@canary3d-obsessed: Meet Shen Wei, Professor of Extraordinary Hotness.
for @guardianbingo prompt: suits + march gif challenges, #2: composition
[ID: 2 gifs of Shen Wei from Guardian, each with several shots of a particular outfit.
First gif: Rectangular layout with 3 gifs of Shen Wei in a double-breasted blue suit. 1: High angle shot of him walking forward, text: “The Wedding Crasher”. 2: Close-up of him looking offscreen in silent panic, text: “No tie (it’s not like it’s his disaster wedding)”. 3: Materialising his blade in the SID and storming towards Zhu Jiu, text: “Accessories: one full can of whoop ass”.
Second gif: 1 main gif and 3 smaller hexagonal gifs of Shen Wei in a blue suit, with two different plaid patterns on the jacket and vest. Main gif: Semi-profile shot of him speaking and looking up offscreen with a smile, overlaid with two simplified plaid patterns and text: “Two plaids and killin’ it”. 1: Semi-profile shot with a blue-patterned cravat around his neck. 2: Back view of him dismissing the Regent’s message to Zhao Yunlan. 3: Helping Zhao Yunlan up from the kerb. All three are arranged under the title “Accessories” with white offset outlines, and labelled “cravat”, “Dixing powers”, and “Zhao Yunlan” respectively. /END ID]
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zhao yunlan in incredible pain, making a joke: no rest for the wicked amirite
part 2 of guardian x text posts
[Image description: 10 stills from the Chinese drama "Guardian" with tumblr text posts edited in. Each still features the character Zhao Yunlan.
1: Zhao Yunlan grins suggestively at Shen Wei while toying with a lollipop in his mouth. The text post is by tumblr user TentativeTalker and reads "if it wasn't homoerotic to look at someone, why would they call it 'gaze' 🤨"
2: Zhao Yunlan grimaces in pain while holding the Longevity Dial, which is emitting gold light. The text post by CarrionThird reads "me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…"
3: Zhao Yunlan is sitting on a bench looking self-satisfied. Da Qing is next to him with a suitcase full of books Zhao Yunlan plans to give to Shen Wei, looking exasperated. The text post by JackMeatington reads "'ugh, your mind' - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable"
4: Zhao Yunlan has his head turned slightly over his shoulder in the direction of his father, who is blurry in the background. The text post by ExtraPhantomish reads "I simply do not vibe with my father"
5: Zhao Yunlan is sitting on the curb hunched over his stomach in pain. The text post by MossRag reads "hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted"
6: Zhao Yunlan gestures to Shen Wei while introducing himself to Shen Wei's offscreen colleague as "Professor Shen's...very good friend." The text post by vamprisms reads "buddy (homoerotically)"
7: Zhao Yunlan gazes adoringly up at an offscreen Shen Wei during his trip to the past. The text post by IAmEverySparklyWoman reads "about to commit acts of tender..."
8: Zhao Yunlan looks coquettishly up at Shen Wei through his lashes, pouting slightly. The text post by synqra reads "I'm not looking for anything serious just a husband"
9: Zhao Yunlan rolls around in pain after falling out of the sky into the past. The text post by IllFlowerss reads "did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did"
10: The Guardian Lantern lies on its side in the gravel, its wick burning. Zhao Yunlan's knee and hand can be seen to the side; he's collapsed on the ground and the lantern has fallen out of his grip. The text post by ri5k reads "i'm giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept"
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[id: three gifs. 1st gif: a scene from the cdrama “guardian” from episode 23. a shot of zhao yunlan and a shot of shen wei are blended together. yunlan’s expression is shocked and confused. shen wei’s eyes are glassy and red from crying. he looks at yunlan, looking into his eyes, then to his lips, then to his eyes again. there’s a simple text in white caps in the middle reading “you are worth it”. the same phrase is spelt out in the background in hanzi. 2nd gif: the jinlintai scene from the cdrama “the untamed” from episode 42. also two shots blended together, this time of lan wangji and wei wuxian. the look at each other, both smiling lovingly. wuxian also first looks into wangji’s eyes, and then at his lips. simple text in white caps in the middle reading “lan zhan ah lan zhan”. the same phrase is spelt out in the background in hanzi. 3rd gif: a scene from the cdrama “word of honor” from episode 32. the scene at the cliff. it starts with only wen kexing in the frame. zhou zishu walks towards him and stops right in front of him. they look at each other with deep affection. simple text in white caps in the middle reading “you are mine”. the same phrase is spelt out in the background in hanzi. /end id]
– Do you have any weapons on you?
– I have a longing that’s killing me.
— Mahmoud Darwish, from Memory for Forgetfulness: August, Beirut, 1982. (tr. Ibrahim Muhawi)
镇魂 Guardian ep. 23
陈情令 The Untamed ep. 42
山河令 Word of Honor ep. 32
insp.
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