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in the season 3 finale geralt gets beaten up so bad he becomes australian
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xejune · 7 months
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hooked and caught 🎣
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queercodedlunatic · 16 days
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Finally get to use this art in my fic
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lakka-arts · 9 months
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“Easy,” the White Wolf rumbled, a warm hand settling on his shoulder to steady him. Dandelion stared at him with wide, nervous eyes. The Wolf removed his hand and pulled the large swatch of fabric slung over his other arm open. A moment later, Dandelion found himself wrapped in a large quilt. He made a confused noise as the Wolf lifted him into the air like a child. One of those rough, warm hands landed gently on the back of his head. Dandelion quickly found himself in the unique position of having his face tucked into the White Wolf’s neck. He swallowed heavily. “Someone get the door,” the Wolf ordered.
i made a drawing.
hi, this is your sign to read @yellowspiralbound's warlord!geralt fic These Rivers Run, which i am currently in the process of rereading and i am having the Time Of My Life (/pos). It's a really good gerlion fic that goes by book!canon and even better! it involves the hanza with one of the greatest characterizations I've seen <33
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teatitty · 2 months
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Geralt being like "what do you MEAN you don't like giving blowjobs it's the best thing EVER!!!" and Dandelion has to explain why Dick In Mouth is a Bad Feeling
POV you're two autistics with wildly different experiences and boundaries trying to communicate without modern terminology which means you are mostly bickering about useless shit for hours, like the proper way to run a bath because neither of you can stand the cold but one of you likes to soak and the other prefers a pampering but there's only one bath and you have to share
Then another time you find out your new companion hates eating the fat off his meat but you adore it [Geralt hates the fat on his lamb or beef or pork because it's too chewy] so now he wordlessly cuts it off and puts it on your plate in exchange for your carrots which are just too mushy for you
And on and on it goes until you blink and it's been a decade or more and you find yourself wordlessly doing things to accomodate these differences even when your companion isn't with you because you're so used to the routine and you're hit with a fleeting, affectionate longing anytime you notice what you've done
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bilberry-jam · 11 months
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Could someone please recommend me geralt/dandelion fics pretty pls. I am in desperate need of them rn ;-;
(Idm if they’re platonic or romantic pairing!)
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hanzajesthanza · 1 year
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geralt: hey dandelion. do you want some of this [offers kebab]
dandelion: no thanks, i’m not hungry. . .
geralt:
geralt: . . . tellico! 😠 stop pretending to be dandelion! change back into biberveldt 😑
dudu: . . . [sighs] fine 🙄 [turns back into dainty]
geralt: so. . . if you’re here, then where the hell is dandelion?!
dudu: don’t get your knickers in a twist, witcher. he’s off seducing that pretty blonde from the market stall.
geralt: . . . sure. but why, then—
dudu: he didn’t want you to be lonely when he was away, so he asked me to step in for a bit. [turns back into dandelion] and i was doing a pretty bang-up job too! 😌
geralt: . . . 🥺
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witchertits · 2 years
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Once again coping with the fact that 1. I’m bad at remembering that I should write for myself because I enjoy it and not just for validation, and 2. I also gotta remember that pretty much all my fics and art are for less popular characters/ships which just means they’re gonna get less attention🤷🏽
Just makes me kinda sad sometimes, but it also makes me adore the few of y’all that put out for the less popular characters of a franchise even more🥺❤️
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benevolenterrancy · 2 years
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I finally finished a Witcher fanfiction I’ve been poking at for over a year! Woohoo! A mermaid!au that was inspired by a kinkmeme prompt and “A Little Sacrifice” from Sword of Destiny.
Dandelion was going to die.
Trapped in a barrel full of fetid water, miles from the coast, with skin that was burning from the over-hot summer sun, this was the most likely outcome. A tragic, far-flung death fit for any one of the more maudlin ballads, a cruel punishment for Dandelion's fascination with the surface world.
And if his slow, painful death hadn't already been assured, the sudden appearance of a witcher on the road, a slayer of creatures like Dandelion, only guaranteed it.
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restless-witch · 2 years
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varieties of exile - indulgent geraskier in drabbles
Witcher 3 + Netflix / This part is rated G / Incomplete
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The first time Jaskier dipped back into their lives is nearly a year after the mountain: Geralt was following word of an elusive royal griffin contract down the Pontar deep in the heat of summer. It was nearing noon and he'd guided Roach to a shaded creek along the road. The two were trying their best to cool off before the worst of the hot sun settled in their bodies, when Geralt became aware of a pageant wagon ambling towards them. 
Well, ambling isn't the right word, because he'd heard it quietly and then far too quickly the cacophony of rehearsing minstrels suddenly filled his senses and his medallion started her quiet hum and he cursed because of whatever fucked up faerie court shit this must be when he tries to be quick and sneak a look at what's actually on the road-
and he sees Jaskier. 
Perched on top of what can only be described as the gaudiest pageant wagon hybrid he can imagine. He's sure it's in fashion somewhere. It's apparently leading the summer caravan of bards and mummers and minstrels and poppet shows from Oxenfurt: Geralt had always idly kept track of their comings and goings to avoid the inevitable headache that followed a town in full drunken swing but he must've forgotten to this year. 
(That's a lie, Jaskier had always kept him apprised of their yearly route. Healthy competition is one thing Geralt, but I'm not about to fight a whole bevy of jugglers for coin.) 
It's an impressive wagon: nearly twelve feet high with what appears to be folded up platforms on each of the long sides. Jaskier is holding court on the bowed roof of it, an umbrella attached to his chair providing shade as he strums his lute and improvises verses- the walking members of the caravan chiming in for the chorus. Along the fairly even road the wagon only sways a little, but it's enough for the golden painted eaves to wink and Geralt feels a vague tinge of worry about a bump in the road throwing the bard to the ground. 
He slinks back to the creek when Roach- that traitor- goes to the road because of course she does because where else does Geralt take her when they hear Jaskier singing in the distance?
Their heads only slip out of the tree line for a moment before Geralt is able to fumble a hand into her reins, but it's enough for Jaskier's sharp eyes to hone in on Geralt.
Jaskier gives the briefest bitter smile and a short wave Geralt almost doesn't catch before he starts in on a verse about some local gossip. The wagon passes and an apple is tossed in their direction from on high and Geralt knows he's the only one who hears- it's so good to know you're well, Roach.
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A/N - there’s 100% going to be more written, about 5k more already, I’m mostly posting to make myself write more. lemme know if you like my vibes <3 it’ll encourage me to bang out more of this 
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queercodedlunatic · 1 year
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~*~ A new chapter, finally. ~*~
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lakka-arts · 1 year
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      “This is so beautiful, Geralt,” Dandelion gushes, flinging his hair back in a wet spray that hits Geralt in the face. “Oh, sorry!” 
      The witcher chuckles and wipes the water out of his eyes.
      “I thought you’d appreciate it,” he says. After a moment of hesitation, he reaches out and tucks a stray strand of wet hair behind Dandelion’s ear. 
      “And you said you found this only a day or two ago?”
      “Yeah.”
      Dandelion sighs happily and reaches up, wrapping his wet arms around Geralt’s neck so he can place a cold and watery kiss on his lips.
hi. i. i read @eredins-a-king-aint-he's gerlion fic. and its. wah. and its soooo adorable. everyone should read it actually. and this image spawned in my head and Refused to leave so I am Showing it to Everyone.
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jaskierswolf · 2 years
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I’m in the mood for some enby Jask or Dandelion fluff. Does anyone has any recs?
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teatitty · 2 months
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Title/Link: A Wiser Man; A Better Man Rating: Gen Warning: None Pairing: Geralt & Dandelion, Geralt/Dandelion Additional Tags: Developing Friendships, Pre-Relationship, Queerplatonic Relationships, Aromantic Jaskier | Dandelion, Banter, Sharing a Bed, Jaskier | Dandelion Has Abandonment Issues Word Count: 3.3K
Summary/Preview:
Their acquaintance starts like this: Dandelion is lonely. He has been lonely for a very long time. He wonders how long Geralt of Rivia will allow him to stay.
A/N: Can you believe I've already finished a second Witcher fic? Oops!
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bilberry-jam · 11 months
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So apparently I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote a gerlion fic and then went back to sleep again. I absolutely dread to open up that file and find out what I wrote.
Apparently I was also fairly content with it. Interesting…
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