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Raye Hollitt

#raye hollitt #american gladiators #powerlifters #female bodybuilders #ripped abs #huge arms #big arms #biceps #great delts #forearms #ripped jeans #thick legs #super-muscular #muscle lady

[bufffamouspeeps]

Sharmell

#sharmell #professional wrestlers #black fitspo #beach body #great delts #washboard abs #toned body #buff celebrities

[bodyworshiphere]

I have an OF!! Go subscribe if you like HUGE mass

#muscle #muscular #hot abbs #bodybuilder #bicep flex #flexing #pecs #jock #amazing body #great body #legs #ifbbbodybuilding #flex #triceps #delts #lats #ifbb

[vicioux]

🚨 bleach really is back 🚨

#bleach #bleach tybw #ichigo kurosaki #byakuya kuchiki #my full shirtless byakuya stitch makes for a great wallpaper #traps and delts >>>>>> all the feet in ep 1

[highlifeboat]

Remember Gilbert Alexander?

This is him now:

Feel old yet?

#honest the parallels I make between these two games in general is #a lot #bioshock-resE crossover when #miranda as sofia #mia as tannenbaum #ethan as subject delt as #and rose as eleanor #it's all comin together #eveline as every single little sister #anyway #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #bioshock 2 #gilbert alexander #alex the great #the baby #beneviento baby

[berryholy]

there's a lot of dumb ass shit in MLC but by far the dumbbest shit is that the emperor's own daughter was kidnapped and disappeared for at least a couple of months and seemingly nobody noticed?? like srsly, how the FUCK did fang duobing not know that his whole ass fiance (who, again, is not just A princess, but THE princess) was missing?? Did his mom not tell him??? Am i missing something here????

#for the record i really REALLY liked that arc #the princess is cool as heck and the case was great and it has some of the best writing on the show #but i also spent the entire time being like ?????uh????? how????? #the disbelief must not only be suspended #it must be delt with like Old Yeller #anyways for all that I found MLC to be a really enjoyable show sometimes I think about it too hard and then feel like pulling my hair out #it's a real 'you could have been so much more show if it weren't for the stupid writing decisions' kind of situation

[bittershins]

beating back my anxiety with a stick because my number one mission this summer is to get swole enough to do a handstand

#u know what gets all the girls #these DELTS #if I don't hoe out weeds for at least 4 hours a week I start shaking like a nervous Chihuahua #gotta get strong enough to fireman carry my roommate #make ur flirting incomprehensible it'll work great I promise #also my research project SUCKS I am really really really bad at creating my own structure #who woulda thunk

[dear-ao3]

well good day to all of you. i have a tale. a classified, certified absolute god tier disaster of a tale.

at the ripe hour of 6:45 am i was awoken from my slumber by a Noise. what sort of noise? you might be asking.

the sort of noise that usually accompanies my father getting up at the ass crack of dawn and trying not to turn on the tap loudly so that he doesnt wake us up.

for one blissful moment i thought that i was at home, in my bed, and all was right with the world.

and then i remembered that i live approximately four hours away from my parents and all is not right with the world.

so i did what any person would do. waited for the noise to go away.

but it did not.

so i investigated. in all my bleary eyed glory.

and found that my bathroom ceiling light was pissing.

not just a little either.

a severe, unauthorized amount of water was streaming out of my bathroom light fixture.

so after banging on katyas door and finding a bucket and throwing on a sweatshirt i dragged my tired ass down to the front desk and reported the tea as it were.

now one thing you need to know about our building is that it is old. the second thing you need to know about our building is that the maitenance guys (we call them the boys) are absolutely incredible, like tumblr funny guy posts but irl, however they take for fucking ever to respond to any situation.

this time though, nothing was in clear danger of exploding or lighting on fire. so we made some breakfast. drank some coffee. watched the bucket that we had put in the bathroom fill up with water. and we waited.

and waited.

and waited some more.

then i noticed that if you stepped on some of our kitchen floor tiles they started squelching.

so back downstairs i went and explained the tea as it were once again.

and let it be known, that i worked for two very solid and very miserable years as a resident assistant in college. i know all about the woes of people complaining to you to fix things that you cannot fix and you cannot tell them when it will be fixed because the person who needs to do the fixing is otherwise indisposed. so my general attitude towards this whole situation was "hey man you can't make this better for me and im really not pressed about it as long as someone eventually comes and sorts out my pissing ceiling." which is a great attitude to have in this general situation. and especially so because it was about to get even more strange.

at approximately 9:30am our apartment was graced by the presence of one of the boys. the maintenance man. we will call him james.

we have encountered james before. he delt with our fuse box nearly exploding. that situation was not nearly as chill as this one was.

hes also incredible.

so he comes in and he goes "hey how's it going" and i say "well you know things are just leaking!"

he proceeds to tell us that the fridge in the apartment above us had a connection pipe that froze and exploded some how and that managed to leak all into our apartment. not nearly what i was expecting but hey! at least they know what's going on!

we tell him about the squelching tiles and he says that he will bring us a dehumidifier after he turns off the water and deals with the mess of the fridge above us. we say ok great! this is wonderful!

and he goes to leave the apartment. out of habit i had locked the door when he entered. he goes "aw man did you lock me in?"

and i say

"oh sorry!"

and he pauses.

and he looks at our door in disbelief. perhaps even utter horror.

and this, my lovely audience, is what he was looking at:

surprisingly. he was not staring at the entertainment for man and horse plaque that katya and i found while thrifting. nay. he was staring at the unfortunate combination of the printed photo of lando norris and max verstappens face.

now why are lando norris and ax verstappen on the back of my door? you might be asking. you might even be asking who they are.

and if youve been following the lore of this blog, you might recognize them as formula 1 drivers. lando norris of course being a mclaren driver and max verstappen being the reigning world champion of team red bull.

and how did they wind up on my door? well at christmas katya thought it would be funny to put a picture of lando norris on top of our christmas tree and so we got one printed at cvs but when you get wallet sized photos printed they print you four of them so we ended up with four of the same photo of lando. one went on the tree, one went to my sister, one is in our bathroom and now one is on the back of our door.

as for max. well. katyas partner drinks red bull and he was on the red bull box so we cut him out and stuck him there. neither of us are particularly big max fans, it was just funny.

but anyway. i digress.

james is standing there staring at this array of perplexing stuff and goes.

"really? him??"

and i go

"yeah..." not knowing what else to say.

and james turns. and he looks at us. and he goes. and i shit you the absolute fuck not.

"now what's wrong with lewis hamilton???"

(sir lewis hamilton being the mercedes f1 driver, 7 time world champion and absolute icon)

and katya and i go

"oh no no! we love lewis hamilton! we just respect him too much to put him on the door!"

which is true

and james goes "now what did you think of him going to ferrari?"

and i say "i thought it was an interesting choice"

and katya says "i was surprised."

and james says "you and me both" and then he shuts the door behind him.

katya and i look at eachother. and we both fall to the floor in fits of laughter.

let it be known that james has come face to face with a giant tapestry of mr worldwide mr 305 pitbull himself that is in our bathroom, on several occasions, and yet, he chooses to comment on our choice of formula 1 driver that is taped to the back of our door.

im still in a state of disbelief. my ceiling is still pissing. my floor is still squelching. and my maintenance man felt the need to call our my choice of formula 1 driver at 9:30 on a saturday morning.

#not a tag #from saph #help #what #f1 #lando norris #sir lewis hamilton

[pagodazz]

Emh fans when they're asked to stop sexualizing Evan Jennings and his characters because it makes him and his wife uncomfortable:

hope y'all are so happy with yourself for going against his wishes and being fucking freaks to him. You're all why he's barely online anymore. you cannot behave and you cannot be normal and you all have ruined what could be a very fun fandom.

Everyone in this fandom sees Evan as a piece of meat basically, you all only care about his character because Evan is a good looking guy. I mean!! let's be real here!!! let me quiz you on the lore!!! let me see just how fucking much you know about ALL the characters. let me see how much you ACTUALLY give a shit. Because all any of you do is post about how attractive you find Evan/habit and it's honestly so annoying.

I'm not saying you can't compliment him??? or appreciate his looks?? but drawing him in sexually compromising positions, writing in great detail about what you want him to do to you (PUBLICLY. no one gives a SHIT what you fucking do in private.) Or you're fucking mixing up habit and Evan, and just acting like you know his story when CLEARLY the most of you have watched habit compilations on YouTube and NOTHING else.

You cannot even convince me otherwise because I deal with people coming in my comments all the time asking about BASIC INFORMATION. like IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE PRINCETON TAPES ????? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK????? YOU NEED THAT FOR THE SERIES. YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HALF THE THINGS WITHOUT IT???????

This isn't saying you can't write fanfiction or shit like that this is JUST SAYING BE RESPECTFUL?????? these slenderverse actors ARE NOT A LIST CELEBRITIES. they're not like fucking Oscar Isaac or whoever people are obsessed with right now. THEY'RE NOT FAMOUS. THIS IS NICHE. THIS IS NOT POPULAR MEDIA 😭😭😭😭

Emh literally made NO money from their series, they didn't create it to gain anything like that. they created something fun and NOW YOU ALL ARE THE REASON THEY HAVE NO PART IN THIS FANDOM ANYMORE.

you robbed them of being able to love their creation and I hope you're all happy about that honestly because it seems like this fandom is only gonna get worse in this area. and I'm deeply disappointed.

edit: I would like to add one thing, Vincent caffarello had to deal with situations of extreme sexualization as well, and his got to the point to where he had to leave. Vinnie used to be very involved with the fandom, he even used to read fanfic which he had to stop doing because people would be writing characters to SEXUALLY ASSAULT HIM or others and he just couldn't continue to read things like that. He delt with minors sending him explicit photos and messages and that's literally all kinds of FUCKED UP. He did NOT want to be involved with that stuff.

It's like when Evan had someone impersonate him to try to get with minors. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT OBJECTS FOR YOU TO SEEK OUT PLEASURE WITH. THEY ARE PEOPLE.

they are HUMAN.

if they were women?? would you be doing this as much??? or would you realize how messed up it really is.

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #marble hornets #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #habit emh #habit #jeff emh #evan emh #evan myers #evan jennings #mlandersen0 #darkharvest00

[patchworkghost]

It really upsets me with all this push back and things like dont say gay laws cause while my current job is different some of my favorite jobs have been working with kids and Id really love to do so again

 Like I fear some places now with the push back will see me and say no just cause I look too queer and they dont want trouble from a parent (who clearly shouldnt have kids yet if this is the way they act)

#the jobs ive worked with kids even when terrible were still pretty great #and I say this as someone whos delt with deranged parents and kids who had issues that the parents only made worse #current job is fine im comfy but its not a forever place & has no insurance & I just worry about things like physical toll from it #ghost stories txt #im not even open at work ive never been at any job but I know even when in work attire I look different lol

[juicedcatboy]

Gay guy into muscle growth, roids and their side effects. I'm trying to change my body and get as big and freaky as I can manage. Racists, transphobes and misogynists please go jerk off somewhere else.

If you enjoy what you see and would like to support my growth, donations via the tumblr tip thingy or to my ko-fi are a great help for affording roids and food. (ko-fi.com/juicedcatboy)

Asks and DMs are open, I read everything and try to react to as much as I can but sometimes it takes a while (or I just don't know what to say). Also, I don't like to go into specifics of my roid usage because there's no way of using them without health risks and I'm not a professional to emulate or ask for advice.

Now the useful part, list of tags:

#me -- means it's me in the picture or video (which is the case for almost all of my posts)

#ask -- answers to asks

#pecs/ #abs / #biceps / #delts / #calves ... -- what it says on the tin, focus of the post is on that muscle group

#veins -- when the vascularity shows well

#before/after / #transformation -- comparison pics

#nipplay / #nipple pumping -- playing with my nipples and pumping them bigger

#side effects -- general tag for roid related side effects like hair growth, acne, gyno

#gyno -- specific tag for puffy roid nipples

#male lactation -- squirting out roid milk from my gyno nips

#visible heartbeat / #cardiophilia -- heart kink stuff

#muscle #me #roids #gay #before/after #transformation

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Erika Andersch

#erika andersch #american gladiators #diamond #flexing muscles #flexing biceps #great delts #muscle lady

[bufffamouspeeps]

Torrie Wilson

#torrie wilson #professional wrestlers #fitness models #beach body #beautiful abs #great delts #toned arms #glutes #muscular #buff celebrities

[bodyworshiphere]

OF is in the top 1% go subscribe if you love MASS

#bodybuilder #bicep flex #legs #flexing #flex #great body #delts #ifbb #amazing body #hot abbs #huge bodybuilder #double biceps #muscle #bodybuilding

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Xyleth had me giggling n kicking my feet likeeee ok big man 😘 “trying to make me jealous little one?” GAJRLCIWOENDLS tbh the whole planet messing around w/ thembo reader was so peak,,, if it’s too much to ask could we hear more about them 🙇

Alright, dear Anon ❤️

I'm so sorry, I know you asked this a long time ago now (I've been so busy omfg), but I did just post a mini sexy drabble for my beefy boy and thembo Reader ❤️

But just for you, here's some extra seasoning ❤️ thank you for your patience ❤️

Even the most overt flirtations go right over (Reader's) head. Everything that Xyleth does is instantly chalked up to "cultural differences", and it is always a shock whenever someone explains to the barbarian that, no, this was not a platonic gesture.

Everyone in the village adores Xyleth's mate, and finds great humor in watching them lose their mind over simple concepts.

(Reader), returning to Xyleth's tent with their arms full of food: Everyone's so nice here! They all kept congratulating me on becoming your friend haha :)

Xyleth, bursting with love: Oh, what do you mean by that?

(Reader): Well, they all kept saying "Congratulations to our leader's mate"!

Xyleth, smiling: :)))))))

(Reader): ...What?

I feel like Xyleth would absolutely love children, although whether it be by gender or species differences, he would certainly propose adoption. Because for Xyleth, it wouldn't be the act of biological procreation, but raising the finest warriors of any species alongside his most favored warrior, (Reader) ❤️

Also, Xyleth and Thembo! Barbarian have the best relationship I think of any of my characters, because any controlling, weird behavior of Xyleth's is just completely misunderstood by (Reader), so there aren't many opportunities for (Reader) to feel fear or discomfort.

Xyleth, standing with a giant statue of (Reader) in the middle of the village: And for you, my mate, I've commissioned this piece to preserve your strength and beauty for all time~

(Reader), looking saddened: Are my delts really that small..?

Xyleth: I will behead the artist immediately.

(Reader), happy again: Nah, bro, you don't have to do that! That first means I have to work out harder! You wanna help me get these arms looking statue worthy?

Xyleth: I fucking love you.

#thank you for interacting with me #sorry it took so long #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere monster #mild yandere #monster boyfriend #thembo #gn reader #barbarian

[bunnyshideawayy]

i’ve never seen someone actually explain how Criston Cole got away with killing a noblemen and harming the heir of Driftmark IN PUBLIC during RHAENYRA’S wedding.

like realistically there should’ve been nothing to protect him from the law, not even Alicent. honestly that is why i could never fully say Viserys was a great man/king/father/husband/whatever because he should’ve had Cole immediately arrested and delt with once the commotion was settled, if not Viserys than Corlys as Cole literally punches Laenor in the face causing him to bleed, probably breaking his nose. one man dead, two heirs humiliated and one physically harmed, all literally during the princess’s very important political wedding with the entire court + other important noble houses in attendance- this is treason on some degree.

becoming Alicent’s personal knight wouldn’t have absolved him of his actions, so why was he never punished? in fact him never getting punished is what makes him think he’s allowed to act any way he wishes- mocking Rhaenyra and her children, especially with/in front of the Queen, killing those who support Rhaenyra at court (it wasn’t just that one lord on the council), he just feels so comfortable to act any way he wants and Alicent indulges him in that.

but WHY do Viserys and Corlys never hold him accountable? why is Cole never put on trail? why is he allowed to become the “Protector of the Queen” and train her children? it literally makes no sense and is one of the many show changes that i can’t stand because it makes no sense. any other king and Cole would’ve been killed or sent to the wall as punishment.

#criston cole #anti criston cole #anti team green #anti greens #pro rhaenyra #pro rhaenyra targaryen #show rhaenyra #rheanyra targaryen #hotd rhaenyra #book rhaenyra #rhaenyra targeryan #queen rhaenyra #rhaenyra targaryen #princess rhaenyra #pro team black #team black #daemon targaryen #laenor velaryon #leanor velaryon #aemond targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #house of the dragon season 2 #hotd season 2 #fire and blood #asoif/got #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #agot #alicent hightower