#god what a jerk

[inkykeiji]

how would your iterations of dabi + tomura handle reader unexpectedly getting her period during sex? my birth control doesn’t stop my period entirely and it makes them erratic and impossible to track. like my ex used to get really mad at me and would just stop everything, send me home and refuse to talk to me. he’d insist i must’ve lied to him because he hated the idea of menstrual blood and didn’t wanna see it or much less touch it😭😭 (ik this is really toxic and shitty of him but i’m just curious to know how your dabi/tomuras would react because as much as they love their reader they’re also kinda scumbags and might also have a negative reaction)

hi hi!!! soooo i am very happy to tell u that literally all of my iterations fucking love period sex (because i love period sex) and, despite their extremely toxic tendencies in other areas of their lives n relationships, would never behave the way your ex behaved. most of them wouldn’t really care if you got your period during sex—that is to say, the majority of them would be indifferent to it in the sense that they would continue fucking you exactly how they were fucking you before, and they would look forward to fucking u again sometime before your period is over (some of them might even tease you a lil like ‘wow baby, i fucked you so hard i made your period come? that’s so hot’ etc). touya-nii & bmb tomura would get even more excited, because they love blood + messy sex. flawless tomura would get more excited as well, but not as excited as tnii and bmb tomu hehe <3

in sum: it really makes no difference to them if it happens during the act of sex itself, and they are more than willing to fuck on your period!

#tw:period sex #cw:period sex #tw:blood #just in case!!!! #u never know what might be triggering to someone #but anYWAYYYYY i fucking love period sex anon fuck ur ex #what a dick >.> #i’m sorry you had to experience that anon bb that really sucks #and it’s really unfair #you have no control over it!!!! #god what a jerk #i hope ur having a good start to your week anon!! #stay safe n drink water!! #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[koolaidashley]

Learning experience ! BOOM 💥💥💥💥

(Og from atla below >>>)

#tmnt #tmnt 04 #04 Leo #04 raph #what a jerk that Leo …..tch #god tumblr rlly killed the quality

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou who makes it a habit of FaceTiming you out of the blue because he’s horny. Your friend group and his own have had to bear witness entirely too many times to answering the phone and he’s exposed somehow—they always just wanna say hi, ask him how his recent mission is going. They learn after enough times, that when he FaceTimes you out of the blue, to steer clear of your phone until you give them the okay. there’s just been too many times with you answering and then screaming to the top of your lungs as you clutch the phone to your chest and tell him that there are people around.

but does that stop him? of course not, the little whore. he’ll call you after he’s gotten out the shower, so his body is still wet and glistening. he’ll call you while he’s away in some other country, with his dick in the camera and a pout on his lips because he misses your stupid face. he’ll call when he’s this close to orgasming, because seeing you will always push him over the edge.

he calls you one day while you’re working at home, typing away at your computer, your phone propped up beside you. you answer without looking at him, smiling, asking how everything’s going so far and it’s not until you look up, when you gasp.

“Katsuki!” You yell, a little giggle tearing through your words in surprise. “What if someone was around? Again?” You ask him, but it’s hard to remember why you’re this upset when he looks so pretty in front of you. He grunts, still jerking his cock as he sits on the edge of the bed, his phone propped up on what you believe a nightstand, as you can see the way his stomach curls in from how raggedly he breathed.

“You’re alone, right?” He asks in a huff, eyebrows screwing up as he takes in your wide eyes and slightly gaping mouth as you stare at his form. You nod absentmindedly, already feeling your inner thighs starting to get slick, shifting a little in your seat.

“Show me a tit, or something. I miss you.” Bakugou mutters, eyebrows pinched as he twists his wrist over his tip before he slides back down his shaft.

“When don’t you wanna see my tits?” You tease him, but oblige, lifting your shirt, eyes rolling slightly at the downright filthy noise that leaves his mouth at the sight. You don’t even have to play with them, just sit them on display and he’s already so quick to burst all over himself.

You take it a step further though, pushing back in your chair until he can see most of your body where you sit, slipping out of your bottoms and underwear until you’re on display for him. You put your knees to your chest before settling back, thighs on either side of the arms as you spread yourself, smiling at him all the while.

“So fuckin’—shit!” He sounds damn near strangled as he cums all over himself, eyes squeezed shut as he jerks at his cock. you can’t help but laugh when you hear the crackling of his quirk going off, watch how the sheets beside him char and start to smoke in his intensity. He’s always so easy, you think to yourself with a little laugh as you began to get dressed, and you love it.

#hc that he never used to jerk off this often until he met you bc you just make him feral and insatiable #also almost everyone has seen his dick atp bc of how often he does this lmfao #and the funny part is HE DOESNT EVEN CARE #‘mfs shouldn’t be in the camera when I call YOU it’s their fault’ #and in a sense he’s right #I hate when someone calls me and someone else jumps in before I can like HELLO #what you might see is your fault after that lol #anyway this was based loosely on a very blurry dream I had #kinda clear kinda not but I remembered the general idea bc it was funny to me seeing everyone go #‘oh heyyy bkg—OH MY GOD IS HIS DICK OUT?!’ #so 10/10 dream lmfao #im so tired of today tho it’s gonna be raining all day so I just wanna lay down all day :( #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[mountmortar]

anyway anyone who thinks that blue is the poster boy for the "jerk rival" trope when silver is quite literally right there has clearly never paid any attention to any of blue's dialogue in the games, where there are Quite Literally Multiple Instances of blue giving red advice meant to aid him on his journey in the same way that many of the later friendly rivals and neighbors do, even if the tone of it isn't as sickeningly sweet as the later rivals are. blue literally, in the game, waited in the middle of silph co. to challenge red to a battle to make SURE he was ready to take on giovanni because he was worried about him. do some of you genuinely think that blue was so mean to red when they were eleven that red is like. still traumatized by it when they're in their twenties or something.

red and blue's whole journey is actually kind of hilarious because you have professor oak very clearly favoring red to the point where blue isn't even an afterthought and blue's clearly decided that he's sick of it and hates red now but he still shows up to give him advice and check on him to make sure he can actually handle fighting team rocket and whatnot. it's just a constant loop of "yo! red! crawl around in grassy areas to find more pokémon! go visit bill (who gives red the s.s. anne pass) and thank him for creating the P.C.! i waited here in silph co. for you because i knew you'd turn up! you collected all the badges, too? that's cool! i was looking forward to seeing you!" that he buries under another loop of eleven-year-old "I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU LOOK HOW COOL AND STRONG I AM" bullshit because again. he's just up and decided he hates red now because he's clearly & understandably jealous of all the attention professor oak is giving him ("you and your rival used to play nicely together when you were little, but lately, he has become mean." -> pokémon blue manual) but that doesn't change the fact that they've been friends since they were toddlers and that never once goes away no matter WHAT happens between them. do you think blue's phone call ("I'm Blue. Man, this guy called Red brought me down in a heartbeat. I haven't seen him in a long time...I wonder where he is and what he's up to… Come to think of it, you look a little bit like Red. Yeah, you do. Just...Just a little bit. Whatever...") came from nowhere. Do you think that isn't the sound of a fourteen-year-old missing his best friend. Grabbing you all by the shoulders here. Do you think they ever stopped being friends. If you answer wrong you get tossed into a volcano

#i don't know why i've gotten so fired up about blue these past few days but my god seeing the amount of people who make blue out to be worse #than he is..... Have you never been a jealous kid before. Did you even read some of what he was saying. This entire conflict is Oak's fault #and blue and red would literally get over it within the span of a minute after a round of 'sorry for being a jerk' 'sorry for disappearing #for three years' and then go take turns pushing each other off of ledges for shits and giggles #and then battling while concussed. they're friends. they've always been friends. that's the Point #anyway. ahem. glad to see them flourishing in bw2/sumo etc etc #rival blue #kanto

[5hrignold]

this

#💝 #HE SCREAMED AT YOU??? #hbhhnfhhbbggggggfgggg i know it was said in shock at what the boss was doing #rather than in shock that the boss did that TO PIM but hhfvrvgghgfghgggggfrf #i love this entire beginning scene just with them so much………. the contrast between this and their first interaction in the pilot #charlie is so clearly invested in what pim is saying and he 100% believes him and agrees with him #not to say he’s EVER been an outward jerk toward him cuz he hasn’t but Man. this is. yeah #i know this is like the episode where they split for this season im guessing #as in just for this one episode and then they’re together again for the rest #but this and the way charlie seemed to like. get More stressed out and afraid when he noticed pim approaching the boss at the end #man is that more than enough for me #literally this could be it for the next 2 years like what happened with season 1 and id be literally fine #Sigh #god i’m So Excited #also the little jazz hands pim does to signal screaming.. I love you I love you I love you i love love love you ilove you so muc pim pimlin

[kangals]

omg it took a week of puppy shenanigans but stellina finally gave kepler his first actual correction, thank god. it was incredibly deserved (she was sleeping, he ran up and jumped on her) and also incredibly gentle (she just gave him a stern bark and kind of chased him for 2 feet) but i hope this means she's getting enough confidence to start enforcing some boundaries. it would make my life sooo much easier. PROUD OF MY GENTLE DAUGHTER.

#kep was like 'ummmm haha whats wrong it was just a prank bro dw' #god he could be a bit of a jerk sometimes but i do kind of miss having boone around to be Puppy Police #bc he gave very (overly) stern corrections so stellina quickly learned to never push his buttons #like im sure she would have been just as bitey as kep if boone had allowed it #anyway stellina im proud of u bb girl u tell that puppy to get bent

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #BIG BROTHER YOSUKE!!!!!! #i love how yosuke and yu are two different flavours of big brothers #of course thats because they also have two very different flavours of younger siblings #but oh my god yosuke's knee jerk reaction the way his responsible big brother behaviour just kicks in #him trying to berate teddie and tell him to be sensitive and considerate towards yu #and then floundering when yu agrees #GOD hes like a flustered parent panicking because he knows what ted is like and IM REALLY JUST #i love all of yosukes interactions during this time period btw like his big brother behavior is just SO OBVIOUS #he's good with his queue

[acutecoral]

Broooo, just the immediate feeling of my stomach dropping when I saw a clip of Jaiden finding the Fear room in Cellbit's castle...and that knee-jerk reaction of feeling upset and defensive.

I always have to remember that these feelings are understandable on my side and it wouldn't do to downplay what I feel. I know Endless and I are very invested in Cellbit's character and story, so it's natural to feel that way!

So we took one breath and another and watched.

I had to remind myself who exactly found the Fear room in the first place, and though I don't really main or watch much of Jaiden's streams, the way she turned down the urge to take pictures of it helped ease my worries. I don’t know why, but just that choice alone reminded me that she's not really reckless in these sorts of things. She's careful in what she shares and who she trusts, and doesn't seem to share too about what she knows.

So while she may know now that it exists and entered it, I don’t feel it's something that she'll end up using against Cellbit. She's not really the type, I don't think so from what I've seen and read about her character.

I mean, it's kind of similar to her and Foolish breaking into the vault and taking the happy pills. From how I understood it, they just did it to prove that they can, and as far as I remember, they gave back the pills easy enough.

Also, the only person Jaiden is intended to and will only likely tell it to is Foolish, who considers Cellbit as part of his family, so it's not like he'll use the information against him either or take advantage it in a way that would hurt his son-in-law. He cares too much to really do anything like that.

As far as I know of their characters, they'll probably keep it to themselves until it's relevant, or they may end up just going back together and see it for themselves and leave a mark to show Cellbit that they were there if they feel like it, just like they did with the vault. Or they may confront Cellbit about the room and what it is to get some answers, in their special chaotic way.

Though this is a bit different from the situation with the vault I think, since this place is hidden and made to be secret and safe. In any case, just something to see what they'll decide to do in the end. I'm curious where it'll lead.

That being said, personally, I'm comforting myself with the idea of Roier having reassured himself that Cellbit was not kidnapped this time by going into the Fear room like he did earlier in his stream after Cellbit went to sleep and Roier decides to cuddles up with him in that small as bed (there was only one bed omg...), and when Jaiden breaks in she finds the two of them there, both with deep and dark eyebags marring their faces, obviously exhausted and tired. She snoops a bit before being satisfied and decides to later drag Foolish into the room and the two of them leave things to make things extra cosy and comfy for them.

#i am gently holding that last image in my head #sometimes your faves need to rest and my god do they fucking need it #anyways handling emotional responses to what a character does in a story is hard!!! #but important to not lean into the knee-jerk reaction #qsmp jaiden animations #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #qsmp foolish gamers #qsmp liveblog #qsmp #mcyt #acuteliveblogs

[gusujay]

Everyday goes a little something like this. I open tumblr and check the pathologic tag to find art because the vibe patho artists capture is exquisite.

I immediately see someone making fun of Daniil for having highly specific special interests that he likes talking about.

I ignore it and scroll further only to see another 5 posts calling him annoying for oh wait give me a second *rereads text posts making fun of Daniil* showing symptoms of autism.

I sigh like a depressed disappointed father. I close tumblr.

#pathologic #daniil dankovsky #making fun of him can be funny #I’ve definitely laughed at a joke at his expense more than once #but I constantly see him being ridiculed for doing things that are just blatant acts of neurodiversity #he wears specific clothes oh what a whiny spoiled city boy #he speaks a language he learned as a mandatory part of his medical education that god forbid he actually enjoyed and uses in his day to day #he’s so annoying #he doesn’t understand social cues and responds in a way that I find weird let’s all laugh #he responds to certain situations aggressively because of trauma oh what an evil bad man let’s not examine this any further #he’s just mean and that’s it #I’m so tired of seeing a character I love being mocked for the exact same things I’m mocked for in real life #he actually values sanitation and hygiene and reacts to unsanitary medical practices with sceptisim what a ignorant jerk #I know I sound bitter don’t worry I’m not oblivious to it #but I think some people saw the way the townsfolk reacted to Daniil and immediately assumed they’re all right #as if one of the main components of the game isn’t how the townsfolk are abrasive and rude to strangers and outsiders #some of you for real sound like a judgemental isolated inhabitant of the town that saw daniil and immediately decided he’s not welcome

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend! #cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND? #and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually! #yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

[y-rhywbeth2]

Pooldripp: "What is to be your first commandment, oh great god?" Options: 1. A better name than Mahkloompah', for one 2. Go out and build me an army 3. No more blood rituals. 4. Just keep doing what you're doing. 5. Perhaps you should study the teachings of my god.

I love the kuo-toa: all these options are so tempting. This one is still my favourite though:

PC: "Perhaps you should study the teachings of my god." Pooldripp: "Yes - yes! We will study this being who claims power over you, great Mahkloompah. So that, one day... we might destroy them."

They're so enthusiastic about it. Can't wait to see Bhaal taken down by the "fish lads" (as Karlach calls them, to my utter delight can we get her to rename every entry in the monster manual?).

Also this is a pretty legitimate route to godhood, if the cult catches on. Especially if you're already on the first rung of the divine ladder...

...What happened to Blibdoolpoolp, anyway?

#Strax moments #And then we shall melt Bhaal *In Acid* #playthrough shenanigans #divine essence + worship = god #/durge #“I'm very religious... now if only I could remember what my religion *is*.” #Vel doesn't have a clue who he worships but he has a pretty good idea he worships somebody and had a knee jerk hostile response to Bhaal - #-being mocked by a fraud

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Laura (1944)

#vincent price #laura #film noir #film #vintage film #so fucking hot #so tall so broad so bisexual #yummy #such a babe #i desire him carnally #fuckkkkk #bicon #bisexual god #i just wanna russle his hair and jerk him off.. #what? #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[sciderman]

I would say you’re more of a Mr peanut butter type yeah

doggy doggy what now?

#sci speaks #i love mr peanutbutter. #i think i love especially that eventually people stopped liking him. #cute quirky doggy winds up being a JERK actually just like the rest of us. #i love him and i love that. #really need to rewatch bojack actually because i don't remember it very well but god do i remember Loving it. #i think it's probably the best adult animated series i've ever seen. just. like. i don't know. it's the kind of writing that i really love. #where all the characters are bad actually. and you think they might be outwardly put together but they're not. #bojack is a GREAT SHOW. depressing but great. #i can't even like recommend it to anybody i'm like. yeah. it'll depress you. sorry. but that's why i like it. #i like those kind of ugly sincere emotions that make me feel less alone for being an asshole sometimes. #not in a “haha this character i like is an asshole so i can be an asshole too” kind of a way but in a . #i shouldn't despise myself because this is just part of what it is to be human i guess. you'll mess up and make selfish choices. #we all have that same software and i don't know. makes me feel less alone. i love to see that nobody else has it put together either. #it's not just me floating in the world with no direction. #it do be why i hate people who point at a character and say “BAD ROLEMODEL!! why aren't they PERFECT??” #get out shut up i hate you. #try living LIFE for five days maybe.

[realbeefman]

if i said foreman has never actually had a real orgasm before and that's why he's like that.

#he doesn't know what he's into because he's repressed #so like... he's jerked off and had sex obviously #but it always seems like a CHORE to him. and he assumes there's something wrong with him #so he finishes but he doesn't understand why it doesn't make him feel GOOD. he doesn't get an endorphin rush just a “thank god thats over” #like when u finish a really bad run. runner will understand what i mean #he's never hit the runners high of orgasms... and thats fine i am not somebody who really gets OFF all that often. nor hasthe desire too #but i just think. that if he ever allowed himself to imaging himself as. the person getting fucked by that hot guy in a porno #that he'd Get It. it'd make him MARGINALLY less repressed #eric foreman #foreman

[beanghostprincess]

The emotional turmoil and torture Sanji and Luffy made Nami go through in WCI is something so fucked up. She's better than me because I would've punched these two idiots so damn hard they wouldn't have been able to go to any fucking wedding.

#IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING I WOULD'VE DIED #girl watched the most important people in her life fighting to death and sanji was literally slipping through their fingers #and he acted like such a jerk to them (understandable. been there. me too. not judging) nami was literally in pieces what the hell #no but seriously like #the helplessness ??? god #poor girl i would not let sanji go after that #i'm just sure she's been keeping an eye on him because i swear she was so worried #one piece #black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #nami #whole cake island

[pcktknife]

and why did they make toralei rich and british. the people aleady hated her when she was poor and ambiguous 😭

#im going thru the wiki shes also like super pro monster which ☝🏾 i can only go off of g1 for this #but are monsters still an oppressed group in g3? cause i have some thoughts abt the rich asshole bully also being #an i assume activist and advocate monster self preservation? #like shes anti werewolf and anti normie which...from a kids cartoon perspective seems counterintuitive #how are u pro monster but bully werewolves unless shes supposed to be like an activist who doesnt really understand what shes doing? #also the implication that shes a jerk because shes lonely and her mother neglects her. okay can we stop doing this #i hate that toralei was put into this role oh my god why she cant be a broke cringefail hater who does shit cause she wants to #making toralei kiiiinda racist is funny tho bc og toralei would work w anybody to fuck someone over she dgaf #okay thats enough mh complaining for to-day #i dont watch g3 so if anyyyy of that is unreliable i cant be held accountable for misinfo its what the wiki said 👍🏾 #kae.txt