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mossy-paws · 5 months

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Boombawkbawk ( eggbox )

Bitchbox my beloved ✨

#Egg man #funni egg guy #hope you like this!#art #artists on tumblr #phighting!#phighting fanart #digital art #phighting roblox #phighting #roblox phighting #phighting art #my art #ask request #ask box #ask reply #reply #Thank you all for the requests! Subspace and medkit are next ^^!!!

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chamoemileclown · 7 months

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team red egg is now real

#this guy is so stupid i think they would eat sand for fun #the file name I kept all my textures in is just “stupidfucker” because I couldn't come up with a name for this guy #also i have to make the legs like stupid long whenever I render and egg sitting its so fucking funny #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp eggs #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team #qsmp team bolas #qsmp team red #bolas rojas #team bolas

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eggsploded · 6 months

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cant keep their quadrants straight

#the solkat was in fact not out of my system #really funny kismesis dynamic because its not actual real hate rather than a synced temper tantrum between the two #their pitch flirting was pretty weak anyway #i hate myself more than you hate yourself NUH UH and im better at you in smash bros #then karkat meekly asks if theyre still friends and sollux tells him to shut up and boots up a show on discord to watch together #pitch hatred based on the other guy knowing too much about you and caring really hard about your wellbeing and its embarassing #love. its love #homestuck #egg art #solkat #sollux captor #karkat vantas

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astxrwar · 2 years

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“why is daredevil’s suit mcdonalds colored” can’t believe ur disrespecting battlin’ jack murdock like this smh. “ketchup-and-mustard” this “gryffindor themed” that— it’s his dad’s colors you damp hardboiled eggs!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 😤😤😤

(but like it totally is, right?)

#matt murdock #daredevil #she hulk #jk i don’t actually think you guys are damp eggs. im just passionate about jack murdock and also i think it’s kinda funny that #i haven’t seen anyone talk abt this yet?#it might not be intentional but like it’s probably intentional. it’s at least plausible

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shrimpwizards · 4 months

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slime time!!! + headcanons (y juevos)

#qsmp #mcyt #q!slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #juanaflippa #dapper #q!dapper #the detachable limbs thing is not for angst its because its funny #q!slime has like... cartoon character physics to me #whats the word. cartoon laws #if you hit him witha big hammer he'd go flat like a pancake and then waddle away #i also hc he's malleable and stretchy. like goo !!!#hes canonically half slime half human iirc (or hes implied to be) and that makes me really happy #slime time slime time #i am still trying to figure out how to draw the eggs.... ive got juanaflippa down i think but im still messing around with the others #i think i have only drawn flippa dapper and. gegg #so far #guys youll. you. y. youll never guess who my favorite is. youll nev #i want to make him as much as a cryptid as i possibly can

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anachronistic-falsehood · 5 months

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guys i miss qbaghs where the fuck is she where is my deranged insane woman with a thousand traumas where is my feral duck girl with torn wings covered in blood revving her chainsaw and eating the hearts of her enemies WHERE IS SHEEEEE

#qsmp #Guys. Guys I Miss Her #i miss qbaghera #her “JUST KILL MY EGG I DON'T CARE!!” from purgatory day 1 still lives in my head rent free she's so fucking funny #qbaghera i miss u. qbaghera save me save me qbaghera

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drama-glob · 4 months

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I've been seeing all the posts about Alex Brightman killing Alex Brightman, but what about Blake Roman saving Blake Roman? ;) ^_^ <3<3<3<3

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wodania · 10 months

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Egg brained. Egg pilled. Should’ve never given me money I’m obsessed with this man now.

#not posting the first three on Twitter this is Tumblr exclusive #someone will get mad and cancel me for implying siblings marrying siblings has an ‘ick’ factor to it #i feel like I’m going insane but I think he’s funny #I’ve unlocked my targaryen niche guys be so happy for me it’s the king who was an egg #aegon v targaryen #betha blackwood #duncan the tall #dunk and egg #asoiaf #my sillies

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Forever: Philza, Phil, stop talking about Minecraft, man, I want to talk to you about life, you know? [...] You are going to lose the love of your life that can talk to you all the day [makes his trilling "Ooohhhlululu" noise] for a French person. Phil: [laughs] What's wrong with that? Forever: Yeah yeah yeah yes- Just that you are losing the love of your life, that's the wrong part!

Forever's neverending quest to impress Phil, and Richarlyson being a dedicated little wingman.

#Philza #Phil #Forever #QSMP #Sugarduo #bit of a longer clip but it's a funny interaction #I have such a massive soft spot for Forever now #Sweet dude :( he cares so much about the Eggs #he's still a goofy little guy when it comes to Phil though pfttt #they've got a funny little friendship #[Mandatory ''don't be weird about these two in the tags'' warning]

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cheese-water · 1 year

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The 5 Stages of Grief ft. Charlie Slimecicle

Stage 1: Denial

Stage 2: Anger

Stage 3: Bargaining

and

Stage 4: Depression or is it Anger again? I honestly can’t tell, but I’m pretty sure he cares about his child now…

Stage 5: Acceptance?

At least for now…

EDIT:

hhahhhhaahhhahhhaaahaahhhhaaaa so much for “acceptance”

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leuxcrows · 6 months

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actual book 7 chapter 6 spoilers i do not recomend opening unless you have read it because your experience WILL be ruined

have i ever told yall that to me twst is peak comedy game of the moment

#twisted wonderland #twst book 7 chapter 6 spoilers #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #my art #i did cry when lilia crode #but i also think it was very funny when malleus was all like #just standing there #big eyes looking into nothing #0 thoughts #little guy was probably so confused #yes this is that scene of malleus coming out of the egg #hikaru midorikawa did an amazing job btw #what a cry of pain my goodness

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svtskneecaps · 2 months

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(everyone arguing on call about what the purgatory event eggs mean)

bagi: YOU'RE BEING DUMB!! YOU'RE BEING STUPID!!!

roier: HOLY SHIT NO MAMES

cellbit: ok listen up-

bagi: NONONONONO, YOU'RE MY FUCKING BROTHER AND YOU'RE SAYING STUPID STUFF, I WON'T ALLOW THAT

philza: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SIBLINGS?????????

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #THEY FULLY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT TOO THEY JUST KEPT TALKING LMFAO #BAGI AND CELLBIT JUST KEPT TRUCKING LMFAOOOOO #qsmp vodblogging #FOOLISH LITERALLY REPEAT JUMP CRITTING THE BOLAS EGG JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN #i missed this part live bc i had a meeting #this is so fucking funny #PFFFFF HE STARTED SCOLDING CHAT #'IT'S NOT DOING ANY DAMAGE GUYS LOOK AT ITS HEALTH AT THE TOP!!!!!'#shut up vic #block game brainrot #edit: SORRY GUYS I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLIP OR I'D BE INCLUDING THEM #if i keep quoting shit maybe i'll do some shitty screen recordings and see how that works #otherwise i'll try to be better about leaving time stamps in the tags lol my bad #it's in the notes for this one

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quartergremlin · 2 months

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Babysitter.

Jess: ... should i put this baby in my mouth? she moves around a lot. and she'd be safe in there...

Lena: *climbing circles around his hand like a snake

Jess: yeah it's probably fine.

transcript:

Mikey: Thanks for watching Lena for a minute so I could sleep, Jess. She's way more active than we were expecting. Oh. You don't have her. Did she finally conk out?

Jess: Yesh. (Yes.)

#quarterdraws #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #clarification comic #jesus egg #lena atsuko #rise mikey #jess harley #ive gotta let jess ve funny every once in a while #''guy who consults with bigwig institutions and teaches and who's special interest is both extremely dangerous and somewhat socially taboo'#has got to have a few jokes in there

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starlos-hat · 4 months

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undertale yellow true pacifist spoilers //