#he's an idiot god bless

[fae-morrigan]

was talking about the way the supersons are one of the most fanonized relationships in comics in the tags of that one post and now i'm thinking about the weird fanon thing that's super minor but annoys me the most: there is a certain group of people who seem to believe that damian would,,, dislike jay? why????

cannot emphasize enough how the text of the comics tells us the exact opposite. like, okay:

( son of kal el issue 1, son of kal el issue 11, son of kal el issue 6 ) Damian's literally infodumping about jay and his work to anyone who will listen. And for the record- Dick decides to invest in The Truth after Damian finds out Jay's identity under the mask, so like.

Also, they get along fine out of uniform, too:

(DC pride 2022) (honestly if anything their dynamic kind of reminds me of steph and damian which leads me to conclude steph and jay would be best friends)

I think if you're going to write stuff with damian and jon you kind of have to acknowledge that jay is someone who is important to both of them. Like, Jay is part of their shared circle. Damian outright admires Jay's professional work. I'm much more interested in that reality.

The only universe where they don't get along is the Injustice universe, but that's the injustice universe where everyone sucks forever.

#And the thing is like #on some level I understand the trope exists mostly within the specific scenario where jay does something to hurt jon but also........ why #why would jay do that. why would jay break up with jon? nobodys ever convinced me of a reason #specifically nobodys ever given me a reason jay would break up with jon that wouldnt also make damian immediately side with jay lol #he wouldnt just follow jon blindly he'd tell jon if he was being an idiot. he HAS. in canon. several times. #jay nakamura #supersons #jayjon #NOT tagging damian or jon because that'd be like swinging a bat at a hornets nest god bless! #dc #dc meta

[nicoscheer]

mileskane In a shower in Paris x

📸 @ogden.ewan

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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)

28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:

Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽

Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing

#he’s just given up all pretense now huh just outright posting thirst traps no fucks gives 😭🤣 #Miles Kane #he’s officially gone off the rails #the caption like SIR?!!! #bless our lord and savior Ewan #oh I am so sorry but his hand position suggest certain uhm things …cuffs… #19/02/2024 #lord have mercy #if whoever he tried to impress with these didn’t go down on their knees 🫢🫢 #that idiot honest to god uploaded a complication of them shower pics 😳💅 #brain.exe has stopped working #he just had to upload these to insta; twitter & tiktok 😇 #love how we’re all losing our collective minds over them pics #and like the red tile ain’t helping as well as the caption like what did he expect us to think he’s in some basement dungeon cuz honestly 🤨 #and then as direct contrast the turtle charm bracelet

[stridersdiner]

What's that one country pop song.

Honey, I'm Good.

Corny, corny ass song.

But I can feel Rancher!Graves' shit-eating grin in my bones.

Graves and his partner- a pretty little thing when two of you were side by side. He wasn't much older than you, yet he had always seemed so given how old fashioned he was- something about the etiquette he followed; how he would open the door of his truck for you to help you in and out, or how he pulled your chair out for you at the dinner table.

The visits to the saloon are less and less frequent now that he's got someone to come home to at the end of the day, but a quick drink to catch up with the other folk every now and then never hurt anyone. News usually traveled fast through town, but for some odd reason, you being Phil's partner didn't.

Or, maybe it did, and everyone expected worse from him. Hushed tone and whispers about how poor little you had been ensnared by Phil's charm. He was reliable for jobs, sure, but the way he was able to smooth talk his way through anything and everything had some people reeling at the idea of him actually being tied down to someone; he was assigned to be the forever-bachelor.

And as much as you hated to admit it, your mind lingered in doubt sometimes. Laying in bed with him, watching in the moonlight as he fell asleep and wondering if he really meant it earier when he said he thought of you and handed you that pretty bouquet of flowers that definitely had to be imported from another state.

Did he really mean to stare at you that lovingly when you brought out a glass of sweet tea for him when he was out hauling around the hay bales?

What about when he held you on the couch when you two were watching that shitty horror movie after dinner, and he jerked you closer and squeezed you after one of the most predictable jumpscares flashed over the screen?

Phil was a great guy. Secure, friendly, plenty capable and ready to help. Cheeky. Unassuming too, if you tried really hard to forget about his rodeo career. He knew better than to brag. And to you, and only you, he was clingy. He tried to make sure you knew that he was dedicated. Lingering touches, long looks, greedy kisses and tight hugs.

If anyone asked you, he was the sweetest thing. Never afraid to love you and show that he really meant it. If you asked anyone else, Phil was like a dog; one that would come when called for a job, willing to play fetch with anyone if they asked nice enough.

So when some other pretty little thing came up and seated herself on the stool next to his to introduce herself to him with that look on her face, no one batted an eye. Well, no one did until he finally finished the glass of whiskey he had been nursing through their mostly one-sided conversation.

"Nah, I'm good."

And heads whipped to look at him. Rejection? Rejection from Phil?

Of course. Phil was serious about you.

"Already got my honey waitin' f' me at home."

Babes that wanted to be tagged:

@mockerycrow @kivino

#Rancher AU #Graves. #Mini. #Honestly I don't really like this song but it's an earworm. #Phil is someone that everyone is surprised to find out he has a partner. #Not because he's slimy or anything #but probably because he's an idiot and doesnt reciprocate flirting seriously. #Somehow caught on with you though! #God bless this stupid little cowboy. #Phillip Graves x gn!Reader #cod mw2 #cod mwii

[fandomfloozy]

Thinking about alternate universe Nanami fiancee!reader storming into jujutsu tech after Shibuya and pulling a "WHERE THE HELL IS HE" like Fallon from Dynasty

#god help anyone who gets between her and beating Kento's ass for being a self-sacrificing idiot #he's probably heavily injured but she does not give a shit #how dare he put his life on the line when she's at home waiting for him???? #bless shoko for bringing that man back from the brink of death tho #she a real one #jjk au #nanami x reader #nanami kento #shibuya incident #jujutsu kaisen au

[avesmonster]

well it looks like SOMEONE'S sensitive about the fact they ruined their own life

#i keep thinking about this cause it's so funny. kepler you literally didn't have to do any of this #he is so pathetic god bless <3 #birdmonster speaks #wolf 359 #'you're nothing' get fucking wrecked idiot

[normalties]

another day of losing my mind over how fine this man is

#quality is shit #but he still lookin so fine #GOD HELP ME #im so normal #good lord #ben willbond #six idiots #oh my god #bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #the captain #horrible histories #thank you pinterest for blessing me with this picture of him #I love him #the six idiots

[baejax-the-great]

Just learned that the Greek word for Doom Incarnate is a homophone for "stupid" so fingers crossed that Moros is the himbo we all deserve

#it is also the root of moron #in english #god bless #hades game #hades 2 #it is also VERY close to the word for infant #so he is a baby idiot.

[the-bae-spencer-shay]

When the apple-bottoms are too big for the Applebottom Jeans

Bonus: (that donk)

#Spencer whatcha gonna do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo trunk. #Spencer got them yams #but also he's flailing his legs around like a flamingo lmao #this idiot goofball that I love #god bless his little heart #lol oh Jerry #Spencer Shay #Carly Shay #iCarly #Jerry Trainor #Miranda Cosgrove #Marking this under: The bae files

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

inspired by this:

also, here's the fake thumbnails seen very briefly at the end if anyone wants to see wtf moke's up to on his nonexistent yt channel:

#my video lol #shitpost #talkloid #vocaloid #kagamine len #len kagamine #zhiyu moke #moke zhiyu #lenmoke #I GUESS? #those fake thumbnails are so stupid ahkjhskjhgkj. AND I MADE THE FAKE DISCORD CHAT IN THE BG OF THE 3RD ONE TOO AND IT TOOK SO LONG FML #i was trying to think of the most clickbaity shit b/c i feel ofc this mfer would do dumb shit like that. god bless this dumbass #BOTH OF THESE BITCHES ARE IDIOTS and the friendgroup as a whole. keeps encouraging it. good lord #i think im figuring out the secrets to get moke to english somewhat decently. sorta. he's still a bitch to work w/ though ahsgnkngk #idk what else to put in the tags here. i wanna do more stuff w/ moke but i never have any ideas ourghhhh

[ronkeyroo]

Challenged myself to make a super quick 1 hour animation 🥺 The prompt was “The wolf twins passively watching the dragonborn train while totally having the hots for them”

#they be lookin #👁️👁️ #oh vilkas #HNGFD ITS SO HARD TO ANIMATE FAST BUT I HOPE I GOT IT #super messy sketchy mess #it was a cute exercise #im too tired to stay awake but like imagine raven doing some obnoxious godamn training #farkas is like // bro ;) // nudge nudge #he sees through your denial vilkas #its all in her swing #idiots god bless #smooches them both/ #vilkas #farkas #the companions #jorrvaskr #skyrim art shenanigans #animation

[fluffypurpleglitterdemon]

I still dunno my opinion on the "if you don't have a reason to live live for me" speech. Objectively wild thing to say, Xie Lian! Wild thing for a Twenty Year Old to say, both more and less wild for a god - you're uncomfortable with being worshiped and treated as above other people but you're fine telling a 13 year old to make you the meaning of his life, Xie Lian? Absolutely bonkers speech in that respect! On the other hand, weirdly, that's... not entirely out there advice? I have heard of something similar (though differently-phrased) used by plenty of people in a state where wanting to live for their own sake is hard to reach - if you can't keep going for yourself, to keep going because you have to feed your dog, or your sister would be sad, or whatever. Sometimes even religion is that external reason! "I can't want to live for myself but I know my god wants me to keeping going so I will" is a perfectly functional reason to keep going until you are in a state where you want to live for your own sake! But then, for one thing, that method is an incredibly delicate thing to advise someone else to use, especially if the advice-giver is using themself as the external reason, and secondly there is still a bit of a difference between that and making someone the meaning of your life.

#Me Talking #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #TGCF liveblogging #To be clear all of this is like... nonjudgmental analysis. I am not Mad At Xie Lian #Xie Lian is 1. like 20 and 2. a sheltered and beloved prince who just recently became an even more beloved god #I do not blame him for occasionally saying wild or silly things #I just keep thinking about it. Because Hua Cheng 100% took Every Word of it to heart #And also because current-day Xie Lian used it as an example of how foolish and embarrassing he used to be #and to a degree he's right but he's also biased. In general. Regarding how much of an idiot he may have been as a young god #He's inclined to see a lot of his actions and choices back then in a fairly unforgiving light #which means I'm inclined to poke at all his judgements of himself-back-then to make up my own mind about these things

[asteralien]

THE WORLD TREE !!! YEEESSSSSSSS THE FUCKING WORLD TREE AAAAAAAAA [AIR HORNS] YGGDRASIL I MISSED YOU BABY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK [AIR HORNS]

#SPOILED TO HELL AND BACK FOR THIS FINALE BUT NO ONE MENTIONED THE WORLD FUCKING TREE #PRIORITIES PEOPLE COME ON #what a disastrous terrible season but what an image to go out on holy SHIT !!!!! #oops there are 15 minutes left. fuck. i don't care about anything else #my boy !!! my fucking boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!! #oohhhhh my goodddddddd yggdrasil..................somehow i wasn't expecting that..........IDIOT but YESSS #they were so afraid to make him look weird and alien that they made him boring and uninteresting #but we got our magic boy back and he brought us our world tree!!!!! fuck!!!!!!! #so glad i watched this alone in the office so i can freak out to the extent i need to #god....................i am so rarely rewarded for my loyalty but sometimes i am fed crumbs of gold #and today that crumb is the world tree. bless. #aster chat #aster liveblogs

[justablogger234]

just something I think about everyday

you guys remember the ending of now way home? Cause I do. And it sucks in the most painful way.

of course we had the lovely moments

The sad moments

And then of course

The devastating part. Oh peter, peter peter. When will you ever learn?

See this is why I can never fully like spiderman or peter parker because he's too dang selfless. I swear though, if him and mj don't get back together in the next one I'm gonna spiritually sue (cause I have no money). And if I even smell the implications of black cat entering the picture I'm never gonna watch these movies again . It literally makes no sense to introduce a new love interest when you have the best one. MJ. I really love zendaya's mj by the way and I love her too cause she really seems like an awesome person. Oh and it also helps when the two main young stars of the movie and on-screen couple are also dating in real life 😏😏😍

#Peter and mj #No way home #Peter you shouldn't have lied to mj #Mj you need to remember him and then go and slap em then kiss him #I mean what is it with zendaya's on screen boyfriends lying to her #First peter now paul #Mj deserves better and so does chani #Peter never would have done would paul did to her though so that's a win #I'm a huge peter and mj shipper but peter really messed up #He's a loveable adorable and selfless idiot though #He won't be able to stay away from mj long enough though #And there's a big clue that she'll remember him #They'll get back together #They have to for my sanity 👀 #God bless everyone by the way and have a lovely day

[kakusu-shipping]

Can you do Fatgum, kirishima, or Tamaki?

This is like Half the Fatfam so I'll do you one better and do the whole Fatfam because I love them and leaving any of them out feels weird kfdjgkfdg

Ask from Here

Taishiro Toyomitsu

Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual

Gender Headcanon: I see Taishiro as a Cis man, but I've seen very cool Trans Taishiro takes as well, so I'm between the two usually. He/Him

A ship I have with said character: Me?? Me self ship with Taishiro my beloved?? Oh but also Kendo Rappa I love that guy. He's Taishi's creepy gross stalker and I think they're funny together

A BROTP I have with said character: His interactions with Monika in Vigilantes will never not be hilarious to me. She's so not funny and he's so mean and they're hysterical together and I love them

A random headcanon: Taishiro's entire wardrobe is hoodies. He sleeps in a hoodie, his casual wear his hoodies, he's got a nice date hoodie. It's his comfort outfit and he refuses to change.

General Opinion over said character: I love this man. He is my husband, I mwah mwah mwah him face. Top tier fat rep, Horikoshi's best character by a mile.

everyone else under the cut so the post doesn't get too long

Tamaki Amajiki

Sexuality: Gay

Gender: Like Taishiro I see him as Cis usually but I've seen sooo many good Transgender headcanons as well that I'm kind of in the middle about it. He/She

OTP: MiriTama is SO cute!!! Top tier!!! My Hero really has the best Blond/Dark Hair ships out there.

BROTP: I really like his relationship with Neijire, being in the same class I feel like she just kinda bugged him until they were friends. Lesbian/Gay Hostility. They bicker like siblings.

Random Headcanon: It's Tamaki's fault we keep getting interns at the Fatgum agency. He hears someone struggling and thinks "Fat could help them" and brings them home like a kid bringing home a kitten. He's a bleeding heart, just like his father.

Overall Opinion: I LOVE Tamaki like a LOT. My favorite part about him, and all the 3rd year students we meet, is he's already gone through his entire character arc. He, Mirio, and Neijire worked to overcome challenges, faced problems, had training arcs and everything long before we met them. They're main characters post their own plot and I LOVE that kind of story telling.

Eijiro Kirishima

Sexuality: ALSO Gay

Gender: Transgender, He/Him

OTP: KiriBaku my BELOVED, my boyfriend Zayne was really into this one when he was into My Hero so I kinda got pulled into it first. I do really like them. Hot Headed VS Bull Headed.

BROTP: Mina for sure!! Gay/Bi Solidarity. She was his gay awakening in that he thought he liked her Romantically until he realized he didn't like girls at all. They have self care sleepovers where they do facials and paint eachother nails and gossip for sure

Random Headcanon: Kirishima has a real soft spot for Shojo Manga, and prefers it over action packed Shounen. The only people who know this are the rest of the Fatfam, Mina, and Bakugo.

Overall Opinion: I'm gonna keep saying I love these characters and it's true I loooove Eijiro sooo much. He's so head strong but with a huge heart he cares and worries SO much and he's also always down to clown commit to the bit ride or die kinda guy. I love him.

Tetsutestu Tetsutetsu

Sexuality: Bi? Pan? Omni?? Poly??? I don't think he really knows the exact label fits him best. Everyone in class B would say he's Bisexual, but he himself would answer the question with a "I dunno, boys are cute, girls are cute, what's it matter?"

Gender: ALSO Transgender, He/Him

OTP: I really like him with Kendo, their dynamic is incredibly cute and funny. A lot of "That's MY WIFE!!!!! :D" Energy and I love that for him. He's her biggest cheerleader.

BROTP: He and Eiji as constantly butting head twins who are too similar for their own good is incredibly funny to me and I do love that dynamic. I also love him with Neito Monoma as the bite to his bark kind of dynamic. He doesn't do it on purpose, he just loves hyping people up and isn't really hearing the nonsense Monoma is saying.

Random Headcanon: Tetsu really needs glasses, like really needs glasses, and just doesn't know it. He thinks everybody sees like this and just hasn't questioned it.

General Opinion: My Hero Academia Dumb Guy is a very particular gender and I adore it. Well, I call Tetsu dumb but he can't be that dumb to be in UA, it's a top school after all. He's just impulsive and hard headed and reckless, not necessarily stupid. I love him, boy son son boy

Momo Yaoyorozu

Sexuality: I'm in camp AroAce Momo, but I can also be on team Ace/Lesbian Momo. Back and forth on that one a lot.

Gender: Cis gender, She/Her

OTP: Sense I think she's Aro I don't have a lot of Momo ships off the top of my head, but I think she and Jiro are cute. The ideal Big Fem Little Butch Lesbian/Bi ship. If anything Jiro for sure has a crush on her.

BROTP: I really like the headcanon that she, Iida, and Todoroki are all childhood friends who attended a lot of the same Pro Hero/High class parties and hung out together during them.

Random Headcanon: Momo's parents don't support her choice to do Hero work, and are constantly threatening to pull her out of UA if the hero training gets in the way of her grades. She has an uncle who's a Pro Hero, which is how she got the recommendation to UA in the first place, he's also the one who signed all her paperwork and showed up for Parent's Day.

Overall Opinion: Momo is what made me realize I shouldn't focus too hard on the costuming of My Hero Academia fjkghjdfg her hero suit makes me sad. I think she's a very under used character, and could use some character development time under Fatgum, sense they both have quirks that utilize fat cells and she is entirely too thin to be doing hard hero work while using up that much energy. No WONDER she passes out all the time!

Nirengeki Shoda

Sexuality: Biromantic, Asexual

Gender: Trans Man, He/Him

OTP: It's hard to ship the 1-B kids cause they don't get near enough focused screen time. Shoda doesn't even seem to have a real affinity with anyone in his class either, sense every time we've seen him he's paired with someone new. I got nothing, it seems.

BROTP: He, Yui, Reiko, and Kendo all hang out I think. Shoda's really chill and team focused, so he can really blend into any group, but the girls specifically tend to steal him for hang outs the most.

Random Headcanon: Shoda has a real hard time taking praise or thinking he's really worthy of anything, a lot like Momo. It's something he's been forced to get better at sense being in a class with Neito Monoma though, sense the guy won't take "nah I didn't do anything" as an answer when complimenting people. Shoda's worked self deprecation out of his speaking habits out of necessity at this point.

General Opinion: My son boy I picked this one for the Fatfam and I'm the only one to do so but the Baseball OVA really got me okay my S/I is baseball themed and Shoda's quirk is REALLY GOOD for baseball of COURSE I'd pick him up. My intern now, suck it Shishido. I also just think the Fatgum agency needs more Class B in the mix. MORE REP FOR CLASS B!!!!

#Thankyou for asking #Fatgum #Fatfam #I love these guys my handsome husband and our beautiful kids god bless #These takes are sooooooo based on my own S/I I am SO sorry I am bleeding into the headcanon post kdfgjkfdg #Two late 20 somethings and their band of teenage children #I would like to legally adopt Momo she is my dear sweet baby girl mwah mwah sweetheart #Tamaki loves his family but he hates being the oldest they all expect so much of him #Regressor Tamaki he's actually the baby brother #Nirengeki gets hit with my Ace Beam because I love him #Much like hot Taishi gets the Pan beam #Get headcanoned idiots #This was fun thanks for asking sorry I didn't answer last night like I planned #My melatonin punched me in the jaw just as I requested it to do

[widowshill]

– You mean you -- – You promised I could tell you the whole story.

dark shadows 101 / sylvia plath, "in the mountains," johnny panic & the bible of dreams / dark shadows 102 / rebecca 1940

#hesitate to post this one for my besties in the beginning bc it feels mildly more spoilery than usual. but it’s also not. but it is. #IDK WENDY AND TORTIE LOOK AWAY #girls (me) consuming any media: this too is rebecca. #he’s such a weirdo. god bless. they trapped the byronic idiot in daytime television and they didn't even let him [redacted] #compilation tag tba #➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery. #➤ roger collins. ┊ i and my ghosts want a drink. #➤ roger collins & victoria winters. ┊ pain sometimes precedes pleasure，miss winters.

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

So if you beta for flames desire whats the part you like most or something youre looking forward to in it? Thinking of reading it but was worried about the first chapter rating

Ah yes my favourite job, advertising Flame's Desire :]

That's totally understandable where you're coming from though chapter 1 as it stands is a lil dark with the events that take place in it but i promise! It's not graphic or gratuitous!

Rougie's description of the events don't go overboard or take it too far so if what you're fearing is super graphic descriptions of the bad stuff then you're all good! And so far chapter 1 is the darkest of the uploaded chapters so it starts off heavy but the tone lightens up in the following chapters.

As for what I like most about FD there is the general of me liking Rougie's writing a lot. And this is not just cause rougie's my good comrade, i think they got a really good handle of writing character interactions and setting up plot points. Plus i deeply enjoy how Natsu's written in FD.

But if we are talking specifics that i love then we might be here the whole night😅 because there is something in each chapter that i enjoy no joke. I really could talk on and on about each of em. But i am particularly attached to chapters 4&5 respectively with the long journey of the story kicking off and i am such a sucker for travel sequences plus lore drop and a development in Natsu and Lucy's friendship. And chapter 8 has a fight scene that i am really dying to draw.

And for what im looking forward to, i technically got one in the chapter im beta-ing now being a fire dance scene at the spring festival that Rougie teased me with from last year so im over the moon about finally getting it now.

The other is actually an upcoming scene in the chapter rougie's writing right now! A fight scene that i really can't spoil bcus its too important (im serious. They held this scene to their chest and almost didnt wanna tell me when i figured it out. If i spoil i lose beta privileges) but it's something that really has me on the edge of my seat due to the build up towards it (@kiliinstinct rougie if ur out there blease drop a crumb of spoilers in my DMs)

And aaaaaaaa man, i would drop in some screenshots of my fave bits but they don't hit as hard without the context yknow? You just, gotta trust me on this one here.

Trust this Phoenix.

There are heavy themes and stuff in the story but it's not overbearing or too in your face. It's a really fuckin good fic.

Go read FD, wont disappoint you. Pinky swear

#talking to the firebird #anon #anon listen to me my dear comrade #here in the tags i can gush like an idiot more #theres good natsu n lucy interactions both with romantic implications n platonic #side characters are fun i love how grays written even tho hes barely fuckin there makarov too #theres this fuckon beach scene like prime ship moment ofc but i love it more for the emotional implications on natsus end not romance wise #but as a look into his head with his own emotional dealio #theres this weird plot thread with mirajane that rougie refuses to even drop a crumb of a hint thats killing me #the fuckin fire dance scene god BLESS #listen man i just #dont let the rating hold u up truly #FD is so interesting and this isnt even friend bias talking #and even if it is friend bias talking go support my friends fic :) i promise youll enjoy it