#give this man a baby

[peachesofteal]

Simon discovers something unexpected:

Light on masterlist

Simon Riley/female reader (single mom)

The first time Simon meets you, it’s on the rooftop of the apartment building in the middle of the morning.

He’s up here for a smoke, his first in hours, his body anxiously craving the nicotine after sitting on a cramped train for too long after the final debrief. His muscles are sore, stitches in his leg bothering him, mind is exhausted, and all he wants to do is smoke a cigarette and then collapse on the bed inside the flat that he hasn’t seen for months.

When he gets to the roof, after climbing four flights of stairs because the bloody elevator is broken, he’s greeted with two surprises. One, there is a garden up here now, multiple raised beds enclosed in sturdy two by sixes, and two… you are kneeling on the brick between them.

You’re on your knees, digging around, dirt smudged on your clothes, purple garden gloves caked with soil. You’re talking aloud too, rooting around in the plants and singing out names of vegetables and their corresponding colors, occasional pulling something green loose and stuffing it in a bag. He glances around the roof, confused, but sees no one but you, your voice carrying on the wind to where he stands by the clunky metal door.

When he gets closer, he realizes you’re not talking to yourself at all, but to a baby. A tiny baby tucked into a carrier, who’s eyes are wide and somewhat tracking your hand movements while you point to things in the garden bed, in the sky, on the ground.

“And this is a parsnip.” You say, brushing some rust-colored earth from the root and turning it in your hand. “They’re not very tasty raw but aren’t terrible cooked.” The baby watches you in awe, little feet and arms kicking and swinging while you smile and nod at them, like you think they understand anything you’ve just said. “Yeah! A parsnip!” You’re smiling, your face is bloody radiant as you nod down to the baby, one of your hands rubbing dirt from your skin onto your pants before you’re reaching out to grab a cloth from the baby’s lap and mopping up something on their chin. The action causes you to shift, your head turning enough to catch him in your peripherals, body tensing like you’ve been frozen, shoulders raising under your ears before you loosen and relax, squinting up at him in the sun. “Hi.” You blink, glancing back down to the carrier. “I uh, didn’t realize anyone else was up here.” He swallows, trying to give you a response, brain fracturing at the seam as it frantically attempts to recall words, civilian words like hello, or hi, or sorry. It’s difficult, because he’s a little distracted by how the light refracting in your eyes, the way it’s shining on your skin and hair, bathing you in the early morning glow like you’re some sort of angel. He’s still a few feet away, but he thinks he can see entire universes in your irises, every color ever imagined shimmering in the rays of the sun.

His brain finally catches up, and his mouth thankfully remembers how to form words.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to disturb you.” He’s polite and you shrug, nodding to your little companion.

“You’re not disturbing us. We were just harvesting some vegetables.” You smile brightly, casually stripping off the gloves while you rock up from your knees into a standing position. If the mask bothers you, you don’t outwardly show it, and your posture is relaxed when stand in front of him. “Isn’t that right, Emmaline?” You coo down to the baby, who wiggles in her carrier as a response, face lighting up at the sound of your voice, or her name. He’s not sure. Do you live here? Are you… her mum? The babysitter? Who are you?

You give him a once over, briefly, and he watches your smile shift from genuine to forced when your eyes land on his hands. The smokes. He’s holding a pack of cigarettes in one hand, and you clear your throat, brushing some dirt off the front of your clothes. “We were actually just finishing up.” You bend at the waist to pull the carrier into the crook of your elbow, supporting its weight with your hip, and slide the handles of the bag full of green things onto your opposite shoulder. “Roof’s all yours.” He feels a pang of regret, like he doesn’t want you to go, the sentiment unnatural to him, unsettling. You obviously live in the building, he thinks. But where? Do you lug that carrier up and down the steps all the time, just to get up here? He frowns.

“I can wait.” He tries to stop you, guilt running thick in his veins, and you shake your head.

“It’s lunchtime anyway.” You incline your head to little Emmaline, who’s face is growing a little scrunchy, like she’s upset, and he swallows.

“Alright, then.” You give him another nod, and head off towards the door. He grits his teeth, fingers tensing around the thin carboard in his hand, the little box holding his salvation safely in its grasp, but his eyes slide to where you walk away, and he can’t help but notice the way the carrier lightly bumps against your hips as they sway. Bloody hell.

#peaches writes #light on #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #female reader #give this man a baby #please

[hsonlyangelxo]

This is so cute uff I need him to become a Papa

#harry styles #dadrry #i'm going to cry #give this man a baby

[javierpena-inatacvest]

Chapter 14 Update!

Okay, made a good amount of progress today on Chapter 14 (Imma say we're like halfway done?) and lemme tell you... The Uncle Javi and Olivia/Osita's nieces and nephews content is 😫🤌🏻 I'm making myself SICK ugh he's gonna be the best dad, I am dying to give these two a baby but this'll do for now omfg I CANT 😭😭😭

#I need dad!Javi deep in my BONES #GIVE THIS MAN A BABY

[f1obseseedgirlie]

https://instagram.com/stories/charles_leclerc/3204193939645061593?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

#f1 #charles leclerc #this is so cute #give this man a baby #the way he holds her aaah ....

[aterfish]

Good thing it was a short spin

#thank u haunting heroes discord server for giving me ideas #again #so soon #and its a animation??? in color??? #i saw the prompt and did it in 3h #you could say i was like... possesed #danny phantom #phandom #dp #ater art #lbm dp #little baby man #i love you you noodle boy #ater babbling at 2 am #animation #no lbm was harmed in making this post

[gerrysroots]

Tmagp 5 statement giver is so incredibly dumb he's like the anti Joshua Gillespie

#tmagp spoilers #tmagp #sorry baby but walking in an empty theatre for a sketchy horror give away what the hell were you expecting man cmon #the magnus protocol #tma #joshua gillespie #mag 2 #tmagp 5

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 113

“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.

“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel. 

“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…” 

“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins. 

“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #Danny & Ellie fell into this world during an invasion were very scared #Latched onto the first semi-ecto contaminated person they found #Bruce gives off slight ghost vibes and feels safe so they aren't letting go any time soon #Could be Superbat might not up to yall lol #Batman is just staring down at the small children who have latched onto his leg and are crying #Look the man is a dad and a hero and isn't going to leave the kids there #It's also highly concerning when he finds out they're not in the system #And their DNA is only half human with the rest being... something who knows #Apparently he's adopted a pair of half aliens but that's not going to stop him #“I could take them if you need-” #“No they're my babies now no takes backs”

[sketchsmack]

He’s feeding.

#sketchsmack art #dungeon meshi #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #senshi fanart #poor widdle baby #poor widdle divorced man #he needs his sippies #he needs his sippies and daddy will give

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

i'm... *inhales* happy you're happy

bullshit detector: BEEP

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #samama khalid #no fr why is he such a bitch in this scene. she's not even being unprofessional #i get that sam might want to set some boundaries but good god man you could've been a little gentler #alice baby you don't deserve this. come here let me give you a hug and smooches you don't need him

[piratefishmama]

Lil Prince Steven going on an impromptu very unexpected adventure during an outing with his parents where he followed a weird bug too far into the woods and got a little lost only to come face to face with a very awkward, very lost, and very frightened little black dragon, just a bit bigger than he is, hiding in a much too small for it bush.

the adventure is Steve accompanying the little dragon to find his (steve discovers this through this little dragon, who he also discovers is called Eddie, being very talkative once he feels he's safe) guardian, an exhausted elder dragon currently turning over every tree and pile of rocks he can find looking for his little escape artist rascal of a nephew.

#Steddie #they meet again years down the line #when Eddie's an adult and can shift into a more 'human' state #and Steve can get all hot under the collar for this handsome dragon man #maybe they kiss about stuff #y'know #just Steddie things #Baby dragon Eddie just adding years to Wayne's life #out here giving him gray scales!!

[hamburgernotsohelpful]

It’s giving “Bitch I’m a Mother, No drama” or “It’s My Dad, Thank you to my Dad”

Say what you want but that man is a FATHER

#fionna campbell #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna the human #adventure time fionna #fionna and cake #finn the human #baby finn #adventure time marceline #Fionna and Simon #this man is a father #they better this man a card for Father’s Day #bitch I’m a mother no drama #adventure time father Simon #this man got 4 kids #cake the cat #give him his flowers #give him all the awards #adventure time baby Finn

[dreamydeathiscomingforya]

I can’t believe I just made a full fledge comic just for Damian calling Bruce old

Also @tourettesdog you’re little guy is wonderful and I want to give him a little squeeze

#little baby man #dp art #danny phantom #he’s a menace #Damian would adopt him the minute he see him #he is evil and I wanna give him a squeeze #damain wayne #bruce wayne #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover

[eggydaxy]

various sillyposting + floating Tomas head

#tomas vrbada #smoke mk #johnny cage #mk #mortal kombat #ugly ass cassie baby #that man did in fact give birth #my art #fan art

[sunsetcurveauto]

cannot emphasize how much i love that carmen anthony berzatto goes by carmy. yes he went to culinary school in new york yes he worked at french laundry and noma yes he earned a michelin star yes he was chef of the year yes someone needs to get him a fucking sharpie that fucking works. but also. thats carmy <3

#carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear fx #the bear spoilers #the bear fx spoilers #(just in case) #like. thats bear <3 #baby berzatto. kid brother #but i would 100% cry if i was in the kitchen with him #duality of man #also it gives the same vibes as 'kermy' #tina talks

[couch-house]

it is with a heavy heart i must announce the fankid-enjoyer has made another fankid 😔 this is comet... ive been playing with him for a while. he's a couple years younger than johnny jr and umm well I'll tell you more about him later. when i post the other pile of drawings i have of him.

#hey did you know you should never make a fan character as a joke or a funny even a little #and you DEFINITELY shouldnt entertain doodling a little design for them and you should NEVER give them a name #bc then youre just going to be attached and youre gonna have to be like man... now ive gotta raise this fankid... #the original doodle on the side of a canvas is from the end of MAY... #these are just from the last month tho. started actually iterating his design. so u see the differences #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic oc #stc #sonic the comic #exit sonic #johnny jr #knuckles the echidna #sonknux #id in alt text #comet #see the issue and problem here is that this is baby 2. once i post this u r going to see too much of him #tho i think baby would kill comet immediately so bad. no contest. #comet is niceys baby LOVES k*lling #okay.... bye

[samglyph]

I hate to remind you guys but Arthur isn’t an old man he’s like. 32. That’s the average age of like. A dropout cast member. Do you know how many twitch streamers are in their 30s. How many podcasters. He shouldn’t be in the hell pit he should be on game changer.

#malevolent #that’s a joke do not let this man on a game show #people keep calling him an old man or saying people are drawing him to young but again! #he’s pretty young! the only thing that might make him look older is the horrors and the alcoholism #also as a person in my twenties who regularly gets mistaken for a high school freshman #I give permission for people to draw anybody as baby faced as they want. it’s representation #(that’s also a joke) #malevolent podcast