Tumgik
#grindlewald
fanfictionroxs · 8 months
Text
Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol
2K notes · View notes
imwelshnotenglish · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
Do you ever think about how these two have sucked each otherw d*cks?
216 notes · View notes
mutliwankenobi · 2 years
Text
The fact that I am still yet to see Madds Mikkelsen kiss one of his brown haired boyfriends while acting as a villain is unacceptable.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
598 notes · View notes
la-zck · 2 years
Text
I believe this Dumbledore would actually ask Harry if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire very calmly
Tumblr media Tumblr media
And lovingly
581 notes · View notes
persistent-lichen · 2 years
Text
So are we all in agreement that these two
Tumblr media
Are just these two
Tumblr media
In a different font?
462 notes · View notes
thatbasicnerd · 2 years
Text
Jude Law really did his research. He perfected The Gay Sit.
Tumblr media
463 notes · View notes
hauntedcatnerd · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
I wish they were together
128 notes · View notes
jbowerherondale · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
One of my absolute favourite pics. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈
384 notes · View notes
Text
Lost and found: Part one
The early days:
(An poly Albus x oc x Gellert story contains smut)
Tumblr media
It was in the small town of Godric`s hollow when she met them. First she had met eighteen year old Albus, whom she helped often by taking care of his sister. And after her friendship with him was almost inseparable she had met Gellert. At first her and Gellert had loathed each other, the older nineteen year old boy found the seventeen year old weak as she didn`t use her magic much.
She had been kind of a wallflower at Hogwarts and hadn`t associated much with the popular groups of wizards. Most of her friends had been Muggleborn or Half-blood’s and so Gellert had immediately classified her as a meek little girl who had no use for their task.
That had all changed however when Grindlewald and Dumbledore had been conversing rather loudly about their big plan and got stuck on a big technicality. The boys had been huddled at the kitchen table of the Dumbledore`s small cabin not taking notice of the neighbouring girl doing the dishes.“But Gellert how would we even get into this lecture? These types of events are always protected by Dementors to keep outsiders out.” Albus had a hesitant look on his face obviously not all too sure about their chances.
“I’m not sure yet, but I am sure we can think of something before we get there.” Gellert`s face was scrunched in loathing his hands brushing through his white hair restlessly. In a moment of utter frustration he pushed the papers they were looking at on the floor the paper`s getting mixed together.
“Boys? Can I help?” The young girl walked over to them leaning down to pick up the papers. “Why don`t you just use the patronus spell?” She grabbed a hold of the papers placing them on the table.
Grindlewald sneered at her “If Albus or I knew how to do one we would have obviously considered that” He waved his hand dismissing her advice. The young girl just smiled at him her doe eyes gleaming.
“Well if you don`t know how to, why don`t you just recruit someone who does?” She continued doing the dishes not looking at them. Gellert was about to open his mouth to no doubt say something cruel but was interrupted by the silent boy.
Albus looked at the young girl in realisation, “You know how to do a Patronus” He stated more than asked. Gellert looked at the girl in sudden barely hidden interest.
The young girl grabbed her wand from her apron turning around to say the words they had been waiting for. “Expecto patronum” at the simple words a bright blue light shone a whispy figure flying from the tip and floating around the room. The dove was pure white, its wings lighting up the room.
The Boys looked at the sight in wonder, however they both found themselves staring more at the girl than the dove.
That was the day that started their very own threesome of terror as she liked to call them. And as they grew and their ‘missions’ grew more dangerous and extreme, the boys found themselves filtering out all the danger and tension before they could even reach the girl.
They had also figured out they had attrraction toward each other, The boys had shared a longing kiss after one of their Missions. After which they finally had the guts to talk about their love for eachother, and the love they felt for the girl. The two had been too scared to speak to the girl about it for the whole year, taking comfort in each other in order to distract themselves from her doe eyes.
It was about two years after their reveal when the love between the two and her was finally acknowledged. It was about a week after Arianna Dumbledore had her incident and the three were sprawled on the young girls bed just holding onto each other, the two knew Albus needed the company.
She was placed between the two now men their arms holding her in place, She was slightly tilted toward Albus making sure she could observe the man’s face quietly. His Jawline had become sharper in the last year, he had a bit of a beard he hadn`t had before… his eyes were still the same.
Albus`s blue eyes met hers in a flash shaking her to her core. He smirked at the redness spreading on her cheeks at her being caught staring. Her eyes flashed to his pink lips for a second before she forced them to the ceiling again. He saw the movement.
“Say Gellert” Albus smiled at her this time. “Yes?” The white haired man turned toward the two replacing his arm around the girls waist. “It seems our little girl here likes to stare at my lips, might we give her a demonstration of both of ours to give her a little show” Gellert smirked at Albus`s words liking this new gutsy side to the soft man.
Albus grabbed the girls waist as well before leaning above her face tilting his face toward Gellert, Her eyes widened as she was pinned in place by both of them. Gellert smirked before leaning forward as well making his lips meet with Albus, a light smacking sound emitting from the action. Their lips moved with purpose their tongues reaching over to stroke the others lips teasingly from time to time.
To the boys this was heaven, To the girl this was extremely new and scary. They seemed lost in each other, not acknowledging her except for their arms tightening around her. She couldn`t help think about how those lips would feel on herself. She clenched her thighs together hoping to release some of the burn this sight had gifted her. Finally after what felt like hours the two separated their eyes soft and fixed on each other.
After a few seconds their eyes moved to her instantaneously gouging her reaction, they were expecting disgust or fear. What they got was an extremely flustered girl with half lidded eyes and clenched thighs.
Albus suddenly felt his pants get a bit too tight, Gellert noticed of course and smirked at him teasingly as he refocused his attention on the girl in front of him. He was positively burning to touch her, so he wasn`t going to resist any longer. He had waited long enough.
His mismatched eyes met hers and before she knew it his mouth was attached to hers in a feverish kiss, it took her a second to respond to him because of the suddenness of it all but she finally clumsily moved her lips against the man`s soft ones.
He was hovering over her and she suddenly felt something spread her legs, a knee following soon after. The fabric of Gellert pants pressing against her softly, it did almost nothing to clench her want.
She gasped at the pressure on her core, Gellert pulled his mouth away leaving his body pressed against her. Within seconds she felt Albus lean over to her leaning down and capturing her lips with his own. Compared to Gellert’s overwhelming and hot kiss this one seemed more gentle and sweet.
His lips moved against hers slowly, his lips focusing on her bottom lip softly licking between the brushes of lip. His hand stroked her cheek slowly dragging down toward her breast. Albus let out a soft moan filling the overwhelming silence when she sucked on his tongue, the only other sound in the room the smacking of lips and rustling fabric.
Gellert pressed his knee against her again slightly moving it in soft pushes. It was an utterly frustrating feeling as each push filled her with pleasure but something about it seemed to be too little to haze her mind completely.
Albus squeezed her breast through her shirt, Gellert pushing at the same time. Before she knew it she could feel herself let out a slow moan, it felt unlike the decent girl she usually was. Albus pulled back in surprise wanting to see her face when she made that sound again.
Gellert was able to see her face now too and the men took a second to take in the beautiful sight that was their girl. Her face was red and pulled in a needy expression, her shirt rumpled and pushed down a bit even her skirt was pushed up revealing the slightest slip of pink fabric from her panties.
She blushed at their intense gaze, looking away bashfully. Gellert smirked at the sight leaning down to whisper in her ear “Now love, we both know that you liked it. So you don`t have to be ashamed. We liked it too”.
She squirmed a little at the soft breath tickling her ear accidentally brushing against the bump visible in his black dress pants. He groaned at the friction softly glaring at her “You might want to stop wiggling darling, or I might do something I regret” She stopped immediately her face now resembling a tomato.
Albus leaned down toward her placing a light kiss on her lips, Gellert kissing her neck at the same time. “Let`s talk later all right? We should just enjoy the moment now.” Albus whispered softly waiting on her to respond. She nodded not trusting herself to verbally respond.
The boys collapsed next to her pushing up to the girl, “We love you, you know that right?” Albus snuggled up to her. She looked at them in surprise, “You do? Both of you?”. Gellert nodded in affirmation “I suppose you have even captured my cold black heart” The white haired man smirked at her blushing face.
Just when they thought she wouldn`t say anything , she surprised them as her whisper echoed through the room.
“I love you too”
((If any of you liked this, please let me now so my strange ass can make some more smut))
182 notes · View notes
purpleisacolor · 2 years
Text
Dumbleodore dropped the “I was in love with you” bomb just so casually like that like no big deal no not at all
131 notes · View notes
tolazehtolivelife · 2 years
Text
I can’t believe I went into the newest Fantastic Beasts movie expecting the only mention of Grindelwald’s and Dumbledore’s relationship being that one scene in the restaurant and having my whole world flipped upside down. Holy shit was I surprised. Not only was that the FIRST scene but their relationship was literally mentioned in every other scene.
Literally me during the credits:
Tumblr media
41 notes · View notes
Text
First Broadcast: January 3rd 1999
Lee Jordan: Good day wizarding world, and welcome to Potterwatch, the Harry Potter fan show voted ‘most obnoxious’ by Ginny Weasley for the second year in the row. My name is River, and with me as always is my lovable scallywag of a cohost, Rapier.
George Weasley: Good morrow fair River.
Lee: a pleasure to see you Rapier. Do we have some news today.
George: Boy howdy do we River. First, we go live to our man in the field, and famed Dolores Umbridge hater, Roonil.
Harry Potter: What up my dudes.
George: Roonil, I hear you have some breaking news for us.
Harry: That’s right Rapier. I’m outside the home of world renowned handsome man, Bill Weasley, trying to gain an interview with the newest addition to the Weasley clan, Victoire.
Bill Weasley: Oi Potter, either feed that baby or bog off.
Harry: Miss Weasley, before I give you your bottle, do you have anything to say to the listeners at home?
Victoire Weasley: Mik.
Harry: No, no milk until you talk to the listeners.
Victoire: MIK
Bill: Oh god she’s doing that weird Veela thing. Give her the milk Harry!
Harry: I don’t know how babies work! Kreacher, come and feed this baby!
Kreacher: Kreacher will not touch the half breed blood traitor.
Harry: Now isn’t really the time for your rubbish Kreacher. Here Victoire, look at the nice toy owl. Oh god why does she have fangs. Did she have teeth when I arrived…she’s mauling me..Kreacher, help.
George: Hello, Roonil? You still there.
Lee: Well that was a disaster. Why are there so many maulings on this show.
George: No idea. Anyway back to news. As the millennium approaches, Minister Shacklebolt has announced measures to ensure the upmost secrecy for wizard celebrations. These include the use of the Quidditch World Cup stadium as an official party venue. Fireworks supplied by Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.
Lee: Nice Plug.
George: Cheers. And finally from news. Ronald B Weasley, professional sidekick and unprofessional ginger, assisted in the capture of a death eater today in Andorra. The identity of said death eater is unknown, but is believed to be Antonin Dolohov.
Lee: Not a fan of Dolohov. He tried to curse me like three times.
George: What a git. Ron Weasley was engaged in a duel on the slopes of an Andorran mountain alongside several representatives from the Spanish ministry. It is believed Dolohov chose to hide in Andorra due to the tiny wizarding population, and was only found by Weasley when he accidentally skied into him.
Lee: I didn’t know Ron could ski.
George: He can’t. Hence he skied into Dolohov. After a duel of over an hour, it is reported Weasley swore loudly, tripped over a rock and managed to curse Dolohov while the Death Eater was laughing.
Lee: Truly he deserves his order of Merlin. Such bravery. Thank you Rapier. And now we have a special guest. Please join me in welcoming Robespierre.
Fleur Delacour: Salut mes amis. I am worried now that Harry, pardon, Roonil is being hurt my…a bay.
Lee: No worries Robespierre, Roonil has survived more vicious maulings than that.
Fleur: That is not helping.
Lee: So Robespierre, you know Harry Potter very well. Is he as dreamy as everyone say?
Fleur: Harry is a nice young man, mais he is not really my type. Ma soeur, Gabrielle, now she is a big fan of Harry’s. She has threatened to duel miss weasley for his heart, but I am not thinking this is a good idea. It would be making Christmas dinner tres difficult at the Weasley house.
Lee: Potter to date a Veela? You heard it first hear folks. Sensational news.
Fleur: Merde.
Lee: Now Robespierre, since moving to the UK, you have gotten married, fought in a major war, and learnt how to knit. Which achievement are you most proud of.
Fleur: oh the knitting. In France we defeat dark wizards, how you say, on the reg.
Lee: Are there many dark wizards in France? I can’t think of one off the top of my head.
Fleur: No, because we do our jobs en France. We defeat ze evil wizards before they get too powerful. Not like en Angleterre where you let Voldemort rise. Is silly.
Lee: Didn’t one of Grindlewald’s top lieutenants come from France? And he recruited his first army in Paris?
Fleur: No I do not think this is true.
George: I’m pretty sure he’s right. What was her name. Raisin, Rosé, Rosia. I wish I’d listened in history of magic.
Fleur: Non non you are mistaken.
Lee: Rosier. That was it.
Fleur: oh yes her. Well zis was fun. Aurevoir.
Lee: Thank you Robespierre. Well Witches and Wizards, this was excellent as always. I was magnificent.
George: As was I. Next episode the password will be ‘Sock’ in honour of Dobby the Great, true king of the house elves, breaker of chains, whooper of ass. I’ve been Rapier.
Lee: and I’ve been River. Goodnight.
45 notes · View notes
Text
Harry: *gets stuck in the 40s and kills Tom Riddle while he's there*
Harry: This I can live with. A world where the most interesting thing about me is I slightly resemble my grandpa and where I'm a complete nonentity to dark lords.
Grindlewald, hunting hallows:
Tumblr media
12 notes · View notes
la-zck · 2 years
Text
The step forward, step backward moment
32 notes · View notes
hhroadgirl · 2 years
Text
All Depp drama aside, tbh I think Mads looks better with Jude Law. Disregarding the acting, Mads look of Grindlewald fits better with Jude Law's Dumbledore than Depps' would've imo
26 notes · View notes
thatbasicnerd · 2 years
Text
I can't get over the way Dumbledore really went "look at what happens when I think about breaking my marriage vows" like it was some sort of party trick 😭
264 notes · View notes