#getting jumpscared by that ass

[thirstyvampyr]

An ode to Barry's ass

#barry keoghan #an ode to.. #bk movies #bk nude #bk shoots #getting jumpscared by that ass #barry's fat ass: an exhibit #Double cheeked up #on a Thursday afternoon #hella ass #the sun is still out #my nigga #it really says something when the dude is fully nude but all i can see is that ass #ill never shut up about it #i want it served on a plate hannibal style and motorboat it #biting chunks off it #i bet if you smacked it the shockwave would cause a tsunami in japan #really sad i cant grow a penis cuz id grab those cheeks firmly and dry hu- *gunshot*

[thechaoticdruid]

Astarion's butt.

That's it, that's the post.

#Think I mentioned before I was an ass woman #I keep getting jumpscared by Astarion dick picks on this sight but no butt appreciation #I will not stand for it! #asstarion #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #astarion romance #astarion x reader #write me fanfic where Tav is an ass lover #PLEASE #shitpost #hornyposting

[howdydopillar]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE STARLINGS CAN MFING JUMP??????????????????

#THESE BITCHES CAN JUMP. IM SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED NOW. #I TRIED TO SEE IF NATHAN COULD JUMP BUT HE GOT STUCK LMFAO 😭😭😭😭… #AND THEN GARY LITERALLY CAME OVER AND JUMPED. I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO HARD. #I GENUINELY LOVE THIS GAME. IT MAY GET ME WITH ITS JUMPSCARE AND SCARY MOMENTS BUT I LOVE IT ALL #shipwrecked64 #shipwrecked 64 #dawgs the original post I made of this video wouldn’t let me fix the tags 😭😭 #shipwrecked 64 spoilers

[running-tweezers]

We love watching Milo play horror games. But imagine if you will (and even if you won’t)

Milo and Sweetheart going through a haunted house

#sweetheart would be laughing their ass off watching him get jumpscared at every turn #he definitely tries to square up with a zombie at one point #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

[chasing-kitsune]

The funniest boss in ffxiv is this Fairy from the Aloalo Variant Dungeon who has a gun and uses blue mage spells

#ffxiv #It's a good game #Machinist jumpscares never get old #Shout out to Fel for running this with me and seeing this insane ass boss

[dedmau]

barbie girl in his barbie world

#the band ghost #tbh ghoul #surprise insect jumpscare #someone else said shark so i went with fairy #i havent finished the others i dont have the time atm so we just get the one for now #work has been beating my ASS

[wraithsoutlaws]

no problem with sex and violence in media my real issue is with how comfortable people are showing puke shots :ratscream:

#WHOM WANTS TO SEE THIS??? WHOM????????? #a character pukes okay fine. WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHOW ME THE VOMIT??? whatever nasty ass chewed food yogurt that poor actor was sipping on #makes me FUCKING QUEASY its so gross i hate it so much and i stg it happens all the time getting jumpscared by vomit everywhere #contrary to certain opinions sex and violence can absolutely serve important functions in a narrative #BUT WHAT INFORMATION AM I GETTING BY A CLOSE UP OF SOMEONES FUCKING VOMIT I HATE YOU #okay sorry im normal again

[smittyw]

wip lineup of my dumdums if they went and had a delicious meal (in the dungeon)

more ladies are on the way whenever my brain starts working again, but these are the first three to join the party chronologically. they will have names, probably..

#dungeon meshi #ocs #no id #my notifs finally died down after the falin jumpscare so this is a gift for the dunmeshers who followed recently #i came up w an entire au for this and tabled it as i am known to do .... i rly like to think abt it tho #nat #frederick #qamar #<- their normal ass names not what im gonna be calling them here Sorry. #unless i get lazy 🤡

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

AG: I'm gonna confiscate that stupid puppet from you, give it here ♏️(<-ooc: imagine this is the mind control thing. she is attempting to make him hand over the puppet.)

-@poorlydrawnvriska

#davesprite #homestuck #shitty davesprite daily #vriska #//get her ass #[fnaf 2 jumpscare sound]

[tryingtostaysilly]

Groundbreaking! This man fights against gay stereotypes by having dogshit fashion sense.

#got jumpscared with this looking at some of the Milgram collab art #Geto Suguru MC Hammer looking ass pants #he looks like he's about to tell you to go to his soundcloud link in the description #pulled some plastic bags over his legs and called it a day #Hinako definitely picked his outfits out for him when she was alive cause what is this #he looks like a fuckign triangle I can't get over it #and his fucking face aswell this gay old man I swear #I need to pelt him with sticks and pebbles #I need to throw tomatos at him #milgram #milgram project #kazui mukuhara #milgram kazui

[letdibtravel]

Put him in Nny's house lol

Nny's House, JTHM

Bonus because I misread nny for squee

#I got jumpscared by an ad that just had a picture of a girls ass like 8 or 9 times when getting these screenshots #And it stayed there for like 3 seconds so I just had to stare at the girls ass #invader zim dib #dib #dib iz #dib membrane #dib membrane iz #iz dib #dib invader zim #invader zim #iz dib membrane #invaderzim

[ink-yy]

Inkyy, as an adult who is very concerned. Please eat some actual food. Sweets and candy are not food. They do not provide your body anything. You mentioned something about there only being ingredients for bigger meals but that is still food. You can still eat that like veggies and fruits. Don't make yourself suffer

!!!!

#yay asks #THANK YOU FOR THE MOTOVISTION #MY IRON DEFICE T ASS CAN BARELT GET UP!!! #ask to tag #sorry for hand jumpscare im pale as a ghost

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Psst...

IT'S WES BORLAND WEDNESDAY

#but y'all already knew that😉 #always gotta throw in a jumpscare-Wes every now and then to test the reflexes #you never know when he's gonna just appear out in the wild and you need to be prepared #I need you folks to stay sharp in front of his motherfucker if you wanna make it out alive and not a melted puddle of piss on the floor #and if you act quick you can get the “Wes Borland Jumpscare Masterclass” 5-DVD boxset hosted by none other than yours truly #just dial 000-LIMP #(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE ASS NUMBER AND THERE AIN'T NO DAMN DVD BOXSET. DON'T BE GULLIBLE. IT'S JUST A HAHA JOKE FOR THE TAGS. #I just had to say that because you never know (le sigh) #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #Wesley giving me that WAP on Wes Borland Wednesday #down the rabbit hole

[hydrachea]

Your best bet against a Stellaron Hunter is another one.

#and yes i did win the fight #no teammates? no problem #no elemental advantage? no problem #fucker was tough but I WAS TOUGHER #lore accurate blade (refusing to die) #i fully thought i'd have to give it a second try and run you know more sustain than just my poor lynx #and then blade did what he did best and just kept on fighting #*slaps his ass* this suicidal edgelord can fit so much self-sustain in him #ult heals brings you to 50% hp so if you're below it's a heal. follow-up attack is a heal. #GOD i love blade #he might be outdamaged by a lot of dps characters out there but his survivability is so much better #which generally isn't my strategy of choice (i'm more 'it can't hurt you if it's dead') #but when you get jumpscared by a new boss you know nothing about like here #well it's very nice to have someone who can tank the hits and chip away at the hp bar #hsr #ray's records #hsr spoilers #honkai star rail spoilers #penacony spoilers #for the sake of clarity this is a real achievement but it has absolutely nothing to do with this fight so don't worry #though when/if sam gets released as a boss in the simulated universe or something there might be achievements then

[luvsavos]

my sleep paralysis demon is real and it's called sahvyt

#mar.txt #dauntless #dauntless game #phoenix labs #sahvyt #idk what tags exist for dauntless #shitpost #the first time i fought sahvyt the vocals kicked in and my mh brain went 'haha oh no vocals mean im going to get my ass kicked' #and i was right #i STILL cannot fight sahvyt worth a shit because im too busy panicking over how fast it is #it Scares Me #also doesn't help that i keep accidentally running into it because i'll be wandering around without paying attention to where i'm going #and then i get jumpscared by the theme kicking in and it booking it at me full speed #banger fight theme tho it reminds me of white fatalis' and nergigante's themes #dauntless has lots of good bugs

[poppy-metal]

okay i cant contain it any longer if ur team jeremiah u SUCK this is a CONRAD lover account. my man has done NOTHING wrong and i literally cannot wait till season 3 when belly and jeremiah experience their downfall. i hope i see them both cry and sob and throw up and i hope conrad is thriving in his smart boy college while his brother makes belly miserable while being a hoebag fratboy. 🙏

#poppy speaks #the summer i turned pretty #like u dont understand the deep hatred i hold in my spirit for jeremiah its actually gripped me so tightly #hes a hindrance. a little maggot. a bozo to the most extreme sense of the word #fucking blue ass orbs gojo wannabe jumpscare raggedy anne looking wet mop of a character #he makes me want to get violent oh in praying on his downfall im staying up late into the night in fact wishing for it