isn't that bad.

MA: Told you.

CA: Still could use an eco-friendly cover. And maybe a little more sugar.

MA: Fuck off.

-

These 2 are THE nerdiest nerds to ever NERD they literally work on complex coding (and some serious hacking but don't tell gov) in the same room together and call it relationship goals 💖💞💕

Mass loves the naturally sparkling gold of Cal's eyes and Cal adores Mass' soothing bay blue ones

When they argue they like to refer to their respective mountains of degrees and doctorates and be like "WELL IM A CETRIFIED BLAH BLAH" "OH YEAH?? BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE DEGREE ON BLCHAHSBJDN" and they could literally go on for HOURS bc they both have such high egos surrounding education/tech

Cal def swears more whenever they're with Mass ("You motherfucking shithead!" "Aw ily2 bastard.)

He isn't telling a damn SOUL about this but Mass loves being hugged by Cal for long periods. Although they're an awkward bumbling string-bean of a state Mass can't lie and say Cal's hugs (their arms are long so they can fully wrap em around him and its soooo comforting) don't warm his very core like Californian valley sunrises and shifting desert sands—a loving and nurturing embrace of the grand redwood forests he's come to cherish.

#wttt california #wttsh #wttsh california #wttt #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #calimass #?? what r these two nerds calleddd

[hibiscuslynx]

you can say the same thing a thousand times nothing’s gonna change me

better strange - james supercave

if u cant read my writing: be just like i want you to be you’re so much better strange you’re so much better when you make mistakes with me

anyway yeah this is that unfinished comic i was talking abt fhgjshfjghj i cqnt get them off my mind arrgrtghggh theyre soooooo. !!!!!!! anyway this song just. attached itself to my brain and i Had to draw something with it and ny & mass :P i dont have the motivation to go anywhere farther than this but alas . u guys did wanna see it :3

ive also mostly solidified my ny & mass designs now !! u cant see it that well but yes mass does have a mullet . he would kill me if he knew who i based it off of

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #my art #tw blood #tw smoking #if u see the ***** **** influence no u dont <3 #will everything i draw abt them have blood and/or smoking? only time will tell

[dailymothanon]

hi hi hi hi might I request some rhode x alaska? :))

Yeahh B) it’s a qualification for anyone to get absolutely tuckered out snooze fest near hibernation style when they get with Alaska it’s in the contract 🐻 big chill guy… little fighter dude… I see how it is

Have this bonus thing. I cannot elaborate on why I made it

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt alaska #wttt rhode island #wttsh rhode island #wttsh alaska #wttt new hampshire #wttsh new hampshire #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts

[abcwordsurge]

New York: (walks in, looking around casually)

Mass: What are you looking for?

New York: My will to live

California: (walks in)

New York: Oh, there it is

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #wttt california #wttt caliyork #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse

[thatoneangrytuga]

Hello hi here’s a headcanon(pretty much California focused)

California has asthma really bad lungs 1) bc of wildfires 2) bc of smog(San Bernardino had some of the worst smog of any county in the states)

Also he likes doing outdoorsy stuff like hiking, running, surfing, snorkeling, etc. . He just likes to be outside(golden retriever energy tbh)

Speaking of running I also think he started a running group with Massachusetts and their most frequent members are Colorado and DC

He likes to try new things and start new projects but he loses interest pretty easily so he has a lot of “hobbies” that he says he’s gonna get back into but chances are he won’t

That’s all I have for now, I hope you don’t mind me rambling in your asks lol

The Cali brainrot is real in this comunity frfr ‼️‼️

Im gonna open up to requests 😶‍🌫️, because doing this was fun, and i need something fun to do in free time, so dont be afraid to send something in my ask box or dms. ANYWAYSS! Tysm @theywhoshantbenamed for sending in something 😼🫶 Feel free to rant as much as you want in my asks, i dont mind it at all! (+ i leant something new!)

#pls read #wttt #welcome to the table #wttt fanart #wttt california #wttt colorado #wttt massachusetts #wttt gov #gov and dc are different people in my head #doodle #doodles #digital doodle

[mur-art]

mass buys another dunkin onesie for York and forces it on him so they can match

I had to do it, anon! Hope you enjoy, you MassYork enjoyers!

This is now the third (???) piece in the “States Bothering Their Rivals While Wearing Silly Onesies” Saga. It’s a direct reference/sequel to this one, in which Mass is not at all completely obnoxious about his new Dunkins onesie. /s

Alt text under the cut:

First image:

Mass, wearing a onesie covered in the Dunkin Donuts logo, presents New York with a onesie covered in pictures of donuts.

Mass: “Hey Yorkie, look what I got for you—!”

York: FUCK NO!

(beat)

NO WAY IN HELL IM GONNA WEAR THAT!

Second Image:

10 Minutes Later…

*New York is wearing the onesie (secretly enjoying being warm and cozy)*

Mass: HAHAHA! Get it?? I’m Dunkin’ and you’re donuts!!

York: *thinking* I hate him. I can’t believe this fuckin’ idiot has Harvard…

…and started the Revolution…

#wttt #welcome to the table #the table #asks #mur art #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt New York #wttt Massachusetts #wttt fanart #the longest fuckin part of this was ALL THE DUNKINS LOGOS #there’s definitely easier ways I could have done it but I chose the hardest possible way #as per usual for me

[alaskasbignaturals]

moth brought to my attention these tags from @lunearobservatory on their post and i HAD to draw this bc i totally forgot about this piece of history

i did this for the sillies but moth views it as angst and honestly yeah it is angsty so yea aksldfha- like i could make a version of this where mass is like beating himself up over this bc its something he doesn't want to do but he has to. also we could feature some themes of maine being forced to grow up

ANYWAYS hope u enjoy the silly lil comic

#guys this is so silly #akjlsdfhas #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt massachusetts #wttsh massachusetts #wttt maine #wttsh maine #i am NOT tagging 1d #ben brainard #yetiarttag #my art #comic