#glorious potato

[bailey6too6bailey]

"Couch Potato"

Bailey Jay

#trans goddess #bailey jay #drop dead gorgeous #specs appeal #glorious cleavage #beauty of the bulge #couch potato #truly scrumptious

[d-caryophyllus]

BENEDICT BRIDGERTON WWII AU MOODBOARD Inspired by @fayes-fics When The World Is Free

I have no words to express how much I adored this story so I made a moodboard! Hopefully this can convey all my love for this fic ♥️

#my moodboards #benedict bridgerton moodboard #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton moodboard #benedict bridgerton visuals #benedict bridgerton x reader #world war ii au #bridgerton #this is the longest moodboard i’ve ever made #i used many images from The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society movie because they fit so well #and there are some similarities between the two stories if you think about it #i’m guessing that people who fancast lily james as sophie will appreciate this #i also used images from red joan and glorious 39 #and making noise quietly <3

[6cunning6linguist6]

"Couch Potato"

Kaitlyn Siragusa

#glorious cleavage #kaitlyn siragusa #truly scrumptious #couch potato #amouranth

[wooshofficial]

Becoming a teacher is becoming a mother of your craft I think

#woosh quotes themself #teaching #I have an explanation for this. however I cannot fully process my thoughts rn #had to put my hand in the mashed potatoes to pick out this glorious thought

[thewinedarksea]

dnd characters: ori’s gods

a god of a sunken isle. a goddess of a lost realm. a god brought by a boy and forgotten by him, who still burns hot around the wick of his name. a vein without a body alone alone alone and a swarm of fireflies and a finger itching for a scale to tip and a spider waiting in her web of silver. they are all of them hungry. they are all of them yearning to go back out into that wide, wonderful, wicked world and find new followers. 

ori takes them. 

ori bears them. 

#fun fact! not pictured is the spider; she becomes the god of rivka's mother and brings about the abandonment and subsequent warlockship/rise #to power/friendship with zahara. yes anna and i are just fucking tossing characters and lore back and forth like hot potatoes to spin this #web yes it is glorious #but she is gone by campaign start and thus does not earn a place #anyways!! i couldn't share these names for WEEKS i have been in HELL have my children #arienrel is from another verse of mine #all the other's i made up for this campaign bringing my lore for this campaign to: 8 gods; a godly city; a river; several areas; a new #subclass; another godly city.... #ty anna for not killing me on the spot #in order: life / tempest / grave / trickery / life / twilight domains #dnd #mine #* #my ocs

[alittlepawblog]

Hadley Fraser, The Lehman Trilogy Press Night, 2023.

#hadley fraser #the lehman trilogy #mayer lehman #and a whole bunch of other characters #the potato #the beard need their own praise #glorious glorious beard #the man just need to sleep #3hrs play is not an easy defeat

[polaroidcats]

If you had to only eat one food/type of food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

❤️🍀

definitely POTATOES!!! I mean, if I had to ONLY eat potatoes for the rest of my life, that wouldn't be a very nutritionally balanced diet but it would be a very very tasty diet so I'm okay with that. Potatoes are so versatile, there are 100000 different ways you can prepare them and they're all delicious!!!

send me asks if you want!

#thanks for sending me an ask lovely!! <3 #food #potatoes #i feel very strongly about potatoes apparently lol!! #ask game #about me #had 2 different types of potato based foods for dinner tonight it was glorious #because I made Bratkartoffeln idk how to translate them #but i also had a little bit of leftovers from a veggie casserole from yesterday that also had potatoes among lots of other veggies #so all in all a very good very potato-based dinner #ok im done now #potato blogging #that is so not a real hashtag but i still love it

[machinavocis]

whenever i get home from any trip lasting over 48ish hours, zephyr is Very Mad and immediately wants to give me a cat lecture about how mad he is.

(how to give a cat lecture: 1. refuse to nose-boop hello to the outstretched human hand, 2. keep out of human arm reach, 3. hold unblinking accusatory eye contact, and 4. underscore your disappointment with several of those snappy Condescending Irritation Meows. just so the human understands the scope of their betrayal.)

..but then he's also just super excited that i'm actually home, so he has an equally strong desire to just move right onto aggressively headbutting all his pent-up affection directly into my shins.

now imagine all these big contradictory Cat Feelings are crammed into a smol grape brain with the object permanence of a fluffy goldfish and the problem-solving skills of a creature who once trapped himself in a kitchen drawer while attempting an ill-advised late-night treat bag heist.

end result: zephyr spent like the first 10 minutes after i walked through the door happily rubbing his face on me, demanding forehead scratches, etc, but then stopping every 5 seconds to glare at me and go "MAAH. MAAAAH. MAH."

#WELCOME BACK HUMAN SO HAPPY YOU'RE HOME BUT ALSO YOU TRAITOR GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. #thankfully my crimes were eventually forgiven & once again i am graced by the glorious feline lap potato

[glorious-poetato]

Look guys it's a glorious potato I made!!! Also new pfp!!!

#glorious potato 🥔

[catholicjinx]

I just saw a potato soup thirst trap and it made me think of you

somany people are thinkign of me tonight. that is me. btw.

#POTATO SOUP MY LITERAL BELOVED #augh. ive had no appetite for days but potato soup sounds fucking Glorious rn #asks #ezra 🪦

[mearcatsreturns]

I truly love the innovation that comes from “I need to use these leftovers/groceries and I want to do so in a minimal amount of time”

#I made this spicy chicken thing? and poured it over coarsely mashed potatoes #it has turned into a glorious stew #food

[bailey6too6bailey]

"Couch Potato"

Bailey Jay

#trans goddess #bailey jay #drop dead gorgeous #couch potato #glorious cleavage #hot 💋 #truly scrumptious

[staff]

Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

Tumblr

#boop

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:

woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty

these kids got some ENERGY my goodness

family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor

kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!

hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies

Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife

sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree

Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???

Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected

(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)

4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?

4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch

this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy

rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop

*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*

Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience

take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*

LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!

crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience

mom has a big ass forehead

honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again

help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit

huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok

class trip!

the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening

no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺

i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it

please someone make this small child smile again

oh no the tall child is crying too

i can't take this. my heart can't take this.

i need a drink

small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero

she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised

babe you are FOUR

godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.

Totoro to the rescue!

no wait CATBUS to the rescue!

i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats

i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system

MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.

happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!

ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.

(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)

#mr ghibli please you cannot do this to my heart #totoro #my neighbor totoro #spoilers #? #initially i misspelled Totoro as Tortoro throughout the entire post #i fixed it but dear heavens i was tempted to leave it in. you're WELCOME

[thebongomediaempire]

A whole sweet potato? To share with the wwhole family? Wow, they're gonna be popular.

Well, poular THERE. 🤐

#propaganda #people's democratic republic of north korea #beloved leader #kim jong un #kim jong un wants you #glorious new space pilot training program #in just two days #become a space pilot #get extra sweet potato to share with family #no need to apply #if we want you we will come and get you #2024 bongo's nifty propaganda poster #no rights reserved #charles bongo garrett

[red-hemlock]

@king-crane started following you!

"Oh yes, they're quite dead." The glee in her voice betrays her, apparent even under the mechanical tone of the mask's voice-changer. How pleased she almost seems, standing there amidst a group of fallen people like a crimson idol. Unneeded now, the final spent pen-syringe is pocketed-away safe into a pouch on her belt, and suddenly she's reaching for the face of a woman who was closest. Cradling it, manipulating the wide-eyed and lolling body-part this way and that, almost as if in mockery of it's prone state; of it's vulnerability.

And throughout all this, even as she 'playfully' pats the cheek of the unfortunate lady, River is watching her 'party-crasher' with such unabashed intensity.

"Well... I suppose that's kind-of a teeny-tiny lie, dear... They're not dead yet."

#king-crane #(Hey-ooo!!! Welcome to the Murder Potato Farm you may collect your gift-basket over there.) #(Don't mind her she's just having a moment rn lol.) #(But seriously nice to meet you here's to hopefully many glorious threads in the future! =D)