#he came immediately when she called

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 308

Honestly, Damian is so disappointed in his father right now. And his so-called siblings. The friends allies he had made over the years and he had been swapping multiple times, and still they hadn’t realized. Danyal was as pale as a corpse, closer to Drake for Pit’s sake! Jordan had red eyes! Elena was a girl! Respawn had white hair! Surely someone noticed- thank fuck, hello Todd, no he’s not on patrol, listen, listen, he needs you to know that Father? Blind. An idiot! The others more so! Yes yes, they’ve been doing their single-person trick, but surely someone should have caught on yes? And they haven’t- Oh? What a wonderful idea Akhi, he shall inform the others of this idea, the Lazarus waters do make dna testing quite hard to do. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Fake Quintuplets Au #Prompts #Danny Ellie & Dan all came through the Pits after [Bad Thing Happens] & were Damian’s sparring buddies #They might have broken Respawn out too #Why yes they’re all physically 10 years old #Let Jason & Damian be Brothers #Jason hasn’t even revealed himself and is already down to cause problems (he was finishing highschool & trainin) #Talia isn’t a good mom as she’s in a literal cult but she’s trying her best #Damian: Ah yes my four siblings who are my siblings #They’re going to be such little shits about it too #”We have been swapping out for Years and you never noticed how blind” #Pointing at Red Hood: Akhi knew who each of us were immediately #Talia lets the five of them pull this trick so often & actively encourages it because it’s like training for both them & others #They claim Respawn got white hair from Talia's side- which might actually be true I mean Dusan naturally has it too so #Damian calls Jason Akh when he wants to butter him up & Jason knows it

[kimwexlersponytail]

S04E10 Winner l S06E13 Saul Gone 

#bcsedit #bcs spoilers #jimmy mcgill #mcwexler #better call saul #as a season 4 warrior winner immediately came into my mind when i was watching the series finale #this was the moment the performance really began and the moment he made kim the sucker so to speak and it's always been so heartbreaking to #think about how proud she was in that moment and how she really believed that he'd began to process his trauma and come to terms with #everything and this moment in saul gone was so beautiful to me and so necessary. it wasn't necessarily about him 'saving' kim like #some people are saying. it was about him ending the performance and taking the time to truly reflect #this was just soooo cathartic and beautiful and i am so thankful for this show and i'm going to be thinking about this episode for a while #mine

[kaidabakugou]

the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

#kai.rambles #i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired #which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id #and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no #and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing #and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass #and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!? #so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day #and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting #my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy #didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents #who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning #so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :( #anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id #and he was just being a fkn dick #but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush #and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺 #and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰

[twilight-skies]

Ok so we’re all in agreement that post canon when everything’s chill Jeong Jeong and Piandao are living their best cottagecore-but-mansion lives, and we all love the ‘Aang tells JJ about the Sun Warriors and Piandao convinces him to go see it for himself (cuz he def doesn’t believe it)’ idea BUT might I now suggest:

what if he spends longer there than Aang/Zuko/Iroh did to learn more and finds out that they have healers too. Fire Healing is a technique that exists similar to the more known Water Healing, but it’s existence got buried as one of the many secrets of Firebending forgotten with the Warriors themselves. What I’m saying is Jeong Jeong returns and spends years practicing (still terrified of burning someone who’s already hurt) and exchanging letters with both the healers he met and Yugoda until he’s mastered it, eventually becoming the Fire Nation’s first known Bending-Healer. And then perhaps at Iroh or Zuko’s suggestion he teaches it to (a stable to the point where she wants to better herself but can’t figure out how) Azula. Healing with fire is more difficult then with water and as a new art is still a rare skill by Korra’s time, but Jeong Jeong and Azula learning it and teaching it to others is how we eventually get this: (perhaps zuko has it become an essential technique for Fire Sages to learn?)

(Disclaimer I haven’t seen tlok yet so idk what else happens in this scene other then a woman using fire to figure out what’s wrong with korra)

So yes this whole post is just about the two Firebenders we never got healing arcs for becoming their nation’s first healers and both learning the essential truth that fire is more than death and destruction or rage and suffering <3

#so yeah here’s my headcanon for what happens with both Azula and Jeong Jeong postcanon #enjoy #atla #Jeong Jeong #Azula #avatar the last airbender #atla headcanons #fire healing #pianjeong #this idea came about when I was thinking of that gif and had the thought of #a few years down the line or later #the gaang or at least sokka are visiting zuko when someone tries to assassinate him #they both fend it off but sokka takes a hit meant for zuko #falls unconscious and when he wakes up the first thing he sees is princess-fucking-azula kneeling over him #and moving bright white flames over his body #and our man doesn’t even think about how his leg suddenly hurts a whole lot less (like as if Katara was there) #and immediately flips the fuck out when she smirks at him jokingly #cuz he was kinda out of the know about what was going on with Zuko’s Crazy Sister or That Crazy Firebender Guy Who Called Him an Oaf #But Lives With Master Piandao For Some Reason #(the reason is gay) #avatar: the last airbender #gifs #tbh I obv agreed that Azula deserved some sort of redemption but I couldn’t see a way it could happen that I liked. until I thought of this

[pagetbewbster]

why isn't demily a more popular ship? I swear they were like the most "almost a couple" characters on CM

I think because both of them are shipped with other characters more (Emily with Hotch or JJ & Morgan with Reid or Garcia). I ALSO agree that they were the most "almost a couple" characters on the show and I have Evidence™

•the s2 deleted scene where they were considering starting a romance arc between Morgan and Prentiss. when Reid bugged him about it he didn't say he wasn't attracted to her, he said she wouldn't be attracted to him 👀

•the EW interview where MGG said that "Morgan takes it as her boyfriend in a sense" about the events in Lauren

•the s7 CM_SetReport chat after the finale where producer Rick Dunkle joked about them sleeping together after JJ's wedding and having an oops baby

•in the same chat showrunner Erica Messer also said Emily has always had "something extra" with Morgan and that he's her partner (always found that interesting considering they're a team)

•how Emily's 2 boyfriends on the show shared uncannily similar physical features to Morgan, specifically Andrew (so we know that's her type in men)

Anyway, in short, we were ROBBED.

#also evidence: the s3 deleted scene where he called her princess and she didn't immediately kill him like she would any other man #I am still adamant that they banged at least once (if not all of s6-7) and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise #I also ship them in a way where it's doomed to not work out but they had something really profound for awhile #their stars are unfortunately crossed but they had an intense Thing for awhile 🥹 #demily #Emily Prentiss #Derek Morgan #anon I dug up very old receipts for this lol #the Rick Dunkle quote had people going nuts back when that chat came out (for good reason)

[mxwhore]

patron saint of being hot

and a lot of skill and really interesting anecdotes about your life and having professors that give me second hand anxiety bc they seem kinda awful and mean. But mainly just being hot

ty! admittedly my professors are not that bad, ive only had one bad professor that was more incompetent that awful. if you want another anecdote, ill tell you about the only teacher i truly despise to this day (on the tags, cuz its a very dark story)

ask gamerino

#i retook that course with a different professor and passed expectacularly. now for the horrendous teacher #on this story we have vomiting injuries and attempted suicide so watch out #in my last two years of our highschool equivalent i had PE with a teacher that loved to play favorites #if u were on a sport team you were immediately given special treatment and as you might already tell i wasnt. i hate ball sports #i loved exercising but i dreaded PE because of her #i have a condition that made my periods incredibly painful and meself anemic so those weeks were hellish #even though i was a good student she would NEVER let me sit out the navette test. even with a doctors note #i would do my best and then literally go vomit and pass out in the bathroom cuz if i did it on the court i would be berated #that wasnt enough to earn my absolute hatred tho. we now move to the worst day of my life to this day #it was just getting to school from lunch (we could go home and have it there) and i had PE #when i get a text #it was my best friend being cryptic thanking me for being a friend and saying goodbyes #he was going to commit suicide #i absolutely lost my shit as one does and went on a rampage #i couldnt get in contact with anyone (his ex stepdad was abusive and isolated his family) and they didnt let me get out of school #i was desperate and my friends were trying to help me but i didnt know what to do. i called my mom and she called his school and then i just #sat and waited with a friend. while the other classmates did the navette test #the minutes passed. i got message from my bffs number and it was his mom telling me she found him just in time #i broke then. i started sobbing and screaming and scratching my arms and my friend held me and tried to keep me from hurting myself #some other classmates came concerned and tried to help #then the teacher came. she just looked at one of the volleyball girlies who shrugged #she didnt ask if i was ok or if i needed to call someone or go somewhere. she just asked if i planning to do the test #i said no and she left and i kept crying #when i felt stable enough i went to see what had happened and she just failed me. i couldnt give the test any other day and that was that #she simply didnt care #i had to calm myself down while writing this. its no use getting emotional over a teacher that didnt care #but i hate her. she made the worst day of my life worse and she doesnt know and doesnt care #that memory fuels me to never surrender to indifference and make the pain in this world worse #my bff got help he needed after that and our bond is stronger than ever. he never pulled something like that again #thats the story! not gonna tag this babes

[fingertipsmp3]

The sims 2 is so funny because you can do everything right, you can make your sims study cooking and go to work on time and micromanage everybody so that they don’t die in stupid ways, and then the goddamn nanny burns your house down

#AN NPC CAUSED THE FIRST FIRE IN MY NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS #so i’m playing the prosperity challenge right. which is basically where you randomise some families and play them in rotations #i’m on the third family atm and it’s a single mom with a teenage son; child daughter and twin toddler boys #she has an ltw to become media magnate but i got her a job as an EMT in the meantime because it didn’t show up in the paper #and hired a nanny to take care of the kids while she and the oldest son were out #nanny was fine at first. she just made sugar cookies and made sure the toddlers didn’t get taken away by social services which i massively #appreciated. but then my sim came home from work and immediately got a promotion #to paramedic; which meant she had to switch over to nights right away. so the nanny came again a few hours later and immediately proceeded #to set my kitchen on fire #thankfully they have a smoke alarm but she sent the two older kids into aspiration failure. SHERYL WHEN I CATCH YOUUUU #bizarrely the person who is absolutely coming in clutch for this family is none of the family members and nor is it the nanny #it’s gerald who is the grandpa of a different family i created in the neighbourhood. he works with the mom (although he’s an intern now) #and she brought him home from work and he has just been here all night #it’s 4:20am and he’s sat playing with one of the toddlers helping him learn words with his bunny 🥹 #gerald we looooove you. platinum aspiration for gerald. GOOD THINGS FOR GERALD #the most annoying people in this challenge so far are sheryl the nanny who burns stuff down and jackson; a kid in one of the other houses #who keeps calling everyone at 2am even if he barely knows them. and also at 10am on school days #jackson’s mom also irritates me because she came to pick her daughter up who was just playing chess on a porch at 8pm; bothering nobody #but doesn’t stop jackson from spamming everyone with calls. where is the logic #personal

[thewhitegrape]

do y’all see where im coming from….

#also when connor and maya went with ted (😠) to rainforest cafe…. like connor i understand but MAYA?! is maya friends friends with ted? #crazy crazy girl……. #omg remembering that one time a bird hut connor’s window and he immediately called maya to see if it was alive and she came and told him it- #died. not a cute story about them this is just me remembering 😋 #idk man. maybe im being misogynistic for thinking that…..

[freakurodani]

thinking about hinata trying SO HARD to be a polite young man augsjshs like he throws around a "damn" and a "bastard" like everyone else, but those are like, barely cuss words

also thinking about in the dub when hes talking to ukai and he says "dude-- im mean sir!" hes just so funny

truly, the only one stopping shoyo from saying fuck is shoyo

#hinata shoyo #hq!! #conspiracy lvl: text #hsnaisjhd hes just like me fr #i was in charge of drawing a sign for work #and it was on a chalk board and the chalk broke and i went FUCK #and i immediately covered my mouth bc my (cool) manager was right there and i was like #im so sooooorrrryyy ToT #and she was like omg ive never heard you say that before!!! #ishsisushs #ALSO WHEN I WORKED AT THE GROCERY STORE #AND I HAD TO PUT OUT A FIRE AND THE ASSISTANT MANAGER CAME IN AND SHE WAS LOOE #*like #omg adrien did u just say the fword????? #i feel like i say fuck a lot but maybe in spoken vocabulary not so much #i do say shit like heinous awful and disgusting a lot #fun fact #my ex calls shit heinous bc he picked it up from me #hdhsbdnsjd

[sluttyten]

the vibe of the day is to be in a bad fucking mood

#like tell me why me and the opening manager are the only ones that actually showed up on time #one girl didn’t show up and sent the two managers that called her directly to voice mail but when the GM called her she immediately answered #then she comes into work with a bad fucking attitude because she claims she was supposed to be off today but she was literally scheduled and #didn’t request it off #and then the guy who was scheduled in at 6:30 but knew he might have to come in earlier because he was putting up our truck we got lastnight #ignored the texts and call from the opening manager telling him the truck came in early and then he was still another like 30-45 minutes #late on his scheduled time in #and then the guy that was supposed to be here at 8 called but claims the call didn’t go through and claims he texted the GM but the text did #not go through so he just texted the manager who’s actually here today and said he wouldnt be coming in because he can’t breathe?? so we #were all like fuck ok great got the No breather the one who’s late and putting up the truck and the one with the bad fucking attitude #but then!!!! the one who texted/called in shows up!!! randomly!! like bro!! you called out so why the fuck are you here #so it’s been chaos because we’ve been trying to do shit in a rush thinking we weren’t gonna have people #we’ve rearranged peoples positions like 17 fucking times we’ve been nonstop busy too and I’m currently on break and feel like ripping my #hair out and not speaking any more because my throat is dry from the nonstop order taking in drive thru and running around grabbing things #and then there are the customers giving me fucking attitude too like get tf out of here #oh also the line opener was at least 10 minutes late bc the opening manager texted me in a panic/a mood already because the two openers werw #late and it’s this manager’s first day opening #just like fuck today lol

[lecliss]

I think a 10yo just got attached to me in genshin and if this keeps up its gonna make me not wanna play cuz I don't wanna come off as mean if I have to tell her to give me some space, but I wanna play in peace ya know?

#she came into my world i think saturday night or sunday morning. thats how long i played. and chatted for a minute then left #then the second i logged on this morning she immediately hopped in and started calling me Ed #and she was asking questions and im polite so i answered and she was like you can ask me questions #and since she asked how old i was i asked back snd she was all uh um well im 10 #and thats fine to me cuz im not gonna be a weirdo anyway #but then she asked if i had a wife and i said no im not interested in girls so thats probably when she was sure i was a safe adult #and someone else joined and she dm'ed me that she didnt like him and right after he left so did she #and when i opened my world back up later she immediately popped in again #and wanted me to go to whatever a playstation party is while i was doing a quest and i had to politely tell her no twice #and then it segwayed into material hunting with her so i could still do something productive in game at least #but at one point she called me her bff and started talking about how she just got a phone #and im worried she may end up asking for my number or something. like hell nah #like. im all for being friendly and playing a game together and casual chatting. again. i have no intention of EVER being a weirdo #but shes coming off as immediately REALLY attached and i dont need to be going through shit like that again #ive had people get REALLY attached to me in some games previously and not leave me alone while im trying to play #and then they blow up at me when i ask for some space. so i dont wanna deal with that again #especially from a 10yo. i really dont wanna upset anyone by rejecting them or asking for space #but sometimes its too much and i just wanna do what i want in the game #and i kinda really dont wanna have a 10yo tailing me the whole time i wanna play #especially cuz shes 10 ya know? friends are cool but im a little too old to be a bff to her imo #i think i'll just try keeping my world closed when i log off so i wont log on and she immediately pop in first thing #i dont wanna block her off completely cuz i dont mind if she comes by every once in a while. just not all the time ya know? #personal

[kaidabakugou]

this is so random… BUT MY DOG’S EYEBROWS ARE GROWING LMAO

#kai.rambles #he’s 4 years old and NOWWW THEYRE CHANGING COLORRR #i don’t have a picture yet bc you can barely see it on camera but he has a little brown shadow where his eyebrows would beeeee #he’s always been fully black so the fact that his eyebrows are growing all of a sudden it’s so funny #my mom didn’t beleive to the point she came over at like 6am when i told her this morning bc she needed to see him before she left for work #and when she told my grandma she immediately called me to tell me to come over bc she needed to see the baby’s eyebrows LOL

[toastsnaffler]

actually ive been thinking abt this a lot lately like basically for years i assumed i was very (cis)het passing and only recently ive become aware that i am in fact. very obviously perhaps almost comically gay to other queer ppl. like lmaoooo ok then

#i think its bc a) when i came out at like 15 everyone was super surprised so i assumed ppl still found it unexpected even now #+ b) im not super aware of social cues generally (autism) so dont tend to pick up on stuff like that unless its explicitly said #+ also c) ive never felt like i physically appear very conspicuous bc i dont have any piercings/tattoos/never dyed my hair etc #i only cut my hair short relatively recently too..... so idk i just assumed i blended into the background for everyone #but now im interacting with ppl outside of my tighter social circle more often ive become more aware- #of how ppl might perceive me. or rather ive become aware of just how UNaware i am of how ppl might perceive me #and its really funny how many odd interactions ive had in the past suddenly make sense if u assume the other person clocked me as gay #like strangers that have gotten flustered around me that might be bc i was giving off strong dyke vibes etc #the other day i was in a bookstore and the guy behind the counter was very stiff + quiet until i replied to smth he said and suddenly he- #became way more animated + started talking to me more casually + that was the first time i realised i probably sound gay as fuck #like i think i kinda have a stereotypical gay mannerism/lilt to the way i talk... no wonder i used to get called a fag so often lmfao #or like i remember trying to find a lab partner in 3rd yr of my degree + i had to do it on call only bc of covid + there were a bunch- #of us with similar lab interests but it got sorted SO fast bc this one other student seemed to gravitate immediately towards me #and i remember thinking afterward that it was odd how quickly we resolved that. esp bc we didnt even meet it was just voice call #anyway yeah i found out she was a dyke much later but i think maybe she clocked me straight away bc of how i sound....? #and that was why she warmed to me so quickly... but god i remember debating for ages with my ex abt whether she was gay or not #like my gaydar is truly terrible i suck balls at picking up on cues so its funny that to some people im reeking signals #also i met up with an ollldddd old friend last week + 30 secs in she was like oh fuck you must use different pronouns now #gesturing to Me. like oh..... im visibly gnc......? or maybe behaviourally???? idk. also shes v femme which made me realise that- #i rly do come across kinda masc/butch nowadays. even tho ive never really thought abt it that deeply before or made an effort to #i mean yeah i do identify along those lines but ive never directly considered how to flag that to other people etc im just doing me baby #ANYWAY this has been a rly long ramble idr what point i was getting at but just find it fascinating to think abt how im read in public #bc im just genuinely so unaware of it. its weirdly rly validating to find out that im automatically recognised as dykey + a little masc #boosted my confidence a lot as well tbh ive felt rly comfortable in myself lately. partly also cuz im getting a little muscular ;^) #ANYWAYYYYYY enough of all that i need to go sleep if youre reading this ily goodnighttt xoxo #.diaries

[ultraviolencced]

things are very very very bad ! :)

#like i’m literally in shock i don’t know how to live right now #get ready this is gonna be a whole ass book in the tags #*people that aren’t blood related but family bc my grandpa had someone working for him they became pals his wife and my grandma became pals #when they had kids my grandma would babysit and my mom would babysit and then i would be babysat by the girls my mom did she lived with us #for a while so yeah that’s the back story #she got pregnant while my mom was pregnant with my brother so mom had bro then a few months later i’ll call her m had her baby their name #was james and he became the newest member of the fam i visited them in the hospital when they were born and james and my bro became good pal #fast forward august 31st 2022 j passed away they did it themselves #friday was the service it was more of a celebration of life they already had the physical funeral and it was just immediate relatives #it was hard hearing their parents and their sister talk broke my heart #right after their sister spoke the music came back on and it was pilots it was the run and go and i broke down my sister had to go outside #it was really really fucking horrible to know that a queer kid i knew and loved died killed me #rewind to a few months ago my brother od’d on oxy he was in the hospital for 2 days it caused some physical damage to his heart enzymes #he got on antidepressants and a psychiatrist and seemed to be doing better #fast forward to saturday night he overdosed on street fentanyl he again went to the er and is now at a mental health center for a 72 hour #hold and after that we’re trying to find a rehab and mental health center #i grew up seeing what addiction does my uncle was a heroin addict from the time i was born until i was 16 or 17 so i saw some shit #and a lot of it fucked me up and i can’t see my brother go through that #my brother is the smartest mother fucker i know and fucking mental fucking illness fucking everything up like he earned 13 college credits #in 1 fucking day his japanese studies professor said my brother knew more than he did and fucking opiates fuck #and the sheriffs who searched his room found street fentanyl that they all had to have gloves bc it’s killing people in my town everyday #they said they literally get calls everyday because of this shit like i’m about to go find the piece of shit who sold it to him #and put my fucking 9 in his mouth and pull the trigger i’ll gladly go to prison for that tbfh #so that’s what happened with my brother and my non blood brother/cousin #now my fucking mom so she never goes to the doctor and me and my sister yell at her about it so she finally went to address her fucked up #neck and back well turns out she has degenerative disc disease same shit my grandma had basically her spine is crumbling #she also might have skin cancer and it could affect her throat and thyroid :) bc they saw something in her throat during her mri :) so fuck #and then there’s me and my crumbling jaw no joints without arthritis and brain tumor #and my sisters mental health is Not Good it hasn’t been for months and this is killing her and im so concerned for her #now all three siblings have been put on a 72 hour hold at some point :) sister at 12 or 13 me at 22(in there for my bday) now bro at 19

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[sawruhh]

I am really the happiest when I work hard and play hard

#today I woke up and drank my water and went down to the gym to get some sun and just walk on the treadmill for half an hour #I came up and made a lovely breakfast and ate and showered #and then I went out to buy peppercorns and vases and treated myself to brown mascara and some skincare refills #then I came back and arranged all my flowers (alhamdulilah) #and then I started work but then immediately stopped bc anxiety #I took a break and started again #had a call with an alum that not works at a firm I wanna go to #then more work #I made some more dal which has really been hitting the spot #I sent over my draft to the research team and now I’m listening to Valley’s cover of There She Goes and being grateful #like ok it was a full workday today which is quite unusual for me lmao #remember #so happy #oh my GOD okay and my first boss/mentor called me today and ok he’s like nearing 80 and retiring #so he told me about retirement and I told him about graduation and we were just chatting it up like besties #which is hilarious because I remember how scared I was when I met him and started working for him #and now he’s calling me on my cell and chit chatting hehehehe #I mean alhamdulilah #I’m surrounded by love and light and encouragement