Oh yeah? Well I think we oughta build nuclear power plants ON public transportation
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bf: do you want to do something tonight?
me: like what?
bf: i don’t know, like hurt me really badly?
😘 @hardcoreangelx
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I play rock paper scissors and win every time. How? By being stupid. While my opponent is wracking their brain trying to predict my next move, I'm not thinking at all. I'm just playing rock three times in a row because it's the biggest and toughest choice, and I win every time.
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If you had any idea how creepily long and often I've wanted to know what this secret tattoo was and he had the camera zoom in - god is real
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I'm sorry but it's funny to me as an asexual with a kink to treat it like a regular activity and schedule it.
If I just dont think about The Thing then The Feeling goes away so I just schedule a lil time where I get to indulge and have fun and then it's like dusting myself off going "okay no more of that I have a resume to make now"
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RIP to everyone who got into dunmeshi because they thought it was free of sin or whatever. I got into it because I saw that panel of Laios and the Winged Lion and thought it was so hot I lost control of myself and next thing I knew I had binged the whole manga.
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Whyyy are people so upset about MKulia possibly becoming enemies next season. YOU GUYS enemies -> friends -> enemies -> lovers pipeline HELLOO????
Yeah I need a bit more fighting and arguing before my smooch. But that’s just me personally
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i have been every type of sibling at some point in my life and i think that explains why i am the way i am lmao
for the first 10 years of my existence, i was the youngest child. i had one brother who was 5 years older than me.
then my sister came along, and suddenly i was the middle child despite being the youngest for over half of my childhood at this point. so i spent my tween and teen years as the middle (and still am)
however. my brother is disabled. he has always struggled with stuff, dropped out of college, doesnt have a job, barely leaves the house. its not his fault at all and i really feel for him, he got screwed over by the system. but this has meant that as the next oldest child, i took over a lot of the responsibility in the house, such as chores and babysitting my sister, and i ended up doing a lot of the 'oldest sibling milestones' first like being the first to get a job, the first to go to university, the first to move out, etc.
so this means that i kinda take on the role of the oldest sibling a lot of the time, even though im technically not.
and to top it all off, both of my siblings are my half-siblings. they live with me, we grew up together, but they have different dads to me and each other. but we all share a mum. so when i go to my dads house, im an only child.
all this to say. its me. im siblings georg. my life is wild when i think about it lmao
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"D&D 4e was so difficult to design for!"
Skill issue.
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i’ve matched with a 40 year old woman i’m going to have the sexting of my life
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