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takaraphoenix · 8 months
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Anyone else getting this vibe from that scene, or just me?
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I think it would ramp the humor up a 1000000x if everyone got on garp's ass every time one of his wack ass sons/grandsons/extended family/inlaws did some shit to fuck with the world government. garp has to legit snail call zeff to ask for a place to crash because luffy did a widdle liddle oopsie and now sengoku is bitching him out so loud that zeff can hear it through the snails. some report comes into marine HQ and everyone is side-eyeing garp like a motherfucker. koby comes in one day and garp is hiding under his desk because he is about to Get It from like six other admirals because sabo went on a bender. again. everyone and their mama being like "garp GET your fucking family." garp like, "they don't bite." except they do. and garp is about to get strangled. garp shows up on the grandline hair a mess, coat askew, on the verge of chainsmoking with bogard fanning him like a egyptian empress to ask luffy to tone it the fuck down because garp has been experiencing a very concentrated amount of hostility in the workplace and goddammit luffy. he does in fact start crashing at zeff's because he finally got in a bitchfight with sengoku and almost damaged the structural integrity of the marines. dragon's ass rocks up one day all like "howya doing popssss" and garp is deadpan i should have strangled you at birth. zeff finds this all as funny as hell.
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lockree · 8 months
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"perfectly aged and ready to be enjoyed" uh ... well ... ok?? what's going on i love it
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mel-kusanagi · 1 month
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compliments to the chef 👨‍🍳💕
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luxthestrange · 6 months
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OP Incorrect quotes#16 You both have a type-
Can y'all imagine...out of garps kids...You're the one who found out first...Your Grandpa is dating...Your Hot French crewmate Dad...and you and Zeff have a Gumball and Patrick Fitzgerald from tawog relationship...
Zeff*Being an overprotective father*-You're not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him...END OF STORY
Y/n:So why dont you give a cha-
Zeff*Slams door on your face*
Kinda thing...Look he knows Luffy is Garp's grandbaby....he didn't know... you're Garp's adopted grandbaby too-
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Y/n*Came to Pay Zeff a visit to ask him again...respectfully to let you date his son...but saw...your grandpa and him ...oddly groomed and their the only ones in the restaurant*...You're both dressed up?......
Y/n*Is connecting the dots and eyes squint between the two*...WAIT*Cringed out face and shaking head backing away*....
Garp*Looking flustered and coughs into a fist, avoiding eye contact*...
Zeff*Also avoiding eye contact*...
Y/n*Gags and looks at the two in disbelief*...Were you two on a date?
Garp:....It was a platonic companion outing...
Y/n: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?!
Garp: I DONT KNOW!?-HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT IM LYING!?
Y/n: YOU ARE LYING TO ME!!!*looks still weirded out at the two*...A weird lie but it's still a lie!!!... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOOKING UP WITH MY GRANPA!?*looks at zeff*Wait is that why you don't like me?...
Zeff:....YOU'RE HIS GRANKID TOO!?
Garp*Now the ones who is confused*Wait what's happening?...
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....How awkward is it to find your gruffy grandpa...has been hooking up with your crush dad-
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naniguini · 8 months
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One of the most noticeable changes between manga and LA regarding Zeff is that manga Zeff heavily discourages Sanji's flirting methods, but in the LA we can infer he's the one Sanji got them from because of the way he seduced Garp.
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blacklegsanjiii · 13 days
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Hello! I LOVE your different headcannons for Sanji. If your accepting request, can you do one where Zeff and Garp are like old rivals/lovers, where Garp brings Luffy, Ace, and Sabo to the Baratie just to see Zeff. But unbeknownst to Garp, the ASL trio meets Sanji and have a childhood sweethearts moment (ASL Trio x Sanji). Garp just laughs and Zeff is modified that his own eggplant managed to pull 3 boys.
Zeff and Garp have been rivals and lovers since the dawn of time. Garp will come around when they're younger and tell him about his battles with Roger and White Beard and the parties after. Of course nothing compares to his time with Zeff. Nothing.
Zeff always gives him that unimpressed look as he feeds Garp and then suddenly be in the marines lap and held and cooed over as Zeff cursed him to hell and back. Garp always laughed at that. Then when Baratie opens and Garp meets Sanji, Garp says he'll be back.
He comes back a week later with three kids entow. Zeff pinches the bridge of his nose as they're all introduced. Sanji is staring at them before shrugging and going to the kitchen but he's caught and told to go play. Sanji is utterly confused as he's hauled away by the other kids. Also yeah, Sabo is Sanji's first kiss. Ace uses Sanji as a pillow and carries him all the time, Luffy is holding Sanji's hands all the time. ASL is constantly hanging off Sanji somehow someway in that childhood love type of way.
Zeff is glaring at Garp who is laughing so hard like a year or two later when ASL all say they're dating Sanji and Sanji is just there, trying to get to the kitchen to avoid this conversation. Zeff tells his son he's too pretty for his own good and Sanji looks affronted at that. Garp places a big kiss to Zeff's cheek and Zeff smacks the shit out of Garp.
Tell me he wouldn't.
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punkclownfreak · 5 months
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complete guide to this freaks favorite one piece ships, from favorite to least favorite:
ANIME
namivivi- on top. soulmates. they’re the lesbians ever i adore them they’re WIVES
acesan- really cute, they had a few flirty moments in the alabasta arc and i really really love them
zolu: adorable. i love them. they’re so so cute and zoro is such a guard dog boyfriend they’re adorable
sanji x usopp: kinda a rare pair, but i think they’re pretty cute. sanji always seems to take care of usopp and i like them
zosan: honestly, it’s not my favorite, but they do have their moments where there’s a lot of chemistry/tension
LIVE ACTION (fav to least fav)
kobylu- adorable. there’s so many moments where i was so sure that they were about to kiss. they’re literally so cute i adore them
kaya x usopp- soulmate level connection. they were so cute it drives me insane, i need more of them IMMEDIATELY
nami x kaya- i love them, they had so much chemistry, they’re so cute they’re so gay
zolu- zoro being a devoted first mate/boyfriend as usual
zosan- pretty cute, i loved their competitiveness
garp x zeff- kinda cute. kinda gay, i liked them. they definitely both had a thing with gold roger
koby x helmeppo- i. hate. helmeppo. but they’re kinda cute.
in opla i kinda see the straw hats as less shippable with each other. zoro nami and usopp are so siblings to me, and nami usopp and luffy are also siblings, so i don’t really like the whole straw hat polycule ship, but i’m not completely against it. i just did this for fun :)
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little-bumblebeeee · 5 months
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bad-op-fic-ideas · 3 months
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(024) Due to [plot device/s], Garp winds up at the Baratie, immediately getting into a fight with one of the chef's and breaking at least two tables in the process. This, of course, pisses off the owner, Zeff, who gives the marine a piece of his mind in the form of a kick in the ass.
And thus begins the romance between two old men with far too much time on their hands and far too little shame.
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almond-tofu-chan · 3 months
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hey quick question for one piece fans- are they this fruity in the actual show???
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because like….. i just wanted to know……..
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takaraphoenix · 8 months
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Me, after I finished the live action One Piece:
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redpool · 6 months
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My sister is not happy with me making everything gay.
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captaindysdexic · 8 months
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Genuinely can't stop thinking about Zeff x Garp. It just makes so much sense in my head.
It's canon TO ME.
Edit: that would technically make Sanji Luffy's uncle???
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mel-kusanagi · 5 days
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a quick lil soft and wholesome drawing of them for today 🤲💞
based on this tweet!
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piratingsoup · 6 months
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So that steak date huh
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